1 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,886 Okay. 2 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:20,504 Caleb, are you finally gonna tell me what we're doing here? 3 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:23,240 It might be a moonlight picnic. 4 00:00:23,879 --> 00:00:25,361 Oh, what is that for? 5 00:00:25,385 --> 00:00:27,996 The most beautiful girl in the world took me back... 6 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,763 again. 7 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,066 That's sweet. 8 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:33,570 What did you bring? 9 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,846 Pretzels. Okay. 10 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,736 And energy drinks, 11 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,330 and, um... 12 00:00:43,363 --> 00:00:45,443 Caleb, is that all you brought? 13 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:47,726 You hate it. 14 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:50,006 No, no. 15 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,380 No. Th... This is so nice. 16 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:54,610 Bri... 17 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,266 I know I haven't always been there for you. 18 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:00,764 Like at prom when I accidentally took the limo home without you 19 00:01:00,788 --> 00:01:03,707 or that time I was late to your sister's wedding. 20 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,266 Well, you had the wrong week. 21 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:08,310 Or in the tornado, when I hid in my dad's gun safe. 22 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:09,546 Yeah, and left me to die. 23 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,980 But I promise things are gonna be different this time. 24 00:01:13,220 --> 00:01:15,320 I'm never gonna leave you hanging again. 25 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:16,990 I swear. 26 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,796 Caleb, what was that? 27 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:25,290 - What? - Did you not hear that sound? 28 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:30,250 Get behind me. I got you. 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,000 Holy crap, what are those? 30 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,550 Aliens! 31 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,806 Caleb. Dammit! 32 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:47,636 Caleb, you little bitch! 33 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:49,020 Caleb! 34 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,020 Seriously? 35 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,293 _ 36 00:01:59,317 --> 00:02:00,846 _ 37 00:02:07,048 --> 00:02:08,084 Wanna tell us what happened? 38 00:02:08,108 --> 00:02:09,754 Yeah, my boyfriend got spooked 39 00:02:09,778 --> 00:02:11,754 when these like blue glowy creatures came out of the woods 40 00:02:11,778 --> 00:02:13,893 and he wrecked his ATV into a barbed-wire fence 41 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:15,059 and now he's stuck. 42 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,181 How fast was he going? 43 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:17,924 He had reached ass-hauling velocity. 44 00:02:17,948 --> 00:02:19,474 Are we just gonna ignore the part about 45 00:02:19,498 --> 00:02:20,769 the blue glowing creatures? 46 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:21,922 They're gone now, 47 00:02:21,946 --> 00:02:23,114 but Caleb thought they were aliens. 48 00:02:23,138 --> 00:02:24,284 Ooh, aliens? 49 00:02:24,308 --> 00:02:25,483 Um, Brianna, have you and your boyfriend 50 00:02:25,507 --> 00:02:26,736 been drinking tonight? 51 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,124 Any substances we should know about? 52 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,278 No. 53 00:02:31,648 --> 00:02:33,054 Help's here, Caleb. 54 00:02:33,078 --> 00:02:34,364 - Brianna? - Yeah. 55 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,144 You didn't get abducted? 56 00:02:36,168 --> 00:02:37,464 No, no thanks to you. 57 00:02:39,935 --> 00:02:42,054 Caleb, Caleb, I'm Tommy. 58 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,224 Alright, I need to stop moving 59 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:44,954 so that we can take a look at you, okay? 60 00:02:44,978 --> 00:02:47,094 Did you see them? Are they still there? 61 00:02:47,118 --> 00:02:48,974 I think... I think I heard their ship. 62 00:02:48,998 --> 00:02:50,554 No, baby. I think you heard the fire truck. 63 00:02:50,578 --> 00:02:52,404 Alright, just stay still. 64 00:02:52,428 --> 00:02:54,745 Nancy, get him on fluids and a LIFEPAK. 65 00:02:54,769 --> 00:02:57,554 TK, monitor his vitals and keep him calm. 66 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,304 Copy that. 67 00:02:59,328 --> 00:03:00,654 Those barbs are in there deep. 68 00:03:00,678 --> 00:03:02,074 He's lost a fair amount of blood. 69 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,614 Frankly, it's a miracle that he hasn't torn an artery. 70 00:03:04,638 --> 00:03:07,048 Alright, Judd, Marwani, you guys get the clippers. 71 00:03:07,072 --> 00:03:09,192 Paul, Mateo, you gotta hold him nice and steady. 72 00:03:09,216 --> 00:03:10,754 We gotta get him out of there fast and easy. 73 00:03:10,778 --> 00:03:12,334 Cap, he's panicking. 74 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,644 Heart's racing in the 110s, Cap. 75 00:03:13,668 --> 00:03:14,924 Go get the basket. 76 00:03:16,338 --> 00:03:18,154 Caleb? Caleb? Shh. 77 00:03:18,178 --> 00:03:19,504 Hey. My name's Owen. 78 00:03:19,528 --> 00:03:22,244 I wanna talk to you about those beings that you saw. 79 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,824 Your girlfriend said that they were blue and glowing? 80 00:03:24,848 --> 00:03:28,084 Yeah, like, uh, Smurfs but taller. 81 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,254 Like Avatar? 82 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:30,594 I-I didn't see a tail. 83 00:03:30,618 --> 00:03:32,723 Brianna, did you see a tail? 84 00:03:32,747 --> 00:03:35,764 No, I just saw your tail when you bailed on me. 85 00:03:35,788 --> 00:03:38,354 I'm not crazy. They're out there. 86 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:39,694 I know. I know they are. 87 00:03:39,718 --> 00:03:41,354 What you saw were called Cobalts. 88 00:03:41,378 --> 00:03:43,014 They're harmless civilization builders. 89 00:03:43,038 --> 00:03:46,364 In fact, they're the ones that Eisenhower made the pact with 90 00:03:46,388 --> 00:03:47,964 in order to gain the advanced technology. 91 00:03:47,988 --> 00:03:49,624 I don't... I don't know who that is. 92 00:03:49,648 --> 00:03:51,166 He was the President of the United States, 93 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,524 and he won World War II. 94 00:03:52,548 --> 00:03:55,284 Now, if you'd had found Greys coming out of the woods, 95 00:03:55,308 --> 00:03:57,784 that would be a different thing 'cause they are the worker bees. 96 00:03:57,808 --> 00:03:59,524 They're involved in human abductions. 97 00:03:59,548 --> 00:04:01,534 Happily, there's less and less of that going on now 98 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:03,214 because they pretty much have 99 00:04:03,238 --> 00:04:04,534 all the DNA information they need. 100 00:04:04,558 --> 00:04:06,124 - They do? - Yeah, that's right. 101 00:04:06,148 --> 00:04:07,644 So, believe me when I tell you, 102 00:04:07,668 --> 00:04:09,554 the creatures you encountered came in peace. 103 00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:10,644 - For real? - For real. 104 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,294 Now if you can just relax 105 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:13,554 and hold still so we can get you out? 106 00:04:13,578 --> 00:04:16,564 Yeah, I mean, um... Yes, sir. 107 00:04:16,588 --> 00:04:18,234 Okay, good, we're gonna get you out of here. Let's go. 108 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,134 Come on. 109 00:04:31,248 --> 00:04:33,414 You're doing great, Caleb. 110 00:04:33,438 --> 00:04:36,584 Alright, just a, just a few more cuts. 111 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:38,528 Oh, okay. 112 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,574 Last one. 113 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:44,118 Alright, son, we're about to bring you down. 114 00:04:45,358 --> 00:04:48,184 Two, three. There you go. 115 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,914 Okay. There you go. Perfect. 116 00:04:52,768 --> 00:04:55,264 Is it cool if I ride with him, just to make sure he's okay? 117 00:04:55,288 --> 00:04:56,364 Oh, yeah, of course. 118 00:04:56,388 --> 00:04:58,254 Bri, does this mean you still love me? 119 00:04:58,278 --> 00:04:59,754 No, no, we are still broken up, 120 00:04:59,778 --> 00:05:02,604 but unlike you, Caleb, I don't abandon people. 121 00:05:02,628 --> 00:05:04,764 I gotta say, that was pretty clever, Cap. 122 00:05:04,788 --> 00:05:06,424 Yeah, Cobalts. Eisenhower. 123 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:07,704 That was some fast thinking, Cap. 124 00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:10,044 Yeah. The way you were able to calm that kid down 125 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,194 with your alien B.S. 126 00:05:11,218 --> 00:05:12,934 Oh, it's no B.S. It's true. 127 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,343 - Google it. - Cap. 128 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:17,284 You're not saying you believe in aliens? 129 00:05:17,308 --> 00:05:19,884 Who do you think built the pyramids? 130 00:05:19,908 --> 00:05:21,274 The Egyptians. 131 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:24,964 Okay. 132 00:05:24,988 --> 00:05:28,155 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 133 00:05:30,138 --> 00:05:31,454 Oh, no, no, no. 134 00:05:31,478 --> 00:05:32,874 - Damn it! - What is it? 135 00:05:32,898 --> 00:05:35,124 The bark came off of the brisket. 136 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:36,294 It dried out. 137 00:05:36,318 --> 00:05:37,692 I was putting the baby down, 138 00:05:37,716 --> 00:05:39,256 I lost track of time and I ruined it. 139 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,054 And now we don't even have time to order pizza 140 00:05:41,078 --> 00:05:42,314 before Wyatt gets here. 141 00:05:42,338 --> 00:05:44,134 I mean, I'm sure it's fine. 142 00:05:44,158 --> 00:05:45,638 Imma taste it, okay? 143 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:47,518 Yeah. 144 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,064 Oh, Judd. 145 00:05:51,088 --> 00:05:54,234 The mesquite is on point. It's delicious, sweetheart. 146 00:05:54,258 --> 00:05:55,724 Oh, I know that it tastes good. 147 00:05:55,748 --> 00:05:57,404 I'm talking about the texture. 148 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:59,074 Listen, you 149 00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:02,244 might be putting a little too much pressure on this visit. 150 00:06:02,268 --> 00:06:05,824 Already let this kid down for the first 17 years of his life. 151 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:08,377 Baby, you didn't know you had a son until last week. 152 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:11,248 You did not let him down. He knows that already. 153 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,921 But growing up without a father... 154 00:06:17,618 --> 00:06:20,838 I mean, that must have given him some scars. 155 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,314 But he has a father now, Judd. 156 00:06:25,338 --> 00:06:27,698 All of those scars are gonna heal. 157 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,104 Even if the brisket eats like beef jerky. 158 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,934 Oh, my God. 159 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:35,398 Pow. 160 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:40,134 Wyatt, we are so excited that you're staying with us. 161 00:06:40,158 --> 00:06:41,354 We really are. 162 00:06:41,378 --> 00:06:43,024 I'm excited to be here, Mrs. Ryder. 163 00:06:43,048 --> 00:06:44,194 Thank you for hosting me. 164 00:06:44,218 --> 00:06:46,454 Of course. Please call me Grace. 165 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,698 Here you go. That's brisket. 166 00:06:49,814 --> 00:06:51,744 I know it's a little bit dry. 167 00:06:52,521 --> 00:06:54,554 I mean, if you wanna... 168 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:56,464 put some barbecue sauce or whatever on. 169 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:58,668 Oh, it's okay. I don't eat it. 170 00:06:59,338 --> 00:07:00,838 That's my boy. 171 00:07:01,678 --> 00:07:03,298 I meant the meat. 172 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:06,928 Oh, you don't eat meat? 173 00:07:08,703 --> 00:07:10,268 Like ever? 174 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,715 Okay. No problem. 175 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:14,384 Look here, have a double serving 176 00:07:14,408 --> 00:07:16,554 of Grace's truffle mac. 177 00:07:16,578 --> 00:07:18,054 I can't. 178 00:07:18,078 --> 00:07:19,648 I'm vegan, actually. 179 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:22,564 - Oh. - Ugh. 180 00:07:22,588 --> 00:07:25,494 Honey, I am so sorry, I did not know. 181 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:28,404 Oh, no, it's my fault, I should have said something. 182 00:07:28,428 --> 00:07:31,334 I didn't wanna be presumptuous. I'm the worst. 183 00:07:31,358 --> 00:07:32,424 - No, no, no. - No. 184 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:34,489 Listen, I will fix you something else. 185 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:37,151 - I think we have lentils, actually. - No, no, please. 186 00:07:37,175 --> 00:07:39,414 I'm-I'm good with the cornbread and the salad. 187 00:07:39,438 --> 00:07:40,958 Oh, damn it. 188 00:07:42,048 --> 00:07:43,344 What's wrong? 189 00:07:43,368 --> 00:07:44,794 The whole weekend I had planned 190 00:07:44,818 --> 00:07:46,438 with Wyatt's ruined is what's wrong. 191 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,364 What do you mean? I'm sure it's... 192 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:50,534 Tomorrow, I was gonna take you deer huntin'. 193 00:07:50,558 --> 00:07:53,594 - Oh. - Well, how about you just move up 194 00:07:53,618 --> 00:07:55,284 what you had planned for Sunday? 195 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,374 It was bass fishing. 196 00:07:57,398 --> 00:07:58,894 - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. 197 00:07:58,918 --> 00:08:00,454 That's, uh, that's not gonna work, either. 198 00:08:00,478 --> 00:08:01,954 Thank you for that, Grace. Yeah. 199 00:08:06,011 --> 00:08:09,516 Well, how about this, how about you ask Wyatt 200 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:10,948 what he likes to do for fun? 201 00:08:11,766 --> 00:08:13,284 That's great. 202 00:08:13,308 --> 00:08:14,544 Wyatt... 203 00:08:14,568 --> 00:08:16,964 ...what do you like to do for fun? 204 00:08:16,988 --> 00:08:18,668 I like to skate. 205 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:21,284 Do you, do you skate? 206 00:08:21,308 --> 00:08:23,238 On a skateboard? 207 00:08:23,631 --> 00:08:26,091 Man, I haven't been on a skateboard since... 208 00:08:28,221 --> 00:08:31,232 No... I don't think I've ever been on a skateboard. 209 00:08:31,256 --> 00:08:33,340 Okay, well, that's fine, we don't have to do that. 210 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,696 What else are you into? 211 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:39,776 I like making TikToks, uh, play a lot of "Magic." 212 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,616 That's cool. That's cool. 213 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,856 Like you do card tricks 214 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,856 and rabbits from the hat and all that? 215 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,096 No, it's-it's "Magic: The Gathering." 216 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,190 It's like a fantasy-based tabletop card game. 217 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:54,320 I'm sorry. I'm kinda weird. 218 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,023 Weird, huh? 219 00:09:00,713 --> 00:09:02,283 You like aliens? 220 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:04,942 Aliens? 221 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:10,250 Our 15th anniversary would have been this week. 222 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,886 Yeah, it's hard to believe ten months have passed 223 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,970 since Charles died. 224 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,556 But the truth is that I don't feel like 225 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:26,136 I have any more closure today 226 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,976 than I did the night that I found him. 227 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,806 And there's-there's this-this part of me 228 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:34,307 that feels like I'm going to see him 229 00:09:34,653 --> 00:09:36,213 when I walk through the door... 230 00:09:40,453 --> 00:09:42,053 just standing there. 231 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,000 But he's not there. 232 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,670 And he never will be. 233 00:09:52,236 --> 00:09:53,536 Because he's gone. 234 00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:57,293 He's gone. 235 00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:01,133 And I'm still here. 236 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,180 And I don't know how I feel about that. 237 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:17,946 - Hey, Mrs. Beasley. - Hello, Mrs. Vega. 238 00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:18,946 How was it tonight? 239 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:22,120 It was lovely, actually. 240 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,858 - Thank you. - Mm. 241 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:29,146 Um, did I make it home in time to tuck in the girls? 242 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,060 Yes, but they're not in their bedroom. 243 00:10:32,426 --> 00:10:34,366 They're in yours. 244 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,466 Oh. Okay. 245 00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:39,967 They really wanted to watch "Ghostbusters" and... 246 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,046 Oh, how bad are we talking here? 247 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,996 Our house is haunted. 248 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:46,716 Our house is not haunted. 249 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:48,166 Why would you think something like that? 250 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:52,076 The lights in our room, they all started flickering. 251 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,746 The lights were flickering, so you think we have ghosts? 252 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,334 Not just flickering. 253 00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,084 They did it in a pattern. 254 00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,344 Like one time, 255 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,584 four times, three times. 256 00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,584 Over and over. 257 00:11:03,608 --> 00:11:06,334 They did not. It was just a stupid bulb 258 00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:07,514 blinking on and off! 259 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:09,164 No, it was Zuul. 260 00:11:09,188 --> 00:11:10,907 It was not Zuul! 261 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:11,993 How do you know? 262 00:11:12,017 --> 00:11:13,354 Because ghosts aren't real, 263 00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:14,444 you big baby. 264 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,604 Hey, Buster. 265 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,318 Oh, no, you're not getting any of that. 266 00:11:33,975 --> 00:11:36,695 One. One, two, three, four. 267 00:11:38,478 --> 00:11:40,158 One, two, three. 268 00:11:43,131 --> 00:11:44,591 Charles. 269 00:11:51,828 --> 00:11:53,544 Come in! 270 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:56,440 Hey, Judd. What's up? 271 00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:58,384 Sorry if I'm interrupting anything, uh... 272 00:11:58,408 --> 00:11:59,884 You, you makin' soup? 273 00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:02,724 It's 8:00 a.m. I'm not a psychopath. 274 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:05,574 It's-it's golden milk, a turmeric-based superfood. 275 00:12:05,598 --> 00:12:06,744 You want some? 276 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,511 No. As a, as a rule, 277 00:12:08,535 --> 00:12:10,688 I never have any turmeric before noon. 278 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:13,528 What's going on? 279 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:15,918 Well... 280 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,404 guess there ain't no right way to put this, Cap. 281 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:19,844 Uh... 282 00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:24,477 It's, uh, it's come to my attention recently that, uh... 283 00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:26,901 I have a son. 284 00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:29,334 As in? 285 00:12:29,358 --> 00:12:31,004 As in a masculine child. 286 00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:33,105 As in, a second child 287 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:35,025 other than your newborn baby daughter? 288 00:12:35,049 --> 00:12:37,865 Yeah. Actually, Charlie's my second 289 00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:41,105 because Wyatt preceded her by about 17 years. 290 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:44,185 And may I ask how Grace is taking this? 291 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,695 Well, I mean, yeah, it gave her a turn at first. 292 00:12:46,719 --> 00:12:47,875 But you know Grace, 293 00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:49,865 she's-she's living up to her name. 294 00:12:49,889 --> 00:12:52,455 It was actually her idea that we, uh... 295 00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:54,975 we host the boy this weekend to get to know him. 296 00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:56,625 And yet here you are. 297 00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:58,447 Yeah, here I am, hat in hand 298 00:12:58,471 --> 00:13:01,125 because, you know, that boy may have half of my DNA, 299 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,875 but apart from that, we don't have a lick in common. 300 00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:06,425 Well, I'm flattered that you came to me. 301 00:13:06,449 --> 00:13:08,715 I'm happy to share any hard-learned knowledge 302 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:11,215 I have about raising a young man. 303 00:13:11,239 --> 00:13:13,885 Well, I appreciate that, Cap, but... 304 00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:15,885 that's not really why I'm here. 305 00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:17,725 Why are you here? 306 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:20,575 Aliens. 307 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,199 - Aliens? - Yeah. 308 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:24,725 After hearing your little impromptu spiel the other night, 309 00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:27,586 I figured you know more about aliens than anybody I ever met. 310 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:31,415 No, not any more than any other card-carrying member MUFON. 311 00:13:31,439 --> 00:13:32,735 Why? 312 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,735 Well, so I was hoping 313 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,595 that you might take Wyatt and I 314 00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:41,095 on a little extraterrestrial spotting excursion. 315 00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:43,095 And I read on the Internet that they come back 316 00:13:43,119 --> 00:13:45,095 to the same places a lot because they're trying 317 00:13:45,119 --> 00:13:48,265 to set up their, uh, their landing pad? 318 00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:49,755 Well, that's true, Judd. 319 00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:54,595 But the real question is, do you believe in aliens? 320 00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:58,095 I got a 17-year-old Texas boy 321 00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:01,418 who doesn't eat meat and who's never fired a gun 322 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:03,644 that wasn't plugged into a video game console. 323 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:08,989 So, for me, that's about as alien as I can imagine. 324 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,125 Alright. We'll do it. 325 00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:14,947 I'll pack up my alien-huntin' gear. We'll go. 326 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:16,334 You, you got gear? 327 00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:17,999 Oh, do I have gear? 328 00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:24,885 I know this sounds crazy, but I think I've been cursed. 329 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:27,684 Nothing sounds crazy to the Skinny Lady. 330 00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:30,905 When I left my ex Julian, 331 00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:33,635 and he said that he would ruin my life, 332 00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:35,965 and ever since our divorce... 333 00:14:35,989 --> 00:14:39,805 I've been feeling, I don't know, different. 334 00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:42,245 Different how? 335 00:14:42,269 --> 00:14:46,929 Like, there is this pain, this sickness deep inside me. 336 00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:50,288 Like something is sucking my life force. 337 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,239 I found this. 338 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:57,699 It was under my bedroom window. 339 00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:00,525 Objecto maligno. 340 00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:02,505 Evil object. 341 00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:05,695 I think Julian used it to put a hex on me. 342 00:15:05,719 --> 00:15:07,685 But nobody'll believe me. 343 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,855 I believe you. 344 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,515 Your health flame is the weakest. 345 00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:14,175 And the black is the strongest. 346 00:15:14,199 --> 00:15:16,675 Black represents dark energy. 347 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,935 It is gathered all around you. 348 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,625 What can you do to fix it? 349 00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:23,215 I cannot. It is up to you. 350 00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:25,695 You've spent your relationship fearing this man Julian, 351 00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,753 - have you not? - Yes. 352 00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:30,139 That is the source of the curse's power. 353 00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:33,875 You must face your fear of him and confront the darkness. 354 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,574 That is the only way to break the curse. 355 00:15:36,598 --> 00:15:37,865 But I don't want to confront the darkness. 356 00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:39,365 That's why I came to you. 357 00:15:39,389 --> 00:15:43,289 Can't you do some sort of cleansing or... 358 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,385 Liza, are you alright? 359 00:15:48,409 --> 00:15:49,875 I... I... 360 00:15:57,601 --> 00:15:59,238 _ 361 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,145 _ 362 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,315 She's in here. Hurry! The curse has overtaken her! 363 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,865 This curse have any symptoms you can tell us about? 364 00:16:06,889 --> 00:16:09,575 The darkness is consuming her spirit! 365 00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:12,597 - Also, tentacles. - Tentacles? 366 00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:14,995 Oh. Tentacles. 367 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:16,915 Please just get it out of me! 368 00:16:16,939 --> 00:16:18,128 Please, just... 369 00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:19,515 Alright, alright. We'll do everything that we can. 370 00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:20,949 Okay. 371 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,080 - Her name? - Liza. 372 00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:26,622 Liza, I need you to hold still for me, okay? 373 00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:28,769 And you should close your eyes for this part. 374 00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:30,681 A little tug. 375 00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:34,085 Yeah. 376 00:16:34,109 --> 00:16:36,275 - Ah. - What is that? 377 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,506 Uh, roundworm, by the looks of it. 378 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:42,460 - Where did it come from? - One more. 379 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:47,700 Probably something that you ate. 380 00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:50,031 That's impossible. I eat clean. 381 00:16:50,055 --> 00:16:52,045 All organic, from farm-to-table. 382 00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:54,248 Clean and organic aren't always the same thing. 383 00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:57,239 Next time, wash your veggies thoroughly. 384 00:16:57,264 --> 00:17:00,000 Roundworm is transmitted through feces. 385 00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:01,170 What do you mean? 386 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,320 She's saying some other stuff 387 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:05,990 went from the farm to your table to... 388 00:17:06,014 --> 00:17:07,750 - Nancy. - You mean, I... 389 00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:09,340 Barf bag. 390 00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:11,490 Get it all out. 391 00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:14,440 - Cap. - Liza. 392 00:17:14,464 --> 00:17:17,270 - I can't... breathe. - Liza, are you okay? 393 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:19,000 She must have aspirated some of the material. 394 00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:20,924 - TK, track her O2 levels. - Okay. 395 00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:23,608 She's satting at 90, Cap. 396 00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:24,772 Her airway's blocked. 397 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:27,030 - Nancy, grab me the SEADUC. - Copy. 398 00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,790 She's tachycardic, Cap. 399 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,100 Cap, no pulse. 400 00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:31,270 Come on. 401 00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:34,034 Here we go. Here we go. 402 00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:47,244 - It should be clear. Anything? - Still nothing. 403 00:17:47,994 --> 00:17:50,290 Nancy, start compressions. 404 00:17:50,314 --> 00:17:52,333 Santisima Muerte, La Blanca, 405 00:17:52,357 --> 00:17:55,200 with your presence, you can fight all hexes and evil curses. 406 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,910 I ask that you separate Liza from that which crosses, 407 00:17:57,934 --> 00:17:59,655 that which is unclean. 408 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,150 By your great power, heal this woman! 409 00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:06,380 - We've got her back. - Oh, my God! 410 00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:07,404 Oh, my God! 411 00:18:08,574 --> 00:18:10,647 It's okay. It's alright, Liza. 412 00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:11,927 You're gonna be just fine. 413 00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:13,910 We're gonna take you to the hospital now, okay? 414 00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,220 Alright. 415 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:16,820 - TK? - Mm-hmm. 416 00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:18,740 Save that for Pathology. 417 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,060 And for my nightmares. 418 00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:21,807 It was just like you said, 419 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:24,820 the darkness came over me, but I fought back. 420 00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:25,900 Back to the light. 421 00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:27,900 The curse has been lifted. 422 00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:29,204 Thank you. 423 00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:36,993 _ 424 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,924 _ 425 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,030 Cap, isn't this about where that couple said 426 00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:08,303 they saw the, uh, little blue fellers? 427 00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:11,390 Cobalts, and technically they're not little. 428 00:19:11,414 --> 00:19:13,450 - It's the "Cobalts." - Oh, hang on. 429 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:15,540 - Gamma rays. - You foolin'? 430 00:19:15,564 --> 00:19:17,390 Yeah, no, I mean, it's nothing lethal or anything, but... 431 00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:19,869 ...something was here. 432 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,221 That's so cool. 433 00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:23,380 Alright, so I don't think we should go any further. 434 00:19:23,404 --> 00:19:24,789 We're downwind of it. 435 00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:27,027 We've got good cover and an unobstructed eye-line. 436 00:19:27,051 --> 00:19:30,161 I think this is a good place to set up our observation post. 437 00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:31,902 By set up our observation post, 438 00:19:31,926 --> 00:19:34,242 you mean kinda throw our blankets down here? 439 00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:35,496 Yeah. 440 00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:37,746 - Over here? - Yeah. 441 00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:43,692 So, Wyatt, you, uh... 442 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,252 You got like a girlfriend or anything up there in Waco? 443 00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:49,592 Uh, no, not really. 444 00:19:49,616 --> 00:19:50,612 Really? 445 00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,272 I thought you'd be kinda beatin' 'em back 446 00:19:52,296 --> 00:19:53,852 with a stick by now. 447 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:57,452 I mean, you know, unless you're not into girls, 448 00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:59,602 if you're into guys, there ain't nothing wrong with that. 449 00:19:59,626 --> 00:20:02,692 Uh, no, I like girls. I just, um... 450 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,052 I don't know. I guess I never really needed a stick. 451 00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:07,292 Hmm. 452 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,272 Snacks? Who wants snacks? 453 00:20:09,296 --> 00:20:10,612 Can't hunt aliens without snacks. 454 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:12,442 Well, yeah, unless it's jerky. 455 00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:14,206 Wyatt here is a, uh... 456 00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:16,392 he's a vegan. 457 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,782 - Oh, no way. - Yeah. 458 00:20:17,806 --> 00:20:19,622 Well, that's good. I tried to go vegan for a while, 459 00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:21,792 but a man can only eat so many beans. 460 00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:24,562 Well, you'd be amazed with what they could do with heme nowadays. 461 00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,312 It's funny you say that, I've been thinking about heme. 462 00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:27,462 I need to eat some more things with heme in it. 463 00:20:27,486 --> 00:20:28,707 You should do it. For sure. 464 00:20:28,731 --> 00:20:30,466 Heme's like a game changer. 465 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:33,222 It's he... heme? 466 00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:34,636 Soy leghemoglobin. 467 00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:37,972 Uh, yeah, it's... 468 00:20:37,996 --> 00:20:41,186 It's the stuff that makes veggie burgers bleed. 469 00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:47,402 Wait, why-why would you want your veggie burger to bleed? 470 00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:49,412 Don't that kinda defeat the point? 471 00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:50,592 - Uh... - Uh, well... 472 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,196 Uh, it's kinda hard to explain, I guess. 473 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:57,762 Alright. Who wants some teriyaki seaweed chips? 474 00:20:57,786 --> 00:20:59,922 Yeah, I love teriyaki seaweed chips. 475 00:20:59,946 --> 00:21:01,832 Where'd you find those? I could never find 'em anywhere. 476 00:21:01,856 --> 00:21:03,796 - Oh, I have my sources. - Oh, yeah? 477 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:06,966 Now we just sit back... 478 00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:09,716 watch the skies. 479 00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:21,606 Discúlpeme. 480 00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:26,905 I probably should have called to make an appointment. 481 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,842 I was expecting you. 482 00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:35,452 Today, you said that, um... 483 00:21:35,476 --> 00:21:37,472 You thought someone was trying to contact me, 484 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,646 and I believe that's true. 485 00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:44,568 Some things have been happening the past few nights. 486 00:21:45,817 --> 00:21:49,023 The lights in my house, they've been flickering. 487 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:51,108 - Flickering? - Not, um... 488 00:21:51,496 --> 00:21:53,302 Not just flickering, 489 00:21:53,326 --> 00:21:56,899 more like... signaling. 490 00:21:56,923 --> 00:21:58,402 Always in the same pattern. 491 00:21:58,426 --> 00:22:02,542 They blink once, then four times, then three. 492 00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:05,522 Do these numbers mean anything to you? 493 00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,542 I think it's my husband. 494 00:22:09,191 --> 00:22:11,511 He died last year. 495 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,412 When we first started dating, 496 00:22:13,436 --> 00:22:16,332 I was an EMT and Charles was a line cook 497 00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:19,662 and our shifts never synced up. 498 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,262 We barely even saw each other. 499 00:22:21,286 --> 00:22:25,242 But I had this blocky old-school pager 500 00:22:25,266 --> 00:22:30,756 and he would send me one, four, three. 501 00:22:31,592 --> 00:22:33,382 It's beeper code. 502 00:22:35,036 --> 00:22:36,881 It means I love you. 503 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:41,372 Our anniversary is tomorrow and... 504 00:22:41,396 --> 00:22:43,786 I think he's trying to get my attention. 505 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,566 What do you think he wants to say to you? 506 00:22:47,956 --> 00:22:49,102 No se. 507 00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:53,362 I... Maybe just that, that he loves me. 508 00:22:53,386 --> 00:22:54,942 Do you think there's more? 509 00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:56,196 I don't know. 510 00:22:58,636 --> 00:23:02,222 Okay, well, you said that I needed to listen. 511 00:23:02,246 --> 00:23:03,916 And I'm trying. 512 00:23:05,236 --> 00:23:06,472 Can you help me? 513 00:23:07,069 --> 00:23:10,369 Maybe he is not the one who needs to speak. 514 00:23:12,426 --> 00:23:16,132 Well, what do you suggest I do? 515 00:23:16,156 --> 00:23:18,047 Tomorrow is your anniversary. 516 00:23:18,936 --> 00:23:20,632 Treat like any other. 517 00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,816 Light some candles, put on nice clothes, 518 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,302 your best perfume, 519 00:23:25,326 --> 00:23:28,312 cook him his favorite meal. 520 00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:30,869 And then you tell him how you feel. 521 00:23:33,187 --> 00:23:37,152 You want me to cook my dead husband a porterhouse? 522 00:23:37,176 --> 00:23:39,596 Think of it as an offering. 523 00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:42,605 You can always eat the leftovers later. 524 00:23:44,573 --> 00:23:47,064 It's all in the congressional record. It's right there. 525 00:23:47,088 --> 00:23:49,324 A hundred and twenty unidentified aerial phenomenon, 526 00:23:49,348 --> 00:23:51,682 all by Navy pilots, and that's just in the last 20 years. 527 00:23:51,706 --> 00:23:52,939 No way. 528 00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:54,913 Those are the ones the Pentagon cops to. 529 00:23:54,937 --> 00:23:56,592 Now they're always near our nuclear facilities, 530 00:23:56,616 --> 00:23:58,262 always near our weapons platform. 531 00:23:58,286 --> 00:23:59,656 Do you think that's a coincidence? 532 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,807 Not anymore. 533 00:24:00,831 --> 00:24:03,095 Y'all are still talkin' about aliens? 534 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,096 Can you believe he's never heard of ancient astronauts? 535 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,516 Can you believe Captain Strand thinks 536 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,766 Martians built the pyramids? 537 00:24:07,790 --> 00:24:09,836 I-I never said that. Mars is a dead planet. 538 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:10,936 Alright. That's right, you did say that. 539 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,286 Alright, y'all are gonna have to 540 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:13,616 tell me about that in a minute. 541 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,355 I'm gonna go find me a cactus to water over here. 542 00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:19,349 Of course, Mars wasn't always dead planet. 543 00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:25,993 Oh... 544 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,796 Hey, Cap! 545 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:42,146 You might bring that Geiger counter over here. 546 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,376 Oh, I got it. 547 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,760 No, no, no, Wyatt, no, no! Stay there. 548 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,140 - I got it. - Oh! 549 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:54,289 What's going on? 550 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,890 Take a look. 551 00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:03,690 You think this is the work of your little green men? 552 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,726 No, I don't. 553 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,236 We gotta back up! 554 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,820 Come on. 555 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,974 _ 556 00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:17,998 _ 557 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:24,086 Y'all sure neither one of you touched any of the dead animals? 558 00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:26,416 No, I stayed back by the observation post. 559 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,606 The observation post? 560 00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:29,866 Yeah. It's that pile of clothes back over there. 561 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,926 And then me and Cap went in and we investigated, 562 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:34,477 but as soon as we saw that hog, we hightailed it out of there. 563 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:36,706 - Nobody got near it. - Sure you're okay, Dad? 564 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:38,016 Don't feel any stomach pain or a headache? 565 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,776 I'm a little caffeine-deprived, but no, no. 566 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,616 I'm feeling good. Thanks, son. 567 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,766 Alright. Well, nobody's spiking a fever. 568 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:45,936 I'm barely even getting BG-level radiation off them. 569 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,776 Does that mean we're gonna be okay? 570 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,866 It means it's safe to transfer you to the hospital, 571 00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:51,536 and there they'll take some tests 572 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,696 just to be certain. 573 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,726 Next time, try not to set up your weenie roast near a hot zone. 574 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:57,446 Well, that's the question, isn't it? 575 00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:58,786 Where did that radiation come from? 576 00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:01,396 Yeah, that's a mystery for the DOD to figure out. 577 00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:03,786 Grace said they're sending a containment team out soon. 578 00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:05,636 Alright. You might wanna leave your blankets and such there 579 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,165 for the cleanup crew 580 00:26:07,189 --> 00:26:08,846 and then we can all ride to St. Joe's together. 581 00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:10,966 Thank you, T. 582 00:26:10,990 --> 00:26:13,126 Hey, Grace. What's goin' on? 583 00:26:13,150 --> 00:26:15,076 You tell me. Did Tommy check y'all out yet? 584 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,966 Yeah, everybody's doing okay. 585 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:18,486 Might have been a different story if we wandered 586 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:19,806 a little further into the woods. 587 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:20,896 Gracie, this is Owen. 588 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,806 Any updates on the DOD cleanup crew? 589 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,416 No, and it doesn't seem like 590 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,976 they're gonna get there anytime soon. 591 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,025 - What else do they have to do? - I don't know. 592 00:26:28,049 --> 00:26:29,576 All I could get out of 'em is that they were dealing 593 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,422 with a classified situation down at Fort Sam Houston. 594 00:26:32,446 --> 00:26:34,406 Listen, I just checked our logs 595 00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:35,596 from the last three hours. 596 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,686 We've gotten three 9-1-1 calls 597 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:38,986 from within a two-mile radius 598 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:40,790 of where you're standing right now. 599 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,826 Well, what did they want? 600 00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:44,489 They were all hang-ups from a TracFone, 601 00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:46,673 which is probably why nobody paid much attention, 602 00:26:46,697 --> 00:26:48,846 but now I'm starting to think somebody's in trouble. 603 00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:51,856 Do we know where in the two-mile radius it was coming from? 604 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,946 Not really. 605 00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:54,836 It's all unincorporated land out there. 606 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:57,024 I do see three residential addresses. 607 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:59,286 I've tried calling all of 'em and nobody's picking up. 608 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:00,936 Alright, send us the addresses. 609 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,456 Captain Vega, gonna need some of your suits. 610 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:07,296 My meter's goin' crazy. 611 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,356 Mine too. I'm up to 200,000 microsieverts. 612 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:13,860 Mine's already at 220. Must be getting close to the source. 613 00:27:17,330 --> 00:27:18,716 Spooky. 614 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,120 This way. 615 00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:37,010 Tommy? 616 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:39,136 Got it. 617 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,890 Sir. Can you hear me? 618 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,386 Radiation burns. 619 00:27:46,410 --> 00:27:47,836 I can't find a pulse. 620 00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:50,070 Help... 621 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,326 It's okay. It's alright. 622 00:27:54,350 --> 00:27:55,986 We're here to help. 623 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:58,566 I have a patient here with acute radiation syndrome. 624 00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:00,496 Be prepared for decon and transport. 625 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,256 I think I found the source. 626 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,830 Oh, no. 627 00:28:07,923 --> 00:28:10,013 I think that's cesium chloride. 628 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,610 They use it in teletherapy machines for cancer treatments. 629 00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:19,426 The radioactivity makes it glow. 630 00:28:19,450 --> 00:28:21,391 Close proximity to this... 631 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:24,023 can kill you in a few days. 632 00:28:25,056 --> 00:28:26,996 How did it all end up here? 633 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 _ 634 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,936 Hey, ready to have your mind blown? 635 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,246 You know that old hospital in Lockhart? 636 00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:39,946 - Yeah? - Wren, feast your eyes on this haul. 637 00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,830 Oh. 638 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:43,668 Jasper, I... 639 00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:45,782 I know we're making found-object art, 640 00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:48,966 but is there ever a point we have found enough objects? 641 00:28:48,990 --> 00:28:50,830 Jimmied this thing out of it. 642 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:54,753 What is that? 643 00:28:54,886 --> 00:28:56,386 I know one way to find out. 644 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:17,406 Huh. 645 00:29:17,430 --> 00:29:18,496 Huh. 646 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,030 Wait, wait. 647 00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:25,596 Oh! 648 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:26,986 Wow! 649 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,979 Can we help you find something? 650 00:29:50,003 --> 00:29:52,182 Yeah, I am throwing a birthday party for my mom 651 00:29:52,206 --> 00:29:54,446 and I have been looking all over for a present, 652 00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:56,242 and I have a reputation to uphold. 653 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:58,686 Finding the perfect present is kinda my thing. 654 00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:00,686 Well, we have just the piece for you, 655 00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,910 - but it's pricey. - Oh. 656 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,220 We gotta save some of this for Burning Man. 657 00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:30,386 I feel... kinda funny. 658 00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:32,980 - Yeah. - Gonna get some air. 659 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:44,246 Aliens! 660 00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:46,598 - No, no. - Maybe we should sleep it off. 661 00:30:46,622 --> 00:30:48,666 Dammit, Caleb. 662 00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:50,926 Ma'am, this is very important. 663 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,035 Did anyone other than the two of you 664 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,095 come into contact with this powder? 665 00:30:56,477 --> 00:30:58,887 Cre... Credit... card. 666 00:30:58,912 --> 00:31:00,252 Credit card? 667 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,681 It's dated three days ago. 668 00:31:06,705 --> 00:31:08,674 Which means whoever signed that receipt... 669 00:31:08,699 --> 00:31:10,209 Is running out of time. 670 00:31:15,449 --> 00:31:16,875 Grace, we need your help. 671 00:31:16,899 --> 00:31:18,115 That's what I'm here for, Judd. What's going on? 672 00:31:18,139 --> 00:31:19,785 We believe some of that radioactive powder 673 00:31:19,809 --> 00:31:20,765 slipped out of the hot zone. 674 00:31:20,789 --> 00:31:21,855 Any idea how? 675 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:23,265 In the form of a birthday gift. 676 00:31:23,289 --> 00:31:25,105 A pendant filled with that powder. 677 00:31:25,129 --> 00:31:27,125 All we got on the woman that bought it 678 00:31:27,149 --> 00:31:28,535 is a receipt with a partial credit card number 679 00:31:28,559 --> 00:31:30,105 and a squiggle for a signature. 680 00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:32,475 Send me a photo. Imma try to get you a name and an address. 681 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:33,710 Grace, you gotta hurry, 682 00:31:33,734 --> 00:31:35,135 'cause I've seen what this stuff can do up close 683 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,375 if that gift changes hands. 684 00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:39,395 I got you. Listen, keep your phone on you. 685 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,635 Alright. Come on. 686 00:31:41,659 --> 00:31:43,998 Hi, thanks for calling Mills Credit Corp. 687 00:31:44,022 --> 00:31:45,185 - This is Holly. - Hi, Holly. 688 00:31:45,209 --> 00:31:46,476 My name is Grace, I'm calling from... 689 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,908 Our Mills team is experiencing 690 00:31:47,932 --> 00:31:49,714 a high volume of calls right now, 691 00:31:49,738 --> 00:31:51,645 so please hold and someone will be with you shortly. 692 00:32:05,261 --> 00:32:07,495 ? Happy birthday to you ? 693 00:32:07,519 --> 00:32:09,165 Here's a fresh mint julep for you, Mom. 694 00:32:09,189 --> 00:32:12,095 Oh. You don't have to liquor me up, Bev. 695 00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:13,575 - You're already in the will. - Oh! 696 00:32:14,859 --> 00:32:16,935 Mom, you ready to start the gifts? 697 00:32:16,959 --> 00:32:18,495 - Ah, yes? - Okay. 698 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,825 Um, why don't you pick out the one I should open first? 699 00:32:21,849 --> 00:32:23,925 - Okay. - Hmm. 700 00:32:23,949 --> 00:32:26,339 - Okay, now. - Okay. Let's see. 701 00:32:32,949 --> 00:32:34,628 Ugh. Human. 702 00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:36,595 Get me a human on the phone. 703 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:39,025 If this is about a billing issue with your credit card, 704 00:32:39,049 --> 00:32:41,479 please say or press eight now. 705 00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:47,625 Please hold while we transfer your call. 706 00:32:50,159 --> 00:32:52,115 Lord, please give me strength. 707 00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,965 - This one's from us. - Open this one next! 708 00:32:53,989 --> 00:32:56,365 - What is it? - Smell that. 709 00:32:56,389 --> 00:32:59,125 It's an aromatherapy machine. For scented oils. 710 00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:03,624 Hello, this is Dan. 711 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,885 Okay, Dan, listen, I'm trying to get the name and address 712 00:33:05,909 --> 00:33:09,315 of a card ending in nine-eight-six-five. 713 00:33:09,339 --> 00:33:11,197 Okay, let me see what we can do. 714 00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:12,710 Now to get started, I just need 715 00:33:12,734 --> 00:33:14,443 the three-digit pin number on the account. 716 00:33:14,467 --> 00:33:16,278 Pin number? I don't have the pin number. 717 00:33:16,302 --> 00:33:18,405 I'm not the cardholder. I'm calling from 9-1-1. 718 00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:20,972 Hmm. I'm afraid our corporate policy 719 00:33:20,996 --> 00:33:23,339 doesn't allow us to give out information without the pin number. 720 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,156 Dan, are you being serious right now? 721 00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:28,146 Your cardholder's life is in danger 722 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:30,086 and I really need you to help me. 723 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:32,921 You know what? I'm just gonna get my supervisor on the line. 724 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:34,486 Okay, Dan, listen, do not put me on... 725 00:33:37,030 --> 00:33:38,676 This is darling! 726 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,336 Open the kids' next, Mom. They're really excited. 727 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,156 Okay. Alright. 728 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,210 Excuse me. 729 00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:48,686 Ma'am? 730 00:33:48,710 --> 00:33:50,195 Yes, yes, I'm here. 731 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,186 Okay, I just got my supervisor Gloria on the line. 732 00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:54,336 Gloria, listen, my name is Grace Ryder. 733 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,506 I'm calling from Austin Emergency Services. 734 00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:59,346 I have an emergency and I'm urgently trying to get 735 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,676 the name and address for a Texas-based customer 736 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,676 whose card ends in nine-eight-six-five. 737 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,196 My goodness, of course. 738 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:06,866 We'll get that taken care of right away. 739 00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:09,206 - Thank you very much. - I just need 740 00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:11,296 the three-digit pin number on the account. 741 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,446 I don't have that. 742 00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:13,706 And the only three-digit number 743 00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:16,876 you should be concerned about, Gloria, is 9-1-1. 744 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:20,306 My associate Dan should have explained our corporate policy. 745 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,198 - Unfortunately we're not... - Yes, he explained it. 746 00:34:22,222 --> 00:34:24,146 And I don't give a damn about your corporate policy. 747 00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:25,976 A lot of people are going to die 748 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,296 if they haven't already. 749 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,876 Last one, Mom. 750 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,704 - Oh! - And it's from me. 751 00:34:30,728 --> 00:34:33,546 You are aware that these calls are being recorded, correct? 752 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:36,466 Yes, we record all our calls, corporate policy. 753 00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:38,546 And you know what? We record our calls also. 754 00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:40,716 What do you think is gonna happen to the two of you 755 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:42,646 when I make a TikTok out of this call 756 00:34:42,670 --> 00:34:46,316 and the entire world hears that neither Gloria nor Dan 757 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:49,406 lifted a finger to help prevent a mass casualty event? 758 00:34:49,430 --> 00:34:51,312 Do you think anybody is going to care 759 00:34:51,336 --> 00:34:53,740 that you were just following corporate policy, Gloria? 760 00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,531 Her name is Beverly Gordon. 761 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:19,517 May we come in? 762 00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:21,257 Oh, what's going on? 763 00:35:21,281 --> 00:35:23,107 Alright, everybody, take it easy, relax. 764 00:35:23,131 --> 00:35:24,849 We're fire department, don't move. 765 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:27,130 - What's going on here? - No need for concern. 766 00:35:27,154 --> 00:35:29,357 We have reason to believe that you are in possession 767 00:35:29,381 --> 00:35:30,877 of radioactive material. 768 00:35:30,901 --> 00:35:32,505 Radioactive? What the hell? 769 00:35:33,901 --> 00:35:35,197 My Geiger's going off. 770 00:35:35,221 --> 00:35:36,777 That. What is that? 771 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,547 That's my gift. 772 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,297 Ma'am, hold as still as you can. 773 00:35:41,321 --> 00:35:43,117 Let's put it in the container box. 774 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,268 Okay, nice and easy. 775 00:35:46,141 --> 00:35:47,037 Much obliged. 776 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,637 How did they even know? 777 00:35:48,661 --> 00:35:51,377 I didn't know, Mom. I just thought it was a cute necklace. 778 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:53,977 We're sorry for the interruption but you all have to evacuate. 779 00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:56,075 - Are we safe? - Yes, you should be fine. 780 00:35:56,099 --> 00:35:59,147 We just need to strip you down for decon. Just to be sure. 781 00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:00,674 Strip us down? What... 782 00:36:00,698 --> 00:36:02,137 - Is it your birthday? - Yes. 783 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:03,907 - Happy birthday. - Uh... Thank you. 784 00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:05,101 Please. 785 00:36:10,161 --> 00:36:12,327 Hey, everybody. I'm home. 786 00:36:12,351 --> 00:36:13,977 Well, let me help you with those. 787 00:36:14,001 --> 00:36:15,817 Okay. Thank you. 788 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,237 Okay. 789 00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:19,427 Oh. Beef tenderloins. 790 00:36:19,451 --> 00:36:21,077 Planning on company tonight? 791 00:36:21,101 --> 00:36:22,157 Something like that. 792 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:24,427 Good for you, Mrs. Vega. 793 00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:27,327 Hey, girls, it's time to go! 794 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,997 Thank you so much for taking them tonight. 795 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,984 They love spending time with you. 796 00:36:32,008 --> 00:36:35,347 And don't worry, Disney movies only tonight. 797 00:36:35,371 --> 00:36:37,427 - Nothing with a pirate. - Oh, yeah. 798 00:36:37,451 --> 00:36:38,667 Okay. 799 00:36:38,691 --> 00:36:41,507 Hey, I think you're gonna be glad to know 800 00:36:41,531 --> 00:36:45,347 that your ghost is officially busted. 801 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:46,697 Uh... Okay. 802 00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:49,197 Well, what do... what does that mean? 803 00:36:49,221 --> 00:36:52,187 Okay, my son-in-law is an electrician. 804 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:53,187 I hope it's okay, 805 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,607 but I had him stop over today to check out your wiring. 806 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:59,207 It seems somebody had been nibbling on them. 807 00:36:59,231 --> 00:37:01,877 That's why the fluttering. 808 00:37:01,901 --> 00:37:03,357 It was mice. 809 00:37:03,381 --> 00:37:04,957 We heard one in the wall. 810 00:37:04,981 --> 00:37:05,967 You were right, Mom. 811 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,287 There's no ghost. 812 00:37:07,311 --> 00:37:08,808 I called the exterminator. 813 00:37:08,832 --> 00:37:10,106 They're coming on Monday. 814 00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,297 Well, I-I appreciate that, Mrs. Beasley. Thank you. 815 00:37:12,321 --> 00:37:15,037 - Say good night, girls. - Okay. Niñas, come here. 816 00:37:15,061 --> 00:37:16,477 Hmm. Mwah. 817 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,647 Mwah, I love you. 818 00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:20,631 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, babies. 819 00:37:33,341 --> 00:37:35,397 Watch out. 820 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:37,167 Can you tell me how you're doing that move? 821 00:37:37,191 --> 00:37:38,987 I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you. 822 00:37:39,941 --> 00:37:41,464 Hey, babe. 823 00:37:41,488 --> 00:37:44,067 There is vegetable lasagne in the fridge. 824 00:37:44,091 --> 00:37:45,917 I'm sorry I'm so late. 825 00:37:45,941 --> 00:37:47,407 The DOD finally showed up 826 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,327 and we had to spend another eight hours 827 00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,077 going through debriefs. 828 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:53,407 - Hmm. - It's no big deal. 829 00:37:53,431 --> 00:37:55,167 Mrs. Ryder and I have been having fun. 830 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:57,077 No, it is a big deal. 831 00:37:57,101 --> 00:37:58,587 I missed your whole last day, 832 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:01,984 and that was our last chance to redeem this whole visit. 833 00:38:02,223 --> 00:38:04,690 What are you talking about? I've been having a great time. 834 00:38:06,111 --> 00:38:07,277 You heard what he said? 835 00:38:07,547 --> 00:38:08,967 He had a good time. 836 00:38:10,801 --> 00:38:12,117 Yeah, really? 837 00:38:12,141 --> 00:38:13,537 Yeah, really. 838 00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:15,937 Going alien hunting... 839 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,752 Finding a hot zone with your hilarious captain. 840 00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,532 Yeah, thank God for Owen Strand 841 00:38:20,556 --> 00:38:23,937 'cause he... he saved my radioactive bacon. 842 00:38:23,961 --> 00:38:25,367 What do you mean? 843 00:38:25,391 --> 00:38:27,107 I just mean, if it hadn't been for him, 844 00:38:27,131 --> 00:38:28,790 you know, your whole, uh... 845 00:38:30,061 --> 00:38:31,377 whole trip would've been ruined. 846 00:38:31,401 --> 00:38:34,207 No. No, this was the best weekend of my life 847 00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:35,791 because of you. 848 00:38:37,071 --> 00:38:38,671 What are you talkin' about? 849 00:38:40,514 --> 00:38:43,204 I've always wanted to go camping with my dad. 850 00:38:44,043 --> 00:38:45,343 Now I have. 851 00:38:46,808 --> 00:38:48,967 I don't... I don't know if we can rightly call 852 00:38:48,991 --> 00:38:49,987 what we did camping. 853 00:38:50,011 --> 00:38:51,821 Judd. 854 00:38:52,313 --> 00:38:55,141 You stayed outside till the sun came up, did you not? 855 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,227 Yeah. 856 00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,803 Okay, sweetheart, then you went camping. 857 00:39:01,441 --> 00:39:03,907 Well, I'm... 858 00:39:03,931 --> 00:39:05,317 Well, next time, uh, 859 00:39:05,341 --> 00:39:07,421 next time we'll go to my Uncle Cash's... 860 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:11,291 Actually, it would actually be your Great Uncle Cash's ranch. 861 00:39:11,941 --> 00:39:13,487 And they got sunsets there 862 00:39:13,511 --> 00:39:16,177 that are too pretty for postcards. 863 00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:18,847 Yeah. Yeah, that would be really cool. 864 00:39:18,871 --> 00:39:19,997 - Yeah? - Yeah. 865 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:21,021 Alright. 866 00:39:22,131 --> 00:39:25,837 Well, um, I'm sure he's tired of losing. 867 00:39:25,861 --> 00:39:27,857 Imma let you take a turn. 868 00:39:27,881 --> 00:39:29,007 I will check on the baby. 869 00:39:29,031 --> 00:39:30,287 Look at me. 870 00:39:30,311 --> 00:39:32,377 Do not go easy on him because he's your father. 871 00:39:32,401 --> 00:39:34,007 Do you hear me? 872 00:39:34,031 --> 00:39:35,197 Get out. 873 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:37,550 I won't, Mrs. Ryder. 874 00:39:38,206 --> 00:39:39,516 Wyatt. 875 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,110 Call me Grace, okay? 876 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:46,801 Y'all have fun. 877 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:51,926 So what's he like, Uncle Cash? 878 00:39:52,981 --> 00:39:55,710 Uh... Well, he's a salty old cuss 879 00:39:55,734 --> 00:39:58,891 and most of the time he's drunk as a skunk, so... 880 00:39:59,217 --> 00:40:00,427 I think you'll like him. 881 00:40:01,171 --> 00:40:02,477 Can't wait. 882 00:40:38,711 --> 00:40:40,407 So... 883 00:40:40,843 --> 00:40:43,203 I guess we're really doing this, husband. 884 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:47,507 Oh, it's not to your level. 885 00:40:47,531 --> 00:40:51,017 But I basted the hell out of that steak. 886 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,940 And I think you're going to like it. 887 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:56,777 I... I think you would... 888 00:40:56,801 --> 00:40:58,101 have liked it. 889 00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:02,187 And I don't know 890 00:41:02,211 --> 00:41:04,195 how this is supposed to go. 891 00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:09,030 Oh. Um... 892 00:41:11,411 --> 00:41:12,531 Charles... 893 00:41:13,481 --> 00:41:15,277 we miss you. 894 00:41:15,734 --> 00:41:17,844 A whole hell of a lot. 895 00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:20,453 And we're gonna be alright. 896 00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:23,010 We're good. 897 00:41:24,921 --> 00:41:28,797 And that's not entirely true. 898 00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:29,821 Um... 899 00:41:31,627 --> 00:41:34,777 I'm not always good. 900 00:41:37,283 --> 00:41:38,833 I lie awake at night... 901 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,037 wondering... 902 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,514 "Would things be different 903 00:41:44,538 --> 00:41:48,401 if I had just come home just-just an hour earlier?" 904 00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:53,163 Did you suffer? 905 00:41:55,374 --> 00:41:57,624 Are you still suffering? 906 00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:02,121 It kills me. 907 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,900 It still kills me. 908 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:13,340 Charles, if you're here with me right now, 909 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:16,267 could you give me a sign? 910 00:42:16,777 --> 00:42:19,247 Could you make the lights flicker? 911 00:42:21,201 --> 00:42:22,431 Please? 912 00:42:35,551 --> 00:42:36,697 I blame you. 913 00:42:37,987 --> 00:42:40,107 You couldn't catch one lousy mouse? 914 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:24,000 CREDITS