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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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You see that little screw there?

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Just go ahead and tighten her up.

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- Like this?
- Yep.

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Uh, run outside and
turn the water back on.

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Who knew you were so handy?

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Yeah. There's just things
guys need to be good at.

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What else you good at?

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Pastor Jeff is looking to bring in

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- a youth pastor.
- Well, hey, y'all.

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I need to tell you
something in confidence.

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No one's home. It's just the two of us.

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That's what I was hoping.

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This is wrong.

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Hey.

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- Oh, hi.
- Question.

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Y'all ever had a youth lock-in?

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Oh. No. Whenever we talk about it,

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- Pastor Jeff shoots it down.
- Why?

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Kids love sleepovers.

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Doing it here shows
them church can be fun.

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I don't know. The
Methodists did it last year.

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They're still cleaning up Silly String.

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Sounds like they had a blast.

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I'll talk to Pastor Jeff.

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Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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Lock-in? I love it!

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Look at that.

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You always say no.

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That was before I had
a baby in the house.

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I love him, but a night
away sounds like magic.

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I'm on it. Hey, you want
to chaperone with me?

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Oh. Uh...

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- I don't know.
- Come on.

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We'll pull an all-nighter. It'll be fun.

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Yeah, Mary.

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Don't be such a lame-o.

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I'm not a lame-o.

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I'm a fun-o.

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So you're in?

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You betcha.

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All right. Fun-o is in.

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We got ourselves a lock-in to plan.

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Come on.

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Need a hand?

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This thing ate my quarters,
and now it's stuck.

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That tends to happen with number seven.

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What you want to do is a push-pull.

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And here I was just
pushing like a damn fool.

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I ain't seen you in here before.

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Oh, I just moved back from San Antonio.

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Oh, big city girl.

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Well, now I'm "living
back with my parents" girl.

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That's all right.

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I lived with my folks not too long ago.

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Isn't it weird? Whenever
you live at home,

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no matter how old you are,
you feel like a teenager.

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It did feel that way. I'm Georgie.

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Mandy.

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And now that we're
on a first-name basis,

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I'm gonna throw my underwear in here.

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And since I'm a gentleman,
I ain't gonna look.

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You just looked.

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I did.

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You do not look as if you
meet the age requirement.

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I'll be 16 next month.

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Wil Wheaton plays Wesley Crusher.

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He's a child prodigy who's very young

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to be on the bridge of
a Galaxy-class starship.

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- Okay.
- But he's so intelligent

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that most people come to rely on him.

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Okay.

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- Sounds kind of familiar, huh?
- Okay.

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Anybody home?

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- In here.
- Hello.

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Okay.

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I have something fun for
us to do on Saturday night.

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- Ooh, what?
- The church is thinking...

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- No.
- Ugh.

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Hold on.

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We're gonna do an overnight lock-in

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with pizza and games and movies.

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Boys and girls?

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Yes.

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I got to find cute pajamas.

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So, what do you say?

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Disrupting my sleep schedule

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to fraternize with children my own age?

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- We both know the answer.
- I figured.

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I just wanted to make sure.

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Although I could use
someone as my eyes and ears

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if the kids get to causing trouble.

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Are you asking me to
help enforce the rules

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and police the other children?

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Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that.

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Because if you do, I'm in.

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Then what you said.

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I need to pick out pajamas.

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Did you give it the old push-pull?

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You're back soon.

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What do you know

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about getting wine stains out of rayon?

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You got to let it soak first.

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Does that work?

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I don't know. That's just my answer

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to every laundry question.

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Smooth.

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So, what'd you do in San Antonio?

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I was the weather girl
at the local TV station.

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No way.

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So you were on TV?

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5:30 every morning.

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More people are seeing me right here.

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Why'd you leave?

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The station manager and I broke up.

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But now his new girlfriend

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gets to be on TV.

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At 8:30. That bitch.

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- That sucks.
- And now

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I'm here, hoping I
don't run into anybody

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I went to high school with.

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Well, I think you're safe.

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Loretta there is one of
our younger customers.

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Oh. Seems like a good
place to meet girls.

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I met you.

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But play it cool.

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Loretta can get real jealous.

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Okay.

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Last chance. You can
still come chaperone.

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Hmm. All night in a church

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with a bunch of other people's kids.

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And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob.

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Ooh, two pastors?

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Well, that is hard to say no to,

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but let me give it a shot. No.

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Your loss. Missy, tell
Billy we're leaving

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- in 20 minutes!
- Okay!

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Billy's going, too, huh?

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- Yeah, of course.
- And Brenda gonna chaperone?

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She was less interested than you.

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Oh, there's no way she's
less interested than me.

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Well,

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I've already confiscated
a can of shaving cream,

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a box of stink bombs and a PG-13 movie.

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- What was the movie?
- Dirty Dancing.

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Which is redundant because
all dancing's dirty.

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Well, I guess it's good we
got some eyes on the inside.

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Okay, I think everyone's
here. Why don't we, uh,

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circle up, kick things
off with a prayer.

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Great.

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Great. Take your neighbor's hand.

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Uh, Pastor Jeff,

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- why don't you get in on this.
- Okay.

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I'm neither holding hands nor praying.

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I don't even know why
I walked over here.

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Heavenly Father, may this
evening bring us closer to you.

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Keep us safe and, most importantly,

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Heavenly Father, help us
rock this night of fellowship.

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In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

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Amen.

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I don't think he heard you.

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Amen!

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He can't hear you because he's not real.

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One more time for Sheldon, y'all.

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Amen!

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Hello.

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Hello?

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I've seen this before.

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They're big now, but
they're gonna get small.

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Yeah. It's called
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

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If you get scared, I'm here.

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Terrific.

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Bad news.

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Baby's got a fever.

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- I need to go home.
- Oh, no.

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Well, don't worry about
things here. We got it covered.

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- Thank you.
- If you want

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extra help, I can come.

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N-No, no, we need you here.

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I think you and I could handle it alone.

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N... This is definitely
a three-person job.

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Okay, if you say so.

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All right, good luck.

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I'm here in spirit.

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If Sheldon finds booze, dibs.

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You know one of the best things

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about working here? I always
smell like dryer sheets.

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Is that a good thing?

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Compared to how I used to smell,

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yeah.

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Oh. I guess I'm done.

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Actually, sometimes

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these machines don't get
it all dry on the first go.

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Let me buy you another round.

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Okay. Thanks.

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How about, while this
runs, I take you to dinner?

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How old are you?

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Do not say 17.

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Old enough.

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Old enough to what? To drink?

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Yes, ma'am.

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"Ma'am"? How old do you think I am?

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Well, I'm also old enough
to know that's a trap,

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so...

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How old are you?

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- 25.
- 21.

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I was worried you were gonna say "19."

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Oh, no, I promise I'm not 19.

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Hello.

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- Hey.
- Oh. Hi, Connie.

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Is your power out?

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No. Yours?

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Well, I just like asking
everybody that question.

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Of course it's out.

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Don't yell at me.

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I'm not yelling at you.

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It's just such a stupid question.

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Maybe it's just my side of the street.

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Hey, I'm here by myself. Why don't you

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- come by?
- I'm good.

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What, you'd rather sit in the dark

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than hang out with me?

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I got candles. I'm
gonna get some takeout.

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I'm good.

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Ooh. Well, I could
come over. We could...

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No. Bye.

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Hey. It's George.

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You want to grab a drink?

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Well, I'm a little busy, but, uh, sure.

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- Why not?
- ? Thank you for bein' a friend. ?

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Gentlemen. How are we tonight?

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- Be cool.
- Y'all wouldn't be

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planning on throwing any water balloons

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at the girls later?

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No, sir.

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Nice try.

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How did he know?

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Maybe God told him.

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What are you girls reading?

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Christian Teen.

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It's such a good one.

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Oh.

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Really, girls?

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- How'd you know?
- Because I am your mother

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and I know everything.

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You can keep this one.

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What'd you get?

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Backpack full of water balloons.

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- Oh.
- You?

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Sassymagazine.

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Uh-oh.

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I found this Walkman.

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Peg, they can have that.

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Mine now.

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You guys want to play sardines?

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- What's that?
- It's like

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hide-and-seek except one person hides

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and everyone else tries to find them.

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That sounds like an
acceptable form of fun.

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It's only fun when we
have a really good hider,

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so not you.

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Hold on, I'm an excellent hider.

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Do you know how many small spaces

265
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,890
I've been stuffed into in my life?

266
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,313
All right, go hide.

267
00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,241
We'll close our eyes and count to 20.

268
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,722
One. Two.

269
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,681
- Three.
- Why are you counting?

270
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,859
I don't know.

271
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,034
When you did the weather,

272
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,818
how'd you know if it
was gonna rain or not?

273
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,219
Oh, I didn't.

274
00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:35,256
I just wore something low-cut
and read it off a screen.

275
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697
Nice.

276
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,786
Who's that?

277
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,005
That's my grandma. She
owns the Laundromat.

278
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,727
- Oh, cool.
- Not really.

279
00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,687
- I'm supposed to be there right now.
- Hey,

280
00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:49,211
- Meemaw.
- Well,

281
00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:50,866
funny seeing you here.

282
00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:52,971
I'm just taking a little dinner break.

283
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,633
This is my friend Mandy.

284
00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:55,800
Hi, Mandy.

285
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,018
Hello.

286
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,063
Here we go,

287
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,719
two margaritas.

288
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,656
You need a chair?

289
00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:03,895
No, she's good.

290
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,158
Okay. Be back in a sec to take your order.

291
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,378
I love their margaritas.

292
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,728
Yeah, but I'm driving,

293
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732
so I'll probably just have a sip or two.

294
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,037
Or none. I'm pretty full on chips.

295
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,922
He is such a responsible young man.

296
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,825
Well, this was fun.

297
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,391
It was for me.

298
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613
Nice meeting you.

299
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,843
? Don't know when I've been so blue... ?

300
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,670
Interesting bar, George.

301
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,528
Just wanted a change of pace.

302
00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:43,966
Well, other than

303
00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:46,285
the noise and smell,
you've picked a winner.

304
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,810
You want to go someplace
else, we'll go someplace else.

305
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,944
No, I'm happy to stay
here and bust your balls.

306
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,206
I see they've even got

307
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,997
a chili dog buffet,
and just the sight of it

308
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,517
makes me want to sit on a toilet.

309
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,960
Hey.

310
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,261
Hey.

311
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,510
What brings you here?

312
00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:10,599
Just having a drink with my buddy Tom.

313
00:13:10,602 --> 00:13:13,399
Tom, this is my neighbor Brenda.

314
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,620
Well, hello there.

315
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,665
Hi.

316
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,668
Don't you usually hang out at Nate's?

317
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,411
Well, I thought that was more your spot.

318
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,456
Yeah, usually.

319
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,895
But tonight he took me
to this charming dump.

320
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,507
She works here.

321
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510
Cool.

322
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:41,062
Well, it was nice meeting
you. I'll let y'all

323
00:13:41,065 --> 00:13:42,825
- enjoy your night.
- Good seeing you.

324
00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:44,473
Hey, if you're here by yourself,

325
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,649
- join us.
- Oh, no.

326
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,913
No, I wouldn't want to intrude.

327
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,479
We're probably leaving soon, anyways.

328
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,829
What are you talking about?

329
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,831
You made me put on pants
and leave the house.

330
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,357
I'm at least getting a beer out of this.

331
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,532
Fine.

332
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,797
Sit. I'll grab us a round.

333
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,543
I guess I came here tonight to avoid you,

334
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,545
- and you had the same idea.
- Mm.

335
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,155
Kind of funny.

336
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,375
Hilarious.

337
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,815
- You can just put it in the filing cabinet.
- Oh, yeah.

338
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,904
Wow.

339
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,833
Were all these cigarettes
taken from the kids?

340
00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:27,560
Oh, no, those are Peg's.

341
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,360
She's got them stashed everywhere.

342
00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:33,478
Takes me back.

343
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,841
- You were a smoker?
- In college.

344
00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:38,485
You know, I was trying to look older.

345
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:40,833
Oh. Did it work?

346
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,297
Imagine the Gerber Baby
puffing on a Marlboro Light.

347
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,708
I'm glad I quit, though.

348
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,755
It's a disgusting habit.

349
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,105
- Oh, it is.
- Yeah.

350
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,021
I do miss it sometimes, though.

351
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,371
- Interesting.
- Oh.

352
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,807
It was a long time ago.

353
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,026
How long?

354
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,986
Not that long.

355
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,684
Okay, I got a confession to make.

356
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,114
Me, too.

357
00:15:06,117 --> 00:15:07,958
- When?
- Well,

358
00:15:07,961 --> 00:15:09,254
when I first started this job.

359
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,385
- Oh!
- Yeah,

360
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,996
I was pretty stressed-out.

361
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,476
- You wouldn't have known it.
- Oh.

362
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,695
Thank you.

363
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,566
When was your last one?

364
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,046
Wednesday.

365
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,352
Wow.

366
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,832
I was having a hard time with the kids.

367
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,102
You know, there's lighters in here, too.

368
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,760
I think she's asleep.

369
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,808
What if she's dead?

370
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,641
She's not dead.

371
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,122
She looks dead.

372
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,774
I'm not dead.

373
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,872
22 minutes. This has to be a record.

374
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,875
? Are you ready for love? ?

375
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,696
Before this goes any further,

376
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:09,401
there's something I got to tell you.

377
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:13,187
- This is going further? Sweet.
- Listen to me.

378
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,625
I wasn't completely honest about my age.

379
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,324
You weren't?

380
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:24,155
I'm actually... 29.

381
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,634
No kidding.

382
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638
Yeah.

383
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,901
Well, then, I guess there's
something I should tell you.

384
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,078
I'm totally fine with that.

385
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,646
Great.

386
00:16:38,117 --> 00:16:40,562
This is wrong, right?

387
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,341
- You mean how much we're enjoying it?
- Yes.

388
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,482
Well, that's the nice
thing about being Christian.

389
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,899
We can always ask for forgiveness.

390
00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:52,312
- You have to really mean it.
- Trust me, when I wake up

391
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,485
with this taste in my
mouth, I'll mean it.

392
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,712
I guess it reminds me of being young.

393
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,496
Hmm.

394
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,716
You remember your first cigarette?

395
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,146
Eighth grade.

396
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,893
I snuck it out of my mom's purse.

397
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,026
Ugh, menthol.

398
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,853
Ooh.

399
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,333
You?

400
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,031
Freshman year of college,

401
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,252
- trying to impress Melissa Coolidge at a party.
- Mm.

402
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,734
- Man, I threw up so much.
- Oh, no.

403
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,786
In my defense,

404
00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:25,564
it was an impressive amount.

405
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,930
Anyway, his name is Billy,

406
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:33,179
and he's in sixth grade, so
you're gonna be seeing him

407
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,836
in three or four or five years.

408
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,839
You met him at my house
when we were playing poker.

409
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,581
- The big kid. I love that kid.
- Mm-hmm.

410
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,039
Good. Remember that when
he's failing homeroom.

411
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,458
Oh, don't worry about grades.

412
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:50,961
He's gonna be a linebacker.

413
00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:53,157
Where you been hiding this one, George?

414
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,767
Haven't been hiding her.

415
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,075
Well, not that easy to hide.

416
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,685
I'll get us another round.

417
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,166
Tell her how I make more money than you.

418
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,127
Think I'm gonna head out.

419
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,651
Please don't.

420
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,740
I need to.

421
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,612
You stay. I'll go.

422
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,701
No. You're having fun.

423
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,575
Are you mad at me?

424
00:18:19,513 --> 00:18:21,037
No.

425
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,148
? Yeah, I love my baby ?

426
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,150
? Heart and soul ?

427
00:18:30,153 --> 00:18:31,775
? Love like ours ?

428
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,632
? Won't never grow old ?

429
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:37,114
? She's my sweet little thing ?

430
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,118
? She's my pride and joy ?

431
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,946
? She's my sweet little baby ?

432
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,221
? I'm her little lover boy ?

433
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,694
? Yeah, I love my baby
like the finest wine ?

434
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,161
? Stick with her ?

435
00:18:54,164 --> 00:18:56,344
? Until the end of time ?

436
00:18:56,347 --> 00:18:59,048
? She's my sweet little thing ?

437
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,617
? She's my pride and joy ?

438
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,552
? She's my sweet little baby ?

439
00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:09,929
? I'm her little lover boy. ?

440
00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:37,219
Peg, how's it going?

441
00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:40,266
Last time I checked,
they were all alive.

442
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:42,271
Where's Sheldon?

443
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,157
Huh.

444
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,551
Sheldon? Where are you?

445
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,375
Sheldon?

446
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:53,716
That night began my
winning streak at sardines.

447
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:56,563
Every lock-in, every birthday party,

448
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,196
someone suggested we play,

449
00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:01,022
and I won every time.

450
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,721
Sheldon!

451
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,610
I'm the king of sardines.

452
00:20:04,613 --> 00:20:10,375
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