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Previously on "Resident Alien"...

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Hello, cousin.

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You cannot give up on your mission.

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- _
- Once I eradicate humanity...

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Don't move.

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I'll return to my planet a hero.

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If you don't tell me what is happening,

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I'm going to lose my shit.

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I am what your people
call an extraterrestrial.

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If you kill everyone, you kill me.

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Then I won't kill everyone.
I will miss you, friend.

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I'll miss you too, friend.

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Hi. You're taking me home, right?

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This is some bullshit.

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Being an alien is easier
than being a human.

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We have evolved past having emotions,

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so we are not forced to deal with things

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like seasonal depression or road rage.

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We also have no roads,
so nobody can cut you off,

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not even Alpha Draconians,

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who are lizard-faced dickheads.

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After living on Earth,

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I am not just an alien
with human emotions.

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I am an alien with human memories.

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Is there a point where
I become more human than alien?

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I wanna go home!

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I'm not turning around.

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You should've thought of
that before you got in.

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I didn't know we were going
all the way to Grandma's house!

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Well, now you know, all right?

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You can sing the song "Itsy
Bitsy Spider" to pass the time.

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You are the spider because

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everyone hates you
and you are itsy bitsy.

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You are! And you're mean! I'm not going.

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Go ahead. Jump out of the car.

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Your lungs will explode.

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I'll enjoy washing your
guts off the side of the car.

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- Turn around, stupid!
- What are you doing? Let go!

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You've suffered fairly
significant head trauma.

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Are you experiencing any
issues with memory loss?

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You were pretty dazed
when they brought you in here.

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They said they found you
walking down the road naked.

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Do you remember anything?

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Do you know who you are?

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I'm an alien.

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I'm here to kill everyone.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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They have Max.

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The military, the mercenaries,
whatever the hell they were.

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They must have taken
him out of the warehouse.

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- You don't know that.
- I looked everywhere.

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Two hours. Inside, outside.
I mean, Max is gone.

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What the hell am I gonna
tell his parents?

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Try this. "Your kid is gone.

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There was an alien involved."

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Oh.

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I can't do it.

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Well, you can't run from this.

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I'll be with you every step of the way.

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Okay.

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Thanks for coming with me.

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Hell, no. I'm not going.
I gotta cook eggs.

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- Hi, Ben.
- Asta, come on in.

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You're just in time for
my famous "Bencakes."

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- Pancakes with a secret twist.
- Okay.

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The secret ingredient is brown sugar.

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Max.

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Family secret ruined.

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Asta, hi. Everything okay?

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Yes, of course.

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I just wanted to check
on Max and you both.

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I heard there was a break-in last night.

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Well, I wanted to know what happened.

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Oh, you mean the attempted
kidnapping we thwarted?

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Had to rough up some
perps, but no B-I-G.

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Yeah, the police were here all night

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trying to collect evidence,
fingerprints, stuff like that.

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Wow.

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Asta...

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you ever looked down
the barrel of death?

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Stare the devil in the face?

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Dad, the blueberries are burning.

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Dang it!

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Poor Max.

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Looks like he hasn't slept a wink.

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That is accurate.

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Well, I should go.
I'm just glad you're safe.

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Is that blood?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, there was... there
was blood all over us.

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- We're safe now.
- Yeah, thanks to you.

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Mm-mm. Thanks to you.

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- You saved me, Daddy.
- Our little baby needs saving.

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Our little baby needs to be saved.

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- Oh, baby.
- Yeah, I do.

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- Are you okay? Are you scared?
- I'm so scared. So upset.

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- Are you upset?
- Well, I should just...

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Yeah, I'll walk her out.

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What the hell happened to you?

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Meet me at the baseball
field in 20 minutes.

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Okay.

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See, this is why I keep
a fishing rod in the truck.

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Plus, you put a french fry on the end,

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you can freak the hell
out of some pigeons.

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Sir, I don't think

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Dr. Vanderspeigle would want
you fishing off his deck.

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Trying to get into the mind
of a potential serial killer.

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Sick bastard.

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He probably sat here
fishing just like this.

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Doorknob is a match, which
means the original French doors

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ended up in the lake.

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These ones are replacements.

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Okay, so what we got here?
We got... we got a severed foot.

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We got the boot that held the foot

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That lets us know it's not just
some simple swimming accident.

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And then somehow, these doors here,

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they end up in the lake.

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- What if there was a struggle?
- Oh, yeah.

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See, I love how your mind works, Deputy.

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You're like a true crime podcast.

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- Go ahead. Pod me.
- All right.

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What if they fought inside and
then Harry threw dead foot guy

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through the French doors...

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and he lands around here.

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Yeah, no, I see where you're going.

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And then... and then Dr. V,
he comes out like this.

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Grab you like that, and
I throw you in the lake.

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You can't. I'm holding your arms.

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What if I got an extra set
of arms I use to choke you out?

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Like an accomplice?

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No, like I was in a radiation
accident when I was five,

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so my father was a scientist
in the lab and then I snuck in

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and then I grew a second pair
of arms and I fight crime.

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Huh.

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Think we should wait for
the doctor to come home

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to talk to him?

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No, we don't wanna spook him.

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We need to do a deep dive on him first.

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We gotta get inside his head,

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find out what makes this man tick.

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We can't half-ass this one.

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Stakes are way too high.

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You know what? Maybe I'd
be better with six arms.

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That's better than four.

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Hell, I can cut my shower
in half if I had six arms.

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I'd get my nuts and my butt and my pits,

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still have two arms left.

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It's a great day to be alive.

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When we crashed, I blacked out.

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I woke up right here.

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Watch this.

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- Is that the ship?
- It's invisible.

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Cool, right?

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Yeah, cool.

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Where do you think Harry went?

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Not home.

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Not without his ship, anyway.

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You know, when he left,

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I thought I was done with all this shit.

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- Sorry.
- It's okay.

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I like that word.

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I don't know where the hell he is,

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but we gotta find him before
someone finds this thing.

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That's his blood. He's hurt.

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I gotta go. Don't let
anyone near the ship.

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My planet is in your
constellation Ursa Major,

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which you call the Great Bear.

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It is one of three planets
that orbits our sun.

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And your planet, the planet Earth,

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is in one of our constellations.

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It... it looks like a giant... human...

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boob... and your sun is the nipple.

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Well, this is very interesting.

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What's the name of your planet?

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Sounds familiar.

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Think my uncle lived there.

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He could never live on my planet.

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His carbon isotope ratio

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is less than half
the planet's pole magnetism.

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She's so stupid.

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Who else thinks that she is so stupid?

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- Let's go this way.
- Mm-hmm.

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Cousin, I will save you!

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The younger ones are the most dangerous.

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- Sir!
- What have you done?

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You have stuffed him.

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You bastard!

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- Someone get a sedative.
- Yes, Doctor.

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Don't touch me. Leave me alone!

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I'm a superior being!

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Nurse, where's that sedative?

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_

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Dr. Ethan's late.

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I'm sure he'll be here soon.

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I heard he hooked up with D'arcy.

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Jealous?

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I'm busy, Ellen.

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I can do without the gossip, okay?

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Then I guess you
don't wanna know about

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D'arcy crushing Jimmy's truck.

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What?

202
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I heard D'arcy and
Jay cut Jimmy's brakes.

203
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Jay threatened to kill him
if he ever went near you.

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Psycho.

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Hello?

206
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Hey, Asta. It's Cindy over in Braddock.

207
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We had a guy come in who
matches your description.

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Thank God. Is he okay?

209
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He's had a head injury.
Thinks he's an alien.

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An alien? Um, wow.

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Yeah, yeah. That's a head injury.

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I will be right there, okay? Thank you.

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For humans,

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memory is a big part of
who they believe they are.

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If a human's brain is damaged
and that memory is affected...

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so is their perception of self.

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I got news for you, Cosette.

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I've got news for you, Cosette.

219
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I got news for you, Cosette.

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With a brain that delicate,
they should wear helmets.

221
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- Where am I?
- You hit your head.

222
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Oh, God, I'm so glad you're okay.

223
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I'm glad you are here.

224
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Hey.

225
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I thought Johnny got to you.

226
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You're lucky to be alive.

227
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Harry, are you okay?

228
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Who's Harry?
I'm Detective Lennie Briscoe.

229
00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:40,254
Um, who's Lennie Briscoe?

230
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Wait, who do you think I am?

231
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You're my informant,
Cosette the hooker.

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And from the look of you,
you've been working all night.

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Mrs. Morin, beautiful day, is it not?

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Hello, Mr. Souza.

235
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Hello, Mayor. Heard you
had some visitors last night.

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Well done.

237
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Just a couple of bad
guys came for a visit.

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Had to serve them up
a little pound cake.

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Be well.

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Deputy, why are you in my office?

241
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Oh, Fred used my phone right
after he had an Italian grinder

242
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and I think I may need
to throw it out now.

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That was the Taos County
Sheriff Department.

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Looks like they found
Dr. Vanderspeigle's truck

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in an abandoned warehouse there.

246
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Really?

247
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Taos County. That's in New Mexico.

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Interesting.

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All right, reach out to
him, have him pick it up,

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and then make a note of it in our file.

251
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Yes, sir. Thanks for the coffee.

252
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Actually, they're both for me.

253
00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:07,050
Sir.

254
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,433
And you weren't joking.

255
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Both for you. Everything okay?

256
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:17,983
Everything's fine, Deputy.
We got a lot of work to do.

257
00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:28,888
Please, please, please. Stop clapping.

258
00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,098
I'm... I'm no hero.

259
00:13:33,182 --> 00:13:35,320
Okay, that was quick.

260
00:13:43,638 --> 00:13:46,020
We have a little situation here.

261
00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:49,129
Why is my "Welcome to Patience" sign

262
00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:51,105
in pieces all over my office?

263
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:54,652
Jimmy Foster's emergency
brake failed over on Wilcox.

264
00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:56,577
His pickup took the sign out.

265
00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:57,714
Street crew didn't
know what to do with it,

266
00:13:57,718 --> 00:14:00,824
so I told him to file it
under your problem, not mine.

267
00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:10,449
We gonna have a problem here, Sheriff?

268
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,574
What the hell is that on your foot?

269
00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:19,320
Oh, I think the street term
for them is, uh, shitkickers.

270
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,694
Oh, okay.

271
00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:22,529
Let's see what they're called after

272
00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,304
I Sharpie a tiny dick on the toe.

273
00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:28,713
I am putting my foot on the ground,

274
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:31,457
but not because you are threatening me.

275
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:35,889
That leg position happens to
be aggravating my sciatica.

276
00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,722
Field's closed!

277
00:14:49,783 --> 00:14:51,423
No, it's not.

278
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,837
You heard him. Field's closed.

279
00:14:56,842 --> 00:14:58,445
There's an underground sewage leak.

280
00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,652
Crew's on the way.

281
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:02,175
It doesn't look like a sewage leak.

282
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,249
It doesn't look like

283
00:15:03,254 --> 00:15:06,870
you understand what the word
underground means either.

284
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:07,925
Go ahead.

285
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:10,225
Walk across the field and
breathe the sewage particulates

286
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:11,628
into your lungs.

287
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:15,374
By day two of the infection,
your colon blocks off

288
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,417
and poop comes out of your eyes.

289
00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:20,573
It's called eye-arrhea.

290
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,894
Yeah, I told you.

291
00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:27,451
Is that true?

292
00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:29,761
I don't wanna breathe poop particles.

293
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,570
No, I made it up.

294
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,936
I'm quick on my feet,

295
00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:35,780
which will be great when
I'm the first person on Mars.

296
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:39,034
Not first woman, first person.

297
00:15:40,044 --> 00:15:42,667
- Now where is it?
- Sahar!

298
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,926
I'm okay. I'm okay.

299
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:51,747
It's not uncommon with
head injuries like his.

300
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,591
He needs rest.

301
00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,835
He will likely regain
his memory again soon.

302
00:15:57,119 --> 00:15:59,123
Mainly just needs somebody
to keep an eye on him.

303
00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:00,318
Okay, thanks.

304
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:02,448
I will definitely keep my eye...

305
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,735
Oh, no.

306
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,301
Max, time for lunch.

307
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,649
Max?

308
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,395
Normal.

309
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,639
Why are you doing this? I'm not sick.

310
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:24,231
You've been to outer space,
which makes you my Guinea pig.

311
00:17:24,264 --> 00:17:26,130
I need to know the
effect of space flight

312
00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:28,536
on the human body before I go to Mars.

313
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:31,333
Have you experienced any dizzy spells?

314
00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:33,035
No.

315
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,578
- Rapid aging?
- No.

316
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,981
Increased intellectual capability?

317
00:17:38,985 --> 00:17:40,020
What?

318
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,360
That's a no.

319
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:42,598
Max!

320
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,973
Uh-oh, we got a bogey.

321
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,802
Buddy, what are you doing?

322
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:46,972
You can't just leave
the house like that.

323
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:48,941
Your mother is worried sick, all right?

324
00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,211
Let's... let's go.

325
00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,031
What are you waiting
for? Let's go. Come on.

326
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,051
We're meeting your mom at the town hall.

327
00:17:58,395 --> 00:17:59,797
Come on. Let's go.

328
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:02,774
Okay. Yeah, let's... let's go.

329
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:05,408
- Sahar, do you need a ride?
- Yes, please.

330
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,297
Get your bikes. Meet me at the car.

331
00:18:08,113 --> 00:18:10,952
All right, drop your bags!
Hats and gloves!

332
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,229
- Let's get out there warming up!
- Oh, no.

333
00:18:35,846 --> 00:18:36,881
Out!

334
00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:44,057
Yes! Way to go, D'arce!

335
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:48,141
Why are the cute
ones always the slowest?

336
00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:50,442
Did we win?

337
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:57,279
Hey, hey, hey. Nice play, skank.

338
00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:59,536
First time you didn't let
a guy get to home base.

339
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,987
Oh, you know what?
You should try out for the team

340
00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:03,880
'cause your nickname
is already ball girl.

341
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:08,304
And Judy Doodie,
Pooper Cooper, Sack Lunch.

342
00:19:08,309 --> 00:19:09,505
Hold up.

343
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,173
What'd you do to your hair? Is that new?

344
00:19:11,178 --> 00:19:12,909
Oh, nothing.

345
00:19:12,914 --> 00:19:16,254
I mean, I've just had...
Had this for a long time.

346
00:19:16,678 --> 00:19:17,914
Oh, my God.

347
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:19,895
Is it, like, the same as yours?

348
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,559
- They're the same.
- That's so weird.

349
00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:23,397
- So weird.
- What?

350
00:19:23,402 --> 00:19:24,404
Anyway, is this for me?

351
00:19:24,409 --> 00:19:27,205
- Thank you.
- Now it is.

352
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:39,464
The female assailant's eyes,

353
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,338
were they close together or apart?

354
00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:44,160
Mm. Far apart, I... I think.

355
00:19:44,165 --> 00:19:46,477
I wasn't paying a...
A whole lot of attention

356
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:47,513
the night they came over for dinner.

357
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,416
There was a fish incident.

358
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,823
And then during the fight,

359
00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:53,122
I didn't really get a good look
either as I was... you know,

360
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,993
I was really hitting
her mostly from behind.

361
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,571
Oh, hell yeah, you were.

362
00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:58,267
He was amazing.
You should have seen him.

363
00:19:58,272 --> 00:19:59,337
It was so hot.

364
00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:00,352
You know how it is

365
00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:02,376
when your man just
takes care of business.

366
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:05,254
Yeah, my man takes care
of a lot of business so often,

367
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:07,196
like, all of the time.

368
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:15,319
The female assailant's nose was it...

369
00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:19,642
- Thin?
- Uh...

370
00:20:19,647 --> 00:20:21,634
Yeah, she... she had kind of, like,

371
00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:24,692
- a Disney princess nose.
- Mm-hmm.

372
00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:27,058
And she... she turned
her head once, you know,

373
00:20:27,063 --> 00:20:29,401
as I was, uh, pounding her.

374
00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:32,135
- Pounding her.
- And they kept trying to get up

375
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,111
and we just... we just kept on hitting.

376
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:35,158
- Hitting.
- And hitting.

377
00:20:35,163 --> 00:20:36,182
And hitting and hitting and hitting.

378
00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,306
And hitting and... and
then... and then she did.

379
00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,413
She... she turned her head at the end.

380
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:42,892
- Blood everywhere.
- And yeah, thin.

381
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,025
Can I have a glass of water?

382
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,058
I think that would be a great idea.

383
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,146
Okay, I am so turned on right now

384
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,416
I just wanna rip your clothes off.

385
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,673
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

386
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,719
Ew. Here you go.

387
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,705
Thank you.

388
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,370
Okey-doke.

389
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,272
Let's, um, talk about her lips.

390
00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:09,165
Oh, Jesus.

391
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:15,254
Go ahead. They're not looking.

392
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,165
We've been compromised.

393
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:25,441
What? What do you mean?

394
00:21:25,605 --> 00:21:27,152
What does that mean?

395
00:21:28,649 --> 00:21:31,086
Operation "Guard the Ship" is in peril.

396
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,269
Max's dad pulled us off the field.

397
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,328
There's a baseball game tonight.

398
00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:38,238
Oh, no. Okay.

399
00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:40,003
I'll be there as soon as I can.

400
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,714
Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my...

401
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:49,456
Jesus.

402
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:52,229
Cosette, I thought Johnny got to you.

403
00:21:52,234 --> 00:21:55,306
He has a long memory and a short temper.

404
00:21:55,311 --> 00:21:57,639
Well, I've been
ignoring Johnny's calls.

405
00:21:57,644 --> 00:21:59,581
You know, if you are going to be my CI,

406
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,921
you're going to have
to start... spilling.

407
00:22:03,317 --> 00:22:06,860
I pay you a good money to rat.
Cough up some cheese.

408
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:08,623
I know someone who stole a suit.

409
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,641
I need something big.

410
00:22:11,646 --> 00:22:14,606
If you can't help with that,
then make yourself useful.

411
00:22:14,611 --> 00:22:17,852
Go get me a street dog

412
00:22:17,857 --> 00:22:21,086
with relish and... and onions.

413
00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:26,035
There's been a murder.

414
00:22:28,184 --> 00:22:30,233
Murder, you say?

415
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,244
Now you are speaking my language.

416
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:50,892
So tell me about this guy
who died, Harry Venderspundle.

417
00:22:50,897 --> 00:22:52,132
Close.

418
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:57,430
Um, I don't know.
He was... he was a friend.

419
00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:59,529
You were schtupping him.

420
00:22:59,534 --> 00:23:02,977
No, I wasn't schtupping him.

421
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:07,375
He was annoying, untrustworthy,

422
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,344
thinks he knows everything.

423
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,260
Kind of did, actually.

424
00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:14,430
He also knew nothing.

425
00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:16,835
He was like a child.

426
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,111
Schtupping a child is a class A felony.

427
00:23:19,116 --> 00:23:20,954
Do I need to call Benson and Stabler?

428
00:23:20,959 --> 00:23:24,733
I Didn't... look.

429
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,836
I used to come in here a lot with Harry

430
00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:28,912
and he loved those
noodles that you're eating.

431
00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,695
Do they... do they
remind you of anything?

432
00:23:32,435 --> 00:23:34,266
Yeah.

433
00:23:36,864 --> 00:23:39,443
I was working a homicide
case at Tony's on Greenwich.

434
00:23:39,448 --> 00:23:40,491
Do you know the place?

435
00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:44,405
Johnny Sourdough died face
first in noodles like this.

436
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:46,780
One in the brain, two on the balls.

437
00:23:46,785 --> 00:23:48,772
Shooter had daddy issues.

438
00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:50,812
Stop it. You are not a detective.

439
00:23:50,817 --> 00:23:53,662
Please try and remember, okay?

440
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:55,217
You...

441
00:23:55,857 --> 00:23:58,758
You are an alien.

442
00:23:58,763 --> 00:24:01,200
Cosette, I see you're back on the smack.

443
00:24:01,419 --> 00:24:04,326
My name is Asta.

444
00:24:04,331 --> 00:24:05,566
Help me out, man.

445
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:08,439
- Who keeps yelling?
- That'll be me.

446
00:24:08,444 --> 00:24:09,952
- Who said that?
- Yeah, you dumb shit.

447
00:24:09,956 --> 00:24:12,094
That stupid soup make
your ears stop working?

448
00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:13,319
Do I know you?

449
00:24:13,324 --> 00:24:16,061
Wow, what is going on in your brain?

450
00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:17,928
All I see in there is
hookers and red meat.

451
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,268
Let me clean that up for you.

452
00:24:24,972 --> 00:24:27,300
What are you doing?

453
00:24:28,345 --> 00:24:29,614
Asta?

454
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,714
Harry.

455
00:24:31,963 --> 00:24:34,019
Harry. Oh, thank God.

456
00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:37,371
- God gets the credit? Great.
- Is that...

457
00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,308
Hello there, human idiot.

458
00:24:40,765 --> 00:24:43,203
Did that octopus just call me an idiot?

459
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:46,378
My ship. My ship.

460
00:24:46,383 --> 00:24:48,265
I don't usually talk to you guys, but

461
00:24:48,270 --> 00:24:49,774
- my friend here needs a little help.
- Harry!

462
00:24:49,778 --> 00:24:51,458
Whoa, whoa! Tell him to break me out!

463
00:24:51,463 --> 00:24:53,742
I'm Monday chef's special!

464
00:25:02,594 --> 00:25:05,381
- You got this!
- You got this, D'arce!

465
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:11,617
Go, D'arcy!

466
00:25:12,139 --> 00:25:13,230
Strike!

467
00:25:32,602 --> 00:25:33,704
What?

468
00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:35,625
- Hell is he doing?
- Come on!

469
00:25:37,362 --> 00:25:40,518
The ball is lost. The game is over.

470
00:25:40,763 --> 00:25:42,355
What the hell, man?

471
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,950
He fainted.

472
00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:46,726
Not enough players. Go home.

473
00:25:46,731 --> 00:25:48,434
Dude, get away from me.

474
00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:51,440
- Harry, get off the field!
- C'mon on, Harry!

475
00:25:51,445 --> 00:25:53,099
C'mon, let's get you off the field.

476
00:25:53,104 --> 00:25:55,396
All right, gotta replay that! Let's go!

477
00:26:09,938 --> 00:26:12,879
- The heck?
- Whoa, whoa!

478
00:26:13,964 --> 00:26:15,810
Ball's still live!

479
00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:18,254
You can't see it, that's your issue!

480
00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:20,286
I could have done that.

481
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,365
It's damaged.

482
00:26:38,934 --> 00:26:41,306
How do you know? You can't even see it.

483
00:26:45,532 --> 00:26:47,169
Oh, shit!

484
00:26:47,364 --> 00:26:50,014
Well, now you can.

485
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,173
Now everybody can. Great.

486
00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:57,584
Come on.

487
00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:01,743
What's this? Man, what you doing?

488
00:27:01,748 --> 00:27:03,343
I told you I'll just
eat dinner here tonight.

489
00:27:03,347 --> 00:27:07,322
You don't eat to eat
alone. I know what today is.

490
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,835
Dad, you... you didn't have to do this.

491
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,404
Today is... is... it's
just a regular day.

492
00:27:20,995 --> 00:27:23,399
Buy him a coffee this morning?

493
00:27:23,657 --> 00:27:26,196
Yeah, Dad, I bought him a coffee.

494
00:27:26,201 --> 00:27:27,881
That's nice.

495
00:27:28,754 --> 00:27:32,062
Closest thing to a show of
affection anyone gets from you.

496
00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,362
He died six years ago.

497
00:27:40,122 --> 00:27:42,126
Can't run away from it forever.

498
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,683
Thanks, Dad.

499
00:27:52,515 --> 00:27:54,644
I can get it to fly.

500
00:27:54,777 --> 00:27:57,504
From here? Harry, someone will see it.

501
00:27:57,697 --> 00:28:01,089
No, no. It is too dark.

502
00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:02,863
We're safe.

503
00:28:04,143 --> 00:28:05,975
Oh, shit.

504
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,952
Shit, shit, shit!

505
00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:15,995
Goodbye, Asta.

506
00:28:21,478 --> 00:28:23,415
This is is some bullshit.

507
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,121
It won't fly.

508
00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:32,417
I can fix it.

509
00:28:35,821 --> 00:28:37,675
Oh, God.

510
00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:47,800
You're gonna burn me?

511
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:49,996
Ah, we got a lot on the bed.

512
00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:56,003
Dispatch, you got any
info on this power situation?

513
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:57,728
Under arrest.

514
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,402
Oh, easy, girl.

515
00:28:59,407 --> 00:29:01,613
That's what you get for robbing a bank.

516
00:29:01,813 --> 00:29:03,245
We're running.

517
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,587
Oh, God.

518
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,118
You know, this shit's getting weird.

519
00:29:15,184 --> 00:29:16,583
I just need some water.

520
00:29:17,181 --> 00:29:18,821
Harry, you can't fix it.

521
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:21,324
I have to. If I do not, I am stuck here.

522
00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:24,699
- Oh, this is really bad.
- My people.

523
00:29:25,151 --> 00:29:28,863
Harry, you are running
out of time, okay?

524
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,241
You cannot fix it. You
have to do something.

525
00:29:31,246 --> 00:29:33,417
You can't fix it because
if someone sees this,

526
00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:35,693
then things will get
worse for you, okay?

527
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,371
Okay.

528
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,636
Okay.

529
00:29:41,701 --> 00:29:43,363
Step back.

530
00:29:43,804 --> 00:29:47,011
Oh, okay. Is it gonna blow up?

531
00:29:48,524 --> 00:29:49,893
No.

532
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,548
What is that?

533
00:30:09,755 --> 00:30:12,194
A survival kit.

534
00:30:12,466 --> 00:30:16,117
For what? So you can blend
with people on the planet?

535
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:21,078
No, so we can live long
enough to kill everyone.

536
00:30:21,578 --> 00:30:23,187
Excuse me?

537
00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:26,063
But I will just do the first thing.

538
00:30:27,714 --> 00:30:29,820
The blending.

539
00:30:45,114 --> 00:30:47,916
When I arrived on this planet,
things were simpler.

540
00:30:47,921 --> 00:30:49,041
I was an alien

541
00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:51,393
and only focused on
what was in front of me.

542
00:30:51,733 --> 00:30:54,445
It took me two weeks to get to Patience.

543
00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:55,819
On the way, I met a dog

544
00:30:55,824 --> 00:30:58,151
who taught me the rules
about survival on Earth.

545
00:31:00,229 --> 00:31:01,955
Simple hygiene...

546
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,499
power dynamics...

547
00:31:10,429 --> 00:31:12,515
Humans do not look forward.

548
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,061
They have memories that
force them to look backwards.

549
00:31:16,101 --> 00:31:19,338
The alien in me only
failed my mission once,

550
00:31:19,343 --> 00:31:20,678
but the human in me

551
00:31:20,683 --> 00:31:23,722
has relived that
failure a thousand times.

552
00:31:23,976 --> 00:31:26,648
Why would I think about
it if it's painful?

553
00:31:26,681 --> 00:31:30,424
Maybe humans like pain
as much as they like pie.

554
00:31:32,999 --> 00:31:34,592
Mm.

555
00:31:36,506 --> 00:31:39,455
Looks like your leg
grew back pretty good.

556
00:31:40,443 --> 00:31:42,541
So you're an alien?

557
00:31:43,799 --> 00:31:45,441
Yes.

558
00:31:46,311 --> 00:31:49,621
And you are Native American.

559
00:31:49,893 --> 00:31:51,535
I am Nuche.

560
00:31:52,199 --> 00:31:54,363
What is Nuche?

561
00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,003
It means "The People."

562
00:31:57,008 --> 00:32:00,785
So I should call you Nuche?

563
00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:03,460
You can call me Dan.

564
00:32:05,338 --> 00:32:07,843
My name is difficult
for humans to pronounce,

565
00:32:07,848 --> 00:32:09,819
but you can call me...

566
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:12,225
It is a nickname.

567
00:32:12,882 --> 00:32:14,592
Huh.

568
00:32:15,719 --> 00:32:17,530
I'll just call you Harry.

569
00:32:18,928 --> 00:32:21,853
Okay, Dan.

570
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:49,690
Harry!

571
00:32:49,695 --> 00:32:53,752
What is a skin rat
doing here eating my cereal?

572
00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:55,987
Harry, you're alive!

573
00:32:56,653 --> 00:33:00,791
I did not consent to this touching.

574
00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:03,836
I thought you were
dead. So glad you're okay!

575
00:33:04,298 --> 00:33:09,111
Can you go to the store
and buy yourself...

576
00:33:09,315 --> 00:33:11,586
What are those, little trampolines?

577
00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:13,478
- Cool.
- Yes, then take it

578
00:33:13,483 --> 00:33:16,791
to the ceiling fan
store just down the road.

579
00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:19,502
Turn on the overhead ceiling fans

580
00:33:19,507 --> 00:33:23,892
and trampoline into them
so that your head chops off.

581
00:33:23,897 --> 00:33:26,203
That's rude. Why are you being mean?

582
00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:31,650
Because you are the reason
I am stuck here.

583
00:33:31,894 --> 00:33:35,705
Do you want to see what
my spaceship looks like, hmm?

584
00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,902
This... this is what is left!

585
00:33:42,576 --> 00:33:44,714
I had the coolest whip in town

586
00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:48,824
and now, I have a box of alien balls.

587
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,129
If it wasn't for you,

588
00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:56,090
I would be on my planet right now

589
00:33:56,095 --> 00:33:59,152
eating delicious tree skin.

590
00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:01,720
It's like pork rinds,

591
00:34:01,902 --> 00:34:05,609
but it doesn't make you vomit.

592
00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:07,485
You can pretend you don't like me,

593
00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:09,480
but I know you do.

594
00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:12,074
You saved my life in the ship.

595
00:34:12,643 --> 00:34:15,019
- I did not.
- Yes, you did!

596
00:34:15,024 --> 00:34:17,128
You protected me during the crash!

597
00:34:17,284 --> 00:34:20,357
Like... like you are my dad.

598
00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:23,957
How dare you. You take that back.

599
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,336
- You wanna be my father.
- I am your father?

600
00:34:26,348 --> 00:34:29,921
Okay, I'll be your father,
and you are a bad boy.

601
00:34:29,926 --> 00:34:31,644
- What?
- Yes.

602
00:34:31,649 --> 00:34:34,574
This hurts me as much as it hurts you.

603
00:34:34,579 --> 00:34:36,254
This is so inappropriate.

604
00:34:36,259 --> 00:34:37,992
You are inappropriate.

605
00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:40,202
This is why we can't have nice things!

606
00:34:40,207 --> 00:34:41,977
You can say whatever you want,

607
00:34:41,982 --> 00:34:43,986
but you can't take back what happened.

608
00:34:44,076 --> 00:34:46,247
You saved me because you love me.

609
00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:47,950
I don't even remember the crash.

610
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,044
You know why?
Because you are meaningless

611
00:34:50,049 --> 00:34:52,254
to me, you stupid, little jerk.

612
00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:53,963
I know you are, but what am I?

613
00:34:54,565 --> 00:34:57,522
I... no, I did not say that I am a jerk.

614
00:34:57,527 --> 00:34:58,952
I said that you are a jerk.

615
00:34:58,957 --> 00:35:00,780
I know you are, but what am I?

616
00:35:00,857 --> 00:35:03,110
You are not hearing me correctly.

617
00:35:03,115 --> 00:35:06,725
The pronoun is you, not I.

618
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,608
I know you are, but what am I?

619
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,241
I'm going into that room over there.

620
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:18,217
When I come out, you better be gone,

621
00:35:18,222 --> 00:35:21,475
you dumb, little, shit pocket.

622
00:35:21,968 --> 00:35:23,570
That makes no sense.

623
00:35:23,575 --> 00:35:25,178
Yes, it does.

624
00:35:25,183 --> 00:35:27,989
If you put shit in your pocket.

625
00:35:36,314 --> 00:35:39,585
Memories define who these humans are.

626
00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:44,335
And if the memories become too painful

627
00:35:44,905 --> 00:35:48,116
or reveal a side of
themselves they don't like,

628
00:35:49,537 --> 00:35:52,638
their brains tuck those memories away.

629
00:35:59,844 --> 00:36:02,899
I am so happy I am not human.

630
00:36:15,805 --> 00:36:17,836
Beep, beep.

631
00:36:18,198 --> 00:36:20,149
Yes.

632
00:36:20,402 --> 00:36:22,402
It must be summer if you're
bringing out the beast.

633
00:36:22,406 --> 00:36:24,911
"Asta, I'm a beast for you.

634
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:28,056
I miss your butt ass,
so come on, sit on me."

635
00:36:28,413 --> 00:36:30,550
Get in here. Come on.

636
00:36:51,497 --> 00:36:53,752
You always know when
I need something like this.

637
00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:57,243
You know Ethan hasn't come
into work for two days?

638
00:36:57,254 --> 00:36:58,990
I had to cover everything.

639
00:36:59,046 --> 00:37:00,877
Ethan.

640
00:37:00,882 --> 00:37:04,252
Ethan? Ethan, Ethan, Ethan.

641
00:37:04,257 --> 00:37:06,761
I can't quite place...
Who is that again?

642
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,860
You know. You remember the doctor?

643
00:37:08,865 --> 00:37:10,737
- Yeah, I don't...
- Oh, let me help you.

644
00:37:10,742 --> 00:37:14,305
He worked for Médecins sans frontières.

645
00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:15,945
Mm?

646
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:17,129
Mm.

647
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:19,882
Yeah, you hooked up with him
and thought I didn't know.

648
00:37:21,165 --> 00:37:22,321
- That Ethan.
- Yes.

649
00:37:22,326 --> 00:37:24,210
That's right.

650
00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:31,144
Well, I guess we both know
each other's secrets now.

651
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:36,273
Jay told me.

652
00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:40,659
Oh,

653
00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:46,479
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Jay.

654
00:37:46,484 --> 00:37:47,687
Don't be.

655
00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:50,093
I should have known, first of all.

656
00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:53,072
You guys are pretty much identical.

657
00:37:53,254 --> 00:37:54,390
Like, duh.

658
00:37:54,395 --> 00:37:56,601
Well, you guys have a lot in common.

659
00:37:57,195 --> 00:38:00,300
I heard you two had an
adventure the other night.

660
00:38:01,703 --> 00:38:03,805
- Right.
- Uh-huh.

661
00:38:05,831 --> 00:38:07,444
You remember when Mrs. Pinkham

662
00:38:07,449 --> 00:38:09,086
assigned us "Beowulf" in school?

663
00:38:09,091 --> 00:38:10,250
Yeah.

664
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,254
Yeah, and Molly Swenson
called me a bitch,

665
00:38:12,259 --> 00:38:14,459
so you dumped your food tray
on her and called her Grendel.

666
00:38:14,463 --> 00:38:17,297
- Oh, that was awesome.
- Yeah, epic.

667
00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:23,102
So, like, Jimmy's the new Grendel.

668
00:38:24,899 --> 00:38:28,688
Sometimes you gotta slay a monster
for your best friend.

669
00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:36,869
- Come here.
- Aw, man.

670
00:38:36,874 --> 00:38:38,274
That's like the most romantic thing

671
00:38:38,278 --> 00:38:40,227
anyone's ever said to me.

672
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,445
- That can't be true.
- That's so true.

673
00:39:02,378 --> 00:39:04,089
Harry?

674
00:39:05,165 --> 00:39:06,553
Harry!

675
00:39:14,163 --> 00:39:16,118
What are you doing?

676
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,186
I thought you were drowning!

677
00:39:18,191 --> 00:39:19,593
I was thinking.

678
00:39:19,598 --> 00:39:22,938
Can't an alien think underwater
without being disturbed?

679
00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:25,821
You have gills?

680
00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:28,493
You lungers.

681
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:32,079
You are very judgmental. Mm.

682
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:43,985
You might have a concussion.

683
00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:46,088
I wanted to make sure you were okay,

684
00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:48,558
but I found you face down in the water,

685
00:39:48,563 --> 00:39:51,094
which I guess is normal for you, so...

686
00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:52,196
cool.

687
00:39:52,735 --> 00:39:55,532
We started as water beings.

688
00:39:56,156 --> 00:39:59,095
I guess that explains
the weird, talking octopus.

689
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,994
All octopuses can talk.

690
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,337
They just don't like talking to humans.

691
00:40:03,346 --> 00:40:07,721
Number 42 only talked to
you because you are with me.

692
00:40:09,376 --> 00:40:12,672
- His name is number 42?
- On the menu.

693
00:40:13,061 --> 00:40:17,282
Octopus in black bean sauce. Number 42.

694
00:40:18,269 --> 00:40:22,085
And you wonder why they
aren't speaking to humans.

695
00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:26,499
Octopuses are our descendants.

696
00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:30,702
They are the closest thing
to my people on Earth.

697
00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:33,343
I miss my people.

698
00:40:33,869 --> 00:40:36,265
I should not be here.

699
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,921
- I am not Nuche.
- Mm.

700
00:40:41,491 --> 00:40:43,461
You've been talking to my dad?

701
00:40:43,486 --> 00:40:48,262
My family is very far away.

702
00:40:50,356 --> 00:40:53,647
You know, on Earth,

703
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,101
you don't really have to
be related to be family.

704
00:40:58,007 --> 00:41:00,297
In fact, you don't have
to be like them at all.

705
00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:04,250
Then how are they family?

706
00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:10,544
Sometimes family is just

707
00:41:10,549 --> 00:41:12,796
the people in your life that you love,

708
00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:15,358
that you'd do anything for.

709
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:20,297
Dan is family, D'arcy is family too.

710
00:41:20,302 --> 00:41:22,366
I kissed D'arcy.

711
00:41:22,371 --> 00:41:24,569
Yeah, she mentioned that.

712
00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:28,680
Her eyelid tasted like a potato chip.

713
00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:36,300
You know, kissing
doesn't normally include

714
00:41:36,305 --> 00:41:38,048
tasting someone's eyelid.

715
00:41:40,547 --> 00:41:42,540
I know this is hard for you.

716
00:41:43,342 --> 00:41:45,547
It's a bad feeling to be stuck anywhere,

717
00:41:45,552 --> 00:41:47,719
especially somewhere you hate.

718
00:41:47,878 --> 00:41:50,079
Like you were with Jimmy.

719
00:41:51,664 --> 00:41:55,009
Yeah, I try not to think about that.

720
00:41:56,727 --> 00:42:00,243
It helps, though, to
surround yourself in nature,

721
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,102
people you care about.

722
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,382
They take away the bad feelings.

723
00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:10,373
Human memory is very powerful.

724
00:42:10,385 --> 00:42:12,769
It is more than just
knowledge of what has been.

725
00:42:12,774 --> 00:42:16,079
It contains feelings of that moment.

726
00:42:16,498 --> 00:42:20,488
Memories connect humans
even when they are apart,

727
00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:24,198
memories of someone you've lost.

728
00:42:30,261 --> 00:42:32,363
Is that coffee for me?

729
00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:35,324
That coffee is for you.

730
00:42:38,576 --> 00:42:40,447
This is for you, too.

731
00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,984
Let's get to work.

732
00:42:50,214 --> 00:42:53,416
Memories of traumatic
experiences can take you back

733
00:42:53,421 --> 00:42:58,129
to the event days or weeks,
even years after it happened.

734
00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:02,526
Max? Max, I'm coming!

735
00:43:05,907 --> 00:43:07,972
Honey, are you okay?

736
00:43:07,977 --> 00:43:09,262
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- What happened?

737
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:12,246
I thought I saw a mouse,
but it was just a sock.

738
00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:13,285
Oh, buddy.

739
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,058
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, he's fine.

740
00:43:15,063 --> 00:43:18,199
I'm just still so freaked
out after what happened.

741
00:43:19,172 --> 00:43:20,904
Why are you wearing that?

742
00:43:20,909 --> 00:43:22,846
Daddy's just playing a little dress-up.

743
00:43:22,879 --> 00:43:25,183
Go and get some sleep, okay, champ?

744
00:43:25,681 --> 00:43:27,035
Honey?

745
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,653
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

746
00:43:28,658 --> 00:43:30,795
- See you in the morning, bud.
- Goodnight.

747
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,355
Oh, goodnight.

748
00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:45,482
But memories can also connect people

749
00:43:45,487 --> 00:43:47,724
and remind them of better times.

750
00:43:47,729 --> 00:43:49,670
Ethan?

751
00:43:51,686 --> 00:43:53,089
You here?

752
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,706
Heard you blew off work.

753
00:44:11,595 --> 00:44:13,232
What the hell?

754
00:44:52,827 --> 00:44:55,132
Dude, it's about time you came back.

755
00:44:55,137 --> 00:44:56,996
The chef here is a sicko.

756
00:44:57,001 --> 00:45:00,334
Last night, I swear he fed me octopus.

757
00:45:00,588 --> 00:45:03,008
Are we family?

758
00:45:03,013 --> 00:45:04,616
Um, yeah, I guess so.

759
00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:06,892
I mean, I'm not, like,
I'll help you move family,

760
00:45:06,897 --> 00:45:09,670
but more, like, I'll see
you at the reunion and say,

761
00:45:09,675 --> 00:45:11,592
"Well, you got fat" family.

762
00:45:11,597 --> 00:45:15,349
I am afraid I am becoming too human.

763
00:45:15,610 --> 00:45:18,549
I need family to remind me who I am.

764
00:45:18,554 --> 00:45:20,009
Well, in that case, break me out of here

765
00:45:20,013 --> 00:45:22,619
and we can be roomies, but
you have to do it quick.

766
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:23,960
Your people will be here soon.

767
00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:27,357
- What do you mean?
- Oh, didn't you know?

768
00:45:27,362 --> 00:45:29,305
Pretty obvious you didn't
complete your mission.

769
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,832
They'll just send someone
else to kill everyone for you.

770
00:45:31,837 --> 00:45:34,910
Everyone? Including Asta?

771
00:45:34,915 --> 00:45:36,837
Uh, yeah, Asta? Is... the human?

772
00:45:36,842 --> 00:45:38,546
Yes, she's a human, so yes.

773
00:45:38,551 --> 00:45:40,346
This cannot happen.

774
00:45:42,426 --> 00:45:44,405
I should not care about saving Asta.

775
00:45:44,410 --> 00:45:45,639
She is human.

776
00:45:46,465 --> 00:45:49,756
I know she is, but what am I?

777
00:45:52,779 --> 00:45:55,142
Run, you elegant bastard, run!

778
00:45:59,187 --> 00:46:02,187
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