1 00:00:03,398 --> 00:00:06,395 Eight, seven, six... 2 00:00:06,421 --> 00:00:08,625 You don't have to kiss me or anything. 3 00:00:08,651 --> 00:00:10,539 Genuinely didn't cross my mind. 4 00:00:12,335 --> 00:00:15,237 Shall we split this or should I, I put some money into your account or...? 5 00:00:15,263 --> 00:00:17,242 No, it's fine, don't worry. 6 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:20,349 He's a famous actor and you're a little rat nobody. 7 00:00:20,373 --> 00:00:22,317 - Loved you in The Avengers. - I wasn't in that. 8 00:00:22,343 --> 00:00:24,406 Harsh, but it's true. 9 00:00:26,437 --> 00:00:28,548 My God, stop trying to win at kissing. 10 00:00:28,573 --> 00:00:30,015 Can you stop trying to win at kissing? 11 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,700 There is a reason actors date other actors. 12 00:00:32,726 --> 00:00:34,349 Dating someone like you 13 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,591 will most likely ruin a girl's life forever. 14 00:00:36,617 --> 00:00:38,687 - It's just the cleaner. - Yeah, sorry. 15 00:00:38,992 --> 00:00:40,450 You're a true romantic, Cath. 16 00:00:40,476 --> 00:00:43,364 It's like one of those weird animal friendship shows a Labrador and a hedgehog who are friends. 17 00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:44,781 Yeah, people don't think that. 18 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:47,460 Obviously you would say that, you're the fucking Labrador. 19 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:51,978 I'm busting my arse to stay in a city I'm not even from. 20 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:54,367 It's not like I have any family here either. 21 00:00:54,903 --> 00:00:58,208 I don't have a person. I think I have to go home. 22 00:00:58,233 --> 00:01:00,614 - Come to Ireland with me. - Come to New Zealand with me. 23 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,942 No, don't leave. Stay here. 24 00:01:03,968 --> 00:01:06,148 - I can't. - So what do we do? 25 00:01:06,173 --> 00:01:08,908 Dunno. Be friends? Cheers, pal. 26 00:01:08,988 --> 00:01:10,625 You're welcome, friend. 27 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,908 Next stop is Charing Cross Station, 28 00:01:17,933 --> 00:01:20,875 change here for services to Heathrow, 29 00:01:20,901 --> 00:01:23,427 terminals one, two and three. 30 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:13,128 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - I dunno what to do. What can I do? 31 00:02:13,153 --> 00:02:14,541 No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 32 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:17,307 It's so much money, isn't it? So much money and I had a whole plan, 33 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:19,424 I had it planned out, all right? I had the window seat, 34 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,377 I booked two window seats for both the flights 35 00:02:21,403 --> 00:02:22,456 and a gluten-free meal. 36 00:02:22,481 --> 00:02:24,674 A gluten-free meal cos I don't even eat gluten-free 37 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,174 but l-l-l know that they come out first and I was going to watch Dunkirk 38 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,437 and so now I guess I'll just never watch Dunkirk now. 39 00:02:29,463 --> 00:02:31,854 - We can watch Dunkirk. - On the ground? In a house? 40 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,276 Don't be ridiculous, man. Jeez. 41 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:37,866 God. It's just, it's just, I don't really... 42 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,867 I've never done this, I've never done this before. 43 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,510 - Do you want to see if you can still make it? - Do you think I should? 44 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,151 - No. - No, no, because me neither, 45 00:02:44,177 --> 00:02:46,495 me neither cos I think it's good and I made a decision 46 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:49,010 and it's fine and I'm an adult and I'm sticking with it. 47 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:52,651 I can make decisions cos I... I am in control of my destiny, 48 00:02:52,677 --> 00:02:55,768 and this is... It's just a crazy decision that I made. 49 00:02:55,794 --> 00:02:57,284 Is this a crazy decision? 50 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,187 - Yes. - I knew it. I so knew it. 51 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:02,682 But I'm glad you made it. Stop me from doing something crazy. 52 00:03:02,846 --> 00:03:04,781 An airport chase would've been horrible. 53 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,620 You know I have a bad knee. 54 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:09,409 Yeah. You shouldn't run on a bad knee. 55 00:03:09,663 --> 00:03:12,141 - So, let's just... - Oh, God. 56 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,547 - Let's just... - Yeah? 57 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:15,573 - take things one step at a time. - OK. 58 00:03:15,598 --> 00:03:17,191 - Take it slow. - Slow. 59 00:03:17,217 --> 00:03:18,775 Yeah, slow. I can do slow. 60 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,517 - Let's get some breakfast. - Yeah. 61 00:03:20,543 --> 00:03:22,457 Yeah. Yeah, good. 62 00:03:22,904 --> 00:03:24,426 Great. Thank you. 63 00:03:24,945 --> 00:03:27,191 - OK? - Great. No. Slow, it's fine. 64 00:03:28,393 --> 00:03:29,597 That's it. 65 00:03:29,801 --> 00:03:32,660 Where are my bags? Where are my bags? 66 00:03:33,277 --> 00:03:35,801 - Where did you put my bags? - OK. 67 00:03:35,826 --> 00:03:37,179 - We probably... - Oh, no. 68 00:03:37,205 --> 00:03:38,936 - No, no, no, it's OK. - No, no, no. 69 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:41,077 - Where's the bus? Where's it going? - Where are you going? 70 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:42,751 - I don't know... - The bus went that way. 71 00:03:42,777 --> 00:03:44,095 OK, fine! 72 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:48,658 Hey... Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop. 73 00:03:48,683 --> 00:03:54,133 www.subtitulamos.tv 74 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,517 Thank you. 75 00:04:00,843 --> 00:04:01,918 Thank you! 76 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:03,454 - I've never seen anyone move... - I'm not a natural runner, 77 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,998 - I've got flat feet. - You were like a penguin, I dunno. 78 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:08,251 Can you believe no-one stole my bag? 79 00:04:08,454 --> 00:04:10,759 - Yeah. - What? They're good bags. 80 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:13,518 - No, no, it's my... I said I was going to get this. - No, no. 81 00:04:13,543 --> 00:04:15,861 No, it's our first date, let me pay. 82 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:17,998 OK. 83 00:04:18,023 --> 00:04:19,993 - Thanks, guys. - Thank you. 84 00:04:21,141 --> 00:04:23,086 Is this what people usually do on a first date? 85 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:25,838 - You've never been on a first date before? - No. 86 00:04:25,863 --> 00:04:28,155 I actually prefer just to bump into someone, like, 87 00:04:28,181 --> 00:04:29,908 a number of times over the course of a year 88 00:04:29,934 --> 00:04:32,681 and then just not get on a plane for them. 89 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,056 Long con. 90 00:04:34,158 --> 00:04:37,163 Well, usually you make small talk and they get to know each other. 91 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,460 OK... OK. 92 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:41,169 - All right, well, hello. - Hi. 93 00:04:41,195 --> 00:04:43,317 My name is Jessie, I am 21 years old. 94 00:04:43,343 --> 00:04:45,872 - 21? - Yes, don't ask, for any ID 95 00:04:45,898 --> 00:04:47,688 but I don't remember 9/11. 96 00:04:47,713 --> 00:04:50,711 OK. Are your parents mad that you've run off with an older man? 97 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,180 No. 98 00:04:54,609 --> 00:04:58,638 - Are you going to call them? - Yeah. No, I mean, it's just probably later there, 99 00:04:58,906 --> 00:05:01,005 so I'll ring them in the morning, but, yeah, it'll be good. 100 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:02,606 It'll be fine. They'll be fine with it. 101 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,818 I mean, they paid for the tickets so maybe they'll be annoyed. 102 00:05:04,843 --> 00:05:07,255 Little bit annoyed, but no, they'll be good. 103 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:08,257 They'll get it. 104 00:05:08,283 --> 00:05:11,250 I mean, Mum did change the sheets in the spare room, 105 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:15,422 so, weirdly, that is a thing she would probably get weirdly mad about, but... 106 00:05:16,195 --> 00:05:20,226 No, she, yeah, yeah, they'll be good. They'll be good. 107 00:05:21,218 --> 00:05:24,196 So, what do you want to do? Do you want to go back to your flat? 108 00:05:24,222 --> 00:05:25,242 No. 109 00:05:25,663 --> 00:05:27,281 You want to come back to mine? 110 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,802 No, because I mean I'm... I'm just having a good time being out 111 00:05:32,828 --> 00:05:34,614 and out and about in London. 112 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,958 Like, how often do you find yourself in the middle of London? 113 00:05:36,984 --> 00:05:39,408 - Quite often. - I think we should just keep doing something, 114 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:41,224 like, let's just do something fun. We'll do something fun. 115 00:05:41,269 --> 00:05:43,034 Swinging London, baby. 116 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:45,128 Like, we could just do something and just keep moving forward 117 00:05:45,152 --> 00:05:46,964 and I think if we keep moving forward 118 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:50,433 this is all just going to feel a bit more normal cos I'm feeling a bit... 119 00:05:50,823 --> 00:05:52,511 - Yeah. - OK. Yeah, sure. 120 00:05:52,536 --> 00:05:54,324 - Let's move. - Yeah, let's do it. 121 00:05:54,663 --> 00:05:56,713 What the fuck? 122 00:05:57,269 --> 00:06:00,533 - Why are we back on a bus? - You wanted to go sightseeing. 123 00:06:00,562 --> 00:06:03,212 God. I didn't want to go on a... God! 124 00:06:04,081 --> 00:06:05,595 First time in London. 125 00:06:08,626 --> 00:06:12,088 Why aren't you ringing me from a fucking plane to Ireland? 126 00:06:12,113 --> 00:06:14,014 Yeah, look, something's come up. 127 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,590 I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. 128 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:17,208 Where the fuck are you? I'm coming to get you. 129 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:19,348 - No, no, don't do that. - Yeah, no, I am. 130 00:06:19,374 --> 00:06:21,813 Drop me a fucking pin, darling. Drop the pin. 131 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,757 - Everything's fine. - Drop it! 132 00:06:26,718 --> 00:06:27,968 Don't smile. 133 00:06:28,026 --> 00:06:29,944 - Really? - Yes. 134 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:35,147 But you're going to draw me smiling in the... 135 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,608 Cos I'd... I'd like to look happy in any way. 136 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:41,272 That's, like, a request. 137 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,648 Yeah, don't look straight at me, please. 138 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,999 Sorry. 139 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,116 - They're fantastic. - Yeah, yeah. 140 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,301 - Oh, my... - Don't smile, hands down. 141 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,981 - OK. - Look at me. Don't look at this. 142 00:06:53,007 --> 00:06:54,186 - My God. - Don't. 143 00:06:55,225 --> 00:06:57,811 My God. Do you know him? 144 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:00,895 Look, I'm really sorry, it's just not a good time. There's a lot of... 145 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,780 You wanted to make this pretentious film, 146 00:07:02,806 --> 00:07:04,200 I wanted to make some money. 147 00:07:04,226 --> 00:07:06,254 I want to do the film, of course I do. 148 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,726 You know this is bullying? 149 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:10,168 This is workplace bullying. 150 00:07:10,194 --> 00:07:12,309 - Can't I just go first thing tomorrow? - No. 151 00:07:12,335 --> 00:07:15,866 Well, something's come up and I'm not going to be able to make that flight. 152 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,312 I'm feeling very stressed! 153 00:07:18,945 --> 00:07:20,241 I love you. 154 00:07:21,646 --> 00:07:22,887 What do you think? 155 00:07:22,913 --> 00:07:24,934 - Nice. - Yeah, you like it? 156 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,434 Did you ask to be on a jet ski? 157 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:28,733 No, that was the artist's own choice, but I do like it. 158 00:07:28,804 --> 00:07:32,601 Also, he hooked me up with the tickets to Magic Mike Live. It's sick. 159 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:34,683 A ticket scalper and a caricature artist. 160 00:07:34,709 --> 00:07:36,468 Yeah, very multi-talented. 161 00:07:36,796 --> 00:07:39,417 - Who was that on the phone? - No-one, just work. 162 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,808 - Is everything OK? - Yeah, all good. 163 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:43,821 So you're taking me to dinner and a show? 164 00:07:43,847 --> 00:07:46,651 No dinner, just a show. I've spent the last of my money on this, 165 00:07:46,677 --> 00:07:48,581 so I better see some titties. 166 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:51,208 - Gross. - No, it's not gross if it's men's titties, 167 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:53,630 - it's actually OK. - Really, is that the rule now? 168 00:07:55,681 --> 00:07:59,794 - Your bags. - Sorry. Sorry. *** 169 00:07:59,863 --> 00:08:01,114 Yeah, sorry. 170 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:06,138 Do you have a key? 171 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:08,239 No. 172 00:08:09,686 --> 00:08:10,857 Is Kate in? 173 00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:12,778 No, she'll be at work. 174 00:08:13,357 --> 00:08:14,762 So it's probably for the best. 175 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,184 Do you have a spare key? 176 00:08:17,802 --> 00:08:20,974 Yeah. I just don't know where it is. 177 00:08:21,395 --> 00:08:22,445 OK. 178 00:08:25,952 --> 00:08:27,231 Is it this one? 179 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:30,185 - Yeah, that's it. - There you go. 180 00:08:30,905 --> 00:08:33,130 - Was that just there? - Yeah. 181 00:08:34,394 --> 00:08:38,049 Home, sweet home. God. Bang one here. Yeah, just bring it through. 182 00:08:38,074 --> 00:08:40,777 - Through there? - Yeah. Are you all right there? 183 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,111 Jesus. 184 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:45,236 My God! My God! No, no, no, no! 185 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,564 Where you going? Come back here! 186 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:48,759 My back. 187 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:51,219 Are you OK? 188 00:09:00,913 --> 00:09:03,085 I just need to say it was my idea not Kate's. 189 00:09:03,111 --> 00:09:05,340 - What is wrong with you? - You were supposed to be at work. 190 00:09:05,365 --> 00:09:08,762 You were supposed to be on a plane, flying out of my life forever. 191 00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:11,064 I've spent the entire morning grieving. 192 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,918 Is that what we walked in on, is it? 193 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:15,392 My God. Your mum is going to kill you. 194 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:17,088 You probably should tell her soon, shouldn't you? 195 00:09:17,112 --> 00:09:19,551 I should fucking think so. No offence, Tom. 196 00:09:19,577 --> 00:09:21,678 Can we take this outside? 197 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:25,129 Yeah. Yeah, let's take this outside cos I'm going to kick your ass. 198 00:09:25,154 --> 00:09:26,356 - You're going to kick my ass? - Yes. 199 00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:29,199 I think you misunderstand our height difference there. 200 00:09:29,225 --> 00:09:30,975 - Order me anything. - Yep. 201 00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:35,708 Actually, can you order me a bacon butty? Thank you. 202 00:09:43,354 --> 00:09:45,651 - What are you doing? - I don't want Tom to think I'm freaking out. 203 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:48,968 - Are you freaking out? - Of course I'm freaking out. 204 00:09:48,993 --> 00:09:52,448 What do you... What does that mean? Obviously. 205 00:09:52,474 --> 00:09:55,161 I've actually always wanted to come to this place. 206 00:09:55,187 --> 00:09:57,066 - Yeah? Why's that? - Yeah. 207 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,472 I'm not sure. 208 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:08,152 I know what this is. This is your Saturn returning. 209 00:10:08,177 --> 00:10:10,943 - Shut up. - Saturn's returning. Your Saturn's returning. 210 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:14,092 It's back, baby, and it is fucking shit up. 211 00:10:14,118 --> 00:10:15,433 Just... 212 00:10:15,459 --> 00:10:16,709 - OK, now, listen to me. - No. 213 00:10:16,735 --> 00:10:19,887 This is going to be the hardest year of your life, without question, 214 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:22,288 and I'm going to be there with you every step of the way. 215 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:23,644 - No. - Yes. 216 00:10:23,742 --> 00:10:25,441 - My God. - Fuck yes. 217 00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:28,831 - Come on, we got this. - We don't got this. We don't... What are you talking about? 218 00:10:28,857 --> 00:10:30,717 - Saturn returning is not a thing. - It's a huge thing. 219 00:10:30,743 --> 00:10:34,045 What is Saturn? Where is it returning to? I don't know what you're talking about. 220 00:10:34,071 --> 00:10:35,529 Do you think they're OK? 221 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:39,224 You know how girls love to gab. 222 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:41,232 Right, yeah. 223 00:10:44,013 --> 00:10:45,888 I'm not... I'm not sexist. 224 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,249 No, it didn't, it didn't sound like that, don't worry. 225 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:50,808 - This is not Tom's fault. - Yes, it is. 226 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:53,100 Yes, OK, technically it is Tom's fault, 227 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,186 but I don't want him to know that. 228 00:10:55,212 --> 00:10:58,639 Look, you don't have to stay. You can still go. 229 00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:01,236 But what... No, no, no, I want to stay, that's why I stayed. 230 00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:03,798 - I'm staying. I'm stayed. - OK. 231 00:11:04,273 --> 00:11:06,017 - OK. - Good. 232 00:11:07,753 --> 00:11:12,267 Do you think part of you decided to stay because of me? 233 00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:14,476 - Hand on heart? - Yeah. 234 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,595 - Not really, no. - Fair enough. 235 00:11:17,414 --> 00:11:20,167 So, you and Jessie? Big news? Big day? 236 00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:23,248 - Yeah, I guess. - She stayed in the country just for you. 237 00:11:23,273 --> 00:11:25,816 I mean, that's things moving fast, right? 238 00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:27,724 Well, I dunno about that, it was kind of a... 239 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,834 Jessie's got one of those faces, right? 240 00:11:30,271 --> 00:11:32,152 - Sorry? - You know, Helen of Troy, 241 00:11:32,178 --> 00:11:35,745 the face that launched a thousand ships. The face that grounded a thousand planes in your case. 242 00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:38,483 - Right, yeah. - Seriously, if you're thinking of buying the... 243 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:40,381 - I know a guy who can. - Hey! 244 00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:41,506 Hi. 245 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,318 - Sorry about that. - Girl talk. 246 00:11:44,451 --> 00:11:45,744 Everything OK? 247 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:48,756 Yeah. No, no, I'm fine, just a bit sleepy. 248 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:57,881 So, what are we doing now? Are we going back my house? 249 00:11:58,524 --> 00:12:01,889 - Do you want to? - No, we have plans. We have... 250 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:04,483 plans. 251 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:07,201 Yes! Yes! 252 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,623 Yes!! 253 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,982 Amateur. Where did you learn how to drive? 254 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:15,228 - Don't you have a job? - Disrespectful. 255 00:12:15,253 --> 00:12:18,412 I'm trying to improve your game, dude. 256 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,912 - Children these days. Hello. - There you go. 257 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:24,724 Black and white, fancy. 258 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,584 What? 259 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:32,724 - You look kind of worried. - Really? 260 00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:35,396 Sort of. Do you... not... 261 00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:38,117 Little crinkle, little crinkle there. 262 00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:39,553 No, I don't. 263 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,338 You know you don't have to spend all day with me. 264 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,303 - I can entertain myself. - Yeah, I know. 265 00:12:47,045 --> 00:12:48,890 - Ok. Are you having fun? Yes? - Yeah. 266 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:50,451 Where do you want to go next? 267 00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:53,613 This one, I think. I think I might... I think I might waste you at this. 268 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,912 - OK, she's talking a big game, let's go. - Yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 269 00:12:55,938 --> 00:12:57,458 OK, ready? 270 00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:00,158 Yes. 271 00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:02,763 No *** 272 00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:06,259 Hey, you'd tell me if you wanted to go home, right? 273 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,538 Why would I want to go home? I've got lots to do here. 274 00:13:08,563 --> 00:13:11,521 Errands to run, loose ends to tie up. 275 00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:13,768 I think we should have sex again at some point. 276 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,334 I'm being serious. 277 00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:16,962 Why would you ask me that? 278 00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:20,537 I just wanted to make sure you knew you didn't have to stay. 279 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:22,748 I know. 280 00:13:23,222 --> 00:13:24,661 Cool, cos... 281 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,493 I got you something. 282 00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:28,829 Is it a nude? 283 00:13:28,855 --> 00:13:31,188 Because I could ruin your life with this. 284 00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:32,685 It's very... 285 00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:37,162 What is this? 286 00:13:37,237 --> 00:13:38,787 It's a plane ticket home. 287 00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,232 For who? 288 00:13:41,662 --> 00:13:44,379 You totally don't have to use it, it's just an option. 289 00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:46,232 So when did you do this? 290 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:49,098 I bought it while your hand was stuck in the air hockey machine. 291 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,552 OK. 292 00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:55,509 All right, well, thanks. 293 00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,928 It's just a joke, it wasn't supposed to be, like, a serious thing. 294 00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,896 You know, if you wanted me to leave you could just ask. 295 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,623 - You know, you could just tell me. - No, I... 296 00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:03,019 - Tom Kapoor? - Hi. 297 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:04,667 - Have we...? - I love you, man. 298 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:07,503 - That's great. I've actually got... - *** This is fate. 299 00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:09,185 Can I get a photo? 300 00:14:09,211 --> 00:14:11,115 - Yeah, course. - Yeah? 301 00:14:13,613 --> 00:14:16,363 - Do you want to...? - OK. Yeah. 302 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,878 Nice! 303 00:14:23,871 --> 00:14:25,097 Epic! 304 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,441 Epic! 305 00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:29,097 - I don't want you to leave. - Yeah. 306 00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:30,816 But I don't want you to feel like you can't leave. 307 00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:33,235 I want you to stay, that's the whole point. 308 00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:35,495 Then why would you buy a fucking plane ticket then? 309 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:37,641 Well, I was trying to be romantic. 310 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,902 Is it romantic if you're sending your date 311 00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:41,712 to literally the other side of the planet? 312 00:14:41,738 --> 00:14:43,863 Obviously, I was hoping you wouldn't use it. 313 00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:47,157 Right, so you bought me a plane ticket in the hopes that I wouldn't use it? 314 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:49,946 Yes, but don't make it sound bad. 315 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,214 You are totally putting off me off my rhythm, could you please move? 316 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,509 - Jesus. - Look, it's not a big deal, just forget it. 317 00:14:56,534 --> 00:15:00,430 OK. It is a big deal, though, because that's a lot of money, that's a lot of money to me. 318 00:15:00,456 --> 00:15:01,948 Do you want me to just give you the money, then? 319 00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:04,379 - No, I don't want your money. Richie Rich. - I'm sorry. 320 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,558 - That was just a stupid thing to say. - What are you talking about? 321 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:08,503 - It's disgusting. - Game over. 322 00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:13,063 And look, OK, game over. Great, so that's, so that's my worst game, ever. 323 00:15:13,089 --> 00:15:16,532 So thank you. Thank you for that and thank you for your generous, generous offer. 324 00:15:16,558 --> 00:15:18,509 Look, it was supposed to be a nice thing. 325 00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:21,327 I've spent literally the whole day trying to make you feel OK. 326 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,618 I shouldn't even be here, I'm supposed to be Ireland right now. 327 00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:26,204 We're all supposed to bloody be somewhere, mate. 328 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:32,001 Look, I'm going to go to Magic Mike, Live, 329 00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:34,853 - and I don't think you should come. - Well, I never wanted to come. 330 00:15:34,879 --> 00:15:36,626 - Well, you clearly have no taste. - Fine. 331 00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:37,689 Fine. 332 00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:44,689 Can you be the one to leave, though, because I want to play that pinball machine over there, so maybe...? 333 00:15:45,284 --> 00:15:47,098 - You're being ridiculous. - I'm being ri... 334 00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:49,064 Right now, you, you're being ridiculous. 335 00:15:59,154 --> 00:16:01,040 Mum. Hi. 336 00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:03,376 No, no, I'm fine, I... 337 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,290 No, obviously I'm not ringing from the plane. I... 338 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,298 Yeah, don't freak out, 339 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:14,337 because what I'm about to tell you is quite funny if you... 340 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:20,439 Yeah, I did, but I... I will pay you back, that's the thing. 341 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,133 Of course I'll pay you back. 342 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,470 Well, 343 00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:27,845 I dunno, we can set up, like, a payment plan or something? I don't know. 344 00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:30,415 Can you please not yell at me? It's just... 345 00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:32,640 Yeah. I know. I know. 346 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,657 I know you changed the sheets. 347 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:08,017 Ladies, get your drinks and your *** dollars, 348 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:12,228 the sexiest night of your life will begin again soon. 349 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,204 Hello. 350 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:25,519 - Are you enjoying the show? - Yeah... 351 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,040 Yeah, I am, I'm loving it. These boys are really talented. 352 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,962 How much did the T-shirt cost? 353 00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:42,238 £22. 354 00:17:42,326 --> 00:17:43,767 That's a lot of money. 355 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,931 Yeah, I had to use my credit card. 356 00:17:49,563 --> 00:17:51,517 Hi, I'm Tom. 357 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,069 - I'm 25. - 25? 358 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:57,657 I love the Star Wars prequels, and I barely remember Y2K. 359 00:17:58,738 --> 00:18:00,446 Nice to meet you, Tom. 360 00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:07,728 I'm sorry I booked you a plane ticket home. 361 00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:11,768 I'm sorry I have been having a moderate nervous breakdown for 12 hours. 362 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,946 Don't apologise, it's been thrilling. 363 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,329 Have I ruined your life? 364 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:19,790 No. 365 00:18:20,085 --> 00:18:23,595 I wouldn't worry about that, I have been ruining my own life for, like, 366 00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:25,345 years now. 367 00:18:29,348 --> 00:18:31,360 Is it weird that I stayed? 368 00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:33,079 No. 369 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,044 Do you regret staying? 370 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,368 No. 371 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:37,892 Good. 372 00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:43,314 C'est la vie, you know? 373 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:45,790 As the French say. Life is short. 374 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:48,655 Life is short and long. 375 00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,202 Life is short and long. 376 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:55,129 Life is simultaneously very short and very long. 377 00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:57,258 That's profound stuff. 378 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,720 You've got to stay for the second half. 379 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:02,061 - I can't. - Why not? 380 00:19:02,087 --> 00:19:04,098 - I have a flight. - What for? 381 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:05,298 Work. 382 00:19:05,548 --> 00:19:08,038 Work? That's... I wouldn't call it work. 383 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,616 You know what is work? Dancing for an hour and a half 384 00:19:10,642 --> 00:19:13,595 ten times a week, giving it 100% every single time. 385 00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,665 - That is work. - Why don't you come with me? 386 00:19:15,691 --> 00:19:17,845 You could book your own flight this time. 387 00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:20,774 No. 388 00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,126 Why not? 389 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,485 I have to see what happens to Mike. 390 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,078 So there's a narrative? 391 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:30,220 If you follow it closely enough there is. 392 00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:36,991 It's really amazing because it's a journey, you know what I mean? 393 00:19:37,017 --> 00:19:38,256 They don't even take many of their clothes off, 394 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:41,557 it's actually more what they do with sort of the expectation of it. 395 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,485 I'll call you when I land. 396 00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:45,275 OK. 397 00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,759 - Have a good flight. - Thank you. 398 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,446 I'm glad you stayed. 399 00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:54,642 Me too. 400 00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:39,189 www.subtitulamos.tv