1 00:00:06,945 --> 00:00:09,093 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:09,098 --> 00:00:11,245 Break me out of here, but you have to do it quick. 3 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:12,258 What do you mean? 4 00:00:12,259 --> 00:00:13,528 Your people will send someone else 5 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:14,964 to kill everyone for you. 6 00:00:14,969 --> 00:00:16,218 Including Asta? 7 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:18,268 You're an alien. You know, phone home. 8 00:00:18,273 --> 00:00:20,074 Call them and tell them not to come. 9 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,156 I will try to build a radio to contact my people. 10 00:00:23,511 --> 00:00:25,023 Mm. 11 00:00:25,909 --> 00:00:27,054 Yes! 12 00:00:27,059 --> 00:00:29,245 Time for you two to get to Colorado 13 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:32,136 to find me whatever was flying that machine. 14 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:35,709 Max, who is that? Why is he wearing a white coat? 15 00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:38,950 - Are you the town doctor? - Yes, I am. 16 00:00:45,494 --> 00:00:47,218 I remember everything, 17 00:00:47,410 --> 00:00:49,484 even though I'm not supposed to. 18 00:00:49,584 --> 00:00:51,889 Most people don't. 19 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:55,437 There were others in the ship, you know, who were taken? 20 00:00:55,442 --> 00:00:58,816 Like an intergalactic orphanage. 21 00:00:58,990 --> 00:01:02,730 Growing up that way probably felt very alienating. 22 00:01:03,803 --> 00:01:06,132 Showed me my mom and dad a few times. 23 00:01:06,671 --> 00:01:09,878 Been searching for them ever since the aliens 24 00:01:10,085 --> 00:01:12,416 dumped me back here five years ago. 25 00:01:12,671 --> 00:01:14,888 Then I can imagine the complicated feelings 26 00:01:14,889 --> 00:01:16,554 you have for them. 27 00:01:16,758 --> 00:01:19,497 All that time, all those missed opportunities. 28 00:01:19,498 --> 00:01:21,859 It's the missing things, right, Doc? 29 00:01:22,078 --> 00:01:24,796 The missing things are what help you heal. 30 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,747 Attachments, like you said. 31 00:01:28,715 --> 00:01:30,753 Feel like I'm a single thread 32 00:01:30,754 --> 00:01:33,304 from blowing away in the wind altogether. 33 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:38,636 Unfortunately, we're out of time this week. 34 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:41,575 - Same time next week? - Mm. 35 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,500 What do you think about the new one? 36 00:02:37,715 --> 00:02:39,720 I'm not sure yet... 37 00:02:39,725 --> 00:02:41,306 but I'll find out. 38 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,447 I'll find the truth about all of them. 39 00:02:54,022 --> 00:02:57,088 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 40 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,673 Children, a pestilence. 41 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:03,087 They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus, 42 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:06,044 continuing humanity's path toward destruction. 43 00:03:06,303 --> 00:03:08,014 Plus, it is illegal to make them work, 44 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:11,545 so they are just gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. 45 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:21,525 Listen up, skin bags. 46 00:03:22,064 --> 00:03:25,049 I have built a radio to tell my people 47 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:29,134 not to come and kill everyone, including you. 48 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:31,628 That was difficult. 49 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:33,933 I am now the savior of the human race, 50 00:03:33,934 --> 00:03:37,012 so you can give me my alien ball back. 51 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:40,345 I would, but I gave your ball to my dad. 52 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,129 He uses it to golf. 53 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,551 You cannot golf with that ball. 54 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:47,473 Maybe you can't because you're a bad golfer, 55 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:51,363 but he got a hole in one, and in that hole was bird poop. 56 00:03:51,368 --> 00:03:54,842 So now your silver alien ball is covered in bird poop. 57 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,646 I changed my mind. 58 00:03:57,647 --> 00:04:00,920 I am going to tell my people to save everyone but you, 59 00:04:00,921 --> 00:04:03,792 and when you are dead, I'm going to freeze you 60 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:06,999 and make snow cones out of your gross, dead ice 61 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,236 and add the worst snow cone flavor to it... papaya. 62 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:13,875 That's dark. 63 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,801 You know what I'm gonna do to you? 64 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:17,613 What could you do to me? 65 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,689 You are a monster. 66 00:04:36,598 --> 00:04:39,002 You will bring me my alien ball. 67 00:04:40,308 --> 00:04:43,214 You sick, broken child. 68 00:04:45,539 --> 00:04:46,707 That's cool. 69 00:04:46,712 --> 00:04:48,748 He's building a radio to save us. 70 00:04:48,749 --> 00:04:51,688 Are you a goldfish? It's not a radio. 71 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:54,993 It's a bomb. 72 00:05:02,656 --> 00:05:04,715 Humans live to consume, 73 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,751 and their appetites are endless. 74 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:08,225 They drop garbage on the ground 75 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:09,826 wherever they go. 76 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,962 Earth is like a house they've lit on fire 77 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,665 but continue to live in, 78 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,534 and they use the Earth's resources 79 00:05:15,539 --> 00:05:17,941 to make ugly things like teal Crocs 80 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:19,058 and truck ducks. 81 00:05:19,063 --> 00:05:20,746 You rock, D'arcy! 82 00:05:20,747 --> 00:05:22,555 D'arcy! 83 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:24,739 D'arcy! 84 00:05:27,529 --> 00:05:30,731 All right, D'arcy! Let's go, Patience! 85 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,093 Whoo! 86 00:05:35,662 --> 00:05:38,798 He seems like a nice guy. She looks happy. 87 00:05:38,811 --> 00:05:40,920 I am not engaging. 88 00:05:41,373 --> 00:05:43,993 Keeping my distance, and you don't have to comment. 89 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:45,873 It's called boundaries. 90 00:05:46,928 --> 00:05:49,017 Could you hypothetically do a background check? 91 00:05:49,022 --> 00:05:51,584 Wait, nope. Say nothing. 92 00:05:51,881 --> 00:05:54,170 All right, Patience! 93 00:05:54,175 --> 00:05:55,764 Let's hold 'em to zero runs. 94 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:57,530 That's right, zero runs 95 00:05:57,535 --> 00:05:58,570 on the board for Jessup. 96 00:05:58,575 --> 00:05:59,711 Three for Patience. 97 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:02,455 Thus Patience... Better than Jessup. 98 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:03,729 Hey, there. 99 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,147 Didn't recognize you not flat on your back. 100 00:06:06,513 --> 00:06:08,517 That's nice hair, Bloom. 101 00:06:08,522 --> 00:06:10,426 Next time, I'll show you how to do a real braid. 102 00:06:10,562 --> 00:06:12,666 Just let me know if you want me to have the pitcher 103 00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:14,542 slow it down for you so you can get a hit. 104 00:06:14,547 --> 00:06:16,851 I'll take it as slow or as fast as you want to go. 105 00:06:22,756 --> 00:06:24,860 Second base, second base! 106 00:06:24,861 --> 00:06:26,631 Second! Second! 107 00:06:26,632 --> 00:06:28,200 - Got him. - No way. 108 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:30,610 - You're out. - Yeah! 109 00:06:30,615 --> 00:06:32,428 Way to go D'arcy! 110 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:33,669 ? Take it to the bank ? 111 00:06:33,674 --> 00:06:35,544 ? All the way, gang ? 112 00:06:35,549 --> 00:06:37,397 Fast enough for you? 113 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:40,139 Nice job, D'arcy! 114 00:06:43,443 --> 00:06:45,295 I'll be right back. 115 00:06:48,453 --> 00:06:50,055 Sit in front of us. 116 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,990 The fate of everyone on Earth is at stake. 117 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:55,267 She thinks Harry's building a bomb. 118 00:06:55,409 --> 00:06:57,217 He's not. It's a radio. 119 00:06:57,222 --> 00:06:59,460 When somebody shows you who they are, 120 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:01,420 believe them the first time. 121 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:04,104 That's pretty deep for someone your age. 122 00:07:04,109 --> 00:07:07,764 It's Maya Angelou. Dr. Maya Angelou. 123 00:07:07,769 --> 00:07:09,272 An actual doctor, 124 00:07:09,277 --> 00:07:11,681 unlike the alien who pretended to be one. 125 00:07:12,221 --> 00:07:14,467 What else does he pretend to do? 126 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:20,030 - Oh! - Foul ball. 127 00:07:20,466 --> 00:07:21,701 Ha! 128 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:24,616 - Ha ha ha. - Harry. 129 00:07:24,775 --> 00:07:27,079 What are you looking at? Get your own ball. 130 00:07:27,084 --> 00:07:29,579 - Harry. - Mine. 131 00:07:29,584 --> 00:07:31,755 - I just caught it. - Harry. 132 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,330 - Here you go. - Thanks. 133 00:07:33,335 --> 00:07:34,566 Good job, kid. 134 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:36,094 I want that back. 135 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:37,766 What are you doing? 136 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:40,645 Watching the game. 137 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:44,147 When these hammy humans are finished, 138 00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:45,883 I'm going to pick the celestial flowers 139 00:07:45,888 --> 00:07:48,360 that grew from the water of my spaceship. 140 00:07:48,365 --> 00:07:50,569 It is for my radio. 141 00:07:50,574 --> 00:07:52,852 What do flowers have to do with your radio? 142 00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:56,633 Plants have the most complex biochemistry 143 00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:58,709 of anything in nature, 144 00:07:58,714 --> 00:08:01,368 yet humans give them to say, 145 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:02,708 "I love you. 146 00:08:02,713 --> 00:08:05,686 Here are some flowers. You are dead." 147 00:08:05,691 --> 00:08:07,259 I want to see this radio. 148 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,035 Why is she looking at me like that? 149 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,813 Do I have a booger on the edge of my nose? 150 00:08:20,818 --> 00:08:22,269 Is it on my face? 151 00:08:22,274 --> 00:08:24,449 You know, I've always really been interested in radios. 152 00:08:24,454 --> 00:08:28,019 - Mm-hmm. - Like, how do they work? 153 00:08:28,152 --> 00:08:29,653 You know, like this one, for instance. 154 00:08:29,657 --> 00:08:33,363 Like, how does it actually send a signal across the universe 155 00:08:33,368 --> 00:08:35,527 all the way to your planet? 156 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:37,536 In two days, at exactly 11:06 a. m., 157 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:38,876 the Earth's axial tilt 158 00:08:38,881 --> 00:08:41,996 will be in line with the Mars Transit Station. 159 00:08:42,001 --> 00:08:45,483 Transit station on Mars? That's weird. 160 00:08:45,488 --> 00:08:46,747 We didn't know anything about that. 161 00:08:46,751 --> 00:08:48,621 Ha ha ha! 162 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:53,566 Humans don't know anything about anything. 163 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:56,778 - Mm-hmm. - It's funny because it's true. 164 00:08:57,511 --> 00:09:00,808 So this fissure of tellurium 165 00:09:00,813 --> 00:09:02,851 will boost the radio signal, 166 00:09:02,856 --> 00:09:06,177 bouncing the message off of the radio transmitter 167 00:09:06,182 --> 00:09:09,246 which humans have named Oumuamua. 168 00:09:09,251 --> 00:09:10,251 Huh. 169 00:09:12,061 --> 00:09:14,833 And it will send the message to my people. 170 00:09:14,949 --> 00:09:17,769 All the way to your planet. 171 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,629 Off the radio transmitter. 172 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:23,718 Anyway, it will send them the message, 173 00:09:23,719 --> 00:09:26,389 and they will not come and kill everyone. 174 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:28,093 I have to do it at that exact time. 175 00:09:28,094 --> 00:09:29,800 Why that exact time? 176 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:32,019 Because the... 177 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:34,902 The conditions will be ideal, 178 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,943 and they will not be ideal again for an entire year, 179 00:09:38,948 --> 00:09:40,902 and then it will be too late. 180 00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:42,109 Why are you squinting at me? 181 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,848 Why are you asking so many questions? 182 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:47,425 Do I have a booger on my face? Point at the booger. 183 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:50,988 Mm, I think you're lying about what this is. 184 00:09:51,253 --> 00:09:52,486 Painful. 185 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,962 Your last radio ended up being a human death bomb, 186 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:56,538 and you lied that whole time. 187 00:09:56,543 --> 00:09:58,012 Well, you just lied to me just now 188 00:09:58,017 --> 00:09:59,852 about being interested in radios. 189 00:09:59,857 --> 00:10:02,027 I knew you were lying. You're not a good actress. 190 00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:04,900 You could not play a beach corpse 191 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:06,652 - on "Law and Order." - Excuse me. 192 00:10:06,657 --> 00:10:08,296 You know, this "tellurium fissure," 193 00:10:08,301 --> 00:10:09,645 it goes right through the reservation, 194 00:10:09,649 --> 00:10:12,043 so I think that's maybe where we're gonna go to set it up. 195 00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:16,115 - We? - Yes, we. 196 00:10:16,256 --> 00:10:17,424 My dad and I are coming 197 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:19,295 just to make sure you're not lying. 198 00:10:21,479 --> 00:10:23,230 Still painful. 199 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,464 Good to see you. 200 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,507 I like being on the reservation. 201 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:41,254 It feels comfortable. There is a warmth to it. 202 00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:43,898 They must like it too, since they're always together. 203 00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:47,574 Hey, Harry. Let's get you some food. 204 00:10:47,579 --> 00:10:49,717 Yes. 205 00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:50,784 Big Leroy. 206 00:10:50,789 --> 00:10:52,629 - Yep. - Get Harry a plate, yeah? 207 00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:53,803 Yeah, for sure. 208 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:55,077 Oh, oh, hey, hey. 209 00:10:55,082 --> 00:10:58,489 - And how's little Leroy? - Hopefully almost here. 210 00:10:58,666 --> 00:11:01,261 Starting to kick like a little fancy dancer. 211 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:02,268 Oh. 212 00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:06,644 - Are you outdoorsy, Harry? - Yes. 213 00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:09,613 My people prefer it outdoors. 214 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,535 Oh, who are your people? 215 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:13,905 The Dutch. 216 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,563 All right, here you go. Enjoy. 217 00:11:18,568 --> 00:11:20,104 Thank you. 218 00:11:30,672 --> 00:11:33,911 You're that Harry weirdo who came with Dan and Asta. 219 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:39,385 And you're that weirdo who talks to weirdos. 220 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:41,567 Weirdo. 221 00:11:44,487 --> 00:11:46,157 I'm Drew. 222 00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:50,421 It's all kind of my fault. 223 00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:53,441 You know, it's like every time I leave the city 224 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,550 and come back to the rez, 225 00:11:54,555 --> 00:11:56,693 they gotta invite everybody over. 226 00:11:58,472 --> 00:11:59,841 Exhausting. 227 00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:03,021 I'm exhausted just listening to you. 228 00:12:03,943 --> 00:12:05,646 I don't know. 229 00:12:06,729 --> 00:12:09,480 Ever feel like you belong someplace else? 230 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,376 Yes. 231 00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:22,070 Hey, Deputy, I had to drop some shirts off 232 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,585 at the dry cleaners, so they gave me 233 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:24,793 your dress here to give to you. 234 00:12:24,797 --> 00:12:26,624 I don't have any dry cleaning. 235 00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:31,069 Wait, I've been looking all over for that dress. 236 00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:35,515 Did you take it in for me? I would have remembered. 237 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,522 No, I don't make a habit 238 00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:37,868 of walking around with women's clothing. 239 00:12:37,872 --> 00:12:39,609 Although, I do like dresses with pockets. 240 00:12:39,614 --> 00:12:41,083 It makes the handbag optional. 241 00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:42,383 Of course, you could always just throw 242 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,735 a couple bandolier belts over your shoulders 243 00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:46,478 and tuck little tampons in each little bullet slot. 244 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,937 Sir, how many tampons do you think I need? 245 00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,624 Shit, as many as you can carry. 246 00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:53,421 Tampons are extremely versatile. 247 00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:55,263 You can use them for gunshot wounds, 248 00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:57,038 - for a sweaty brow. - Oh. 249 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,352 They actually should market 'em to men 250 00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:00,835 and call 'em manpons. I'd buy them. 251 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,277 That's quite the TED talk, sir. 252 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,570 Um, Judy Cooper is here to see you. 253 00:13:06,575 --> 00:13:07,773 Oh, shit. 254 00:13:07,778 --> 00:13:09,181 I think she thinks you're dating 255 00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:10,742 because you danced with her. 256 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:12,515 I ain't danced with her. She danced on me. 257 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,718 Hi, Judy. 258 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,288 I brought you a cake. 259 00:13:16,282 --> 00:13:17,685 It's store-bought. 260 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:19,390 - Okay. - Yep. 261 00:13:19,395 --> 00:13:22,586 Well, so do you wanna put your number in my phone or... 262 00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:25,452 Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no. 263 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,404 Ah, this guy's old-school. Mm-hmm. 264 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,613 - I like that. - Yeah. 265 00:13:32,618 --> 00:13:35,139 So I'll just give you my number. 266 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:43,288 Write it down. 267 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:45,029 - Okay. - Okay. 268 00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,897 Okay. It's right on your hand. 269 00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:48,920 All right. 270 00:13:48,925 --> 00:13:50,328 - You got it. - Okay. 271 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,639 - Bye, Judy. - Bye, Judy. 272 00:13:51,644 --> 00:13:55,584 O-kay. There she is in the window. 273 00:13:55,589 --> 00:13:56,710 Oh, just in case we missed it. 274 00:13:56,714 --> 00:13:58,897 Oh, look at that. She... she waving there. 275 00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:01,201 Is she gone? 276 00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,764 - It might be fun. - Oh, hell no. 277 00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:05,725 - Are you crazy? - Come on. 278 00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:08,703 All you do is work and take care of your dad. 279 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:12,029 Like, when was the last time you went on a date? 280 00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:14,793 I've got people I can call. 281 00:14:16,757 --> 00:14:19,553 That was a very long lunch. 282 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,495 How do humans talk for hours 283 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,938 about different ways to cook their meat? 284 00:14:23,943 --> 00:14:26,849 It's a good hike to the campsite. 285 00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:28,475 Got decent elevation. 286 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,721 Yeah, most importantly, it's in the middle of nowhere. 287 00:14:31,983 --> 00:14:34,662 - Why is that important? - Oh, I don't know. 288 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,737 I normally prefer not to have 289 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,023 a lot of people watching when I try 290 00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:40,300 - to contact an alien race. - Hey, wait up! 291 00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:42,662 Jay's gonna watch the kids so we can come with you. 292 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,936 - Oh! - And I brought jerky. 293 00:14:44,941 --> 00:14:46,795 Oh, uh... 294 00:15:03,658 --> 00:15:05,584 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 295 00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:06,819 I know you've been working hard 296 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,426 on those Patience Family Day ideas, 297 00:15:08,431 --> 00:15:12,756 so I brought you tacos for lunch. 298 00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:16,451 Ah, you are the best. 299 00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:18,201 Thank you. 300 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,085 Oh, my God. 301 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:27,557 No, this isn't even Albuquerque. 302 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:30,014 We're... we're in Mexico. 303 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:33,643 I am literally eating from a taco truck 304 00:15:33,648 --> 00:15:35,404 parked at a Mayan temple. 305 00:15:35,409 --> 00:15:37,014 I'm so glad you love them. 306 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,190 They are from a new restaurant in Jessup. 307 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,984 Really? 308 00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,334 You were just at a Mayan temple. 309 00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:44,808 Well, maybe I don't appreciate 310 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,108 their human sacrifices. 311 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,650 So you spit out good food 312 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,257 just because it comes from Jessup? 313 00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:51,990 This is food from the town that is slandering our town. 314 00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:54,299 The town mayor is slandering us, not the town, 315 00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:56,509 and he's probably a perfectly lovely guy. 316 00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,050 He's done a nice job with Jessup. 317 00:15:58,055 --> 00:15:59,476 The town's got a good vibe going on. 318 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,918 Well, Patience had a good vibe too, 319 00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:04,094 before all this murder stuff happened. 320 00:16:04,099 --> 00:16:05,709 - Mm-hmm. - You know, not counting 321 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,092 the dead miners 322 00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:10,370 or the church burning down in the '80s. 323 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,564 I'm gonna be honest with you. 324 00:16:12,569 --> 00:16:15,008 I think that you could learn a thing or two from them 325 00:16:15,013 --> 00:16:17,350 about reshaping our town's image. 326 00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,772 Look, there's a restaurant in Jessup 327 00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:21,358 that has a great happy hour. 328 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:22,666 Let's go tonight. 329 00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,608 If you hate it, you can use everything 330 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:25,982 you hate in your commercial. 331 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:27,825 We'll call it research. 332 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,296 - Actually not a bad idea. - Mm-hmm. 333 00:16:33,301 --> 00:16:36,670 Okay, I'll check it out. 334 00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:38,803 Yeah, there's my man. 335 00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:41,598 There's my little taco hound. 336 00:17:42,081 --> 00:17:44,147 Are you guys ready to fish in the morning? 337 00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:46,524 If you don't have your rods, you can share mine. 338 00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:48,850 Uh, yeah, thanks, 339 00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:51,594 but, um, I think Harry really wants to take a hike 340 00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:54,373 in the morning, so we're probably gonna do that. 341 00:17:54,378 --> 00:17:56,428 Oh, that sounds so fun. I'll join you guys. 342 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:57,736 I know a great spot. 343 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,123 Oh, wow. 344 00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:02,568 Yeah, you know, fishing's your thing though. 345 00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:04,279 You should definitely do that. 346 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,222 No, that's ridiculous. I'll fish later. 347 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,397 Oh, I was actually... 348 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:11,029 Why don't you hang back with me, cuz? 349 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,287 I might kinda want to learn how to fish. 350 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,772 - Oh! - Mm-hmm. 351 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:21,131 Oh, oh, all right, well, 352 00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:22,739 I guess you're stuck with Harry. 353 00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,326 - Yeah. - And, you come with me 354 00:18:24,331 --> 00:18:26,303 - to find some wood. - I'll be right there. 355 00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:28,525 You're welcome. 356 00:18:28,822 --> 00:18:30,090 - What? - I'm a ho. 357 00:18:30,095 --> 00:18:32,033 I know about ho shit. 358 00:18:32,038 --> 00:18:33,809 Go be a freak in the forest. I won't tell no one. 359 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,952 - No, no, no, no, that's not... - I'm already walking away. 360 00:18:35,956 --> 00:18:38,460 Oh, dude, dude, dude, no, no, no, that's not... 361 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:45,534 - Do you need some help? - No. 362 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,443 The portable house is broken. 363 00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,335 And your family people are going to ruin the plan. 364 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,709 I took care of them. 365 00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:55,522 And if you want to do this, we're setting up over there. 366 00:18:55,527 --> 00:18:57,568 In the meantime, there's the mountain. 367 00:18:57,573 --> 00:18:59,795 It's gonna take a long time to get there from camp. 368 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,474 We have to get there at 11:06 a. m., precisely. 369 00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:05,951 This is our one chance. 370 00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:08,201 Yeah. You said. 371 00:19:08,584 --> 00:19:11,264 You are looking constipated again. 372 00:19:12,796 --> 00:19:14,900 I'm gonna go talk to my dad. 373 00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:24,390 Don't play poker, my girl. 374 00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:28,941 I want to believe him. 375 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,608 Do you trust Harry? 376 00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:38,267 What I believe should have nothing to do 377 00:19:38,272 --> 00:19:40,233 with what you believe. 378 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,311 Deep down in your gut, do you trust him? 379 00:19:45,321 --> 00:19:48,395 Yeah, I do. 380 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,834 Good. 381 00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:52,362 That makes one of us. 382 00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:04,443 _ 383 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:08,904 See, lots of plastic straws in this restaurant, but no turtles. 384 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:09,909 Coincidence? 385 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:12,576 Sweetie, could you please just try and enjoy yourself? 386 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,023 Did I hear someone is concerned about the straws? 387 00:20:15,024 --> 00:20:16,660 Ours are made from cornstarch. 388 00:20:16,661 --> 00:20:18,330 They decompose and are very friendly 389 00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:19,600 to our aquatic dwelling friends. 390 00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,704 Well, what if the turtles are on land 391 00:20:21,705 --> 00:20:23,574 and they eat the straws when they're dry? 392 00:20:23,575 --> 00:20:26,479 - Very sharp. - He's just making a joke. 393 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,210 Of course. 394 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,753 Can I start you all with a glass 395 00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:31,389 of Jessup's world-famous spring water? 396 00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:32,893 Famous? That's odd. 397 00:20:32,894 --> 00:20:35,865 I always thought water was just water because it's water. 398 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,569 I totally understand you thinking that 399 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,531 since you've never had our water. 400 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,707 Fine, I'll have a glass of ice water please. 401 00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:45,268 Oh, we don't do ice water here. 402 00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:48,023 If you put ice in the water, you can't taste the water. 403 00:20:48,024 --> 00:20:49,226 Wow. 404 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,368 You know, I think we're just gonna need 405 00:20:50,372 --> 00:20:52,342 another couple of minutes. 406 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,776 Might be a murder in Jessup after all. 407 00:20:57,777 --> 00:20:59,580 Yeah, there might be. 408 00:21:14,303 --> 00:21:17,611 - Whoo, nice! - Yeah. 409 00:21:17,616 --> 00:21:19,519 Hey, you look happy. 410 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,657 It is nice to be somewhere 411 00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:25,497 that is untouched by human consumption and greed. 412 00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:31,504 And the music was... not bad. 413 00:21:31,509 --> 00:21:33,419 It's not completely untouched. 414 00:21:34,356 --> 00:21:37,208 I been camping here since I was a boy. 415 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:42,091 Summer comes later, less water in the streams. 416 00:21:43,107 --> 00:21:45,905 Wouldn't be surprised if it all dried up someday. 417 00:21:45,906 --> 00:21:49,067 As a tribe, we can do a ceremony and give thanks, 418 00:21:49,072 --> 00:21:51,317 but if the change isn't happening globally, 419 00:21:51,322 --> 00:21:53,359 it's just not gonna make a difference. 420 00:21:56,388 --> 00:21:58,931 These people seem to understand. 421 00:21:58,932 --> 00:22:01,670 Maybe there is no saving the humans. 422 00:22:01,671 --> 00:22:04,710 If my people kill them all, they die, 423 00:22:04,711 --> 00:22:06,580 but if we do not kill the humans, 424 00:22:06,581 --> 00:22:10,599 they will destroy the planet, then they will die anyway, 425 00:22:10,855 --> 00:22:13,126 and every beautiful thing on this planet 426 00:22:13,127 --> 00:22:14,778 will die with them. 427 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,368 It doesn't make sense. 428 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:22,077 Like, how could I drop a whole dress off at the dry cleaners 429 00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:24,195 and not even remember? 430 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,719 That's weird, especially for you. 431 00:22:27,091 --> 00:22:28,456 Yeah, you've a flawless memory. 432 00:22:28,461 --> 00:22:30,755 You always remember everywhere I stash my weed. 433 00:22:41,149 --> 00:22:42,891 That's some smile from someone 434 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,823 who just lost another baseball game. 435 00:22:45,349 --> 00:22:48,029 Still playing. Different game though. 436 00:22:48,731 --> 00:22:51,021 We both could win. 437 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:52,739 Oh, I'm sorry. 438 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,436 That should have sounded really cheesy, but it didn't, 439 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,078 and I'm suspicious. 440 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,584 I'm gonna need to see some ID. 441 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,520 That's a clever way to get my name. 442 00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:01,789 It's Elliot. 443 00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:05,163 I even got a lanyard from my worksite. 444 00:23:05,164 --> 00:23:06,796 - Worksite? - Yeah. 445 00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:07,953 Very adult. 446 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,438 I got a degree in archaeology 447 00:23:09,439 --> 00:23:12,478 thinking I was gonna be the Indigenous Indiana Jones. 448 00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:13,872 I'd watch that. 449 00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:17,221 So did you find the Ark? 450 00:23:17,544 --> 00:23:19,225 Not yet. 451 00:23:19,226 --> 00:23:20,561 I don't give up very easily 452 00:23:20,562 --> 00:23:23,177 when I'm looking for something special. 453 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:24,870 Right. 454 00:23:26,926 --> 00:23:28,590 Coming. 455 00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:35,211 - He's cute. - That guy? No. 456 00:23:35,216 --> 00:23:37,696 I can't date him. His hair's way nicer than mine. 457 00:23:37,697 --> 00:23:39,870 You're, like, even worse than Mike. 458 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:40,969 Oh, real talk, though. 459 00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:44,175 The Munsters are coming to town for the summer. 460 00:23:44,176 --> 00:23:45,712 Gerald and Bethany are here? 461 00:23:45,713 --> 00:23:46,981 It's my dad's birthday tomorrow. 462 00:23:46,982 --> 00:23:49,211 - Aw. - Will you come to dinner? 463 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,768 They love you, and if you're there, 464 00:23:51,773 --> 00:23:53,828 maybe they'll have fun and not try to fix my life. 465 00:23:53,829 --> 00:23:56,094 Of course, and it will be fun. 466 00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:59,906 But why are you still talking to me? 467 00:24:00,141 --> 00:24:02,352 Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of T-shirts. 468 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,781 Damn it. 469 00:24:05,785 --> 00:24:09,559 - Asked around about you. - Oh, great. 470 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,182 So you know I'm a disaster. 471 00:24:11,187 --> 00:24:13,425 I know you're a professional skier. 472 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:14,961 That was a long time ago. 473 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,542 Who you were isn't who you are. 474 00:24:19,062 --> 00:24:22,243 You're funny and smart, 475 00:24:22,248 --> 00:24:24,352 and you got a wicked arm. 476 00:24:25,953 --> 00:24:27,096 And you're pretty. 477 00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:31,603 Uh, actually, I think you're really, really pretty. 478 00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:36,245 So you should let me take you out to dinner tomorrow. 479 00:24:36,984 --> 00:24:38,894 I already have a dinner thing, 480 00:24:39,336 --> 00:24:42,792 but if you're down for dessert, we could meet up after. 481 00:24:46,094 --> 00:24:49,534 Okay, oh, and be sure to be holding a single red rose 482 00:24:49,539 --> 00:24:50,875 so I can tell you apart 483 00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:53,820 from all the other hot guys waiting for a lady. 484 00:24:54,023 --> 00:24:55,516 That's good. 485 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:58,166 Now can I buy a drink for your friend 486 00:24:58,171 --> 00:24:59,307 down at the end of the bar 487 00:24:59,312 --> 00:25:01,101 for telling you to flirt with me? 488 00:25:08,353 --> 00:25:10,453 Courtesy of our mayor. 489 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,555 Hi, Mitch Green, Mayor of Jessup. 490 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,590 It is so nice to have a fellow mayor visiting. 491 00:25:17,595 --> 00:25:19,265 Good to meet you, Ben. 492 00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:21,335 That is so nice of you. 493 00:25:21,651 --> 00:25:24,128 This water is from the '73 wildfire. 494 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,605 Smoke settled on an exceptional snowpack, 495 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,586 giving the water clear tones of mesquite. 496 00:25:28,591 --> 00:25:31,230 Yeah, I think we're probably pretty good on the water. 497 00:25:32,009 --> 00:25:33,664 You're angry about the ad. 498 00:25:34,172 --> 00:25:36,375 Look, a little rivalry's good for the both of us. 499 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:37,571 You'll understand in a few years 500 00:25:37,575 --> 00:25:39,335 when you've been a mayor for a little longer. 501 00:25:39,485 --> 00:25:42,016 Well, I have been a mayor for quite some time, 502 00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:44,541 and I have seen... a lot. 503 00:25:44,546 --> 00:25:47,789 The truth is, you just have a tougher hill to climb. 504 00:25:47,794 --> 00:25:50,633 See, we have the best water in the world, 505 00:25:50,638 --> 00:25:52,809 and you have 59 dead miners. 506 00:25:52,814 --> 00:25:55,143 It's... so tragic. 507 00:25:55,148 --> 00:25:56,437 That's not tragic. 508 00:25:56,442 --> 00:25:59,133 The 59 is a story about sacrifice. 509 00:25:59,616 --> 00:26:00,681 Sorry, Mrs. Mayor, 510 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,222 but doesn't play like sacrifice. 511 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,764 It plays like the beginning of a horror movie. 512 00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:04,768 Am I right, Ben? 513 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,531 I actually have a name. It's Kate. 514 00:26:06,536 --> 00:26:08,407 I'm a teacher and I have a JD/PhD. 515 00:26:08,412 --> 00:26:10,726 In Environmental Law from CU Boulder. 516 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,531 - I meant no disrespect. - Oh, yes, you did. 517 00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:15,741 The 59 is a beautiful story 518 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,836 about people who are willing to die to save each other. 519 00:26:18,841 --> 00:26:20,412 We're a town full of heroes. 520 00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:22,421 And if you can't see that, you're an idiot. 521 00:26:22,489 --> 00:26:24,526 By the way, your water tastes like shit, 522 00:26:24,527 --> 00:26:26,930 and who the hell puts cacao nibs in a citrus salad? 523 00:26:27,008 --> 00:26:28,203 It's gross. 524 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:29,734 Can't help with the anger issues, 525 00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:33,113 but... your salad will be comped. 526 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:44,855 What happened to "He's probably a perfectly nice guy?" 527 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,698 Screw him. We're outta here. 528 00:26:46,703 --> 00:26:48,406 What a douchebag. 529 00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,602 Ow, no. 530 00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:31,044 60 seconds. 531 00:28:34,978 --> 00:28:36,184 The petals. 532 00:28:36,189 --> 00:28:40,122 - Tell me it's a radio. - It's a radio. 533 00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:44,734 Okay, I believe you. I have to. 534 00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:09,183 Thank you. Thank you for this. 535 00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:11,192 For saving all of us. 536 00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:14,702 You are welcome. 537 00:29:16,068 --> 00:29:17,739 The signal will tell my people 538 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:22,671 not to come and kill everyone for 50 years. 539 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,497 What? 540 00:29:24,502 --> 00:29:29,061 After you are old and die, then my people will come, 541 00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:31,921 and they will kill the rest of the human race. 542 00:29:32,092 --> 00:29:35,173 - What? - You're welcome! 543 00:29:40,895 --> 00:29:43,851 - 50 years? - You get to live, 544 00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:45,869 and the planet gets to live. 545 00:29:45,874 --> 00:29:49,705 - I'm a genius. - No. We need to stop it! 546 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:51,062 Ten more seconds. 547 00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:53,468 My people need to come and save the bison. 548 00:29:53,473 --> 00:29:54,812 Ow, you're hurting me. 549 00:29:54,817 --> 00:29:56,749 I'm sorry. No! 550 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,944 - _ - I'm going to smash it! 551 00:29:58,949 --> 00:30:01,254 Liar! No! 552 00:30:08,864 --> 00:30:10,501 This was it. 553 00:30:12,139 --> 00:30:14,143 Our last chance. 554 00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:17,616 Now you are going to die too. 555 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,159 I guess you'll just have to figure something else out. 556 00:30:20,164 --> 00:30:22,249 Why do you care? 557 00:30:23,487 --> 00:30:26,058 I'm experiencing anger. 558 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:30,486 You were going to be dead long before they come! 559 00:30:30,491 --> 00:30:32,762 How do you still not get this? 560 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,491 This is not just about me. 561 00:30:34,496 --> 00:30:36,667 What about everyone that I care about? 562 00:30:36,672 --> 00:30:40,108 D'arcy will be dead many years before you. 563 00:30:40,113 --> 00:30:42,785 You have to figure this out. 564 00:30:43,326 --> 00:30:45,831 I am pacing out of anger! 565 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:49,755 If my device had delivered its message, 566 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,030 we would have 50 years to figure this out. 567 00:30:52,035 --> 00:30:55,007 Now we will have 50 days if we are lucky. 568 00:30:55,012 --> 00:30:58,390 No, we would have had 50 years for you to do nothing! 569 00:31:01,357 --> 00:31:03,718 I know that you don't care unless it's me. 570 00:31:03,723 --> 00:31:06,022 So guess what. It's me again. 571 00:31:07,013 --> 00:31:09,529 Shit, it's big Leroy. 572 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,419 Hi, Leroy. 573 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,407 Slow down. What happened? 574 00:31:20,111 --> 00:31:22,013 Hi, Sunny. Cavalry's here. 575 00:31:22,018 --> 00:31:23,701 Hey, Harry's here. 576 00:31:23,706 --> 00:31:25,061 He's a doctor. You're gonna be okay. 577 00:31:25,065 --> 00:31:26,735 I can do it. 578 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,904 All right, Sunny, look at me. 579 00:31:28,909 --> 00:31:31,247 Okay, breathe in deep. 580 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,345 Good. 581 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,520 Good. 582 00:31:37,525 --> 00:31:39,062 Slow it down. 583 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,733 Ah. Hello, sweetheart. 584 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,880 Hi, Dad. 585 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,016 Oh. 586 00:31:52,741 --> 00:31:55,647 Look at you, my baby. 587 00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,322 I love your confidence. 588 00:31:57,327 --> 00:31:59,560 You'll just wear anything, won't you? 589 00:31:59,565 --> 00:32:01,740 - Okay. - I missed you. 590 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:05,576 Well, I've just been here being confident. 591 00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:06,750 Stop it. 592 00:32:06,755 --> 00:32:07,892 Well, it's good to see you, sweetheart. 593 00:32:07,896 --> 00:32:08,946 How are you doing? 594 00:32:08,951 --> 00:32:10,849 Good. Happy birthday, Dad. 595 00:32:10,854 --> 00:32:12,290 Bonsoir. 596 00:32:12,295 --> 00:32:14,800 Your table is ready. Won't you follow me? 597 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,996 - After you. - Thank you. 598 00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,669 That's fine, but the most important question 599 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,576 is which one's your favorite? 600 00:32:24,581 --> 00:32:26,841 "Dream Warriors", obviously. 601 00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:30,187 It had the most iconic Freddy line of all time. 602 00:32:30,572 --> 00:32:32,818 Welcome to prime time, bitch. 603 00:32:38,107 --> 00:32:40,645 Oh, my God, he's on a date. 604 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:43,560 I've been pushing him. It's finally happening. 605 00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:45,083 Fancy yourself a matchmaker? 606 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,091 I don't know, maybe. 607 00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:49,708 - That's good to know. - Oh, for... 608 00:32:54,271 --> 00:32:56,326 Okay, Sunny. 609 00:32:56,331 --> 00:32:59,685 The head came out, but it went back in. 610 00:33:00,093 --> 00:33:02,857 - I'm gonna try... - That is shoulder dystocia. 611 00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:04,576 - Is that bad? - I can fix it. 612 00:33:04,581 --> 00:33:06,966 Because I spent an entire weekend last month 613 00:33:06,971 --> 00:33:09,410 watching YouTube videos on human birthing. 614 00:33:09,415 --> 00:33:11,633 - No. - Also videos of a monkey 615 00:33:11,638 --> 00:33:13,165 bathing a duck in the sink. 616 00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:14,881 Let me think. 617 00:33:14,886 --> 00:33:17,915 Asta, let the doctor do his job. 618 00:33:18,058 --> 00:33:20,149 It's okay. Come. 619 00:33:20,589 --> 00:33:22,894 You and you, help keep 620 00:33:22,899 --> 00:33:25,391 Sunny's thighs up towards her stomach. 621 00:33:25,396 --> 00:33:28,535 Asta, place your hands suprapubically 622 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,141 over the fetal anterior shoulder, 623 00:33:31,146 --> 00:33:34,304 applying pressure in a CPR style 624 00:33:34,309 --> 00:33:36,516 in a downward lateral motion. 625 00:33:36,521 --> 00:33:38,930 Be sure to like and subscribe. 626 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,852 What about me? What do I do? 627 00:33:41,201 --> 00:33:42,971 Just hold her hand. 628 00:33:42,976 --> 00:33:44,961 Okay. You got this, baby. 629 00:33:44,966 --> 00:33:47,133 Okay, Sunny, you're gonna have one big push. 630 00:33:47,138 --> 00:33:48,353 Harry, tell me when you're ready. 631 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:49,586 I'm ready. 632 00:33:49,591 --> 00:33:50,908 Okay, on the count of three, Sunny. 633 00:33:50,912 --> 00:33:53,585 One, two, three. Push. 634 00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:05,805 Here's little Leroy. 635 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,783 My species would never come together 636 00:34:07,788 --> 00:34:11,328 for a birth like this, and we never touch a newborn. 637 00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,841 When the egg sack bursts and the young emerge, 638 00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:16,318 the sulfuric ooze is toxic. 639 00:34:16,549 --> 00:34:19,411 We're gonna smudge that umbilical cord. 640 00:34:19,717 --> 00:34:22,224 Wrap it in this buckskin. 641 00:34:23,176 --> 00:34:26,200 Keep it in a cedar box, put it in the house. 642 00:34:26,419 --> 00:34:28,089 We do this to keep the kid 643 00:34:28,094 --> 00:34:29,864 from wandering too far... 644 00:34:31,143 --> 00:34:32,913 Or for too long. 645 00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:46,465 Not bad, weirdo. 646 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,868 Well, listen to me going on and on about 647 00:34:57,873 --> 00:34:59,970 myself without asking you anything. 648 00:35:00,803 --> 00:35:03,790 So tell me, what brought you to Patience from D.C.? 649 00:35:03,795 --> 00:35:05,674 Ha. You know what? 650 00:35:05,679 --> 00:35:07,349 I'm fine just talking about you, honestly. 651 00:35:07,354 --> 00:35:08,595 No, I'm serious. 652 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,775 It's really not that interesting, you know. 653 00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:13,052 Have you tried that burger place down by the lake? 654 00:35:13,057 --> 00:35:14,082 Their burgers there, 655 00:35:14,087 --> 00:35:15,673 they got burgers the size of your head. 656 00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:17,749 Oh, come on, I bet you're one of the most 657 00:35:17,754 --> 00:35:20,837 pathologically interesting men in this whole town. 658 00:35:20,842 --> 00:35:24,509 - Oh, wow. - I wanna know your story. 659 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:28,798 Ooh, is it dangerous? 660 00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:32,353 Like if you told me, you'd have to kill. 661 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:35,820 So you wanna know why I moved here from D.C.? 662 00:35:35,825 --> 00:35:37,267 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 663 00:35:37,272 --> 00:35:39,209 Well, I'll tell you, 664 00:35:39,214 --> 00:35:41,785 I was a cop, and I made a mistake, 665 00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:43,345 and my best friend died. 666 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:46,669 So I dragged my sick dad out here 667 00:35:46,674 --> 00:35:49,013 to this shitty little town in the middle of nowhere, 668 00:35:49,018 --> 00:35:50,517 that's full of people 669 00:35:50,522 --> 00:35:52,861 who don't know how to leave well enough alone. 670 00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:58,037 Good night. 671 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:00,861 Oh, no. Excuse me. 672 00:36:12,451 --> 00:36:14,205 How are you doing, really, sweetheart? 673 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,970 - Are you okay? - Great, I'm happy. 674 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:20,806 I'm doing incredibly good. Too good, actually. 675 00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:22,331 Because, you know, your mother and I were talking, 676 00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,345 and there's a lot of very interesting possibilities 677 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,447 - in Park City. - Some really cute men too. 678 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,384 Very outdoorsy. You like that. 679 00:36:28,389 --> 00:36:29,776 You know you can accomplish anything 680 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:30,846 if you just put your mind to it. 681 00:36:30,850 --> 00:36:33,291 Remember how driven she was, even as a little girl? 682 00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:35,834 Remember that time on TV she saw that guy 683 00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:37,291 pull the tablecloth off the table 684 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:38,846 without spilling anything? Do you remember that? 685 00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:42,369 Yes, she was so determined. She practiced and practiced. 686 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:45,047 She dressed up like a magician. She had the hat... 687 00:36:45,052 --> 00:36:47,212 I know, and she actually pulled the trick off. 688 00:36:47,217 --> 00:36:49,455 She was so proud of herself. 689 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:52,033 You know, sweetheart, I have a friend, Bill, 690 00:36:52,038 --> 00:36:53,595 who runs a realty business. 691 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,056 Maybe there might be something in that for you. 692 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:18,361 Are you listening to us? 693 00:38:45,313 --> 00:38:47,284 You did a good job. 694 00:38:53,076 --> 00:38:56,049 I've held a lot of babies since Jay was born... 695 00:38:56,806 --> 00:39:00,766 But doing it like this with everyone around... 696 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,517 Everyone there for the little baby... 697 00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:10,095 I don't know. 698 00:39:10,541 --> 00:39:13,455 I'm never gonna be Jay's mom, but maybe someday 699 00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:15,986 I could at least be someone in the room. 700 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,656 Do you remember in that glacier 701 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:22,212 when you first found out who I was? 702 00:39:22,972 --> 00:39:25,220 Yeah. How could I forget? 703 00:39:25,225 --> 00:39:27,396 I was elbow deep in your chest cavity. 704 00:39:27,481 --> 00:39:30,033 I told you not to feel guilty 705 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,739 about giving Jay up for adoption 706 00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:37,654 because we send our offspring into the Great Ice Wind Desert. 707 00:39:39,590 --> 00:39:43,665 I think I understand now 708 00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:46,892 why you feel guilty. 709 00:39:48,789 --> 00:39:50,191 Children. 710 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:52,025 Generation to generation, 711 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:55,181 the Earth's troubles are passed on to them. 712 00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:57,798 Babies on my planet are self-sufficient 713 00:39:57,803 --> 00:39:59,955 and can survive on instinct alone. 714 00:40:00,369 --> 00:40:02,298 Human children learn everything 715 00:40:02,303 --> 00:40:03,805 from the humans around them. 716 00:40:04,142 --> 00:40:06,748 Without nurturing parents to guide them, 717 00:40:06,753 --> 00:40:09,244 those children become lost. 718 00:40:16,273 --> 00:40:18,411 Without a community to help, 719 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,554 humans end up alone... 720 00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:26,542 With nobody to turn to when they're in trouble. 721 00:40:33,634 --> 00:40:35,791 But there is still hope. 722 00:40:35,796 --> 00:40:38,783 There are some who can find their strength. 723 00:40:39,028 --> 00:40:41,636 When people experience a loss of time, 724 00:40:41,641 --> 00:40:43,627 their friends tell them it's normal, 725 00:40:43,632 --> 00:40:46,670 it's not a big deal, when in fact it's often 726 00:40:46,675 --> 00:40:49,916 because they've been abducted by aliens. 727 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,486 I discovered there are some humans 728 00:40:54,491 --> 00:40:56,759 who are taught how precious the Earth is. 729 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,886 It is not enough to save them. 730 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,954 But if they can't, who will? 731 00:41:11,137 --> 00:41:14,812 I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot. 732 00:41:27,705 --> 00:41:30,611 What do you know about lighthouses, Ethan? 733 00:41:35,675 --> 00:41:40,585 I did a work-study one summer at a lighthouse 734 00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:43,799 off the coast of Portugal. It was breathtaking. 735 00:41:43,804 --> 00:41:49,064 They're symbols of guidance, of strength, of truth. 736 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,803 That's what I am interested in, the truth. 737 00:41:59,756 --> 00:42:02,853 I know it hasn't been very comfortable, 738 00:42:02,858 --> 00:42:07,408 but we've done everything above board because, in part, 739 00:42:07,413 --> 00:42:10,586 I have a lot of reverence for your kind. 740 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,119 Mid-westerners? 741 00:42:14,752 --> 00:42:18,846 You're very likable, Ethan. 742 00:42:20,116 --> 00:42:22,791 Show me your true form. 743 00:42:24,857 --> 00:42:28,599 - You're looking at it. - I know the truth. 744 00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:33,154 My father and I, we saw your kind at the lighthouse, 745 00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:36,465 and everyone made him feel like he was crazy. 746 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:41,941 And so he took his own light out of this world. 747 00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:48,982 But I evolved. We evolve through pain. 748 00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:56,021 I thought that would make you change. 749 00:42:56,026 --> 00:42:57,584 My hand. 750 00:42:59,764 --> 00:43:02,881 You're a doctor. Fix it. 751 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,645 - What is it? - We just picked up a signal. 752 00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:18,545 Lines of encrypted code, but the signature is alien. 753 00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:27,475 Ah, shut it off. Shut it off. 754 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,216 Ah, just woke me up from the best dream. 755 00:43:29,510 --> 00:43:31,514 I was having a threesome with a starfish 756 00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:33,122 and a Little Neck clam. 757 00:43:33,390 --> 00:43:35,795 It's receiving a signal... 758 00:43:39,318 --> 00:43:40,920 In my language. 759 00:43:40,925 --> 00:43:43,776 Seriously? W-what does it say? 760 00:43:43,781 --> 00:43:45,823 It's a phone number... 761 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:49,026 from New York City. 762 00:43:54,569 --> 00:43:57,569 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com