1 00:01:26,313 --> 00:01:27,359 Jordan! 2 00:01:27,385 --> 00:01:31,424 www.subtitulamos.tv 3 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:32,523 What are you wearing? 4 00:01:32,549 --> 00:01:34,687 I'm fully clothed. 5 00:01:34,713 --> 00:01:36,248 You're supposed to tell the truth? 6 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,415 Well, I don't know. 7 00:01:38,937 --> 00:01:42,012 - It would be weird to backtrack on that now, though. - OK. Well. 8 00:01:42,038 --> 00:01:44,843 Then, I would like to... 9 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:47,668 take off that top. 10 00:01:47,701 --> 00:01:52,264 And sort of just then, then just rip it off, 11 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:58,265 and see that big old chest. 12 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:02,749 Was that the end of that sentence? 13 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,640 I'm going to say I feel like I prefer having sex face-to-face, 14 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:09,335 it just feels like bringing words into it, 15 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,491 it just feels very sinister. 16 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:14,455 - Come on. - Fine, OK, fine, fine. 17 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:18,255 Further to my original point, then, 18 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,975 I would then like to take off my top. 19 00:02:21,094 --> 00:02:23,647 - Nice. - And then I would 20 00:02:24,449 --> 00:02:26,515 kiss your face. 21 00:02:28,054 --> 00:02:29,504 I... My gosh, this is so weird, 22 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,015 I literally can't picture your face right now, that is so weird. 23 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,515 I've only been away for, like, two days. 24 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,952 I think it's just, you know what, I struggle with the language, 25 00:02:35,978 --> 00:02:37,968 that's what I struggle with. Hang on, hang on. 26 00:02:37,994 --> 00:02:40,062 - Give me a min. - What are you doing? 27 00:02:40,163 --> 00:02:41,975 Going on thesaurus.com. 28 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,723 - That's actually quite a good idea. - OK. So, 29 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:47,335 I'm going to take off my top and show you 30 00:02:47,361 --> 00:02:50,202 my unveiled bosom. 31 00:02:50,228 --> 00:02:53,116 - That's not great. - Weirdly that sort of gets me going. 32 00:02:53,142 --> 00:02:55,282 Hang on, I think someone's calling me. That's my food. 33 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,782 I'll call you back, hang on, I'll put you on hold. 34 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:59,681 Hi, I'll just be right down. 35 00:02:59,707 --> 00:03:01,774 - Jessie? - Hello. 36 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,024 Hi. 37 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,040 Bibimbap? 38 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,071 It's Ben. 39 00:03:10,547 --> 00:03:11,750 Hi. 40 00:03:12,665 --> 00:03:14,180 Is everything OK? 41 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:17,017 I didn't have your number saved... 42 00:03:17,043 --> 00:03:18,458 Sorry for calling. 43 00:03:18,484 --> 00:03:21,071 Nan died this morning. 44 00:03:21,399 --> 00:03:22,618 Yeah, so... 45 00:03:22,644 --> 00:03:24,979 I'm so... Fuck, I'm sorry. Sorry. 46 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,274 Just thought you'd want to know. 47 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:30,360 The funeral is on Monday 48 00:03:30,493 --> 00:03:32,142 and you totally don't have to come 49 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,681 but the family would love to see you. 50 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,681 That wouldn't be weird if I came? 51 00:03:37,707 --> 00:03:39,821 No, not at all, 52 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:41,360 unless you thought it would be weird. 53 00:03:42,044 --> 00:03:43,806 Steve's going to be there. 54 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:47,202 Yeah, OK, yeah, I'll... Yeah. 55 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,321 OK? 56 00:03:50,003 --> 00:03:51,977 Thanks for answering, Jessie. 57 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,673 No, of course. Yeah. 58 00:03:56,649 --> 00:03:58,712 - Bye. - Bye. 59 00:04:03,281 --> 00:04:04,400 Hi. 60 00:04:04,426 --> 00:04:07,495 Hope you're ready to receive my hardened monument. 61 00:04:07,845 --> 00:04:08,975 God. 62 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,790 I know, I was pretty excited about that one. 63 00:04:10,816 --> 00:04:15,032 No, I'm sorry, that was, that was Ben on the phone. 64 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:19,852 - As in "Ben" Ben? - Yeah. 65 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,477 His nan just died so... 66 00:04:24,051 --> 00:04:25,125 Shit. 67 00:04:25,712 --> 00:04:28,782 - You OK? - No, I'm, I'm fine, no, no, no, yeah, it's just I'm... 68 00:04:29,571 --> 00:04:33,142 I think my food is going to be here soon though so I, 69 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:35,543 can I... Shall I call you tomorrow? 70 00:04:35,569 --> 00:04:38,649 Yeah, that's fine, I should probably go run my lines. 71 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:41,806 OK, I'll... I'll call, I'll call you then. 72 00:04:42,295 --> 00:04:43,844 - Bye. - Bye. 73 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,457 Yeah? What do you think? 74 00:04:57,501 --> 00:04:58,634 What do... 75 00:04:58,876 --> 00:05:02,048 - Should I wear a beret? I don't... - I do not support this. 76 00:05:02,074 --> 00:05:04,681 I'm not going for Ben, OK? I'm going for his nan. 77 00:05:04,707 --> 00:05:06,626 She was great. He sucks. 78 00:05:06,652 --> 00:05:09,575 Look, he is a ghost from your past. 79 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,575 Ghosts from the past are supposed to visit you, 80 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,360 not the other way around. 81 00:05:14,071 --> 00:05:16,548 God! You freak me out the way you react to that 82 00:05:16,574 --> 00:05:18,775 - so just chill out, OK. - Jesus. 83 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,592 It's fine. I'm going to go in, I'm going to get out, 84 00:05:21,618 --> 00:05:23,811 it'll be fine. I will avoid him at all costs, 85 00:05:23,837 --> 00:05:27,032 - I literally won't even stay for long. - Good. Fuck that guy. 86 00:05:27,058 --> 00:05:29,725 My God, these tights, they shrunk in the wash. 87 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,045 - Well, go and change them. - I can't. 88 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:33,399 They're going to be dropping down all day. You will regret it. 89 00:05:33,425 --> 00:05:35,670 - Saggy tights, man. - No, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. 90 00:05:35,696 --> 00:05:37,743 - Hang on. - What? What? 91 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:39,337 Thank you. 92 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:41,557 - Have a good day. Kind of. - I will. Bye. 93 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:42,962 Love you, bye. 94 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,092 Right, very nice, very nice. Sorry, Jonathan. 95 00:05:47,118 --> 00:05:49,787 Very nice. All right, can I have all my cast gather round? 96 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:51,201 Jonathan, go down there, please, mate. 97 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,712 I just want to have a little chat with everyone 98 00:05:53,738 --> 00:05:56,734 about what is, what's going to be happening. 99 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,485 Tom, when you're ready, please, mate. 100 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:03,335 So, all right, yeah, so I hope you all had a lovely weekend. 101 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,735 I'm sorry I couldn't be there on Friday, 102 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,375 but I hope you all had a pint in my absence. 103 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,548 God knows you fucking deserved it, my God. 104 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:12,806 But finally, finally, we have the big man himself, 105 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:14,895 our leading man, Mr Tom Kapoor. 106 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,095 Hey, guys. 107 00:06:16,282 --> 00:06:18,931 Yeah, all right, not too much, don't give him a big head. 108 00:06:19,554 --> 00:06:21,049 Do you want to make a speech, Tom? 109 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:23,415 Don't let any of these bastards put you off. Mike... 110 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,048 I am looking at you. 111 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,352 Go on. 112 00:06:27,446 --> 00:06:30,352 Just want to say thanks for having me. 113 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,476 Can't wait to get to know everyone, and... 114 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,357 yeah, hope we have a really fun time... 115 00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:42,612 telling this violent, violent story. 116 00:06:44,308 --> 00:06:47,043 That's really nicely put, mate. Well done. 117 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,827 All right, shall we go back? Jonathan, back there. 118 00:06:49,853 --> 00:06:52,741 What were you saying? Right, yeah, cool. 119 00:06:54,257 --> 00:06:55,459 Babe. 120 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,919 Babe, which tie? Which one? 121 00:06:58,945 --> 00:07:00,455 Why did you bring so many ties? 122 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,421 Cos I didn't know what sort of funeral it was going to be. 123 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:06,038 Like, a sad one or like a "Hey, they lived a full life, let's celebrate," kind of thing. 124 00:07:06,064 --> 00:07:07,187 How long is a funeral? 125 00:07:07,213 --> 00:07:09,656 I don't know, it depends on how sad people are. 126 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,679 God, it's a shame Tom couldn't come. 127 00:07:11,968 --> 00:07:13,685 Not really, that'd be weird. 128 00:07:13,711 --> 00:07:15,535 - Did you tell him how sad we were that we couldn't make - Don't... 129 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,208 - his New Year's party? - This is pathetic. 130 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:19,552 Just because if he's having another party I wouldn't want him to think 131 00:07:19,578 --> 00:07:21,453 - that we wouldn't come cos we totally would. - Do you want to marry Tom? 132 00:07:21,479 --> 00:07:23,492 Cos I can give you this ring back. 133 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,415 No, I want to marry you. 134 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,023 What do you want the tie to say? 135 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,895 I'm sorry for your loss, 136 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,117 and I can only stay for an hour max. 137 00:07:33,558 --> 00:07:34,961 - Blue. - Yeah. 138 00:07:43,562 --> 00:07:46,757 Don't sit at the front, that's for families... 139 00:07:46,783 --> 00:07:49,000 and mistresses. Just sit there. 140 00:07:56,875 --> 00:08:00,351 God, even the back of his head makes me angry. 141 00:08:00,531 --> 00:08:01,687 Sorry. 142 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,156 Sorry. 143 00:08:07,325 --> 00:08:08,500 What? 144 00:08:09,211 --> 00:08:11,985 This, this... This isn't Ben's nan. 145 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:15,382 - Yes, it is. - Well, it's not the one I like. 146 00:08:15,408 --> 00:08:16,875 That one had it in for me. 147 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:19,265 - Where's the body? - My God. 148 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,935 He's catfished me with a dead grandmother. 149 00:08:22,351 --> 00:08:24,143 I'm sorry, my... OK. 150 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:27,882 My voice is naturally resonant so I will... 151 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,406 - OK, sorry, sorry, that, that was on me. - Turn it off. 152 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:36,168 I'm trying, I'm trying. 153 00:08:36,203 --> 00:08:38,570 Sorry. Sorry. 154 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,867 Hey, you've reached Jessie's phone, 155 00:08:51,893 --> 00:08:54,255 I don't check these messages so please don't leave one. 156 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,102 Hey, it's me. 157 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,727 You're probably at the funeral now. Sorry. 158 00:09:00,048 --> 00:09:01,717 Hope it's going well. 159 00:09:02,053 --> 00:09:04,013 I mean, for a funeral. 160 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:06,021 I don't... Shit, I've got to go. 161 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,836 - Hello, buddy, you all right? - Yeah. How you doing, yeah? 162 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,563 Yeah, yeah, good. Listen, I don't want to be the one 163 00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:11,852 to tell the star what to do but we have actually established 164 00:09:11,877 --> 00:09:14,263 - a zero-screen policy on set. - OK. 165 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:16,568 - It's just so we all stay a bit more connected, you know? - Yeah. 166 00:09:16,594 --> 00:09:18,610 Yeah. Better get rid of that then. 167 00:09:18,636 --> 00:09:19,625 - No, I need this. - Right. 168 00:09:19,651 --> 00:09:21,490 Listen, I want to talk about this scene. All right? 169 00:09:21,516 --> 00:09:24,152 Now this, this is an important scene this next one, isn't it? 170 00:09:24,178 --> 00:09:27,214 Yeah, yeah, definitely, I mean, it's all there in the script. 171 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,378 Thank you so much. 172 00:09:28,404 --> 00:09:30,455 So, obviously we've just had that sequence with your best friend, 173 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,455 who got shot in the face point-blank but survived. 174 00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:35,233 - Awful stuff. Shocking. So, remember to drive that all through. - Yeah, absolutely. 175 00:09:35,258 --> 00:09:37,061 And I know this is a lot for your first scene, 176 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:39,358 I'm sure you're probably used to a lot more time but... 177 00:09:39,384 --> 00:09:40,897 - No, no, no, I'm ready. - Yeah? 178 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:43,338 - Yeah, yeah, let's do it. - That's what I fucking love to hear. 179 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,552 - Great. I'm happy. - Yeah? 180 00:09:45,578 --> 00:09:47,261 Go on, then, fuck off. 181 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,415 Now, who's got my little chair? 182 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:52,855 Where's my little chair? Oi, Mike! He's got my fuckin' chair, ain't he? 183 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,662 - Get me a chair now, please. - Does anyone have eyes on Dave's chair? 184 00:09:57,615 --> 00:09:59,735 May I have a cup of tea, please? 185 00:10:00,537 --> 00:10:02,945 Yeah, you know what, have this one. 186 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,529 Thank you. 187 00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:08,498 Milk and one sugar. 188 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,662 No, I'm not the... 189 00:10:12,209 --> 00:10:14,342 - One sugar. - That's what I said. 190 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:25,590 Hi. 191 00:10:26,238 --> 00:10:28,012 Hi. Sorry. 192 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,375 - You stocking up for winter? - No. 193 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,613 - Should leave you be. - No, that's right. 194 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:35,699 Well, right, great. 195 00:10:36,058 --> 00:10:38,193 - Great spread. - Thanks. 196 00:10:38,219 --> 00:10:40,884 And thanks for coming. 197 00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:43,335 Thanks for having me. 198 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,785 Yeah, my pleasure. 199 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,775 I didn't know you owned anything black. 200 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,965 No, this is.... I don't, this is from a Halloween costume. 201 00:10:51,991 --> 00:10:55,473 - I thought I recognised it. - Yeah. Yeah. 202 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,527 You know, 203 00:10:59,301 --> 00:11:02,473 I thought it was Nana Cheryl that died. 204 00:11:02,499 --> 00:11:03,980 - Really? - Yeah. 205 00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:05,743 No, she's doing great. 206 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,004 - She's just started salsa classes. - That's great, cool. 207 00:11:10,176 --> 00:11:13,465 I feel like you could've been more clear about that on the phone. 208 00:11:14,051 --> 00:11:16,441 Well, I'm so sorry that the wrong nana died for you. 209 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,129 No, I didn't, I didn't mean it like... I didn't mean that, 210 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,863 - mean it like that. - I'm really glad that you came. 211 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,910 - Shall we hug or...? - I'm, I mean, yeah, sorry... 212 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:30,902 Sorry. 213 00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:34,168 - Lot of food there. - Yeah. 214 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,871 I might just put some of this down. 215 00:11:38,082 --> 00:11:39,676 Have you got... Yeah. 216 00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:41,121 Yeah, I've got it. 217 00:11:41,496 --> 00:11:43,160 - Cut. - Cut there. 218 00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:45,161 Come on! 219 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,056 Sorry, I've just... 220 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,816 - I'm not clear on what it is you want. - No, no, honestly, we are really close. 221 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,695 Jonathan, that was excellent, mate. 222 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,095 Mate, I'm not trying to be difficult 223 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,644 but I feel like we got something three takes ago. 224 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:57,988 No, what I have got is an actor acting. 225 00:11:58,066 --> 00:12:01,441 - OK, and that's not what you want? - No, no, no, ma-ma-ma-mate. 226 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,509 All right. You've got this. OK? 227 00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:06,228 I've seen it. I just need you to really go there. 228 00:12:06,254 --> 00:12:09,634 I feel like I am going there, I just want to know specifically what you want. 229 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,367 Just fucking go for it. 230 00:12:11,393 --> 00:12:14,254 - Just, just go for it, yeah? Just go again. Just go over and over. - Stop fucking crying about it, you big baby. 231 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,580 Can you do that for me? Just one more, one more, that's all I want, one more. 232 00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:18,086 Just fucking one more. 233 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,622 OK. 234 00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:35,206 Hey, you've reached Jessie's phone, I don't check these messages... 235 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,213 - Come on... - so please don't leave one. 236 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:39,963 Hey, it's me again. 237 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:43,424 I don't know why I'm leaving you another message but... 238 00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:47,573 I'm having a pretty terrible day so far. 239 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:48,945 Yeah. 240 00:12:48,971 --> 00:12:51,690 I think the director's gaslighting me. 241 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:56,338 Either that or he thinks I'm an awful actor, so... 242 00:12:56,721 --> 00:12:59,799 Did I use gaslighting right? I don't know. 243 00:13:00,038 --> 00:13:03,979 Anyway, how are you? How's the funeral? 244 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,518 You and Ben back together again? 245 00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:12,535 Sorry, that was a joke, obviously. 246 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:16,018 I know that you and Ben aren't getting back together.... 247 00:13:16,442 --> 00:13:18,104 Have fun. 248 00:13:23,442 --> 00:13:24,742 Yeah? 249 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:26,388 - Tom? - Hey. 250 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,906 Can I get you into make up? 251 00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:29,188 Yeah. 252 00:13:32,588 --> 00:13:34,898 - Thanks, Tom. - Thank you. 253 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,922 - Michelle. - Yes. I remembered. 254 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,199 Top marks. 255 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,422 - Can I get you anything? - No, you're good. 256 00:13:41,547 --> 00:13:42,617 Hey, 257 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,961 I wasn't being a diva on set, was I? 258 00:13:45,987 --> 00:13:47,842 No. I've seen worse. 259 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,273 If it helps, I think the director's marriage is on the rocks. 260 00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:52,997 That really does help, yeah. 261 00:13:53,023 --> 00:13:55,367 - Don't get me fired for saying that. - Yeah, don't worry. 262 00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:56,805 I'll see you after work. 263 00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:59,359 I think someone's taking me back to the hotel. 264 00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:01,391 Yeah, that someone's me. 265 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:04,235 - OK. - Did you think I was hitting on you? 266 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,155 - No, I... - You did. 267 00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:07,970 You thought I was hitting on you. 268 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,115 - How are the parents? - They're good. 269 00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:17,015 They're not that annoyed that I stayed in London 270 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,391 so that's kind of insulting. 271 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,345 - Does your dad still collect driftwood? - Yeah, yeah. 272 00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:23,579 He makes sculptures out of them now. 273 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,056 God, sorry, that's awful. 274 00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:27,469 Yeah. 275 00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:29,696 So, why did you stay? 276 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:31,641 No comment. 277 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,135 Do I know him? 278 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,891 No, you don't know him. 279 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,985 You know like five people. 280 00:14:39,576 --> 00:14:43,860 Oof, he's older than I thought, but I'm happy for you. 281 00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:46,371 His mind is still so sharp, though, you know? 282 00:14:46,397 --> 00:14:47,871 That's why I love him. 283 00:14:48,077 --> 00:14:49,871 Great party, man. 284 00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,935 OK. Are you coming back to Mum's? 285 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,015 No, we have to be back in London. It's our anniversary. 286 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,578 God, is it? That's why we have that booking? 287 00:14:58,604 --> 00:15:01,375 Yeah, cos that's why I gave you the card this morning and... 288 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,836 - You in? - I thought you were just giving me a nice card, 289 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,797 I mean, you're more than welcome to. 290 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,797 The family would love to see you. 291 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,649 They're still upset that they lost you in the divorce. 292 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:13,539 - Unless you... - *** remind me... 293 00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:14,868 Are you coming? 294 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:19,569 I might stick around, yeah. I'll catch a later train. 295 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:23,575 OK. Well, we better make a move. See you, man. 296 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,775 - See you. - Yeah, sorry for your loss, gone too soon. 297 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,759 - I thought our anniversary was in August. - No, that's my birthday. 298 00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:30,656 But then why did I buy you a present? 299 00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:33,241 - It's true, it's true. - No way. 300 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,118 And because he's still mic'd up, the whole crew 301 00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:37,344 can just hear him sobbing in the bathroom. 302 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,508 No. That's unbelievable. 303 00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:42,461 Well, here we are, Mr Kapoor. 304 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,274 Be sure to give me five stars, won't you? 305 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,188 Can I ask you a potentially weird question? 306 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,399 Intriguing. Sure. 307 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:54,813 Would you go to your ex's nan's funeral? 308 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,516 Only if I wanted to fuck them. 309 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,735 OK. 310 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:02,625 Right, well, have a good night 311 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,891 and thanks for the lift. 312 00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:07,414 Unless you want to grab a drink? 313 00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:11,352 I know for a fact your hotel bar serves a deliciously lukewarm pint. 314 00:16:12,024 --> 00:16:13,935 I should probably take a look at the scripts, 315 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,672 these lines aren't going to butcher themselves. 316 00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:18,086 This is me hitting on you, by the way. 317 00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:22,117 I'm flattered but I have a girlfriend. 318 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,490 Classic diva behaviour. 319 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,975 - I'll see you tomorrow. - OK. 320 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:28,343 Yeah. 321 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,343 All right, are you ready? 322 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,022 - Yes, I'm ready. - OK. 323 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,436 - Are you really ready? - Yeah, yeah. 324 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,108 Right. 325 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,335 - Good morning, Ben. - Good morning. 326 00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,319 It's so nice... 327 00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:50,535 How was that? 328 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,038 - It was terrible. - What?! 329 00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:54,452 You could... you could see that you were scared to land. 330 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:57,333 What? Fuck off. That was not... 331 00:16:57,359 --> 00:17:00,038 You don't even know what this game is. I invented this game, 332 00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:01,475 you don't know what's good about it. 333 00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,379 - You invented it, but I perfected it. - As if. 334 00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:05,342 - It's my turn. - Fine. 335 00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:08,631 God. 336 00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:11,874 Your mum needs to get rid of some of your shit. 337 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,061 It's weird that she likes you this much. 338 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:16,483 Ready? 339 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,345 Hang on. 340 00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:22,710 Good morning, it's a lovely day for it. 341 00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:24,991 Lovely, lovely. How was your sleep? 342 00:17:25,017 --> 00:17:26,615 Very wonderful, thank you so much. 343 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,600 I just need coffee, I'm a little sort of.... 344 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:32,217 No! Disqualified. Disqualified instantly. 345 00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:34,035 What? Why? It was a perfect landing. 346 00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:35,717 Yeah, but you were laughing on the way down. 347 00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:38,272 - Immediate disqualification. - Give me a break, my nan's just died. 348 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:40,225 Whatever. She was old. 349 00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:44,889 Calling it like I see it. 350 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,225 I got your letter, by the way. 351 00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:53,835 What, what letter? 352 00:17:54,381 --> 00:17:55,858 I don't know what letter you're talking about. 353 00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:57,775 The letter you sent at Christmas. 354 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,663 It said some pretty harsh things in it. 355 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:03,178 - I don't... I have no... I just don't even know what you're talking about right now. - Jessie. 356 00:18:03,514 --> 00:18:06,215 - It was on your stationery. - I had my identity stolen. 357 00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:08,436 Yeah. And my stationery. 358 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,535 Both, same, double whammy. It was horrible. 359 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,725 No. 360 00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:14,685 Well, I'm glad that you sent it. 361 00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:19,670 We never really talked about all that stuff. 362 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,725 We never talked about it, I talked about it to a lot of different people, 363 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:29,733 really sullied your reputation, so... 364 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,615 I probably deserve that. 365 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:37,311 But... I've missed you. 366 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,405 A lot. 367 00:18:44,587 --> 00:18:46,749 It's my turn, my turn. 368 00:18:53,295 --> 00:18:54,313 OK. 369 00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:56,460 I'm going to run up on this one, all right? 370 00:18:59,302 --> 00:19:00,420 No! 371 00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,670 Mum! Are you OK? 372 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:07,717 - Are you OK? - No! No, I'm not OK! 373 00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:16,236 Good evening. 374 00:19:16,262 --> 00:19:17,603 - Hi. - Hello, sir. 375 00:19:17,629 --> 00:19:20,001 - Can I please get a Caesar salad? - Yes, of course. 376 00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:21,824 - No dressing. - No dressing, got it. 377 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,965 - Thanks. - No problem at all. 378 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,762 - But I really want the dressing. - So, was that a yes for the dressing? 379 00:19:27,788 --> 00:19:30,051 No, no, sorry, no dressing. 380 00:19:30,242 --> 00:19:31,284 Yeah. 381 00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:39,330 - Hey. - Hi! 382 00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:41,684 Sorry I missed your call. I just got home. 383 00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:44,699 I got your voicemail. 384 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,426 Yes, it was more of a prank call. 385 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,527 Right, it was cracker. 386 00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:52,575 The director sounds like a dick. Sorry. 387 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,816 Yeah, he's kind of the worst. 388 00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:58,345 I hope you're not actually worried about Ben 389 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,356 cos he's not, he's not even a friend. He's just a... 390 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:05,301 Yeah, not going to be seeing him again, he's nothing but trouble. 391 00:20:05,629 --> 00:20:08,618 - Yeah, that's... It's no big deal. - Yeah, no. 392 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,285 How was the funeral? 393 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:15,550 Bad. 394 00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,349 Pretty bad. 395 00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:32,215 www.subtitulamos.tv