1
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So what do you think?

2
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I think they changed the bread here.

3
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No, about Ian moving in.

4
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It sounds great.

5
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Are you sure?

6
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Cos, well, it's a big step and,
well, I don't want to seem like...

7
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My dentist sent me a Christmas card?

8
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I didn't even know I had a dentist.

9
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You are being hysterical.

10
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Are you OK with it or not?

11
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- Yes, I am fine with it. Are you, though?
- OK. Yeah.

12
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Yeah, you know what, I am, because
these things happen, don't they?

13
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People fall in love and then
they move in with each other.

14
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Not always. Sometimes people
live very separate lives.

15
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Sometimes they live in
the same lake house

16
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but actually live several years apart.

17
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It happens, you know.

18
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Why aren't you going to
Tom's for Christmas?

19
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Been going out for two weeks, why
would I go to Tom's for Christmas?

20
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Because he asked you.

21
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Yeah, but he was just
being polite, you know.

22
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And in return, I was being
polite by saying no.

23
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We all got what we wanted.

24
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You're going to miss him.

25
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Well, obviously I'm going
to miss him but, you know,

26
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just meeting the parents, it's intense.
I don't...

27
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What's this? This... This
is your handwriting.

28
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- What are you doing?
- No, no, no. No, do not read this.

29
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- Why did you send me a letter?
- No, no, no, no, my God..

30
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OK.

31
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So I may have sent a few letters

32
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to people when I thought I was
leaving the country forever.

33
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And what sort of emotional
space were you in at the time?

34
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Not a great one.

35
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Oh, my God.

36
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- Let me read that. Please.
- No, no, Kate, you can't.

37
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Oh, my gosh, this is so embarrassing.

38
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I told so many people I love them

39
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and now I have to see them again.

40
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This is a disaster.

41
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You didn't send one to Ben, did you?

42
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Yes.

43
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You messy bitch.

44
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You know what? He deserved it.

45
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He totally deserved it and I
stand by everything I said.

46
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What did you say?

47
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- I don't remember.
- Right.

48
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Well, no, I mean probably
along the lines of,

49
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"I hate you, you ruined my life,

50
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"I never want to see you
again," your classic hits.

51
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You know I once had a
dream where I killed him.

52
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But then he turned into Tim Curry.

53
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I woke up with this, like, deep guilt.

54
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Well, rightly so. Tim Curry
is a national treasure.

55
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You sure you don't want to come?

56
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I don't like the idea
of you wandering around

57
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the flat like a Christmas ghost.

58
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I'll be fine.

59
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- You have a good Christmas.
- Thank you.

60
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- Send my love to your family.
- I will.

61
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- No, no, no.
- Please!

62
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I knew that hug was fake.

63
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I knew it, I could feel it.
Your heart wasn't in it.

64
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- It's wrong of you to withhold that.
- Disgusting.

65
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- You've written it. You've sent it. It's mine.
- You'll never read this.

66
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- Have a good Christmas.
- Have a good Christmas, you filthy bitch.

67
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Bye.

68
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www.subtitulamos.tv

69
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Yeah, what do you think? There?

70
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No.

71
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- Why not?
- You don't need to.

72
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But you've got such white teeth
and I'm naturally competitive.

73
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I like your disgusting brown teeth.

74
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I got you a present.

75
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- Why?
- For Christmas.

76
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Are they doing that again this year?

77
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Thank you, that's so...

78
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- that's so nice.
- You're welcome.

79
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Well, I also got you a present.

80
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- Yeah?
- I did, yeah.

81
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Just a minute.

82
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See here, I got you...

83
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these mints for all those
kissing scenes that you do

84
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in your movies and stuff.

85
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Also got you this pen.

86
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This, from a bank that
I no longer bank with.

87
00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,916
- I've always wanted one of these.
- What else?

88
00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:07,255
I got you a collection
receipt from Argos,

89
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,002
so you can use the pen to write down

90
00:04:09,028 --> 00:04:11,305
all your thoughts and
feelings on something. There.

91
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You're welcome.

92
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- You're very bad at gifts.
- It's the thought that counts.

93
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I don't think you're the one
who's supposed to say that.

94
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Yeah, fair enough.

95
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Right, I guess I'll see
you when I'm back.

96
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- Yeah.
- OK.

97
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- I'll see you after Christmas. So...
- Yeah.

98
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Yeah.

99
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And, Merry Christmas.

100
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Yeah, well, and to you and yours.

101
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Sorry, I need to do that cos
that was a terrible...

102
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- Bye.
- Bye.

103
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What are you doing?

104
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I'm, it's if there are any
Daily Mail photographers,

105
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I want to make it look like
we're having an argument.

106
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OK.

107
00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:09,434
Well, this is a hot scoop, I'm
going to send these in myself.

108
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Why?! God damn it.

109
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- Really feel the anger.
- No!

110
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- You are worryingly convincing in this.
- Why?!

111
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Why?!

112
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- Bye.
- Bye.

113
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It's just so romantic.

114
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What is?

115
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You stayed for Tom. Perfect.

116
00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,937
I didn't... didn't stay for anyone.

117
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You quit your job, you
moved out of your flat.

118
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Did you get a letter from me?

119
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No.

120
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Well, if you do, can you
promise you will destroy it?

121
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Why?

122
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I may've dropped some home truths

123
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that you're not ready to hear.

124
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Well, I'm glad you're back.

125
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I, can't believe it's
happened for both of us.

126
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What?

127
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I have a girlfriend now.

128
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- For real?
- Yes.

129
00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:06,751
Well, what, so you've... you've said
that you're boyfriend-girlfriend?

130
00:06:06,777 --> 00:06:07,713
Yes.

131
00:06:07,739 --> 00:06:10,328
Yeah, it's happened
pretty fast, hasn't it?

132
00:06:10,354 --> 00:06:12,057
Well, that's sort of what happens
when people fall in love.

133
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Why does everyone keep saying that today?
It feels very Truman Show-y.

134
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- Great film.
- Yeah, OK, but,

135
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sorry, I know nothing about this person.

136
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What are...? You know, what does she do?

137
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How tall is she? What are her prospects?

138
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Yeah, she works for this non-profit...

139
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And so did you ask her to be your
girlfriend, or did she ask you?

140
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I can't remember actually.
Yeah, just sort of happened.

141
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Yeah, cool. Very go with
the flow, I love it.

142
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Yeah.

143
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Yeah, I guess it is.

144
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- We make each other very happy.
- Yeah. So, when can I start back?

145
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Where?

146
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Here.

147
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I'm sorry,

148
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you can't.

149
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What? So, hang on, wait,
what are you talking about?

150
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The position's been filled.

151
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- Joe, get rid.
- I just hired her.

152
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- Come on, it's a doggy dog world.
- Dog EAT dog.

153
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Dog eat dog, yes, whatever.

154
00:07:00,276 --> 00:07:01,914
Maybe you should branch out.

155
00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:03,760
Do you really want to work here
for the rest of your life?

156
00:07:03,786 --> 00:07:05,895
Yeah, that'd be sick. Ideally, yes.

157
00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,885
Well, I can't, OK? She's really nice.

158
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- Plus, she's a single mum.
- Well, just offer her some vouchers.

159
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- No.
- Fine, no vouchers.

160
00:07:13,978 --> 00:07:16,299
- I'm not firing her.
- Joe!

161
00:07:17,643 --> 00:07:20,351
- You can split the shifts.
- I need the hours, man.

162
00:07:20,377 --> 00:07:22,415
We need to train up another
projectionist anyway.

163
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What has gotten into you?

164
00:07:23,893 --> 00:07:26,494
This is my decision as general
manager and that's final.

165
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So maybe I'm not as
meek as you say I am.

166
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You did read the letter. You read it.

167
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I am not meek.

168
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I'm not a meek man.

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Hoisted by my own petard.

170
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Hello?

171
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Hi, Mum.

172
00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,695
Hello, sweetheart.

173
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I take it your other favourite
son hasn't arrived yet?

174
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Whichever one arrives first
is my favourite son.

175
00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:05,203
Where's Dad?

176
00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:06,481
Yeah?

177
00:08:07,018 --> 00:08:09,463
"Pursues like a ghost."

178
00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:12,198
Hey, Dad.

179
00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:16,447
OK.

180
00:08:17,908 --> 00:08:20,494
You haven't met Julian
Assange, have you?

181
00:08:21,429 --> 00:08:22,642
No, Dad.

182
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Well, keep it that way.

183
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That man is nothing but trouble.

184
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Is he editing Wikipedia articles again?

185
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,174
- Yeah, why is he...?
- Don't ask me.

186
00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:37,088
I'm only affiliated with
that man through marriage.

187
00:08:37,249 --> 00:08:38,664
Are you hungry?

188
00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:39,945
Yes.

189
00:08:40,173 --> 00:08:42,613
Then you should probably
start cooking dinner.

190
00:08:43,729 --> 00:08:46,895
- Parents, I have arrived!
- God, here we go.

191
00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,596
- Hello, Mother.
- My favourite son.

192
00:08:50,752 --> 00:08:52,304
I thought you said I was
your favourite son.

193
00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:55,494
Yeah, actually, my favourite
son's the one who brings wine.

194
00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,226
Where's your class, little bro?

195
00:08:57,252 --> 00:08:59,929
- Can't even spring a bottle of red
for your own mum? - OK, come on.

196
00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:01,554
Is that Vinay?

197
00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,415
How do you spell a hashtag?

198
00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,862
It's lovely to have you home, honey.

199
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,760
Even if you did come empty-handed...

200
00:09:08,786 --> 00:09:10,674
with no girlfriend.

201
00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:27,695
- Steve.
- Who is it?

202
00:09:27,728 --> 00:09:29,198
It's Jessie.

203
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,979
No, thank you.

204
00:09:36,893 --> 00:09:38,205
- Hi.
- Hi.

205
00:09:38,479 --> 00:09:39,640
Go away.

206
00:09:40,127 --> 00:09:41,234
You have to go.

207
00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:44,018
- Stop being stupid.
- No, no, no, really.

208
00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:46,429
Where is your hospitality?

209
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,742
One of your best friends in the world
decides to stay in the country.

210
00:09:48,768 --> 00:09:50,487
You were supposed to take
back presents for my family.

211
00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:52,783
I promise I will do that. I
will do that eventually.

212
00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:55,104
- Can you let me check your mail?
- No, no, don't.

213
00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,760
Look, it's Christmas Eve, do you not
have anywhere else you need to be?

214
00:09:57,786 --> 00:10:00,432
No. Stop being weird,
let me check your mail.

215
00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,033
Please, please, please, I'm begging you.

216
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,775
What is going on here? What are you...?
Are you safe?

217
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,445
Yes, stop. I'm fine.

218
00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:09,147
Everything's fine. I just
really need you to go.

219
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,408
- What are you...?
- No. No...

220
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,055
Fuck.

221
00:10:17,877 --> 00:10:20,260
_

222
00:10:22,007 --> 00:10:23,487
She's going to love that.

223
00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:25,189
That's great.

224
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,854
That's... There you go....

225
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:33,440
I'm so sorry. Sorry.

226
00:10:35,999 --> 00:10:37,463
Goddamn it.

227
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,523
- Pudding's from scratch. Just let it go.
- It's fine.

228
00:10:41,549 --> 00:10:43,711
Next year I'm ordering takeaway.

229
00:10:43,737 --> 00:10:45,882
You lot don't even eat half the food.

230
00:10:45,908 --> 00:10:48,382
So, Tom... the new film looks crap.

231
00:10:48,408 --> 00:10:49,987
- Vinay!
- Have you seen it yet?

232
00:10:50,012 --> 00:10:51,000
No.

233
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,156
But me and the aunties are
thinking of going next week.

234
00:10:53,182 --> 00:10:55,151
Please don't take the
aunties to see that movie.

235
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,828
What film are we talking about?

236
00:10:56,854 --> 00:10:58,297
- Song of Olympus.
- SIEGE on Olympus.

237
00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:00,041
Siege on Olympus, yes.

238
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,414
That's out soon, is it?

239
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,242
I just think you should try
and be in better films.

240
00:11:03,268 --> 00:11:05,237
Mum's given you a white
first name, use it better.

241
00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:07,057
I'll have you know that Tom
is named after a great man

242
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,291
we knew a very long time ago.

243
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,057
- Tom who?
- Tom.

244
00:11:10,261 --> 00:11:11,087
Tom...

245
00:11:11,112 --> 00:11:12,773
- Tom who?
- You're kidding me.

246
00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:14,484
Completely blanked on his last name.

247
00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,619
Do you know who I miss tonight?

248
00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:18,588
Liv.

249
00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:20,221
Maybe you should get
back together with Liv.

250
00:11:20,254 --> 00:11:22,994
- Have you spoken to Olivia lately?
- No. We broke up a year ago.

251
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,359
- I still text her.
- Mum!

252
00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:26,226
What? I always put in
a good word for you.

253
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,252
- Can you please stop doing that?
- Why? She's nice.

254
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,455
I'm seeing someone new, actually.

255
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,086
Excuse me.

256
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,140
Yeah, of course, but she
actually goes to another school

257
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,881
so we're just never going to
get to see her. Am I right?

258
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,642
No. Her name's Jessie.

259
00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:43,455
- She's not an actress, is she?
- You have a cousin called Jessie.

260
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,299
- Let's see a picture then.
- No, she's not my cousin.

261
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:46,963
Why not? I mean, is she old?

262
00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:48,596
Because I would actually respect that.

263
00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:51,432
- Are you this much of a dick to everyone?
- No, I save it up for you.

264
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,362
Yeah, I'm nice to my patients,
so I kind of need an outlet.

265
00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:56,494
Come on, let's see her.

266
00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:58,875
- Let's see her.
- OK, fine!

267
00:11:58,901 --> 00:12:02,049
but I don't have a lot of pictures of her and
she's doing, like, a joke thing in this one.

268
00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:04,775
OK, so she's funny. Is she not hot?

269
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,119
Shut up.

270
00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:08,915
There she is.

271
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,682
She looks very...

272
00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:15,711
- smart.
- Is that the best picture you had?

273
00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,588
And she's in the film with you?

274
00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:20,018
God, she's got to be really funny.

275
00:12:20,242 --> 00:12:22,283
No, she's not in the film, Dad.

276
00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:10,358
He fucking Alan Rickman'd me.

277
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,382
Oh, my God.

278
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,161
He should be taken back to the US.

279
00:13:22,187 --> 00:13:23,872
- We don't want him here.
- Enough...

280
00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:26,281
Enough about Julian Assange, please.

281
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:29,161
- Does this tree smell off to you?
- Have you watered it?

282
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:30,099
- Tom?
- Yeah?

283
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,309
Tom, what are you doing? Does
this tree smell off to you?

284
00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:35,166
- What are you talking about?
- Did you get this from the market?

285
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,240
Merry Christmas.

286
00:13:53,644 --> 00:13:54,732
God.

287
00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,199
Any objections?

288
00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:12,653
No?

289
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,260
Want a red?

290
00:14:15,294 --> 00:14:19,471
? My dog has flea

291
00:14:19,497 --> 00:14:23,395
? Flea, flea, fleas... ?

292
00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:24,598
What is that?

293
00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:28,192
OK, guys...

294
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,731
Oh, God.

295
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,262
Help... Help. OK.

296
00:14:40,348 --> 00:14:42,791
Nan... Nan your camera's
around the wrong way.

297
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:45,744
- 'You're the other side too.
- It's around the wrong way.

298
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:48,440
It's around the wrong way.

299
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,492
I just want to see your... See YOU.

300
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:59,674
- 'It's just the barbecue out here.
- No, it's still the concrete.

301
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,057
- 'Christmas Day or whatever.
- Still the concrete.

302
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:05,143
- 'The gazebo, we've set up a gazebo.'
- Still concrete, Nan.

303
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,164
Are they there? Say hi.
Tell them I say hi.

304
00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:14,461
- 'Got to go, darling.
- Yep.

305
00:15:14,487 --> 00:15:17,083
- I'll ring you back. I can't... - No, no,
you have to go. Yeah. Me too. I've got to...

306
00:15:17,109 --> 00:15:18,334
- 'Catch you later.
- OK.

307
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,495
- All right. Love you.
- 'Love you.'

308
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,160
Bye.

309
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:41,461
_

310
00:15:46,164 --> 00:15:48,859
_

311
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,328
Hey, Tom, old...

312
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,203
Tombola,

313
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,538
old...

314
00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:03,070
Nope.

315
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:17,396
Hi, merry Christmas.

316
00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:21,607
I think I hate Christmas.

317
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,052
No, I... I dunno, I dunno.

318
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:29,335
But I, yeah, it kind of sucks
I can't see you today,

319
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:34,826
which I know is... is mainly,
my own fault but, yeah.

320
00:16:35,479 --> 00:16:36,638
I think...

321
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:39,598
I miss you.

322
00:16:41,018 --> 00:16:44,115
Just gross, it's very
gross to say it but...

323
00:16:44,594 --> 00:16:47,633
Yeah. I wish... I wish

324
00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:50,531
you were here or

325
00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:52,688
I was where you are,

326
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:56,883
but, yeah, whatever.

327
00:16:57,007 --> 00:16:58,070
I dunno.

328
00:17:00,663 --> 00:17:02,453
Catch you later.

329
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:05,938
Oh, my God.

330
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,914
Sorry, also I forgot to mention,

331
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,115
I have been kidnapped and they want you

332
00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:15,914
to deposit £50,000 into
their account by tomorrow

333
00:17:16,508 --> 00:17:18,469
and I probably should've led with that.

334
00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:20,421
So...

335
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:22,585
bye.

336
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,812
OK, wait, so just connect it and then...

337
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:34,391
Yeah?

338
00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,328
It's very bass-y.

339
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:40,201
You said your old one
wasn't bass-y enough.

340
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,936
This is too much bass.

341
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,500
Nobody needs this much bass.

342
00:17:44,878 --> 00:17:46,333
All right, I'm off,

343
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:47,974
these kids aren't going
to cut themselves open.

344
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,531
Don't be so disgusting.

345
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,135
Promised this kid in my ward that
you'd give him a signed picture.

346
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:54,321
Yeah, fine.

347
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,336
Well, where are they?

348
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,495
I don't just have one on me.

349
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,133
Well, come on, then.

350
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,701
You know, you should do a TV show.

351
00:18:04,727 --> 00:18:07,055
I mean, all the good actors are
doing TV shows now, right?

352
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,735
I'm doing another movie, actually.

353
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,945
Wow. Well, I hope it is good.

354
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,279
Been getting a lot of flak at
work about that one, actually.

355
00:18:14,305 --> 00:18:16,880
Didn't realise paediatric
surgeons were such cinephiles.

356
00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:19,992
Man, they are, and they
are fucking ruthless.

357
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,524
To Caleb.

358
00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,718
"To Caleb.

359
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:30,414
- "Doctor Kapoor wet the bed..."
- Hey. Tom... Tom.

360
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,070
- "till he was 16."
- All right. Thanks.

361
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:36,281
There you go.

362
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,255
Yeah, you know what, I'm actually
not embarrassed about that

363
00:18:39,281 --> 00:18:42,555
and understanding why that happened is
actually what pushed me into medicine, so...

364
00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,060
'Catch you later.

365
00:18:55,255 --> 00:18:56,870
Sorry,
also I forgot to mention,

366
00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:59,518
'I have been kidnapped and
they want you to deposit

367
00:18:59,544 --> 00:19:01,873
£50,000 into their account by tomorrow.'

368
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,576
Is this a podcast?

369
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:06,607
Cannot wait to meet her.
Merry Christmas.

370
00:19:10,403 --> 00:19:12,309
Still very bass-y.

371
00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:16,990
No.

372
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:18,955
Don't go in there.

373
00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:21,216
- What are you doing?
- 'Nora?

374
00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,388
Oh, my God!

375
00:19:34,451 --> 00:19:37,495
_

376
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,178
What the hell? I can't
find my fucking keys.

377
00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:51,420
- What the fuck.
- What are you doing here?

378
00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:54,576
I couldn't bear it, could I,
you being alone for Christmas.

379
00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:57,420
Started ruining my Christmas,
so thanks for that.

380
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,850
Here's some ham.

381
00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:01,341
My God, you wouldn't believe my parents.

382
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,279
My dad got drunk, my mum was crying,

383
00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:08,048
my brother was rude TO ME,
which is totally not on.

384
00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:10,655
Such a joke. Honestly.
Why's it so dark in here?

385
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,790
- Sorry. Sorry
- Sorry.

386
00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:15,860
Merry Christmas.

387
00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:18,985
Ian?

388
00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:28,876
My mum got you a present, she wants
a picture of you opening it.

389
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:30,634
OK, coming.

390
00:20:33,478 --> 00:20:40,290
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