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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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As farmers and cultivators of marijuana,

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we have a responsibility to society...

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I know we all respect the crop here,

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and we seek each day
to better understand

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the nuances and legitimacy of its uses.

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Let's go weed! Wew!

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But we growers must
face a harsh reality...

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Since the legalization of
marijuana, communities of color,

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black and brown Coloradans,

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those most affected by
the racist war on drugs,

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have now been locked out of
the wealth creation of the industry.

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Luckily, the public is starting
to understand this unfairness...

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And many people are now talking

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of boycotting cannabis growers
who are only white owned.

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Boycotting what? Wait... What?

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We are seeing a healthy and
dramatic spike in consumers

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who demand that their marijuana be grown

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by those who understand
the fight for social equity.

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The bottom line is this...

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A completely white owned
weed business these days...

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just isn't going to survive.

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Guys... I wanna have kind
of a tough talk with you.

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We don't really have any black friends,

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we don't reach out to
the black community.

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Shelley you never bring
any black dudes over.

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I mean, Stan, your three
best friends are all white.

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There's only one black
kid in my whole class.

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Yes, that kid Token.

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How come you never hang out with him?

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I do hang out with him.

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In a group maybe but I don't recall

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just you and Token ever doing anything.

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I've never seen Token here at the farm

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just like the two of you guys.

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Why not?

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I... I don't know.

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Randy, stop, we're not racists.

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We'd like to think that, wouldn't we?

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But... actions speak
louder than words, gang.

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I guess...

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I guess I just want
you to think about it.

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- Uh, hey, Token.
- Oh, hey, Stan.

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Uh listen, I uh...

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How're ya doin?

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Fine.

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Um... You think your family
would wanna come over for dinner?

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Out at our farm?

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- It's kind of far isn't it?
- Yeah, but...

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Look, Token, I think maybe
you and I should hang out more.

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What are you talking about?

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I mean we never just
hang out, you and me.

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Hey we never hang out just
you and me either, Stan!

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Shut up, Butters.

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Look, just will you please just see

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if your family will
come over for dinner?

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It would mean a lot.

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Okay, there we go.

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That is a farm fresh hemp salad

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sourced locally here at Tegridy!

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Alright, come on, everybody, dig in.

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Thank you so much for having us over.

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This is really nice.

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We've never been to
a marijuana farm before.

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Well, you know, with our boys
starting to become so close...

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We thought we better get
the families together!

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If they're friends then
we need to be friends! Huh?

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Do you mind if I post this?

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Check out our friends!

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Randy... I hope you didn't invite
us here because we're black.

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W-What are you talking about?

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It's just that the past year or so

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a lot of people have been
inviting us over to dinner

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and then taking pictures of us
to show everyone on Instagram.

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Oh, that's so lame.

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No, we really just wanted to
get to know you guys better

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since Stan is friends with Token.

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You know... Just out of curiosity...

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Why did you guys name him that?

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What do you mean?

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Well... I mean, it's just
kind of an odd name, isn't it?

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Like, some people might think

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you guys naming your
son that isn't very cool.

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People have a problem with Token's name?

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Well, I mean other people
just think it's a little...

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I mean, come on, I mean, I'm...

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I'm not calling you guys racist, but...

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Why did you name your son that?

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My husband has always been a huge fan

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of "Lord of The Rings" and "The Hobbit."

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I wanted to name my son
after my favorite author.

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But she didn't want
to name our son J.R.R.,

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so we just named him Tolkien.

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His name is Tolkien?

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Yes, you know his name is Tolkien.

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- I thought your name was Token.
- My name is Tolkien.

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Sorry, I don't think it's that weird.

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J.R.R. Tolkien is one
of the most prolific,

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influential writers of our time.

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Holy shit, that's what his name means?

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What did you think his name meant?

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Would you like to see how
we grow and process our weed?

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You see, it's all about refinement.

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Here at Tegridy, we
believe the best weed

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is untouched from the earth...

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So we distill it down
to its basic essence.

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Over there are our clean out vats

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and up here we have
our first stage drying racks.

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Oh, real quick!

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It all takes about six days

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from the field to
a jar that we can sell.

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So... What do you think?

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It's... uh, very involved.

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Yeah. It takes a lot.

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You know... I just had a crazy idea...

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Our boys are best friends now...

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Why don't you come work for Tegridy?

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Randy, I have a job.

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I'm a very successful co-executive

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of a financial consulting firm.

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Oh my gosh... I was just
saying we could really use

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a co-executive of financial consulting!

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Look, I...

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Would it be okay if...

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If I sent you some of our receipts

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and you could help us financial consult?

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That's what we do... Sure.

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Oh, my God, this is amazing.

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Here's to the start
of something wonderful.

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Would you like some free weed?

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No.

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Hey, Stan.

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Dude... My head is reeling,
you're not gonna believe this.

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Not gonna believe what?

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Token's name isn't Token. It's Tolkien.

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Yeah, I know it's Token.

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No, no, no, no. He's named after the guy

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who wrote "The Hobbit" and stuff!

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Yeah, I know. J.R.R. Tolkien.

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What did you think it was?

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You knew it was Tolkien like the writer.

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Everyone knew it was Tolkien.

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No, no, no! No, no, no, no!

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I distinctly remember
Cartman wearing a shirt

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where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n.

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Yeah, dude, cuz Cartman's
a [BLEEP] moron.

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Wha... Hold on a second!

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Whatsup, dog.

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Dude, Cartman, did you
know that Tolkien is named

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after J.R.R. Tolkien?

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Well, yeah, I just figured.

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Then why did you spell it Token
without the "L" or the "I"?!

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J.R.R. Tolkien has an
"L" in it? That's gay.

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Who did you think
Tolkien was named after?

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Stan? You out here?

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Uh, yeah, hang on a second Tol-kien,

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- just taking a shit.
- Oh, okay, sorry.

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Oh, my God... I suck...

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This is your mornin'
commute, South Park.

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Looks like we have a bit of
slowing heading into town.

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There's like a truck
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maybe take ya a couple minutes there.

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Also, if you're heading out
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there's a... there's,
like, a car there, too.

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What the [BLEEP]?

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- _
- Now let's look at the weather.

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Weather's looking like

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we're gonna have a little bit of snow.

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And the, uh... the...

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What the hell are you doing?

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Taking shit tons of Tegridy orders.

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Sales are going nuts right now.

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No... why is my face on a billboard?!

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Because we work together.

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You said you just needed
someone to help with accounting!

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Yes, but then... You got promoted!

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I was gonna surprise you.

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Don't you see how lucrative this can be?

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I mean, we make a pretty damn
good team in the weed business.

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I mean, we are Ben and Jerry...

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We're Ben and Jerry.

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- You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.
- I thought I was Jerry.

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- No, you're a towel.
- Oh, that's even better.

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I told you before
that I'm not interested

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in the marijuana business.

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I don't believe in
drinking or doing drugs.

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Doing dru... Do you remember

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when Bilbo first set out with
the dwarves to fight Smaug?

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What's the first thing they all did?

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They partied their asses off.

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? Chip the glasses, click the plates ?

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? That's what Bilbo Baggins hates ?

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And then they certainly had an
adventure together, didn't they?

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Filled with... lucrative treasure.

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You really think we could
make a lot of money together?

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Ben and Jerry, my man.

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Ben and [BLEEP] Jerry.

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Hey-hey! Stan the man!

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- How ya doing, buddy?
- Okay, I guess...

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The nurse said you came
here by yourself. No parents?

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I... kinda wanted to talk
about something in private.

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Oh, okay, pal... What is it?

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I think... I might be horribly racist.

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Well, kiddo... You don't normally go

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to a doctor's office for feeling racist,

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but tell me what happened.

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So... there's this kid at
my school and... he's black.

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And his parents named him after the guy

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that wrote "Lord of the Rings."

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Uh-huh, Tolkien. Great name.

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Yeah... well I-I thought
his name was Token.

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Like... Like a black
kid that's just there

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so that... like... there's a black kid.

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Uh huh... and how long
have you thought that?

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The whole time!

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I've thought that the whole time.

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Wow...

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- [BLEEP] you.
- Huh?

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You really thought
a couple of black people

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had a child and named him Token?

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Why would anyone name a black kid Token?

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- You're a piece of shit.
- No, I was just try...

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You were just going along

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with the dominant culture
of the white paradigm,

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that's what you were just...

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Get out of my office, you make me sick!

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I'm sorry!

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I don't know what's
wrong with some people.

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I wonder if anyone else thought
that this kid's name was Token?

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Hmm? Anybody?

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Anyone else just assume
his name was Token?

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Because that's disgusting,
and you are the problem.

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Doctor?

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I thought I told you
to get out of my office

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because you seriously make me sick...

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I'm gonna shit my [BLEEP]
pants right now.

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Doctor, please, I don't
want to be like this!

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I'll do anything, just
tell me what to do.

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Oh, you wanna change?

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Then I suggest you start
doing a lot of reading.

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Okay. What should I read?

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And I suggest that
when you're reading...

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You do it from the perspective
of a black person!

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The knight Pigwiggen rides
on a frisky earwig,

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and sends his love, Queen Mab,
a bracelet of emmets' eyes,

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making an assignation...

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Old Tom Bombadil was a merry fellow.

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Bright blue his jacket was,
and his boots was yellow...

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It is told that in their beginning,

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the dwarves was made by Aule

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00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:10,447
in the darkness of Middle-Earth.

253
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:23,395
? Black puppy and white puppy ?

254
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,822
? Play together in the backyard ?

255
00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:28,556
? Why can't we? ?

256
00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:33,396
? Getting rough with
a brand new chew toy ?

257
00:12:33,397 --> 00:12:34,693
? Oh, boy ?

258
00:12:34,694 --> 00:12:37,607
? Let's all get along ?

259
00:12:40,466 --> 00:12:47,461
? We all know that puppies
are the same wherever you go ?

260
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,636
- ? There are good puppies... ?
- ? Mm-hmm ?

261
00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:52,758
? And bad puppies ?

262
00:12:52,763 --> 00:12:55,886
? When one of them chews a shoe... ?

263
00:12:55,891 --> 00:12:57,462
As the owners of Tegridy farms,

264
00:12:57,463 --> 00:12:59,693
you are accused of plagiarizing a song

265
00:12:59,694 --> 00:13:00,982
for your marijuana company.

266
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,127
How do you plead?

267
00:13:02,132 --> 00:13:03,289
Not guilty, your honor.

268
00:13:03,294 --> 00:13:05,279
The complaint says that
you asked for the rights

269
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,539
to the song "Ebony and Ivory,"

270
00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:08,194
but when you were turned
down by Paul McCartney,

271
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:10,130
you copied the song
into something similar.

272
00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:11,353
Not true, your honor.

273
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,982
I've never even heard
Paul McCartney's version.

274
00:13:13,987 --> 00:13:17,489
"Black Puppy White Puppy"
is a song I wrote by myself

275
00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:19,505
on my piano keyboard.

276
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,957
? Black puppy, white puppy ?

277
00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:24,641
? Playing in the back
yard, why can't we? ?

278
00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:28,568
? Black puppy, white puppy,
playing in the back... ?

279
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:35,261
Guys... Lately I've been
doing a lot of soul searching.

280
00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:37,429
I've had to ask myself hard questions,

281
00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:39,242
because for a long time now,

282
00:13:39,247 --> 00:13:41,732
I've misinterpreted
some amazing writing.

283
00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,179
I've done a lot of reading...

284
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:47,044
And I've learned why Sauron
built the black gate of Mordor

285
00:13:47,049 --> 00:13:48,995
across the pass of Cirith Gorgor,

286
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which led into
the enclosed plain of Udun.

287
00:13:51,614 --> 00:13:53,169
I've learned that the Mouth of Sauron

288
00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:54,193
was once a man,

289
00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:56,165
who commanded the orc
armies of Gorgoroth

290
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,052
and dismissed Aragorn's claim has King.

291
00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:00,165
I think Stan's lost his marbles.

292
00:14:00,396 --> 00:14:03,094
I firmly believe that
everyone would benefit

293
00:14:03,099 --> 00:14:05,766
from the school making required
reading of these books.

294
00:14:05,771 --> 00:14:08,281
Because if we don't
fully know about Tolkien,

295
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,992
then we can make some
terrible, offensive mistakes.

296
00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:13,852
In fact... did you guys
know that our friend Tolkien,

297
00:14:13,857 --> 00:14:17,120
who goes to school here, is
named after J.R.R. Tolkien?

298
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,042
Yup!

299
00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:20,556
Yeah, I knew that.

300
00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:22,231
Why else would his name be Tolkien

301
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:24,737
if it wasn't for the guy
that wrote the books?

302
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,959
My point is, we need
to petition the school

303
00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:30,850
to make Tolkien required reading.

304
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:32,690
To better understand our classmate.

305
00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:34,823
I think maybe we all haven't done enough

306
00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:36,180
to make sure that Tolkien

307
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:38,277
doesn't feel isolated and left out.

308
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,659
Guys? Can I come in now?

309
00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:42,967
Not yet, Token. Just
another couple minutes.

310
00:14:43,722 --> 00:14:45,370
W-What are you guys talking about?

311
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:48,144
Just a couple minutes, bro.

312
00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:59,784
? Black puppy bitch,
black, black puppy bitch ?

313
00:14:59,789 --> 00:15:02,350
? White puppy bitch,
black, white puppy bitch ?

314
00:15:02,351 --> 00:15:03,855
? Black puppy bitch, white, black... ?

315
00:15:03,856 --> 00:15:07,433
Hey, guys, I've got something
really exciting to show you!

316
00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:09,245
Ohhhh, buzzkill...

317
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,823
I had this awesome idea last night...

318
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,175
and I couldn't even sleep
I thought it was so cool...

319
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,987
Oh, okay, what is it?

320
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,308
We do an entire line of cannabis

321
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:22,355
based on all the different
races of Middle Earth!

322
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:27,230
We do seven different strains
in all, representing the dwarves,

323
00:15:27,235 --> 00:15:29,499
the elves, even the uruk hai!

324
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:32,305
Uh, yeah... no.

325
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,707
Everyone will think we're dorks!

326
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:42,345
Randy, you seem not to care
very much about any of my ideas.

327
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,839
Well, you're just... You know,
you're just not the idea guy.

328
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,448
I don't seem to be the anything guy.

329
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,520
I thought we were Ben and Jerry.

330
00:15:50,714 --> 00:15:54,784
Alright, look, I'm gonna tell
you the truth about ice cream...

331
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,917
Jerry actually doesn't do shit.

332
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,480
Ben does it all, everyone knows that.

333
00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:01,551
Well, I don't want to just be here

334
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:04,058
like some kind of token black person.

335
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,261
Oh, come on, I'm sorry.

336
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,378
No, I totally get now
why you want me around,

337
00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:11,198
and I'm not gonna do it.

338
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:17,917
He doesn't even really sound
like a black guy, you know that?

339
00:16:19,498 --> 00:16:21,178
Alright, everyone, listen up!

340
00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:22,985
We have a special announcement today.

341
00:16:23,268 --> 00:16:25,465
One of our fourth grade students
says he's done a lot of work

342
00:16:25,469 --> 00:16:26,804
and has grown as a person.

343
00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:28,223
And he'd like to share
his journey with you.

344
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:29,644
Please welcome Stan Marsh.

345
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:33,909
Sup guys. You know, I've
done a lot of reading lately.

346
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,495
And I'd like to announce
that the school has allowed me

347
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,903
to declare today J.R.R. Tolkien
appreciation day.

348
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:43,542
These books go so much deeper
than the Hollywood movies.

349
00:16:43,757 --> 00:16:45,394
And we see its influences everywhere

350
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:46,706
in our modern culture.

351
00:16:46,711 --> 00:16:49,746
In fact, how many of you knew
that our classmate Tolkien

352
00:16:49,771 --> 00:16:51,640
was named after J.R.R. Tolkien?

353
00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:58,144
But you don't know
that "Lord of the Rings"

354
00:16:58,149 --> 00:17:00,183
was an analogy for
World War II, did you?!

355
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:01,489
And I'll bet you didn't know

356
00:17:01,494 --> 00:17:03,152
that there was originally
19 Rings of Power

357
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,591
that were forged by Celebrimbor!

358
00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,730
So there's much we need to understand.

359
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,956
And so I would like to
bring up the man himself.

360
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,729
Come on up here. Tolkien! Come on!

361
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,252
I actually don't like
"Lord of the Rings"

362
00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:26,024
and I don't like "The Hobbit."

363
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,847
Just cause my dad's into that
stuff doesn't mean that I am.

364
00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:31,433
I've always hated that
my name is Tolkien,

365
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:34,534
but I didn't really
have a choice, did I?

366
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:36,847
So please, whatever you do,

367
00:17:36,852 --> 00:17:38,823
just don't draw any more
attention to my name.

368
00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:40,162
I can't stand any of it.

369
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,909
It's a bunch of nerdy,
jive-ass dragon shit.

370
00:17:55,269 --> 00:17:57,175
Stanley, are you feeling any better?

371
00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:00,167
Nope. Not any better, mom.

372
00:18:01,027 --> 00:18:03,378
Well... Your friend Tolkien
came over to see you.

373
00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:04,839
He's downstairs.

374
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:07,983
Tolkien is... here?

375
00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:13,620
Hey, Tol-kien.

376
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,058
Oh, hey, Stan.

377
00:18:15,314 --> 00:18:16,855
What are you doing here?

378
00:18:17,506 --> 00:18:19,245
Stan... Are you okay?

379
00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:21,495
You've just been acting kind of strange

380
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,581
the last few days.

381
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,675
Yeah, I'm good. I'm...

382
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,003
No... I'm not...

383
00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:33,315
Tolkien... I have something
I have to tell you.

384
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,300
Okay.

385
00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:40,019
This whole time. I thought
your name was Token.

386
00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:42,836
Like the token black person.

387
00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:45,713
Wow...

388
00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:47,987
Yeah.

389
00:18:48,579 --> 00:18:50,105
Wow...

390
00:18:52,557 --> 00:18:54,315
Why would my parents name me something

391
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,206
that means the only black person?

392
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,134
I don't know.

393
00:18:58,139 --> 00:19:01,800
So I understand if you don't
wanna be around me anymore.

394
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,823
Well, it's not like
I really have a choice.

395
00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:05,862
That's why I'm here.

396
00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,676
My parents just bought
the farm across the street.

397
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,745
- What?!
- Yeah, out of the blue,

398
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:10,750
my dad was just like,

399
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:11,832
"We're going into the farming business!"

400
00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:13,304
And we all just picked up and moved.

401
00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,823
Oh, my God, this is great!

402
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:18,519
Mom! Dad! Guess what?!

403
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,683
Tolkien's Family bought
the farm across the street!

404
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:21,917
We're neighbors!

405
00:19:21,922 --> 00:19:23,370
Oh, that's great!

406
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,026
Yeah, that's really cool, boys...

407
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,466
Wait, wha-a-a-a-t?!

408
00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,767
What the hell's going on?

409
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,363
Oh, hey, Randy. What'dya
think of the new place?

410
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:43,651
Credigree Weed?! How stupid is that?!

411
00:19:43,656 --> 00:19:45,597
Credigree isn't even a word!

412
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,463
Oh, hello... We'd like
to buy a little weed.

413
00:19:50,468 --> 00:19:52,144
It's our anniversary!

414
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,386
Well, there's really good
weed across the street!

415
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:55,847
Tegridy weed?

416
00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:57,520
Yeah, we're just... We're
looking for something

417
00:19:57,524 --> 00:19:59,456
with a little more... street cred.

418
00:19:59,461 --> 00:20:01,276
Yeah, a little more cred!

419
00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:03,597
Well, ya'll came to the right business,

420
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,167
cuz this shit is hard.

421
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,211
Oh, oh! He didn't even
talk like that before!

422
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:10,214
This guy is a total phony!

423
00:20:10,219 --> 00:20:11,980
Now just come across the street,

424
00:20:11,985 --> 00:20:15,488
and I'll show you some real
nice weed made with Tegridy.

425
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,698
These people don't even belong here.

426
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,128
Wow, bro...
you're a racist piece of shit.

427
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,253
Can we see what you've got, please?

428
00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,995
Hell, yeah, we got all kinds a shit...

429
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,597
Lemme give you a sample of
my Rivendell Elvish Magic...

430
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:37,034
They stole it! They stole my idea!

431
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,608
- Who did?
- Those dickheads across the street!

432
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,616
They took everything I learned
about using black culture

433
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,980
to make a bigger profit and
they're doing it themselves!

434
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:48,589
Get this little prick outta my house!

435
00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:50,730
- Dad!
- Get him outta here, he's a spy!

436
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:53,120
Hey, [BLEEP] face!

437
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:56,198
I don't want your kid over
at my house, you got that?!

438
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,269
Hey, man, what's your problem?

439
00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:02,503
You want a war? Well, you got one!

440
00:21:02,508 --> 00:21:04,644
Game on, asshole!

441
00:21:06,894 --> 00:21:08,855
Game on, mutha[BLEEP].

442
00:21:09,948 --> 00:21:11,878
Everyone back in the
house. Come on, let's go.

443
00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:13,565
- But dad...
- Shut up!

444
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:23,232
The story of young Stan Marsh
might seem incredible,

445
00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:26,636
but the fact is many people
suffer from unconscious biases.

446
00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:28,500
If you or someone you know

447
00:21:28,505 --> 00:21:30,702
might have also thought the name Tolkien

448
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,998
didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien,

449
00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:34,338
then please call...

450
00:21:34,343 --> 00:21:37,662
1-800-I AM A GIANT PIECE OF SHIT.

451
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:40,530
Because you are the [BLEEP] problem.

452
00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:47,175
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