1 00:00:31,351 --> 00:00:34,929 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:38,382 --> 00:00:41,281 Okay, children, let's take our seats! 3 00:00:41,383 --> 00:00:44,414 Good morning, kids. So great to see you! 4 00:00:44,984 --> 00:00:47,830 I know it's always a little hard coming back from a break. 5 00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:50,350 You know, you know, we've had a few distractions 6 00:00:50,355 --> 00:00:53,020 but let's just pick up where we left off. 7 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:57,954 Kids, over this last break, I met somebody. 8 00:00:57,959 --> 00:01:00,642 And, uh, I'm pretty excited. 9 00:01:00,647 --> 00:01:02,691 And, uh, we've been really enjoying 10 00:01:02,716 --> 00:01:06,312 each other's company, and, you know, things got physical. 11 00:01:06,478 --> 00:01:10,010 His name is Rick, and, uh, well, anyway, 12 00:01:10,011 --> 00:01:11,775 I really wanted you to meet him, just... 13 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,564 You know he's a... He's a little nervous, 14 00:01:13,569 --> 00:01:15,400 so just be cool, okay? 15 00:01:15,405 --> 00:01:16,642 Come on, Rick. 16 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,532 Oh, come on, you big silly, they're not gonna bite you. 17 00:01:20,322 --> 00:01:21,567 Class... 18 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:23,501 this is Rick. 19 00:01:24,759 --> 00:01:27,774 Now, look, we're not gettin' married tomorrow or anything. 20 00:01:27,779 --> 00:01:29,582 We're just enjoying each other's company 21 00:01:29,587 --> 00:01:32,118 and seeing where this whole thing takes us. 22 00:01:32,123 --> 00:01:33,527 This is really awkward. 23 00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:35,610 I-I told you I thought this was a bad idea. 24 00:01:35,615 --> 00:01:37,213 He's very shy, 25 00:01:37,218 --> 00:01:40,449 but I wanted you kids to know that he treats me really well. 26 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:43,907 Way better than that narcissistic psychopath Marcus! 27 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:46,213 I-I should be going. 28 00:01:46,345 --> 00:01:49,345 Okay, okay, well, you're gonna come pick me up after school? 29 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,860 Yeah, yeah, you're done at 4:00? 30 00:01:50,865 --> 00:01:52,603 I'll be ready like 3:30. 31 00:01:52,608 --> 00:01:54,038 They like you. 32 00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:57,126 They do! No, that's just them being them. 33 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:59,259 Okay, text me at lunch! 34 00:01:59,264 --> 00:02:00,849 Bye, Ri-i-i-i-ck! 35 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:14,467 Oh, shit, it's Marcus! Should I answer it?! 36 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:17,722 I have to answer it. He's gonna suspect something. 37 00:02:17,747 --> 00:02:20,318 Just keep quiet about Rick! Don't say anything! 38 00:02:20,561 --> 00:02:22,567 H-Hey, Marcus. Whats up? 39 00:02:23,481 --> 00:02:25,014 No. 40 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,552 No. 41 00:02:28,342 --> 00:02:29,997 I'm in the classroom with the kids. 42 00:02:30,022 --> 00:02:31,616 Aren't... Aren't I, kids?! 43 00:02:32,407 --> 00:02:35,474 O-Okay, you couldn't really hear them, but I'm with the kids. 44 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:37,209 No. 45 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,099 Who's Rick? 46 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:42,756 We've never heard of Rick, have we, kids?! 47 00:02:43,619 --> 00:02:45,490 Will you [BLEEP] say something! 48 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:49,217 Marcus, Marcus, I really don't... why?! 49 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,576 Fine! Go ahead! 50 00:02:51,581 --> 00:02:54,662 That's fi-fine! Okay, geez! 51 00:02:56,131 --> 00:02:58,197 Well, nice going, kids. 52 00:02:58,272 --> 00:03:00,068 What is wrong with you?! 53 00:03:00,073 --> 00:03:01,381 You don't listen, 54 00:03:01,386 --> 00:03:03,685 and you blatantly go against my direction! 55 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:05,334 What's going on here, students? 56 00:03:05,339 --> 00:03:07,312 I ask them for a response, and nothing! 57 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:09,647 First they just sit there when I need their focus 58 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,251 and their energy and when I ask them for... 59 00:03:11,252 --> 00:03:12,515 You kids know that these teachers 60 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:14,010 are doing their very best for your benefit?! 61 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:15,548 I don't know how much more I can take of this. 62 00:03:15,549 --> 00:03:17,284 I am sick and tired of students thinking 63 00:03:17,285 --> 00:03:18,679 they can walk all over their teachers 64 00:03:18,683 --> 00:03:20,180 who gave you everything they've got! 65 00:03:20,185 --> 00:03:22,310 I've got enough problems as it is. 66 00:03:22,315 --> 00:03:23,732 I tell you what else. 67 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,141 This Friday, for pajama day at school, 68 00:03:26,146 --> 00:03:28,240 this class does not get to wear their pajamas. 69 00:03:28,844 --> 00:03:30,184 - What?! - What'd he say?! 70 00:03:30,189 --> 00:03:32,816 You heard me. No pajama day for this class. 71 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,546 Now maybe you'll remember to have some respect 72 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:35,967 for your teacher! 73 00:03:36,353 --> 00:03:38,386 This is bullshit! 74 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:40,399 They can't take our pajamas from us! 75 00:03:40,404 --> 00:03:41,977 Who does the principal think he is?! 76 00:03:41,982 --> 00:03:44,179 After everything we've been through the past couple years, 77 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,006 they're gonna take pajama day from us, too. 78 00:03:46,011 --> 00:03:47,459 We didn't even do anything wrong! 79 00:03:47,464 --> 00:03:49,398 We didn't do [BLEEP] anything wrong! 80 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,029 We keep not doing anything wrong, 81 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:52,576 and we keep getting [BLEEP]! 82 00:03:52,581 --> 00:03:54,896 Guess that's just part of being a kid these days. 83 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:55,905 Yup. 84 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:56,912 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 85 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,506 We are not going to just stand for this?! 86 00:03:58,510 --> 00:03:59,771 What else can we do, brah? 87 00:03:59,776 --> 00:04:02,071 Brah, we can have some goddamn balls. 88 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,248 What does Matt Damon say on that Bitcoin commercial? 89 00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:06,279 - Fortune favors the brave. - My dad said 90 00:04:06,284 --> 00:04:08,449 he listened to Matt Damon and lost all his money. 91 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:11,449 Yes, everyone did. But they were brave in doing so. 92 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:13,505 We have to stand up for ourselves, you guys. 93 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:15,369 I say we go right to the principal's office 94 00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:17,529 and tell him what's up, brah. 95 00:04:23,469 --> 00:04:24,469 Yeah. 96 00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:27,265 Some kids want to speak with you about pajama day. 97 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:29,106 Alright, send 'em in. 98 00:04:34,429 --> 00:04:35,812 Mr. Principal, sir, 99 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,445 can we please wear our pajamas on pajama day? 100 00:04:41,091 --> 00:04:42,182 I'm sorry, ladies. 101 00:04:42,187 --> 00:04:44,246 I have made a decision, and I'm sticking to it. 102 00:04:44,547 --> 00:04:47,773 Mr. Principal, we really didn't do anything wrong. 103 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:51,383 I appreciate your sentiment, but as principal of the school, 104 00:04:51,388 --> 00:04:53,058 it's my job to make decisions 105 00:04:53,063 --> 00:04:55,195 and stand by them to maintain order. 106 00:04:55,297 --> 00:04:57,845 Do you know how long we've waited for pajama day?! 107 00:04:57,846 --> 00:04:59,914 You can't force us to wear normal clothes! 108 00:04:59,919 --> 00:05:01,594 What is this, Nazi Germany?! 109 00:05:01,599 --> 00:05:03,570 Hey! How many times have I told you kids 110 00:05:03,575 --> 00:05:04,707 not to bring up Nazi Germany 111 00:05:04,712 --> 00:05:06,398 when you don't get something you want?! 112 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,492 - You're a fascist! - Get out! 113 00:05:08,497 --> 00:05:11,687 You're a fascist, and this whole school stinks of Nazis! 114 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:15,117 I can't believe the things these students say sometimes. 115 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,015 You better quit while you're ahead. 116 00:05:18,422 --> 00:05:19,515 What? 117 00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:23,570 You don't understand how important pajama day is to kids. 118 00:05:23,765 --> 00:05:26,589 It's like the Met Gala for children. 119 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:29,969 If I change my mind now, I look weak. 120 00:05:29,974 --> 00:05:31,939 Mkay... But I don't think 121 00:05:31,944 --> 00:05:34,984 this is gonna end up the way you want it to. 122 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:44,591 _ 123 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:48,466 _ 124 00:06:00,632 --> 00:06:02,953 Hey, look! It's Eric Cartman! 125 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:13,539 Eric! Eric! 126 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:15,281 It's okay! What's wrong? 127 00:06:15,286 --> 00:06:16,515 Oh, God! 128 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:20,234 I-I was at the school and it... it was pajama day 129 00:06:20,239 --> 00:06:22,390 and I... And I didn't have pajamas on 130 00:06:22,395 --> 00:06:23,867 and then I died! 131 00:06:23,872 --> 00:06:26,302 - And then I died! - Shh! Eric! 132 00:06:26,327 --> 00:06:28,964 Eric, it's okay, sweetie. Shh. 133 00:06:29,858 --> 00:06:31,503 Yes hello, Ms. Cartman. 134 00:06:31,508 --> 00:06:34,383 This is the school principal returning your call. What can I do for you? 135 00:06:34,384 --> 00:06:37,218 Uh, yes, I understand that you told my child 136 00:06:37,219 --> 00:06:39,578 that he isn't allowed to wear pajamas this Friday? 137 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:42,172 What is this, Nazi Germany? 138 00:06:42,975 --> 00:06:44,642 Your son is part of a class 139 00:06:44,647 --> 00:06:47,185 that lost their pajama-day privilege, correct. 140 00:06:47,186 --> 00:06:49,581 Well, I'm sorry, but I don't think it's safe 141 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:52,836 for Eric to not wear his pajamas on pajama day. 142 00:06:52,841 --> 00:06:54,562 He could die. 143 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:57,449 Well, I've already made my decision, and it's final. 144 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,317 Well, I'm not really sure where you get off 145 00:07:00,318 --> 00:07:02,804 telling me what my son can and can't wear. 146 00:07:02,809 --> 00:07:04,047 What do you think about that? 147 00:07:04,052 --> 00:07:05,328 Yeah, get him, Mom! 148 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:06,672 Tell him to [BLEEP] off! 149 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,510 In fact, I think you can [BLEEP] off. 150 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,183 Ms. Cartman if you are worried about your son's safety, 151 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,515 then perhaps you should just keep him home for pajama day. 152 00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:17,076 Uh, I can just keep him home on pajama day? 153 00:07:17,077 --> 00:07:19,185 No, I can't stay home because you have to go to work 154 00:07:19,186 --> 00:07:21,625 because [BLEEP] Matt Damon told you fortune favors the brave 155 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:23,095 and now you lost all your [BLEEP] money! 156 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:25,660 Matt Damon told me fortune favors the brave, 157 00:07:25,665 --> 00:07:27,914 and I lost all my [BLEEP] money! 158 00:07:28,175 --> 00:07:29,273 I'm sorry? 159 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:31,187 I am going rally all the parents, 160 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:32,786 and I am going to the press! 161 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:35,576 If my son can't wear his pajamas to school, 162 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,922 then no kids are going to wear their pajamas to school! 163 00:07:38,927 --> 00:07:40,846 [BLEEP] yes, Mom, that was sweet! 164 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,515 Wait, no, I want to wear my [BLEEP] pajamas to school! 165 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,091 You [BLEEP] it up, Mom! 166 00:07:45,515 --> 00:07:47,845 Tom, guten tag and Heil Hitler. 167 00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:50,503 Apparently, we are living in Nazi Germany. 168 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:53,350 The elementary school behind me is telling some students 169 00:07:53,351 --> 00:07:56,117 they can't wear their pajamas to pajama day. 170 00:07:56,122 --> 00:07:58,046 The principal of the school says the students 171 00:07:58,051 --> 00:08:00,195 are being reprimanded for bad behavior. 172 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,359 But many parents are left wondering... 173 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,820 The school's mandate has caused a backlash 174 00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:09,258 with members of the community 175 00:08:09,263 --> 00:08:13,000 who are now wearing their pajamas to work in protest! 176 00:08:16,259 --> 00:08:18,172 Pajama time! 177 00:08:19,445 --> 00:08:20,828 Whoo! 178 00:08:21,615 --> 00:08:22,805 Pajama time! 179 00:08:23,975 --> 00:08:25,711 ? Snuggle, snuggle, snuggle ? 180 00:08:27,179 --> 00:08:28,789 ? When the sun goes down ? 181 00:08:28,794 --> 00:08:29,827 ? What time is it? ? 182 00:08:29,832 --> 00:08:31,205 ? At the end of the day ? 183 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,210 ? What time is it? ? 184 00:08:32,215 --> 00:08:33,611 ? When I've played my game ? 185 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:34,642 ? What time is it? ? 186 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,753 ? And I've put them away ? 187 00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:37,071 ? What time is it? ? 188 00:08:37,076 --> 00:08:39,680 ? There's one thing I need to ask you ? 189 00:08:39,681 --> 00:08:42,010 ? What, what, what, what time is it? ? 190 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:44,406 ? Pajama time, pajama time ? 191 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:45,625 ? What time time is it? ? 192 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:47,312 ? Pajama time ? 193 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:48,953 ? When my dinner's done ? 194 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:50,057 ? What time is it? ? 195 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,601 ? And I'm in for the night ? 196 00:08:51,605 --> 00:08:52,638 ? What time is it? ? 197 00:08:52,643 --> 00:08:53,897 ? When I've had my fun ? 198 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:54,968 ? What time is it? ? 199 00:08:54,973 --> 00:08:56,468 ? Before you turn out the light ? 200 00:08:56,473 --> 00:08:57,549 ? What time is it? ? 201 00:08:57,554 --> 00:09:00,202 ? There's one thing I need to ask you ? 202 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:02,647 I've got my jammies on! 203 00:09:02,648 --> 00:09:05,185 - ? Pajama time, pajama time ? - We've got our jammies on! 204 00:09:05,186 --> 00:09:07,194 ? What time is it? Pajama time ? 205 00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:08,265 ? What time is it? ? 206 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:09,515 ? When I start to yawn ? 207 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,619 ? What time is it? ? 208 00:09:10,624 --> 00:09:12,944 - ? And you get that look ? - ? What time is it? ? 209 00:09:14,425 --> 00:09:16,757 Making a difference can be fun! 210 00:09:16,762 --> 00:09:17,843 ? What, what time is it? ? 211 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:20,013 ? Pajama time, pajama time ? 212 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,733 ? What time is it? Pajama time ? 213 00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:24,897 ? Pajama time, pajama time ? 214 00:09:24,902 --> 00:09:27,312 ? What time is it? Pajama time ? 215 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,449 ? What time is it? ? 216 00:09:28,454 --> 00:09:29,897 ? Pajama time ? 217 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,202 ? Pajama time ? 218 00:09:31,207 --> 00:09:32,343 ? Pajama time ? 219 00:09:32,348 --> 00:09:33,382 ? What time is it? ? 220 00:09:33,387 --> 00:09:34,741 ? Pajama time ? 221 00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:35,780 ? What time is it? ? 222 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:36,937 ? Pajama time ? 223 00:09:36,942 --> 00:09:38,257 ? What time is it? ? 224 00:09:38,262 --> 00:09:39,913 ? Pajama time ? 225 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:45,796 - Testaburger! - Oh! [BLEEP]! 226 00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:47,765 I need to talk to you now! 227 00:09:51,484 --> 00:09:53,694 - Yes? - Miss Testaburger... 228 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:55,499 I need you to get me out of this. 229 00:09:55,768 --> 00:09:56,943 Sir? 230 00:09:57,739 --> 00:09:59,312 I made a tactical decision. 231 00:09:59,317 --> 00:10:02,713 Now if I go back and say maybe I was wrong, I look weak. 232 00:10:02,714 --> 00:10:04,280 Well, Mr. Principal, if you just... 233 00:10:04,285 --> 00:10:07,005 Zip it! I need you to get everyone in your class 234 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,718 to work together and have Mr. Garrison come to me 235 00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:11,972 saying your pajama day should be reinstated. 236 00:10:12,374 --> 00:10:15,114 You get the girls and the boys to work together. 237 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:17,545 This is your problem now, Testaburger. 238 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:30,827 Hey, guys... I just wanna say 239 00:10:30,832 --> 00:10:33,257 I'm really proud to be a part of this office. 240 00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:35,124 Wearing our pajamas shows 241 00:10:35,129 --> 00:10:37,366 that we care about those school kids... 242 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,540 That we care about other people. 243 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:41,347 South Park Realtors! 244 00:10:41,352 --> 00:10:43,587 South Park Realtors! 245 00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,624 Hey, guys... Sorry I'm a little late. 246 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:48,194 Got a flat tire on the interstate. 247 00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:49,930 What's the latest news? 248 00:10:51,407 --> 00:10:53,242 What's going on, Mike? 249 00:10:53,247 --> 00:10:54,615 Well, what do you mean? 250 00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:57,616 You're not wearing... pajamas. 251 00:10:57,621 --> 00:11:01,522 Oh... yeah... I-I didn't really wanna wear pajamas. 252 00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:03,788 We're all wearing pajamas. 253 00:11:03,851 --> 00:11:07,249 Yeah, I just didn't want to with the rain and slush outside. 254 00:11:07,254 --> 00:11:10,319 It just... didn't make any sense to wear pajamas. 255 00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:13,260 Uh, Mike, we're trying to do the right thing, 256 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:16,096 and it only works if we all wear pajamas. 257 00:11:16,097 --> 00:11:18,933 Well, you can't force me to wear pajamas. 258 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,296 What is this, Nazi Germany? 259 00:11:20,301 --> 00:11:22,515 We aren't telling you to wear pajamas... 260 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,335 But I'm pretty sure the sign right here on the door 261 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,468 says you have to wear pajamas! 262 00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:29,872 Hey, Mike, just put on some pajamas. 263 00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:30,897 It's not a big deal. 264 00:11:30,902 --> 00:11:32,161 Good. If it's not a big deal 265 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,749 then I'll choose not to wear pajamas. 266 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:37,968 You redneck, gun toting piece of shit. 267 00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:41,288 Ladies and gentlemen. 268 00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:43,295 We have been at war for too long. 269 00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:45,726 Yesterday, Wendy Testaburger came to me 270 00:11:45,727 --> 00:11:47,897 and said we need to get the boys and girls together 271 00:11:47,902 --> 00:11:49,859 to find a solution for pajama day. 272 00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:51,890 I was delighted. 273 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:54,997 We must put our differences aside, 274 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:57,101 because we all want one thing. 275 00:11:57,106 --> 00:12:00,710 The right to be in our jam jams this Friday all cozy wozy. 276 00:12:00,715 --> 00:12:02,383 It's comfy womfy. 277 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,656 Comfy womfy, cozy wozy, 278 00:12:03,661 --> 00:12:05,469 the point is we are getting [BLEEP]. 279 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,010 We all have to be on the same page, here. 280 00:12:08,015 --> 00:12:09,843 That's right. We need all of us. 281 00:12:09,848 --> 00:12:13,218 Boys and girls working together. 282 00:12:14,445 --> 00:12:17,181 And so together, what are we going to do? 283 00:12:18,826 --> 00:12:20,679 We could shoot up the school! 284 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:22,226 Shoot up the school, nice. 285 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:23,399 It's just done a lot. 286 00:12:23,404 --> 00:12:24,705 Anything a little more original? 287 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,679 We burn down the cafeteria? 288 00:12:26,684 --> 00:12:29,020 We smear human shit on all the windows? 289 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,071 We apologize. 290 00:12:32,274 --> 00:12:34,543 You guys want a chance to save pajama day? 291 00:12:34,548 --> 00:12:38,440 Then join us in telling Mr. Garrison we're all sorry. 292 00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:40,247 We didn't [BLEEP] do anything. 293 00:12:40,248 --> 00:12:43,417 At school tomorrow we all tell Mr. Garrison he was right 294 00:12:43,418 --> 00:12:45,019 and that we've been terrible students. 295 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,253 That we weren't listening 296 00:12:46,254 --> 00:12:48,222 and that he deserves to be angry with us. 297 00:12:48,223 --> 00:12:49,723 We tell him how much we care 298 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,458 and that we want to see him more as a human being 299 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:52,760 than just a teacher. 300 00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:54,528 That is just the kind of manipulative, 301 00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:56,197 psychotic thinking that we needed. 302 00:12:56,198 --> 00:12:58,799 - We can do this! - We just have to be brave. 303 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,434 But not too brave or else Matt Damon will come 304 00:13:00,435 --> 00:13:01,569 and take all our money. 305 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,595 Alright, dude, can we lay off the Matt Damon jokes, please? 306 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:05,234 They're just getting old. 307 00:13:05,239 --> 00:13:08,476 Tom, warm up the wienerschnitzel and put on your lederhosen 308 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,411 because now people are being told 309 00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,668 to stop making Matt Damon jokes. 310 00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:15,811 Opponents are claiming that the jokes are already tired 311 00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:18,964 and Matt Damon had every right to make a Bitcoin commercial, 312 00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:20,856 so the jokes need to stop. 313 00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:22,653 All we can say is... 314 00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:28,140 Cuz it's gettin' real Nazi Germany up in here. 315 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,873 Back to you, Tom. 316 00:13:30,491 --> 00:13:32,795 This is totally ridiculous. You know that, right? 317 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,835 I'm sorry, sir, but we aren't seating anyone 318 00:13:34,836 --> 00:13:36,293 who isn't wearing their pajamas. 319 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,968 Please, ma'am, I just want to sit down and eat. 320 00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:41,809 I understand, but the management prefers that everyone inside 321 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:43,249 be nice and comfy womfy. 322 00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,622 So I have to be comfy wumfy 323 00:13:44,627 --> 00:13:46,270 to get a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity? 324 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:48,441 Sir, I'm just the hostess here. 325 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,980 If you prefer, you only need to wear your pajamas to get in. 326 00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:52,286 You don't have to wear them at your table 327 00:13:52,287 --> 00:13:53,521 while you're actively eating. 328 00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:55,356 So it's ok if we put on our pajamas, 329 00:13:55,357 --> 00:13:57,525 walk through the whole restaurant to the table, 330 00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,066 and then take our pajamas off. 331 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,098 What is the [BLEEP] point?! 332 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,503 What seems to be the problem here? 333 00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:09,365 Oh, I see! 334 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:24,289 Remember... no matter how angry he is, tell him he's right. 335 00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:31,453 Good morning, class! 336 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,727 Good mornin'! Good mornin! 337 00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:35,696 Good mornin', good morning' 338 00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:38,082 To you and you and you and you! 339 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,203 So... how are you guys? 340 00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:46,582 You're probably wondering how things are with Rick. 341 00:14:46,587 --> 00:14:49,905 I just flat out told him that Marcus was still calling me 342 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,385 and you know what Rick said? 343 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:55,083 He said, "If you're not over Marcus, then take some time. 344 00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:56,346 I'll be here." 345 00:14:56,451 --> 00:14:59,087 Is that not the sweetest thing you've ever heard? 346 00:14:59,549 --> 00:15:02,356 I called him back like three minutes later 347 00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:05,658 and I said, "I don't need time. I need you." 348 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,799 I said, "Can I just come over?" 349 00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:11,508 And the way he held me when I got to his house, 350 00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:16,732 it was like, "Ohhh, this is security." 351 00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:19,916 And then later on when we were in bed, 352 00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,825 I'd had my head on his chest, 353 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:24,540 and I was just playing with his chest hairs a little bit, 354 00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:25,697 and I said... 355 00:15:25,702 --> 00:15:27,994 Excuse me, Butters, are you paying attention? 356 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:30,846 Could somebody wake Butters up, please? 357 00:15:30,851 --> 00:15:33,526 - Dude! - Wuh huh huh?! Yes?! 358 00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:35,682 I'm sorry, Butters, am I boring you? 359 00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:37,026 Uh, no, sir! 360 00:15:37,031 --> 00:15:39,421 Okay, well, then maybe you can tell me what Rick said 361 00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:41,095 when I told him about Marcus?! 362 00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:43,797 Uh... huh... He... 363 00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:47,768 Anybody? Does anyone know what I said when Rick held me tight?! 364 00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:49,810 "This is..." 365 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,817 "This is really nice"? 366 00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:53,799 "This is security!" 367 00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:55,738 None of you are paying attention! 368 00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:57,729 None of you know the answers, do you! 369 00:15:57,734 --> 00:15:59,108 What's going on, students?! 370 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:01,260 Aw, God dammit! 371 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:09,872 Jesus, I've never seen so many arrests in one day! 372 00:16:10,148 --> 00:16:13,585 - Sir, we got another one. - But she's wearing pajamas. 373 00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:15,565 Yeah but she was caught shitting on the car 374 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:17,369 of a guy who wasn't wearing pajamas. 375 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:19,443 That's right, and I'd do it again. 376 00:16:19,574 --> 00:16:21,743 Alright, put her in with the others. 377 00:16:21,744 --> 00:16:24,541 Hey, don't put that pajama wearing slut in here with us! 378 00:16:24,546 --> 00:16:26,376 Chief, they're asking for your assistance 379 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,416 - down on Brighton Street. - What now? 380 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,385 Looks like we got a domestic dispute. 381 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:32,541 Oh, finally something normal! 382 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,721 I told her I just wanna go to bed! 383 00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,420 If you're not gonna let me go to bed 384 00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:38,860 then I'm calling the police! 385 00:16:38,861 --> 00:16:40,094 He's just gonna go to bed 386 00:16:40,095 --> 00:16:41,429 wearing the clothes he wore all day! 387 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,518 I don't want to sleep in that filth! 388 00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,958 Well, I don't have to wear pajamas! 389 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,965 Okay, Mr. Billings, but... 390 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:50,706 you have to understand, it is bedtime. 391 00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,106 So what? 392 00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:53,675 Well, you should just understand 393 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:55,243 where your wife is coming from. 394 00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:57,612 If anytime makes sense to wear pajamas, 395 00:16:57,613 --> 00:17:00,281 it would be as you're going to sleep at night. 396 00:17:00,282 --> 00:17:04,219 I don't care what time of day it is, I don't ever wear pajamas! 397 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,587 Alright, alright, listen. 398 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,589 What if you were on a ski vacation. 399 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:11,593 Hmm? A nice, cozy condo after a long day hitting the slopes. 400 00:17:11,594 --> 00:17:14,145 The fire is crackling. You've got a cup of cocoa. 401 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,464 You're telling me you wouldn't wear pajamas then? 402 00:17:16,465 --> 00:17:18,433 No! I wouldn't wear pajamas! 403 00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:21,636 You would beg me for pajamas if we had a condo and cocoa! 404 00:17:21,637 --> 00:17:23,204 No, I wouldn't! No, I wouldn't! 405 00:17:23,205 --> 00:17:26,274 Alright, alright, is there any way the two of you 406 00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,643 can go to sleep tonight in this house together? 407 00:17:28,644 --> 00:17:31,446 He's not getting in bed in his clothes. 408 00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:34,215 Okay, then you can just come sleep downtown at the station. 409 00:17:34,216 --> 00:17:35,250 Take her in, boys. 410 00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:36,494 What?! 411 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,883 - Oh, my God! - Ha ha! Bye bye! 412 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:42,457 They're arresting people in pajamas! 413 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,666 What is this, Nazi Germany?! 414 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,824 Take him in, too! 415 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,861 Arrest those people and all of those people! 416 00:17:55,288 --> 00:17:58,642 This whole town is a powder keg about to go off. 417 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,462 And tomorrow is pajama day. 418 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:08,974 _ 419 00:18:15,149 --> 00:18:16,263 Tom... 420 00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,716 Back to you, Tom! 421 00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:52,222 What the [BLEEP] bro? 422 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,466 You wanted to see me, sir? 423 00:18:54,471 --> 00:18:57,966 Bro... What am I supposed to do? 424 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,047 Do you know what a principle is? 425 00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:13,122 A principle is something that you see as a fundamental truth. 426 00:19:13,249 --> 00:19:17,017 You do something that you think is right out of principle! 427 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,803 That's why I wanted to be principal. 428 00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:28,669 Tell your class they can run back home 429 00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,229 and put on their pajamas. 430 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,850 I'll hand in my resignation this afternoon. 431 00:19:34,102 --> 00:19:37,171 Sir, maybe people won't lose respect for you 432 00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:38,172 if you change your mind. 433 00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:39,574 Saying you were wrong 434 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:41,900 is sometimes the strongest thing you can do. 435 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:45,603 You're totally wrong about that. 436 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,411 When all these people see I caved in to their insults 437 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:51,019 and their offensive World War II comparisons, 438 00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:52,809 I'll be done. 439 00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:56,858 Then we can't put on our pajamas. Out of principle. 440 00:19:56,859 --> 00:19:58,459 The kids will be okay. 441 00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:01,096 At least we still have opposite day to look forward to. 442 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,792 No, you... Wait. 443 00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:04,065 What did you say? 444 00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:05,366 I said we'll be okay. 445 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,869 No, what day is opposite day at school? 446 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,559 It's always the second Friday in March. 447 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,526 Testaburger! That's it! 448 00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:16,598 Attention all students, this is your principal. 449 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,781 I need to inform you that a mistake has been made. 450 00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,216 Mr. Mackey, your counselor, 451 00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:22,755 totally screwed up the calendar. 452 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:26,216 Today is not pajama day. It is in fact opposite day. 453 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:31,408 So we will be having breakfast for lunch in the cafeteria, 454 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,603 and anything else you've been told to do, 455 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,563 you can now do the opposite. 456 00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:37,765 [BLEEP] yes, it's opposite day! 457 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,400 Yay! 458 00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:43,671 ? Pajama time ? 459 00:20:43,672 --> 00:20:46,007 - ? When the sun goes down... ? - ? What time is it? ? 460 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:48,343 - ? At the end of the day... ? - ? What time is it? ? 461 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,845 - ? When I play my games... ? - ? What time is it? ? 462 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,311 - ? And I put them away... ? - ? What time is it? ? 463 00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:55,917 ? There's one thing I need to ask you ? 464 00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:58,019 ? What, what, what, what time is it? ? 465 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,488 ? Pajama time, pajama time ? 466 00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:03,206 ? What time is it? Pajama time ? 467 00:21:04,325 --> 00:21:06,327 Hey, Frank! It looks like its over! 468 00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,162 The school said the kids can wear what they want 469 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:10,064 because it's opposite day. 470 00:21:10,065 --> 00:21:11,633 It's opposite day? 471 00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,935 Well, shit, we gotta go put some normal clothes on! 472 00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:15,336 Aw, how come? 473 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,672 Because we are people who believe very strongly 474 00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:19,274 in wearing pajamas to the workplace. 475 00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:21,442 If we're wearing pajamas on opposite day, 476 00:21:21,443 --> 00:21:23,144 that means we don't normally wear pajamas 477 00:21:23,145 --> 00:21:25,113 and we're douchebags like Mike! 478 00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:28,550 Alright, you can all go home. It's opposite day. 479 00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:30,718 Oh. Then should I be wearing pajamas? 480 00:21:30,719 --> 00:21:32,453 I don't know what to wear now. 481 00:21:32,454 --> 00:21:34,122 You can't make me wear pajamas! 482 00:21:34,123 --> 00:21:35,223 That's fine. 483 00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:36,691 You can all wear whatever you want 484 00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:38,981 as long as it covers your dick and tits. 485 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,044 You can't make me cover my dick and tits! 486 00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:47,849 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com