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You show up, you make shoes,

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you go home.

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Why would a cobbler shop

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need a human resources department?

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You'd be surprised.

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Now, Artie,

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it was your idea to use phoenix leather

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for the new line of RKG-55s.

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Can you tell us why?

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Because phoenix leather
is sturdy, long-lasting, low-cost,

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and a phoenix killed my father.

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Right. And the downside
of using phoenix leather?

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It bursts into flames?

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That's right, best friend Tim!

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Let's do some role-playing. Tim, Fran,

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get up here and act like
salespeople for once.

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And, uh, try not to make out on the way.

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- I volunteer to play the customer!
- Whatever, Dwayne.

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Tim, Fran,

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you've got a customer
whose foot is missing

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because your product blew it off.

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Now, how are you going
to keep this customer loyal?

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Give me a free shoe.

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Ah!

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And that's where HR comes in.

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CREDITS

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Do I really have to wear this?

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I'm just following orders.

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Ah! From who?

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From me!

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I told you to bring me Merriman.

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Instead, you murdered my best knight!

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If you're gonna stab me in the back,

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you're gonna look like
a hot little slut doing it.

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Great. We agree that I should die.

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So, rather than make me go
through this song-and-dance,

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just cut out the middleman
and kill me now.

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Tell me more about how you should die,

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- you bad boy.
- What is wrong with you?

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I'm not sure.

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Oh, you're just such a delicious
piece of ass in that outfit.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go
think about you fighting for your life

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while I rub up against a corduroy couch.

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Ow! Ah!

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The name's Angry Carl.

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Nice G-string.

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You here to fight,
or are you our entertainment?

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I'm just here to die.

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Oh god. Well, that took a turn.

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Nice bantering with you.

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Name' s Nunchuck Johnny. My Christian
name is Nuncharles Jonathan.

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What are you in for?

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I'm Patrick. I killed
Sir Midnight Darkness X.

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You killed Sir MDX?

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But, he's supposed to be unkillable.

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You must've used a flaming sword
forged in the fires of a volcano.

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It was a potato peeler.

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You're Patrick the Peeler? Wow!

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It's an honor to meet you.
You might've heard of me, too.

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I'm a slaughtering machine with no peen.

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I like to kill, and I'm a little shrill.

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The name's Clambo.

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This spiel always
makes me so uncomfortable.

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Hey, guys! This kid Patrick's
a stone-cold knight killer.

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All hail Patrick the Peeler!

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Uh, no, no, no. Listen, I'd rather not
glorify the darkest moment of my life.

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Patrick the Peeler!

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Patrick the Peeler! Patrick the Peeler!

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Girls! Cousin Blossom!
I come bearing gifts.

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Brand new hats for today's event.

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Oh no, Human Shield!

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Your ugly hat blew away!

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- Be more careful.
- You may join us at the arena

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after you retrieve Human Being's hat.

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Mr. Maxwell,
your 1:00 is here for his interview.

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Hello, sir! Here's my resume!

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Hm, I don't see any
cobbling experience here, but hey.

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Yours truly didn't
have any HR experience

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when he started.

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So, tell me about yourself, Mister...

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Flier Guy. I lost my job

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because the Old King
banned printed words.

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Sounds like him. What else
is going on in the old kingdom?

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How are the queen and princess?

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Tulip and, uh, Flossom, was it?

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- Not that I care.
- Oh, get this!

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Tulip exiled to mid-range island resort,

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Blossom demoted to lady-in-waiting

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for Princess Danielle!

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Sweet Christ. Tulip must hate that.

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And Blossom's pet peeve
is poetic comeuppance.

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At least they're both safe and sound.

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- Not-not that I care.
- But, front page news

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is that a squire named
Patrick the Peeler

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is set to fight in the gladiator pit!

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He murdered a knight sent to catch

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the rogue King Merriman!

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Patrick!
He'll suffer an agonizing death!

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- Not that I care!
- Is this griffin skin?

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I need a doctor!

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Ah! A carriage drove over me!

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Oh, it's a medical carriage.
I'm all good!

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Can my friend join us for lunch?

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Of course, dear. She looks familiar.

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What's her name?

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Call her Ishmael.
Just kidding. Her name's Tina.

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Doreen, it's Queen Tulip
in a pirate hat. Jesus.

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You know I have hat blindness, Glenn.

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Oh, no need to bow
or bring out the fine china.

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- Wasn't gonna.
- Coral, where's Mark?

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Dude owes me 20 bucks.

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Seven serving four. Look out, babe!

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Here comes the heat! Ah!

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See that shot, Coral the volleyball?

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Meh, who cares?

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Yesterday, I juggled
eight candelabras, all lit!

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They're probably gonna promote me.

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Strange. Something usually

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stops the bowl from hitting the ground.

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- Where's Patrick?
- Scuttlebutt at work is that

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he's been sentenced
to fight in the gladiator pit.

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Why didn't you say something!?

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It's too late! He's probably
walking out to fight right now.

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I say we just enjoy our dinner
and then play

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a rousing game of...

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Solitaire.

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_

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You there!

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I'm bored! Kill each other
in a grisly fashion!

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Throw in a slow-motion death or two.

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Add some pizazz before I fall asleep.

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Oh god,

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Patrick's next. Oh...

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Oh, dear god.

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Are you not entertained?

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These tickets are not cheap,

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so it's important to me
that you're entertained!

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Sometimes, I just get
insecure, you know?

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Next match is a real doozy.

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Six versus one,

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but he can certainly hold his own

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since he killed the legendary Sir MDX!

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- _ - Hell yeah!
That's my friend you're booing!

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_

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Your last meal is here.

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Hint, it's my pussy...

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Just leave it on that bench,
and I'll pick at it later.

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Listen, idiot! You've been noble
to a fault since we met,

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and now, that nobility
is going to get you killed

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- if you don't fight.
- That's the plan.

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I killed Sir Midnight Darkness X.

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If I killed a fellow knight,
I deserve to die, too.

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Oh Christ. Maybe I do need therapy.

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Oh, fuck it. Go ahead and die.

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You'll live on forever in my spank bank.

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I actually came here to let you know

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that Granddad has something...

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awful in store for the finale.

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So, better hope you're dead before then.

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Ladies and gents,

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please welcome the rest
of the gladiators!

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Ah!

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Woo...

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Hoo!

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Give it up for Nunchuck Johnny!

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Clambo!

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The most murderous psycho in the land,

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Patrick the Peeler!

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Plus miscellaneous gladiators

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you don't need to learn the names of.
They will not have merch.

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Here, take this.

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Don't need any extra baggage.

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I'm going straight to Hell.

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Whatever you say, weirdo.

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Peel those fuckers! Peel 'em!

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Now taking bets on how long he'll last
and the way he's going to die.

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Two minutes tops.
Skull caved in with a cudgel.

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11 seconds. Suicide by cop.

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Um, not cool, you guys.
That's our friend Patrick.

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Thanks, Commander Highroad.
Didn't know you were allergic to money.

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10 minutes, eaten alive.

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I won't fight back. Just make it quick.

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He's faking it! Don't trust him!

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Yeah, he lures you in,
and then he stabs you in the eye.

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Oh, Patrick. I can't bear to look!

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Kiss each other!

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Patrick! Sign my peeler!

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- Uh, go get him, Carl.
- You go get him, Jonathan.

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- Ladies first.
- Fuck off!

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Look! Patrick the Peeler is so powerful,

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he killed two people
without even touching them!

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- No, I didn't!
- He's a demon!

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He's controlling our minds!
Don't make eye contact!

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Everyone, close your eyes and whistle!

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Ah!

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All my best friends are dead.

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Ah! Whose sword do I have to fall on
to get a quick death around here?

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You've been peeled, motherfuckers!

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That was amazing! Encore!

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Everyone, take a bow!

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I'll have your fool head on a pike!

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Daddy?

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I'll deny you, you punk-ass bitch!

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Where the fuck have you been?

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Danielle made me get a job
and look Human Shield in the eye.

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Oh, Petal, that's terrible.

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I'll have Human Shield
drawn and quartered.

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No, don't! She's my best friend.

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Alright then.

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I need to get inside.

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This future dead man says
my gate code isn't working.

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No, Grandpa changed it.
Now, it's "Vanessa got dat azz,"

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and ass is spelled with two Z's.

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- Patrick dead?
- I don't know.

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Danielle wouldn't let me
go to the executionnn

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for no reasonnnn!

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We have to save him
before it's too late.

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To the Merriman-mobile!

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Peeler!

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Okay, everybody out. I'll find parking.

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This is dad business.

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Peeler! Peeler! Peeler...

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And now, for the grand finale!

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Our champion, Patrick the Peeler!

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Wow!

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Patrick's actually doing great.
Look at that little tushy.

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He gets that from his mother.

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And our mystery challenger,

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from the top of
the endangered species list,

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a motherfucking dragon!

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Oh boy. That is
a big fucking bird. Fuck!

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Oh yeah. This oughta do the trick.

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Peeler! Peeler! Peeler...

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I love you, sweetheart! Don't give up!

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Oh my god, what am I doing?

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I can't give up.
I have people who love me.

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I won't let my mom
watch me die in a G-string.

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Mm!

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I am delighted and disturbed
by how good that smells.

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Blinkerquartz,
give Patrick a fucking teammate!

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Mm-hmm.

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Hm...

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I have, um, 50 bucks on Patrick.

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Ooh! I want some of that action.

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$10 trillion on Hat Trick!

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- Uh...
- Don't panic, Patrick!

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I'm a certified dragon specialist,

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and I'm here to help.

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Don't panic, Patrick!

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We're here to save you!

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Oh shit! It's a motherfucking dragon!

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Wow, Blossom. They really hate you.

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Merriman sucks! Merriman sucks!

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We're ambivalent about Blossom,
but Merriman sucks!

256
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,790
Merriman?! And Blossom?!

257
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:56,587
Why does she have that poor person
costume on? In public?

258
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,507
My little crotch fruit returns, eh?

259
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,094
Release the gladiators!

260
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,642
Say hello to the RKG-55!

261
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,354
It's an HR nightmare.

262
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,154
I need to get up to the old man!

263
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,573
Where the hell'd you learn that?

264
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,409
Public school.

265
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,785
Ha!

266
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,663
Holy shit!

267
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:45,051
You stole my crown, sonny boy.

268
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,719
Come get your spanking.

269
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,888
With pleasure.

270
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,556
That came out weird.

271
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,683
I mean I'm about to hurt you,

272
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,061
and you won't be spanking me.

273
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,397
Oh, this is gonna be epic.

274
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,483
- Back off!
- No! You back off!

275
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,110
You back up first!

276
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,364
Epic.

277
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,208
Cousin! Come back here!

278
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,381
Get away from him,

279
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,634
you bitch and/or bastard!

280
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,887
Mom! What are you doing?!

281
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,974
Have you all gone insane?!
Get out of here!

282
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,852
Patrick! A mother
always protects her baby.

283
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,563
Her baby... Her baby... Her baby...

284
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,569
Ah! Whoa!

285
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,036
Oh. I knew you looked familiar.

286
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,164
Hey! That's assault!

287
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,127
Have you gone crazy, Patrick?

288
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,462
Blarney, you're the first thing
he saw when he hatched!

289
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,465
He thinks you're his mom!

290
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,064
Aw. Guess I'm missing
something pretty good.

291
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,400
- Blarney!
- Blarney! And also the other one!

292
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,862
I'm so sad!

293
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,032
I'm so rich.

294
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,618
I'm so...

295
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,953
wet?

296
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,543
On the other hand,
all dragons look alike to me.

297
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,214
- I've killed us both.
- Ah! Well, thanks a lot, Patrick!

298
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,466
I was in the prime of my...

299
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,428
Oh, who am I kidding?
I've been dying to pull the ripcord.

300
00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:52,810
_

301
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,348
That's the answer!

302
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,892
You beautiful, disappointing lush!

303
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,853
- Hey!
- Give me one of your handkerchiefs.

304
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,774
Has anyone laughed at this ever?

305
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:07,069
Not even the smallest child.

306
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,321
I'm gonna blow a hole in this dragon,
and we're home free.

307
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,364
No, you're not!

308
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,617
Wasting booze is party foul
number one, brother!

309
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,702
This... is...

310
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,540
not... a party!

311
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,965
Holy shit!

312
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:31,802
What the fuck?

313
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,984
Ah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

314
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,319
It worked!

315
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,488
We're alive! Oh.

316
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,950
That's the closest I've ever
come to giving up on my oath.

317
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,786
I will never tempt fate again.

318
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,914
Not your finest hour.

319
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,086
Are you okay to fly, my friend?

320
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,675
Yeah, me neither. Come on.
There's a great after-party at the dump.

321
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,849
- You're dumb!
- 'Fraid not.

322
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:23,187
You are, and Vanessa
agrees, right, baby?

323
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,106
- Give her back...
- Everybody!

324
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,651
Your so-called king thinks
this children's toy is the queen!

325
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,196
Is this the leader you want?

326
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,989
Say goodbye to your girlfriend.

327
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,950
You'll address her as Mother.

328
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,249
No...

329
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,047
Silly me. Guess that
wasn't an exploding one.

330
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,552
Oh, Dad. Jesus...

331
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,514
Your king has wet himself!

332
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:00,724
You know what to do.

333
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:08,022
Insolent fools! Don't you remember?

334
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,733
I pee, you pee!

335
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,068
Twelve years ago,

336
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,530
I made a choice that this man
was unfit to lead.

337
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:17,823
Now, it's your turn to make a choice.

338
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,994
If you disagree with me,
you now must pee.

339
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,998
My pants are dry, Your Majesty!

340
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,252
My pants are dry, Your Majesty!

341
00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:33,548
Uh-huh. I spilled beer on my pants,

342
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,132
so it looks like I peed myself,

343
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,969
but I don't want that crazy old king,
Your Majesty!

344
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,993
My pants are dry, Your Majesty.

345
00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:42,085
My pants are dry, Your Majesty!

346
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,001
My pants are dry...

347
00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:45,160
Your Majesty!

348
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:49,021
I have never been
so proud to be your king.

349
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,982
Or even proud at all!

350
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,650
I won't let you down,

351
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,778
until the next time I let you down.

352
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:56,905
Ow! Ow!

353
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,615
Oh god.

354
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,248
Nice ass, Patrick!

355
00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:14,202
_

356
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:21,387
All hail the rightful ruler,
King Merriman.

357
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,557
All hail King Merriman!

358
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,642
Thanks for keeping Crownie safe.

359
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,394
Thanks for coming back to save me.

360
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,189
Ah, I was running errands
in the neighborhood anyhow.

361
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,192
I will never let you down again, sire.

362
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,527
Kiss each other!

363
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,782
It's over for you hoes!

364
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,537
Danielle's a psycho,
but I'll miss her, Broth.

365
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,541
Wherever she is, I hope she's okay.

366
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,294
I hope she's dead.

367
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,553
Oh, fuck my life.

368
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,807
A lifetime of planning,
and I was only on the throne for a week.

369
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,568
Oy vey.

370
00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:21,846
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