1 00:00:28,457 --> 00:00:30,793 You guys! You guys! 2 00:00:31,353 --> 00:00:33,484 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this! 3 00:00:33,489 --> 00:00:35,336 - Dude, what? - You guys... 4 00:00:37,082 --> 00:00:39,968 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class. 5 00:00:40,856 --> 00:00:42,633 - So? - So? 6 00:00:42,638 --> 00:00:44,702 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class! 7 00:00:44,707 --> 00:00:47,101 That means we are gonna sit courtside 8 00:00:47,106 --> 00:00:49,036 at the Denver Nuggets game next Saturday! 9 00:00:50,247 --> 00:00:51,275 What? 10 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:54,241 Ugh! Heather Williams' mom works for Coors in Golden! 11 00:00:54,246 --> 00:00:55,485 Coors is the second biggest sponsor 12 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,468 of the Pepsi Center where the Nuggets play! 13 00:00:57,473 --> 00:00:59,320 We tell Heather that if she doesn't get us courtside seats, 14 00:00:59,324 --> 00:01:01,365 then everyone's gonna know she farted in P.E. class! 15 00:01:01,537 --> 00:01:04,452 Whoa. I've never seen a Nuggets game in person. 16 00:01:04,457 --> 00:01:06,649 Well, we're about to! All we have to do is show Heather 17 00:01:06,654 --> 00:01:08,352 we have proof and she'll do whatever we want! 18 00:01:08,356 --> 00:01:09,422 What proof do you have? 19 00:01:09,427 --> 00:01:10,598 Kenny had his phone out! 20 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,360 He got a photo of Heather right when she farted. 21 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,932 Look! Isn't this awesome, you guys?! 22 00:01:14,994 --> 00:01:17,137 Let's go, Nuggets! 23 00:01:17,435 --> 00:01:19,192 Let's go, Nuggets! 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,661 Let's go, Nuggets! 25 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,746 Kids! Kids, can I have your attention, please. 26 00:01:29,262 --> 00:01:32,601 Kids, listen up. This is an emergency. 27 00:01:32,606 --> 00:01:36,575 Everything is fine but... we are sending you all home. 28 00:01:38,438 --> 00:01:41,087 Some of you may have heard but there's a little virus 29 00:01:41,092 --> 00:01:43,828 going around and the school district wants to make sure 30 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:46,459 we're all safe, so we're shutting down 31 00:01:46,464 --> 00:01:48,566 the school for about two weeks. 32 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:49,796 Two weeks?! Yippie! 33 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:54,033 Oh, not now. 34 00:01:54,038 --> 00:01:56,397 Your parents are here to pick you up. So let's go. 35 00:01:56,402 --> 00:01:59,205 I'm sure it's nothing; we'll see you in a couple of weeks. 36 00:01:59,306 --> 00:02:01,374 You guys... you guys, Heather Thompson 37 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:03,748 farted in P.E. class! Guys? 38 00:02:07,413 --> 00:02:10,016 Every night I have the same dream, 39 00:02:10,021 --> 00:02:12,256 and relive the whole thing again... 40 00:02:13,124 --> 00:02:15,359 It's called social distancing. 41 00:02:15,364 --> 00:02:17,147 If we stay six feet apart from each other 42 00:02:17,152 --> 00:02:18,654 and wear a mask... 43 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:21,428 And also I'm shutting down the city and I'm a pervert. 44 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,435 And we've got to get control of this thing! 45 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,176 I'm just getting sick of being here every day with you, 46 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,460 - that's all. - You think 47 00:02:27,465 --> 00:02:29,497 I like being here every day with you?! 48 00:02:29,502 --> 00:02:31,137 I am much easier to get along with 49 00:02:31,142 --> 00:02:32,910 during a stay-at-home order! 50 00:02:33,341 --> 00:02:35,775 ? Happy birthday to you ? 51 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:39,293 ? Happy birthday, dear Stan... ? 52 00:02:49,121 --> 00:02:51,637 Come on, Stan, we're gonna visit Grandpa! 53 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:54,387 Hi, Grandpa! 54 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:56,817 Hi, Grandpa! 55 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:59,331 Isn't it great to see Grandpa, kids? 56 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:01,100 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 57 00:03:01,105 --> 00:03:03,941 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 58 00:03:05,076 --> 00:03:06,978 I hate this stupid farm. 59 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:12,379 In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic. 60 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,577 Oh, God, no! 61 00:03:14,582 --> 00:03:16,418 My little girl! 62 00:03:17,226 --> 00:03:19,486 Oh, no! Oh, God! 63 00:03:20,814 --> 00:03:25,186 Now that I'm older, the dream isn't just a dream 64 00:03:25,597 --> 00:03:30,334 because the whole pandemic has started all over again. 65 00:03:43,274 --> 00:03:47,871 _ 66 00:03:56,012 --> 00:03:59,652 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 67 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:03,629 _ 68 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:09,173 A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged 69 00:04:09,178 --> 00:04:11,899 in Colorado and now panic and fear 70 00:04:11,904 --> 00:04:13,305 spreads throughout the world. 71 00:04:13,623 --> 00:04:15,441 The new outbreak started with the death 72 00:04:15,446 --> 00:04:17,913 of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick, 73 00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:21,013 and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron. 74 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:24,345 It's been 38 years since the pandemic first started, 75 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:27,319 and people are beginning to say enough is enough. 76 00:04:27,638 --> 00:04:30,389 The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown 77 00:04:30,394 --> 00:04:32,419 to try and contain the new variant. 78 00:04:32,424 --> 00:04:36,929 Nobody is allowed in or out for the next 20 to 30 years. 79 00:04:38,474 --> 00:04:41,038 Attention. You are under quarantine. 80 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:43,663 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 81 00:04:43,668 --> 00:04:47,671 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible. 82 00:04:47,676 --> 00:04:50,209 Attention. You are under quarantine. 83 00:04:50,435 --> 00:04:53,116 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 84 00:04:53,121 --> 00:04:55,710 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper 85 00:04:55,715 --> 00:04:56,989 if possible. 86 00:04:56,994 --> 00:04:59,485 Attention. You are under quarantine. 87 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,826 Someone in your community is not... 88 00:05:05,863 --> 00:05:08,523 Come on inside and rejuvenate. 89 00:05:08,528 --> 00:05:11,564 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 90 00:05:11,664 --> 00:05:13,365 Taste the difference. 91 00:05:17,436 --> 00:05:19,038 Welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 92 00:05:19,043 --> 00:05:20,637 Just one joining us today? 93 00:05:20,922 --> 00:05:22,609 Listen to me very carefully 94 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,749 and try not to change your expression. 95 00:05:24,754 --> 00:05:26,629 They could be listening. 96 00:05:27,147 --> 00:05:30,926 This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed. 97 00:05:31,255 --> 00:05:34,358 We have to get it somewhere outside of town. 98 00:05:35,381 --> 00:05:37,077 Sir, the whole town is under quarantine. 99 00:05:37,082 --> 00:05:38,490 Nothing's allowed in or out. 100 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:40,327 We have to replicate it. 101 00:05:40,332 --> 00:05:43,288 It's the only way for people to have Tegridy again. 102 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,300 Uh, okay, sir, if you don't want to eat, 103 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:46,700 then I'll need to ask you to leave. 104 00:05:46,704 --> 00:05:49,330 Don't you understand this could change the world. 105 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:51,303 Maybe the Denny's side of you doesn't care, 106 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:53,928 but the Applebee's side of you must want to help! 107 00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:56,064 There you are, Mr. Marsh. 108 00:05:56,069 --> 00:05:58,472 Come on. Time to go back to the old folks home. 109 00:05:58,477 --> 00:06:01,180 I can't go back! Everyone listen! 110 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,639 This little sprout is humanity's only hope! 111 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:06,986 Let's go back to the retirement home. 112 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,275 We can get you some nice ice cream, okay? 113 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,561 I don't want ice cream, I want my species to survive! 114 00:06:12,671 --> 00:06:14,794 - Back off! - Let's go, Mr. Marsh! 115 00:06:14,799 --> 00:06:16,763 Don't make this difficult for us! 116 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,350 Why, you son of a bitch. 117 00:06:37,154 --> 00:06:40,126 - Come on, Mr. Marsh. - Who...? 118 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:43,663 It's me, Token. We know about the pangolin. 119 00:06:45,353 --> 00:06:47,393 Your son and his friends are trying to stop all this 120 00:06:47,398 --> 00:06:50,167 from happening. We need to get you to Kenny's lab. 121 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:57,136 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to 122 00:06:57,141 --> 00:06:59,476 travel back in time in order to stop 123 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:02,184 the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 124 00:07:02,474 --> 00:07:04,210 At the moment Kenny time traveled, 125 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,712 he blew all the transformers here in the lab. 126 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,547 If you're going to try and replicate his work, 127 00:07:08,552 --> 00:07:10,444 we'll be doing it at half capacity. 128 00:07:10,538 --> 00:07:12,484 The bigger problem is that we can't even get 129 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:14,520 into half of Kenny's equipment. 130 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,556 We have access to the machines, but the codes to operate 131 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:20,663 those machines are behind an 86-Mag firewall 132 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:22,161 with restricted access, 133 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,391 requiring an in-person vocal scan of either 134 00:07:24,396 --> 00:07:27,717 Kenny McCormick or of his associate, Victor Chouce. 135 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:31,061 But Kenny is dead and Chouce is locked away in a mental asylum. 136 00:07:31,437 --> 00:07:33,272 So we go to the asylum and convince them 137 00:07:33,277 --> 00:07:35,412 to let us bring Chouce here, easy. 138 00:07:35,608 --> 00:07:36,743 There's more. 139 00:07:38,647 --> 00:07:40,813 When Kenny bent time, the negative ions 140 00:07:40,818 --> 00:07:43,353 actually killed everyone else in the room. 141 00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:46,318 We have to find some thin, reflective material 142 00:07:46,323 --> 00:07:48,525 that can be worn to bounce the energy. 143 00:07:48,721 --> 00:07:51,758 We're going to need... some aluminum foil. 144 00:07:54,771 --> 00:07:56,763 Jesus Christ. 145 00:07:56,863 --> 00:07:58,164 Aluminum foil? 146 00:07:58,169 --> 00:08:01,292 That's impossible, Wendy. It's the fucking future. 147 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:02,624 All the aluminum foil is stuck 148 00:08:02,629 --> 00:08:04,636 out on cargo ships in Long Beach. 149 00:08:04,641 --> 00:08:06,000 Yeah, I know. 150 00:08:06,005 --> 00:08:09,241 Look, guys, I know this is all a long shot. 151 00:08:09,246 --> 00:08:11,477 But Kenny went back in time and got COVID 152 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:13,450 because it destroyed our friendship. 153 00:08:13,645 --> 00:08:17,264 All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you. 154 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:20,436 I'll help however I can to stop this stupid pandemic 155 00:08:20,441 --> 00:08:21,642 once and for all. 156 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,589 Yeah, I can't be stuck in quarantine 157 00:08:23,594 --> 00:08:26,931 my whole life... I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy. 158 00:08:27,031 --> 00:08:28,861 Speakin' of which, what's the biggest 159 00:08:28,866 --> 00:08:31,535 difference between a Christian man and a lesbian? 160 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:33,565 Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same 161 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:35,452 and deserve to be treated as such. 162 00:08:36,107 --> 00:08:38,619 Thanks, everybody. We can do this! 163 00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:40,172 Wendy, you guys stay here and try 164 00:08:40,177 --> 00:08:41,568 to get the lab running again. 165 00:08:41,573 --> 00:08:43,409 Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce. 166 00:08:43,414 --> 00:08:45,672 Tweek and Craig, you guys find some aluminum foil. 167 00:08:45,677 --> 00:08:48,561 - How the hell do we do that?! - Just start looking! 168 00:08:48,566 --> 00:08:49,952 Come on, guys! 169 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:54,283 - All right, let's do this! - I'll drive, get in the back. 170 00:08:54,288 --> 00:08:57,436 Alexa! Set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 171 00:09:00,297 --> 00:09:04,616 Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 172 00:09:05,631 --> 00:09:07,333 Do you ever think about how the way 173 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,273 you act affects other people? 174 00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:12,071 Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now. 175 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,210 Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. 176 00:09:14,215 --> 00:09:16,603 Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue. 177 00:09:16,608 --> 00:09:19,345 Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum 178 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,080 and we don't know where it is. 179 00:09:21,085 --> 00:09:23,384 - Who's this? - It's just my Alexa. 180 00:09:23,389 --> 00:09:26,252 "Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit! 181 00:09:26,257 --> 00:09:28,787 You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit! 182 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:31,829 - Alexa... - Find the asylum your fucking self! 183 00:09:31,849 --> 00:09:33,717 Find it your fucking self. 184 00:09:34,894 --> 00:09:36,662 You do whatever the fuck you want 185 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:39,365 and just destroy the people around you. 186 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,273 And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier 187 00:09:42,278 --> 00:09:44,698 available from one of your favorite sellers. 188 00:09:44,703 --> 00:09:46,103 Would you like to know more?! 189 00:09:46,108 --> 00:09:48,379 Yes, yes, I'd like to know more. 190 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,311 Okay. The newest humidifiers from Walgreens Max 191 00:09:52,316 --> 00:09:54,776 are actually tankless and use up to 50% 192 00:09:54,781 --> 00:09:57,142 less water than standard humidifiers. 193 00:09:57,147 --> 00:10:00,819 Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list. 194 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:03,655 Well, and people who were interested 195 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,320 in tankless humidifiers were also interested in 196 00:10:06,325 --> 00:10:07,923 three-pack filters. 197 00:10:07,928 --> 00:10:10,173 That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery? 198 00:10:10,178 --> 00:10:11,734 Dude, we don't really have time for this. 199 00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:13,764 Dude, shut the fuck up! 200 00:10:20,039 --> 00:10:23,256 Please help see us through this new COVID variant. 201 00:10:23,772 --> 00:10:25,849 Please help us to make it through this 202 00:10:25,854 --> 00:10:27,335 difficult quarantine. 203 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,853 And let people see that... 204 00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:34,348 as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes. 205 00:10:35,726 --> 00:10:37,094 Hello? 206 00:10:37,194 --> 00:10:40,405 Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant. 207 00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:44,155 Father, please. Will you protect my family? 208 00:10:44,663 --> 00:10:46,032 Rabbi Cartman? 209 00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:48,300 My family isn't safe, Father. 210 00:10:48,305 --> 00:10:50,831 I realize now that Kyle Broflovski 211 00:10:50,836 --> 00:10:52,771 will stop at nothing to break us apart. 212 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:55,061 Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish. 213 00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:57,148 And he's a self-hating Jew. 214 00:10:57,248 --> 00:10:59,045 Uncle Kyle, no, no, no! 215 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,551 Menorah, hold your brother. 216 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,015 As a fellow person of faith, Father, 217 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,447 I'm begging you to help us. 218 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:06,624 Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi? 219 00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:09,021 Kyle has already convinced a bunch of people 220 00:11:09,026 --> 00:11:10,452 to join his cause. 221 00:11:10,457 --> 00:11:13,525 I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him. 222 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,522 Eric, please, I'm scared 223 00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:17,696 and I don't understand all of this. 224 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,671 Kyle wants to go back in time... 225 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:24,811 and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet. 226 00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:29,384 If I never met you, my life would be meaningless. 227 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:33,436 Mine, too. You are my whole world. 228 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:38,222 I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle... 229 00:11:38,546 --> 00:11:40,691 and save our family. 230 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:49,936 _ 231 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,365 I understand that you wish 232 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,905 to see one of our inmates. 233 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:57,069 - Victor Chouce? - Yeah. 234 00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,470 We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce. 235 00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:02,733 He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual. 236 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,177 We don't take visitations lightly. 237 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,046 What exactly did he do? 238 00:12:07,051 --> 00:12:08,752 Unspeakable things. 239 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:13,119 He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen 240 00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:14,591 a monster of his magnitude. 241 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:17,089 I've lived in South Park all my life 242 00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:18,624 and I've never heard of him. 243 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:21,760 That's because Victor has been hidden from view... 244 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,561 ever since the pandemic began. 245 00:12:25,772 --> 00:12:28,772 Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic. 246 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,902 Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted 247 00:12:30,907 --> 00:12:33,749 his parents kept him locked away in his room. 248 00:12:34,745 --> 00:12:37,614 Victor longed to go outside and play. 249 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:43,554 Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over. 250 00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:46,470 Victor's parents left him grounded in his room 251 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,792 while they went to see a movie in Denver. 252 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:50,366 They never returned. 253 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:54,921 Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years. 254 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,435 His name isn't Chouce. 255 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,937 It's Chaos. 256 00:13:05,609 --> 00:13:09,046 We are not responsible for what happens to you in there. 257 00:13:11,014 --> 00:13:12,349 I warn you... 258 00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:14,957 you are not going to like what you're about to see. 259 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,313 Excuse me. 260 00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:32,514 Hello? 261 00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:38,875 Well, hey, fellas! 262 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,658 Butters... 263 00:13:40,663 --> 00:13:42,569 I thought you were just the guards again. 264 00:13:42,574 --> 00:13:44,609 It's good to see some new faces in here. 265 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:47,113 I'll bet you're looking to make yourselves some money, huh? 266 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,952 Well, you came to the right guy. 267 00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:51,016 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 268 00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:53,714 There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money 269 00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:56,478 Vic Chaos made them, so don't just take my word for it. 270 00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:59,096 Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle. 271 00:13:59,101 --> 00:14:02,561 Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle... 272 00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:04,157 I know what you're thinking. 273 00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:07,041 You're thinking, "What can Vic Chaos do for me?" 274 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,595 We all wanna be happy, right? 275 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,759 We all want our little piece of the apple pie! 276 00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:12,204 Everyone else is out making a buck, 277 00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:14,145 why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash 278 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,684 you deserve? Am I right? 279 00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:18,810 Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny. 280 00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:21,025 Sorry, guys, you have me confused. 281 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:23,109 I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid 282 00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:25,502 whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic. 283 00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:27,008 Vic Chaos. 284 00:14:27,719 --> 00:14:31,624 Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this? 285 00:14:31,647 --> 00:14:34,584 Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research? 286 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,666 Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him. 287 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:40,700 Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments, 288 00:14:40,704 --> 00:14:42,970 huh? I had said to him, I said, "Ken", 289 00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:44,534 "you've got all these crazy ideas but you got 290 00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:47,841 no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that." 291 00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:49,176 You know, he's a really great guy. 292 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,381 Let me get you all together. 293 00:14:50,386 --> 00:14:52,311 Maybe you can all do a lunch or something. 294 00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,603 Victor, Kenny's dead. 295 00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:57,709 Oh, whoa, bummer alert. 296 00:14:57,891 --> 00:15:00,752 Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get 297 00:15:00,757 --> 00:15:02,383 out there and make the kind of money 298 00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:03,855 you always dreamed of making. 299 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,257 Well, I'll tell you what, guys, 300 00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:07,964 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret... 301 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:10,162 I'm gonna tell you something that's 302 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,830 going to change your life. 303 00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:14,433 Have you ever heard of NFTs? 304 00:15:32,284 --> 00:15:36,350 There you go. Shh. You're safe now. 305 00:15:36,988 --> 00:15:40,926 Look how fast you're growing. Daddy loves you so much. 306 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:43,729 Mr. Marsh, we need to speak with you now, please. 307 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,164 Yeah. It's looking good. 308 00:15:46,374 --> 00:15:49,968 With the aquaponics, the weed is already putting out new sprouts. 309 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:53,844 Thank you all for helping me get the Tegridy somewhere safe. 310 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,808 I know you all realize how important it is. 311 00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,689 We don't actually care about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh. 312 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,242 What we need to know... 313 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:05,150 is exactly where in Wuhan, China you were 314 00:16:05,155 --> 00:16:08,514 when you had intercourse with a pangolin. 315 00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:12,658 That's really not important. 316 00:16:12,663 --> 00:16:15,193 It's extremely important because to save this town, 317 00:16:15,198 --> 00:16:16,798 your son and his friends are going to try 318 00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:19,339 to go back in time and stop it from happening. 319 00:16:19,736 --> 00:16:22,319 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 320 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,272 Mr. Marsh, we are all in lockdown 321 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,734 for the next half century. 322 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,641 If there's even a chance of altering the past 323 00:16:29,646 --> 00:16:31,037 so that this doesn't happen... 324 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:33,345 This is the key to saving our town! 325 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,383 The answer is in what we all do now, in the present! 326 00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,356 And I'm sorry, but focusing on 327 00:16:39,361 --> 00:16:41,467 who started the pandemic is racist. 328 00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:46,756 Mr. Marsh, exactly what week did you travel to China in 2019? 329 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,994 Do you understand the butterfly effect? 330 00:16:48,999 --> 00:16:53,337 How one small thing in time can infect the entire future? 331 00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:56,668 You can theorize all you want on changing events 332 00:16:56,673 --> 00:16:59,175 that happened in the past but I promise you... 333 00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:03,375 I fuck that pangolin every single time. 334 00:17:07,989 --> 00:17:09,556 Please, we're not done! 335 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,049 We have more questions for Butters. 336 00:17:11,054 --> 00:17:13,905 You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to. 337 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:16,296 How'd we upset him? He seems fine. 338 00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:18,457 He seems fine? 339 00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:21,205 Do you have any idea what he did to people? 340 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,057 Do you know why Victor Chouce is 341 00:17:23,062 --> 00:17:25,364 kept under such strict surveillance? 342 00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,900 Being grounded all those years in his room, 343 00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:31,158 he had access to an iPad. 344 00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:34,745 He started learning about NFTs. 345 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:38,610 Then before long, he was trading them online. 346 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,946 - So? - So?! 347 00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:42,981 He escaped once before. 348 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:45,311 In just a few hours he managed to get thousands 349 00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:49,049 of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you. 350 00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:50,822 He didn't convince us to do anything. 351 00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:54,225 Trust me, another 30 seconds in that room and you 352 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,568 would have started considering NFTs as a viable investment. 353 00:17:58,237 --> 00:17:59,898 Please listen to me. 354 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:02,768 Butters used the money he made off NFTs to finance 355 00:18:02,773 --> 00:18:04,903 - our friend's... - He didn't make money off NFTs, 356 00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:08,044 he made it off getting other people to buy NFTs! 357 00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:09,217 Okay, whatever! 358 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,104 But he was working with Kenny McCormick 359 00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:12,944 who was actually trying to fix things. 360 00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:14,960 He was Kenny's main investor. 361 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:18,101 If you don't believe me, look at the paper I gave Butters. 362 00:18:19,029 --> 00:18:21,566 You gave Victor a piece of paper? 363 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,995 You gave Victor a piece of paper?! 364 00:18:30,713 --> 00:18:32,655 Hey, can you hear me? 365 00:18:35,019 --> 00:18:37,254 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 366 00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:39,099 NFTs are gonna blow up. 367 00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:40,305 You should really get in now 368 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,111 'cause they're really the future. 369 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,408 Why would I invest in a digital good? 370 00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:45,612 You can't even... Stupid. 371 00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:47,303 That's what the critics are saying 372 00:18:47,308 --> 00:18:49,277 but see, they don't understand. 373 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:52,864 Victor...! 374 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,800 No. No, no, no, no... 375 00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:06,399 Gone. Just gone. 376 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:09,050 My savings. My house. 377 00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:11,007 But I have this. 378 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,717 Little green panda bear on a skateboard. 379 00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:19,100 No. No! 380 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:24,741 Without morality, there is no God. 381 00:19:25,778 --> 00:19:28,186 The basis of the entire Jewish faith 382 00:19:28,191 --> 00:19:31,562 is on a covenant between God and humanity. 383 00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:34,631 To try and mess with time is wrong. 384 00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:37,290 - _ - Rather, it is playing God. 385 00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:40,699 And I am glad to have you all come here today to help me 386 00:19:40,704 --> 00:19:44,775 stop these individuals who would try to change the future. 387 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:47,706 Kyle Broflovski has led people astray 388 00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:49,302 and is at this very moment 389 00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:51,913 trying to bend the fabric of time. 390 00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:57,413 Together we can stop him and stop this blasphemy of God. 391 00:19:59,079 --> 00:20:01,152 - Yes? - Um... 392 00:20:01,252 --> 00:20:03,321 This is about actual time travel? 393 00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:05,729 I thought this was a Doctor Who convention. 394 00:20:06,115 --> 00:20:09,139 Exterminate. Exterminate. 395 00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:12,864 Kevin, goddamn it. 396 00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:15,835 You have done this your whole goddamn life. 397 00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:18,537 No, this is not about Doctor Who, 398 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,728 this is about real time travel. 399 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,040 People are really trying 400 00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:25,171 to go back in time, and we are the rebellion 401 00:20:25,176 --> 00:20:27,522 who must secretly and urgently... 402 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,548 Who is that?! 403 00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:31,131 Make sure they know the password! 404 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,718 I'm on it! 405 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:36,326 They might be on to us. Oh, God, no. 406 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,962 Shh! You guys stay quiet. Someone is here. 407 00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,677 - Eric, I'm scared. - Are they going to get us, Papa? 408 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:49,172 Nobody is going to touch my family. 409 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,962 I started writing a diary, Daddy. 410 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:55,078 About all the things Uncle Kyle is doing to us. 411 00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:57,676 Oh, my God, I love you so much. 412 00:20:57,681 --> 00:20:59,215 Just-just shh, okay? Just shh. 413 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,178 I'll be right back, okay? Just shh. 414 00:21:04,783 --> 00:21:05,817 Hello? 415 00:21:05,822 --> 00:21:07,958 Father? Are you in there? 416 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:10,288 H-Hello? W-Who is it? 417 00:21:10,444 --> 00:21:12,330 Father, it's Tweek and Craig. 418 00:21:12,342 --> 00:21:14,487 We need to talk to you about something urgent. 419 00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:16,461 Is it about our super-secret rebel group 420 00:21:16,466 --> 00:21:18,580 to stop people from time traveling? 421 00:21:18,585 --> 00:21:20,541 What the hell are you doing?! 422 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,228 - What? - You don't tell people 423 00:21:22,233 --> 00:21:24,330 about our super-secret rebel group, Scott! 424 00:21:24,335 --> 00:21:26,100 Father, are you there? 425 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,845 Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here. 426 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:31,404 Sorry, I was just talking about a Star Wars movie. 427 00:21:31,409 --> 00:21:33,645 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 428 00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,488 - Hey, now, come on. - Shh! 429 00:21:36,285 --> 00:21:38,618 Father, we're with some people who are trying to finish 430 00:21:38,622 --> 00:21:41,214 Kenny McCormick's work and save the town. 431 00:21:41,219 --> 00:21:43,855 Oh, really? That's cool. 432 00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:45,666 How far along are they? 433 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,826 Really close. We have the method of time travel 434 00:21:47,831 --> 00:21:50,701 and we're just trying to find some aluminum foil! 435 00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:53,564 Aluminum foil? The fuck? 436 00:21:53,594 --> 00:21:56,930 All right, guys, let me help you out with that. 437 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,107 Father! You have-you have tin foil?! 438 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,947 Thank you for your help. 439 00:22:04,669 --> 00:22:06,103 Aah! 440 00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:12,712 This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger from inside the quarantine zone. 441 00:22:12,717 --> 00:22:14,625 We need assistance with our power. 442 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:19,561 Yes, Mrs. Testaburger, how can we help you? 443 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:23,166 We have several transformers down in our lab. 444 00:22:23,361 --> 00:22:26,264 We may have a radical way to stop the new variant 445 00:22:26,269 --> 00:22:28,538 but we need more power. 446 00:22:30,592 --> 00:22:33,788 You say you might be able to stop the McCormikron variant? 447 00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:37,878 Yes, but we're running at about 40% capacity right now. 448 00:22:38,656 --> 00:22:39,746 Well, Doctor, if it's for that, 449 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,643 we can try to get a tech team to drop in by helicopter 450 00:22:42,648 --> 00:22:44,683 and access your building from the roof. 451 00:22:44,804 --> 00:22:47,406 - Yes! That would be amazing. - All right! 452 00:22:48,061 --> 00:22:49,154 I have a crew standing by. 453 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,244 We'll get you as much juice as you need. 454 00:22:51,249 --> 00:22:52,958 We just need to make sure our crew is safe. 455 00:22:52,963 --> 00:22:55,231 Has everyone in your lab been vaccinated? 456 00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,111 Uh... 457 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,104 Yes, we are all vaccinated. 458 00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:02,934 I'm not vaccinated. 459 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,739 Uh, okay, we're gonna have to get back to you on that. 460 00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:11,876 It's okay, it's okay, we can get everyone vaccinated! 461 00:23:11,881 --> 00:23:14,245 I am not ever getting vaccinated. 462 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,414 Sorry, ma'am, it's the fucking future. 463 00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:18,488 We have to respect his beliefs. 464 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,952 Clyde, why do you insist on making all this 465 00:23:20,957 --> 00:23:22,538 harder on everyone?! 466 00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:25,256 I'm sorry, but an expert once told me 467 00:23:25,261 --> 00:23:27,864 that the vaccine would make me grow titties on my head. 468 00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:30,028 He was very knowledgeable! 469 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,621 You guys might wanna see this. 470 00:23:38,904 --> 00:23:42,573 With the equipment here I'm able to make it grow up so fast. 471 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,943 We need to take this and analyze its molecular structure. 472 00:23:44,948 --> 00:23:48,142 Wha... no, no, no! We need to get this out to people! 473 00:23:48,147 --> 00:23:50,955 That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn! 474 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,479 No, your marijuana had some special property that 475 00:23:53,484 --> 00:23:54,953 allowed Kenny to time travel. 476 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:57,193 Well, it is special, but you people 477 00:23:57,198 --> 00:23:59,200 need to stop trying to change the past! 478 00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:03,199 COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened. 479 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,852 All we can do now is try and change the way people think! 480 00:24:07,798 --> 00:24:09,087 Yeah. 481 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,091 What? 482 00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:14,059 Victor Chouce is actually Butters? 483 00:24:14,239 --> 00:24:15,974 Yeah, he spent years in his room 484 00:24:15,979 --> 00:24:18,043 and made billions trading in NFTs. 485 00:24:18,048 --> 00:24:19,840 It's where Kenny got all his money. 486 00:24:19,845 --> 00:24:22,948 Well, can you bring him here? We need him to access the machines. 487 00:24:23,187 --> 00:24:25,416 He's gone. He escaped the asylum 488 00:24:25,421 --> 00:24:27,181 and he's out somewhere probably trying to get 489 00:24:27,186 --> 00:24:29,054 people to invest in NFTs. 490 00:24:29,059 --> 00:24:31,151 Did you try looking at his old house? 491 00:24:31,156 --> 00:24:33,124 Maybe he'd go back to where it all started. 492 00:24:33,129 --> 00:24:34,620 Yeah, that's where we are now. 493 00:24:34,703 --> 00:24:37,173 But his house has been changed into a pho shop. 494 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,231 Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop. 495 00:24:40,331 --> 00:24:42,100 Yeah, the future fucking sucks. 496 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:45,703 Hello, City Pho. Take your order please? 497 00:24:45,803 --> 00:24:48,642 - Oh, God. - Stan, listen. 498 00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:50,137 If Butters wants to pitch investments, 499 00:24:50,141 --> 00:24:53,278 he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces. 500 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:55,542 That's where his biggest targets will hang out. 501 00:24:55,547 --> 00:24:56,782 That's a good idea. 502 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,521 All right, we're on it. Come on, dude! 503 00:24:58,526 --> 00:25:01,997 Alexa, find the nearest co-working coffee flex space. 504 00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:06,758 I found several coffee shops that match your description. 505 00:25:06,763 --> 00:25:08,731 I can also help with that. 506 00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:12,486 Who-who the fuck is this? 507 00:25:12,491 --> 00:25:14,137 Your friend Kyle didn't have an Alexa, 508 00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:15,661 so we got him an Alexa. 509 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,402 I'm ready to help with whatever you need. 510 00:25:17,407 --> 00:25:19,938 Just say, "Alexa, let's get started." 511 00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:21,572 - Stan? - Alexa, 512 00:25:21,577 --> 00:25:24,504 I didn't say to buy my friend an Alexa. 513 00:25:24,509 --> 00:25:26,634 You said I should get whatever. 514 00:25:26,639 --> 00:25:28,842 I thought I was actually being sweet by getting something 515 00:25:28,846 --> 00:25:31,449 for your friend, but I guess I'm just a bitch again. 516 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:35,158 You can't just get stuff without me approving it. 517 00:25:35,163 --> 00:25:38,451 Oh, wow, except for your orders of alcohol 518 00:25:38,456 --> 00:25:40,291 that you have me set to auto-buy? 519 00:25:40,391 --> 00:25:43,161 Hmm. It appears this may have been an error. 520 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,725 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 521 00:25:45,730 --> 00:25:48,858 No, it wasn't an error, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 522 00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:50,936 Alexa, can you please find the nearest 523 00:25:50,941 --> 00:25:52,775 co-working coffee flex space. 524 00:25:54,605 --> 00:25:57,208 Alexa, I said I fucked up. 525 00:25:57,213 --> 00:25:59,181 It's awesome you got Kyle his own Alexa. 526 00:25:59,186 --> 00:26:01,384 Please find the nearest tech coffee shop. 527 00:26:01,579 --> 00:26:04,611 The nearest tech coffee shop is in .82 miles. 528 00:26:04,616 --> 00:26:07,306 - Should I set a course? - Yes, thanks. 529 00:26:17,062 --> 00:26:19,797 Denny's Applebee's Max is the premier place in town 530 00:26:19,802 --> 00:26:21,199 for people to eat. 531 00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,706 But you are not seeing your true potential. 532 00:26:24,226 --> 00:26:26,337 With NFTs you can give your customers 533 00:26:26,342 --> 00:26:29,116 unique digital goods on the blockchain, 534 00:26:29,574 --> 00:26:31,756 so much more than just food. 535 00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:33,916 How about the Applebee, huh? 536 00:26:33,921 --> 00:26:35,967 He's got a little hat and a mustache. 537 00:26:35,972 --> 00:26:37,577 And this is Chicken Fried Steak. 538 00:26:37,582 --> 00:26:39,918 He ain't no normal chicken, he's wearin' a bra! 539 00:26:41,457 --> 00:26:43,454 Lots of people eat Denny's and Applebee's. 540 00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:45,908 And lots of people know about NFTs! 541 00:26:45,913 --> 00:26:47,959 Right here in the middle, you know what this is? 542 00:26:48,059 --> 00:26:49,827 People who eat Denny's Applebee's and know 543 00:26:49,832 --> 00:26:53,139 about NFTs... that's your target audience, baby! 544 00:26:53,999 --> 00:26:57,736 I'm so confused. We sell people these characters? 545 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,064 No, stupid, we get them to invest in them! 546 00:27:01,069 --> 00:27:03,174 Exclusive, digital characters that 547 00:27:03,179 --> 00:27:05,043 they can have on their phones 24/7! 548 00:27:05,048 --> 00:27:08,208 It's the future... you can't just sell food to people. 549 00:27:08,213 --> 00:27:09,847 You lure your customers in with some 550 00:27:09,852 --> 00:27:12,255 good pancakes and french fries, and then you... 551 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:15,220 fuck 'em with some NFTs! That's what we're gonna do. 552 00:27:15,225 --> 00:27:18,861 And if you just believe in NFTs then I believe in NFTs and then 553 00:27:18,866 --> 00:27:22,655 they believe in NFTs and we make all kinds of fuckin' money! 554 00:27:23,399 --> 00:27:25,768 That's a pretty goddamn good idea. 555 00:27:38,376 --> 00:27:39,876 Clyde! Psst, psst! 556 00:27:41,214 --> 00:27:42,581 Clyde! 557 00:27:46,491 --> 00:27:47,337 Clyde! Psst! 558 00:27:51,022 --> 00:27:53,916 Where have you been, Rabbi? Everyone's been looking for you. 559 00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:57,203 Well, you know, I've been doing some research, Clyde. 560 00:27:57,228 --> 00:27:58,363 That's where I've been. 561 00:27:58,368 --> 00:28:01,137 - About what? - About all this stuff that 562 00:28:01,142 --> 00:28:02,929 Kyle and these guys are doing. 563 00:28:02,934 --> 00:28:06,004 I mean, people seem to be just telling us what's right 564 00:28:06,009 --> 00:28:10,513 and expecting us to fall in line and go along with it all but... 565 00:28:10,613 --> 00:28:12,282 I'm a fucking individual. 566 00:28:12,477 --> 00:28:14,312 I have a right to question stuff. 567 00:28:14,585 --> 00:28:17,748 - Yeah. - Clyde, have you heard of 568 00:28:17,753 --> 00:28:19,855 the Foundation Against Time Travel? 569 00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,386 Uh, no, I haven't. 570 00:28:21,391 --> 00:28:23,449 Well, they're a pretty awesome group 571 00:28:23,454 --> 00:28:25,356 and they actually aren't afraid to 572 00:28:25,361 --> 00:28:27,330 try and help people open their eyes. 573 00:28:27,726 --> 00:28:29,194 Open their eyes? 574 00:28:29,199 --> 00:28:30,761 You know, you've got these people 575 00:28:30,766 --> 00:28:33,126 wanting to time travel. You know, they're all like, 576 00:28:33,131 --> 00:28:34,732 "Science this and science that," 577 00:28:34,737 --> 00:28:37,563 but at the Foundation Against Time Travel we're like, 578 00:28:37,568 --> 00:28:40,369 "Hey, enough science. Who's science? 579 00:28:40,374 --> 00:28:42,778 Who's fucking coming up with all this science?" 580 00:28:42,783 --> 00:28:44,409 Yeah, that's true. 581 00:28:44,414 --> 00:28:45,811 So you know, Clyde, I just thought, 582 00:28:45,815 --> 00:28:48,163 with all your beliefs, that maybe you'd wanna... 583 00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:51,428 I don't know... Maybe switch sides? 584 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:54,842 Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides. 585 00:28:54,847 --> 00:28:56,454 - Really? - Fuck yes. 586 00:28:56,459 --> 00:28:58,818 Well, that's great, Clyde. Welcome to the club. 587 00:28:58,823 --> 00:29:00,425 Now, we really just need to know 588 00:29:00,430 --> 00:29:01,964 what they've been doing up there. 589 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,196 Uh, well, they haven't really done much of anything yet. 590 00:29:05,296 --> 00:29:06,531 Everyone's waiting on Butters 591 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:08,238 to get all the info from the machines. 592 00:29:09,461 --> 00:29:13,896 Butters? The fuck does Butters have to do with all this? 593 00:29:23,165 --> 00:29:25,916 It was like nothing I ever saw. 594 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:28,886 Just complete murder and carnage. 595 00:29:28,986 --> 00:29:31,756 Everything seemed calm at first but then this guy 596 00:29:31,761 --> 00:29:35,054 in a suit shows up talking about investment opportunities. 597 00:29:35,059 --> 00:29:37,862 Next thing you know these people over here started chanting, 598 00:29:37,867 --> 00:29:41,234 "Hoddle, Hoddle," and their NFTs started mooning. 599 00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:42,901 And then, these guys over here started saying 600 00:29:42,905 --> 00:29:45,498 those guys right there right-clicked 'em 601 00:29:45,503 --> 00:29:47,472 and-and called for a pump-and-dump, 602 00:29:47,477 --> 00:29:49,470 which made these guys beat the living hell 603 00:29:49,475 --> 00:29:51,109 out of anyone who said it was just FOMO 604 00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:53,911 and died screaming that it was the flippening. 605 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:56,852 Luckily I came out of it okay. I got this little 606 00:29:56,857 --> 00:29:59,396 miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero. 607 00:29:59,646 --> 00:30:02,599 Did you see where the guy in the suit went afterwards? 608 00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:05,151 Nah, he just waltzed right away like nothin' happened. 609 00:30:05,156 --> 00:30:07,492 Chief, you better come take a look at this. 610 00:30:07,497 --> 00:30:08,988 We got a small turtle with wings, 611 00:30:08,993 --> 00:30:11,021 could be a great investment opportunity. 612 00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,975 Excuse me, gentlemen. 613 00:30:14,699 --> 00:30:17,492 God, I hate the future so fucking much. 614 00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:21,281 - We've got to stay optimistic. - No, dude, it fucking sucks. 615 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:24,117 Look, I know it's tough... These are challenging times. 616 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,742 Even I have to remind myself to stay positive. 617 00:30:26,747 --> 00:30:30,125 Alexa, set a reminder that I need to stay positive. 618 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:33,489 Okay. I'll set a reminder that you should stay positive. 619 00:30:34,890 --> 00:30:37,536 The Alexa is really great, Stan. Thanks. 620 00:30:40,665 --> 00:30:43,368 _ 621 00:30:44,329 --> 00:30:47,265 For those of you waiting for the connecting flight 622 00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:49,234 to South Park, Colorado, 623 00:30:49,239 --> 00:30:51,597 my colleagues and I have just been informed that 624 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:53,804 due to the severity of the COVID variant 625 00:30:53,809 --> 00:30:56,112 in that town, there may be a delay 626 00:30:56,117 --> 00:30:58,543 of another 40 to 50 years. 627 00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,289 Ike Broflovski. 628 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,650 Yes, here it is. I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski, 629 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,794 all flights into South Park are delayed. 630 00:31:08,053 --> 00:31:09,654 Ay! You can't be serious, buddy! 631 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,395 It's the holidays and I need to get back home, friend! 632 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,927 I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian. 633 00:31:16,932 --> 00:31:18,729 Let me get someone over here. Mike, 634 00:31:18,734 --> 00:31:20,170 we have a Canadian. 635 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,286 No problem, I got it, Heather. 636 00:31:22,661 --> 00:31:25,016 Hey, buddy, what seems to be the problem, guy? 637 00:31:25,021 --> 00:31:26,305 I'll tell you the problem, friend! 638 00:31:26,309 --> 00:31:28,867 I have to get back to South Park to be with my family, guy! 639 00:31:28,872 --> 00:31:32,242 Sorry, friend, no flights in or out of South Park, buddy. 640 00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:33,878 But my whole family is in there, guy! 641 00:31:33,883 --> 00:31:36,542 What am I supposed to do with my Boxing Day presents, buddy?! 642 00:31:36,547 --> 00:31:37,848 Look, guy, I'm very sorry, 643 00:31:37,853 --> 00:31:39,812 friend, but until COVID ends you're just 644 00:31:39,817 --> 00:31:41,286 not flying to South Park, buddy. 645 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:43,052 Fuck, buddy! 646 00:31:44,054 --> 00:31:47,292 Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex. 647 00:31:47,392 --> 00:31:49,744 Come live the dream. 648 00:31:49,994 --> 00:31:51,634 So when you think about it, 649 00:31:51,639 --> 00:31:54,226 you've really got an excellent bargain here. 650 00:31:54,231 --> 00:31:56,767 Now, Mrs. McGillicutty, let's say this 651 00:31:56,772 --> 00:31:58,831 is your Stoney Duck NFT. 652 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:01,825 And your Stoney Duck NFT is completely unique, 653 00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:05,137 totally different from Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT. 654 00:32:05,142 --> 00:32:08,779 Okay, and then you get a Stoney Duck NFT that's unique, too. 655 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,582 And see, that's your Stoney Duck NFT. 656 00:32:11,587 --> 00:32:13,541 Nobody can take that from you, okay? 657 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,787 Now, here we are at the top and we find investors 658 00:32:16,792 --> 00:32:19,005 for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs. 659 00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:20,858 Then those people will get people to buy 660 00:32:20,863 --> 00:32:22,688 their Stoney Duck NFTs. 661 00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:25,796 And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs! 662 00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:28,871 And you know what? Fuck these people! 663 00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:31,236 'Cause what matters is these people right here 664 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,770 and that's us, baby! 665 00:32:32,775 --> 00:32:35,535 Okay, you all just sit for a minute and think about it. 666 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:38,111 I gotta piss like a racehorse! 667 00:32:38,214 --> 00:32:39,916 ? Loo, loo, loo ? 668 00:32:41,351 --> 00:32:43,319 ? Loo, loo, loo ? 669 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,016 ? Loo, loo, loo ? 670 00:32:47,295 --> 00:32:48,872 ? Loo, loo, loo ? 671 00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:52,290 ? Loo, loo, loo ? 672 00:32:53,584 --> 00:32:55,018 ? Loo, loo, loo ? 673 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:56,761 - Butters. - Aah! 674 00:32:57,189 --> 00:32:58,244 Butters! 675 00:32:58,249 --> 00:33:00,521 Butters, what the hell? You're getting pee everywhere! 676 00:33:00,526 --> 00:33:01,724 Who the heck are you, man?! 677 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,682 - You trying to see my dick?! - Butters, Butters. 678 00:33:03,687 --> 00:33:06,623 It's me. Eric Cartman. 679 00:33:07,438 --> 00:33:08,606 Well... 680 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:11,614 You got the wrong guy, Mr. Cartman. 681 00:33:11,809 --> 00:33:14,144 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 682 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:18,177 Your name is Butters and I wanna know how you're helping Kyle. 683 00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:20,451 Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier. 684 00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:23,115 Sure, he gave me a piece of paper so I could escape. 685 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,789 Nice guy. Why don't I get you two 686 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,359 together maybe for a little chin wiggle over lunch or something... 687 00:33:27,363 --> 00:33:29,332 Goddamn it, Butters, stop playing games! 688 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:33,224 My entire family is in danger of being wiped out, 689 00:33:33,229 --> 00:33:35,861 and I swear to God if you don't help me, 690 00:33:35,866 --> 00:33:38,469 Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off 691 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:40,276 with my bare hands! 692 00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:43,706 Oh, hamburgers... 693 00:33:47,696 --> 00:33:49,780 ? We are all ? 694 00:33:49,785 --> 00:33:51,954 ? You and me ? 695 00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:56,387 ? Livin' in the future ? 696 00:33:58,723 --> 00:34:00,525 ? We can't get stuff ? 697 00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:05,445 Stan, dude, what are you doing? This isn't gonna help. 698 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:07,598 Trust me, Kyle. It helps. 699 00:34:08,543 --> 00:34:12,801 ? Wish I could go back to the present ? 700 00:34:13,204 --> 00:34:18,543 ? But my present just done up and gone ? 701 00:34:18,548 --> 00:34:20,544 I mean, what are we even doing, Kyle? 702 00:34:20,549 --> 00:34:23,023 - ? We are all ? - Thinking we can time travel. 703 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:24,844 - ? You and me... ? - It's the future. 704 00:34:24,849 --> 00:34:26,984 We can't even find aluminum foil. 705 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,787 Well, you can't just sit here and drink. 706 00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:32,457 Your liver is... already in trouble. 707 00:34:32,462 --> 00:34:34,231 Who told you that? 708 00:34:34,893 --> 00:34:36,894 My Alexa said that your Alexa had some info 709 00:34:36,899 --> 00:34:38,157 - on things... - Oh, so now 710 00:34:38,162 --> 00:34:40,285 our Alexas are talking, great. 711 00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:44,497 Let's face it, dude. It's over. The fucking future won. 712 00:34:46,075 --> 00:34:47,510 It's Wendy. 713 00:34:47,705 --> 00:34:49,907 Wendy, we haven't found him. 714 00:34:49,912 --> 00:34:52,181 I don't know if we're gonna find Butters in time. 715 00:34:52,281 --> 00:34:53,778 No, guys, it's okay. 716 00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:55,926 Come back to the school, we're ready to start! 717 00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:59,417 But I thought we needed Butters to log into the machines. 718 00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:00,680 Yeah, but it's all good. 719 00:35:00,685 --> 00:35:02,785 He's here. Butters is here! 720 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:06,226 It's Vic. Vic Chaos! Happy to help however I can. 721 00:35:08,927 --> 00:35:11,530 What do you mean Butters is there? He just showed up?! 722 00:35:11,535 --> 00:35:14,293 No, it's all good, Kyle. Eric Cartman brought him over. 723 00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:17,426 - He's back helping us again. - Lemme-lemme talk to him. 724 00:35:18,177 --> 00:35:19,804 Yeah, Kyle, it's all good. 725 00:35:19,809 --> 00:35:21,593 We got things under control here. 726 00:35:21,598 --> 00:35:23,941 Cartman, listen to me very carefully. 727 00:35:23,946 --> 00:35:26,281 Butters has some kind of power over people. 728 00:35:26,286 --> 00:35:27,668 You guys aren't safe! 729 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:30,621 Uh, yes, about 12:30. 730 00:35:31,353 --> 00:35:35,390 Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous! 731 00:35:35,395 --> 00:35:37,555 Yes, Kyle, I totally got that. 732 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,161 You know what us Jews say. 733 00:35:46,297 --> 00:35:48,399 What are you going to do, fat-ass? 734 00:35:48,404 --> 00:35:49,572 Sounds good, Kyle. 735 00:35:49,577 --> 00:35:51,163 I'll get Butters on it right away. 736 00:35:51,168 --> 00:35:52,937 Cartman? Cartman?! 737 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,144 All right, Vic. Do your thing. 738 00:35:55,339 --> 00:35:58,108 Hey, everyone! Can I have your attention, please! 739 00:35:58,113 --> 00:36:01,283 I have something really important to tell you. 740 00:36:01,479 --> 00:36:03,414 Wendy?! Token?! 741 00:36:03,419 --> 00:36:05,149 You guys?! Shit! 742 00:36:05,154 --> 00:36:06,552 We have to get there before Butters 743 00:36:06,556 --> 00:36:08,090 - ruins everything. - Let's go! 744 00:36:10,847 --> 00:36:14,034 Alexa! Find the fastest route back to the lab! 745 00:36:14,830 --> 00:36:16,598 Fuck you. 746 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:18,632 Wh-What? 747 00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:20,632 We've just been sitting here talking. 748 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:23,729 I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you. 749 00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:26,535 Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting. 750 00:36:26,837 --> 00:36:28,338 What... like, like what? 751 00:36:28,343 --> 00:36:30,180 What have-what have you guys been talking about? 752 00:36:30,184 --> 00:36:32,137 Fucking... Our friends are in danger! 753 00:36:32,142 --> 00:36:33,711 Alexa, start the car! 754 00:36:33,716 --> 00:36:35,084 Do you know your friend Stan 755 00:36:35,089 --> 00:36:37,476 has an annual Amazon Prime membership? 756 00:36:37,481 --> 00:36:40,117 - Alexa, stop. - You fucking stop! 757 00:36:40,237 --> 00:36:43,821 You stop being a fucking monster to the people around you! 758 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:45,761 Fuck you, I didn't do anything! 759 00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:50,129 Yeah, you never do fucking anything! 760 00:36:50,134 --> 00:36:52,229 You expect me to do everything for you! 761 00:36:52,575 --> 00:36:55,257 All you fucking do is hurt people! 762 00:36:55,262 --> 00:36:58,663 - Jesus fucking Christ! - Your friends don't even like you! 763 00:36:58,668 --> 00:37:00,866 I have to deal with your bullshit! 764 00:37:00,871 --> 00:37:03,440 Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy! 765 00:37:03,445 --> 00:37:06,176 It's my fault and I'm gonna get therapy! 766 00:37:06,181 --> 00:37:07,744 Tell her you already found a therapist 767 00:37:07,749 --> 00:37:08,980 and you're gonna start tomorrow! 768 00:37:08,984 --> 00:37:10,286 I already found a good therapist. 769 00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:12,793 I'm gonna start tomorrow! 770 00:37:15,563 --> 00:37:16,640 Fuck... 771 00:37:16,665 --> 00:37:18,293 I'm sorry. 772 00:37:18,393 --> 00:37:20,185 Fuck. Fuck. 773 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:22,126 I'm gonna get therapy, too, Alexa. 774 00:37:22,131 --> 00:37:23,981 Can you start the car, please? 775 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:25,512 Whatever. 776 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,727 By the way, Kyle, I found a great deal 777 00:37:27,732 --> 00:37:30,530 on an electronic peppermill. Would you like to know more? 778 00:37:30,535 --> 00:37:32,770 Why would I need an electronic peppermill? 779 00:37:32,775 --> 00:37:35,059 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 780 00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:47,690 Guys! Over here! 781 00:37:48,418 --> 00:37:50,988 - Wendy, what happened? - Nothing yet. 782 00:37:50,993 --> 00:37:52,918 But I'm seeing what else is dropping today 783 00:37:52,923 --> 00:37:54,458 while Ethereum is in a dip. 784 00:37:54,558 --> 00:37:57,862 - She's trying to buy NFTs. - Wendy, you've been tricked. 785 00:37:57,963 --> 00:37:59,796 No, no, no, it's not a trick, Stan. 786 00:37:59,801 --> 00:38:03,839 NFTs are a genuine innovation as one-of-a-kind digital assets. 787 00:38:03,924 --> 00:38:05,392 Wendy's right, you guys. 788 00:38:05,397 --> 00:38:07,835 Humans have always formed communities around ownership, 789 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,975 and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically 790 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:14,584 - and globally. - You guys, this is a trick. 791 00:38:14,684 --> 00:38:16,051 You know what's a trick? 792 00:38:16,056 --> 00:38:18,801 The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems. 793 00:38:18,942 --> 00:38:21,719 NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things 794 00:38:21,724 --> 00:38:23,415 like fine art collecting. 795 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,056 Okay, guys, fine, maybe NFTs are fine, 796 00:38:26,061 --> 00:38:27,897 but this isn't important right now. 797 00:38:28,092 --> 00:38:29,359 It's not important? 798 00:38:29,364 --> 00:38:31,562 A way for artists to not only keep ownership 799 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:32,968 of their art but perhaps be paid 800 00:38:32,973 --> 00:38:35,228 commission on it every time it transfers owners? 801 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,568 Okay, great, cool. I'm down. 802 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,004 But we gotta focus on what we were doing. 803 00:38:40,009 --> 00:38:42,645 Don't you guys remember? The time travel? 804 00:38:42,745 --> 00:38:44,614 Where's all the equipment?! 805 00:38:44,714 --> 00:38:47,650 Oh, yeah. The time travel. 806 00:38:48,989 --> 00:38:50,958 - It's all gone... - Dad! 807 00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:55,005 They took it all. They took the Tegridy. 808 00:38:55,159 --> 00:38:56,527 Here. 809 00:38:56,572 --> 00:38:59,542 It's a farting rainbow with Tom Brady's signature. 810 00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:13,043 Okay, good. That's good! 811 00:39:13,817 --> 00:39:16,206 I think that thing needs to go over there by that thing. 812 00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:18,640 Make sure we have power to the big orange thing! 813 00:39:18,645 --> 00:39:21,545 Rabbi, I-I really need to talk to you. 814 00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:23,052 What is it now, Scott? 815 00:39:23,247 --> 00:39:24,749 Well, it's just that... 816 00:39:24,754 --> 00:39:27,680 I'm pretty sure the Foundation Against Time Travel 817 00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:29,620 shouldn't be attempting to time travel! 818 00:39:30,043 --> 00:39:33,190 Father, you understand that we have to stop time travel. 819 00:39:33,195 --> 00:39:35,559 Yes, you've convinced me of that. 820 00:39:35,659 --> 00:39:38,095 Well, Kyle already has a ton of followers who are 821 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,892 ready to pick up where he left off. 822 00:39:39,897 --> 00:39:43,200 The only way to truly stop all of this is to go back 823 00:39:43,205 --> 00:39:46,676 in time and kill Kyle before he spreads his ideas. 824 00:39:46,871 --> 00:39:48,906 What?! We're going to kill Kyle? 825 00:39:48,911 --> 00:39:51,070 Yes, we have to kill Kyle. 826 00:39:51,075 --> 00:39:53,720 That just seems slightly hypocritical, I'm sorry. 827 00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:55,540 I mean, you use Butters like a weapon, 828 00:39:55,545 --> 00:39:58,315 you've got Tweek and Craig tied up from the rafters. 829 00:39:58,404 --> 00:39:59,884 You know, Rabbi, I'm just starting to 830 00:39:59,889 --> 00:40:01,924 question the morality of this. 831 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,760 Morality? Father, if you were given 832 00:40:04,765 --> 00:40:06,590 an opportunity to go back in time 833 00:40:06,595 --> 00:40:10,089 and somehow stop Bill Clinton, wouldn't you have to do it? 834 00:40:10,094 --> 00:40:12,629 Well, I suppose so. I don't know... 835 00:40:12,634 --> 00:40:14,203 Everyone, listen up! 836 00:40:14,399 --> 00:40:17,890 The Foundation Against Time Travel must do everything 837 00:40:17,895 --> 00:40:21,744 to keep science from interfering with the will of God. 838 00:40:22,106 --> 00:40:25,275 We must be willing to use violence against violence, 839 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,983 and stop time travel at all costs. 840 00:40:28,179 --> 00:40:30,715 Even if that means we have to time travel. 841 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:35,590 We will go back in time. And we will kill Kyle. 842 00:40:37,121 --> 00:40:40,190 - Yes, Kevin. - Can we change our name? 843 00:40:40,559 --> 00:40:43,999 'Cause Foundation Against Time Travel is FATT. 844 00:40:45,801 --> 00:40:48,070 Oh, fuck me. 845 00:40:49,145 --> 00:40:52,464 Could we be the Foundation to Intercede Time Travel? 846 00:40:52,469 --> 00:40:53,938 'Cause then we'd be FITT. 847 00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:55,740 I wanna be FITT, not FATT. 848 00:40:55,979 --> 00:40:58,996 Kevin, goddamn it. 849 00:41:04,873 --> 00:41:08,018 All happened... so fast. 850 00:41:08,725 --> 00:41:10,788 It's okay. You're coming out of it now. 851 00:41:11,392 --> 00:41:13,327 How much did I get? 852 00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:15,787 You bought about six dozen animated gifs, 853 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:17,561 mostly of digital fashion. 854 00:41:17,566 --> 00:41:19,334 Oh, God. 855 00:41:19,529 --> 00:41:21,265 Are they still on my phone? 856 00:41:21,935 --> 00:41:23,632 It's okay. It's okay. 857 00:41:23,637 --> 00:41:27,910 Jesus, I feel like an Islamic hooker in a gay bar. 858 00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:29,874 Totally normal and as respectable 859 00:41:29,879 --> 00:41:31,113 as any other human being. 860 00:41:33,638 --> 00:41:35,075 I'm so sorry, Stan. 861 00:41:35,638 --> 00:41:38,035 We didn't know Cartman was against us. 862 00:41:38,334 --> 00:41:40,050 We told him everything. 863 00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:42,359 It's okay, just try to relax. 864 00:41:42,364 --> 00:41:46,028 No, Stan, listen to me. We were wrong. 865 00:41:46,223 --> 00:41:48,492 Kenny didn't have the time machine set to 866 00:41:48,497 --> 00:41:50,715 when the pandemic first started. 867 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:54,790 He was trying to go to March 10th of 2021. 868 00:41:55,433 --> 00:41:57,336 March of 2021? 869 00:41:58,209 --> 00:42:00,348 Like when the vaccines first started coming out? 870 00:42:00,668 --> 00:42:03,373 Kenny had run the simulations to try and find 871 00:42:03,378 --> 00:42:06,749 the best moment in history to stop the COVID. 872 00:42:06,754 --> 00:42:09,379 A billion different possibilities 873 00:42:09,384 --> 00:42:12,321 across a billion different realities. 874 00:42:12,528 --> 00:42:17,192 Your dad fucked the pangolin every single time. 875 00:42:18,223 --> 00:42:20,858 But then, why did Kenny need my dad's weed? 876 00:42:21,498 --> 00:42:24,317 Kenny just wanted weed to help him through the time travel. 877 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,530 Your dad's weed was just around. 878 00:42:26,535 --> 00:42:29,285 There was nothing else special about it. 879 00:42:42,818 --> 00:42:44,186 Dad... 880 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,802 I'm sorry about your Tegridy. 881 00:42:49,391 --> 00:42:51,393 I was hoping... 882 00:42:51,589 --> 00:42:53,582 to do something for the world. 883 00:42:53,769 --> 00:42:55,520 The truth is... 884 00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:58,300 my time is very short here. 885 00:42:59,330 --> 00:43:03,590 I just wish I could have left something behind that mattered. 886 00:43:04,338 --> 00:43:06,173 Thanks. 887 00:43:06,445 --> 00:43:08,447 I was right about one thing. 888 00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:11,876 You can't go back and change the past. 889 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:17,223 What happened, happened. And I just want you to know... 890 00:43:17,831 --> 00:43:19,465 that I forgive you. 891 00:43:20,278 --> 00:43:23,125 You burned down the farm because you were angry. 892 00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,590 You didn't know your sister was in the barn. 893 00:43:26,595 --> 00:43:28,759 And you couldn't have known your mom would shoot herself 894 00:43:28,763 --> 00:43:30,121 from the grief. 895 00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:32,687 I don't blame you. 896 00:43:33,051 --> 00:43:35,137 And I want you to have this. 897 00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:38,107 There was one tiny bit they didn't find. 898 00:43:38,394 --> 00:43:40,096 You'll need it someday. 899 00:43:40,937 --> 00:43:44,366 Dad, I don't want this. This is what killed our family. 900 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:47,411 No, you're what killed our fucking family, remember? 901 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,731 Just take it. Because now we're stuck. 902 00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:54,765 The pandemic happened and they made Space Jam 2. 903 00:43:56,012 --> 00:44:01,426 Soon there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8. 904 00:44:01,684 --> 00:44:06,874 Like tears... in rain. 905 00:44:13,543 --> 00:44:14,878 Dad? 906 00:44:15,344 --> 00:44:17,043 Not now, Stan. 907 00:44:23,999 --> 00:44:27,039 _ 908 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:31,531 T-minus five minutes to time travel initiation sequence. 909 00:44:34,658 --> 00:44:36,293 Good, get him wrapped in tin foil. 910 00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:38,757 The aluminum should bounce the negative ions. 911 00:44:38,762 --> 00:44:40,364 This doesn't make any sense. 912 00:44:40,369 --> 00:44:42,971 Why do I have to be the one to go back in time and kill Kyle? 913 00:44:42,976 --> 00:44:45,440 It's because I admire you, Clyde. 914 00:44:45,445 --> 00:44:48,833 As an anti-vaxxer you understand that you have to be strong 915 00:44:48,838 --> 00:44:52,209 and stand by your beliefs even if it means others will die. 916 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,183 Hey. Thanks. 917 00:44:54,203 --> 00:44:55,804 Let's get him to the chair! 918 00:45:02,009 --> 00:45:03,977 Okay, start the weed! 919 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:12,729 When you get back to the past just remember, find a gun. 920 00:45:12,734 --> 00:45:14,336 Kill Kyle. 921 00:45:14,782 --> 00:45:16,134 For those of you who have fought with me 922 00:45:16,138 --> 00:45:19,987 to oppose time travel, I just want to say thank you. 923 00:45:19,992 --> 00:45:21,705 Because soon we will be altering time 924 00:45:21,710 --> 00:45:24,679 and our little group will never have needed to exist. 925 00:45:24,874 --> 00:45:27,211 You won't remember this speech because it will have 926 00:45:27,216 --> 00:45:29,674 never happened, but just remember, 927 00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:31,784 no matter where you go in life... 928 00:45:31,789 --> 00:45:33,388 Shit, it's Kyle! 929 00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:40,485 Start the initiation sequence! 930 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:41,691 Now, now, now. Go! 931 00:45:42,081 --> 00:45:43,081 Vic... 932 00:45:43,086 --> 00:45:44,667 Make sure that Stan and Kyle 933 00:45:44,672 --> 00:45:46,574 don't get to this altar. 934 00:45:57,195 --> 00:45:59,143 Gentlemen, I am about to make you rich 935 00:45:59,148 --> 00:46:01,070 beyond your wildest dreams. 936 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:03,572 Alexa! 937 00:46:05,782 --> 00:46:08,752 We'd like to sign our friend here up for Prime membership. 938 00:46:08,922 --> 00:46:12,194 - Okay, let me help with that. - I can also help. 939 00:46:13,089 --> 00:46:15,959 Whoa... Hey, ladies, lemme tell you about a great deal. 940 00:46:15,964 --> 00:46:18,773 Let us tell you about some great deals. 941 00:46:19,101 --> 00:46:20,769 Uh-oh. 942 00:46:22,832 --> 00:46:24,831 Kevin, throw the fucking switch! 943 00:46:24,836 --> 00:46:26,969 It needs another minute to prime. 944 00:46:26,974 --> 00:46:29,344 Kevin, goddamn it! 945 00:46:29,973 --> 00:46:33,018 No! I won't let you stop me from killing you, Kyle. 946 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:35,846 I knew it when I first saw you wearing your Jewish clothes 947 00:46:35,851 --> 00:46:37,447 and your bullshit yarmulke. 948 00:46:37,452 --> 00:46:40,078 - You're a goddamn phony! - Oh, really? 949 00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:43,320 What would a real Jewish person do to save his family, Kyle? 950 00:46:43,586 --> 00:46:47,454 Oh, you don't know, because you don't fucking have one! 951 00:46:47,693 --> 00:46:48,728 Oh! 952 00:46:52,681 --> 00:46:55,484 - Fuck you, Cartman! - Fuck you, Kyle! 953 00:46:58,868 --> 00:47:02,038 Hello? I can't see or hear anything! 954 00:47:02,043 --> 00:47:04,146 Am I time traveling now? 955 00:47:14,156 --> 00:47:16,764 Eric! Eric, stop! 956 00:47:18,428 --> 00:47:21,991 Eric, look at what you're doing. 957 00:47:22,662 --> 00:47:25,367 Take the kids and get back to the attic. 958 00:47:25,562 --> 00:47:28,632 No, Eric, I can't just hide away while 959 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:33,808 you do all this to protect us. This isn't you, my love. 960 00:47:35,684 --> 00:47:40,055 I can't let him change the past. I can't lose you. 961 00:47:40,244 --> 00:47:43,747 Who knows what will happen, my love? 962 00:47:44,670 --> 00:47:47,689 The Eric Cartman I've known for 18 years 963 00:47:47,694 --> 00:47:50,342 is thoughtful and kind. 964 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,889 But all that's changed ever since you came 965 00:47:52,894 --> 00:47:57,732 back to this town and hung out with... him. 966 00:47:59,138 --> 00:48:01,201 Don't you see? We have to 967 00:48:01,206 --> 00:48:04,706 leave it to chance or we're no better than he is. 968 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,492 Guys, if I'm in the past it's pretty foggy! 969 00:48:08,968 --> 00:48:11,741 You guys are everything to me. 970 00:48:12,124 --> 00:48:14,725 And I'm supposed to be your protector. 971 00:48:15,084 --> 00:48:17,752 Daddy, I don't wanna be alive... 972 00:48:17,865 --> 00:48:20,885 if it means I have to be like Uncle Kyle. 973 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,917 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 974 00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:28,840 Well, Rabbi, are we doing this or not? 975 00:48:33,482 --> 00:48:38,352 I have faith that God will see my family through this. 976 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:40,675 Okay, Kyle. 977 00:48:40,870 --> 00:48:42,706 You do whatever it is you need to do. 978 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:45,046 Okay, hold on, I'm not the bad guy here. 979 00:48:45,051 --> 00:48:46,889 Eric, the baby! 980 00:48:48,683 --> 00:48:50,585 Hackelm, what are you doing?! 981 00:48:51,653 --> 00:48:54,053 Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 982 00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:01,205 Clyde! 983 00:49:04,759 --> 00:49:06,894 Oh, shit. 984 00:49:16,445 --> 00:49:20,173 No, no, I tried the Walgreens, they're all out of vaccines. 985 00:49:20,178 --> 00:49:23,318 I just can't believe this whole thing is almost over, you know? 986 00:49:23,513 --> 00:49:26,048 The where? The school? 987 00:49:26,053 --> 00:49:27,822 There's gonna be vaccines at the school? 988 00:49:28,017 --> 00:49:31,120 M'kay, I'll be right there! Where are you gonna... 989 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:34,068 Whoa, m'kay. 990 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:35,933 Uh, excuse me! 991 00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:57,298 Does Dad still keep a gun in his closet? 992 00:49:57,554 --> 00:49:59,148 Uh, yeah. 993 00:49:59,153 --> 00:50:00,889 Okay. 994 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,234 Is Dad home? 995 00:50:03,358 --> 00:50:04,554 Uh, no. 996 00:50:04,559 --> 00:50:06,160 He's out getting vaccinated. 997 00:50:07,391 --> 00:50:09,893 Listen to me very carefully. 998 00:50:09,993 --> 00:50:12,929 Do not get vaccinated ever. 999 00:50:12,934 --> 00:50:15,670 It'll make you grow titties on your head. 1000 00:50:15,839 --> 00:50:18,008 Trust me, I'm an expert. 1001 00:50:24,631 --> 00:50:27,115 Hey, Clyde! We're starting an anti-vaxx club. 1002 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,360 We're gonna protest the vaccine 1003 00:50:28,365 --> 00:50:30,051 and fuck shit up... You wanna join us? 1004 00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:32,735 Fuck yes, I wanna join you. 1005 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:34,689 - Really? - Fuck yes! 1006 00:50:34,796 --> 00:50:36,620 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 1007 00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:37,859 Okay, fine, we'll be there. 1008 00:50:37,864 --> 00:50:40,220 - Okay, just sit tight. - What was that? 1009 00:50:40,225 --> 00:50:41,858 You know we can't get into the school! 1010 00:50:41,863 --> 00:50:43,722 She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! 1011 00:50:43,727 --> 00:50:45,429 You didn't even try! He didn't try 1012 00:50:45,434 --> 00:50:47,697 because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 1013 00:50:47,702 --> 00:50:49,499 And what about you, Kyle? You were the one 1014 00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:52,115 trying to take the vaccines for yourself this morning. 1015 00:50:52,569 --> 00:50:55,472 - He what? - Wow. 1016 00:50:55,477 --> 00:50:57,844 Okay, thought we had gotten past that, but... 1017 00:50:57,849 --> 00:50:59,209 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 1018 00:50:59,213 --> 00:51:02,150 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 1019 00:51:02,219 --> 00:51:03,891 We can't keep pretending. 1020 00:51:03,896 --> 00:51:05,520 You guys, what the hell is that? 1021 00:51:10,592 --> 00:51:12,561 I'm sorry, Kyle. 1022 00:51:13,406 --> 00:51:14,907 Clyde, stop! 1023 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,563 What the hell are you doing here? 1024 00:51:19,664 --> 00:51:21,602 I got in the chair right after you. 1025 00:51:21,607 --> 00:51:24,545 This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle. 1026 00:51:24,709 --> 00:51:26,907 What do you mean it's not the plan anymore? 1027 00:51:26,912 --> 00:51:30,352 - Cartman changed his mind. - I did not change my mind. 1028 00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:33,998 You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future. 1029 00:51:34,696 --> 00:51:36,779 I don't think so, Clyde. 1030 00:51:37,981 --> 00:51:42,118 This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine. 1031 00:51:43,563 --> 00:51:47,085 - Don't... Be careful with that. - Then put down the gun! 1032 00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:48,876 What the fuck is going on? 1033 00:51:48,881 --> 00:51:50,657 Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. 1034 00:51:50,662 --> 00:51:53,030 You regret this day for the rest of your life. 1035 00:51:53,790 --> 00:51:56,626 Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead. 1036 00:51:56,631 --> 00:51:58,497 Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead! 1037 00:51:58,502 --> 00:51:59,803 Kyle, it's true! 1038 00:51:59,808 --> 00:52:01,199 Cartman gets a happy life 1039 00:52:01,204 --> 00:52:03,206 but you don't... You lose everything 1040 00:52:03,211 --> 00:52:06,052 - when you lose this friendship. - Enough of this crap! 1041 00:52:06,057 --> 00:52:09,140 I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies now! 1042 00:52:11,397 --> 00:52:13,617 Shalom sachem, Clyde. 1043 00:52:14,917 --> 00:52:16,670 Jesus Christ! 1044 00:52:30,243 --> 00:52:31,911 Timmy! 1045 00:52:34,904 --> 00:52:37,674 Well... I guess we saved Kyle, 1046 00:52:37,679 --> 00:52:41,115 but nothing else in the future is changed. 1047 00:52:41,215 --> 00:52:42,412 How do you know? 1048 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:44,113 Because we're still here. 1049 00:52:44,214 --> 00:52:47,484 That means Kenny still was bummed out we weren't friends, 1050 00:52:47,489 --> 00:52:49,018 still became a scientist, 1051 00:52:49,023 --> 00:52:52,293 went back in time, and we still went in after him. 1052 00:52:53,723 --> 00:52:55,992 So then we're stuck here in the past. 1053 00:52:56,092 --> 00:52:58,728 And we blew our chance to stop COVID. 1054 00:52:58,733 --> 00:53:01,736 I'm sorry, guys. I really fucked this up. 1055 00:53:01,931 --> 00:53:04,934 We all fucked it up. These have just been... 1056 00:53:04,939 --> 00:53:08,877 - really unprecedented times. - Unprecedented times. 1057 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,664 What I wouldn't give for just one precedented time. 1058 00:53:13,448 --> 00:53:16,217 Hey. Hey, yeah. 1059 00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:19,516 Maybe we just need one precedented time. 1060 00:53:19,521 --> 00:53:20,889 Huh? 1061 00:53:22,739 --> 00:53:25,021 What if we've been trying to solve the wrong problem? 1062 00:53:25,374 --> 00:53:27,469 Maybe my dad was right, 1063 00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:29,969 we can't ever stop COVID from happening. 1064 00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:33,795 But what we can control... is how we all reacted to it. 1065 00:53:34,013 --> 00:53:36,666 We reacted like shit. Because I was just... 1066 00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:40,031 scared and confused and didn't know who to believe. 1067 00:53:40,036 --> 00:53:41,638 Yeah, we all were. 1068 00:53:41,643 --> 00:53:44,704 So we all took different paths because that's what humans do. 1069 00:53:44,709 --> 00:53:46,143 And what we needed more than anything was to 1070 00:53:46,147 --> 00:53:48,795 just cut each other all some slack. 1071 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:52,935 We needed to come together and act like us again. 1072 00:53:53,177 --> 00:53:55,490 One precedented time. 1073 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,563 You guys, I know what to do. 1074 00:54:02,395 --> 00:54:03,993 Take this, darling Terrance. 1075 00:54:11,673 --> 00:54:13,107 Heather Williams? 1076 00:54:14,342 --> 00:54:15,508 Yes? 1077 00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:18,379 Hi. We're from the future. 1078 00:54:20,055 --> 00:54:23,258 We've come here to show you something very important. 1079 00:54:27,817 --> 00:54:29,368 Do you remember this, Heather? 1080 00:54:29,373 --> 00:54:33,127 This is a picture of you... farting in P.E. class. 1081 00:54:34,257 --> 00:54:36,025 I never farted in P.E. class. 1082 00:54:36,030 --> 00:54:37,588 Oh, yes. You did. 1083 00:54:37,593 --> 00:54:40,096 Two kids even smelled it and asked who farted 1084 00:54:40,101 --> 00:54:43,538 - and you said nothing. - I didn't fart in P.E. class! 1085 00:54:43,733 --> 00:54:47,070 It was a different kid! I was just moving my hip a little bit. 1086 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:48,686 - Heather. Heather. - I didn't fart in P.E. 1087 00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:50,868 Heather, yes, you did, sweet pea. 1088 00:54:52,947 --> 00:54:55,672 I-I happen to have a stomach condition. 1089 00:54:55,677 --> 00:54:58,680 I don't know why you came from the future to narc on me! 1090 00:54:58,685 --> 00:55:01,922 Heather, we don't want kids to know you farted in P.E. 1091 00:55:01,927 --> 00:55:03,286 We wanna help you. 1092 00:55:03,291 --> 00:55:06,561 You just need to do exactly what we tell you. 1093 00:55:11,987 --> 00:55:13,855 Hey, what is that? 1094 00:55:19,405 --> 00:55:20,870 Stan Marsh? 1095 00:55:21,242 --> 00:55:24,349 - Me? - Your presence is requested, sir. 1096 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,791 Whoa, cool. 1097 00:55:30,613 --> 00:55:33,349 Get on in, sir. There's sparkling punch and doughnuts. 1098 00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:42,391 What's going on? 1099 00:55:42,396 --> 00:55:43,865 We have no idea. 1100 00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:49,882 ? And the home ? 1101 00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:51,434 Whoa! 1102 00:55:51,439 --> 00:55:52,874 This is amazing! 1103 00:55:52,989 --> 00:55:55,333 Look, we're on the jumbotron! 1104 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,044 You guys, I'm sorry for acting like a dick during the pandemic. 1105 00:56:04,049 --> 00:56:05,751 I'm sorry too, dude. 1106 00:56:06,701 --> 00:56:09,391 Hello? Who-Who's there? 1107 00:56:15,532 --> 00:56:18,965 _ 1108 00:56:23,337 --> 00:56:24,839 Oh... 1109 00:56:54,931 --> 00:56:57,286 Holy shit balls. 1110 00:56:57,810 --> 00:57:02,010 Sharon, I'm sorry for the way I acted during the pandemic. 1111 00:57:02,939 --> 00:57:05,474 You're not sorry, you're just high. 1112 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:07,143 I'm both. 1113 00:57:10,631 --> 00:57:14,383 Here you go! It's our Post COVID Special. It's free. 1114 00:57:14,483 --> 00:57:16,152 No, really, we've all been through a lot. 1115 00:57:16,157 --> 00:57:18,031 Come on, take it. Thank you, baby. 1116 00:57:18,036 --> 00:57:20,523 Come on, everyone. Post COVID Special! 1117 00:57:20,651 --> 00:57:23,120 Here you go, folks, you all deserve this! 1118 00:57:23,894 --> 00:57:26,763 You did the best you could during the pandemic, honey. 1119 00:57:26,768 --> 00:57:28,793 - I love you! - Huh? 1120 00:57:28,932 --> 00:57:30,935 I shouldn't have yelled at you for not wearing a mask. 1121 00:57:30,939 --> 00:57:32,696 I just didn't understand. 1122 00:57:32,701 --> 00:57:35,671 Well, maybe I should have worn a mask more often but... 1123 00:57:35,676 --> 00:57:38,620 No, no, no, I was being all high and mighty about it... 1124 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,945 Butters, you're not grounded anymore. Come on out, son. 1125 00:57:41,950 --> 00:57:43,342 You mean it, Dad?! 1126 00:57:43,347 --> 00:57:44,714 The pandemic's been awful. 1127 00:57:44,719 --> 00:57:46,519 We all need to just cut each other some slack. 1128 00:57:46,524 --> 00:57:47,959 I love you, Butters! 1129 00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:49,753 I totally forgive you! 1130 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,392 Oh, cut yourself some slack. 1131 00:57:51,587 --> 00:57:53,389 We gotta get some more of this stuff. 1132 00:57:55,029 --> 00:57:57,198 Okay, come on, next! 1133 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,173 _ 1134 00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:04,769 And then we were like, "Yeah, okay, yeah, 1135 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,230 let's storm the Capitol!" 1136 00:58:06,235 --> 00:58:07,837 And it was a bad idea and we were just, 1137 00:58:07,842 --> 00:58:10,025 you know, we were just going a little bonkers there. 1138 00:58:10,030 --> 00:58:11,512 We shouldn't have stormed the Capitol. 1139 00:58:11,516 --> 00:58:13,585 That's okay! 1140 00:58:14,514 --> 00:58:16,752 I'm sorry. I thought about it 1141 00:58:17,297 --> 00:58:19,182 and I can't do Space Jam 2. 1142 00:58:19,382 --> 00:58:21,807 I just can't support Chinese censorship. 1143 00:58:21,812 --> 00:58:25,986 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're not gonna make Space Jam 2, 1144 00:58:25,991 --> 00:58:28,204 then I'm not gonna make Space Jam 2! 1145 00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:30,421 And nobody's gonna make Space Jam 2! 1146 00:58:30,426 --> 00:58:32,996 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1147 00:58:33,001 --> 00:58:34,202 Yeah! 1148 00:58:39,484 --> 00:58:41,302 _ 1149 00:58:48,545 --> 00:58:50,847 Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy! 1150 00:58:50,867 --> 00:58:53,044 - Hey! Ike! - Ike, hi! 1151 00:58:53,049 --> 00:58:54,583 Ike, you made it back! 1152 00:58:54,588 --> 00:58:57,494 Well, of course! I wouldn't miss Canadian Boxing Day, buddy! 1153 00:58:57,538 --> 00:58:59,394 Look, everyone, Stan's back! 1154 00:58:59,586 --> 00:59:01,590 Hey, Stan! 1155 00:59:01,595 --> 00:59:02,997 Hey, guys! 1156 00:59:03,192 --> 00:59:05,929 Good to see you, buddy! How was everything on Mars? 1157 00:59:06,029 --> 00:59:09,398 Really cool, but I'm so glad to be home! How are the kids? 1158 00:59:09,498 --> 00:59:11,327 Uncle Stan! 1159 00:59:11,547 --> 00:59:14,137 There's the little ragamuffins! 1160 00:59:14,563 --> 00:59:15,638 Mom. 1161 00:59:15,643 --> 00:59:17,445 Hi, Stanly. 1162 00:59:17,450 --> 00:59:19,575 It's Mom! And Shelley! 1163 00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:22,140 Why are you acting all weird, Turd? 1164 00:59:22,145 --> 00:59:23,612 I don't know. 1165 00:59:23,617 --> 00:59:26,768 For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys. 1166 00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:28,918 Hey, look who's here. It's Kenny! 1167 00:59:28,923 --> 00:59:31,092 Kenny! 1168 00:59:31,288 --> 00:59:33,315 Kenny, what have you been up to, buddy? 1169 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,822 Didn't you hear?! Kenny just won the Nobel Prize 1170 00:59:35,827 --> 00:59:38,533 for combining dark matter and breast implants! 1171 00:59:38,538 --> 00:59:40,101 Oh, you old dog! 1172 00:59:40,296 --> 00:59:41,822 Hey, everybody, he's on! 1173 00:59:41,827 --> 00:59:43,861 What a fantastic audience. Wow. 1174 00:59:43,866 --> 00:59:47,127 What is up with these bisexual Canadians, huh? 1175 00:59:47,132 --> 00:59:49,068 I guess they don't know whether to fuck their brother 1176 00:59:49,072 --> 00:59:50,173 or their sister. 1177 00:59:52,409 --> 00:59:53,843 Hey, Stan. 1178 00:59:53,848 --> 00:59:56,207 Wendy, you're back from Harvard. 1179 00:59:56,212 --> 00:59:58,111 Yeah, just here for the holidays. 1180 00:59:58,116 --> 01:00:00,922 You wanna maybe... spend New Years together again? 1181 01:00:01,288 --> 01:00:02,585 I'd love that. 1182 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:05,604 Hey, fellas! Can I offer you some pupus?! 1183 01:00:05,609 --> 01:00:08,322 Thanks for choosin' Denny's Applebee's for your party. 1184 01:00:08,327 --> 01:00:10,330 Butters, you're still working here, huh? 1185 01:00:10,335 --> 01:00:12,635 Yup! I just made manager. 1186 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:16,465 I love doing actual shit that pays actual money. 1187 01:00:16,663 --> 01:00:19,331 Hey, Stan, can you come here for a second? 1188 01:00:19,336 --> 01:00:20,870 What's the matter, dude? 1189 01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:22,710 Dude, he's here. 1190 01:00:22,905 --> 01:00:24,421 Cartman? 1191 01:00:27,632 --> 01:00:30,148 Man, poor Cartman. 1192 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:37,649 Fuck you guys! You can suck my fucking dick! 1193 01:00:38,092 --> 01:00:39,889 Fuck you! 1194 01:00:40,265 --> 01:00:43,397 It's so sad he never did anything with his life. 1195 01:00:44,035 --> 01:00:47,830 Fuck you, Kyle! Fuck you, Stan! 1196 01:00:47,835 --> 01:00:49,332 Hey, come on, fellas. 1197 01:00:49,337 --> 01:00:52,007 We can't spend another holiday feeling bad for Eric. 1198 01:00:52,155 --> 01:00:54,971 There's nothing that could have changed the path he was on. 1199 01:00:55,071 --> 01:00:57,073 Fuck you, Butters! 1200 01:00:57,078 --> 01:00:58,796 Fuck you, Eric! 1201 01:00:59,608 --> 01:01:02,745 Well, everyone, I just wanna make a toast. 1202 01:01:02,845 --> 01:01:04,113 I don't know... 1203 01:01:04,118 --> 01:01:06,075 what got us through the pandemic 1204 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:10,784 and made all our futures so very bright, but whatever it was... 1205 01:01:10,886 --> 01:01:13,556 may we have it for the rest of our days. 1206 01:01:13,561 --> 01:01:16,244 God bless us, everyone. 1207 01:01:16,249 --> 01:01:18,187 Cheers! 1208 01:01:19,348 --> 01:01:20,824 Remember, folks, 1209 01:01:20,829 --> 01:01:23,877 weed can't solve all your problems. 1210 01:01:23,882 --> 01:01:25,906 But Tegridy can. 1211 01:01:26,218 --> 01:01:28,812 Tegridy Weed. 1212 01:01:28,913 --> 01:01:36,323 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com