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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Billy! Mr. Cooper is here.

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How you doing?

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Do not look under that rock.

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But I appreciate you asking.

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Hey, you got rejected.

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But was it the end of the world?

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No.

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And that is extremely
valuable information.

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And honestly...

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you dodged a bullet with Missy.

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The girl is mean.

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Thanks.

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Come on, Missy!

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- Hey.
- Hey!

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Came to see your man be a
leader of little people, huh?

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I came to see my granddaughter pitch.

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Yeah, under my leadership.

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All right, Cooper,
let's see what you got.

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Come on, girl!

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Come on, shake it off!

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You got this.

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What the hell was that?

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Well, there's some leadership.

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Time!

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Cooper!

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Time!

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Cooper, what is the problem?

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The ball isn't going
where it's supposed to.

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I saw that.

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What am I doing wrong?

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Just a little case of the yips.

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- It happens.
- What's that?

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The yips... you know,
it's when you're thinking

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about stuff in your head

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and something you've
done a million times,

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you can't do it anymore.
Even the pros get it.

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How do I get rid of it?

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Uh, just don't think about it.

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Okay.

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Don't think, just throw.

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I hate the little people.

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Damn it!

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Brenda?

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What?

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Everything okay over there?

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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Damn it!

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Okay, give her a go.

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You're a lifesaver.

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It's a gift.

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Can I offer you a beer
and some thank-you cobbler?

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Weren't you on your way somewhere?

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Weight Watchers.

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What do you say?

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Eh, sure.

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Do guys ever go to those
Weight Watchers meetings?

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Yeah, but they're all fat.

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Of all the tests one takes in school,

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my favorite was the midterm.

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Finals weren't bad,

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but they also meant
summer was approaching.

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I don't believe in
religion, but sunshine,

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picnics and pool parties

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are proof hell exists.

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Aah!

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Why are you trying to hit me?

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I'm trying to hit the target.

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It's over there.

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I know, dingus.

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I thought you were good at this.

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I was.

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Coach Dale says I have the yips.

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It's not contagious, is it?

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No, it happens in sports.

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Suddenly you can't do a
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It doesn't sound real.

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Then why can't I pitch anymore?

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Ooh, perhaps it's the onset of puberty

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and the hysterical mood
swings that go with it.

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Dingus, house.

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You're only proving my point.

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What, Billy won an award?

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Participation.

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Big whoop.

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I guess it's something.

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Well, he ain't the
sharpest pencil in the box,

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but he's the sweetest kid I know.

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Well, Sheldon is the sharpest pencil.

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Sometimes I'd just like

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to shove his head in that box.

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Where's your trash?

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Everywhere.

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- But the basket's under the sink.
- Mm.

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You know your faucet's leaking?

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Yep, this whole place is falling apart.

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Well...

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I'll come over another
time, and take care of it.Oh.

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You know, you don't have to do that.

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One more?

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I should get going.

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Well, thanks again.

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Want to buy a house?

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Hey, where you been?

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Ah, Brenda was having car trouble.

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- Just giving her hand.
- That's nice.

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I'm sure it's hard being by herself.

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Yeah.

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That whole house is in need of repair.

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I hope you offered to help her out.

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I did... she said no.

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Well, that's just her being proud.

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Of course she wants your help.

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I guess some time I'll pop over.

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Good.

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And when you go, hitch up your pants.

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There's a lot going on when you squat.

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All right.

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You have 45 minutes to complete

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the test, eyes on your own paper and...

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Yes, Sheldon, if you finish
early, you can take it again.

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And...

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begin!

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And I was off.

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I flew through wave functions.

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I dominated harmonic oscillators.

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The only challenging part of this exam

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was trying to balance the
desire to finish quickly

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with the urge to stop and smell
my freshly sharpened pencil.

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Mmm.

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I was in the zone.

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Only one question left.

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All I needed to do

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was solve Schrodinger's equation

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in a cylindrical well
by employing the zeroes

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of the Bessel function,
which of course were...

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Wait, what are they?

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Come on, you know this.

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You've done it a million times.

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Oh, dear.

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All right, Sheldon, time
to turn in your test.

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I'm not done yet.

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I know you like to add

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your own "better questions" at the end,

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but for the last time,
I don't count them.

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I just need a few more
minutes on this problem.

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That's an easy one.

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Just apply the zeroes
of the Bessel function.

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I know what I have to do.

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Is this is a tantrum?

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I've heard children your
age like to throw them.

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I can't remember what the zeroes

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of the Bessel function are.

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You didn't memorize them?

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Of course I did... October 7, 1988.

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I had just had a bowl of Teddy Grahams.

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Then what's the problem?

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I'm blanking, but I'll get it.

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Sorry, son, class is over.

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No, I can do this.

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It's just one question.
You'll still pass.

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Sheldon Cooper doesn't "just pass."

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I have an idea.

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Let me see the test.

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Thank you.

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Sheldon Cooper isn't always

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- that gullible.
- He was today.

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All right, almost there.

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Hand me a screwdriver.

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Don't stick this in an outlet.

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It really tingles.

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- We had an incident.
- Yeah.

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You know what?

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Why don't you fix it?

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- Really?
- Yeah, you see

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that little screw there?

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Just go ahead and tighten her up.

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- Like this?
- Yep.

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What now?

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Uh, run outside and
turn the water back on.

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Here, I'm not allowed to run with this.

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We've had a lot of incidents.

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- Who knew you were so handy?
- Yeah.

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There's just things
guys need to be good at.

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What else you good at?

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I should go.

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Hey, pretty lady.

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- Are you drinking already?
- No!

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Can't a guy give his wife a compliment?

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Do I have to smell your breath?

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How about a kiss instead?

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What is with you?

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Well, I don't know.

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Kids aren't home.

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Now? I'm doing laundry.

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Laundry can wait.

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So can your thing.

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I like to think of it as ourthing,

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but if you only have time for
my thing, that's fine, too.

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You're being weird.

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Weird sexy?

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No.

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- Headed to the bedroom?
- No!

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Just checking.

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Missy!

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You gave me your yips.

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What?

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I froze on a test. That's
never happened before.

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It's all your fault.

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I told you it's not contagious.

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You put the thought in my head.

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The power of suggestion is very real.

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Case in point: tulip mania.

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- Here we go.
- Tulip mania

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was an insane desire to buy and trade

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tulip bulbs in the 1600s.

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It nearly ruined the Dutch economy.

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You would not believe the
gilders they were spending.

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How can you remember
this stupid information,

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but not the stuff on your test?

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You tell me, they're your yips.

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Sheldon, if I knew how to make it stop,

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I would tell you.

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You better.

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Maybe it's puberty
making you all emotional.

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I checked my armpits...
Smooth as balloons.

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Hey.

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What's your problem?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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- Great.
- I had a mental block

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on a test and it was something that

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I absolutely know how to do.

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Oh, you know, that sort of
thing happens in sports, too.

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I know. It's called the yips,

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and it's a very silly name

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for a very serious problem.

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Well, you know, the best thing to do

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is get out of your head.

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How do I do that?

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Just turn your brain off.

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It's like I'm not even your son.

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Look.

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I know you don't respect
what I do as a coach.

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Maybe you do know me.

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But this is a thing
I actually know about.

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I've seen it happen to my players.

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I've seen it happen to pros in golf.

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In baseball.

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The answer is always the same.

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Stop thinking and get
out of your own way.

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I don't know how to do that.

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Have you ever heard the
Nike slogan "Just do it"?

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I'm familiar with the
phrase "let's do it,"

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uttered by Gary Gilmore, the last person

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to be executed by
firing squad in America.

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Okay, well, it's a shoe slogan.

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And it's good advice.

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The answer is already in your head.

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Don't think so hard.

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Just do it.

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I'll try.

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Good man.

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Another fun footwear
slogan is "I'm Buster Brown.

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I live in a shoe. That's my dog Tige.

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Look for him there, too."

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Mm, I think mine is more helpful.

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Well, mine rhymes, so...

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I decided to heed my father's advice.

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I wasn't sure how to turn off my brain.

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00:10:50,027 --> 00:10:52,723
Thankfully, I lived with an expert.

273
00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:54,477
What's up?

274
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,781
I've never really thought
about not thinking before.

275
00:10:56,784 --> 00:10:58,743
Well, I'm asking you to think about it.

276
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,023
But I thought you were
interested in not thinking.

277
00:11:01,026 --> 00:11:02,833
I am. I want you to
think about not thinking,

278
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,183
and then teach me how to do it.

279
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,489
- Do what?
- Not think.

280
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,537
All right.

281
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,626
This is tough.

282
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,765
I'm good at not thinking,
but I don't think

283
00:11:14,768 --> 00:11:16,935
I can teach you how to
not think without thinking.

284
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,117
Hmm, well, thank you for trying.

285
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,851
Hold on! What if you're thinking

286
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,331
about something else instead?

287
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,333
Would that count as
thinking or not thinking?

288
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,466
I suppose it's similar to the mantras

289
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,195
extolled by the sages of the east.

290
00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:30,111
It's a practice that Swami Vivekananda

291
00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:32,384
called Japa Yoga and
it's intended to bring out

292
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,129
a single-pointedness of concentration.

293
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,347
Sorry, I zoned out.

294
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,359
- Ooh, tell me how.
- Let's see.

295
00:11:40,362 --> 00:11:41,492
You were blabbering.

296
00:11:41,495 --> 00:11:43,109
It all started to blur together.

297
00:11:43,112 --> 00:11:44,312
And I was gone.

298
00:11:44,315 --> 00:11:46,311
At what point did it start to happen?

299
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,789
I don't know. Say it again.

300
00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,053
I said I suppose

301
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,446
it's similar to the mantras

302
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,203
extolled by the sages of the east.

303
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:55,424
It's a practice that Swami
Vivekananda called Japa Yoga...

304
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,508
That is wild.

305
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,242
The next day, armed with the sage advice

306
00:12:15,245 --> 00:12:17,054
of my father, my brother,

307
00:12:17,057 --> 00:12:20,649
and an executed murderer, I
was allowed to retake the test.

308
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:23,655
You have 45 minutes starting now.

309
00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:26,000
Okay, just do it.

310
00:12:26,003 --> 00:12:27,164
Just do it.

311
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:29,776
Just turn your brain off and do it.

312
00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:31,648
Is it off? Am I doing it?

313
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,156
Wait, if I'm thinking it's
off, then it must still be on.

314
00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:37,057
I'm trying too hard. Don't
overthink, just do it.

315
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,570
Just do it, just...

316
00:12:39,573 --> 00:12:42,617
Time's up.

317
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,837
But I didn't do it.

318
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,125
Waste my morning?

319
00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:46,545
You did it.

320
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,766
That toilet won't stop running.

321
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,429
Have you tried jiggling the handle?

322
00:12:50,432 --> 00:12:51,968
I jiggled it, wiggled it.

323
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,596
Damn near had a baby with it.

324
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,207
Yeah, let me take a look.

325
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:58,645
I was fixing to put some dinner
on, if you care to join me.

326
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,576
I don't want to put you out.

327
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,231
It's just frozen lasagna.

328
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,782
But I'm going oven instead of microwave,

329
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,479
'cause you're company.

330
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,481
What are you doing?

331
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,699
What do you mean?

332
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,965
You know what I mean.

333
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,332
I was just trying to thank you.

334
00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:17,901
And you're the one who offered

335
00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,512
to come over here and fix things.

336
00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:20,775
I was being nice.

337
00:13:20,778 --> 00:13:21,864
So was I.

338
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,551
Yeah, maybe a little too nice.

339
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,280
There is no pleasing you.

340
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,512
Well, I don't need this here.

341
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,793
I can get fighting at my house.

342
00:13:27,796 --> 00:13:29,894
Then maybe you should
go back to your house.

343
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,684
Mom, can you help with my homework?

344
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,942
There in a sec.

345
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,814
You leaving?

346
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,250
You gonna fix the toilet?

347
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,904
- No.
- Then I guess I'm not leaving.

348
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,253
Thank you. Lasagna?

349
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,950
Small piece. Mary's making tacos.

350
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,187
Okay.

351
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,442
Trying to outsmart my own thought patterns

352
00:13:46,445 --> 00:13:47,999
proved to be challenging.

353
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:51,306
It's understandable, as smart as I was,

354
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,178
I was also that smart.

355
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,877
I wondered if I could
invent a mind control device,

356
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,336
but that sounded a
little too "mwah-ha-ha"

357
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,489
even for me. It turned out

358
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,318
the device I was looking for

359
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,930
had been in my presence the entire time.

360
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,975
Television. It had been tranquilizing

361
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,551
the minds of America's
youth for generations,

362
00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:12,434
and it was just what I needed.

363
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,981
Lift off.

364
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,767
Too interesting.

365
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,159
Too violent.

366
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,902
I don't think so.

367
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:25,166
Now, then, let's build
us a little cloud.

368
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,093
Clouds are very free.

369
00:14:27,096 --> 00:14:28,695
Very, very free.

370
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:30,242
Tell you what. If you...

371
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,304
That was so much fun, let's get crazy...

372
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:35,307
Who's this bohemian?

373
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,028
If you could have

374
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,485
any job in the high
school, what would it be?

375
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,664
I don't know, why?

376
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,884
Sometimes I look at the janitor

377
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,796
pushing around that buffing machine.

378
00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:48,756
That thing looks like a blast.

379
00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:50,193
He doesn't wear a tie.

380
00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:53,154
No fights with the school board.

381
00:14:53,157 --> 00:14:56,595
Vomit and feces aside,
he's, he's living the dream.

382
00:14:58,003 --> 00:15:00,389
Hello? Am I boring you?

383
00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:01,435
Sorry.

384
00:15:01,438 --> 00:15:03,247
I'm a little distracted.

385
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,120
Trouble at home?

386
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,578
- Something like that.
- Mm.

387
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:08,973
You want to talk about it?

388
00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:12,070
No.

389
00:15:12,073 --> 00:15:14,203
Tell me about your fun bachelor life.

390
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,257
Well, as of last week, I officially

391
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,617
tasted every Campbell's soup.

392
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,500
Come on, Tom.

393
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,329
I'm trying to live vicariously here.

394
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,138
There's got to be something good.

395
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:27,141
Let's see, I go hunting and
fishing whenever I feel like it.

396
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,751
Now we're getting somewhere.

397
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,059
- Spend my money on whatever I want.
- Mm.

398
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,974
What was the last thing you got?

399
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,484
Foreman fight on pay-per-view.

400
00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:39,843
I ate a bucket of chicken and
watched it in my underwear.

401
00:15:39,846 --> 00:15:41,117
You lucky bastard.

402
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,765
Uh-huh.

403
00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:44,046
What about women?

404
00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:46,625
Honestly...

405
00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:49,771
it's tough to meet people at this age.

406
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,914
No, come on, charming fella like you?

407
00:15:53,006 --> 00:15:54,504
Sadly, this is the best night out

408
00:15:54,507 --> 00:15:56,344
I've had in a long time.

409
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,054
Yeah. Me, too.

410
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:02,176
But if you know anybody,
send them my way.

411
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,097
Yeah, I'll think about.

412
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,890
You ever eat chicken in your underwear?

413
00:16:11,893 --> 00:16:13,144
What do you think?

414
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,968
- Yes.
- Yes.

415
00:16:14,971 --> 00:16:16,842
Making a gorgeous little mountain.

416
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:17,984
Ooh.

417
00:16:17,987 --> 00:16:20,614
Little stand of evergreens
that lives right in here.

418
00:16:20,617 --> 00:16:22,936
I didn't know Richard Simmons can paint.

419
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,351
His name's Bob Ross.

420
00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:26,050
And he's oddly hypnotic.

421
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,443
You're gonna paint?

422
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,203
No, I just like watching him.

423
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,703
I can't explain it, but his voice

424
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:33,554
and demeanor are comforting,
like a hot beverage.

425
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,688
Let's get crazy and, once again,

426
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,125
just pull it out, just
like we did the other one.

427
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,561
Yawn.

428
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,825
Barely touch, whisper.

429
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,827
Just whisper light.

430
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,307
Let it go.

431
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,273
Let it go, no pressure.

432
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:51,007
The yips are a cruel mistress.

433
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,315
But thanks to a magical
man with a halo of curls,

434
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:58,473
I was finally able to relax
and get out of my own head.

435
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:02,323
Instead of freezing up, I
thought about happy integers.

436
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,847
Fluffy little formulas

437
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,067
and a sweet Bessel
function that just wants me

438
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,112
to do my very best.

439
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,187
Done.

440
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,020
Great, I can still
make my doubles match.

441
00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:12,379
Get out.

442
00:17:19,757 --> 00:17:21,384
Damn it.

443
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:24,040
- Hold it. Time, time, time.
- Time!

444
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,867
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

445
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,914
Ah, don't worry about
it. It's not your fault.

446
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,559
- It isn't?
- No, I'm the one

447
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:32,049
that let a girl pitch. It's my mistake.

448
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,484
What? I've won so many games.

449
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,791
Oh, that was then.

450
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,630
Why are you being so mean?

451
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:40,373
Well, why are you getting
so emotional, like women do?

452
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,506
Maybe you ought to be a cheerleader.

453
00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:44,379
You trying to make me mad?

454
00:17:44,382 --> 00:17:45,888
- Is it working?
- Yeah.

455
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,107
Well, I tell you what,

456
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,414
picture my face in the catcher's mitt.

457
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,415
What?

458
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,894
Do I have to dumb it down for you?

459
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,071
Just do what I tell you.

460
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,385
- Strike!
- Yes!

461
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,793
Aw, don't get all
hysterical, little girl!

462
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,303
You suck!

463
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,489
You suck!

464
00:18:10,492 --> 00:18:12,872
No! You suck!

465
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,004
Strike!

466
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:18,227
I am the leader of the little people.

467
00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:26,203
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