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Hey.

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Look at you. Very nice.

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You look like a young Bruce Wayne.

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I was going for more like a shy film
editor at the Oscars, kind of...

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Happy birthday!

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- And?
- Happy New Year's Eve.

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Thank you.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Great bones.

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Lovely bones.

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- The Lovely Bones. Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Do you like it?

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I love it, yeah.

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Good, I'm glad.

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I mean, once you move all your stuff
in, it's going to be incredible.

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This is all my stuff.

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OK.

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But where are all your DVDs?

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I don't really have many DVDs.

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You should get some,
they're pretty good.

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No way, you put me in.

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- Do you like it?
- When did you get this done?

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I just... Me and the artist
kept in touch, so.

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Thank you. I'm going to put this
somewhere special.

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You're welcome.

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- I'm coming!
- Go get that.

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Your guests are waiting.
Where can I put this?

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My room is on the top floor,
make yourself at home.

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- Stop touching it.
- What?

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If you're going to wear it, wear it,
don't draw attention to it.

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- I like it.
- No, you don't. Don't say that.

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- I think you look really fit.
- My God.

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Fuckin' hell, look at this place.

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Yes, obviously, but lower your voice.

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I thought you were
having a party tonight.

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I am, I just, you know,
sort of snuck out.

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I definitely made the right choice.

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Don't follow me.

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Where should I put these?

40
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- In the bin.
- Right. Fuck you.

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I'm sorry but there's a vibe -
try and feel it.

42
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- Double denim, do you know what I mean?
- Sorry, we haven't met, hi.

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- We met at the murder mystery thing.
- Ian, my boyfriend.

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I couldn't recognise you with the...

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The hat's new.

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That's... It's been quite a long
afternoon with that,

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- so just take a step back.
- Do you want one of these?

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- Yeah, go on.
- Fuck, hold up.

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So how do you guys know each other?

50
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We went to drama school and
we also did this short film,

51
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- which you were really good in.
- Don't lie. I was an awful actor.

52
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- Come on, you were great.
- Those years were fun, though.

53
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Do you remember that
dreadful leaky warehouse?

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My God, I forgot about that place.

55
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We were so poor.

56
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Remember I had to get that
awful job working for daddy?

57
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- What does your dad do?
- A hedge fund manager.

58
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- Love your costume, by the way.
- It's not a co... Yeah. Thank you.

59
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Does anyone else want a drink?

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- I would love another glass of bubbles.
- OK, great.

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- You don't...
- No, no, right, right away.

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I'm not...

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- So glad you came.
- My pleasure.

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- What are you up to now?
- Acting.

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I'm really, really serious
about it this time.

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- Hello.
- If anybody's there...

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Hello.

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Thank God, I used too
much of the hand lotion,

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I couldn't get any
purchase on the door knob.

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Hey, why did you let me this
wear this to this party?

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- I didn't, I told you not to.
- No, you...

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and I told Ian not to wear that
stupid hat - nobody listens to me.

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- Excuse me.
- Of course.

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Everyone at this party is
either called Ebenezer

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or Chlorophyll or some shit like that.

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- I know, isn't it great?
- Of course you love the...

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- Just don't abandon me tonight, OK?
- Obviously that's what I'm going to do.

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- No, this is my chance to level up.
- No, Kate... Kate, no, you can't, you're my friend.

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- Get off.
- What?

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So slippery! How much did you use?

81
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Have you stopped playing squash?

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- What?
- Have you stopped playing squash?

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- I haven't seen you at the club.
- I can't...

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- Shall I turn the music down?
- No, no, no, it's fine.

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- Any requests?
- No, you're doing great.

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Any requests?

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Bro. Holy shit, man.

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Who the fuck did you
kill to buy this place?

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Hey, what you doing here?

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That is rude, that is
very rude, little boy.

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You know, I just heard you were
having a little party, so...

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OK, well, I'm going to
call you a cab, yeah?

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What? But I literally just...

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This is some Scarface shit, man.

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- OK, this way. Let's get you upstairs.
- Yeah.

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No, no. No, no, no. Come on.
Up this way. Come on.

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- Upstairs. Up the stairs. There you go.
- Welcome to the party.

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- Hi. Bonjour.
- Up.

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- Sorry.
- I'm your brother, actually.

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How are you this pissed? It's 9pm.

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What, doctors can't even get drunk now?

102
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I can't even let loose for one night?

103
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Can you not make that night my birthday?

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It's your birthday on New Year's Eve.

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- It IS New Year's Eve.
- No, man. It's your birthday.

106
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Gosh, you really are just a
beautiful idiot, aren't you?

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Can I have a phone charger?

108
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Where's your girlfriend?

109
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I want to meet your girlfriend.
Is she here?

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- No, not tonight.
- Man, that's such a shame.

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I could have bloody
welcomed her to the family.

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OK, you are going to stay in
this room tonight and sober up,

113
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- and then I'm going to call you a cab.
- Aye, aye, Capt'n. Good on!

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Yeah, so I just finished
filming three months

115
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on a film in South Africa with George.

116
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- Sorry, George?
- George Clooney.

117
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- Hey, man.
- Hi. With George Clooney.

118
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- Sorry, George... My God.
- Mate.

119
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- It must be amazing to be in his presence.
- Yeah.

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- Just his whole aura because he's...
- Bit boring, though, isn't it?

121
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Being on set and stuff. I saw a
behind-the-scenes once on the DVD extras

122
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and no-one was doing anything, I was
like, "This looks like absolute hell."

123
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No. Yeah, maybe on some other
films but not on George's sets.

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- He is... Yeah, loves pranks.
- Does he?

125
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- It was, yeah, yeah, it was really...
- Yeah, go on.

126
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so much fun. It was a riot.

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Yeah, proper fun.

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- Are you an actor?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

129
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but I could be, given the
opportunity, you know?

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Yeah.

131
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Yeah.

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- Sorry, what were we talking about?
- About acting.

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- Yeah, that's... Nah, that's...
- I've been scouted before.

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- What do you do?
- I work in a cinema.

135
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- What?
- I work in a cinema.

136
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You work in film? Are you a writer?

137
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No, no, I work in A cinema.

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Like a... With the... Yeah.

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- What's... that like?
- It's good, it's good.

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- Good.
- You didn't have to ask that.

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Sorry, OK, enjoy.

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Where are you going? OK, sure. Yep.

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Cool.

144
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George paid the entire crew to call
me Little Princess for a week.

145
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That is so good.

146
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- Yeah, on the crib sheet and
everything, yeah. - Oh, my. - Really?

147
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- Another time I walked back to my trailer...
- Yeah.

148
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- and there was a live goat.
- A live...?

149
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- Where did he get that?
- I had to clean it up.

150
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Like, there was goat shit
all through my carpet,

151
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- I had to scrub it, like, they forced me to scrub it.
- That's so bad.

152
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- Yeah, yeah.
- That sounds awful.

153
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- No, I knew he was joking.
- Yeah.

154
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- Yeah, he was pranking me.
- That is a joke.

155
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- Yeah, it was banter.
- I'm sorry, Felix,

156
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but it sounds like George
Clooney was bullying you.

157
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No.

158
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Just, no.

159
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Wait, what? Do you think so?

160
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You guys all good for drinks?

161
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- Yes, thank you, Tom. So good.
- Yeah.

162
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- You all good, man?
- Yes, yeah, yeah.

163
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That's not normal, is it, the goat shit?

164
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Knock-knock, party for one.

165
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Hello. I'm Cath, the agent.

166
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Right, sorry. I'm, erm, I'm Jessie.
How nice. Nice to meet you.

167
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Yeah. I know.

168
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I recognise you from Instagram.

169
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You realise anyone can see that?

170
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Yeah.

171
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Tom's in there, I think,
if you wanted to...

172
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Gosh, it does look like you're having
fun getting to know each other.

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That's, yeah, it's just a joke thing.

174
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That's a funny little
house-warming present for Tom.

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Great.

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- Yeah.
- It's good.

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You probably want to have me sign
an NDA soon, right, because of...?

178
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I just...

179
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I don't know if you're kidding
or not cos you've got such

180
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a comedic little face.

181
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- Yeah. Thank you.
- Would you?

182
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Would I...?

183
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- Sign an NDA?
- Sign an NDA!

184
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Yeah, sure! How much
you going to pay me?

185
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How much do you want?

186
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- I don't know!
- Just say a number.

187
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Yeah, how much... how much you got?

188
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Stick, stick 'em up. A lot, a lot.

189
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- Good, I've got a lot.
- Right, I've got...

190
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- Yeah.
- Like, £1,000?

191
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- Yes, I'd do more.
- Right.

192
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You're hard to read.

193
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I mean, things are moving quite
fast, though, aren't they?

194
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Well, no, that's... I mean, yeah.

195
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That didn't actually... We
didn't actually go jet skiing.

196
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That is how it goes with his lot.
And, I mean, particularly Tom.

197
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Right, it's... Yeah, they're not men.
Not in my experience.

198
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I mean, you asked for it, honey.

199
00:11:01,845 --> 00:11:05,202
Yeah, a sentence every
woman loves to hear.

200
00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:07,915
- So, you two have met.
- Yeah, we have.

201
00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:10,334
- It's the birthday boy.
- God.

202
00:11:10,696 --> 00:11:12,196
- Look at you.
- No, don't do that.

203
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:14,665
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no,
it's fine. Lovely to meet you.

204
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:17,944
I just want to give you your present.
Do you want to open it?

205
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:20,243
- Sure.
- No, wait, I'm going to tell you what it is.

206
00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:22,001
No, no, no, just open it, just open it.

207
00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:25,032
No, wait, I'm going to tell
you - it's a fucking blender!

208
00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:36,295
Do you work here?

209
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:37,915
No.

210
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:44,384
So you have dressed
like that on purpose?

211
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,235
Have you never seen a woman in a tuxedo?

212
00:11:47,261 --> 00:11:48,735
Tuxedo.

213
00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:56,727
- Don't I know you?
- No.

214
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,431
- Do you know me?
- No.

215
00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,951
- Can I have a cigarette?
- I'm out of filters.

216
00:12:07,322 --> 00:12:09,028
That's mine, that's mine.

217
00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:13,834
- You're kind of a bitch.
- Fuck you, dude.

218
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,365
- Who are you?!
- Well, who are YOU?

219
00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:19,716
"I'm so sorry, I'm just a
waiter, help me, help me."

220
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What a dick.

221
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- I'm so embarrassed.
- No, no. No.

222
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:29,285
Just let it out, you've got to.

223
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,537
What can we do for you?
Can we get you a water?

224
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- Yeah, that would be great.
- Yeah?

225
00:12:33,646 --> 00:12:36,855
OK, let's get you a water. I
think that would be good.

226
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Shivani, would you mind?

227
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,015
No, yeah, I'll... Me? OK.

228
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Look, he shouldn't have
treated you like that.

229
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I'm sorry, but a man married to a human
rights lawyer should know better.

230
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- I'm sorry.
- No.

231
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- I'm sorry.
- My God, no, it's fine.

232
00:13:01,568 --> 00:13:05,073
- I thought we were vibing.
- No, you are lovely, you're such...

233
00:13:05,099 --> 00:13:07,107
- I-I'm married.
- Yeah.

234
00:13:07,966 --> 00:13:11,669
No, yeah, I'm not... I'm not married. I
don't... I... I don't know why I said that.

235
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,419
I'm with him, the...

236
00:13:14,809 --> 00:13:17,873
the hat. The guy in the hat.

237
00:13:18,989 --> 00:13:20,787
He's mine.

238
00:13:23,317 --> 00:13:24,521
Hi.

239
00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:28,880
Great hat.

240
00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:34,724
Vinay?

241
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,440
Sink or float, sink or float.

242
00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:49,677
Vinay.

243
00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:52,139
Hey.

244
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,655
I thought I told you to wait upstairs.

245
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,662
Until I was sober, and now I'm
a friggin' sober red rover.

246
00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:02,792
- Mate, let's get you a drink. Well, come on.
- I don't...

247
00:14:02,817 --> 00:14:05,454
Right then, Tom, is there
anyone here that you fancy?

248
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,454
Come on, no.

249
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,769
Can you just...? Can you just
not embarrass me for one night?

250
00:14:12,176 --> 00:14:14,551
- It's like, technology.
- Yeah.

251
00:14:14,577 --> 00:14:17,940
- Technology is, like, advancing.
- Fast, rapid.

252
00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,903
- Do you know what I mean?
- The advancements, yes.

253
00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:23,114
- If Elon Musk... If Elon Musk came
to me and he was, like, do-do-do.

254
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,184
"OK, Jessie, I'm going to
take your consciousness,

255
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,734
"I'm going to take it out and then
I'm going to put it on the USB stick

256
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,095
"and I'm sending it to Mars."

257
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:30,598
- And we're going up, and I'd be like...
- I'm the same.

258
00:14:30,656 --> 00:14:32,653
- "Do it, do it!" "DO IT!"
- Yes, I'm the same.

259
00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:33,893
- In a heartbeat.
- Yeah!

260
00:14:33,919 --> 00:14:36,775
If my children were AI, I'd
be very proud of them.

261
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,821
I've said that to so many people

262
00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:41,067
at this party, and they
just, like, shut it down.

263
00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:44,720
You are, like, literally the most
interesting person I've ever met.

264
00:14:47,446 --> 00:14:50,295
Thank you so much. And you know what?

265
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,275
I don't want to sound
like a bitch or anything,

266
00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:56,575
but you are the most real person
I've spoken to at this party.

267
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,462
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

268
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,728
Would you like some drugs?

269
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:09,225
Yeah... Yeah, I would. Yeah, OK.

270
00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:12,853
But it's not that hard, is it, acting?
It's just...

271
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,514
She's right. When she's
right, she's right.

272
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,375
- I mean, it's just bollocks,
isn't it, the rest of it? - Yeah.

273
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,275
Have you been talking to any
of the other people around here?

274
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,337
Because a lot of them are
saying I could do it.

275
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,522
A lot. A lot, a lot.

276
00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:28,015
- Can I be honest with you?
- Yeah, please.

277
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,420
- I think you could.
- Fuck, I knew it.

278
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,834
I actually knew it.
Deep down, I knew that.

279
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:34,663
- Cos anyone could do it.
- Absolutely.

280
00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:37,324
- Any... one... could do it.
- Anyone.

281
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,673
That's the big secret,

282
00:15:38,699 --> 00:15:41,071
- that is what nobody wants to talk about.
- I know.

283
00:15:41,097 --> 00:15:43,942
I like dancing. Do you like dancing?

284
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:45,264
Do you not? I don't...

285
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:48,562
- Where have you been?
- I've been having fun! F-U-N!

286
00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:53,455
OK, so I nearly got off with someone
who has met George Clooney.

287
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,684
Very cool. Very cool.

288
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,294
Are you high?

289
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,175
Yes, definitely, definitely, definitely.

290
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,059
My God. Stay hydrated, enjoy it.

291
00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:04,866
- I'm full of water.
- Be careful.

292
00:16:04,892 --> 00:16:06,843
- My body is full of water right now.
- There you are.

293
00:16:06,869 --> 00:16:08,695
Hi. Here I am!

294
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,887
I feel like I haven't
seen you all night.

295
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:12,879
- I've been trying to find...
- My God, sorry.

296
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,735
Hey, I don't have any
spare cigarettes, OK?

297
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,247
- Why are you dancing with the waiter?
- I'm not a waiter.

298
00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:19,731
I am Jessie, I'm with him.

299
00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:21,778
Wait, you are Jessie?

300
00:16:21,804 --> 00:16:24,255
Jessie, this is my brother, Vinay.

301
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,083
- What?
- I'm so sorry.

302
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,455
So, he's your brother?

303
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,984
You said your girlfriend
wasn't here tonight.

304
00:16:33,007 --> 00:16:35,135
OK, it was nice to meet you, man.

305
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,395
- No, no...
- Yeah.

306
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,920
I'm really sorry for
calling you a bitch.

307
00:16:39,429 --> 00:16:42,960
- Go home.
- What?! I was apologising.

308
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,843
Jessie, just...

309
00:16:45,061 --> 00:16:47,788
- I wasn't trying to keep you apart, OK.
- No, it's fine.

310
00:16:47,866 --> 00:16:49,419
- I get it.
- You do?

311
00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:51,421
Yeah, I do. Why would you
introduce me to your brother?

312
00:16:51,447 --> 00:16:53,095
- That would be weird, wouldn't it?
- No, I just...

313
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,991
I didn't not want him to meet you,

314
00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:58,101
I just didn't want you
to meet him right now.

315
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,455
I can't even begin to
understand that sentence.

316
00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,669
- Jessie, hold on a second.
- Why are you following me?

317
00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:07,015
Leave me alone, I want to
be in the glass room alone.

318
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,980
Look, he's just super wasted tonight

319
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:11,671
and I didn't want you to
get the wrong impression.

320
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:14,051
You don't have to lie, it's
fine, you don't have to lie.

321
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:17,004
You're embarrassed of me, and I get it.

322
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:20,020
- Of course I'm not embarrassed of you.
- Well, you should be.

323
00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:24,375
Like, clearly you should be. I mean, look
at that. What is that? That doesn't...

324
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,295
That doesn't belong here,
I don't belong here,

325
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,616
I don't belong here, I shouldn't
even be here tonight.

326
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:31,411
Right now, I should be in New Zealand
getting fucked up with my cousin Dane,

327
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:34,114
- playing scrumpy hands, but now I'm
here with you. - What's scrumpy hands?

328
00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:36,997
It's when you tape bottles of cider to your hands
and you've got to finish it. That's not the point.

329
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,921
The point is,
you should be with someone different.

330
00:17:39,947 --> 00:17:44,340
You should be with someone who is
more like this and you and who has...

331
00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:48,637
You should be with someone whose
dad is a hedge funge mangener.

332
00:17:48,663 --> 00:17:52,710
Hedge... Hedge funge mangener.

333
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,420
- Hedge fund manager.
- Hedge fund manager.

334
00:17:54,446 --> 00:17:57,748
Yeah, I got it, I know what I'm
talking about, OK? So, you know, I...

335
00:17:57,774 --> 00:18:00,269
- Are you high?
- Am I high? Am I high?

336
00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:03,154
Am I high? Of course I'm high.

337
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,990
OK, OK.

338
00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:08,428
- Do you want to be my girlfriend?
- Maybe.

339
00:18:08,874 --> 00:18:10,107
Maybe?

340
00:18:11,003 --> 00:18:13,639
- For fuck sake.
- Happy New Year!

341
00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:52,530
There's...

342
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:58,335
There's someone in there, just
use another one, just go away.

343
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,348
Don't pee on ME!

344
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:03,397
My God, I'm not going to pee on you.
Jesus.

345
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,483
- You're drunk.
- You're high.

346
00:19:06,749 --> 00:19:09,264
Well, 1-1, I guess.

347
00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:18,695
I'm sorry for being a dick back there.

348
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,616
Yeah, you kind of are a dick.

349
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,241
Tom really likes you.

350
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,327
- Bet you say that to all the girls.
- What girls?

351
00:19:31,725 --> 00:19:34,702
You know he's
had, like, three girlfriends?

352
00:19:35,753 --> 00:19:36,888
What?

353
00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:40,467
- I probably shouldn't have said that.
- No, I mean,

354
00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:46,238
it's fine, I just didn't realise
I was dating a fuckin' nerd.

355
00:19:46,264 --> 00:19:48,538
- Right?
- What a loser.

356
00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:50,420
Three?

357
00:19:53,602 --> 00:19:56,017
I've had more girlfriends than that.

358
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,318
Vinay.

359
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,538
Vinay?

360
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,842
OK. I'm Jessie, nice to meet you.

361
00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:08,535
Jessie, I'm going to piss myself so bad

362
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,467
that I actually feel like shitting now.

363
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:13,518
Gross, gross, gross.

364
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,494
Morning.

365
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,284
Morning.

366
00:21:09,721 --> 00:21:13,292
So, from what I can
remember of last night,

367
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,112
I probably have some
things to apologise for?

368
00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:19,221
What DO you remember?

369
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:23,815
I vaguely remember trying
to start a conga line.

370
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:29,214
I don't know, I think
people were into it. Yeah.

371
00:21:29,557 --> 00:21:31,596
I definitely remember

372
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:35,018
being a liability of a girlfriend.

373
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,651
So you admit it.

374
00:21:41,832 --> 00:21:42,955
What?

375
00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:45,353
You're my girlfriend.

376
00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:48,720
Yeah.

377
00:21:51,273 --> 00:21:52,666
Cos, erm,

378
00:21:53,253 --> 00:21:55,211
I remember you saying "maybe".

379
00:21:55,237 --> 00:21:59,378
No, that was a knee jerk reaction,
actually, and, you know,

380
00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:01,339
I like to keep my options open.

381
00:22:01,365 --> 00:22:03,686
OK, yeah, no, fair enough.

382
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,804
So...

383
00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:07,666
OK.

384
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,292
Does that mean that, like,

385
00:22:11,137 --> 00:22:15,104
we're like, you know, we're
like boyfriend-girlfriend now?

386
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:16,932
Yeah.

387
00:22:17,338 --> 00:22:19,511
I guess we're boyfriend-girlfriend.

388
00:22:20,949 --> 00:22:21,979
Cool.

389
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,128
Ten!

390
00:22:28,962 --> 00:22:30,276
Nine!

391
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,688
- Eight!
- What are you doing?

392
00:22:32,714 --> 00:22:34,935
You didn't get a New
Year's Eve kiss, you know?

393
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,503
Seven!

394
00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:39,550
- Six!
- It's 08:30 in the morning.

395
00:22:39,576 --> 00:22:41,862
Five! It's midnight somewhere.

396
00:22:41,971 --> 00:22:43,831
- Four!
- That's not how time zones work.

397
00:22:43,857 --> 00:22:44,870
Three!

398
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,014
Two! One...

399
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,245
- No, no, I have bad breath, actually.
- What? No, come on. I don't mind.

400
00:22:50,271 --> 00:22:52,417
No. I'm going to brush my teeth. No!

401
00:23:03,964 --> 00:23:05,935
- I need to spit.
- Go on, then.

402
00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:22,910
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