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Spirits from beyond,

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on this Hallowtide Eve,

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we ask you to show

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your disgusting, deformed faces.

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Oh. It was just your face.

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You can't really talk to the dead.

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I'm calling out to Ivy's dead parakeet.

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Are you with us now?

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Oh my god, Skeet? Is that you?

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Squawk! It is I, Skeet the parakeet!

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Ivy forgot to feed me, and I died!

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Help! It's so hot in Hell!

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I was 9, you guys,

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and I wasn't ready for
that level of responsibility!

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I can't believe you feel for that! Ha!

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Ghost boyfriend, idiots!

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This is boring.
Let's tell scary stories.

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Ooh! I have one.

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This is the story of Bloody Donna.

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There once was a woman
locked in a tower.

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She was young and beautiful.

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But then,

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she turned 30.

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She couldn't bear to look at
her wrinkled face and saggy tits,

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so she broke her mirror.

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In her lonely, horny madness,

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she knitted a yarn boyfriend...

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to bang...

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Wait, Bloody Donna?

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This sounds like my Aunt Donna.

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But, her homemade
sex doll wasn't enough.

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She leapt from the tower, vagina first,

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and splattered into a zillion pieces!

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Legend says if you look in a mirror

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and say her name three times,

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Bloody Donna appears

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with an unquenchable thirst...

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for peen.

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Ah! Bloody Donna!

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Oh! Guys, relax.

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It's just a mop, bucket, and a large ham

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placed precariously on a rocking chair.

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Where is this legend coming from?

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Aunt Donna died six months ago.

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Keefer, knock it off!

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It's not me, babe.

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Whoa. Ancient treasure from the deep.

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It's Barry,
the squire who turned to stone.

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Where'd he come from?

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Hey, Ivy, I think I hear Skeet.

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Ha! Blasted! He's in Hell.

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CREDITS

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And let's all welcome
Barry back from the bottomless pit.

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Does anyone know how he got back?

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And what are those weird markings?

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Just one of those mysteries
like how your cooch can stretch

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from the size of a pinhole to
a basketball hoop during childbirth.

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But after five kids,
it's more of a bottomless pit situation.

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Tonight, you'll all be working
as scare actors in the funhouse

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at the King's annual Hallowtide party.

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And Patrick,
King Merriman is rewarding you

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for saving his life
and helping restore the kingdom.

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- Rewarded? Really?
- I'm trying to read his writing.

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Let's see. "Given the knighthood..."

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No! Wait! It says,
"Given a night at the Hallowtide ball

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with Princess Blossom as
her asexual chaperone."

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- Ha! I was way off!
- Aw...

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King Merriman knows that
you're the squarest squire,

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and that you'll keep Blossom safe.

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Don't worry, Patrick.
Everyone knows that chaperones

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vacuum up all the leftover trim.

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I'm just kidding, man.

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- Chaperones are gash repellent.
- Broth,

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you'll be testing the king's
candy for razor blades.

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You can count on me!

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Safety Captain Broth
reporting for duty...

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Classic Barry!

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Oh... my god...

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- Even I wanna have sex with me.
- What are you?

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A sexy 'raffe. What are you?

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- _
- A fuckin'... loser?

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- I'm your chaperone for the party.
- Oh, really?

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Does this ass look like
it needs a chaperone?

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There's no correct
answer to that question.

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You know, I don't wanna hang
out with you all night either.

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I'm going through a lot right now.
I got eaten by a dragon last week,

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and I didn't even get a day off.

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Uh, you think that's bad?

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I invited my fiancé AJ
and my ghost boyfriend Keefer

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to the same party. Uh-oh!

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To save the kingdom, I had
to betray my oath and kill a knight.

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It's a spooky, sexy love triangle,

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served up Hallowtide-style

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on tonight's adventure
with Princess Blossom!

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At the party, I'll see other knights

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for the first time since I killed
a member of their brotherhood!

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It's very fucking stressful!

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Oh... F-word!

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Listen, parties are great
for bonding with frenemies

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and wiping the slate clean.

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Just go pound brews with those knights
until you vomit out all the bad feelings.

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Huh. You're right. I'll never
have a better chance than this.

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Although, the drinking
part is a problem.

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Hey, but I'm checking on you every hour,

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so don't. Go. Crazy.

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Trois? That's French for me?

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That public school is
not doing you any favors.

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What are you less-thans supposed to be?

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Bloody Donna!
It's the hottest costume this year!

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My dead aunt is not
your Hallowtide costume!

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Have some fucking respect!

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Ah!

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Merriman, we are going
to be late for our own party.

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Hallowtide is the best
holiday of the year!

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My costume has to be perfect.

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- What the hell are you?
- I'm king of the gems!

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I'm gonna remind everyone how rich I am.

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What the hell are you, a penguin?

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- I'm a sexy maid!
- Well, that's stupid.

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Penguins are way sexier.

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Now, time to show
the haunted funhouse who's boss.

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Merriman, I know you love Hallowtide,

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but every year,
you attempt the haunted funhouse,

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and every year, you get so scared,
you shit your pants.

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That was Poor Merriman.

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Rich Merriman is a fucking god.

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Whoa... whoa...

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Have a good time, bro!

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I'm pretty sure I found all
the razor blades in the candy,

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and one single hypodermic needle.

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None for me. I'm on a mission
to bond with the knights.

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You wanna dry-bond... with men?

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Why do you always set it
to the hardest difficulty level?

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Because the last thing I need tonight

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is to throw a wedding cake
into a ceiling fan!

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- Okay?
- Sounds like there's a story there.

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All you need to know is that I have
an alter ego named Party Patrick,

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and that my cousin Stephanie
doesn't talk to me anymore.

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Well, good luck playing beer pong
with ice water and a lemon wedge.

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Knights respond to alpha behavior.

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If booze is out, you need women
swarming you like sexy flies

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on sexy-ass shit.

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- I'm not really swarm material.
- There.

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Go chat up that sheep
who strayed from the flock.

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Okay.

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Wool ewe dance with me? Hm?

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Get it? Wool? Ewe, E-W-E?

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They're sheep puns.
Because you're a sheep.

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I'm obviously a sexy cloud.

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Lah-dee-dah-dah-dee-dah...

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That's a really good costume.

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That was terrible!

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_

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- _
- _

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This is the year for scary.

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Your Majesty, last year,
you blacked out 10 steps inside

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and had night terrors for a month.

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They weren't night terrors.
There was an inside-out man

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in the corner of my room,
and I couldn't move!

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Let's start at "Babies,"
and if it goes well,

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we can move to "Scary."

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I'm the king of the gems!

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God made me the bravest,
and I'm going in!

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I knew he'd do that. That's why
we switched the signs, right, Kylie?

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I crushed a bunch of edibles earlier,

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and I don't know if you're real.

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You didn't switch them, did you?

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- Take off those costumes!
- Why?

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'Cause you're scared of Bloody Donna?

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- I am not! She's not even real!
- Then prove it.

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Look in the mirror
and say "Bloody Donna"

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three times.

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You look in the mirror and say

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"I don't smell like cabbage,
and people really like me"

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three times!

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That's what I thought. Too chicken.

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I'm not a fucking chicken!

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Bloody Donna, Bloody
Donna, Bloody Donna!

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Ha! I knew nothing would happen.

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I'm gonna go fire those twats.
Ow! God...

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What the shit?

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Am I in a mirror?

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Wait, if I'm in here... Oh...

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Ha-ha! I'm free!

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Time to get my bean flicked!

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Get back here,

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you dead bitch!

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Hell yeah! I can see everything
from behind these mirrors.

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I haven't seen Princess Blossom
since we left her room.

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- They're worried about me.
- I've been so worried...

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that she'll show up and...

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ruin our night.

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Ivy, I'm so glad we're
finally getting some...

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- alone time.
- Me, too.

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Happy two-year anniversary.

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I can't believe

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they've been secret lesbians without me!

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Oh, ho-ho, ho!

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The mirror makes me an all-seeing god!

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Who else should I spy on?

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Why did I ever think
I could be a knight?

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I can't even hang with them at a party.

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You should bring out that Party
Patrick guy you were talking about.

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A cake in a ceiling fan
might make an impression.

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Party Patrick is off limits!

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Blossom!

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Jesus. Your mind
is a cesspool of anxiety.

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- You read my thoughts.
- Part of being a ghost,

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just like rattling chains
and smelling menses.

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But Patrick, from what I saw,
you need to live a little, man,

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and this is coming from a dead guy.

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Ah! I was just telling
the other knights about you.

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- Really?
- Yes! Make that face you made

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when those monkeys jizzed all over you!

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- Aw...
- That's the one!

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Catch!

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Oh,

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party foul! Here you go!

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Ha ha! Got it... Whoa!

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It's okay. I don't drink anyway.

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You're making it very hard
to hang out with you.

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You need to live a little, man,

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and this is coming from a dead guy...

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Sir Styles, it would be an honor
to have a drink with you.

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Let's get fucked up!

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Ah!

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Hey, bud, aren't you supposed
to be checking on Blossom?

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- Patrick?
- Patrick isn't here anymore.

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Ksh-ah... Call me...

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Party Patrick!

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- Roar!
- Ah!

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No jump scares!

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It's my job, Your Majesty!

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Well, you're fucking fired.

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Ah! Woo-hoo! Party Patrick!

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Hey! If we hookup,
does that make it a threesome?

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- What are you doing?!
- Stop Broth-blocking me!

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- This one puts out.
- Hey! It's me, Prince AJ!

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My dad's the Mattress King,
so they call me out the Pullout Prince.

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It makes no sense outside
the context of retail bedding.

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Have you seen my fiancé,
Princess Blossom?

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- You got any blow?
- Jesus, Patrick.

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Woo-hoo!

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Nope!

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How could she be engaged
to you when she's still with me?

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- You're not even alive!
- She was my beating heart!

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She was the queen to my king mattress!

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I'm single now!

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I gotta get outta here!

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Oh yeah...

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Patrick! Look what you did?

252
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,575
You were supposed to be watching me,
and now I'm trapped in a mirror!

253
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,993
Wait, what are you doing?

254
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,538
Bumping rails of coke
with this baby factory.

255
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,373
Quiet, you mouthy mirror.

256
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,709
Hey, my coke!
And where's preggo en fuego?

257
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,295
She left hours ago,
and that's not cocaine.

258
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,131
It's the inside of a snow globe
you broke after you tried to juggle.

259
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,383
You need to go to bed.

260
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:23,427
You need to go to bed! In Hell!

261
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,429
Get back here,

262
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,473
and get me out! Hello?

263
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,019
I will fire everyone!

264
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,564
Human Shield! Help me!
I said Bloody Donna three times,

265
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:36,107
and now I'm trapped in the mirror!

266
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,859
Holy shit! It's real?

267
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,070
Yeah, it's fucking real!
How am I supposed to get outta here?

268
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,782
- It's almost midnight...
- What does that matter?

269
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,702
Bloody Donna, Bloody Donna,

270
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,871
say it thrice, and you're a gonna.

271
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,873
Reverse the spell by stroke of 12,

272
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,417
or rot away in Mirror Hell.

273
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,752
By midnight? Or I'm stuck in here?

274
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,880
Oh my god,
you gotta get me out! Get me out!

275
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,924
- Please!
- She can't do anything to us

276
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,427
- if we don't help her.
- As her food taster,

277
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,514
I do like the idea of
eating for pleasure again.

278
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,561
We've come to a decision...
We're leaving.

279
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,814
Get back here, you deceitful lesbians!

280
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,693
And one cis-het ally!

281
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,031
If you fight the way you chug,

282
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,658
maybe you're knight material after all!

283
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,411
You're not mad that I killed
a member of the brotherhood?

284
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,456
Oh, come on! That guy
was a dork. He was always like,

285
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:37,168
"Don't burn that village!"
And, "Don't steal that widow's stuff!

286
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:40,421
Her husband's still dead in the corner,
and the kids are all here."

287
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,633
- Uh...
- Hey! That G-MILF over there

288
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,469
has had her eyes on you all night.

289
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,559
Mm...

290
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:56,980
Hm...

291
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,779
Oh, oh, oh yeah...

292
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,740
I can't believe I'm gonna lose
my virginity to a woman

293
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,784
dressed
like my ex-girlfriend's dead mom.

294
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,037
I keep telling you.
I'm actually Aunt Donna.

295
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,874
Oh, it's so hot when you
stay in character. Say it again.

296
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,501
I'm the real Aunt Donna!

297
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,295
Fuck me like I'm still alive!

298
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,717
Oh... God, we're doing it!

299
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,511
I'm having sex for the first time!

300
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,765
It's, uh, so, eh, dusty?

301
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,778
Aunt Donna. Oh my god.

302
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,447
I lost my virginity to
Danielle's dead mom!

303
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,659
Hey! Getting yourself hard again, honey?

304
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,412
- Uh... Yep!
- You're my boyfriend now!

305
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,207
Hurry back,
and I'll let you put it in my butt!

306
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,501
Huh?

307
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,004
I can't believe I let
Party Patrick out of his cage

308
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,673
just to prove to
the knights that I'm cool!

309
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,260
Oh my god. I forgot about Blossom!

310
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,596
Ah! Mutant camel!

311
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,432
Huh? Blossom? Why are you in the mirror?

312
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,476
Good question, Patrick.
Why am I in the mirror?

313
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,853
Oh, that's right.

314
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,522
Because you weren't
doing your fucking job!

315
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,442
Aunt Donna trapped me in here,
and if we don't switch back by midnight,

316
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:26,361
I'm trapped here forever!

317
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,113
That's in 10 minutes!

318
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,157
I know! Now, listen!

319
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,076
Your visor is stupid. What are you,
a dad on vacation?

320
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,203
Get me outta here!

321
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,955
Ah! Get me outta here! Ah!

322
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:41,167
No scares. Whatever they're paying you,
I'll double it.

323
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:44,670
Two lunches?
Why, this must be my lucky day.

324
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,131
- I won't scare you... Ah!
- Ah!

325
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,758
That's why I don't trust actors.

326
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,553
They're paid to lie.

327
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,889
I gotta get you out of there,
so you're not stuck in Mirror Hell,

328
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,266
and so Aunt Donna stops
trying to have sex with me.

329
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,268
Patrick, this isn't about you.

330
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,189
Wait, what?

331
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,826
Oh, I'm fucked.

332
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,370
Patrick!

333
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,829
We need to get here in front of a mirror

334
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,958
- that's not broken.
- Right!

335
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,798
How are we gonna find the real one?

336
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,766
Well, she made that very easy.

337
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,727
You, my friend,
are knight material as hell!

338
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,438
Rumor has it that you banged
that great grand-cougar

339
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,815
in the Bloody Donna costume

340
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,942
- right on the king's bed!
- Wait,

341
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,443
which Bloody Donna?

342
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,571
- Uh...
- Oh my god.

343
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,865
Did you bone my dead Aunt Donna?

344
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,908
- On my parents' bed?!
- I'm sorry.

345
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:59,287
I'm disgusting. Party Patrick
is a bad, bad person.

346
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,288
Huh?

347
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,081
Damn it! What are we gonna do?

348
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,334
Sasha! I couldn't find
you in the funhouse!

349
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,379
Mackenzie! I was in the hall of mirrors,

350
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,257
and it was so scary!

351
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,635
Blossom, we could go to the hall of...

352
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,263
Ah! No!

353
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,515
I'm running out of time!

354
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,267
Aunt Donna!

355
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,271
I'm ready to make love!

356
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,901
These fields are ready for plowing!

357
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:32,905
I had somewhere more fun in mind...

358
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,909
Oh! A haunted funhouse!

359
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,286
You're kinky!

360
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,329
Wanna do it in a coffin?

361
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,360
I'm already dead.

362
00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:45,361
_

363
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,588
Our relationship is really Blossom-ing

364
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,507
in this funhouse.

365
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,633
Wanna play a sex game?

366
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,802
Ooh! Now, my sense of
smell will be heightened.

367
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,474
A real bonus in the pre-deodorant era.

368
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,978
Our love affair is headed in

369
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,148
new directions down this hall...

370
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,234
Think of the weird squishes
my powerful ears

371
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,236
will pick up now.

372
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,821
How did I get back here?

373
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,824
There you are, Your Highness.

374
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,452
You should call me your high-ness.

375
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,579
Wanna know why?

376
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:27,083
- I don't care. Just get me outta here.
- It's 'cause I'm high!

377
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,795
Anyway, exiting the attraction,
turn left...

378
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,673
S-stoner girl?

379
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,969
Are you trying to scare me,
or should I actually be worried?

380
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,722
Hello? Oh, goddammit!

381
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,602
Hey, when can I take this off?

382
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,230
Oh, I love seeing that
clueless face you make

383
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,857
when you're looking for the hole.

384
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,192
W-wait! They're playing our song.

385
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,737
Oh, it's so romantic!

386
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,741
We're doing it

387
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,828
in the hall of mirrors!

388
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:05,664
The hall of what?! Patrick!

389
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,792
I've been bamboozled!

390
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,004
Bloody Donna, Bloody
Donna, Bloody Donna!

391
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,757
Why didn't it work?

392
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,427
Oh my god, it's midnight! Hurry!

393
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,430
Open! Your! Eyes!

394
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:23,764
Ah!

395
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,977
I'm almost out of here,
and I haven't even shit my pants!

396
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,854
- Ew...
- Hey, bro!

397
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:33,150
I'm shitting my pants!

398
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,153
Blossom! Now!

399
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,989
Bloody Donna,
Bloody Donna, Bloody Donna!

400
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,207
Well, fuck.

401
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,666
Wanna mutual masturbate?

402
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,253
Ew! Gross!

403
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,182
I have some real self-reflecting to do.

404
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,601
Uh, yeah, like self-reflecting on how

405
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,812
you plowed my dead aunt's corpse!

406
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,358
Hey, babe, I was thinking
of breaking up with you earlier

407
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,985
because of the whole
you're-secretly-engaged thing,

408
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,614
but it doesn't matter. I love you.

409
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,158
- I wanna break up.
- Oh.

410
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,578
Whoa! Whoa!

411
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,750
- What was that?
- I don't know, man.

412
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,794
The world's a mystery, and no one knows

413
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,838
what's actually going on underground.

414
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,423
Wait! Barry! He's seen it all!

415
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,300
Keefer, can you take a peak and see

416
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,845
- if Barry can still talk to us?
- I'll give it a shot.

417
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:45,680
Guys!

418
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,056
Can you really hear me?

419
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,225
It's Barry! I'm still in here!

420
00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:51,811
Listen to me very carefully!

421
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:54,021
There are monsters underground!

422
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,107
You have to get out of here! Run!

423
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:57,400
I'm getting out of here.

424
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,235
Smell you later.

425
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,195
No, wait! What's underground?

426
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,822
You clowns needs to clear the court.

427
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,784
Some of us are playing strip croquet.
No fuggos.

428
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,079
What's going on?! Ah!

429
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,712
Hey, Patrick.

430
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,798
Does this dry dusty
hole turn you on now?

431
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:25,387
And that was the best
Hallowtide of their lives.

432
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,597
Who are you talking to, Broth?

433
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,724
Uh, I'm narrating.

434
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,727
He said to the idiot.

435
00:22:34,577 --> 00:22:39,693
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