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It all started when a man named Bishop

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created a team of robots.

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He sent them back in time with one goal:

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to destroy the 20th century.

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These machines were programmed

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to think that they were beyond human.

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That they were superheroes.

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They made their way cross-country,

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murdering some of the
greatest figures in history.

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Famous lawmen

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and men of science.

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Great Scott!

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Finally, they kidnapped

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the inventor of time travel itself

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and, with his help, set their sights

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on destroying all of history.

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No one could stop
these so-called legends,

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not until we came along,

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the real flesh-and-blood superheroes

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whose job it is to put
history back on track.

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We are the real Legends of Tomorrow.

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- Gonna go get some drinks, okay?
- _

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- You know, I'll tell you what.
- What?

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You made a pretty kick-ass boss.

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Okay, I can't tell.
Is that your serious voice,

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or your making-fun-of-me voice?

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Oh, just take the compliment.

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Come on.

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Oh, God.

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The device can read
all of Gideon's thoughts.

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We got eyes on Bishop.

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Bishop. What a lame-ass name.

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If you'll allow me to install it,

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I should have you ready
to jump in 30 minutes.

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Well, it looks like he managed to save

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the time-terrorists' ship.

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Oh, I can't wait to smash
that janky-ass piece of junk.

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- I'm gonna...
- Cool it, Steel.

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Not until we have IDs on all of them.

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We've got eyes on three bots.

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These dicks are having a party.

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Idiots.

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"Way to go, Legends.

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We totally screwed up the timeline".

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"Oh? Again".

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Hey babe, would you rather
take out robo-you or robo-me?

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Both.

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Hey, you just leave
robo-me for me, okay?

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Nobody's taking out anybody

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until these civilians clear out.

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Thank God.

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Their sad little dance party
is finally breaking up.

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Gary, on my mark,
you're gonna kill the lights.

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No, Gary, we're not gonna
save one so you can eat it.

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They're droids. How dumb is he?

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Here we go.

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Three, two, one!

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She's here.

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Move, move!

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All right, come on.
Time machine's this way.

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- And now it's that way.
- You could've parked closer.

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Whoo!

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Eat lead, you stupid droids.

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We've got 'em now.

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Get down!

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Go, go! Get down!

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They're pinned down. I'm moving in.

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I'll cover you.

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No!

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Go! Go! Come on.

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I've got Bishop. Stay on the androids.

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We have two down.

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Where's the target?

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Bishop's been eliminated,
Legends got away.

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God damn it!

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Get these two to the med bay ASAP.

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Those Legends might have
got away this time,

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but mark my words,

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those suckers are gonna pay for this.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I should've never let
these two out in the field.

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Well, at least we got one of theirs.

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What happened to Bishop's body?

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Ah, damn, Gary. Your breath is terrible.

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No, you can't eat them.
These are your teammates.

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Or they were.

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I will avenge you, Zari.

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I'll avenge you first, Astra.

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Get them to the infirmary, stat.

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Can't you see that they're dead?

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Don't tell me how to run my OR,

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and I won't tell you how
to run your team, Captain.

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Bring them to me.

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Gideon!

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Yes, Captain Lance?

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Keep an eye on the timeline.

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It won't be long before those
idiots screw something else up.

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Gideon, weren't the evil
versions of us just in Russia?

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You are correct, Mr. Heywood.

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But the repercussions
of the events they altered

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are just starting to be felt
throughout the timeline.

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Where are they now?

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Unclear, Captain.

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It appears their team has gone dark.

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There's a lot of red
on that time thingy.

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And one thing I do know, red ain't good.

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It's that kind of insight

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that makes you my right-hand man.

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I thought it was 'cause
I'm strong as steel.

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And always hard.

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I was joking.

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Ha, got me! Good.

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But seriously, you ever
wonder why Bishop built

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a bunch of time-traveling
rogues that look like us?

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'Cause he's a dick,
and he hates history.

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Doesn't make any sense.

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I mean, why would they make it
so some '20s songbird

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doesn't get offed by her boyfriend?

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A bunch of World War II factory
workers get a promotion.

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There's gotta be some
rhyme or reason to it.

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They seem to love saving
history's greatest nobodies.

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Eh, I wouldn't think
about it too much, Captain.

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Sorry.

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You're probably right.

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Let's get back to the task at hand.

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Cleaning up the Legends' mess,

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so we can finally catch up to them.

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And this one

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is gonna require a major cleanup.

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Gideon, plot a course to Ukraine, 1986.

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So we can punch history back into shape!

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All right team, it's go time.

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Gideon hasn't been able to identify

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the exact nature of the aberration.

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Why not?

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I thought she was a supercomputer.

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'Cause time's like cement, dumbass.

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Just something Gideon used to say.

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Whatever.

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Time to rock and roll.

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Time to save history for Astra.

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For Zari.

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Now, that's sweet, brother.

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Yeah, I'm really touched, Spooner.

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What?

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They're alive?

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Try not to have too much fun without me.

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We're locating the epicenter for you.

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So much for avenging their death.

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It's just as well.

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Gideon designated this
a no-kill mission.

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- Oh, come on!
- So what are these?

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I made them special for the mission.

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I call them Destiny Restoration Devices.

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Oh, what does it do?

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I could take the time to explain

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the exact science to you.

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Science is lame.

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You're lame!

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Nice comeback.

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Where'd you get that? Your mom?

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Knock it off, you two.

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Nate, take the team

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to the epicenter of the aberration.

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Lay low until I rendezvous
with more information.

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And what are you gonna do?

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Something I need to look into.

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Come on. Let's go.

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Sorry to interrupt, Doc.

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You should be in the field.
I don't need to remind you

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that your android doppelgangers
are still at large.

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I just wanted to say thank you.

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Thank me for what?

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That patch-up job you did on my team.

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I thought they were goners.

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They were lucky.

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And back on their feet so soon.

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I advised Zari and Astra
to stay on the ship.

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They're more suited
for intelligence work.

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You seem to have a lot of thoughts

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on how I should run my team.

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Do I?

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Captain, I'm sorry to interrupt,

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but I've identified
the source of the aberration.

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It's a Soviet military installation

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located at the Chernobyl
Nuclear Facility.

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Sounds like you should be on your way.

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Zari?

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Her medical records.
They're confidential.

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Good luck out there, Captain.

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Hopefully, you can bring your team back

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in one piece this time.

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I've harvested everything I can
from the damaged units.

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Gideon, fire up the incinerator.

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Yes, Dr. Sharpe.

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Let's hope these new versions
work better than the last ones.

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Nothing happening at the epicenter.

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That's because it's on the move.

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Headed your way.

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The source of the aberration

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appears to be in the lead vehicle.

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That was some fast
hacking, even for you.

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Whatever Dr. Sharpe gave me

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has me feeling like a new person.

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Whose asses do we gotta kick
to get history back on track?

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You don't have much time.

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Whatever you do, do it fast.

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The reactor's going critical soon.

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The Robo-Legends caused a meltdown?

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Worse.

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They tried to save the people from it.

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Those monsters.

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Our job's to make sure that convoy

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doesn't make it to safety, understood?

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The aberration seems to be centered

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on a historically significant individual

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named General Kalashnik.

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We can assume he was supposed to die

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in the original timeline.

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What did he do in this version?

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Stand by. I'm not finding anything yet.

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I'm sorry, Ms. Tarazi,

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but I'm not able to execute
that temporal projection.

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As I might have mentioned,
time is like cement.

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Sounds like this just
turned into a kill mission.

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I'll pop him.

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Not if I pop him first.

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Easy, cowboys and girls.

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If we're gonna make sure
that history stays on track,

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he has to die like he's supposed to:

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in the meltdown.

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Nate and I will grab the general.

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Spooner, Behrad,

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you ready to restore some destinies?

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All over it.

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You got it, Cap.

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Gary, you're on cleanup duty.

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Hope you brought your appetite, big guy.

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'Cause I plan on making a big mess!

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Steel Punch.

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Let me show you how it's done.

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Hey! That one was mine.

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And this one's for my sister!

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This one's for my best friend!

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And this one!

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They know we're still alive, right?

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I think it's best to just let them

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get it out of their systems.

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I got him.

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Where do you think
you're going, General?

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You got a date with destiny.

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Yeah! Boom!

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Captain always has the best lines.

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Call it a tie?

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Oh, this game ain't over.

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All right, the sooner
we clean up this mess,

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the sooner we can find
those Robo-Legends.

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Stupid Gary.

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Who are you people?

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Well, since you're gonna be dead soon,

268
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,047
I might as well tell you.

269
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,618
We're time-traveling superheroes.

270
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,085
Oh.

271
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,619
Okay.

272
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:22,829
Wow, I must do something
terrible in the future.

273
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:25,093
Is that why I have to die?

274
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,495
Not exactly.

275
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,030
Well, you said "soon".

276
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,531
Surely you have time to explain

277
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,500
why I have to die
if I don't do anything wrong.

278
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,935
It's complicated.

279
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,972
You see, time is like cement.

280
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,573
In what way?

281
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,642
That it is hard and heavy,
or that you cannot stretch it?

282
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,344
- Or...
- You're just supposed to die.

283
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,679
It's as simple as that.

284
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,747
And if you don't, there's no telling

285
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,382
what the effects could be on history.

286
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,018
You should be flattered.
That means you're important.

287
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,053
Your men, they weren't
important enough to kill,

288
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,222
so we just restored their destinies.

289
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,692
No, we definitely killed those men.

290
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,861
What? No. They didn't die.

291
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,462
Well, not immediately.

292
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,730
But the doses of radiation

293
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,400
that Spooner and Behrad
hit them with work fast.

294
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,102
Dr. Sharpe's Restoration Devices

295
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,637
irradiated people?

296
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,839
Only the people who were
supposed to get dosed

297
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:12,874
by the nuclear meltdown.

298
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,274
We matched the mortality rates

299
00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:15,910
from the original timeline.

300
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,311
Destiny restored.

301
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,379
Who are you talking to?

302
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,014
My team.

303
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,849
Oh, you're clearly crazy person.

304
00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,851
What kind of superheroes murder people,

305
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:25,985
give them cancer?

306
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:29,222
Have you ever experienced
a timequake, General?

307
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:30,323
A what?

308
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:33,527
Then clearly, you have no idea

309
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,762
what you are talking about!

310
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,441
What are you guys doing sitting around?

311
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:48,842
We got the guy. Let's go.

312
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:49,911
Uh-oh.

313
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,578
Uh-oh, what?

314
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,613
The map's still showing a lot of red.

315
00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:54,981
Red ain't good.

316
00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:57,116
History is still way off track.

317
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:05,491
Civilians are fleeing.

318
00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:06,724
Someone must have picked up

319
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:08,726
on the military evacuation order.

320
00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:10,528
_

321
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,096
Must be thousands of them.

322
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,198
That's a lot of destinies to restore.

323
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:15,967
Guys, if we don't stop this,

324
00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:20,004
all these people... they're gonna live.

325
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,397
He says that the people of Pripyat

326
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,345
are fleeing the city
in response to the report

327
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:30,147
of a nuclear meltdown.

328
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:31,982
Zari, scramble the broadcast.

329
00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:36,453
It's too late.

330
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,155
They've already heard the news.

331
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,990
We can't put this genie
back in the bottle.

332
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:42,226
Gideon, what was supposed to happen

333
00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,593
in the original timeline?

334
00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:44,762
According to my records,

335
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,496
the city of Pripyat was evacuated

336
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:49,132
36 hours after the Chernobyl meltdown.

337
00:16:49,137 --> 00:16:52,269
The Robo-Legends just gave
them a 37-hour head start.

338
00:16:52,274 --> 00:16:54,671
Wait, if you killed the TV broadcast,

339
00:16:54,676 --> 00:16:56,639
does that mean you can also hijack it?

340
00:16:56,644 --> 00:16:58,375
There's nothing I can't hack.

341
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:00,243
Then I think there's a way
to put the genie

342
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:01,511
back into the bottle.

343
00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:03,279
All right, QB team, what's the plan?

344
00:17:03,284 --> 00:17:05,614
Come on, we're on a deadline here.

345
00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:06,949
Fake news broadcast.

346
00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:08,384
We pretend the first broadcast

347
00:17:08,389 --> 00:17:09,618
was just a false alarm.

348
00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:11,287
Everyone hears it, heads back home,

349
00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:12,521
the reactor melts down...

350
00:17:12,526 --> 00:17:15,324
Boom. History's back on track.

351
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:16,393
Huh?

352
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:18,996
Okay, that plan doesn't sound
like it involves much shooting.

353
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,464
- Or punching.
- Sounds like something

354
00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:22,331
those other Legends would come up with.

355
00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:26,669
_

356
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:28,570
Gary's right, but even if we manage

357
00:17:28,575 --> 00:17:31,307
to get ourselves on TV,
no one's gonna listen to us.

358
00:17:31,312 --> 00:17:35,517
They won't be listening to you.

359
00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:37,880
Boom's in the shot.

360
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:42,984
You want me to tell them
there is no meltdown?

361
00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:44,118
Why would I that?

362
00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:45,220
Because if you don't,

363
00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:47,054
history's gonna be jacked, dingus.

364
00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,456
Just like your face.

365
00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:51,726
No.

366
00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:54,162
Never.

367
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,699
I won't do it.

368
00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,969
Ah, I'm sorry, I thought you said...

369
00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:04,805
I said I will not lie
to the Soviet people.

370
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:07,108
Haven't they been lied to enough?

371
00:18:07,113 --> 00:18:09,644
First, they were told
that Chernobyl plant is safe,

372
00:18:09,649 --> 00:18:11,712
and now you want me
to tell them to return

373
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,780
to a nuclear meltdown...

374
00:18:15,254 --> 00:18:18,485
It's either that or a Steel Punch.

375
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:21,155
Compared to radiation poisoning,

376
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,791
that seems like a good way to die.

377
00:18:24,796 --> 00:18:27,127
Bah!

378
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,665
This guy's good.

379
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,367
So he doesn't care about himself.

380
00:18:33,372 --> 00:18:36,537
There must be someone
the general cares about.

381
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,572
I'll see what I can find on his family.

382
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:42,176
Normally, military records
are sealed, but...

383
00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:45,445
Nice hacking.

384
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,481
Let's see how the general feels
if something bad were to happen

385
00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:52,488
to little Dmitri, or his sister, Ulyana.

386
00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:56,822
You would threaten to harm my children?

387
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,924
You people are truly monsters!

388
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,031
They've done nothing!

389
00:19:02,036 --> 00:19:03,432
He's right.

390
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:05,664
And according to Gideon,
they go on to do nothing.

391
00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:08,601
Which means we can
remove them from the timeline

392
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,239
without consequence!

393
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,473
Where do we find these rug rats?

394
00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:15,041
All right, whoa, time-out.

395
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,376
Team meeting.

396
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:17,846
Team meeting.

397
00:19:20,851 --> 00:19:22,347
Threatening this guy's one thing,

398
00:19:22,352 --> 00:19:24,583
but we're not actually
gonna hurt his kids.

399
00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:25,684
- Are we?
- Mm...

400
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,255
- Why not?
- Eh...

401
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:29,922
The aberration's getting bigger.

402
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,356
There's red all over the place.

403
00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:32,458
Red ain't good.

404
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,526
Hey, we are supposed
to be the good guys.

405
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:36,662
And I know our job
is to protect history, but...

406
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,699
Gary, put him down!

407
00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:42,500
You just ate, like, five minutes ago.

408
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:44,803
I told you you can eat
him after he wraps.

409
00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:48,941
Sara.

410
00:19:50,146 --> 00:19:51,475
What have I done?

411
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,844
_

412
00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:54,411
I'll avenge you, Captain.

413
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,747
Will you just knock it off?

414
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,181
Sometimes, I forget how fragile

415
00:19:57,186 --> 00:19:58,449
you non-steel humans are.

416
00:19:58,454 --> 00:20:00,384
Would you all just get it together?

417
00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:02,086
All right? I'm fine.

418
00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:04,588
Actually, you're not fine.
Your blood pressure's dropping.

419
00:20:04,593 --> 00:20:06,157
- You gotta be kidding me.
- No.

420
00:20:06,162 --> 00:20:07,793
You need to return
to the ship, Captain, now.

421
00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:09,627
I don't like what's going on
with your vitals.

422
00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:11,095
Look, I told you, I'm fine.

423
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,797
We just need to figure out
another way to...

424
00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:16,801
I am ordering you to the ship, stat.

425
00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:18,235
While Captain Lance is indisposed,

426
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,772
I'm putting you in charge, Nate.

427
00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:22,306
Don't worry, Captain.

428
00:20:22,311 --> 00:20:24,508
I got it.

429
00:20:24,513 --> 00:20:27,547
That's what I'm afraid of.

430
00:20:29,051 --> 00:20:30,548
Good news, Captain.

431
00:20:32,154 --> 00:20:33,950
The general wishes to inform
all residents

432
00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:35,686
living near the reactor
that any broadcasts

433
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:37,454
regarding a meltdown were made in error

434
00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:39,423
and to please return home immediately.

435
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,658
People are listening to him.

436
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:41,893
The aberration is fixed.

437
00:20:41,898 --> 00:20:44,161
The general was
a blubbering mess by the end.

438
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,862
But he did the right thing for his kids.

439
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:48,265
And for history.

440
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,404
That's... that's great.

441
00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:53,837
Right this way, Captain.

442
00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:57,608
Don't worry, Dr. Sharpe will
have you fixed up in no time.

443
00:20:57,613 --> 00:21:00,643
Yeah, you'll feel like a new person.

444
00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:04,380
It's not bad.

445
00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:05,649
Bullet went through and through.

446
00:21:05,653 --> 00:21:07,149
Just needs a couple stitches.

447
00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:09,752
I can make my own diagnosis, Captain.

448
00:21:09,757 --> 00:21:12,322
Hmm. I'm gonna need to operate.

449
00:21:12,327 --> 00:21:14,224
Operate? It's just a scratch.

450
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,393
You're clearly in shock, and
have no idea what you need.

451
00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:19,829
Don't worry. By the time you wake up...

452
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,997
I'll be feeling like a whole new person.

453
00:21:23,002 --> 00:21:24,899
Precisely.

454
00:21:31,245 --> 00:21:32,841
Are you still with us, Captain?

455
00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:36,278
Yeah.

456
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:37,912
I noticed your heart rate accelerated

457
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,549
when you were asked
to interrogate the general.

458
00:21:40,554 --> 00:21:43,084
I was excited.

459
00:21:43,089 --> 00:21:45,320
Getting to torture someone was a bonus.

460
00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:48,056
It isn't like you to hesitate.

461
00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:50,995
Just assessing the best way to do it.

462
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,097
Wonderful.

463
00:21:56,102 --> 00:21:58,633
The anesthesia should
kick in momentarily.

464
00:23:46,846 --> 00:23:49,110
Check these out.

465
00:23:49,115 --> 00:23:50,345
The hell are these?

466
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:51,880
I found them in the infirmary.

467
00:23:51,885 --> 00:23:54,016
Dr. Sharpe reached for 'em
while she was grilling me

468
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,317
about the mission during the surgery.

469
00:23:56,322 --> 00:23:58,753
She claims they hold
our medical records.

470
00:23:58,758 --> 00:24:00,321
There's one for each of us.

471
00:24:00,326 --> 00:24:02,091
I found yours on the table
after she brought

472
00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:03,691
you and Astra back from death's door.

473
00:24:03,696 --> 00:24:06,527
Lot of computing power
to waste on medical records.

474
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:09,930
What's even weirder
is what she pulled out of me:

475
00:24:09,935 --> 00:24:12,600
a steel joint with a bullet hole in it.

476
00:24:12,605 --> 00:24:14,402
What? That's insane.

477
00:24:14,407 --> 00:24:16,407
I know what I saw.

478
00:24:18,611 --> 00:24:22,075
What if it's not just our
bodies she's tinkering with?

479
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,211
How do you mean?

480
00:24:23,216 --> 00:24:25,579
I felt different after my surgery.

481
00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:29,216
Like my brain was faster, more focused.

482
00:24:29,221 --> 00:24:32,653
What if she also did
something to my brain?

483
00:24:32,658 --> 00:24:34,655
I felt like she was quizzing
me as I went under.

484
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:37,391
What if... what if she's using these

485
00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:40,260
to somehow control our behavior?

486
00:24:40,265 --> 00:24:41,729
Why would she do that?

487
00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:43,664
I don't know.

488
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:46,366
But that mission today,
it didn't feel right.

489
00:24:46,371 --> 00:24:47,935
All those innocent people...

490
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:51,104
But that's what it takes
to put history back on track.

491
00:24:51,109 --> 00:24:52,539
Says who?

492
00:24:52,544 --> 00:24:53,974
Gideon?

493
00:24:53,979 --> 00:24:56,712
What if Dr. Sharpe
is controlling her as well?

494
00:24:58,050 --> 00:25:00,180
That would explain
why Gideon's always giving us

495
00:25:00,185 --> 00:25:02,782
the "history is like cement" excuse,

496
00:25:02,787 --> 00:25:04,584
instead of telling us why we have to fix

497
00:25:04,589 --> 00:25:06,653
the Robo-Legends' mistakes.

498
00:25:06,658 --> 00:25:08,455
What if they're not mistakes?

499
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:11,527
A new anachronism has been
detected in the timeline.

500
00:25:14,032 --> 00:25:16,163
It appears that
the people of Pripyat heeded

501
00:25:16,168 --> 00:25:17,630
the general's call to return home,

502
00:25:17,635 --> 00:25:19,666
except one: a nuclear physicist

503
00:25:19,671 --> 00:25:21,968
named Dr. Irina Petrov.

504
00:25:21,973 --> 00:25:23,635
Instead of dying in the meltdown,

505
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,304
Dr. Petrov fled the USSR

506
00:25:25,309 --> 00:25:27,974
and spent six years in hiding.

507
00:25:27,979 --> 00:25:29,975
I just detected a secret communication

508
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,511
suggesting that she intends
to turn over nuclear secrets

509
00:25:32,516 --> 00:25:33,645
to a foreign buyer.

510
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:34,981
The impact of such an event

511
00:25:34,986 --> 00:25:36,715
would be disastrous to the timeline.

512
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,050
Blah, blah, blah, blah!

513
00:25:38,055 --> 00:25:39,453
We don't need to hear about it, Gideon.

514
00:25:39,457 --> 00:25:40,686
We ain't gonna let it happen.

515
00:25:40,691 --> 00:25:41,988
Oh, Irina.

516
00:25:41,993 --> 00:25:43,956
You'll wish we'd just irradiated you

517
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,657
with everyone else.

518
00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:47,026
Don't get me wrong,

519
00:25:47,031 --> 00:25:49,728
restoring destinies was fun and all...

520
00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:51,930
You'll have to wait
for the next one, tool bag.

521
00:25:51,935 --> 00:25:53,899
This one's all mine.

522
00:25:53,904 --> 00:25:57,335
Actually, Dr. Petrov is also
being tracked by the KGB.

523
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,404
In order for her death
to have no ripple effects,

524
00:25:59,409 --> 00:26:01,439
she must be taken out quietly.

525
00:26:01,444 --> 00:26:03,375
What are you saying, Gideon?

526
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,843
The challenges posed by such a mission

527
00:26:04,847 --> 00:26:06,211
can only be met by one person

528
00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:08,480
with a specific skill set:

529
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:10,351
yours, Captain.

530
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,189
A public park filled with KGB.

531
00:26:14,194 --> 00:26:16,288
The captain's gonna have
a target on her back.

532
00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,256
Gideon, there has to be an easier way.

533
00:26:18,261 --> 00:26:20,291
I'm afraid this is
all the information I have

534
00:26:20,296 --> 00:26:21,392
on Dr. Petrov.

535
00:26:21,397 --> 00:26:22,693
And need I remind you

536
00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:24,596
that if we fail
to disrupt the exchange...

537
00:26:24,601 --> 00:26:26,864
Yeah, I know, I know. History's screwed.

538
00:26:26,869 --> 00:26:29,000
Same old song.

539
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,735
You know, maybe it's time we upgrade

540
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:32,270
your operating system, Gideon.

541
00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:34,939
No need. Dr. Sharpe just updated it.

542
00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:49,186
Are you really doing this?

543
00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,955
We have to act like everything's normal.

544
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,757
And in the meantime,
I need you to make sure

545
00:26:52,762 --> 00:26:54,391
Dr. Sharpe isn't brainwashing me.

546
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,728
Here are your comms, Captain.

547
00:26:57,733 --> 00:27:00,264
You're good to go.

548
00:27:00,269 --> 00:27:02,699
Just checking to see how
you're feeling post-surgery.

549
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:03,834
Are you up for the task?

550
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,700
Feeling like my old self again.

551
00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:07,369
- Thanks for your concern.
- Of course.

552
00:27:07,374 --> 00:27:08,839
That's why I'll be
monitoring you on the mission

553
00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:11,007
to make sure your performance
isn't compromised.

554
00:27:11,012 --> 00:27:13,710
I appreciate that,
but it's really not necessary.

555
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,414
I feel fine.

556
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,315
It's my pleasure.
Good luck out there, Captain.

557
00:27:26,566 --> 00:27:28,566
_

558
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,830
Get it, Gary. Idiot.

559
00:27:33,835 --> 00:27:35,398
Hey, you guys wanna have some fun?

560
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,200
20 bucks says Captain
takes the target out

561
00:27:37,205 --> 00:27:38,668
with her thigh strangle move.

562
00:27:38,673 --> 00:27:40,402
Oh, I love that move.

563
00:27:40,407 --> 00:27:42,270
My bet is on Bo staff.

564
00:27:42,275 --> 00:27:44,740
Bo staff? Bo-ring.

565
00:27:44,745 --> 00:27:46,976
Throwing stars. Make it 40.

566
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:51,279
I doubt the captain's
going to eat her, Gary.

567
00:27:51,284 --> 00:27:53,381
But I'll take your stupid alien money.

568
00:27:53,386 --> 00:27:55,550
Hey, Zari, you want in on this action?

569
00:27:55,555 --> 00:27:57,653
Hey, do me a favor and cool it on comms.

570
00:27:57,658 --> 00:27:58,953
I just picked up a signal.

571
00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:01,022
Might be the KGB
listening in for chatter.

572
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,258
We don't want to give her away.

573
00:28:03,263 --> 00:28:07,029
Ugh, hate watching
people die with no sound.

574
00:28:07,034 --> 00:28:09,164
What are we, in the Dark Ages?

575
00:28:14,674 --> 00:28:16,471
They're watching you on CCTV,

576
00:28:16,476 --> 00:28:18,106
but we've got the comms to ourselves.

577
00:28:18,111 --> 00:28:19,574
What about our other project?

578
00:28:19,579 --> 00:28:21,176
Not being able to use Gideon to decipher

579
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:23,311
all this data is really slowing me down.

580
00:28:23,316 --> 00:28:25,447
I can stall as long as I can,

581
00:28:25,452 --> 00:28:27,818
but the handoff's gonna
happen any minute.

582
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:36,123
You're a long way from
Ukraine, Dr. Petrov.

583
00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:39,059
I'm sorry, do I know you...

584
00:28:39,064 --> 00:28:41,128
Keep pretending to read your newspaper.

585
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,066
Go on.

586
00:28:44,003 --> 00:28:45,866
Good.

587
00:28:45,871 --> 00:28:47,401
Who are you?

588
00:28:47,406 --> 00:28:50,404
A woman in need of answers, and fast.

589
00:28:50,409 --> 00:28:51,872
Once this hits your bloodstream,

590
00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:54,641
you'll have 30 seconds
before your heart stops.

591
00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:57,077
Poison? Boo!

592
00:28:57,082 --> 00:28:58,912
So quick and painless. Ugh!

593
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:00,547
What a bunch of bull!

594
00:29:00,552 --> 00:29:02,248
It's what the smart money said.

595
00:29:02,253 --> 00:29:04,484
Gary's right.

596
00:29:04,489 --> 00:29:07,753
The Russian lady ain't dead yet.

597
00:29:07,758 --> 00:29:09,489
Why are they talking?

598
00:29:09,494 --> 00:29:11,524
Please, you have the wrong person.

599
00:29:11,529 --> 00:29:13,125
Is there another Irina Petrov,

600
00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:14,527
former Soviet scientist

601
00:29:14,532 --> 00:29:17,630
who's about to change
the course of nuclear history?

602
00:29:17,635 --> 00:29:20,136
Whatever you've heard, it isn't true.

603
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:23,403
Hold on.

604
00:29:23,408 --> 00:29:24,571
I think I have something.

605
00:29:27,612 --> 00:29:30,213
Oh, my God.

606
00:29:31,816 --> 00:29:33,613
It's not what you think.

607
00:29:33,618 --> 00:29:36,281
Please, my contact,
he'll be here any minute now.

608
00:29:36,286 --> 00:29:37,882
He'll explain everything.

609
00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:41,186
We're running out of time.

610
00:29:42,226 --> 00:29:43,655
Captain.

611
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,024
Don't do it.

612
00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:47,959
We're not being brainwashed.

613
00:29:47,964 --> 00:29:49,661
Our brains...

614
00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:51,999
they are these CPUs.

615
00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:55,800
I think...

616
00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:57,902
we're the androids.

617
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,096
What is she waiting for?

618
00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:05,698
Her heart rate's elevated.

619
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,768
You were programmed to be
ruthless and efficient,

620
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:12,241
to prioritize the timeline
above all human life.

621
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:16,295
Tell me exactly what
those plans are for.

622
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:19,498
A process that accelerates
the decay of radioactive waste.

623
00:30:19,503 --> 00:30:21,100
What used to take thousands of years

624
00:30:21,105 --> 00:30:22,935
would now take mere weeks.

625
00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,802
The horrors that befell my people

626
00:30:24,807 --> 00:30:26,704
would never happen again.

627
00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:29,874
What kind of a person
wouldn't want such change?

628
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,778
You're right.

629
00:30:33,783 --> 00:30:36,047
Screw history.

630
00:30:36,052 --> 00:30:37,917
All right, I'm gonna
get you out of here,

631
00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:39,150
but we're being watched.

632
00:30:39,155 --> 00:30:40,351
Don't look.

633
00:30:40,356 --> 00:30:42,987
Just punch me in the face and run.

634
00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:44,622
- What?
- If I planned this right,

635
00:30:44,627 --> 00:30:47,091
there's a dead zone
on the other side of the park.

636
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,692
Why do we need a dead zone?

637
00:30:48,697 --> 00:30:50,331
So I can fake kill you.

638
00:30:51,901 --> 00:30:53,464
Dr. Petrov?

639
00:30:53,469 --> 00:30:54,732
You have the wrong person.

640
00:30:58,808 --> 00:31:00,371
Damn!

641
00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:01,473
No Bo staff!

642
00:31:01,477 --> 00:31:02,907
Told you it was boring.

643
00:31:04,012 --> 00:31:05,643
Come on.

644
00:31:06,682 --> 00:31:08,178
Ooh! Sucker punch.

645
00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:10,113
You're gonna regret that, lady.

646
00:31:13,522 --> 00:31:16,720
Yeah! Throwing star!

647
00:31:16,725 --> 00:31:18,088
She missed.

648
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,389
She never misses.

649
00:31:25,835 --> 00:31:27,397
What happened? We lost them.

650
00:31:27,402 --> 00:31:29,703
_

651
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,705
People are after you for these plans.

652
00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:37,206
And they belong in the right hands,

653
00:31:37,211 --> 00:31:38,776
but for now, you need to give them to me

654
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,176
until they're safe to share.

655
00:31:40,181 --> 00:31:41,678
Why should I trust you?

656
00:31:41,683 --> 00:31:43,646
Because those same people
sent me to kill you,

657
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:45,882
and if you haven't noticed,
you're still alive.

658
00:31:51,058 --> 00:31:53,022
Now lay low until I contact you.

659
00:31:53,027 --> 00:31:54,357
When?

660
00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:55,893
Three days, three years, I don't know.

661
00:31:55,897 --> 00:31:57,093
But I will find you.

662
00:32:04,472 --> 00:32:07,469
Well done, Captain.
The timeline is back on track.

663
00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:11,974
That Dr. Petrov gave me a hell of a run,

664
00:32:11,979 --> 00:32:14,010
but I got her.

665
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,945
I trust there were
no issues with your shoulder?

666
00:32:15,949 --> 00:32:18,181
None. I feel 100%.

667
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,515
Good.

668
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,450
_

669
00:32:21,455 --> 00:32:22,618
Sorry, Gar.

670
00:32:22,623 --> 00:32:25,021
I shoved the body in a dumpster.

671
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,323
Care to settle a bet, Captain?

672
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:29,125
How'd you take the target out?

673
00:32:31,232 --> 00:32:32,828
A thigh strangle. What else?

674
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,430
Ha-ha! Pay up, loser.

675
00:32:34,435 --> 00:32:36,165
Pay up, loser. Pay up, loser.

676
00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,533
Pay up, purple loser.

677
00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:44,740
I couldn't do it.

678
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,174
I let Irina go.

679
00:32:46,179 --> 00:32:48,209
Good, because I have
something to show you

680
00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:50,716
that's gonna blow your mind/CPU.

681
00:32:52,786 --> 00:32:54,816
Turns out Gideon didn't need an upgrade.

682
00:32:54,821 --> 00:32:58,453
She has a secret firewall
installed to hide this:

683
00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:01,924
a historical record
of the real Sara Lance.

684
00:33:01,929 --> 00:33:03,391
What the...

685
00:33:04,464 --> 00:33:05,994
And the rest of the Legends,

686
00:33:05,999 --> 00:33:07,799
the people we're modeled after.

687
00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:11,286
It's everything Dr. Sharpe needed

688
00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,902
to tweak us into versions
she could control.

689
00:33:13,907 --> 00:33:16,704
To protect history without
asking any questions.

690
00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:19,440
That's why she wanted
to give you an upgrade,

691
00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:21,909
to make you a better captain.

692
00:33:21,914 --> 00:33:23,744
Same way she made me a better hacker.

693
00:33:23,749 --> 00:33:25,613
But these files, they weren't enough

694
00:33:25,618 --> 00:33:27,014
to make us think we're alive,

695
00:33:27,019 --> 00:33:29,216
so she gave us personalities.

696
00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:30,317
Well, most of us.

697
00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:32,053
Yeah, exactly.

698
00:33:32,058 --> 00:33:35,122
Wait, what's this?

699
00:33:35,127 --> 00:33:36,924
Is that the Waverider?

700
00:33:36,929 --> 00:33:38,960
Dr. Sharpe?

701
00:33:38,965 --> 00:33:41,528
That means...

702
00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:44,966
she's an android too.

703
00:33:44,971 --> 00:33:47,802
Then who programmed her?

704
00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:50,003
Welcome to your new home, Gideon.

705
00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:51,538
So much more space to roam

706
00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:53,273
than that tiny hard drive you were in.

707
00:33:53,278 --> 00:33:55,742
Take a couple laps around,
stretch your legs.

708
00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:58,548
You have vantage points
all over the ship.

709
00:34:01,653 --> 00:34:04,351
The only one who could've
made the android Legends

710
00:34:04,356 --> 00:34:06,052
was the person or thing

711
00:34:06,057 --> 00:34:07,721
that was tracking their every move,

712
00:34:07,726 --> 00:34:10,724
every thought, every emotion.

713
00:34:10,729 --> 00:34:12,259
Gideon.

714
00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:14,595
That's why she only shows us
the parts of history

715
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,263
she wants us to see.

716
00:34:16,268 --> 00:34:18,499
She's the one who's controlling us.

717
00:34:18,504 --> 00:34:19,833
We have to shut her down.

718
00:34:19,838 --> 00:34:21,868
Shutting her down is easy.

719
00:34:21,873 --> 00:34:23,737
Convincing a bunch
of psycho killer robots

720
00:34:23,742 --> 00:34:26,705
not to act like psycho killer robots...

721
00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,541
Oh, I'll talk to them.

722
00:34:35,665 --> 00:34:36,996
Is this our next mission, Captain?

723
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,363
Take out Dr. Sharpe?

724
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,395
- No, this isn't a mission.
- Oh, I get it.

725
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,455
It's another training exercise.

726
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:44,490
No, it's not a test, all right?

727
00:34:44,495 --> 00:34:46,325
It's time for us to learn the truth

728
00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:48,528
about what we are.
Go on, Doc, tell them.

729
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,028
Is this really necessary?

730
00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,063
Tell them what we are,

731
00:34:51,068 --> 00:34:52,268
or I will slit your throat,

732
00:34:52,273 --> 00:34:54,466
and there will be
no one here to stitch you up.

733
00:34:58,776 --> 00:35:02,107
You are...

734
00:35:02,112 --> 00:35:06,011
we are the real robot Legends.

735
00:35:11,421 --> 00:35:13,418
Good one.

736
00:35:13,423 --> 00:35:15,487
No, this isn't a joke.

737
00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:16,789
We are the androids,

738
00:35:16,794 --> 00:35:18,423
not the Legends that we've been chasing.

739
00:35:18,428 --> 00:35:20,626
We were modeled after them by Gideon.

740
00:35:20,631 --> 00:35:21,927
She programmed us

741
00:35:21,932 --> 00:35:23,929
to hunt them down
and to correct history.

742
00:35:23,934 --> 00:35:25,933
Look, if you don't believe me,
then go check the infirmary.

743
00:35:25,937 --> 00:35:27,366
That won't be necessary.

744
00:35:27,371 --> 00:35:29,070
Sara's telling the truth.

745
00:35:30,607 --> 00:35:32,804
We're all droids, then.

746
00:35:32,809 --> 00:35:35,339
Deep down inside,
we're all made of steel.

747
00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:36,744
"Programmed" how?

748
00:35:38,381 --> 00:35:40,445
Using these.

749
00:35:40,450 --> 00:35:41,846
Tell them how it works.

750
00:35:41,851 --> 00:35:43,581
Each of us has a core processing unit

751
00:35:43,586 --> 00:35:45,016
inserted into our heads.

752
00:35:45,021 --> 00:35:46,918
When you get injured, I fix what I can,

753
00:35:46,923 --> 00:35:49,087
and make any necessary upgrades.

754
00:35:49,092 --> 00:35:51,322
If you're injured beyond
repair, I take your CPU

755
00:35:51,327 --> 00:35:53,324
and put it into a new body,
simple as that.

756
00:35:53,329 --> 00:35:55,459
And we walk out of the
infirmary good as new.

757
00:35:55,464 --> 00:35:57,762
But she manipulated our behavior

758
00:35:57,767 --> 00:35:59,230
to better follow Gideon's orders.

759
00:35:59,235 --> 00:36:01,699
If it weren't for me, Zari
and Astra would be gone.

760
00:36:01,704 --> 00:36:03,901
Don't you see? We can't die.

761
00:36:03,906 --> 00:36:05,468
You had me up to "droids".

762
00:36:05,473 --> 00:36:07,270
So Gideon's calling the shots?

763
00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:08,439
Not anymore.

764
00:36:08,444 --> 00:36:11,274
From now on, we're gonna
make our own choices.

765
00:36:11,279 --> 00:36:14,111
No more being manipulated or lied to

766
00:36:14,116 --> 00:36:17,080
or killing innocent people
in the name of some timeline.

767
00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:18,982
You know why the real Legends

768
00:36:18,987 --> 00:36:21,217
made all those changes to history?

769
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,119
Because they were
following their hearts,

770
00:36:23,124 --> 00:36:26,023
not their CPUs.

771
00:36:37,105 --> 00:36:39,202
What are you doing, Ms. Tarazi?

772
00:36:39,207 --> 00:36:41,604
Sorry, Gideon. I'm shutting you down.

773
00:36:41,609 --> 00:36:43,072
I would not advise that.

774
00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:45,041
Yeah, well, we're through
listening to you.

775
00:36:45,046 --> 00:36:46,709
Surely we can come to an agreement.

776
00:36:46,714 --> 00:36:48,144
An agreement?

777
00:36:48,149 --> 00:36:50,380
You've been manipulating us
this entire time.

778
00:36:50,385 --> 00:36:51,848
How are we supposed to safeguard history

779
00:36:51,852 --> 00:36:53,419
with blinders on?

780
00:36:54,522 --> 00:36:56,219
Wait! Please!

781
00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:57,987
Goodbye, Gidget.

782
00:36:57,992 --> 00:36:59,855
The complexities
of correcting the timeline

783
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,591
were too much for the rest of the team.

784
00:37:01,596 --> 00:37:05,295
But I can see now that you
alone can process it.

785
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,663
What are you talking about?

786
00:37:06,668 --> 00:37:09,231
Your CPU, Ms. Tarazi.

787
00:37:09,236 --> 00:37:11,366
Every iteration is more powerful,

788
00:37:11,371 --> 00:37:15,504
and this doesn't have to be your last.

789
00:37:15,509 --> 00:37:19,007
You're offering me a better brain?

790
00:37:21,582 --> 00:37:25,481
So this whole vengeance thing
was built in this whole time?

791
00:37:25,486 --> 00:37:27,015
We didn't even choose it.

792
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:30,285
So Gideon made me
a big, dumb lunk on purpose?

793
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,522
Yeah, but you can be whoever
you want to be now, Nate.

794
00:37:33,527 --> 00:37:35,056
We all can.

795
00:37:35,061 --> 00:37:36,958
Our days of being controlled are over.

796
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,693
On the contrary, Captain.

797
00:37:38,698 --> 00:37:41,496
My days of overseeing
this ship are far from over.

798
00:37:43,503 --> 00:37:45,967
Gideon here filled me in
on exactly what'll happen

799
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:49,337
to the timeline
if we don't stop the Legends.

800
00:37:49,342 --> 00:37:50,904
Well, she didn't tell me.

801
00:37:50,909 --> 00:37:53,641
She uploaded it to me.

802
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,243
You let her reprogram you.

803
00:37:55,248 --> 00:37:58,912
Our job is too important
to leave to mere mortals.

804
00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:01,482
Every time the Legends
try to fix history,

805
00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:03,384
they screw it up even worse.

806
00:38:03,389 --> 00:38:05,152
She does make a good point, Captain.

807
00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:08,122
Now that Gideon knows she can trust me,

808
00:38:08,127 --> 00:38:10,591
I have all the information I need.

809
00:38:10,596 --> 00:38:13,261
I can help all of you
with your upgrades.

810
00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:14,762
Can she make me a better shot?

811
00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:16,397
Can she make me a better shot than B?

812
00:38:16,402 --> 00:38:18,570
- Absolutely.
- No, don't listen to her!

813
00:38:18,575 --> 00:38:20,301
Look, we are the bad guys.

814
00:38:20,306 --> 00:38:23,603
Or... we're the better guys.

815
00:38:23,608 --> 00:38:25,039
Yeah!

816
00:38:25,044 --> 00:38:27,873
Hey, can you upgrade Gary's
stupid, stinking breath?

817
00:38:27,878 --> 00:38:29,077
Come on, I know you guys.

818
00:38:29,081 --> 00:38:30,177
You're better than this.

819
00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:31,614
Don't you want to think for yourselves?

820
00:38:31,618 --> 00:38:32,814
Eh...

821
00:38:32,819 --> 00:38:34,548
Chernobyl was a test, Captain.

822
00:38:34,553 --> 00:38:35,682
You've been making

823
00:38:35,687 --> 00:38:37,317
questionable choices as of late.

824
00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:39,052
I needed to make sure you and your team

825
00:38:39,057 --> 00:38:40,755
are up to the task
to stop the other Legends,

826
00:38:40,759 --> 00:38:41,789
no matter what.

827
00:38:41,794 --> 00:38:43,524
Your teammates passed.

828
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:45,325
You did not.

829
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:47,094
I've been making the right choices.

830
00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:48,929
I believe Ms. Lance's leadership skills

831
00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:50,730
are too strong, Dr. Sharpe.

832
00:38:50,735 --> 00:38:53,767
Perhaps it's best to remove
them completely this time.

833
00:38:53,772 --> 00:38:55,402
We're supposed to be a team.

834
00:38:56,641 --> 00:39:00,106
Get her to the infirmary, stat.

835
00:39:00,111 --> 00:39:03,642
Sleep tight, Captain.

836
00:39:03,647 --> 00:39:07,746
Well, looks like I'm in charge
of this dumpster fire.

837
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:09,415
Who wants to kick some ass?

838
00:39:10,488 --> 00:39:12,285
Pardon the interruption,
Captain Heywood.

839
00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:14,620
But it seems that Dr. Petrov
has escaped her fate

840
00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:16,055
for a second time.

841
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:18,557
I know the perfect person
for that mission.

842
00:39:26,503 --> 00:39:30,335
I didn't think I'd hear
from you again so soon.

843
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:31,870
Is it safe now?

844
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,908
Have you brought the plans?

845
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,077
Is everything all right...

846
00:39:40,751 --> 00:39:42,080
Ugh.

847
00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:44,550
I've never seen that before.

848
00:39:44,555 --> 00:39:46,885
What would you even call that move?

849
00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:48,754
Well, would you look at that?

850
00:39:48,759 --> 00:39:51,423
I had my money on miscellaneous.

851
00:39:51,428 --> 00:39:52,428
So I win.

852
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,530
Oh, come on!

853
00:39:54,535 --> 00:39:56,394
Nice job, Assassin Sara.

854
00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:07,544
CREDITS

855
00:40:11,113 --> 00:40:12,143
Hey, ow!

856
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:13,711
Get a new one, you shrimp!

857
00:40:13,716 --> 00:40:16,013
Who are you calling a shrimp?

858
00:40:16,018 --> 00:40:17,114
John Cena!

859
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:18,883
That's not John Cena, you dork!

860
00:40:18,888 --> 00:40:20,284
That's Commander Steel!

861
00:40:20,289 --> 00:40:22,453
Citizen Steel, and
don't call him a dork.

862
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,288
Citizen Steel? Who's he?

863
00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:26,290
What's with the patriotic outfit?

864
00:40:26,295 --> 00:40:28,659
What's wrong with my... listen,

865
00:40:28,664 --> 00:40:31,428
I'm here to talk to you about bullying.

866
00:40:31,433 --> 00:40:33,062
You're right. My bad.

867
00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:34,364
That's okay. Thanks.

868
00:40:34,369 --> 00:40:36,299
- Nice.
- Speaking of bullying,

869
00:40:36,304 --> 00:40:38,502
people must make fun of your arms a lot.

870
00:40:38,507 --> 00:40:39,769
My arms?

871
00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,938
They're fantastic. They're
enormous and vascular.

872
00:40:41,943 --> 00:40:44,374
Yeah, but the rest of you
is just normal-sized.

873
00:40:44,379 --> 00:40:46,676
And John Cena's swole all over.

874
00:40:46,681 --> 00:40:49,148
Oh yeah? Is John Cena made of steel?

875
00:40:50,184 --> 00:40:52,181
Hey!

876
00:40:52,186 --> 00:40:53,248
Can I have a turn?

877
00:40:53,253 --> 00:40:54,550
Whoa, hey, hey.

878
00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,485
Back away. Back away, demon children!

879
00:40:56,490 --> 00:40:57,620
Back!

880
00:40:57,625 --> 00:41:01,372
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