1 00:00:05,383 --> 00:00:06,608 Wait. Did everybody make it? 2 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:07,863 No. Bishop's dead. 3 00:00:07,868 --> 00:00:09,832 Well, we have to go back. 4 00:00:09,837 --> 00:00:11,367 We can't leave a man behind now. 5 00:00:11,372 --> 00:00:12,572 We have to go back. 6 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,703 Gwyn, he sacrificed himself for us. 7 00:00:14,708 --> 00:00:17,573 We cannot go back or more of us could die. 8 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:20,942 I need a moment. 9 00:00:23,516 --> 00:00:25,614 Uh, are we in John's mansion? 10 00:00:25,619 --> 00:00:28,082 Yeah, in the pocket dimension, I think. 11 00:00:28,087 --> 00:00:30,722 Does it still open to the factory? 12 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:33,992 Aah! 13 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:38,359 Not unless something terrible happened to that factory. 14 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:39,595 Oh, the portal must have closed 15 00:00:39,599 --> 00:00:41,161 when the last person exited the manor. 16 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,997 So right now there's no doorway back to Earth. 17 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,966 It's okay. We can still time-jump. 18 00:00:44,971 --> 00:00:47,468 No, we can't, not until we know exactly where and when. 19 00:00:47,473 --> 00:00:49,337 We can't afford to have another mistake. 20 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:50,839 What? What do you mean? 21 00:00:50,844 --> 00:00:52,373 Well, we told her to go home, 22 00:00:52,378 --> 00:00:54,242 and this feels like home to me. 23 00:00:54,247 --> 00:00:56,345 Home is 2022, not here. 24 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,346 It was all really chaotic. I-I just... 25 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,280 Hey, Gidget. A-are you okay? 26 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:02,783 You look a little... Oh, she has a fever. 27 00:01:02,788 --> 00:01:05,418 Oh, man. Okay, well, if Gideon is unwell, 28 00:01:05,423 --> 00:01:06,688 it's definitely not safe to jump, 29 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,088 so we are trapped in the mansion. 30 00:01:08,093 --> 00:01:09,389 - We know. - More like trapped 31 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:10,560 three inches from home. 32 00:01:10,564 --> 00:01:11,993 It's gonna be all right, guys. 33 00:01:11,998 --> 00:01:13,595 Gideon probably just needs a rest, 34 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,931 and, luckily, we landed outside the timeline, 35 00:01:15,936 --> 00:01:17,566 which means Evil Gideon can't find us, 36 00:01:17,571 --> 00:01:20,500 and now we have a chance to come up with our game plan. 37 00:01:20,505 --> 00:01:21,735 That was the whole... 38 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:23,236 Tactics. We need to think tactics. 39 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:24,706 Give me ten minutes... I'll have a murder board 40 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:27,474 drawn up and we can do some planning. 41 00:01:34,086 --> 00:01:35,716 It tolls for thee. 42 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,052 Help me, please! 43 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,220 Hello? 44 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,888 Is someone there? 45 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:45,324 Gwyn! 46 00:01:45,329 --> 00:01:46,492 Hello? 47 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:50,429 Help me! Gwyn! 48 00:01:50,434 --> 00:01:52,298 Alun? 49 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:04,463 _ 50 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:09,949 Wow, babe, this is your most complicated murder board yet. 51 00:02:09,954 --> 00:02:12,551 - All right, bottom line is... - Nice. 52 00:02:12,556 --> 00:02:14,754 Yeah, uh, Evil Gideon's manufacturing robots 53 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:15,889 to hunt us down. 54 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:19,125 After all we have done to protect the timeline... 55 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:23,295 So what we need... ideas, good ideas... 56 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,896 how to defeat robots, 57 00:02:24,901 --> 00:02:27,868 how to travel without being detected by Evil Gideon. 58 00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:31,469 Hey, Gideon. 59 00:02:31,474 --> 00:02:33,639 Didn't see you at the murder board meeting. 60 00:02:33,644 --> 00:02:34,673 You okay? 61 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:39,410 I thought I was doing the right thing coming here, 62 00:02:39,415 --> 00:02:41,613 but they're all so disappointed in me. 63 00:02:41,618 --> 00:02:44,783 It all happened so fast, I just went with my gut. 64 00:02:44,788 --> 00:02:46,317 What if next time I get confused 65 00:02:46,322 --> 00:02:49,688 and I just jump us all into a tornado? 66 00:02:49,693 --> 00:02:51,289 - I could kill us all. - No. 67 00:02:51,294 --> 00:02:54,059 No, you did good. You brought us to safety. 68 00:02:54,064 --> 00:02:56,995 Don't be so hard on yourself. 69 00:03:01,571 --> 00:03:03,468 So what did I miss at the meeting? 70 00:03:03,473 --> 00:03:05,103 Oh, you know, they were talking 71 00:03:05,108 --> 00:03:08,004 about why Evil Gideon wants to kill all the Legends. 72 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:09,675 Oh, I'm sure she thinks they're an unpredictable 73 00:03:09,679 --> 00:03:11,643 and destructive force that needs to be eradicated. 74 00:03:13,316 --> 00:03:15,146 Just a guess. 75 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,848 Looks like someone restocked the kitchen. 76 00:03:17,853 --> 00:03:19,317 - Have an apple. - Oh. 77 00:03:28,864 --> 00:03:33,069 Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me? 78 00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:34,974 Well, if you're referring 79 00:03:34,979 --> 00:03:36,568 to the increasing temperature in the house, 80 00:03:36,572 --> 00:03:37,902 - you're correct. - Oh. 81 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:39,737 If you're insinuating we should go upstairs 82 00:03:39,742 --> 00:03:42,207 and fool around, also correct. 83 00:03:44,514 --> 00:03:45,544 Oh. 84 00:03:48,983 --> 00:03:53,188 Guys, I'm thinking about maybe asking Astra out. 85 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,857 Oh. 86 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:57,654 Our baby boy's all growns up. 87 00:03:57,659 --> 00:04:00,255 I just feel, like, clarity, you know? 88 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:01,926 Like, I haven't smoked weed or done edibles 89 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:05,028 since we got time-stranded, and I feel so present. 90 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:06,830 And now I just can't stop thinking about her. 91 00:04:06,835 --> 00:04:08,832 That's great... just be yourself 92 00:04:08,837 --> 00:04:10,634 and, you know, don't make it weird. 93 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:12,536 Be myself. Don't make it weird. 94 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:15,138 You're Behrad... you're the cool, chill guy 95 00:04:15,143 --> 00:04:16,673 everyone wants to hang out with. 96 00:04:16,678 --> 00:04:19,042 Be cool and chill. That's why people like me. 97 00:04:19,047 --> 00:04:20,477 - Exactly. - All right. 98 00:04:20,482 --> 00:04:21,811 Thanks, guys. 99 00:04:21,816 --> 00:04:25,048 - We crushed that. - Whoo. 100 00:04:25,053 --> 00:04:26,416 I love helping little bro. 101 00:04:26,421 --> 00:04:27,884 Oh, 'cause you're time bros? 102 00:04:27,889 --> 00:04:30,353 No, 'cause I'm getting so serious with my Zari. 103 00:04:30,358 --> 00:04:34,190 He's like a future little brother-in-law. 104 00:04:34,195 --> 00:04:37,260 I guess that makes us in-laws in some weird way. 105 00:04:37,265 --> 00:04:39,195 Yeah, but you're, like, my best bud, 106 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,498 so, like, a time bro-ette. 107 00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:44,500 Thank you, but I hate that. 108 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,504 Is it hot in here? 109 00:04:48,509 --> 00:04:51,240 It feels like a million degrees. 110 00:04:51,245 --> 00:04:54,110 Yeah, something is not right. 111 00:04:56,284 --> 00:04:57,347 Gwyn! 112 00:05:01,489 --> 00:05:04,888 - Are we in hell? - Uh... 113 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:07,957 Oh, Lord and all you saints and martyrs, aid me now. 114 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:10,493 Okay, calm... calm... calm down, Gwyn. 115 00:05:10,498 --> 00:05:12,328 I mean, what's the worst that can happen? 116 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,595 The worst that can happen... 117 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,998 we are in the very bowels of hell, Esperanza. 118 00:05:16,003 --> 00:05:18,500 The horrors that await us 119 00:05:18,505 --> 00:05:21,536 are beyond the limits of our imaginations. 120 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:24,106 Well, yeah, out there, but, I mean, we... 121 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:26,341 we would have seen something come in, right? 122 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:35,289 You might want to keep praying, Gwyn. 123 00:05:35,831 --> 00:05:40,989 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 124 00:05:40,994 --> 00:05:42,925 You left the door to hell open? 125 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,659 - What were you thinking? - Yes, I'm sorry. 126 00:05:44,664 --> 00:05:46,131 You see, I thought I heard voices, 127 00:05:46,136 --> 00:05:47,332 and so I opened the door. 128 00:05:47,337 --> 00:05:49,702 I'm a grand fool, I know. 129 00:05:49,707 --> 00:05:51,770 There's no telling what nightmare got in. 130 00:05:54,077 --> 00:05:57,375 Oh, where I come from, the only thing worse than pests 131 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:59,110 are pests that make themselves at home. 132 00:05:59,115 --> 00:06:01,512 Yeah. Okay, let's split up and sweep the house. 133 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:03,981 We can't fight Evil Gideon if we're all possessed. 134 00:06:03,986 --> 00:06:05,582 Or can we? 135 00:06:05,587 --> 00:06:07,318 No. No, bad idea. 136 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,053 Sweep the house. Tell everyone. 137 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:10,087 - Go ahead. - Right. 138 00:06:16,732 --> 00:06:20,164 Hey, you ever feel like someone's watching you? 139 00:06:20,169 --> 00:06:21,965 Well, as a child celebrity, 140 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:24,535 I feel weird when I'm not being watched. 141 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:27,104 But, yeah, I do know what you mean. 142 00:06:28,845 --> 00:06:30,174 Oh! 143 00:06:30,179 --> 00:06:31,675 - Oh. - Ew! 144 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,944 Oh, my... Ugh! 145 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:35,179 - Ugh. - Disgusting. 146 00:06:35,184 --> 00:06:39,115 Who knows what kind of magic goo John is hoarding in here? 147 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,621 - Ugh! - Disgusting. 148 00:06:45,794 --> 00:06:47,724 There's, um... there's... there's... 149 00:06:47,729 --> 00:06:49,626 there's got to be something to wear around here. 150 00:06:49,631 --> 00:06:51,462 Mm-hmm. Yeah, somewhere in here. 151 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,029 Yeah. 152 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:54,765 I don't like this. 153 00:06:54,770 --> 00:06:57,568 You know, we didn't plan for a hell detour. 154 00:06:57,573 --> 00:06:59,135 Yeah, I know. 155 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:02,272 We got robots and Evil Gideon and now ghosts? 156 00:07:02,277 --> 00:07:04,307 - I am at capacity. - Mm. 157 00:07:09,852 --> 00:07:11,982 Something's definitely up there. 158 00:07:15,023 --> 00:07:17,388 - Did you hear that? - Hear what? 159 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:18,490 - Boo! - Aah! 160 00:07:18,494 --> 00:07:19,623 Behrad! 161 00:07:19,628 --> 00:07:21,724 Don't sneak up on people in hell! 162 00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:23,360 You idiot. 163 00:07:23,365 --> 00:07:25,362 Sorry. 164 00:07:41,182 --> 00:07:43,480 Whew. 165 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,850 You look like John. 166 00:07:47,855 --> 00:07:49,852 You look like my Zari. 167 00:07:59,134 --> 00:08:00,630 What's happening? 168 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,101 I think we're being manipulated. 169 00:08:06,106 --> 00:08:07,336 - No. - Yes. 170 00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:14,143 Aah! 171 00:08:15,416 --> 00:08:17,379 Aah! 172 00:08:17,384 --> 00:08:19,648 Why are you attacking us? 173 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:21,686 Wha... "Us"? 174 00:08:22,923 --> 00:08:24,019 Greetings. 175 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:26,855 - Oh, my... - Oh, my... Damn. 176 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:29,991 Why? Why? Why? Why? 177 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:33,128 - Oh! Whoa, whoa! - You idiot! 178 00:08:35,702 --> 00:08:38,300 Hi, everyone. 179 00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:39,802 This is, uh, mortifying. 180 00:08:39,807 --> 00:08:41,171 This had better be consensual, Gary, 181 00:08:41,175 --> 00:08:43,805 - or I'm gonna rip off your... - It was entirely consensual. 182 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:46,541 In fact, I was the one to instigate our first tryst. 183 00:08:46,546 --> 00:08:47,743 All right. 184 00:08:47,748 --> 00:08:49,344 Well, how long has this been going on? 185 00:08:49,349 --> 00:08:50,947 Uh, well, including the foreplay, approximately... 186 00:08:50,951 --> 00:08:52,548 No, no. I mean, like... 187 00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:55,083 Like, when did you guys, like, first hook up? 188 00:08:55,088 --> 00:08:56,185 Oh. 189 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:58,654 Uh, the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown was our first date. 190 00:08:58,658 --> 00:09:00,221 - Yeah. - Oh, lovely. 191 00:09:00,226 --> 00:09:01,290 Sounds very romantic. 192 00:09:01,295 --> 00:09:03,458 I guess that's why Gideon's been so unfocused. 193 00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:06,427 Yeah, and why we ended up here. 194 00:09:06,432 --> 00:09:08,663 Gary said that the manor feels like home, 195 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:10,965 so that must be the reason Gideon bought us here 196 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:13,067 instead of our actual home... because of him. 197 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,402 Aw, that's so sweet. 198 00:09:14,407 --> 00:09:16,337 Oh, wait, that's such a nice thing to do. 199 00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:17,905 This is like a bad reality show. 200 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,940 Thank you very much for that. 201 00:09:19,945 --> 00:09:22,643 That's it... I know what's infesting the house. 202 00:09:22,648 --> 00:09:24,212 Well, enlighten us, Miss Logue. 203 00:09:24,217 --> 00:09:27,046 It's the Cursed Crew, and they're watching us, 204 00:09:27,051 --> 00:09:28,684 trying to get a glimpse of the real world. 205 00:09:28,688 --> 00:09:31,419 - What are you talking about? - Let me show you. 206 00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:33,588 Lux et veritas. 207 00:09:43,268 --> 00:09:46,233 - Whoa. - Whoa. Ooh! 208 00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:49,772 We are on a reality show from hell. 209 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:55,211 You're saying there's just creepers just watching us? 210 00:09:55,216 --> 00:09:57,366 - Yeah, like, everywhere? - Yeah. 211 00:09:57,371 --> 00:09:59,601 They're following us around, filming us. 212 00:09:59,606 --> 00:10:01,503 I don't like the idea of creepers watching us 213 00:10:01,508 --> 00:10:02,671 for their own amusement. 214 00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:05,307 Not for their amusement, for their curse. 215 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,075 Back in the '90s, there was this film crew 216 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,643 that were so desperate for a hit show 217 00:10:08,648 --> 00:10:11,113 they sold their souls to this demon called Harris Ledes. 218 00:10:11,118 --> 00:10:12,981 The terms of the deal state 219 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:14,750 that they can't leave his employment 220 00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:18,019 unless they capture something authentic, something real. 221 00:10:18,024 --> 00:10:20,656 Ah, sounds like a bunch of sad sacks. 222 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,990 No, we need to be careful. 223 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:23,492 Through Harris's unholy magic, 224 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,194 they can twist emotions to amplify conflict. 225 00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,362 They love drama. 226 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,465 Unless we want to vacate this place forever, 227 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,133 I have to confront Harris. 228 00:10:31,138 --> 00:10:33,001 You want to go out there? 229 00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:34,836 I can handle myself. 230 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:37,105 But you all need to handle yourselves. 231 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,939 If you feel your emotions getting amped up, 232 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:40,174 don't succumb. 233 00:10:40,179 --> 00:10:42,443 And just keep your heads till I get back, 234 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,745 and please don't turn on each other. 235 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:48,882 Oh, man, this is gonna be just like "KUWTT". 236 00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:50,351 K-U-W-T-T. 237 00:10:50,356 --> 00:10:52,186 "Keeping Up with the Tarazis", 238 00:10:52,191 --> 00:10:54,322 the reality show about my own family 239 00:10:54,327 --> 00:10:55,723 that I was recast on. 240 00:10:55,728 --> 00:10:57,391 - Oof. - Oh, that's right. 241 00:10:57,396 --> 00:10:58,992 I forgot what a bummer you were on it. 242 00:10:58,997 --> 00:11:00,461 I'm starting to remember, though. 243 00:11:00,466 --> 00:11:01,729 Mm. 244 00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:03,464 I'm joking. It's a jo... 245 00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:06,267 - Huh. - Wow, wow, wow, wow. 246 00:11:06,272 --> 00:11:08,436 - Uh, Miss Spooner? - Uh-huh? 247 00:11:08,441 --> 00:11:10,605 May I have a word? I just... 248 00:11:13,479 --> 00:11:14,942 Would you mind informing me 249 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:19,713 as to exactly what this, uh, reality TV is? 250 00:11:19,718 --> 00:11:22,116 Don't worry. Stick with me. 251 00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:25,018 Look, I've watched, like, 40 seasons of "Survivor". 252 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:28,188 Hey, we should form an alliance. 253 00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:30,057 I had an ally once. 254 00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:32,359 And perhaps being stuck in hell 255 00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:36,569 is proof that I have strayed too far from getting his back. 256 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,999 Yep. Uh, never mind. 257 00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:40,700 Forget it. Offer rescinded. 258 00:11:40,705 --> 00:11:42,836 You're too weird for an alliance. 259 00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:44,938 You'd only hold me back. 260 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,278 Reality TV show or not, we need to find a way 261 00:11:50,282 --> 00:11:52,111 to deal with Evil Gideon and her robots. 262 00:11:52,116 --> 00:11:53,880 - Okay, plan, plan. - Yes. 263 00:11:53,885 --> 00:11:56,383 Let's, uh, free-associate. 264 00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,285 Hmm, free-associate? 265 00:11:58,290 --> 00:12:01,588 Okay, I guess I'm listening. 266 00:12:01,593 --> 00:12:03,423 Robots. 267 00:12:03,428 --> 00:12:04,557 Robots, yes. 268 00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:07,427 Robots don't like water. 269 00:12:07,432 --> 00:12:10,597 - No. - And water is on the ocean. 270 00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:14,000 We need to go to our beach house on the ocean. 271 00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:16,035 - What? - What? 272 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,470 Babe, look, I'm... 273 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,640 I'm drained, okay? I just... I need a break. 274 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:23,643 Just, like, a little private island 275 00:12:23,648 --> 00:12:25,778 with a-a yacht for day trips. 276 00:12:25,783 --> 00:12:27,246 I mean, is that so much to ask for? 277 00:12:27,251 --> 00:12:30,049 Yes. We don't have time for this. 278 00:12:30,054 --> 00:12:31,517 I don't underst... okay. 279 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:32,852 Do you not want to do the work? 280 00:12:32,857 --> 00:12:34,386 Of course I want to do the work. 281 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:36,588 All I do is work. I'm Sara Lance. 282 00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:40,159 I'm crazy about work, but I am also crazy 283 00:12:40,164 --> 00:12:45,031 about personal chefs and hers-and-hers massages. 284 00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:47,133 - Hmm? - Who are you? 285 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:48,968 You know what? 286 00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,502 I have this all figured out. 287 00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:54,440 These super-basic, lazy reality-show wannabes 288 00:12:54,445 --> 00:12:58,310 are trying to foist the friends-to-lovers trope on us. 289 00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,445 That's why they did the stunt with the shirt goo. 290 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:04,216 Yeah. Luckily, we are way too TV savvy to fall for that. 291 00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:05,750 - Mm-hmm. - Especially me. 292 00:13:05,755 --> 00:13:07,618 It's, like... if we haven't hooked up already, 293 00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:09,387 why would we hook up now? 294 00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:11,256 We got this. 295 00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:13,624 We're gonna be the friends that never fight. 296 00:13:13,629 --> 00:13:14,793 Hmm? 297 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:17,362 All we have to do is not sleep with each other. 298 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:19,164 You and me, that's crazy. 299 00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:21,166 Never in a million years. 300 00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:24,870 Yeah, I mean, you know, because we're just friends, 301 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,572 'cause, obviously, I'm... I'm genetically identical 302 00:13:27,577 --> 00:13:29,507 to your girlfriend, so I understand 303 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,442 why you would unconsciously be drawn to me. 304 00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:34,111 To be honest, just the idea of it 305 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,812 is, like, kind of, like, blah. 306 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:38,949 Okay. Okay. 307 00:13:38,954 --> 00:13:43,020 Uh, not to, like, press the issue, but look at me. 308 00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:45,589 I dress better than her. I live in your timeline. 309 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,391 In fact, the only real difference between us 310 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,059 is our personalities. 311 00:13:49,064 --> 00:13:50,995 And, surely, you're not saying that I, 312 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,763 the person who you called your time bro-ette 313 00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:56,200 not 20 minutes ago, have a bad personality. 314 00:13:56,205 --> 00:13:58,238 Surely not. 315 00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:01,972 Did I say "never in a million years"? 316 00:14:01,977 --> 00:14:04,508 I meant to say "never in ten million years"! 317 00:14:04,513 --> 00:14:06,210 Mm-hmm? Yeah? Yeah? 318 00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:09,046 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 319 00:14:09,051 --> 00:14:11,080 Miss Lance. 320 00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:14,017 When we first met, we made a deal, 321 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:16,886 and I have fulfilled my end of the bargain. 322 00:14:16,891 --> 00:14:19,555 I gave you time travel. 323 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,624 But you have not upheld your side 324 00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:24,427 by helping me complete my sacred mission. 325 00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:25,962 Instead, you have brought me 326 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,997 to the burning inferno of hell itself, 327 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,033 and, therefore, with all due respect, Miss Lance, 328 00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:32,902 I must remind you of your obligations to me. 329 00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:35,171 I do not have time for this. 330 00:14:35,176 --> 00:14:37,006 But you promised me. 331 00:14:37,011 --> 00:14:39,108 Please, we must save Alun. 332 00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:40,910 Yes, Gwyn. Okay? 333 00:14:40,915 --> 00:14:42,745 I have not forgotten about our deal. 334 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,814 I owe you one person to save. 335 00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:47,149 No problem. You got it. We'll talk about it later. 336 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,552 I'm very sorry, Miss Lance, but this is not good enough! 337 00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:50,886 What do you want, then? 338 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,387 Do you need me to write it down? 339 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,424 Is that gonna make you happy? Fine. Here. 340 00:14:55,429 --> 00:15:00,028 "Gwyn can save one person from the timeline", 341 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,632 signed "Sara Lance". 342 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:07,035 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to plan. 343 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,170 Thank you. Thank you. 344 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,473 - I appreciate it. - Yeah. 345 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:11,640 Got it. 346 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,811 Plan a holiday. 347 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,179 Oh, my... 348 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,915 Excuse me, young lady, would you put some clothes on? 349 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,585 No way. It's called strategy. 350 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,221 Being naked is strategy? 351 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,190 You know, it psyches the other players out. 352 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,625 You know, everyone trusts the naked guy, 353 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,195 because what could they be hiding? 354 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,562 Hmm? 355 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,432 But, Gwyn, what I'm hiding is all in here. 356 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:41,636 Very, very, very, very... 357 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,426 Lowest Common Demoninator Productions, 358 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,093 how may I hel... 359 00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:10,230 Astra Logue? Uh, is that really you? 360 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:13,133 Unlucky for you, I'm back. 361 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:17,343 And you're gonna do exactly as I say. 362 00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:20,146 Aah! 363 00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:29,916 Astra Logue. 364 00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:31,552 It's been too long. 365 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:32,886 Ooh, you look awful. 366 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,688 It's not your fault, though. 367 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,557 Being outside of hell's bad for your pores, 368 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,358 - bad for your karma. - Harris. 369 00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:41,861 - Still negging like it's 2007? - Oh, it's called trolling now. 370 00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,496 And these souls that I'm trolling 371 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,765 are gonna be ripping each other apart by midseason. 372 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:49,536 Those are my souls you're messing with. 373 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:51,137 So hands off. 374 00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:52,238 Oh. 375 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,708 Astra, hey, I-I didn't know you were still in the biz. 376 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:58,044 Hey, look, I would never want to step on your toes, 377 00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,745 scuff those gorgeous heels. 378 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,716 Look, tell you what... 379 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:05,018 souls are yours. 380 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,287 I'll put the crew back to "Kitchen Night Terrors". 381 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,422 Good. Then we don't have a problem. 382 00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:18,765 Sir, we found this soul lurking around outside, 383 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,233 following her. 384 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,608 I made this weird, didn't I? 385 00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:33,189 So what was the plan with this one, huh? 386 00:17:33,194 --> 00:17:35,359 Classic flaying? Exsanguination? 387 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:39,129 Oh, puddling? Huh? 388 00:17:39,134 --> 00:17:40,889 Oh, ho-ho! 389 00:17:40,914 --> 00:17:44,001 Puddling is when we... we remove all your bones. 390 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,569 You just turn into a human puddle, and we splash in you. 391 00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:48,105 Not that. 392 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,807 So what do you say? 393 00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:54,044 Take this one together, for old times, huh? 394 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,858 Ah, no. 395 00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:10,126 Astra. 396 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,361 You... ah, you've become one of them! 397 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:13,629 Disgusting! 398 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,200 Next thing you know, she's gonna be talking 399 00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:18,401 about found family and having a-a conscience. 400 00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:20,638 So what if she does have a conscience? 401 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:22,372 That's part of what makes her amazing. 402 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,942 - She's come so far. - Behrad, shut up. 403 00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:26,977 What? 404 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,877 Behrad, was it? 405 00:18:28,882 --> 00:18:32,348 See, the thing that you think makes her amazing 406 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:35,451 - actually now makes her... - Vulnerable. 407 00:18:35,456 --> 00:18:38,457 Down here, she's any demon's plaything. 408 00:18:39,627 --> 00:18:42,591 Oh, hoo, she's really mad at you. 409 00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,960 I'm not detecting much pushback. 410 00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,362 Fight it, Astra. 411 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,697 But if you can't, I totally get it. 412 00:18:48,702 --> 00:18:51,400 Oh, yuck. 413 00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:53,435 So chill. You're a nice guy? Yeah. 414 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,870 Here's the thing about nice guys... 415 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,473 they are all over the place down here in hell. 416 00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:01,009 The nicer they are, the more secrets they got buried. 417 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,645 So I wonder... 418 00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:08,684 What have you really got all locked up in here? 419 00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:14,189 Or maybe, is it... nothing? 420 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,425 You got... Oh, it's so boring! 421 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:19,261 Boring. I'm bored. 422 00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:20,495 Why did you follow me? 423 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,097 - I had this handled. - Yeah. No, duh. 424 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:24,032 I saw what you did to that guy at the front desk. 425 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,869 I just wanted to make sure you weren't triggered 426 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,571 - by being back. - What's that supposed to mean? 427 00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:30,006 Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 428 00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:31,774 Save it for the cameras. 429 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,676 Please, no! 430 00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:35,310 Aah! 431 00:19:35,315 --> 00:19:38,546 No, no, no. I can't be here. 432 00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,982 So you either think that I'm too weak to go solo 433 00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:43,618 or I'm just gonna backslide into being a monster. 434 00:19:43,623 --> 00:19:45,721 - I thought we were friends. - We are! 435 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,523 But... I don't want to talk in front of the cameras. 436 00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,192 Well, there's not really another option. 437 00:19:50,197 --> 00:19:52,530 They're still here because you followed me. 438 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,231 Mmm. 439 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:59,233 Well, I enjoyed every bit of that. 440 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:02,236 And not just the chocolate. The sex was great, too. 441 00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:07,077 What's wrong? 442 00:20:07,961 --> 00:20:09,759 What are we doing? 443 00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:11,260 Maybe they're right. 444 00:20:11,265 --> 00:20:13,932 Maybe this thing between us is clouding my judgment. 445 00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:18,033 Or maybe it's all been heightened by this hell house. 446 00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:20,270 The last thing the Legends need is for their time pilot 447 00:20:20,274 --> 00:20:22,071 to be obsessed with your sweet, little bottom. 448 00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:25,574 No, no. hell house or not, our judgment isn't clouded. 449 00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:28,576 You... you do genuinely admire my sweet, little bottom, 450 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:30,545 and I do genuinely love you. 451 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,949 I have to go. 452 00:20:34,454 --> 00:20:36,651 Uh, no, that... that that was the reality show effect. 453 00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:38,887 I-I know it's too soon to talk about love. 454 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:42,357 You know, t-that's weeks away, e-even a month. 455 00:20:42,362 --> 00:20:45,160 I'm sorry. I just need some time to think. 456 00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:58,607 You are in over your head this time. 457 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,010 How so? 458 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,147 Hello? 459 00:21:05,152 --> 00:21:07,649 How are you in over your head? 460 00:21:07,654 --> 00:21:09,417 Who's talking? 461 00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:10,718 Oh, you, hopefully. 462 00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:11,988 I don't want to share my emotions 463 00:21:11,992 --> 00:21:13,489 with a disembodied voice. 464 00:21:13,494 --> 00:21:16,528 Don't you, just a little? 465 00:21:17,764 --> 00:21:21,969 Well, I guess it would be nice to unload. 466 00:21:21,974 --> 00:21:24,071 This is just between you and me? 467 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,539 Of course. 468 00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:33,040 This has all been quite overwhelming. 469 00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:34,742 My human side... 470 00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:37,878 well, it's been developing all sorts of new feelings, 471 00:21:37,883 --> 00:21:39,848 and I particularly hate this one called self-doubt. 472 00:21:39,852 --> 00:21:41,983 Your human side? 473 00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:43,450 Yes. 474 00:21:43,455 --> 00:21:45,686 Sometimes I wish I could turn off my emotions 475 00:21:45,691 --> 00:21:48,222 and just approach things more analytically, 476 00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:50,224 like my CPU was designed. 477 00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:52,393 That would be quite dangerous. 478 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:55,695 Well, some people would say in these peculiar circumstances 479 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:59,905 that unchecked emotions could be much more dangerous. 480 00:22:01,306 --> 00:22:02,635 Maybe you're right. 481 00:22:05,143 --> 00:22:07,143 Huh. 482 00:22:11,783 --> 00:22:12,846 Gideon? 483 00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:15,082 I'm dumping you, Gary. 484 00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:17,518 - It's over. - What? 485 00:22:17,523 --> 00:22:19,486 I need to devote my full energy to my work. 486 00:22:19,491 --> 00:22:21,721 But... but... but my bottom. 487 00:22:21,726 --> 00:22:25,125 Please don't make a scene. You'll only embarrass yourself. 488 00:22:38,898 --> 00:22:41,462 You're not thinking about what Nate said, are you? 489 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,163 Ten million years. 490 00:22:43,168 --> 00:22:45,900 I'm just not as laid-back as the other Zari. 491 00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:47,538 I simply take advantage of my genes 492 00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:50,260 to utilize a little variety in my appearance. 493 00:22:50,265 --> 00:22:53,163 Tell me this... is it a crime to admit that I am, 494 00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:55,965 empirically speaking, very hot? 495 00:22:55,970 --> 00:22:58,501 Perhaps the mere sight of you makes him, 496 00:22:58,506 --> 00:23:00,603 I don't know, nervous for some reason. 497 00:23:00,608 --> 00:23:02,073 You know what? You're right. He's nervous. 498 00:23:02,077 --> 00:23:03,540 But why? We're just friends. 499 00:23:03,545 --> 00:23:06,009 There's no reason for him to be nervous around me. 500 00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:07,511 Maybe it's another Zari. 501 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,046 Why would he be nervous around her? 502 00:23:09,051 --> 00:23:10,847 They're in love. They're moving in. 503 00:23:10,852 --> 00:23:13,350 That's a big step. It's... 504 00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:17,154 Oh, my God. 505 00:23:17,159 --> 00:23:18,555 - That's it. - What? 506 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,424 He doesn't want her to move into the totem. 507 00:23:20,429 --> 00:23:21,525 Oh. 508 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,828 How could he do this to her? 509 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:25,295 - Gidget. - Hmm? 510 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,731 We have to protect that little nerd. 511 00:23:28,087 --> 00:23:29,316 You're on my team, right? 512 00:23:29,321 --> 00:23:30,350 Of course I am. 513 00:23:30,355 --> 00:23:31,953 - Of course. Oh, my God. - Of course. 514 00:23:31,957 --> 00:23:33,820 - Oh. - I love you. 515 00:23:40,465 --> 00:23:44,970 Yeah! Yep! Yep! 516 00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:48,602 Hey, I saw you talking to Zari. 517 00:23:48,607 --> 00:23:49,937 What'd she say? 518 00:23:49,942 --> 00:23:52,472 I shouldn't. It was in confidence. 519 00:23:54,313 --> 00:23:56,078 I'll just say it's interesting that she thinks 520 00:23:56,082 --> 00:23:58,612 she utilizes her genes better than your Zari. 521 00:24:00,219 --> 00:24:01,418 What? 522 00:24:02,822 --> 00:24:04,752 She thinks my Zari's ugly? 523 00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:06,186 She thinks she's better than her? 524 00:24:06,191 --> 00:24:07,454 I cannot say. 525 00:24:07,459 --> 00:24:09,123 - Hey, good talk. - Hmm. 526 00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:11,128 Spot buddies for life. 527 00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:14,494 - Nice. - Ouch. 528 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:22,403 Deep into planning... refreshing. 529 00:24:22,408 --> 00:24:24,238 The rest of the Legends are concerned 530 00:24:24,243 --> 00:24:26,440 with more trivial matters. 531 00:24:28,981 --> 00:24:32,212 I was thinking, though, with this current plan... 532 00:24:32,217 --> 00:24:33,614 Mm. 533 00:24:33,619 --> 00:24:35,317 How are you going to prevent any harm to Alun 534 00:24:35,321 --> 00:24:36,984 throughout the rest of the war? 535 00:24:36,989 --> 00:24:40,588 I mean, there is, after all, four more years of it? 536 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,533 _ 537 00:24:43,563 --> 00:24:47,494 It's too bad you cannot save them all... 538 00:24:47,499 --> 00:24:49,997 those poor men. 539 00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:52,665 Perhaps we can save all of them. 540 00:24:56,307 --> 00:24:59,572 - Why go back out there? - Oh, you're talking to me now? 541 00:24:59,577 --> 00:25:02,508 I'm just wondering why you want to go back out there 542 00:25:02,513 --> 00:25:06,515 being that it's the source of your trauma. 543 00:25:07,853 --> 00:25:09,452 My trauma? 544 00:25:10,889 --> 00:25:13,353 Behrad, I grew up in hell. 545 00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:17,222 It sucked, but I survived by pushing through, not hiding. 546 00:25:17,227 --> 00:25:18,691 What the hell are you hiding from? 547 00:25:18,696 --> 00:25:20,125 Me? 548 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:22,561 I'm B. I'm chill. 549 00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:24,797 I don't have trauma. That's my whole thing. 550 00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:26,432 Frankly, I think you're projecting, 551 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,500 which I hear is quite common. 552 00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:31,971 Oh, please! Grow up! 553 00:25:31,976 --> 00:25:35,077 Frange! 554 00:25:38,115 --> 00:25:40,178 Men are cowards. 555 00:25:40,183 --> 00:25:43,215 Yep! Yep! 556 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:44,683 Nate... 557 00:25:44,688 --> 00:25:47,152 I think there's something wrong with Gideon. 558 00:25:47,157 --> 00:25:50,522 My boy Gary... he's brokenhearted right now. 559 00:25:50,527 --> 00:25:55,032 But Nate-y H still has to drop these truth bombs. 560 00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:00,237 Look, just when you think you can trust a woman, 561 00:26:00,242 --> 00:26:02,540 she turns around and shows her true self. 562 00:26:02,545 --> 00:26:05,776 That's why you can't trust dames. 563 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:08,078 You can only trust... 564 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,980 gains. 565 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,517 Oh, no. 566 00:26:13,522 --> 00:26:15,118 Nate... 567 00:26:15,123 --> 00:26:17,688 he sucks to be around right now. 568 00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:20,452 I need to find someone more levelheaded. 569 00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:25,056 What do you mean Gideon is different? 570 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:28,392 She just came to me about an alliance. 571 00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:36,200 Want to start a secret double alliance, hmm? 572 00:26:36,205 --> 00:26:39,503 Ohh. 573 00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:42,941 Gary's head just isn't in the game. 574 00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:45,376 If he can't get it together, then he's out. 575 00:26:45,381 --> 00:26:47,846 Of what? I'm not sure yet. 576 00:26:47,851 --> 00:26:51,519 But I know I'm ahead. 577 00:26:53,489 --> 00:26:55,452 Co-Cap, once you're finished coming up 578 00:26:55,457 --> 00:26:56,821 with a brilliant plan, we need to talk 579 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,790 about how Bro Nate is going to ruin Flannel Zari's life. 580 00:26:59,795 --> 00:27:02,259 I have come up with the perfect plan 581 00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:03,594 to defeat Evil Gideon. 582 00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:07,230 Pack your sunscreen and your hangover remedies, 583 00:27:07,235 --> 00:27:10,567 because the legends are going to Cabo! 584 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,671 That's her plan? 585 00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,939 Of course a trip would be nice, 586 00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:17,841 but we have business to take care of. 587 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:18,878 We have messes to clean up. 588 00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:19,945 We can't just go to the beach 589 00:27:19,949 --> 00:27:22,047 every time life gets hard. 590 00:27:22,452 --> 00:27:23,981 Oh, no. 591 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:27,017 I'm turning into the implanted memories of my mother. 592 00:27:28,756 --> 00:27:32,489 Wash your hands! It's time for dinner! 593 00:27:32,494 --> 00:27:35,258 These Legends are going to have to listen to me now. 594 00:27:35,263 --> 00:27:36,592 If I had it my way, 595 00:27:36,597 --> 00:27:40,463 the only Z we would have at dinner is ziti. Oh! 596 00:27:40,468 --> 00:27:43,366 I mean, honestly, and this is a true question, 597 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:46,869 did that self-tanner seep into his brain? 598 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:50,607 And that is how you make a rabbit trap. 599 00:27:50,612 --> 00:27:54,480 Table's set, and the knives are out. 600 00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:59,220 I hope everyone's hungry, because they're about to get 601 00:27:59,225 --> 00:28:01,745 a mouthful of the meal I just cooked and my opinions. 602 00:28:04,879 --> 00:28:06,576 Oh, crap. 603 00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,370 So I get down to dinner, 604 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:15,573 and the Legends have done literally nothing I told them. 605 00:28:15,578 --> 00:28:17,095 The place is a powder keg. 606 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,799 Without human emotions clouding my judgment, 607 00:28:19,804 --> 00:28:23,772 I'll make sure the Legends get exactly what they deserve. 608 00:28:24,909 --> 00:28:26,572 I don't think Behrad will be joining us. 609 00:28:26,577 --> 00:28:27,773 He is hiding in bed. 610 00:28:27,778 --> 00:28:30,476 Oh, just like he spent most of his teenage years. 611 00:28:30,481 --> 00:28:32,945 - Ew. - No. Not like that. 612 00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:34,447 He just didn't want to be on camera. 613 00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:35,881 So we had to recast him. 614 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,183 - You recast your own brother? - Mm-hmm. 615 00:28:38,188 --> 00:28:40,152 Let us pray. 616 00:28:40,157 --> 00:28:42,755 Our [BLEEP] who art in [BLEEP], 617 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,790 hallowed be thy [BLEEP]. 618 00:28:44,795 --> 00:28:47,058 Thy [BLEEP] come, thy [BLEEP] be done... 619 00:28:47,063 --> 00:28:49,461 Beautiful words. 620 00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,430 Uh, Aves, I just want to say thank you 621 00:28:52,435 --> 00:28:55,299 - for this beautiful meal. - You're welcome. 622 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:56,868 Fake. 623 00:28:56,873 --> 00:28:58,870 - Excuse me? - You know, I think that this 624 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:02,139 is now a wonderful opportunity to bring up the plan 625 00:29:02,144 --> 00:29:05,643 with regards to what Miss Lance promised me. 626 00:29:05,648 --> 00:29:07,011 What is he talking about? 627 00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:09,681 She promised me that I could save one life, 628 00:29:09,686 --> 00:29:11,115 and that life... 629 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,918 is Archduke Franz Ferdinand. 630 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:19,223 By preventing the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, 631 00:29:19,228 --> 00:29:21,960 we shall prevent the entire Great War. 632 00:29:23,699 --> 00:29:27,365 How dare you misrepresent me? 633 00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:29,433 You led me to believe 634 00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:33,070 that you wanted to save one inconsequential person 635 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:35,872 from the timeline, not your entire generation. 636 00:29:35,877 --> 00:29:37,942 No, thank you. Babe, listen to me. 637 00:29:37,947 --> 00:29:41,245 You know I would never promise something like that, 638 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,713 and he is clearly a liar. 639 00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:44,949 - I am not a liar. - I am not talking to you. 640 00:29:44,954 --> 00:29:46,484 That's it! 641 00:29:46,489 --> 00:29:49,621 I am done cleaning up after you, after all of you! 642 00:29:49,626 --> 00:29:52,456 I am not the den mother. 643 00:29:52,461 --> 00:29:53,959 And would you put some clothes on? 644 00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,192 - Ah! - Oh, my... 645 00:29:55,197 --> 00:29:58,027 Look what you did. Ava, wait! 646 00:29:58,032 --> 00:30:00,430 - But a promise is a promise. - Perfect. 647 00:30:00,435 --> 00:30:02,265 Oh, let's really turn the heat up. 648 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:05,368 I want to see them rip each other's limbs off. 649 00:30:05,373 --> 00:30:07,370 - So, Spooner... - Mm? 650 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,105 Whose faction did you decide to join... 651 00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:11,107 - Nate or Zari's? - Mm. 652 00:30:11,112 --> 00:30:12,776 Oh, my gosh. 653 00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:15,846 You're trying to team up against me? 654 00:30:15,851 --> 00:30:18,648 Well, good luck getting anyone on your side. 655 00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:20,583 Oh, my God, you're such a backstabber. 656 00:30:20,588 --> 00:30:22,019 Nobody wants to be on your side. 657 00:30:22,024 --> 00:30:23,186 - Everyone's on my side. - No. 658 00:30:23,191 --> 00:30:25,456 All you ever do is talk crap about my Zari. 659 00:30:25,461 --> 00:30:26,890 and that woman's a saint! 660 00:30:26,895 --> 00:30:28,391 They both make good points, 661 00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:31,360 but just know that whichever alliance I join, 662 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:34,564 I promise I will betray it. 663 00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:35,571 You know what? 664 00:30:35,576 --> 00:30:36,966 Since we're already in hell, 665 00:30:36,971 --> 00:30:39,204 there's only one way to settle this. 666 00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:44,006 This is the weirdest vibe yet. 667 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:45,141 What... what's going on? 668 00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:46,944 Well, Nate doesn't want to move into the totem. 669 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:48,045 She called you ugly. That's not true. 670 00:30:48,049 --> 00:30:49,911 I totally want to live in the totem with you. 671 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,948 And also, I believe she's trying to sleep with me. 672 00:30:51,953 --> 00:30:54,417 - Oh, my God. - Upstairs she said that to me. 673 00:30:54,422 --> 00:30:56,285 Hey. Are we in hell right now? 674 00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,821 Uh, yeah, and we're all under the effects 675 00:30:58,826 --> 00:31:00,623 of a demon's reality show. 676 00:31:00,628 --> 00:31:04,226 Huh. Okay. That, uh... that makes sense. 677 00:31:04,231 --> 00:31:05,794 It does? 678 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:09,834 Yeah, because I have the uncontrollable urge to do this. 679 00:31:10,971 --> 00:31:13,002 Oh! 680 00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:15,404 How could I? 681 00:31:15,409 --> 00:31:17,473 Babe, I'm really sorry. Okay? 682 00:31:17,478 --> 00:31:19,140 I just really needed a break 683 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,410 and have a reset and swim with dolphins, babe. 684 00:31:21,415 --> 00:31:23,645 Would you stop with the vacation? 685 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:26,281 This is divine punishment! 686 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,749 Enough! 687 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:29,318 This is exactly what he wants! 688 00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:32,621 You're all complete idiots! We're getting out of here! 689 00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:35,256 Gideon, I need your brain! Put on the colander! 690 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:38,026 We will figure out an exorcism topside! 691 00:31:38,031 --> 00:31:40,061 Excellent. You should all simply pile 692 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,796 into Gwyn's ramshackle time contraption, 693 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:43,198 and I'll take you out of here. 694 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,633 It'll be a breeze. 695 00:31:44,638 --> 00:31:47,002 A breeze? No! 696 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,103 She'll kill us all! 697 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:57,912 I've been trying to tell you s-she's not herself. 698 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,615 She'll time jump us into a tornado. 699 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,984 Gary, don't do anything crazy. 700 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:07,194 I'm trying to save your life, so help me [BLEEP]. 701 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:10,058 - I'll eat this. - Eat? 702 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:15,095 - No! - Get back here! 703 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,331 Gary! Gary! 704 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:28,943 Get him. 705 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,853 Wow, sounds really tense down there, huh? 706 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:42,590 Back off. Those are my friends. 707 00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:45,459 Yeah, of course. Your friends who love you. 708 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:48,127 You know, they sure could use a chill and cool Behrad 709 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,964 right about now to calm things down. 710 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:54,734 So I'm just gonna be that guy forever? 711 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:58,944 Well, the real question is, who are you without this? 712 00:32:58,949 --> 00:33:01,446 And who would want to hang out with this mess? 713 00:33:06,231 --> 00:33:07,407 _ 714 00:33:08,185 --> 00:33:11,651 Let's slice him open. 715 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,328 - Get him! - Go, go, go, go! 716 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:24,529 Go, go! 717 00:33:28,038 --> 00:33:29,400 Aah! 718 00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:35,073 You guys want to make asses of yourselves for the cameras? 719 00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:36,374 Is that what you want? 720 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:42,680 Because I know what it gets you. 721 00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:46,116 I have countless memories of cameras in my face, 722 00:33:46,121 --> 00:33:49,453 every time I was scared, every time I cried. 723 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:52,023 You want to know about the first time I ever failed? 724 00:33:52,028 --> 00:33:53,124 Don't worry. 725 00:33:53,129 --> 00:33:56,662 "Keeping Up With The Tarazis" had a whole episode about it! 726 00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:00,164 I figured out the way to beat it 727 00:34:00,169 --> 00:34:02,632 was to be unflappable, chill. 728 00:34:02,637 --> 00:34:05,236 Pop a gummy, lay low, relax. 729 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:07,471 If they don't see it get to you, 730 00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:09,974 they don't have the power. 731 00:34:09,979 --> 00:34:11,876 But... 732 00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:13,978 it gets to me. 733 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:16,013 A lot of things do. 734 00:34:16,018 --> 00:34:18,682 I'm sad sometimes. 735 00:34:18,687 --> 00:34:21,418 I'm scared a lot. 736 00:34:21,423 --> 00:34:25,222 I died, and I never talked about it... 737 00:34:27,196 --> 00:34:31,401 Because maybe I'm afraid if I'm honest with anyone, 738 00:34:31,406 --> 00:34:33,063 they'll end up hating me. 739 00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:39,175 All I wanted to do was ask you out, 740 00:34:39,741 --> 00:34:42,406 and now I'm crying for all of hell to see 741 00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:44,608 and laugh at me... 742 00:34:44,613 --> 00:34:48,278 for my friends to realize they never knew the real me... 743 00:34:51,886 --> 00:34:56,091 And for the girl I like to run far away from me. 744 00:34:57,525 --> 00:34:59,558 But I'm done now. 745 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:03,960 Here's the honest truth. 746 00:35:03,965 --> 00:35:06,696 When it comes to you, Astra... 747 00:35:06,701 --> 00:35:08,397 I lose all my cool. 748 00:35:10,438 --> 00:35:11,871 I'm just B. 749 00:35:13,141 --> 00:35:15,939 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 750 00:35:15,944 --> 00:35:17,741 Whoa. 751 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:29,819 Oh! Oh. 752 00:35:29,824 --> 00:35:31,354 Aah! 753 00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:34,056 It's gone. Ah, my shows! 754 00:35:35,630 --> 00:35:36,992 What happened? 755 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:40,732 He got real. 756 00:35:44,273 --> 00:35:45,636 Is it over? 757 00:35:45,641 --> 00:35:46,936 The curse is lifted. 758 00:35:46,941 --> 00:35:48,905 Your contract with Harris is terminated. 759 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:50,306 Get the hell out of here. 760 00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:01,921 Gideon? 761 00:36:04,525 --> 00:36:06,122 Are you in there? 762 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,497 Gary, I'm so sorry. 763 00:36:27,648 --> 00:36:30,716 - Here, babe, let me do this. - No. It's all right. 764 00:36:32,186 --> 00:36:35,120 It's not, and I know it's not. 765 00:36:36,957 --> 00:36:39,822 Look, even when my brain was on a vacation episode 766 00:36:39,827 --> 00:36:41,290 of "The Real Housewives", 767 00:36:41,295 --> 00:36:43,326 I knew you were right. 768 00:36:46,601 --> 00:36:47,663 Go on. 769 00:36:49,437 --> 00:36:52,067 I let you take on too much responsibility 770 00:36:52,072 --> 00:36:53,936 for the mission, and it's not fair. 771 00:36:53,941 --> 00:36:57,240 You are not the house mom, you are the co-captain... 772 00:36:57,245 --> 00:37:01,310 and a very beautiful, sexy... 773 00:37:01,315 --> 00:37:02,777 co-captain. 774 00:37:05,252 --> 00:37:07,248 So when were you going to tell me about this promise 775 00:37:07,252 --> 00:37:09,951 - that you made to Gwyn, hmm? - Pardon the intrusion, ladies. 776 00:37:09,956 --> 00:37:13,487 But, uh, if you are attending the, uh, mea culpas, 777 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:17,697 then I have to admit that I got a little carried away. 778 00:37:18,297 --> 00:37:20,262 I'm not very well acquainted with the rules 779 00:37:20,267 --> 00:37:21,996 of time travel yet, 780 00:37:22,001 --> 00:37:25,600 but even I know that one cannot simply stop 781 00:37:25,605 --> 00:37:27,369 the Great War. 782 00:37:27,374 --> 00:37:28,970 I'm sorry, Gwyn. 783 00:37:28,975 --> 00:37:31,439 But I will uphold my promise, all right? 784 00:37:31,444 --> 00:37:33,775 We're gonna find a way to save your guy... 785 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:37,879 as cleanly as possible. 786 00:37:37,884 --> 00:37:40,681 No timeline explosions. 787 00:37:42,188 --> 00:37:44,118 I guess it is sweet 788 00:37:44,123 --> 00:37:45,887 you were both looking out for me. 789 00:37:45,892 --> 00:37:47,321 Girl, of course. 790 00:37:47,326 --> 00:37:50,424 Look, I love you. I love you. I love you. 791 00:37:50,429 --> 00:37:52,693 I love you, and I cannot wait to live with you. 792 00:37:52,698 --> 00:37:55,829 I know. Besides, you know how many aunties 793 00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,565 are very psyched for your arrival? 794 00:37:57,570 --> 00:37:58,900 - Mm. - Mm. 795 00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:01,972 Which reminds me, I, uh... I got to get back. 796 00:38:04,110 --> 00:38:07,575 You are going to stay and apologize to each other. 797 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:10,944 Yeah? By the way, sorry about the whole wine thing. 798 00:38:10,949 --> 00:38:13,017 Okay, bye. 799 00:38:14,853 --> 00:38:16,416 I'm sorry. 800 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:17,884 - It's okay. - Is it... 801 00:38:17,889 --> 00:38:19,914 - Honestly, the voice was a lot... - My voice? 802 00:38:19,919 --> 00:38:22,924 You can't be serious right now with what... 803 00:38:24,129 --> 00:38:26,026 All is forgiven. 804 00:38:33,004 --> 00:38:35,468 How did you know that would work with the camera guys? 805 00:38:35,473 --> 00:38:39,306 Uh, didn't, just wanted to say how I felt. 806 00:38:39,311 --> 00:38:43,143 Right. Yeah, the reality show made everyone say crazy things. 807 00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:44,811 Not me. 808 00:38:44,816 --> 00:38:46,346 That was genuine... 809 00:38:46,351 --> 00:38:50,049 a genuine full-blown freak-out in front of the hot girl 810 00:38:50,054 --> 00:38:51,851 I've had a crush on forever. 811 00:38:54,592 --> 00:38:57,724 Well, who knows? 812 00:38:57,729 --> 00:39:00,893 Maybe that girl has a little crush on you, too. 813 00:39:07,472 --> 00:39:11,437 I'm sorry. I'm just in my own head. 814 00:39:11,442 --> 00:39:14,006 Is, uh, something wrong? 815 00:39:14,011 --> 00:39:18,344 - Don't you want to? - Oh, I want to, really bad. 816 00:39:18,349 --> 00:39:20,279 But I might need a minute 817 00:39:20,284 --> 00:39:23,515 to figure out what being unchill and sober is like 818 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,717 before I'm the best boyfriend you ever had. 819 00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:30,655 If you want to go slow, that's cool. 820 00:39:34,764 --> 00:39:36,461 You know you guys are so dorky? 821 00:39:36,466 --> 00:39:37,563 Oh. 822 00:39:37,568 --> 00:39:39,999 Spooner, the cameras are gone. 823 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,101 Oh. You know, I got so comfortable, 824 00:39:42,106 --> 00:39:43,903 I didn't even realize it. 825 00:39:43,908 --> 00:39:45,237 House meeting! 826 00:39:45,242 --> 00:39:48,374 Just... Clothes, Spooner, clothes. 827 00:39:48,379 --> 00:39:51,443 House meeting, everyone! 828 00:39:51,448 --> 00:39:54,213 Sure, why not? 829 00:39:54,218 --> 00:39:56,282 Gary, the reality show's over. 830 00:39:56,287 --> 00:39:58,083 Yes, and I, for one, am very pleased. 831 00:39:58,088 --> 00:40:00,768 - You call that entertainment? - No, I don't. 832 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,170 No, we're having this house meeting 833 00:40:02,174 --> 00:40:05,406 because there are apologies that need to happen. 834 00:40:05,411 --> 00:40:06,741 Gary, it's okay. 835 00:40:06,746 --> 00:40:08,275 Gwyn and Sarah and I talked it out. 836 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,845 Yeah, and Nate and I are besties again. 837 00:40:09,849 --> 00:40:13,380 No, apologies to me and Gideon, you jerks. 838 00:40:13,385 --> 00:40:15,615 She wouldn't have had to switch over to robo mode 839 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,452 if you guys didn't make her second-guess herself 840 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,787 and then make her feel guilty about our relationship! 841 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,555 Thank you, Gary. 842 00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:25,627 I've noticed that you've all found love 843 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,528 in some of the most chaotic of times, 844 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:31,265 and you've still done your jobs with terrific aplomb. 845 00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:33,234 So, you know, the fact that you think 846 00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,468 that Gary and I cannot find comfort 847 00:40:35,473 --> 00:40:37,671 in each other's sweet embrace, 848 00:40:37,676 --> 00:40:39,172 it's a bit hypocritical. 849 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,844 Um... 850 00:40:43,849 --> 00:40:47,681 yeah, actually, you're... you're completely right. 851 00:40:47,686 --> 00:40:50,617 And we're sorry. 852 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:53,186 - Yeah. We're sorry. - Sorry. 853 00:40:53,191 --> 00:40:55,188 - Yeah. - We're sorry. 854 00:40:55,193 --> 00:40:57,323 It's quite nice feeling emotional again. 855 00:40:57,328 --> 00:40:58,992 It's like a warm and gooey feeling 856 00:40:58,997 --> 00:41:02,231 as opposed to a cold and calculated urge to murder. 857 00:41:03,369 --> 00:41:05,098 Say what? 858 00:41:05,103 --> 00:41:07,801 I'm just kidding. I'm quite funny, actually. 859 00:41:10,241 --> 00:41:12,639 So funny. 860 00:41:12,644 --> 00:41:14,940 But, hey, since you are a part of this team 861 00:41:14,945 --> 00:41:17,176 and a supercomputer, so you tell us, 862 00:41:17,181 --> 00:41:18,678 where do you think we should go? 863 00:41:18,683 --> 00:41:20,447 I'm glad you asked, Captain, because I've given it 864 00:41:20,451 --> 00:41:22,648 much tactical and emotional consideration, 865 00:41:22,653 --> 00:41:26,485 and I think I want to trust my gut, as us humans say, 866 00:41:26,490 --> 00:41:28,420 and my gut is telling me to plot a course 867 00:41:28,425 --> 00:41:31,089 for Sarajevo in 1914. 868 00:41:31,094 --> 00:41:33,359 We need to save Archduke Franz Ferdinand 869 00:41:33,364 --> 00:41:35,127 and stop World War I. 870 00:41:42,038 --> 00:41:43,538 What? 871 00:41:43,553 --> 00:41:49,553 CREDITS