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Ooh,

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tonight is the night, man.

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Mm, "The Guest Book" is on. Whoo!

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Hey, it's not too late to catch up,
especially since, basically

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it's a new story each episode.
But the people in the town...

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They have some stuff going on, too.

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The doctor that lives
next door to the cabin

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is preparing for his wife to come visit.

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But the little lady cop is bummed out,

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'cause I think she has
a mad crush on him.

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And remember how I told you

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the stripper's blackmailing
the guy who rents the cabins?

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Well, she found someone
to rent Froggy Cottage,

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so I think this week, that's
who's gonna stay there.

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Damn. Do you have a
dollar I could borrow?

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- Thanks.
- You gonna watch the show?

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You gonna watch the show?

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You gonna watch the show?

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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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So, what brings you to México?

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Let me guess...

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- A beautiful woman.
- No,

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beautiful women are too much
work. I prefer slightly older,

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slightly damaged women
with big bank accounts.

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Look.

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This one bought me a car.

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This one paid for my calf implants.

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And this one here is the
reason I'm in Mexico.

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No one is 100% honest in
their online dating profile.

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Mine doesn't disclose
that I have webbed toes,

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and Marta's failed to mention

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that she made her
fortune selling cocaine.

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But who am I to judge people
on how they pay my bills?

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Hey, baby.

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Since you like poems so
much, I wrote one for you.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue.

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"Time to dry off and put your wiener

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"inside Mommy."

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- Mierda.
- I can't go to jail.

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I'm too pretty, and I know too much
about thread count. I'll testify.

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She told me she gets her drugs
from the Colombian cartel.

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Puta rata!

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Ohh, man!

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Not ladylike, Marta!
Not ladylike in the least!

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They want me to take your statement here

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rather than risk you
being seen at the station.

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The Colombian cartel
have people everywhere.

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But...

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If you want a little free advice,

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if you just keep your mouth
shut, you'll be out in a year.

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If you testify, there'll be a price

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on your head for the rest of your life.

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Aw, don't worry about me, buddy.

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I got enough cash hidden away to
make sure they'll never find me.

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Oh, shit,

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shit, shit!!

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I warned you! They have
people everywhere!

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Realizing they would stop at nothing

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to keep me from testifying,

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after a few weeks, the
cops decided to move me

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to a safe house in the mountains.

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When you get there, do a
sweep for potential weapons.

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I will, Dad. I've been
doing this for 20 years.

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Besides, I don't think

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I have much to worry
about with this guy.

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Call me tonight. I'm off to a potluck.

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Love you.

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We're out of the city.
You can sit up now.

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How do you know Marta's people
don't know where you're taking me?

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I promise you're safe, trust me.
My father's the head

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of the department, and as you can
tell, he's a little overprotective...

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Won't assign me to anything the
least bit dangerous or exciting.

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I'm six years away from retirement,

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and I haven't even been shot at yet.

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You know what might be exciting?
If I didn't have to testify.

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You could just drop me
off at my apartment,

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let me grab a few things,
let me disappear.

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Yeah, right.

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If you like, we could

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get to know each other
a little while we're there.

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Keep dreaming.

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If this woman was heavier, older,

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or uglier, I might have had a shot.

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But my powers don't tend to
work on anything above a five.

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I think they're here.

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If you don't mind, could you at least

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go over the Froggy Cottage
house rules with them?

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We're the ones doing
the blackmailing, dipshit.

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We make the rules, not you.

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Holy shit.

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That guy looks like a
weatherman or something.

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I-I got to go find my eyelashes.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- We're here to pick up some keys.
- Um, yeah.

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Come on in.

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"The downstairs toilet needs to be

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"handled with care, a frown symbol.

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"The bolts are loose, a smile symbol."

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- Those are parenthesis.
- "No pets.

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"No smoking."

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A famous poet once said
that in order to create,

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one must first observe.

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And I was observing
that I might have found

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the perfect woman to
help me create my escape.

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"Do not feed the wildlife.

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"Please shower prior
to using the hot tub.

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"And lastly, no jumping on the bed.

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"No jumping on the couch.

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- "No jumping on..."
- We're not gonna be doing any jumping.

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Let's go.

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Aw, man, I got to go to the bathroom.

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What's with all the secrecy?

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- Are you scared of your chauffeur?
- She's a cop,

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and I'm her prisoner.

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Oh, my God, that is so hot.

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Normally, I enjoy a little

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cat-and-mousing when I romance a woman.

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But I needed this stripper
to fall in love with me fast.

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From the second I saw you,

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I knew there was something between us.

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I felt it, too.

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It was like a thunderbolt.

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I wish we could be together.

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I mean, we could if you...

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No, I should go.

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If... If I what?

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If you help me escape.

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I've got a suitcase full of
cash stashed in my apartment.

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If you can bring it back here

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and follow a few simple instructions,

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you and I could be making
love on a Mexican beach.

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I'm in.

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This is unbelievable. Unbelievable!

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I don't know why you're being a dick.

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Maybe because I invited you up here
for the weekend, so we can work on

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our marriage, and you brought
a date and you brought a date.

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Well, if you didn't want me
to bring a guest, you should

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have been more specific in your text.
Stop using so many emojis.

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- It makes you look like a pussy.
- I was trying to...

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You're trying to make me yell, look
like a monster in front of Bryce.

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- I'm not gonna play your game.
- No, you'll play your own game

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and try to look cooler than me
by getting our son a crossbow.

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By the way, that's about to backfire.

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Cool!

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Dad, he hit the bull's-eye!

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You can't even hit the target.

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Where'd you meet this guy again?

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At the archery range.

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Bull's-eye!!

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Oh, no!

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Chubbys. We won't tell if you don't.

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Yeah, we got a serious
problem with the toilet.

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- It fell over.
- Oh, my.

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Well, I'm so sorry to hear that.

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These wrenches are expensive.
This is the biggest one

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- I could fit down my pant.
- Shh!

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I'll be there as soon as I can.

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Hey, Kombucha, powder your clam.

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You're working a double shift tonight.

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My new boyfriend needs me.

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I like this story.

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You have a really good way with words.

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Thanks! I majored in poetry.

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Look at you... A poet gigolo.

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Poet gigolo.

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Yeah. I like that.

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If they ever make my story into a movie,

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- I'm gonna pitch that as a title.
- I have a cousin

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who works at Disney.

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In the park, but I bet he knows someone.

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Anyway, where were we?

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Sorry about this.

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Hopefully we can get your
potty back up on its feet.

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Hey, Dad.

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Yes, everything is fine,

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except plumbing issues.

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No, I didn't drink milk. I'm
talking about the house.

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No, the owner's here,

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and she's trying to fix it.

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Some stripper.

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No, you're right.

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You're right. I...

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I-I'll get rid of her.

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You know what?

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We'll just use the bathroom
upstairs. You can go.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, if you have any more problems,
feel free to give me a call.

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I'll be at Chubbys...

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All night.

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You can watch TV for a
while if you want...

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Anything but "American Horror Story."

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That shit is dumb as hell.

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Um, I think I might brush my teeth.

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Sink still works, right?

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I assume so, yep.

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Hey, Dad. It's me.

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Yeah, I know it's been a while.

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No, no, don't have Mom jump on.
I need to ask you a question.

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No, I can't talk louder. I'm...

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At a library.

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Hey, you remember the time you
accidentally knocked me out

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with a softball bat when I was 7?

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Yeah, do you remember
how hard you hit me,

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do you know,

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knock me out but not kill me?

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Was it...

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Hi, Mom.

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No, I hadn't heard about Aunt Rose.

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'Cause I'm at a library!

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Is that a sonnet?

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No. Maybe. Why?

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You just don't see a lot
of people writing sonnets,

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- that's all.
- I... I-It's not really...

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Sometimes I... I like to
write down my feelings.

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I minored in poetry, so...

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How'd you know it was a sonnet?

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I majored in poetry. Let's hear it.

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I can't believe I'm doing this.

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"As darkness falls upon my story,

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"is all my triumph in the past?

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"When I look back on all the glory,

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"did I answer what my heart asked?

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"A journey started with a shout,

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"slowly turned into a whisper.

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"Regrets are had without a doubt,

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"wishing the end could be crisper.

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"Are the hopes and dreams of fools

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"just windmills in the distance?

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"Silly dreams for stubborn mules,

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"on the path of least resistance?

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"If so, I hope the end comes quick

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"and no one asks me why

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"I didn't chase my windmills,

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"'cause I fear I might just cry."

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You don't understand it, so...

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Of course I do.

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"As darkness falls upon my story"...

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It's about getting older. And
then it goes into how your job

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has become more routine, less exciting.

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"A journey started with a shout,
slowly turned into a whisper."

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But then you ask the question,

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"Am I wrong to expect more out of life?"

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Or "Are the hopes and
dreams of fools just

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windmills in the distance?"

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It's good.

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I don't like the end, though.

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It's too sad.

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00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:28,526
You have two lines left in your sonnet

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to choose any ending you
like, and you went so dark.

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I don't see darkness
in you. I see light.

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And there - my first seven.

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Okay, so, I just had sex
with the cop, right?

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Scratch that... We made love.

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00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:59,550
I might have to see if
we can delay the trial

255
00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,257
so we can stay up here
a couple of extra days.

256
00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:06,402
I'm sorry. Uh...

257
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:08,914
- What are you doing?
- Escaping. Again,

258
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,871
- so sorry.
- You used me?

259
00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:12,831
No, I didn't. I promise.

260
00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,825
Look, I'm really sorry about this.

261
00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,517
It's not everyday I meet
someone who shares

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00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:18,849
my passion for poetry.
I actually like you.

263
00:13:18,855 --> 00:13:21,053
That never happens with the
women I take advantage of,

264
00:13:21,059 --> 00:13:24,091
that I stole but right now
there's a suitcase full of cash

265
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,493
from my drug-dealing
ex-girlfriend being guarded by

266
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:28,359
a stripper named Tickles,
so I've got to go.

267
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,370
I'm sorry.

268
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:36,534
Oh!

269
00:13:36,536 --> 00:13:38,208
"The top of the bedpost in

270
00:13:38,263 --> 00:13:40,334
"the downstairs bedroom is loose.

271
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:43,224
"If it falls off, just put it back."

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00:13:57,746 --> 00:13:59,172
Blake.

273
00:13:59,461 --> 00:14:02,462
Oh, my God. Okay.

274
00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:04,187
Wait!

275
00:14:04,331 --> 00:14:06,108
Jessica, wait!

276
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,978
Please, don't go.

277
00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:10,398
I promise I won't talk about
you bringing a date anymore.

278
00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:12,003
And, look, I bought us dinner.

279
00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:14,272
We'll take ours to go.

280
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,574
That bag's just chopsticks and napkins.

281
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:18,309
Please, you're being crazy.

282
00:14:18,311 --> 00:14:19,909
I only see my son every two weeks.

283
00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:22,356
And who's fault is that? Asshole!

284
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,864
I think this is the slippery
shrimp and orange chicken.

285
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,621
You can be a real bitch
sometimes, you know that?

286
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:32,223
Sometimes I wish I never met you!

287
00:14:33,994 --> 00:14:36,728
Hey, Daddy didn't mean
to yell. That's not who I am.

288
00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:40,202
Uh... I'll see you in a
couple weeks, okay, buddy?

289
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,475
Hey, I'm gonna practice that crossbow!

290
00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:50,711
Uh...

291
00:14:51,246 --> 00:14:52,645
come on inside.

292
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,379
Checkbook's in the house.

293
00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:58,950
How's the methadone?

294
00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:00,825
It's not as good as heroin.

295
00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,427
What the hell happened?

296
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,085
He attacked me with a wrench.

297
00:15:04,091 --> 00:15:07,525
You were right. I never should
have let the owner of the house in.

298
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,062
I think he's headed to a bikini bar.

299
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:12,521
I'm sending backup. Don't
go there until they arrive.

300
00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:15,337
Dad, I can do this alone.

301
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:19,041
What do you mean you're
"Giving me the club?"

302
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,158
I'm leaving the country.

303
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:21,673
Rent's due on the first of the month.

304
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:23,648
Oh, and the beer distributor's
been giving me a discount

305
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:25,164
'cause I blew him in a parking lot,

306
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,212
but you'll probably have
to start paying full price.

307
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:28,636
Unless he swings both ways.

308
00:15:28,642 --> 00:15:30,943
It's possible. He did cry afterwards.

309
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,202
Yeah, I'm gonna pay full price.

310
00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:37,238
But do I have to keep it a bikini bar?

311
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,261
'Cause I always thought we
could do better as a sports bar.

312
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:41,995
Do whatever you want. I'll
be making love on a beach.

313
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,459
Aw, nuts.

314
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:56,443
This'll be a lot easier if you
just tell me where he is.

315
00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:58,816
I told you. I don't know where he is.

316
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,300
He couldn't have gotten far.

317
00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:07,556
I'll be back.

318
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,162
The next time you see your boyfriend,

319
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:11,931
you'll be handcuffed to each
other on your way to jail.

320
00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:16,936
Wait, wait!

321
00:16:23,128 --> 00:16:25,262
Did he really tell you
he was my boyfriend?

322
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,567
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

323
00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:49,269
What the hell just happened?

324
00:16:49,271 --> 00:16:50,793
You're surprised, right?

325
00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:53,068
See, as soon as you got me
thinking this could be a movie,

326
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:55,809
I left out some stuff to make
the ending more unexpected.

327
00:16:55,811 --> 00:16:57,911
Ah, a twist!

328
00:16:58,165 --> 00:16:59,531
I love a good twist.

329
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:01,770
Of course you do.
Everyone loves a twist.

330
00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:06,753
Are you going to tell
me what you left out?

331
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:07,950
Yeah, in a sec.

332
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:10,145
Everyone loves suspense, too.

333
00:17:15,436 --> 00:17:17,536
Okay!

334
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,401
Here's what I left out.

335
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,682
Blake.

336
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,897
Oh, my God. Okay.

337
00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:26,612
Wait!

338
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,344
Jessica, wait!

339
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:35,349
Fine. If you got to shoot
me, then shoot me.

340
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,289
At least it'll be quicker than
whatever the cartel does to me.

341
00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:45,965
Take me with you.

342
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,299
What?

343
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:50,142
You said the ending of
my poem was too sad.

344
00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:51,814
Help me write a new one.

345
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,618
"Riding into the sunset
with my brand-new honey

346
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:57,472
"and a suitcase full of
some drug dealer's money"

347
00:17:57,478 --> 00:17:58,944
is a much better rhyme than

348
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:01,414
"Sitting all alone eating Lean Cuisine,

349
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:04,684
"watching 'Magic Mike'
while I diddle my bean."

350
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,561
My head and my heart,

351
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,852
they battle within, if
I don't find love now,

352
00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,299
I have to ask when

353
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:13,199
will I ever find someone
as perfect as you?

354
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:16,378
But that stripper has my
money, so what can we do?

355
00:18:16,384 --> 00:18:19,398
Please! I'm a cop with a badge,
she sells peeks at her vag.

356
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,068
I can get all your cash,
we'll be gone in a flash.

357
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,463
But in case we get caught,
I can't go to jail.

358
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:25,872
Of course.

359
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,578
So, the story must be

360
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:30,610
that you took me by force.

361
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:38,451
Now, that's a great ending.

362
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,346
Thanks. We didn't actually do

363
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,758
all that rhyming at the end, but
with the success of "Hamilton,"

364
00:18:42,764 --> 00:18:44,577
I think I'm gonna put that in the movie.

365
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,810
Oh, I wouldn't. That shit is
starting to get really played out.

366
00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:50,645
- Where's your girl?
- Oh,

367
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,384
we drove about 3 miles down the road,

368
00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:53,985
and I ditched her at a truck stop.

369
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:55,887
Once I was free and had all my money,

370
00:18:55,889 --> 00:18:58,256
I realized her poem kind of sucked.

371
00:19:02,004 --> 00:19:03,662
How did you get down here?

372
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,145
Mm. I drove her car. Why?

373
00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:07,707
Shit.

374
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,028
You don't think they have a
way to track those, do you?

375
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:15,487
Another twist.

376
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,107
Another twist.

377
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,708
? When I see my baby ?

378
00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:23,213
... with that foolishness.

379
00:19:23,219 --> 00:19:25,723
? What do I see? ?

380
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,267
? Poetry ?

381
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,737
? Poetry in motion ?

382
00:19:33,396 --> 00:19:36,530
? Poetry in motion ?

383
00:19:36,532 --> 00:19:39,734
? Walkin' by my side ?

384
00:19:39,736 --> 00:19:43,738
? Her lovely locomotion ?

385
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:47,808
? Keeps my eyes open wide ?

386
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,778
? Poetry in motion ?

387
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:54,348
? See her gentle sway ?

388
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:57,618
? A wave out on the ocean ?

389
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,855
? Could never move that way ?

390
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:04,759
? I love every movement ?

391
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:08,362
? There's nothing I would change ?

392
00:20:08,364 --> 00:20:11,766
? She doesn't need improvement ?

393
00:20:11,768 --> 00:20:16,303
? She's much too nice to rearrange ?

394
00:20:16,305 --> 00:20:19,240
? Poetry in motion ?

395
00:20:19,242 --> 00:20:22,410
? Dancing close to me ?

396
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:25,746
? A flower of devotion ?

397
00:20:25,748 --> 00:20:29,216
? A-swaying gracefully ?

398
00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:31,085
? Whoa, oh, oh ?

399
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:33,025
? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ?

400
00:20:33,088 --> 00:20:36,056
? whoa, whoa-oh, whoa, oh ?

401
00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:38,658
Hi. My name is Adam.

402
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:41,228
I'm here to get the
keys to Froggy Cottage.

403
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,188
I planned a surprise date.

404
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:45,581
Ooh. Mints.

405
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,270
Hmm. May I?

406
00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:49,081
- Knock yourself out.
- Yeah?

407
00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:50,520
Uh-huh.

408
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:57,016
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