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OK. OK, listen up. No throwing up.

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Don't have a better time than me,

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and no smoking unless
it's out the window.

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Who else are we waiting for? Are we...?

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- No, no, this, is it. - Yeah, we're
having a proper thing next weekend,

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you're the ones we thought wouldn't
gel with the larger group.

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Yeah, you're sort of the liabilities.

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- Quite mean.
- That is so rude.

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No, not... In, like, in a fun way.

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That is so...

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Shit.

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All aboard.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Yeah!

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Just, erm, just planning ahead,

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- do you think that we're
gonna have sex tonight? - No!

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No.

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Last time was a mistake.

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And the five times before that were...?

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Yeah, all mistakes, every one of them.

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And also, can you stop counting?
Also, it was three times.

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- Three times, barely.
- Right, well,

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the next time a strong gust of
wind blows you up to my apartment

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and you accidentally have sex with me

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can you please bring
my phone charger back?

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Yeah, I'll buy you a new one.

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OK, listen up, we're almost at
our first surprise activity.

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Is it paintball?

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So, no. We're... It's a
surprise so don't try to guess.

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Oh, my God, is it karaoke?

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I love karaoke. I love it.

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No!

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Should we have done karaoke?

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No. I think...

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It's crazy golf.

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The brochure said it's a lot of fun.

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- All brochures say that.
- Is that Tom?

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Tom? It isn't, is it?

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- Tom Kapoor.
- Oh, my God. - It's Tommy.

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- It is.
- I can't believe he came.

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- You invited him?
- Yeah.

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What is wrong with you?!

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- I'm allowed to have friends.
- All right, let's go,

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the quicker we get this over with,
the sooner we can get to karaoke.

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I can't believe he's come.

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Yeah, but you know we
aren't doing karaoke, mate?

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You coming? I can't wait to meet him.

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In a minute, yeah.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I didn't realise you were
still in the country.

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Steve didn't tell you
I was coming, did he?

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No... No, he didn't.

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I should've...

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- I don't have to stay, I can...
- No, it's... No.

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It's good to see you.

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I'm sorry I haven't been in touch.

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That's sort of what happens
when you break up with someone.

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You should stay, erm, it'll,

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it'll obviously mean a
lot to Steve, so...

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You sure?

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Hey, man.

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Sorry, we don't have any more sashes,
but you can just wear this one.

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- OK.
- Yeah, it's mine.

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- Means you have to marry Sarah though.
- No, she's all yours.

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Yeah, I know, I'm just kidding.

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Come on, it's gonna be real fun.
It's crazy golf.

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- You smell amazing.
- It's just shower gel.

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Ooh, perfect, I got us a card.

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Why?

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So we can play together.

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- Is that how we're doing this?
- I dunno.

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- I don't think that's how we're doing it.
- OK, everyone pair up.

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And let's get ready for some fun. So...

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I think I'm just gonna wing it.

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- You can't just wing your vows.
- Yeah, I can.

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"I love you. You're about the right age.
"We own a couch together."

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Fuck's sake!

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You don't deserve to be getting married.

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Do you have portable karaoke machines?

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Yeah. No, it's quite urgent.

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Well, today. Yeah, would be great.
Yeah, thank you.

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Well, I wish I'd booked it too.

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You sure you don't have any? Like
out the back, for emergencies?

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Karaoke emergencies.

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Yeah. OK, look, my friend
Tom Kapoor, the actor,

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he really needs a karaoke
machine, so if you could get...

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- You were on the bus for a while.
- Can you...

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not talk during my backswing?

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- What was that conversation about?
- None of your business.

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Hey, can you not start before
I've finished? Come on.

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OK.

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Kind of weird he came, isn't it?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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Does he know about us?

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Erm, us?

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You know.

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Don't, actually. No. I don't.

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- I mean, two, I got two, so can you
write two down, please? - Yeah.

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- Nice one, dude.
- Thanks, man.

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- You don't...
- That's all right, OK.

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- Good to see you, bro.
- Yeah, you too.

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Yeah, and, er, man to man,
I'm glad you're here.

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- This Ben thing's got out of hand.
- Right.

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He's bad. Bad news. Bad, bad, bad news.

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- Jessie's really not in a good place.
- All right.

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She misses you.

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Yeah, I feel like the last
time I listened to you

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it kind of put me on the wrong track.

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Obviously you miss her too.
Why else would you be here?

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Look, I'm...

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I'm here for Steve.

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Yeah, of course I need two microphones!

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Really?

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Just a bit intense,
isn't it, coming here?

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I mean, Steve's our friend, so...

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How you going there, mate?

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She's a delicate hole, this
one but, I try my best.

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There we go.

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It's not a race.

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- That's bad etiquette.
- Wait, Jessie.

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No. Balls!

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What am I doing wrong?

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I just wanna talk about
what's going on between us.

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Why do you keep saying us?
What does that mean?

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I don't know.

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I just want to see where
this thing might go.

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We know where it goes, OK?
I've been there, done that,

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bought the T-shirt, I
hate the fucking T-shirt.

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No, you don't.

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You love the T-shirt,
it's a great T-shirt.

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You wear the T-shirt to bed.

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Walk.

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They shouldn't allow kids in
that place, man. I was like,

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I'm sorry he's crying
or something cos I...

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We're trying to have fun, you know.
It's a party.

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- Is everybody having a good time?
- Yeah.

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- Tom?
- Yeah, man.

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What are you doing?

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Sorry, I, I think it's just
the motion of the bus.

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Stop doing that.

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Need some help there?

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- Thanks.
- These are tricky.

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- What team are you on?
- Pink.

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Blue.

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You know, you might want to
watch out for me up there.

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Why?

149
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I'm pretty fucking good at laser tag.

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Right. Wa...

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Watch out for me out there cos I'm
really fucking good as well, so...

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Oh, my God!

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- I'm on your team!
- Oh, my God.

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What am I supposed to think?
Jesus.

155
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Back up. Back up. Back
up, we need back up.

156
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Jessie, it's a massacre.
Fall back. Fall back.

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OK. Hey, cover me, cover me.

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- Damn it, Sarah.
- What? This is stupid.

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- It's not stupid, you're stupid.
- Well, where's my gun?

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It's right there. Shit!

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- Having fun, babe?
- Yeah, love you.

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I love you too!

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- Jessie.
- What?

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No. Goddamn it!

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Told you.

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Fuck.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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I probably shouldn't have done that.

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No, no, no, I was really...
I was cool with it. What?

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Sorry, can you just hang on for one sec?
I'll just...

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Ben? Ben.

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- Yeah, I'll just...
- Fricking stop.

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Fricking stop.

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Oi! Oi!

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- Hey. Hey, stop!
- What? I'm playing the game.

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What do you want from me?

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- I wanna be with you.
- Bullshit!

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- Why's that bullshit?
- Cos it's so boring, can you hear yourself?

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Do you really want to get back together?
Have you really thought that through?

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Yes.

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I don't think you have because this
is classic you, you always do this.

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You love the idea of something and
when you get it, you freak out.

185
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Right? This is...

186
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The reason why we broke up is
because you were too scared

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to be with me, so don't
give me that shit.

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Jessie...

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I love you.

190
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I love you too! I'll always love you,

191
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that doesn't mean I like you
or want to be with you.

192
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You're a fucking arsehole, Ben.

193
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Steve, no!

194
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No. Read the room.

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Sorry.

196
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Look, I say this from
the bottom of my heart,

197
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this is never gonna happen, so
just leave me alone, please.

198
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Just joking anyways.

199
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Fucking hell.

200
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- I'm sorry for what happened back there.
- No.

201
00:10:22,932 --> 00:10:24,836
No, I shouldn't have done that.

202
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Especially because I'm leaving.

203
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I think it's just very
confusing seeing you.

204
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So, you're still going?

205
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- Yeah.
- Right.

206
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I'm off next week.

207
00:10:40,537 --> 00:10:44,031
Cool. Party in the USA.

208
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:47,461
You gonna bring me back
some Twinkies or something?

209
00:10:47,487 --> 00:10:49,797
Yeah, they might not be
with you for a while.

210
00:10:49,954 --> 00:10:52,821
They've got a lot of
preservatives, so...

211
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Probably a good thing we
broke up, then, right?

212
00:11:00,381 --> 00:11:01,711
Yeah.

213
00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,985
Why did we break up?

214
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I don't think you wanted
to be in a relationship.

215
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That's not true.

216
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Right.

217
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I wanted to be with you.

218
00:11:21,571 --> 00:11:23,641
Yeah, you wanted to be with me,

219
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but you didn't want to
be in a relationship.

220
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Isn't that the same thing?

221
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I don't think so.

222
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- I promise, I'm not trying to start
something, that's not why I'm here. - No, no.

223
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- I really do want us to be friends.
- Me too. Me too. Yeah.

224
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What the world needs now
is friends, sweet friends.

225
00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:51,583
Hey, give me that. Give me that.

226
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OK, we need to get off
the bus really quickly

227
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cos we're running fucking
late for our next thing, OK?

228
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Sorry for killing the vibe.

229
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OK. All right, listen up.

230
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Girls in that boat with Sarah,

231
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boys in this boat with me.

232
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Do we have to be separated by gender?
That seems like...

233
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- I actually think we need a boy
for weight distribution. - Yeah.

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- Tom. - Tom, do you want to...?
- I'll go with the girls.

235
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Me, I'll go. I'll go.

236
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All right, come on, we're paying
by the hour, so chop-chop.

237
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Tom, Tom, come on. Come on, Tom.

238
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So, what did he actually say?

239
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He said he was still going to America
and that he wants to be friends.

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- Bastard.
- I can't believe this!

241
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I know you're having a meltdown,
but can it wait till tomorrow?

242
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- Oh, my God, Sarah.
- What? It's my birthday!

243
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- It isn't even.
- No, it's not, it's your hen do.

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My wedding day. Hen do,
whatever, it's about me.

245
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And then you know what he said? He said
that the reason why we broke up is because

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00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:46,411
I didn't want to be in a relationship.

247
00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:48,766
Right.

248
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,443
I mean...

249
00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:54,763
- Hey, what? What?
- Well, that is truth.

250
00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:56,427
No! No!

251
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:59,552
Well, it is kind of your thing.

252
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,356
Joe?

253
00:13:04,365 --> 00:13:06,221
- Is that a swan?
- Oh, my God,

254
00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:08,490
- so this opinion is held by
the entire boat, is it? - Yes.

255
00:13:08,516 --> 00:13:10,630
- Definitely. - 100 percent,
without a shadow of a doubt.

256
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:12,146
- That is you.
- Yeah. - Yeah.

257
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:13,794
Very clearly you.

258
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,349
Oh, my God.

259
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:20,083
Does anyone want a go
on the hat after me?

260
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:22,614
- Ever heard of "yes, please"?
- Yeah.

261
00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:26,934
I saw it on TV, and I thought,
I need this for my stag.

262
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,698
- I've never drunk out of a hat before.
- Really? It's great.

263
00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:32,997
- So cool. - I don't think we've
been introduced by the way. I'm Ben.

264
00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:37,310
Tom.

265
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:45,169
OK, I think we should address
the elephant in the room.

266
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,537
We're all huge fans of your work, Tom.

267
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:52,893
Yes.

268
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,708
- Thanks, Steve.
- Yeah!

269
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,755
- I loved you in Full Tank of Money.
- Yeah?

270
00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:59,116
It was so good when you punched the dog.

271
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,700
- Yeah. That was awesome, man.
- That was... I was like, yes!

272
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:05,669
- How long have you guys known this about me?
- Literally since forever.

273
00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:08,755
- What? Why did no-one tell me?
- We say it all the time.

274
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,552
- You usually just sort of brush it off.
- Whatever.

275
00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:17,015
God, yeah, I just said it then, I just
did it right then, that's exactly...

276
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,255
- Oh, my God!
- Get a grip.

277
00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,254
Right, you need to hear this.

278
00:14:21,419 --> 00:14:25,120
You are the most amazing person that
I've ever met in my entire life

279
00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:26,432
and I love you.

280
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,556
But you are a piss poor girlfriend
whose inability to commit

281
00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:31,802
is pushing away the person you love!

282
00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:35,841
Oh, my God.

283
00:14:37,849 --> 00:14:39,895
I Ben'd Tom, didn't I?

284
00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:43,482
Babe, I think you Ben'd Tom.

285
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,583
I have to talk to him. I have
to talk to him right now.

286
00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:47,878
- No, no, no.
- Oh, God.

287
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:49,943
It's my hen do, if anyone's gonna
talk to him, it's gonna be me.

288
00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:52,099
- No, no, no! No, no!
- ***

289
00:14:52,536 --> 00:14:54,693
You're making me fall.

290
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,341
Are you OK?

291
00:14:57,835 --> 00:15:00,396
- No.
- I told you not to take such a big sip.

292
00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:07,005
Hey, I know this is weird, but I hope
there's no hard feelings between us, man.

293
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,505
I mean, Jessie and I aren't
even really a thing.

294
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,990
- Right. - I mean, obviously,
we've been sleeping together.

295
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:16,723
Cool.

296
00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:18,611
You knew that?

297
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:19,864
No.

298
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:21,880
I just don't really care, Ben.

299
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,115
Cool. Me neither.

300
00:15:29,474 --> 00:15:31,544
No, no. No, no, look, they're talking.

301
00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:33,232
They're talking. Can anyone lip read?

302
00:15:33,258 --> 00:15:36,215
I think Ben just said
something about Liberace.

303
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,841
What if they're talking about me? What if they're
talking about sex things to do with me and stuff?

304
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:42,052
Don't do anything rash, OK?
You're drunk.

305
00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:44,341
- I'm not that drunk, I'm the perfect level of drunk.
- Then you have my blessing.

306
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,584
- OK.
- I'm drunk.

307
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:48,706
God, can we turn around the boat?
Let's turn the boat around.

308
00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,200
- We've gotta go that way.
- All right.

309
00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:52,253
- Come on, do the rowing.
- I'm going, I'm doing it now.

310
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:55,215
- She needs you to go faster.
- I am going as fast as I can here.

311
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,708
Oh, my God. Have you seen this?

312
00:15:58,318 --> 00:16:00,700
- Why is it raining now?
- This is a sign.

313
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,018
Fuck your country!

314
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,635
- I think it's getting worse.
- It's nice. It's so refreshing.

315
00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:08,255
- I think it's helping my hiccups actually.
- I don't think so.

316
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,940
- Oh, my God!
- Please, please, please.

317
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,810
- This is a sign!
- How is it raining now?

318
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:14,095
The boat needs to be stable.

319
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,466
No, no, just come back into the boat.

320
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,169
- No, don't, don't, don't.
- It's fine!

321
00:16:18,195 --> 00:16:20,466
- My God!
- My God. Wait!

322
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,901
- What the fuck?
- What are you doing?

323
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:25,966
I just wanted to have a chat.

324
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:28,060
- She's done it. I'm so happy.
- Oh, my God, she can't swim.

325
00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:29,919
What are you talking about?
Of course I can swim.

326
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,865
- She can swim, she's just not a
very confident swimmer. - Shut up.

327
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,215
We're gonna lose our
deposit, the guy was very,

328
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,695
- very, very clear about it.
- Somebody save her when she drowns.

329
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,612
Everyone just shut up, shut up!
Shut up, everyone!

330
00:16:40,645 --> 00:16:42,772
Shut up. Goddamn it.

331
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,390
Oh, God. Yep. I didn't think this through.

332
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:49,523
Hi. No. It's fine. It's
fine, you don't have to...

333
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:53,327
No, no, no, no, no, don't, I just want...
I'll do it from here.

334
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:57,249
Yeah, so I just want to say I'm sorry.

335
00:16:58,824 --> 00:17:01,202
You came all the way over to say sorry?

336
00:17:01,836 --> 00:17:02,882
Yeah.

337
00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,702
- Was it that urgent?
- Yeah.

338
00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:07,452
Because...

339
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,179
Yeah, I'm...

340
00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:13,929
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm a
very, I'm a very difficult person.

341
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:17,093
I'm a very difficult person
and it turns out I'm not very

342
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:19,929
good at being a girlfriend and...

343
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,343
I'm sorry if I made it feel like
I didn't want to be with you,

344
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,405
cos I-I I did. I-I do.

345
00:17:26,431 --> 00:17:28,304
I do want to be with you.

346
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:30,171
I love you.

347
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,913
I love you.

348
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:34,523
Yeah, OK. That's funny, I love you.

349
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:37,015
But I do. I do and...

350
00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:40,101
But I know that that's
not enough when you,

351
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:44,278
you know, and I was scared
of that and I kind of bailed

352
00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:46,640
and I just sort of did
things and I do things like

353
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,702
I don't think about what happens next,

354
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,168
clearly.

355
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:54,792
But, yeah, and I haven't changed.

356
00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:57,429
I haven't had time to change

357
00:17:58,194 --> 00:18:02,366
cos I just real... I sort of had that, you
know, on the boat and I came over here,

358
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:06,215
but I now know what is
wrong with me at least.

359
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:07,637
So, yeah.

360
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:10,421
And I know you're going and that's
fine, and that's totally cool,

361
00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:14,213
but I just wanted to, sort of, come
over here and just say, in short,

362
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,251
I love you,

363
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,999
I'm sorry...

364
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,411
and I wish you all the best.

365
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,593
Are you done?

366
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,764
Yep.

367
00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:30,116
That's me. So, I'm, yeah, I'm gonna go
back, I'm just gonna go back there now.

368
00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:32,178
Yeah. I'm just gonna head back.

369
00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,202
- Great.
- No, don't do that, please.

370
00:18:34,227 --> 00:18:35,773
- Good, good.
- Shut up.

371
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:38,335
Fuck. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

372
00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:40,750
Tom, Tom, mate, Tom.

373
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,317
No, no, no, no, no, no!

374
00:18:43,343 --> 00:18:44,609
Go back, go back. I just...

375
00:18:44,635 --> 00:18:47,637
I didn't mean for you to get in,
I'm so sorry. Oh, God. Oh, God.

376
00:18:47,663 --> 00:18:49,913
Seriously, it's fine, it's fine.

377
00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:51,695
It's fine. Oh, no.

378
00:18:58,509 --> 00:19:00,070
I love you too.

379
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,632
That's really cool, that's so cool.

380
00:19:08,476 --> 00:19:10,413
- Should we get married?
- No.

381
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:12,882
No, no, no, no, no, of course.

382
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,038
Out of the water, we're
going to lose our deposit!

383
00:19:22,187 --> 00:19:23,366
Oh, my God.

384
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:27,187
We're taking on water from the fountain,
so as quick as you can, please.

385
00:19:27,213 --> 00:19:29,007
He saw a dead duck!

386
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:36,201
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