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There were certain status symbols in Texas

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that indicated you were a success.

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A rodeo champion belt buckle...

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Or as I call it, the
Redneck Nobel Prize.

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Custom-built ostrich skin boots.

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One less giant running bird in the world

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is fine by this cowpoke.

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And possibly the
ultimate status symbol...

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The pink Cadillac,

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driven by an elite
Mary Kay super seller.

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Mr. Lundy?

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Mary Cooper.

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What a delightful surprise.

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I can't help but notice
what you're driving.

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This old thing?

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I was actually gonna trade it in.

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Are you selling Mary Kay?

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With my theater background,

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I just had a knack for cosmetology.

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You must sell a lot.

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Guilty.

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But, these days, I-I manage
my own handpicked team.

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Well, I'm happy for you.

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Aw, aren't you a dear?

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H... Um, hey, do you...

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ever do sales?

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Me? No.

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Really?

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An attractive young woman like yourself?

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Oh, I don't know about that.

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Well, here.

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Here is my card, in case
you ever want to talk.

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- Maybe one day you'll be driving one of these.
- Mm.

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Instead of one of those.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
... www.Addic7ed.com ...

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So, spring break is
just around the corner.

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I'm counting the days.

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Me, too. Have you reserved the lab yet?

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Why would I do that?

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Without the distraction of classes,

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you and I can really buckle down

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and get some work done.

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I won't be here, Sheldon.

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It's my break, too.

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Where are you going?

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I'm not telling you
where I'm going, Sheldon.

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Why not?

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Because I'll be happy,

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and I want to stay that way.

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You're in college.

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You should be taking
spring break as well.

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And do what?

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Traditionally, you would congregate

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with your peers and make bad decisions.

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But I'm a kid.

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Then perhaps a game

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of Duck, Duck, Goose.

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Sarcasm?

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No.

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Geez, you really do need a break.

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While researching how to spend

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my first collegiate spring break,

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my sister led me to a documentary

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on the subject.

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Are they screaming for help?

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No. They're having fun.

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Are we watching the same show?

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They were stuck in school all year.

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Now they're going wild.

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Clearly. I don't see a single lifeguard.

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You don't have to go to the beach.

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Just do something besides school.

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There is science that
suggests taking breaks

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refreshes the mind and
boosts brain function.

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Good. Because the minute I'm old enough,

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that's gonna be me out there.

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You better learn to swim,
because no one there's

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gonna help you.

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Guess who I ran into
at the grocery store.

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Mr. Lundy.

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Ugh, the weird theater guy?

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He's not weird.

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He's also a teacher,

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realtor, choreographer,

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ooh, and local celebrity.

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He's actually not doing that stuff now.

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He is selling makeup.

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He's even got one of
those pink Cadillacs.

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Driving a pink car in Texas.

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Bold choice.

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You got to sell a lot
to earn one of those.

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He must be good.

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It sure seemed like it.

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He's managing a whole
team of salespeople.

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Nice.

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He gave me his card.

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I was thinking about calling him.

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Don't you have enough makeup?

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I don't.

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I'm not buying it.

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I'm thinking about selling it.

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You?

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Yes, me.

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Wouldn't hurt to have extra money.

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But you already have two
jobs... church and mom.

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Well, that second one doesn't pay much.

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I do your taxes. The
first one doesn't either.

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- Even more reason to call him.
- Mm.

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Sales is a tough racket, Mare.

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Yeah. It ain't as
easy as I make it look.

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Well, I think I'd be good at it.

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You sure? Sometimes you
got to do a little fibbin'.

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I would do it without that.

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And you got to have people skills.

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I have people skills.

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Do you?

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I'd like to throw my dinner roll

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at your head right now,

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but you don't see me doing it.

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I believe in you, Mom.

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Thank you, honey.

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But you're not getting free makeup.

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Dang it.

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My sister suggested I "go wild,"

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so I decided to heed her advice

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and do the craziest
thing I could think of...

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Take a walk outside.

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I couldn't believe my eyes.

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A whole convention
dedicated to comic books,

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science fiction and fantasy.

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Pretty cool, huh?

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Oh, hello, Nathan.

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You going?

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I'd like to. Are you?

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- Yeah. I quit my job for the time off.
- Wow.

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- Well, my job search.
- Hmm.

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You know, it hasn't been
announced yet, but I hear

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there's a special guest
appearance by David Gerrold.

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He wrote the Star Trekepisode
"Trouble with Tribbles."

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Uh, no doy.

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I just found my spring break.

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I'm not really looking for a job.

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I don't know why I lied.

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Thank you so much

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for finding the time.

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Oh, please. Always happy

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to welcome a new sales
associate to the family.

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Well, um, I don't
normally wear much makeup,

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so I'm a little out of my depth.

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Which brings us to lesson number one.

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In sales, confidence is key.

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- Oh.
- Are you confident?

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- No.
- I knew the answer to that,

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but that's gonna be our little secret,

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because just like this
full-coverage concealer

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for all skin types, we're gonna
cover that right on up.

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- I'm all for that.
- Now before we go further,

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I am gonna have to ask for a check

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for your sample kit and
your start-up accessories.

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Oh. I was under the impression

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that I would take orders,

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and the customers
would pay for it later,

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like, um, Girl Scout cookies.

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I'm sorry. Do you see
Thin Mints in this case?

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- No.
- This is a serious business.

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If you are not serious,

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maybe you are not ready to join my team.

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Oh, I... I am serious.

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It's just that my husband
isn't totally on board,

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and he'll be upset if I
spend a bunch of money.

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Oh, well, that's fair.

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If you have to ask his
permission, I can come back.

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It's refreshing really.

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It reminds me of a simpler time

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when men made the decisions
and women made the beds.

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I'm gonna get my checkbook.

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Now there is a take-charge
makeup salesperson.

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I am the organ grinder,
and the world is my monkey.

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All righty then.

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- Show me what you got.
- What do you mean?

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Your sales technique. Let's go. Come on.

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I'm an Eskimo. Sell me some ice.

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Really? Right now?

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If you can't sell to me,
and I'm already Team Mary,

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how are you gonna sell to a stranger?

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Okay. Um...

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Hi.

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- Let me stop you right there.
- What did I do wrong?

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It's your face.

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What's wrong with my face?

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It's your number one sales tool.

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Y-You should be advertising the product,

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and you're not wearing any.

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- Yes, I am.
- Where?

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I think the best makeup is
the kind that no one notices.

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Right now, you're what no one notices.

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This is your billboard, and I'm...

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...driving right on by.

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I suppose I could put on a little more.

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Attagirl! They've
already seen the before.

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Let's show 'em the after. Here.

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Try this.

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That's awfully red.

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Exactly. And when you see
red, what comes to your mind?

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- Satan.
- Glamour.

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Sex appeal, a little va-va-voom!

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I don't know.

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You are not just selling makeup.

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You are selling power,

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you are selling confidence,
and that starts right here.

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Now are you a powerful, confident woman?

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Yes.

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Slather this on. Let's try again.

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Mm-hmm.

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Somebody call highway patrol.

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This billboard is causing accidents.

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- Really?
- You had the va,

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then you got another
va, now you got the voom.

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Sell me some makeup.

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Hello there.

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- Now I'm listening.
- Oh.

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Mom, I know what I want to do

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for spring break.

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What happened to your face?

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Told you, people take notice.

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This is for my new job.

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Is your new job fighting Batman?

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Because you look like The Joker.

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What do you want?

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Can I take a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride

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to Texarkana for a
comic book convention?

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By yourself? Absolutely not.

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- Can you come with me?
- No.

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Son, your mother has makeup to sell.

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If I get an adult to go with me, can I?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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Ha, ha. No.

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But people wear makeup
to comic book conventions.

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You could sell it there.

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- Ah, I see. No.
- But...

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Read my moisturized lips. No.

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Would you like to go with me
to a comic book convention?

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Will there be girls there?

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* No, no-no...

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And if you order right now,

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I'll throw in some extra
concealer for half off.

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I mean, this is just allergies.

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Does it look like I've been crying?

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No! No.

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And the best news is

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it's only a four-and-a-half-hour
bus ride away.

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So you want me to
ride on a bus for hours

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with a bunch of kids to
a comic book convention?

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It's mostly adults.

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Many are in costumes.

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No.

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Oh.

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You look fantastic.

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Ready to buy?

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No,

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but I'm ready to hit the dog track.

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And since we're both on spring break,

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I thought you might like to go with me.

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Sheldon, I am the
president of the university.

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You're right. I
should've asked you first.

266
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,112
So is that a "yes"?

267
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,027
No!

268
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,943
Sorry.

269
00:09:56,946 --> 00:09:58,552
No.

270
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,641
- And what do you want?
- For you to go

271
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,575
on a bus with me to a comic
book convention in Texarkana.

272
00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,605
God, no.

273
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,301
I don't know.

274
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,217
Trust me, the men are
gonna be lining up.

275
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,654
Well, they haven't been so far,

276
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,222
and I've been basically giving it away.

277
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,051
That's your business really.

278
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,358
But, hey, I am not just selling makeup.

279
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,622
I am selling confidence.

280
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,732
- You are?
- I sure am.

281
00:10:26,735 --> 00:10:29,409
Now, are you a strong
and confident woman?

282
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,671
Not remotely.

283
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,456
Well, do you want to be?

284
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,502
I guess.

285
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,853
Here. Why don't you put this on,

286
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,031
and we will try again?

287
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,209
Oh.

288
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,603
Now, are you a strong, confident woman?

289
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,258
- Sure.
- Come on. Say it like you mean it.

290
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,521
Are you strong and confident?

291
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,915
- Yes.
- One more time.

292
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,612
Yes.

293
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,093
So I can put you down for a starter kit?

294
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,572
Fine.

295
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,487
Well, all right!

296
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,880
Whoo!

297
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,622
You never forget your first sale.

298
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,571
I know. I am still tingling.

299
00:11:10,574 --> 00:11:11,813
I love that feeling.

300
00:11:11,816 --> 00:11:13,338
I don't even drink coffee anymore.

301
00:11:13,341 --> 00:11:15,454
I just go on tingle power.

302
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:18,250
And she didn't just get the starter kit.

303
00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:21,113
She got the mud mask,
she got the exfoliator.

304
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,786
I had a feeling about you, Mary.

305
00:11:23,789 --> 00:11:26,248
It's just a matter of time
before you're behind the wheel

306
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,516
of your own pink Cadillac,
and take it from me,

307
00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:32,520
you will be stared at. I am.

308
00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:35,040
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

309
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,716
So, where do I go from here?

310
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:40,915
I've kind of talked to everybody I know.

311
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:46,224
Mm. Well, new faces are the
lifeblood of our business.

312
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,661
How do I find new faces?

313
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,664
Don't you run a Bible study?

314
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,913
Uh, I don't know that I'd be comfortable

315
00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:56,177
trying to make sales
in a religious setting.

316
00:11:56,180 --> 00:12:00,152
Mary, if God didn't want
people to wear makeup,

317
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,373
he'd have made 'em less ugly.

318
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,811
- Well, that's one way to look at it.
- Mm-hmm.

319
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,682
And you have a daughter, right?

320
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,755
Well, she's not even a teenager yet.

321
00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,207
This is when it starts.

322
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,862
Would you rather her
borrowing makeup from friends,

323
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,568
passing it back and forth?

324
00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:19,301
- She has stolen it from my bag.
- See?

325
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,000
Forget about a pink Caddy.
Now we're talking pink eye.

326
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,836
Which, if she does catch it,

327
00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:26,657
a little waterproof
eyeliner, you'd never know.

328
00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:32,314
Attention, science fiction
and comic book fans,

329
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,969
this Friday, Saturday
and Sunday in Ballroom B

330
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,700
of the Texarkana Holiday
Inn, it's Texarkana-Con!

331
00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:39,278
That's right, Texarkana...

332
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,758
Khan!

333
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,151
Celebrity appearances,
panel discussions,

334
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,110
autograph alley, only at Texarkana...

335
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,589
Khan!

336
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,560
Raffles, prizes, costume parade,

337
00:12:48,563 --> 00:12:50,898
Friday through Sunday at Texarkana...

338
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,334
Khan!

339
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,083
William Shatner not appearing.

340
00:12:54,086 --> 00:12:56,643
William Shatner may not be appearing,

341
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,778
but Sheldon Cooper is.

342
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,047
I was normally a rule follower,

343
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,234
but one of the rules

344
00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:13,618
of spring break is to
cut loose and break rules.

345
00:13:14,969 --> 00:13:16,141
I'm heading out.

346
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,143
Where you going?

347
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,362
To see my comic book friends.

348
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,321
Hmm. I'm leaving in a
few. You want a ride?

349
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,888
No, I'm taking my bike.

350
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,455
All the way to the bus station.

351
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,724
Something funny?

352
00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:29,943
Not funny. Just normal.

353
00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:31,373
Smooth.

354
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,071
Bye.

355
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,379
So smooth.

356
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,614
Hey, you made it.

357
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,008
It would have been illogical not to.

358
00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:00,011
Well, you're going to have a blast.

359
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:03,101
I know this is un-Spock-like,
but I can't stop smiling.

360
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,233
There you are, dear sir.

361
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,196
Let's get this pusillanimous bucket

362
00:14:08,199 --> 00:14:10,804
of nuts and bolts on the road.

363
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,414
We have a comic-con to get to!

364
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,373
Mr. Givens?

365
00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:16,421
Oh, the pain.

366
00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:20,205
So, today

367
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,249
I thought maybe

368
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,039
we'd mix things up a little bit,

369
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,210
and do some reading from Esther.

370
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,038
I don't think I've ever read Esther.

371
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,127
Oh, you are in for a treat.

372
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,372
There is some good stuff in here.

373
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,479
Let us open our Bibles

374
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,963
to, uh, chapter two, verse 12.

375
00:14:38,032 --> 00:14:39,877
"Before a young woman's turn came

376
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,487
to go into King Xerxes,

377
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:45,534
she had to complete 12
months of beauty treatments

378
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,677
prescribed for the women:
six months with oil of myrrh

379
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,216
and six with perfumes and cosmetics."

380
00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:53,978
Did anyone else realize

381
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,241
that cosmetics were
right here in the Bible?

382
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,591
I just find that fascinating.

383
00:14:58,594 --> 00:15:00,029
Uh, well, t-this next verse

384
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,899
talks about her being a concubine.

385
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,944
Hey, hey, don't skip ahead.

386
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,511
We're still talking cosmetics.

387
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:09,384
Did you know that Esther used her beauty

388
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,647
to stop a genocide?

389
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,648
Really?

390
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,700
Sometimes, I think we forget

391
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,957
how powerful beauty can be.

392
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,480
But I know I sure

393
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,185
feel powerful when I'm wearing

394
00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:23,790
this new line of Mary Kay cosmetics.

395
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,649
Take a gander, ladies.

396
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,057
So how do you know Dr. Smith over there?

397
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,016
That's not Dr. Smith, that's Mr. Givens.

398
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,800
He was my high school science teacher.

399
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:38,022
Oh. Well, he's dressed as
Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

400
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,675
Oh, I've never seen it.

401
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,721
Yeah, well, you're not missing much.

402
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,984
It was a lame kids' show.

403
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,595
I'm sorry, "lame kids' show"?

404
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,489
For your information,
Star Trek wouldn't exist

405
00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:49,859
without Lost in Space.

406
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:52,862
Yeah, well,

407
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,344
at least Star Trek

408
00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:57,302
didn't have to steal its
robot from Forbidden Planet.

409
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,872
I take it from their
reaction that was a good dig?

410
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,831
- Solid.
- Nice job.

411
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,529
Well, if Star Trekis so great,

412
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,950
how come Lost in Space

413
00:16:07,953 --> 00:16:09,531
kicked its butt in the ratings?

414
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,580
Well, if Lost in Space is so great,

415
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,974
how come no one's ever remade it?

416
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,511
That's true, they're still
making Star Trek movies

417
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:21,122
and a new series.

418
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,545
Yeah, which is even
better than the original.

419
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,940
I'm sorry, what did you say?

420
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,160
You heard me, Star Trek: Next Gen

421
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,033
is better than Original Series.

422
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,513
Lost in Space brought me
hours of happiness as a child,

423
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,733
you... jerks.

424
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,519
Esther would be so proud.

425
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,522
This is a face that would
stop the spilling of blood.

426
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,458
- You think?
- I do.

427
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:48,527
Now, if you order the
starter package today,

428
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,572
I will throw in the spring palette.

429
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,747
Sold.

430
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,098
Oh, praise the Lord.

431
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,229
Now who's next?

432
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,709
Okay, I enjoy Mr. Data,

433
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,450
but he's clearly just a Spock rip-off.

434
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,713
Oh, I'm sorry,

435
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,845
Mr. Data wants to be more human,

436
00:17:02,848 --> 00:17:04,239
Spock wants to be less human.

437
00:17:04,242 --> 00:17:05,631
How is that the same?

438
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,891
Yeah!

439
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:08,670
Well, I think we can all
agree that William Shatner

440
00:17:08,672 --> 00:17:09,896
is the better actor.

441
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,900
Patrick Stewart is classically trained.

442
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,902
He's a member of the
Royal Shakespeare Company.

443
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,466
He's too subtle. When William
Shatner plays an emotion,

444
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:20,037
my shoe can tell what it is.

445
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,778
Well, if you like big acting,

446
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,306
have I got a show for you, dear boy.

447
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,179
And Kirk is a terrible captain.

448
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,622
He always puts the ship in danger.

449
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,052
Picard would never do that.

450
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,054
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess Picard

451
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,056
never got assimilated by the Borg.

452
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,362
Our verbal fisticuffs

453
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,061
may have seemed unfriendly,
but the truth is,

454
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,950
we were engaged in a
glorious tribal dance,

455
00:17:46,953 --> 00:17:49,388
like the revelers at Daytona Beach.

456
00:17:49,391 --> 00:17:52,239
I will admit, Wesley
Crusher is the worst.

457
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:55,159
Now you're knocking Wil Wheaton.
He's the best part of the show.

458
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,868
He's an annoying know-it-all.

459
00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:58,914
Yeah, that's what makes him lovable.

460
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,396
It was the best spring break I ever had.

461
00:18:01,399 --> 00:18:03,526
Until my parents realized I was missing

462
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:06,443
and I experienced something
worse than the wrath of Khan,

463
00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:08,563
the wrath of Dad.

464
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,914
Khan!

465
00:18:26,477 --> 00:18:27,669
What the heck?

466
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,714
You think you can

467
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,324
just wash me away?

468
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,848
Yes, I used the gentle
cleansing cream formula one

469
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,154
with special emollients.

470
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,200
Exploiting your Bible study group,

471
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,107
that was just the beginning.

472
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,290
I wouldn't say I exploited them.

473
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,076
Good, don't. It'll be our little secret.

474
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,687
Now, where are we with Missy?

475
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,167
You leave Missy alone.

476
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,213
Mom, help. I can't get out.

477
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,084
Missy!

478
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,955
Why are you sleeping?!

479
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,914
You should be selling!

480
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,746
My mother never sold makeup again.

481
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,574
And as Mr. Lundy predicted,

482
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,880
Missy got her makeup from her friends.

483
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,578
My eye feels oozy.

484
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,538
What's the matter, baby? Oh.

485
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:14,282
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