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Yes, sir... If you're looking
to move out of the city,

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I think your family
would love South Park.

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You can get four times the house here

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that you can get in the city.

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A cortado? Is that like a coffee?

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Yeah, we... We have a coffee shop here.

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We're up in the mountains
about an hour from Denver...

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Do you think you could drive
out from the city this weekend

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and I could show you some properties?

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Oh, you have a Tesla? Oh, how nice.

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South Park... yeah, it's
a charming country village.

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If you're able to work from home,

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I think you'll really
love it out here...

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LaCroix? The sparkling Mineral Water?

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Yes, I do believe we have
that in our stores here...

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We're seeing a massive
influx of city people

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moving out here to the country.

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And the truth is we just don't
have enough real estate agents

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to keep up with all the demand.

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Well, I don't have much experience,

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but I thought I'd
give real estate a try.

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Mrs. Cartman, being a real estate agent

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takes a lot of intellect
and a lot of raw talent.

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You have to get your picture taken.

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Get people to like the picture and go,

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"Oh, I'd like to hang
out with that person."

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And then act like you like those people

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when you show them houses.

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Well, I do believe I'm good
with people, and the truth is...

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I need to do this for my son.

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Our... rent is going up

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because of all the new
people moving into town...

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And I don't think I
can afford it anymore.

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Well, then, I'm going to
give you a shot, Mrs. Cartman.

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For your little boy.

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God dammit...

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Oh, you piece of shit!

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Hello, sweetie!

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Mom! Where the hell have you been?!

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I've been home from
school for like 45 minutes!

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I'm sorry, honey,
mommy had some errands.

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I didn't have anything
to eat except Nutella.

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I was about to call Child Services!

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Honey... Mommy has some big news.

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What.

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I... got a job, Eric.

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I'm your job.

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Oh, honey... It's going to be good.

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Mommy is just going to be
working a few days a week

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and you can be a big boy
and take care of yourself.

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- No.
- Eric, this has to happen.

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We can't afford to live in this house

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unless I make more money,
and this job pays really well.

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Wha... What job could you possibly have?

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You don't know how to do anything.

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I'm a real estate agent.

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A what?

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Hey, Butters, I need your help.

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Well... Well, sure,
Eric! What's goin' on?!

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Butters, I have some shocking news...

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My mom got a job.

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Oh... Oh, and you're
worried that maybe now

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your mom won't always be
there to take care of you?

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What? No. My mom got a job.

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My mom is dumb as shit

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and somebody is paying
her to do something.

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Have you ever heard of a
real estate agent, Butters?

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- Well, not really.
- Yeah, well, neither had I.

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So I looked it up on a bunch
of those shows and stuff.

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You don't do anything.

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You just look nice and hug people

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and then when someone buys or
sells a house, you make money.

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Wow! Well, that sounds like a good deal!

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It's more than a good deal, Butters,

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it's [BLEEP] legal theft.

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If my mom can be a real estate agent,

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then literally anyone in the world can.

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We've got all these people moving

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from the cities into our town,

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I can probably be a millionaire
in just a few days time.

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Wow wee!

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Now, whatever you do,
don't tell anybody.

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If anyone else finds out about this,

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they'll all want to be
real estate agents, too.

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You've always been great
at taking pictures, Butters.

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I won't forget this when I'm rich.

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Gosh, thanks, Eric!

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Okay, Liane... You've got this.

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You can do this.

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Bottled water.
Bottled water. Bottled water.

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Hello there! I believe I
spoke with you on the phone?

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I'm Liane Cartman with
South Park Realtors!

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Uh-huh... Uh-huh...

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Well, this is the house
I was telling you about.

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It just came on the market.

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It's a 2,300 square
foot mid colonial home.

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- Detached garage.
- Pilates?

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- Excuse me?
- Pilates.

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Is there a gym my wife can do Pilates?

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Oh, you're about five
minutes from the local gym.

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Pilates. Bottled Water?

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Oh! Um, you have such a lovely family!

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It must have been
a big drive from the city?

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Tesla. We have a Tesla.

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Wi-Fi! Wi-Fi!

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- Is there Wi-Fi?
- No Wi-Fi. Bottled water.

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Well, come on in, let
me show you around!

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Okay, this is a three
bedroom house with bathrooms.

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Front yard and back yard.

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Eric... what are you doing?

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Oh, I just got some clients
here looking to relocate.

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These people are from the city.

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- Uh, cortado.
- Bottled water.

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Wi-Fi. Pilates.

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Uh, excuse me one moment.

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Eric!

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What are you up to?

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I got a job as a real estate agent, mom.

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You are not a real estate agent...

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- Neither are you...
- Now just march right back home

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and I will see you when
I am done with work!

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Mom, real estate is an open market.

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You're not the only one
who gets to take advantage

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of all the city people.

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- Cortado?
- Cortado!

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- Oh, bottled water?
- Wi-Fi!

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Metal bottled water!

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Eric, this house is being represented

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by South Park Realtors.

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You don't get to just
walk in and show it!

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Oh! Okay! That's fine!

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I have tons of friends in South Park!

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I'll get my own listings!

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People... this is the most exciting time

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in the history of South Park...

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As you know, there are people
from all over the country

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leaving the cities and coming
to small, rural towns like ours.

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It's truly incredible for all of us.

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With this new surge of
people from urban areas,

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we're seeing more town
money from sales taxes,

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more profit in our local businesses...

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My bakery has seen a
20% increase in sales.

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Oh, I just love all these
city people moving in!

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That's right. It's great to
have chitty people.

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These chitty people come with
their fancy chitty clothes

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and their big chitty cars.

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You know, and these chitty people

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have a chitty way of doing things

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that will expose us all to
their chitty ideas.

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Yeah, and they've got city
money and city lifestyles!

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Chitty money, chitty lifestyles.

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And they'll move here and bring
their chitty families.

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And their cultured, chitty
kids will hang out with our kids

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and expose them to their chitty ways.

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I've always dreamed of South Park

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becoming more than a little hick town.

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And these city people bring
with them... a new hope.

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Here's to the future, everyone!

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The future!

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Okay, so this is a three
bedroom two and a half bath...

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Come on in, everybody!

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Wi-Fi?

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- Wha... Wha... Wha... Wha?
- LaCroix.

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You got about 2,300 square feet

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and there is a finished basement.

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- Oat milk.
- Detached garage...

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Stairs head up to the master,

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which is an en suite,
if I remember correctly.

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Let's get on back to the kitchen...

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Cortado?

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You've got a nice, big kitchen,
pretty, new appliances.

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Door in the back gets
you out to the garage.

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Excuse me, what are you doing?

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Just showing them your house.

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Come on, let's check
out the second floor...

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Our house isn't for sale! Hey!

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Nice, big bathroom for
the two rooms up here.

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Tweek's grandma is staying
in one of the rooms,

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which serves as an office
space when she's not here.

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And then we are back down
to the spacious living room!

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Will you please get out of our house?

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Yeah, we're just about done.

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Well, what do you guys think?

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MacBook, Tesla.

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I'm sorry, I didn't get that...

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My son left his MacBook in the Tesla.

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Oh, sure, well, let's head on out now.

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We can take a look at Jimmy's house.

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It doesn't have such sucky furniture.

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Let me talk to these guys

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and see if we can come up with a number.

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I think I can get you
4 million for this place.

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$4 million? Really?

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I'll be in touch.

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Told you our furniture sucked!

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Hey... Hey, John, I got some bad news...

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We just lost another client
to South Park Realty Group.

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- What?!
- We're losing people like crazy.

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These guys are ruthless.

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Who is this South Park Realty Group?

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Has anyone heard of them!?

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It appears to be mostly one agent.

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A-A pretty young guy...

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Can't have been in the
business that long...

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Oh, my God...

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That's a pretty damn good picture.

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How'd he get that
kind of depth of field?

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I don't know he's gotta be
using some kind of soft filter...

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- Nothing I've ever seen.
- Alright, everyone!

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Looks like we've got some competition!

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If anyone thinks they
can take our clients,

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they've got another thing coming.

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Everyone get up. We're
gonna retake our pictures!

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Awww!

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No, no, no, we're
getting our butts kicked,

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and we need to show
this kid what we can do!

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Come on, Chris! You gotta
look really welcoming!

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Ugh. I'm trying...

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Come on, arch your back more!

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I'm, ugh, arched as far as I can...

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Come on, Chris, you
wanna lose another sale?!

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Arch your back more!!

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I-I got it...

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That's good, we got
it... Get in here, Carol!

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Got it! Okay, next!

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Hey, guys, it's Eric from
South Park Realty Group.

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Are you dreaming of moving
out of the city

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and into the beautiful countryside?

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I want you to check out Clyde's house.

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This is a 2,300 square foot
mid colonial home...

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Detached garage... now listing
for just $3.5 million.

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Let's check it out.

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This house is so spacious.

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I think my cameraman Butters
can attest to this.

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Isn't this nice, Butters?

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Yeah, it's real roomy!

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Just look at these amenities.

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These giant, glass double doors lead
to the unfinished backyard.

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Plenty of room here for a
pool or a horse stable.

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This is just one of the amazing
properties we have

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at South Park Realty Group.

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We've got other great listings, like...

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Craig's house,

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Wendy's house,

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and my personal favorite, Kyle's house.

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Get out of that sewage
drain you call a city

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and start living the country
life you've always wanted.

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South Park Realty Group.

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Get out of the city and into
beautiful South Park.

251
00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:55,031
Uh, Liane, you got a call, line 2.

252
00:10:55,036 --> 00:10:57,673
Sounds like a broker interested
in 4600 Highgate.

253
00:10:57,678 --> 00:10:59,241
Ooh! Okay.

254
00:11:00,012 --> 00:11:02,718
Hi! This is Liane with
South Park Realtors.

255
00:11:02,723 --> 00:11:04,218
How's it going? This is Eric Cartman

256
00:11:04,223 --> 00:11:05,890
with South Park Realty Group.

257
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:07,291
Eric, stop it.

258
00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,218
Well, I'm standing here
with some clients

259
00:11:09,223 --> 00:11:10,586
who want to make a deal on
this Highgate place.

260
00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:12,128
They wanna offer $175,000.

261
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:15,133
You are going to get me fired, Eric.

262
00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:18,369
And then we are going to lose our home.

263
00:11:18,374 --> 00:11:20,632
$175,000 is a great number...
$25,000 below asking,

264
00:11:20,637 --> 00:11:22,305
but you know you're never
gonna get $200,000.

265
00:11:22,309 --> 00:11:23,875
Don't worry, these deals
are always like this.

266
00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:26,011
I am doing this job for us!

267
00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:28,999
So we can have a roof over our heads!

268
00:11:29,004 --> 00:11:31,037
The HVAC all needs to be
redone and you know it.

269
00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:33,346
I am not talking about this anymore!

270
00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:36,592
Okay, that's fine mom, why don't
you go to [BLEEP] hell?!

271
00:11:36,991 --> 00:11:38,648
It always gets like this with agents.

272
00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:40,570
Don't worry, she'll call back, watch.

273
00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:44,773
South Park Realty Group, this is Eric.

274
00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:47,273
You are in so much trouble, young man.

275
00:11:47,278 --> 00:11:48,651
Okay, okay...

276
00:11:48,656 --> 00:11:50,765
$180,000, but that's as
high as I can do.

277
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,398
We got it.

278
00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,428
It just isn't fair...

279
00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:00,649
We retook all our pictures,

280
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:03,050
and what does South Park
Really Group do?

281
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,253
They go and make a video.

282
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,531
And just like that, they
take all our customers.

283
00:12:08,536 --> 00:12:11,734
I think maybe real estate just
isn't the same anymore.

284
00:12:11,739 --> 00:12:15,168
Maybe we gotta start making
fancy videos to keep up.

285
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:19,757
Excuse me, there's all these City
People moving into town...

286
00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:22,521
And I think I'd like
to sell my property.

287
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,398
- R-Really?
- That's great!

288
00:12:26,403 --> 00:12:28,413
- Hey, hey, sir...
- We can sell your house!

289
00:12:28,773 --> 00:12:30,234
Move! Move! Get! Get!

290
00:12:30,239 --> 00:12:32,046
That's a very smart idea!

291
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,960
It's definitely a sellers'
market right now!

292
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:35,687
It's good you came to
South Park Realtors.

293
00:12:35,692 --> 00:12:37,140
What kind of house is it?

294
00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:49,799
Once in a lifetime, a property
comes up for sale

295
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:52,489
that is so unique, it defies words.

296
00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:53,923
We know that good houses

297
00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:55,856
are getting hard to come
by in South Park...

298
00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,663
and that's why we are so excited

299
00:12:57,668 --> 00:13:00,731
to bring you this exceptional
new property.

300
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,187
This is the historic Aspen Park Hot Dog.

301
00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:17,715
200 square feet of pure luxury.

302
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,317
Let's check it out.

303
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,588
You want to move out of the city

304
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:32,230
and enjoy the laid back country life?

305
00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:33,981
It's all here.

306
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:36,676
Find out more about this
dream home today

307
00:13:36,681 --> 00:13:38,801
at South Park Realtors.

308
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,926
LaCroix? LaCroix?

309
00:13:48,674 --> 00:13:51,778
Huh... sounds like chitty people.

310
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:58,255
Oh, no, that's way
too many chitty people!

311
00:13:58,613 --> 00:14:00,325
Go on! Go, go, shoo!

312
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,606
Too many chitty people! Go on!

313
00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:04,427
Go on, shoo! Chitty people!

314
00:14:23,472 --> 00:14:26,192
People... We have a giant problem.

315
00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:28,474
There are now so many city people

316
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,239
looking for houses in South Park...

317
00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:33,757
that it could destroy our
rebounding economy.

318
00:14:33,762 --> 00:14:35,544
Uh... How so?

319
00:14:35,549 --> 00:14:38,310
I thought city people were
good for our economy.

320
00:14:38,315 --> 00:14:41,775
They are, but Mr. Kim has a theory,

321
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,810
and I think you all better
listen to him.

322
00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:45,683
Mr. Kim.

323
00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:49,358
What's the one thing people hate most?

324
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,352
Other chitty people.

325
00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:57,437
Chitty people wanna get out of the city.

326
00:14:57,442 --> 00:14:59,398
If too many come here...

327
00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:02,094
South Park become chitty

328
00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:06,597
and then all the chitty
people gonna leave.

329
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,308
We can't let that happen.

330
00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:12,181
Not when things are finally
starting to turn around!

331
00:15:12,186 --> 00:15:15,440
So then we have to find
a way to stop this.

332
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,348
It's the damn real estate agents!

333
00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:20,489
They're the ones who are
going overboard.

334
00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:22,089
They only care about their commissions!

335
00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:25,391
Yes, we have to tell the realtors
to cool their jets!

336
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:29,078
Realtors don't care about
anything but money.

337
00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:33,117
We have to show them who's really
in charge of this town...

338
00:15:33,386 --> 00:15:38,188
Jimbo... go to your gun store and
get the necessary supplies.

339
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:40,640
I'm declaring open season...

340
00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:42,953
on real estate agents.

341
00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:52,807
Cortado?

342
00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:54,617
- Cortado.
- Oat milk?

343
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:56,969
Bottled Water... Metal Bottle Water.

344
00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,781
- LaCroix?
- LaCroix!

345
00:15:58,786 --> 00:16:01,240
- Metal bottle water?
- Edamame. Edamame.

346
00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:06,969
Welcome, Home Buyers!

347
00:16:07,286 --> 00:16:09,421
I'm Eric with South Park Realty Group.

348
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,890
We hope you're enjoying the
provided food and beverages.

349
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,086
LaCroix!

350
00:16:14,091 --> 00:16:15,359
Yes, that's right!

351
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,510
You know, here at
South Park Realty Group,

352
00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:19,317
we've had some amazing listings...

353
00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:21,406
Craig's house, Jimmy's house...

354
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:24,281
But I think you'll all agree
that what we have for you today

355
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:25,398
is a whole nother level.

356
00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,605
I present to you...

357
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,219
Tolkien's house!

358
00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:33,273
- Baw?
- Wha... Wha... Wha... Wha... Wha?

359
00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:35,080
These owners have just
moved out to a farm,

360
00:16:35,085 --> 00:16:38,234
and we're listing this house
at just under $50 million.

361
00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:45,020
Yes! Go on in!

362
00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:47,231
Check it out! Make me an offer!

363
00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:54,207
You are in big trouble, young man!

364
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:56,214
This is my listing, mom!

365
00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:57,687
I have had it with you!

366
00:16:57,692 --> 00:17:00,328
- Come here right now!
- This is my listing, mom!

367
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,567
Eric!

368
00:17:18,946 --> 00:17:21,418
- What the hell?
- Over here...

369
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:23,879
What happened here?

370
00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:27,633
They're too smart for us.
South Park Realty Group.

371
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:29,754
We tried to keep up...

372
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:32,078
Took our pictures again... Ahghg!

373
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,885
My spine is broken.

374
00:17:34,091 --> 00:17:37,086
Well, it serves you right for
what you're doing to our town!

375
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:39,744
You're driving all the city people away!

376
00:17:39,749 --> 00:17:42,266
Not us... South Park Realty Group...

377
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,180
they upset the natural balance.

378
00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,921
Real estate agents
don't really do anything.

379
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,768
If they start doing stuff,

380
00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:52,273
then the whole housing
market goes crazy.

381
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,703
Where is South Park
Realty Group located?!

382
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,609
They're showing a house...

383
00:17:56,614 --> 00:17:58,349
The Tolkien house...

384
00:17:58,354 --> 00:17:59,969
You have to stop them.

385
00:18:04,805 --> 00:18:06,132
Ahg! Help!

386
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:08,106
Somebody call Child Protective Services!

387
00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:10,213
Eric, you're only making it worse!

388
00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:20,047
I am not doing a co-brokering deal, mom,

389
00:18:20,052 --> 00:18:21,375
it's not gonna happen.

390
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,038
This isn't about that,
Eric, and you know it!

391
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:25,117
You're upset.

392
00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:28,375
You're upset because you don't
want your mom to have a job!

393
00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,307
That isn't true.

394
00:18:30,312 --> 00:18:33,048
It is true! You're scared
and you're jealous

395
00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:35,875
that a job will take my
attention away from you!

396
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,149
You just want to offer the
sellers a lower commission

397
00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:40,357
to list this house and
it's not going to work, mom!

398
00:18:40,362 --> 00:18:43,168
It's okay to be scared, Eric.

399
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:46,023
I know that I'm the
only family you have,

400
00:18:46,028 --> 00:18:49,365
but you're making
everything worse for us!

401
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:53,031
I see one!

402
00:18:53,036 --> 00:18:54,984
There's a real estate agent right there!

403
00:18:55,382 --> 00:18:58,336
There's a big one and a little, fat one!

404
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,753
Eric, you need to stop this right now.

405
00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,594
When I close this deal, mom,

406
00:19:16,599 --> 00:19:18,535
I'm gonna be the richest kid in town!

407
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:21,164
It's doesn't work that way, Eric!

408
00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:23,227
You aren't going to make any money...

409
00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:25,134
You're just driving up the market

410
00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:27,909
and none of your deals
will make it through escrow!

411
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:30,086
Well, we'll just see
in 30 days, won't we?!

412
00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:31,325
Except for some of my deals,

413
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:33,109
which have a 45 day contingency period!

414
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:34,649
Fine, Eric.

415
00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:37,991
Will you stop all
this if I quit my job?!

416
00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,498
And you won't get any other job?

417
00:19:43,503 --> 00:19:44,639
No.

418
00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:46,780
And your only job will be me?

419
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,811
And you'll be home when
I get back from school

420
00:19:48,816 --> 00:19:50,951
and have my mid afternoon
meal all ready on the table?

421
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,741
Yes, Eric...

422
00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:54,581
Yes..

423
00:20:09,212 --> 00:20:10,873
Hold yer fire!

424
00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:14,280
Come on out, ya damn real estate agents!

425
00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:20,306
Don't shoot! I am not
a real estate agent!

426
00:20:20,311 --> 00:20:23,447
I am quitting as of right now.

427
00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:27,830
And South Park Realty Group is no more.

428
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:32,268
We did it... We [BLEEP] did it!

429
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,451
Real Estate is a delicate balance.

430
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:50,553
It has to be left to the professionals.

431
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:55,176
There's a great migration
happening all over America.

432
00:20:55,181 --> 00:20:57,397
And if we do it right...

433
00:20:57,782 --> 00:21:01,779
Everyone ends up in a home...
that they can afford.

434
00:21:14,747 --> 00:21:16,716
I think it's cool we live in a hot dog.

435
00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:21,889
We have everything we need here.

436
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:23,998
We've got running water,
a couch to sleep on.

437
00:21:24,003 --> 00:21:26,172
And most important, we have each other.

438
00:21:37,684 --> 00:21:39,974
Weak... I live in a hot dog.

439
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:46,648
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