1 00:00:01,408 --> 00:00:04,531 Hi, my name is Zoey Clarke, 2 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:06,792 and my story is probably going to be 3 00:00:06,817 --> 00:00:09,199 the most unusual one you hear today. 4 00:00:10,591 --> 00:00:12,331 About a year and a half ago, 5 00:00:12,356 --> 00:00:15,253 I was just a regular programmer gal, 6 00:00:15,278 --> 00:00:16,840 hiding behind my computer 7 00:00:16,865 --> 00:00:19,706 at a big tech company here in San Francisco. 8 00:00:19,731 --> 00:00:23,167 But then, I started having some really bad headaches. 9 00:00:23,192 --> 00:00:25,472 So I went to get an MRI, 10 00:00:25,497 --> 00:00:27,862 and as I was lying in the machine, 11 00:00:27,887 --> 00:00:29,706 there was an earthquake. 12 00:00:29,731 --> 00:00:32,774 And it was like all the songs in the world 13 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,573 suddenly got uploaded into my brain. 14 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:39,144 Next thing I know, I can hear people's innermost thoughts 15 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:41,839 expressed through musical numbers. 16 00:00:41,864 --> 00:00:45,362 This power taught me that, however it looks 17 00:00:45,387 --> 00:00:48,070 on the outside, we're all messed up. 18 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,161 We all have our own issues. 19 00:00:50,362 --> 00:00:55,487 My main issue, BTW, was that my father was dying 20 00:00:55,512 --> 00:00:59,539 of a rare neurological disease while this was all happening. 21 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,810 He couldn't speak, walk, move, 22 00:01:02,835 --> 00:01:04,680 trapped in his own body. 23 00:01:04,705 --> 00:01:08,149 But because of my new ability, 24 00:01:08,174 --> 00:01:12,589 we could suddenly communicate all over again through song, 25 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:15,687 which was everything. 26 00:01:15,863 --> 00:01:18,626 When my dad died, my family was lost. 27 00:01:18,651 --> 00:01:23,679 But we learned over the last eight months to carry on. 28 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:25,651 Whatever that means. 29 00:01:25,676 --> 00:01:27,839 But now there's a whole new problem. 30 00:01:27,864 --> 00:01:31,195 About two weeks ago, out of nowhere my boyfriend, 31 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:34,318 Max, also got my musical powers and... 32 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:35,472 Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 33 00:01:35,497 --> 00:01:37,401 I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 34 00:01:37,426 --> 00:01:38,558 Is there something wrong? 35 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:42,067 This is a very extraordinary tale, 36 00:01:42,092 --> 00:01:44,776 but I have lots of children waiting. 37 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:46,847 - Okay. - And all I asked you was, 38 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:49,808 "What's your name, what do you want for Christmas?" 39 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:53,448 Oh. I just thought you needed the back story 40 00:01:53,473 --> 00:01:55,414 to really understand my wish. 41 00:01:55,733 --> 00:02:00,487 I guess I just want my dad back for Christmas 42 00:02:00,512 --> 00:02:04,075 or some clarity 43 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,124 on why this happened to me and my boyfriend. 44 00:02:08,264 --> 00:02:12,019 I mean, I know that my dad said that the universe 45 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,344 has some grand plan for me but... 46 00:02:13,369 --> 00:02:15,144 I'll do my best to help 47 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,473 but this might be slightly above my pay grade. 48 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:19,894 Smile. 49 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,382 Merry Christmas. 50 00:02:23,225 --> 00:02:24,627 - Okay, thank you. - Yeah. 51 00:02:24,652 --> 00:02:27,094 Is it... is it really necessary? Okay, okay, I'm going. 52 00:02:27,119 --> 00:02:29,351 I'm going. Don't look at me like that. 53 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,544 The picture was for my mother. I have a dead father. 54 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:36,831 Isn't this great? 55 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,706 The smell of peppermint lattes filling the air, 56 00:02:39,731 --> 00:02:41,613 major discount sales happening everywhere, 57 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:43,987 and both Black and white people alike 58 00:02:44,012 --> 00:02:45,800 all equally stressed out. 59 00:02:45,825 --> 00:02:47,651 How could you not be in the holiday spirit? 60 00:02:47,676 --> 00:02:48,933 Yeah. 61 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:50,472 I guess I'm just feeling a little conflicted 62 00:02:50,497 --> 00:02:51,794 about Christmas this year, that's all. 63 00:02:51,819 --> 00:02:53,421 - Oh, 'cause Max is Jewish? - What? 64 00:02:53,446 --> 00:02:57,058 No, because it's my first Christmas without my father. 65 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:59,045 Oh, yeah. That. 66 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:00,912 Look, it's gonna be tough but you have to focus 67 00:03:00,937 --> 00:03:04,008 on the things that you do have. You have a man. 68 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:05,516 - Yes. - I have a man. 69 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:06,521 You do. 70 00:03:06,546 --> 00:03:08,164 My man has kids who like me and I like them. 71 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,187 That is a Christmas miracle in itself. 72 00:03:10,588 --> 00:03:12,597 So, are all of those gifts for Perry's kids? 73 00:03:12,622 --> 00:03:14,706 Oh, no, these are the stocking stuffers. 74 00:03:14,731 --> 00:03:16,632 I'm having the good stuff wrapped as we speak. 75 00:03:17,007 --> 00:03:19,867 - Can I have the stomp rocket? - Absolutely not. 76 00:03:21,286 --> 00:03:24,044 Okay, I'm happy you're happy. 77 00:03:24,069 --> 00:03:25,097 Truly. 78 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,730 Just know that, you know, this year might not be 79 00:03:28,755 --> 00:03:30,997 quite as great for me as it is for you. 80 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:32,636 Okay Zo, ho-ho. 81 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:35,504 I will not rub my Christmas joy in your face. 82 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:38,272 I'll just keep it all bottled up to myself, hmm. 83 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,125 Thank you. 84 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:52,638 ? It's the most wonderful time of the year ? 85 00:03:54,676 --> 00:03:56,815 ? With the kids jingle belling ? 86 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,862 ? And everyone telling you be of good cheer ? 87 00:04:01,887 --> 00:04:05,269 ? It's the most wonderful time ? 88 00:04:05,294 --> 00:04:09,178 ? Of the year ? 89 00:04:09,203 --> 00:04:14,918 ? It's the ha-happiest season of all ? 90 00:04:15,973 --> 00:04:18,409 ? With those holiday greetings ? 91 00:04:18,434 --> 00:04:20,116 ? And gay happy meetings ? 92 00:04:20,141 --> 00:04:23,487 ? When loved ones call ? 93 00:04:23,512 --> 00:04:27,315 ? It's the ha-happiest season ? 94 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:30,741 ? Of all ? 95 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:32,688 ? There'll be parties for hosting ? 96 00:04:32,713 --> 00:04:34,434 ? Marshmallows for toasting ? 97 00:04:34,459 --> 00:04:37,824 ? And caroling out in the snow ? 98 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:39,727 ? There'll be scary ghost stories ? 99 00:04:39,752 --> 00:04:41,769 ? And tales of the glories ? 100 00:04:41,794 --> 00:04:46,543 ? Of Christmases long, long ago ? 101 00:04:46,738 --> 00:04:52,216 ? It's the most wonderful time of the year ? 102 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,196 ? There'll be much mistletoeing ? 103 00:04:56,221 --> 00:04:57,943 ? And hearts will be glowing ? 104 00:04:57,968 --> 00:05:01,091 ? When loved ones are near ? 105 00:05:01,116 --> 00:05:04,657 ? It's the most wonderful time ? 106 00:05:04,682 --> 00:05:09,395 ? Of the year ? 107 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,755 ? There'll be parties for hosting ? 108 00:05:17,779 --> 00:05:19,461 ? Marshmallows for toasting ? 109 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,883 ? And caroling out in the snow ? 110 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:25,030 ? There'll be scary ghost stories ? 111 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:27,016 ? And tales of the glories ? 112 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:31,257 ? Of Christmases long, long ago ? 113 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:35,507 ? Long ago ? 114 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:38,991 ? It's the most wonderful time ? 115 00:05:39,017 --> 00:05:42,500 ? Of the year ? 116 00:05:42,538 --> 00:05:44,730 ? There'll be much mistletoeing ? 117 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:46,544 ? And hearts will be glowing ? 118 00:05:46,569 --> 00:05:49,733 ? When loved ones are near ? 119 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:53,427 ? It's the most wonderful time ? 120 00:05:53,452 --> 00:05:56,986 ? Yes, the most wonderful time ? 121 00:05:57,011 --> 00:06:02,016 ? Oh, the most wonderful time ? 122 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:08,815 ? Of the year ? 123 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:14,501 Yeah, Christmas this year is gonna be rough as fu... 124 00:06:14,527 --> 00:06:18,710 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 125 00:06:19,063 --> 00:06:22,026 So I might have a new theory on why I got the powers. 126 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:23,947 Really? What do you got this time? 127 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:24,963 We're both concussed? 128 00:06:24,988 --> 00:06:27,143 It was all a dream? The universe hates me? 129 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:30,818 I think I got them so I could tell you how awesome they are. 130 00:06:30,843 --> 00:06:32,307 No, no, no, I mean it. 131 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:34,283 Ask me how many people I've already helped 132 00:06:34,308 --> 00:06:35,910 after hearing their heart songs today. 133 00:06:35,935 --> 00:06:37,526 - How many people have you... - Three. 134 00:06:37,551 --> 00:06:39,152 And it was super easy too. 135 00:06:39,177 --> 00:06:40,675 Like I heard this one woman singing "Umbrella" 136 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,166 because she thought it might rain outside. 137 00:06:42,191 --> 00:06:43,174 So you know what I did? 138 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:44,791 - Gave her an umbrella? - I gave her an umbrella. 139 00:06:44,816 --> 00:06:46,940 And she was so appreciative, she told me she was gonna tell 140 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:48,583 all of her friends to come to the restaurant. 141 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,666 That is so great, Max. I think it's awesome. 142 00:06:51,691 --> 00:06:53,471 The powers are creating future revenue. 143 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,760 Hey, maybe that's why you got 'em. 144 00:06:56,785 --> 00:06:58,947 Don't take this the wrong way, but I have no idea 145 00:06:58,972 --> 00:07:00,454 why you've had so many challenges 146 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:01,720 with the powers in the past. 147 00:07:01,745 --> 00:07:03,854 Because they're kind of the best thing ever. 148 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:05,908 Okay, you say that now, 149 00:07:05,933 --> 00:07:07,751 but wait until all your employees are singing a song 150 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:09,877 about how much they hate you or a stranger 151 00:07:09,902 --> 00:07:11,744 reveals the darkest depths of their soul 152 00:07:11,769 --> 00:07:13,291 to you in the supermarket check-out line. 153 00:07:13,316 --> 00:07:15,798 Or sing "Pour Some Sugar on Me" in the bedroom? 154 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,402 Hey! You know, don't get cocky! 155 00:07:19,427 --> 00:07:21,682 I was probably just feeling a little hypoglycemic at the time. 156 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:22,965 Ooh, ooh, before you go to work, 157 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:24,736 - can I tell you another one? - Go for it. 158 00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:26,563 So, I saw some hungry looking teenagers sing 159 00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:28,523 "Cake by the Ocean" so you know what I did? 160 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,611 - You got them a cake. - And showed them where the ocean was. 161 00:07:30,636 --> 00:07:33,101 Boom, nailed it. 162 00:07:39,435 --> 00:07:41,314 Is it just me or does a whole food bar 163 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:43,493 devoted to peppermint bark feel like a bit of a stretch? 164 00:07:43,518 --> 00:07:47,790 Huh, I mean I'd take it over the "Pumpkin Bar" Bar 165 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,439 that we had on Halloween. 166 00:07:49,464 --> 00:07:50,986 Can I talk to you about something? 167 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:54,915 Dude, is this entire food bar all peppermint bark? 168 00:07:55,079 --> 00:07:56,901 Sweet. 169 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:58,190 - Walk with me. - Yeah. 170 00:07:58,215 --> 00:07:59,404 Yeah. 171 00:08:01,468 --> 00:08:02,907 Okay, so 172 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:04,853 this year is gonna be the first Christmas without my dad. 173 00:08:04,878 --> 00:08:07,517 And Christmas and my father are, like, 174 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:08,983 synonymous in my mind. 175 00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:11,822 So, since you've already gone through year one, 176 00:08:11,847 --> 00:08:14,142 any advice? And go. 177 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,935 Ooh, well, I think there's only two ways to approach it. 178 00:08:17,135 --> 00:08:18,875 Either you go all in remembering your father. 179 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,407 Honoring him completely. 180 00:08:20,432 --> 00:08:23,315 - Or? - Avoid it at all costs. 181 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,236 Okay. What did you do? 182 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:28,109 I went on a yoga retreat by myself without any cell service. 183 00:08:28,521 --> 00:08:29,814 So what does that tell you? 184 00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:32,042 That I should bury my head in the sand 185 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:34,389 until at least January 2nd? 186 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,294 Have you talked to your family about this yet? 187 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:38,217 Found out what they wanna do? 188 00:08:40,869 --> 00:08:44,857 No, we haven't discussed it. 189 00:08:45,694 --> 00:08:47,096 Well, considering Christmas 190 00:08:47,121 --> 00:08:49,623 is a week away, you might wanna get on that. 191 00:08:51,493 --> 00:08:55,668 How crazy is it that it's the middle of December and we're eating outside? 192 00:08:55,694 --> 00:08:58,587 Does anyone know the last time it snowed in San Francisco, anybody? 193 00:08:58,612 --> 00:09:01,352 This is a trick question. It's never snowed in San Francisco. 194 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:03,517 Actually not a trick question. David? 195 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:04,548 Don't care. 196 00:09:04,573 --> 00:09:07,337 - Maggie? - The answer is 1976. 197 00:09:07,362 --> 00:09:10,668 Maggie for the win. It was 1976. 198 00:09:10,693 --> 00:09:11,751 How'd you know that? 199 00:09:11,776 --> 00:09:13,436 Because it happened the same night 200 00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:16,048 I went to see the Grateful Dead at the Winterland. 201 00:09:16,073 --> 00:09:20,518 And I was so high when I came out of that arena 202 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,625 that I didn't know if it was snowing 203 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:25,931 or I was hallucinating. I will never forget that. 204 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:30,775 Okay. So, there's actually reason 205 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,297 I wanted us all to have dinner together tonight. 206 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,964 You're pregnant? You're engaged? 207 00:09:34,989 --> 00:09:36,637 You're pregnant so you got engaged? 208 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:40,825 What? No. It's that Christmas Eve 209 00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:44,427 is a week away and we haven't even discussed our plans yet. 210 00:09:44,452 --> 00:09:47,025 And I know that it's gonna be very different this year 211 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,564 without Dad, 212 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,837 but we do have to figure it out at some point. 213 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:55,026 So are we doing what we always do or... 214 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,165 What? 215 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:01,192 Um, yeah, well, actually 216 00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:03,352 we've been wanting to talk to you about this too. 217 00:10:03,377 --> 00:10:04,532 "We"? 218 00:10:04,557 --> 00:10:09,099 You've all been having these conversations without me? 219 00:10:09,435 --> 00:10:11,712 That was... see, it's kind of a funny story. 220 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,475 Emily, why don't you go ahead and take this one? 221 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,472 Coward. So, my sister is living 222 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:19,322 at this amazing artist retreat in Santa Fe right now 223 00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:22,016 and asked if we'd like to come join her. 224 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,626 And, yeah, Emily's been so busy with work. 225 00:10:23,651 --> 00:10:25,868 And David's been on constant baby duty. 226 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,939 We've just been like two trains passing in the night. 227 00:10:27,964 --> 00:10:29,913 So we just thought it'd be nice to take, like, a trip to Santa Fe 228 00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:31,780 just to like mix things up a little bit. 229 00:10:32,696 --> 00:10:35,990 And avoid thinking about Dad at all? 230 00:10:36,805 --> 00:10:39,704 Yeah, that did also cross my mind. 231 00:10:39,729 --> 00:10:41,217 Yeah. 232 00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:46,013 - Mom? - Oh, well, 233 00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:48,130 I didn't know what you and Max were thinking 234 00:10:48,156 --> 00:10:50,611 and Deb did invite me 235 00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:55,657 to come with her to a health and wellness resort in Hawaii, 236 00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:59,286 and I always knew this was gonna be a tough holiday 237 00:10:59,311 --> 00:11:02,146 and I thought, well, maybe it would be good 238 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:05,263 to get away and by myself a little bit. 239 00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:09,041 But I didn't say yes and I'm not gonna go 240 00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:12,803 unless I have your blessing. So what do you think? 241 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:21,856 ? Did you have to do this? ? 242 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,795 ? I was thinking that you could be trusted ? 243 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,481 ? Did you have to ruin ? 244 00:11:27,506 --> 00:11:30,349 ? What was shining? Now it's all rusted ? 245 00:11:30,374 --> 00:11:34,294 ? Did you have to hit me where I'm weak? ? 246 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:38,770 ? Baby, I couldn't breathe and rub it in so deep ? 247 00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:41,859 ? Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me ? 248 00:11:42,895 --> 00:11:45,535 ? It's so sad to ? 249 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,434 ? Think about the good times ? 250 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:52,223 ? You and I ? 251 00:11:52,248 --> 00:11:55,200 ? 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ? 252 00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:57,908 ? You know it used to be mad love ? 253 00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:01,465 ? So take a look at what you've done, 'cause, baby ? 254 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:04,145 ? Now we got bad blood... Hey! ? 255 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:06,507 ? Now we got problems ? 256 00:12:06,532 --> 00:12:09,335 ? And I don't think we can solve them ? 257 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,028 ? You made a really deep cut ? 258 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:14,770 ? And, baby, now we got bad blood ? 259 00:12:20,145 --> 00:12:23,829 I think you guys should absolutely do 260 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:25,821 your own thing. 261 00:12:26,555 --> 00:12:28,325 You know, but only if you promise 262 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:32,329 to send selfies from all of your crazy adventures. 263 00:12:41,755 --> 00:12:46,454 So, I heard you sing a heart song at dinner. 264 00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:50,946 - Did you? - I did. 265 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,412 Oh, my gosh. Was it "Apples and Bananas," 266 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,459 so you decided to pass the fruit? 267 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,051 That's funny but no. 268 00:12:59,076 --> 00:13:01,739 It was actually "Bad Blood" by Taylor Swift. 269 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,464 And you seemed pretty upset with your family 270 00:13:03,489 --> 00:13:05,587 about not spending the holidays together. 271 00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:08,483 That was the takeaway? 272 00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:12,133 Not really sure there's too many other interpretations there. 273 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,806 Okay. You know what? 274 00:13:16,532 --> 00:13:17,940 I will admit it. 275 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,260 I had some... 276 00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:25,114 feelings when my family told me their plans. 277 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,708 They just... they caught me off-guard, okay? 278 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,414 We've never spent Christmas apart, 279 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:35,317 so maybe I had a, you know, momentary visceral response. 280 00:13:35,342 --> 00:13:38,512 Well, there was also a high kick involved 281 00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:41,559 and you acted a bit like a... like a matador. 282 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:44,346 Okay, I appreciate you trying to analyze my heart song. 283 00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:46,778 But there is far more nuance 284 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:49,095 to this whole heart song thing than you realize. 285 00:13:49,255 --> 00:13:53,740 You're allowed to feel mad and hurt for a second 286 00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:56,165 and then have that impulse go away. 287 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:59,642 Right. But has it gone away? 288 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,760 Yeah. 289 00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:06,985 Yeah. Everyone should be able to do what they want for the holidays. 290 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,238 Totally was in the right 291 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,605 and it's not fair for me to be mad at them about it. 292 00:14:22,538 --> 00:14:24,379 I'm sorry everyone's doing their own thing. 293 00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:26,446 That must be really hard. 294 00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:29,337 I just want you to be happy. 295 00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:34,563 So, whatever you wanna do for Christmas is fine with me. 296 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,908 Well, in that case... And no pressure... 297 00:14:40,736 --> 00:14:42,846 But you better plan something awesome. 298 00:14:45,112 --> 00:14:46,635 Okay. 299 00:14:51,341 --> 00:14:53,153 What are you doing? Stop being so nosy. 300 00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:56,306 There are way too many presents in here with my name on them. 301 00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:59,711 I think the correct response is, "Thank you, Mo." 302 00:14:59,736 --> 00:15:01,270 But I haven't gotten you anything yet. 303 00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:03,145 You are way too hard to shop for. 304 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,307 I don't think so. 305 00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:06,184 Anything with Gucci, Balenciaga, 306 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,493 Dior on it will do just fine. 307 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,083 Who's texting you so much? 308 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:12,408 Phone was buzzing all night long. 309 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,911 Is this you being less nosy? 310 00:15:13,936 --> 00:15:16,359 It's just lots of questions about "Christmas Carol-oke." 311 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:20,036 Is one of the questions what is Christmas Carol-oke? 312 00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:22,504 It is an annual dinner karaoke night 313 00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:24,090 I throw for friends 314 00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:26,333 who don't have family to be with on the holidays. 315 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:30,362 Kind of a "Island of Misfit Boys" type of thing. 316 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,368 Only this year I think I'm gonna pass. 317 00:15:32,523 --> 00:15:34,661 - Why would you do that? - Because I have my own family 318 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,708 to worry about so they're out of luck. 319 00:15:36,807 --> 00:15:38,609 No way. I do not wanna be 320 00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:41,704 the one kicking people out for Christmas. 321 00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:44,513 And that is why I am with you. 322 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,019 It's not 'cause of the beard? 323 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,226 Oh, baby, the beard definitely does help. 324 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:52,587 I'll catch you later. 325 00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:56,801 Is there any way you could pick 326 00:15:56,826 --> 00:15:58,677 Amirah up at the community center around 4:00? 327 00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,625 I've got this big firemen's end of the year party 328 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:05,017 and those things can get pretty lit. 329 00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:07,236 You want me to pick up your daughter? 330 00:16:07,261 --> 00:16:08,115 Yeah. 331 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,356 I like you being more involved in my kids' lives. 332 00:16:10,506 --> 00:16:15,053 Plus Amirah is rehearsing for the big holiday pageant. 333 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,149 Maybe you can give her some tips. 334 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,332 You know, normally I am way more materialistic than this 335 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,605 but you trusting me with your children 336 00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:25,118 is the greatest Christmas present of all. 337 00:16:25,826 --> 00:16:26,942 Bye. 338 00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,295 Bye. 339 00:16:32,139 --> 00:16:35,001 It is a nail biter. 340 00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:38,524 I'm feeling a lot of pressure, folks. 341 00:16:39,054 --> 00:16:41,364 I do not wanna make the wrong decision 342 00:16:41,389 --> 00:16:44,399 and forever alter the dynamics around here. 343 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:49,056 Falling Water is... 344 00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:54,290 but it is hard to deny the Bilbao Guggenheim. 345 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:02,795 You know what, I'm gonna go with the Commodore 64 Home Computer. 346 00:17:03,142 --> 00:17:04,310 Yeah! 347 00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:06,614 Take that, Janice! 348 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:08,058 I mean... 349 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,809 Thank you. It was an honor to participate. 350 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:15,234 Congratulations to all the builders. 351 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,476 Oh, before you all scatter to the winds, 352 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:21,321 I wanted to play you a message from our fearless leader. 353 00:17:25,855 --> 00:17:27,177 Hello. 354 00:17:27,202 --> 00:17:29,009 Sorry I couldn't be with you today 355 00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:32,293 but when the Space Shuttle takes off, it takes off. 356 00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:35,663 I just wanted to say that I hope all of your Christmases are 357 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,301 astronomical. 358 00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:41,088 Or, you know, whatever holiday you celebrate. 359 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,406 You know, the point is Sprq Point's inclusive. 360 00:17:43,431 --> 00:17:46,234 It's tolerant. It's accepting of all people. 361 00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:47,997 Hence the non-denominational holiday sweaters 362 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:50,625 I had made and strongly encouraged you to wear today. 363 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,942 Anyway, thank you for your service. 364 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,590 I guess I'll see you all after another trip around the sun. 365 00:17:58,086 --> 00:18:00,750 No, really, let's go around the sun one more time. 366 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,416 Is anyone else hot? Toni? 367 00:18:02,441 --> 00:18:04,371 Toni, do you have... Is there A/C? 368 00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:07,945 - Have a great break everyone. - I'm really sweating now. 369 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,992 - Hey. - Hey. 370 00:18:10,017 --> 00:18:13,453 So, did you and your family figure out what you're going to do? 371 00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,461 We sure did. We sure did. 372 00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:19,430 We are all going our separate ways this year. 373 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,387 And how are you feeling about that? 374 00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:24,864 It's... it's fine. 375 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:29,152 I mean, maybe it's better because I don't wanna 376 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,184 just dwell on the sadness, you know. 377 00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:34,015 What about you? What are you doing? 378 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,937 Something wild and crazy I hope. 379 00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:39,595 I'm meeting up with my mom and her new husband in Vegas 380 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,103 - which should be weird. - Very weird. 381 00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:42,010 Yeah. 382 00:18:42,212 --> 00:18:44,356 I'll try to check in with you. I just... 383 00:18:44,928 --> 00:18:47,614 I hope you're able to find some joy over the holidays. 384 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,486 You too. 385 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,238 - Thanks, Simon. - Yeah. 386 00:18:54,406 --> 00:18:55,730 But, you know, what? 387 00:18:55,756 --> 00:18:58,067 Who needs to be with family anyway? 388 00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:01,637 Not me, said the flea. 389 00:19:04,681 --> 00:19:06,841 Hey, gang. 390 00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:10,472 I just wanted to come and say goodbye. 391 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,293 Anybody got any big vacation plans? 392 00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:19,586 Come on, some of you must be doing something fun. 393 00:19:19,611 --> 00:19:21,253 Gingerbread man, what about you? 394 00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:25,687 I'm just going bird watching with my brothers 395 00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:29,556 and parents at an incredible wildlife refuge in New Mexico. 396 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,450 But I'm sure it's gonna be terrible. 397 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,914 Okay. 398 00:19:37,939 --> 00:19:39,799 Speaking of birds, what are you two lovebirds doing? 399 00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:42,341 We're going skiing with my whole extended fam. 400 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,383 Mac's about to meet all the Batras! 401 00:19:45,408 --> 00:19:47,610 - That should be fun, right? - Oh, yeah. 402 00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:50,197 As long as she stays away from my Uncle Jimmy. 403 00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:54,203 Truthfully, I think the whole skiing industrial complex 404 00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:55,505 is a real racket anyway, 405 00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,645 so it's probably gonna be pretty lame. 406 00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:02,032 I see what's going on here. 407 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:04,383 You all are trying to downplay your vacation 408 00:20:04,408 --> 00:20:06,703 so I don't feel bad about mine, is that it? 409 00:20:06,728 --> 00:20:08,758 You don't have to do that. Really. 410 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,485 No, it's not what we're doing. 411 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,836 It's not? 412 00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:14,945 Uh, I'm actually pretty sure that most of us 413 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:19,098 would prefer to be here, working, with you. 414 00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:27,765 ? You know I'm a dreamer ? 415 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,774 ? But my heart's of gold ? 416 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:33,852 ? I had to run away high ? 417 00:20:33,877 --> 00:20:36,599 ? So I wouldn't come home low ? 418 00:20:36,624 --> 00:20:39,594 ? Just when things went right ? 419 00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:42,758 ? It doesn't mean they were always wrong ? 420 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,750 ? Just take this song ? 421 00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:49,305 ? And you'll never feel left all alone ? 422 00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:51,782 Maybe I'm wrong. 423 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,637 ? I'm on my way ? 424 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,797 ? I'm on my way ? 425 00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,578 ? Home sweet home ? 426 00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:03,207 Nope, not wrong. Not wrong at all. 427 00:21:04,301 --> 00:21:07,398 ? You know that I've seen ? 428 00:21:07,423 --> 00:21:10,907 ? Too many romantic dreams ? 429 00:21:10,932 --> 00:21:16,578 ? Up in lights, falling off the silver screen ? 430 00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:22,649 ? My heart's like an open book for the whole world to read ? 431 00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:25,337 ? Sometimes nothing ? 432 00:21:25,478 --> 00:21:29,055 ? Keeps me together at the seams ? 433 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,625 - ? I'm on my way ? - ? I'm on my way ? 434 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:38,598 ? Home sweet home ? 435 00:21:38,776 --> 00:21:44,312 ? Tonight, tonight I'm on my way ? 436 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,920 ? Just set me free ? 437 00:21:47,096 --> 00:21:51,384 ? Home sweet home ? 438 00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:57,876 ? Home sweet home ? 439 00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:02,476 ? I'm on my way ? 440 00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:05,531 ? Just set me free ? 441 00:22:05,556 --> 00:22:10,481 ? Home sweet home ? 442 00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:14,075 Understood. 443 00:22:14,656 --> 00:22:20,367 ? Joy to the world, the Lord is come ? 444 00:22:20,487 --> 00:22:25,613 ? Let Earth receive her king ? 445 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:29,264 Guess I'm early. I hope the director doesn't mind. 446 00:22:29,364 --> 00:22:33,092 Baby, if this were my rehearsal and someone just barged on in, heads would roll. 447 00:22:33,136 --> 00:22:34,418 I think you're safe. 448 00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,779 This is just a nice little kid's show. 449 00:22:36,914 --> 00:22:38,134 Is one of them yours? 450 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:41,509 Oh no, I'm... I'm Susan. I'm the director. 451 00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:44,185 Okay. Ms. Susan. I see you. 452 00:22:44,211 --> 00:22:46,769 I love having a woman director up in here. Okay. 453 00:22:46,794 --> 00:22:48,516 And yours is? 454 00:22:48,641 --> 00:22:50,634 That adorable bundle of hair on the end. 455 00:22:50,659 --> 00:22:52,068 Hi, honey. 456 00:22:52,217 --> 00:22:55,115 Although she's not mine. Maybe one day. 457 00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:59,842 So what do you think of all these little angels? 458 00:23:00,528 --> 00:23:02,750 Did you really want my opinion? 459 00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:05,728 Oh, uh, sure, sure. You said "your rehearsal." 460 00:23:05,753 --> 00:23:07,185 You must know a thing or two about... 461 00:23:07,209 --> 00:23:09,392 I think they look scared. They look like they're being held hostage. 462 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:10,874 The song is called "Joy to the World," Susan. 463 00:23:10,899 --> 00:23:12,478 Do you see any joy in that stage? 464 00:23:12,503 --> 00:23:14,181 Joy, anywhere? 465 00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:17,337 No. No. I, I don't... I don't disagree. 466 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,364 It's a timid group we have this year, uh, 467 00:23:19,389 --> 00:23:21,259 but if you have any ideas for how we could make the... 468 00:23:21,284 --> 00:23:22,911 Sure, hold my purse. 469 00:23:23,557 --> 00:23:25,119 Hi, kids. 470 00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:29,803 Where's your rattle? 471 00:23:30,816 --> 00:23:33,044 Let's go find it. 472 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,549 You all right? 473 00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:45,945 It's just... it's odd seeing the house at Christmas 474 00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:47,565 without any decorations. 475 00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:49,320 Hi, guys. 476 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,125 Hey. Do you know where that photo is of me in "The Nutcracker"? 477 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:53,922 Max doesn't believe that I was Clara. 478 00:23:53,947 --> 00:23:55,949 Oh, it's probably out in the garage 479 00:23:55,974 --> 00:23:57,887 with the rest of the Christmas stuff. 480 00:23:59,159 --> 00:24:01,201 I'm taking Zoey to see "The Nutcracker" tonight, 481 00:24:01,226 --> 00:24:03,047 just to give her a little taste of Christmas. 482 00:24:03,073 --> 00:24:05,617 That's not a guilt trip because you're all leaving town for the holidays. 483 00:24:05,642 --> 00:24:08,906 It's just me trying to be cute, you know, as I do. 484 00:24:09,253 --> 00:24:11,261 I don't know who there is because... 485 00:24:11,287 --> 00:24:13,897 Mom, can you believe all the cards that people sent us this year? 486 00:24:13,922 --> 00:24:15,564 All these, like, perfect families 487 00:24:15,589 --> 00:24:19,617 in their perfect houses with their perfect little kids. 488 00:24:19,642 --> 00:24:21,425 When did this become a thing? 489 00:24:21,589 --> 00:24:24,930 This is not a judgment against you, Miles. 490 00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:27,953 This is just them railing against society, 491 00:24:27,978 --> 00:24:29,594 that's all that is. 492 00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,761 People really go all out, huh? 493 00:24:31,786 --> 00:24:33,738 Oh, those are nothing compared to 494 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,912 the "Gluck Family Holiday Newsletter." 495 00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:40,316 Who are the Glucks and why do I wanna be them? 496 00:24:40,341 --> 00:24:42,800 Hey, you don't wanna be them. Adam Gluck is a douchebag, okay? 497 00:24:42,826 --> 00:24:45,165 - We went to law school with him. - Yeah, and every year, he sends us 498 00:24:45,191 --> 00:24:46,883 a long Christmas newsletter 499 00:24:46,908 --> 00:24:48,813 bragging about his family's accomplishments. 500 00:24:48,838 --> 00:24:52,110 Along with multiple photos of him, of his wife, of their kids... 501 00:24:52,135 --> 00:24:54,978 Their two Bernedoodles that they "rescued." 502 00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:57,430 That is a nice backyard. 503 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,145 Houses are cheaper in Georgia. 504 00:24:59,261 --> 00:25:01,834 - They're cheaper there. - A lot cheaper. 505 00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:03,998 I just... I just wanna figure out a way to, like, 506 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:06,866 shove it back in his smug, perfect face. 507 00:25:06,891 --> 00:25:09,458 Well, there is. You can make up your own newsletter 508 00:25:09,483 --> 00:25:11,013 and send it only to him. 509 00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:14,243 He won't know you're lying and you can say whatever you want on it. 510 00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:19,184 Found it. 511 00:25:23,286 --> 00:25:27,311 Just helped two more people. No song even needed this time. 512 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,001 See? There I am. I told you! 513 00:25:32,026 --> 00:25:33,486 - This is amazing! - ... ly embarrassing, 514 00:25:33,511 --> 00:25:36,018 which is why it mostly stays in a box. 515 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:40,498 Oh, my God. What are these doing in here? 516 00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:42,263 I haven't seen these for years. 517 00:25:42,288 --> 00:25:45,191 I think you once tap danced for us on Christmas Eve. 518 00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:47,486 - To... - "Jingle Bells"! 519 00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:50,365 Oh, my God, I must've had a lot of eggnog that night. 520 00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:52,232 - Oh, this is cool. - Yeah. 521 00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:53,729 Ooh, be careful with that! 522 00:25:53,965 --> 00:25:55,209 You'll have to forgive her. 523 00:25:55,234 --> 00:25:58,170 That's a very meaningful snow globe around this house. 524 00:25:58,195 --> 00:26:00,432 Our dad used to pull it out and wind it up, 525 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,831 and he'd announce to everyone 526 00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:04,302 that the Christmas season had officially begun. 527 00:26:04,335 --> 00:26:06,732 And one time, he let me do it, and 528 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:11,065 it was the first night I really felt like I was a part of the family. 529 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:37,850 - Santa! - Oh, my goodness! 530 00:26:38,756 --> 00:26:40,994 Merry Christmas. 531 00:26:41,019 --> 00:26:45,324 ? Have yourself a merry little Christmas ? 532 00:26:45,555 --> 00:26:48,608 And where's Maggie? 533 00:26:48,783 --> 00:26:51,345 Christmas ham. 534 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,635 - Oh, are you ready? - That looks amazing. 535 00:27:18,254 --> 00:27:21,726 Zoey, ready to go? We're gonna miss the show. 536 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,152 Yeah. 537 00:27:25,022 --> 00:27:26,335 Sorry. 538 00:27:31,422 --> 00:27:34,285 Thank you for taking me to the ballet tonight. 539 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,200 That was very sweet. 540 00:27:36,225 --> 00:27:37,786 That, my sugarplum fairy, 541 00:27:37,811 --> 00:27:40,607 is just the first of many holiday surprises 542 00:27:40,632 --> 00:27:43,015 you have requested and I have planned. 543 00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:45,755 Now, tell me something. 544 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:49,525 What is your take on RVs? 545 00:27:50,999 --> 00:27:53,935 Well, I was super jealous of David's racecar bed as a child, 546 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,809 so I am big fan of anything with wheels that you can sleep in. 547 00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:59,881 - Why? - Well, I may have looked into 548 00:27:59,906 --> 00:28:02,114 renting us one for a couple weeks. 549 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:05,263 See, the thing is, Christmas really means nothing to me, 550 00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:06,890 and... and maybe, just maybe, 551 00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:10,098 this year it doesn't have to mean anything to you either. 552 00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:12,952 I was thinking we could hop in the ol' RV, 553 00:28:12,978 --> 00:28:16,302 head to the desert, and just wander around, 554 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:18,634 like my people did for 40 years. 555 00:28:18,807 --> 00:28:21,572 There wouldn't be any Christmas anything in sight. 556 00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:24,798 It could honestly be like it never even happened. 557 00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:27,623 Look, Zoey, 558 00:28:27,648 --> 00:28:31,443 I know how important this holiday is to you, but... 559 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,619 this could be special in its own way. 560 00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,705 Truly, Zoey. 561 00:28:46,608 --> 00:28:49,708 ? I see the crystal raindrops fall ? 562 00:28:49,733 --> 00:28:52,136 ? And the beauty of it all ? 563 00:28:52,161 --> 00:28:55,478 ? Is when the sun comes shining through ? 564 00:28:56,932 --> 00:29:00,169 ? To make those rainbows in my mind ? 565 00:29:00,194 --> 00:29:02,677 ? When I think of you sometime ? 566 00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:06,386 ? And I wanna spend some time with you ? 567 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,853 ? Just the two of us ? 568 00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:11,942 ? We can make it if we try ? 569 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:14,490 ? Just the two of us ? 570 00:29:14,515 --> 00:29:16,630 ? Just the two of us ? 571 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:19,418 ? Just the two of us ? 572 00:29:19,443 --> 00:29:22,310 ? Building castles in the sky ? 573 00:29:22,335 --> 00:29:24,869 ? Just the two of us ? 574 00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:27,736 ? You and I ? 575 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,783 So, what do you think? 576 00:29:32,393 --> 00:29:35,837 - Definitely an idea. - Right. 577 00:29:35,862 --> 00:29:38,805 But I guess I just... I don't know. 578 00:29:38,937 --> 00:29:41,039 Maybe I wanna... 579 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:44,528 ? Haul out the holly ? 580 00:29:44,553 --> 00:29:48,919 ? Put up the tree before my spirit falls again ? 581 00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:51,907 ? Fill up the stocking ? 582 00:29:51,932 --> 00:29:54,138 ? I may be rushing things ? 583 00:29:54,163 --> 00:29:58,788 ? But deck the halls again now ? 584 00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:01,980 ? For we need a little Christmas ? 585 00:30:02,005 --> 00:30:03,935 ? Right this very minute ? 586 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,802 ? Candles in the window ? 587 00:30:05,827 --> 00:30:07,148 ? Carols at the spinet ? 588 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,336 ? Yes, we need a little Christmas ? 589 00:30:09,361 --> 00:30:11,169 ? Right this very minute ? 590 00:30:11,194 --> 00:30:12,945 ? It hasn't snowed a single flurry ? 591 00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:15,494 ? But, Santa dear, we're in a hurry ? 592 00:30:18,363 --> 00:30:21,614 ? Just the two of us ? 593 00:30:21,639 --> 00:30:24,362 ? We can make it if we try ? 594 00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,809 ? Just the two of us ? 595 00:30:26,847 --> 00:30:29,041 ? Just the two of us ? 596 00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:31,880 ? Just the two of us ? 597 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:34,794 ? Building them castles in the sky ? 598 00:30:34,819 --> 00:30:37,489 ? Just the two of us ? 599 00:30:37,514 --> 00:30:40,878 - ? You and ? - ? Climb down the chimney ? 600 00:30:40,903 --> 00:30:45,552 ? Turn on the brightest string of lights I've ever seen ? 601 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,638 ? Slice up the fruit cake ? 602 00:30:48,663 --> 00:30:51,388 ? It's time we've hung some tinsel ? 603 00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:55,377 ? On the evergreen bough ? 604 00:30:55,402 --> 00:30:57,861 ? Just the two of us ? 605 00:30:57,886 --> 00:31:00,005 ? We can make it if we ? 606 00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:03,638 ? Need a little music, need a little laughter ? 607 00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:07,153 ? Need a little singing ringing through the rafter ? 608 00:31:07,178 --> 00:31:11,022 ? And we need a little snappy, happy ever after ? 609 00:31:11,047 --> 00:31:16,778 ? We need a little Christmas ? 610 00:31:16,803 --> 00:31:21,207 ? Now ? 611 00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:28,099 You're reading my mind right now, aren't you? 612 00:31:28,124 --> 00:31:30,521 You're reading mine, and you definitely don't wanna 613 00:31:30,546 --> 00:31:33,119 do something just the two of us. 614 00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:36,661 It's all... 615 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:40,150 It's all really nice, Max. Truly. 616 00:31:40,515 --> 00:31:42,814 - It's just... - What? 617 00:31:43,159 --> 00:31:45,860 I don't wanna not think about my dad and be apart from my family for the holidays. 618 00:31:45,884 --> 00:31:48,067 It's not the Clarkes. It doesn't feel right. I want us all to be together 619 00:31:48,092 --> 00:31:50,372 and have the most Mitch Christmas ever! 620 00:31:50,397 --> 00:31:52,091 Okay. Then that's what we'll do. 621 00:31:52,116 --> 00:31:54,236 We will totally go for it. 622 00:31:54,589 --> 00:31:57,747 Honestly, I was worried about driving an RV anyway. 623 00:31:57,772 --> 00:31:59,424 They're really big, uh... 624 00:32:10,356 --> 00:32:11,922 I don't know about you guys, 625 00:32:11,947 --> 00:32:13,429 but as hard as I try, 626 00:32:13,454 --> 00:32:16,310 most of my memories of Dad are from when he was sick. 627 00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:20,403 And I think... I think it's super important 628 00:32:20,428 --> 00:32:23,442 that we remember the good times 629 00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:28,575 and all of the amazing things Dad did for our family, 630 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,846 which is why 631 00:32:30,369 --> 00:32:33,457 I think we should have Christmas together. 632 00:32:34,455 --> 00:32:36,481 - So what do you guys think? - What's he doing with the train? 633 00:32:36,506 --> 00:32:38,544 - Is he facing it? Is he facing the camera? - Yeah, he is. 634 00:32:38,570 --> 00:32:42,424 Vajna, why don't you take five? I just think Miles clearly is not bringing it right now, 635 00:32:42,557 --> 00:32:45,443 You know. Here. Just work your magic. 636 00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:48,107 You guys are really going all out for this Christmas card, huh? 637 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,370 Christmas newsletter. It's a newsletter, Zoey. 638 00:32:50,396 --> 00:32:52,580 Yeah, and by the time Adam Gluck gets it, 639 00:32:52,606 --> 00:32:55,450 it's gonna look like we were skiing in St. Moritz. 640 00:32:55,872 --> 00:32:57,620 We're gonna blow his Glucking mind. 641 00:32:57,646 --> 00:33:00,915 Okay. So I know you already have plans with your sister. 642 00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:04,114 But is there any chance you'd change them, please? 643 00:33:04,139 --> 00:33:05,536 Please, please, please, please? 644 00:33:05,561 --> 00:33:06,614 Okay, I'll admit it. 645 00:33:06,639 --> 00:33:10,333 We've kinda been dreading going ever since Jenna informed us 646 00:33:10,358 --> 00:33:12,750 we'd be staying in a yurt and eating tofurkey. 647 00:33:12,775 --> 00:33:13,864 Yeah, that sounds bad. 648 00:33:13,887 --> 00:33:16,746 And was she joking when she said she needed us to denounce Christmas 649 00:33:16,772 --> 00:33:19,434 as just "another example of the mass Capitalist agenda"? 650 00:33:19,459 --> 00:33:22,052 - I couldn't tell. Honestly, I couldn't tell. - Me either. 651 00:33:22,264 --> 00:33:24,246 Oh, Zoey. I mean... 652 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:29,082 Look, it would be really nice to spend Christmas with my family 653 00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:31,951 and, you know, we could just really focus on all the good times. 654 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:35,220 I promise you both, I will make it super special. 655 00:33:35,245 --> 00:33:37,247 Just like how Dad used to do it. 656 00:33:38,829 --> 00:33:41,184 - All right, yeah. - Let's do it. 657 00:33:41,209 --> 00:33:43,031 Beep, beep. 658 00:33:43,983 --> 00:33:48,536 Okay. We'll cancel on Jenna if you agree to throw fake snow at us 659 00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:50,195 as we shred a black diamond. 660 00:33:50,221 --> 00:33:52,012 - Deal! - Vajna, we're back! 661 00:33:52,037 --> 00:33:53,762 - We're back. - Great, okay. 662 00:33:53,787 --> 00:33:55,324 So now all I have to do is convince Mom, 663 00:33:55,349 --> 00:33:57,702 - and that shouldn't be too hard, right? - It might be. 664 00:33:57,728 --> 00:33:58,645 Why? 665 00:33:58,671 --> 00:34:02,423 Oh, well, she and Deb are really excited about their trip to Hawaii, so... 666 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:04,810 There he is. Oh, yeah. 667 00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,603 How excited? 668 00:34:06,787 --> 00:34:11,134 ? Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say ? 669 00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:16,462 ? On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day ? 670 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:21,110 ? That's the island greeting that we send to you ? 671 00:34:21,135 --> 00:34:25,812 ? From the land where palm trees sway ? 672 00:34:28,424 --> 00:34:32,657 ? Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright ? 673 00:34:32,682 --> 00:34:38,164 ? The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night ? 674 00:34:38,189 --> 00:34:42,493 ? Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way ? 675 00:34:42,518 --> 00:34:46,490 ? To say Merry Christmas to you ? 676 00:34:47,592 --> 00:34:49,946 And then we were thinking of going zip-lining. 677 00:34:49,971 --> 00:34:51,453 If we're not still hung over 678 00:34:51,478 --> 00:34:54,024 from our booze cruise the night before. 679 00:34:54,049 --> 00:34:56,578 - And the odds of that are? - Mm, no comment. 680 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:02,102 So, clearly, you two are excited about this trip, 681 00:35:02,127 --> 00:35:03,768 and I'm just wondering 682 00:35:03,793 --> 00:35:07,466 if you would consider the possibility of... 683 00:35:09,394 --> 00:35:10,860 Postponing it? 684 00:35:10,885 --> 00:35:12,727 - Not on your life. - Why would we do that? 685 00:35:12,752 --> 00:35:15,462 Listen, Mom, I think that it's great 686 00:35:15,487 --> 00:35:17,449 that you are gonna take this vacation to... 687 00:35:17,474 --> 00:35:19,294 Jingle and mingle. 688 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:26,016 And find yourself again, which I totally support. 689 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,011 But I'm just wondering if you could maybe find yourself... 690 00:35:30,511 --> 00:35:33,829 another time. Like maybe December 26th or even later? 691 00:35:33,854 --> 00:35:35,899 Why didn't you say something before this? 692 00:35:35,924 --> 00:35:37,712 'Cause I didn't realize how much it meant to me until now, 693 00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:39,258 and how important I think it would be 694 00:35:39,283 --> 00:35:40,993 for all of us to honor Dad 695 00:35:41,019 --> 00:35:44,248 and find our Christmas joy together again. 696 00:35:44,273 --> 00:35:48,474 If you stay, I promise I will handle everything. 697 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,056 You won't even have to lift a finger. 698 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:53,298 But what about Deb? I mean, I can't just leave her stranded. 699 00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:55,571 Yeah, your mother's not the only widow here 700 00:35:55,596 --> 00:35:57,794 looking to escape for the holidays. 701 00:35:57,950 --> 00:36:01,073 I spent last year with my son's in-laws. 702 00:36:01,098 --> 00:36:03,421 Zoey, their cat sat at the table. 703 00:36:03,446 --> 00:36:05,774 Well, then you can come to our Christmas Eve dinner too. 704 00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:07,181 Mom, think about it. 705 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:11,313 Eggnog, a huge feast, and then we can all watch 706 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,735 one of Dad's favorite old black-and-white movies together. 707 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,411 That was always my favorite part. It sounds pretty great. I mean, doesn't it? 708 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,282 She really wants us to stay. 709 00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:26,763 I know she does. She played the dead Dad card. 710 00:36:26,933 --> 00:36:29,326 You know I can hear you, right? 711 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,384 So do you think the trip is refundable? 712 00:36:32,409 --> 00:36:34,411 My travel agent is a miracle worker 713 00:36:34,436 --> 00:36:36,829 so we could probably get a credit. 714 00:36:36,854 --> 00:36:38,790 And maybe postpone it to a later date? 715 00:36:38,815 --> 00:36:40,348 Spring break? 716 00:36:43,145 --> 00:36:46,071 Can't. I have a huge install in March. 717 00:36:46,096 --> 00:36:47,747 Uh, what about February? 718 00:36:48,145 --> 00:36:50,598 Pre- or post-Valentine's day? 719 00:36:51,253 --> 00:36:53,329 During! 720 00:36:53,501 --> 00:36:54,884 Sold. 721 00:36:54,909 --> 00:36:57,591 But I'm not happy about this, and I want you to know that. 722 00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:01,747 So much for hot Christmas with hot men. 723 00:37:04,664 --> 00:37:06,766 - She'll be fine. - Thank you, Mom. 724 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,553 This is gonna be so great... 725 00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:10,398 if I can pull it all together before Christmas. 726 00:37:10,423 --> 00:37:13,169 There are a million things to do and we don't even have a tree yet. 727 00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:18,261 ? Boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la ? 728 00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:22,050 ? 'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la... ? 729 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:25,065 Valentina, you're singing so quietly, 730 00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:28,175 dogs couldn't hear you. And, Sonny, remember, 731 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,404 the audience is out here and not on the floor. 732 00:37:31,429 --> 00:37:34,315 And, Amirah, I know that's not all you got in you. 733 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:37,827 You were more excited watching your brother play Minecraft yesterday. 734 00:37:37,852 --> 00:37:41,456 Mo, uh, I get that you're trying to help 735 00:37:41,481 --> 00:37:44,433 but you maybe wanna go a little easier on the children. 736 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:46,737 It's just a sweet community holiday... 737 00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:49,394 Did easy ever win anyone an EGOT? 738 00:37:49,427 --> 00:37:51,584 - What's an EGOT? - Why are you doing this to me? 739 00:37:52,418 --> 00:37:55,901 I am teaching them a very, very valuable lesson 740 00:37:55,926 --> 00:37:58,489 on how the entertainment business works, Susan. 741 00:37:58,514 --> 00:38:00,452 Well, you're the professional. 742 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:01,729 I am. 743 00:38:01,754 --> 00:38:04,096 - Can I go to the bathroom? - No! 744 00:38:04,446 --> 00:38:06,789 Everyone, back to one! 745 00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:09,072 Back to one! 746 00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:13,802 ? Deck the halls with boughs of... ? 747 00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:22,182 How great is this! 748 00:38:22,207 --> 00:38:25,651 The whole family back at the Christmas tree lot 749 00:38:25,676 --> 00:38:27,776 looking for trees together. 750 00:38:27,802 --> 00:38:29,720 Oh, it's all happening. 751 00:38:29,745 --> 00:38:32,667 Uh, exactly how many candy canes did she eat before we got here? 752 00:38:32,692 --> 00:38:34,363 Hey, this is my first time getting a tree. 753 00:38:34,388 --> 00:38:36,636 These things were strictly forbidden in my house growing up 754 00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:38,262 so I am just as excited as she is. 755 00:38:38,287 --> 00:38:39,331 Hello, folks. 756 00:38:39,356 --> 00:38:41,573 Welcome to Lumber Jack's Christmas tree lot. 757 00:38:41,598 --> 00:38:43,561 I am Jack and Jack is me. 758 00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:46,362 Can I interest you all in anything in particular? 759 00:38:46,387 --> 00:38:48,979 Yes, Jack. We are looking for a tree. 760 00:38:49,004 --> 00:38:51,570 Well, you've come to the right place. 761 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,507 Any specific type in mind? 762 00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:56,408 What do you guys think? Should we mix it up a little bit? 763 00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:59,035 Maybe a red cedar or... Oh, I know. 764 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,464 A blue spruce. They are so festive. 765 00:39:01,489 --> 00:39:04,042 Look out. This lady knows her stuff. 766 00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:06,029 Check out the Fraser firs. 767 00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:09,093 They look and smell great and are surprisingly durable. 768 00:39:09,118 --> 00:39:10,893 Yeah, that could work, 769 00:39:10,919 --> 00:39:13,788 or we could throw caution to the wind 770 00:39:13,813 --> 00:39:16,255 and just get some sort of pine. 771 00:39:22,575 --> 00:39:26,175 Sorry, sorry to interrupt all this tree bonding 772 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,081 but I actually have a very clear vision in my head for this whole Christmas experience 773 00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:31,956 and I'd really like to keep things exactly the way 774 00:39:31,981 --> 00:39:33,461 we did them in the past. 775 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:35,944 Douglas fir it is. 776 00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:38,351 Well, right this way. 777 00:39:38,733 --> 00:39:41,198 So how do you know so much about Christmas trees? 778 00:39:41,223 --> 00:39:43,085 You don't work for the competition, do you? 779 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:46,026 No. I'm a landscape architect. 780 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,134 That's good news. I thought for a second 781 00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:51,822 you might be Holly from Jolly Holly's Tree Emporium. 782 00:39:51,944 --> 00:39:55,554 No. I'm Maggie from Menlo Park. 783 00:39:56,179 --> 00:39:59,162 My family's been coming here for years. 784 00:39:59,285 --> 00:40:01,120 That's why you look so familiar. 785 00:40:01,145 --> 00:40:02,417 Yeah. 786 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:05,381 Your husband, is he taking the night off or... 787 00:40:06,425 --> 00:40:08,425 So that's one way of putting it. 788 00:40:08,457 --> 00:40:11,332 He is no longer with us. 789 00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:15,800 So a very long night off then, huh? I'm sorry. 790 00:40:15,825 --> 00:40:17,160 Yeah, it's okay. 791 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,708 - Oh, right this way. - Okay. 792 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:23,772 I just remembered Dad lifting me up right over there and saying, 793 00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:26,611 "What if we made David the ornament on the top of the tree this year?" 794 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:29,412 Hey, is it just me or is there a little bit of a vibe between Jack and mom? 795 00:40:29,438 --> 00:40:31,182 - Don't ruin this for me. - Oh. 796 00:40:31,207 --> 00:40:35,182 So this is our fir section. 797 00:40:35,207 --> 00:40:37,999 Wow, sure hope it's fake fir. Am I right? 798 00:40:38,492 --> 00:40:41,075 - I'm Jewish. - This one. 799 00:40:41,199 --> 00:40:43,226 This is the tree I want. 800 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,226 Excellent choice. 801 00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:48,223 Listen, don't tell anyone, but... 802 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:50,878 I'm giving you the friends and family discount. 803 00:40:50,903 --> 00:40:52,264 Aw, thank you. 804 00:40:52,289 --> 00:40:54,796 - That'll be $110. - Okay. 805 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:59,823 I'll be right back with the change. 806 00:40:59,848 --> 00:41:01,362 Holler if you want anything else. 807 00:41:01,387 --> 00:41:02,851 - Okay. - Okay. 808 00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:09,753 ? I threw a wish in the well ? 809 00:41:09,778 --> 00:41:12,003 ? Don't ask me, I'll never tell ? 810 00:41:12,028 --> 00:41:14,284 ? I looked to you as it fell ? 811 00:41:14,309 --> 00:41:16,431 ? And now you're in my way ? 812 00:41:16,456 --> 00:41:18,659 ? I'd trade my soul for a wish ? 813 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:20,940 ? Pennies and dimes for a kiss ? 814 00:41:20,965 --> 00:41:23,261 ? I wasn't looking for this ? 815 00:41:23,286 --> 00:41:25,849 ? But now you're in my way ? 816 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:27,479 ? Your stare was holdin' ? 817 00:41:27,504 --> 00:41:29,714 ? Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ? 818 00:41:29,739 --> 00:41:31,821 ? Hot night, wind was blowin' ? 819 00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:34,869 ? Where you think you're going, baby? ? 820 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:41,306 ? Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ? 821 00:41:41,331 --> 00:41:45,795 ? But here's my number so call me, maybe? ? 822 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:50,419 ? It's hard to look right at you, baby ? 823 00:41:50,444 --> 00:41:54,488 ? But here's my number so call me, maybe? ? 824 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:59,158 ? Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ? 825 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:04,739 ? But here's my number so call me, maybe? ? 826 00:42:04,764 --> 00:42:06,798 And here's your change, Maggie May. 827 00:42:08,289 --> 00:42:12,298 Uh, thank you... Lumber Jack. 828 00:42:28,986 --> 00:42:31,907 - It is awfully quiet in here. - Yeah. 829 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:37,716 It must be tough living by yourself sometimes all alone. 830 00:42:37,964 --> 00:42:41,426 Well, yeah, it does get a little bit lonely, 831 00:42:41,903 --> 00:42:45,938 but lately I've been into these Icelandic crime dramas. 832 00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:49,213 They are... they really make the time go fast. 833 00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,809 So I know you had mentioned to David and Emily and I 834 00:42:52,834 --> 00:42:56,158 that at some point you were thinking 835 00:42:56,183 --> 00:42:59,606 maybe of dipping your toe back in the dating pool 836 00:42:59,631 --> 00:43:01,712 and I'm wondering is that time now? 837 00:43:02,194 --> 00:43:03,716 I don't know, Zoey. 838 00:43:03,741 --> 00:43:06,343 I mean, honestly, I wouldn't even know where to begin. 839 00:43:06,368 --> 00:43:09,286 Okay, well, there is this new thing called internet dating. 840 00:43:09,311 --> 00:43:11,517 And we could look online together. 841 00:43:11,752 --> 00:43:15,181 I mea... if you want. 842 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:18,595 Okay. I mean, that could be fun. 843 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,626 Okay. 844 00:43:21,405 --> 00:43:23,948 What age range would like, Mom? 845 00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:30,895 I, uh, will go with 50 to 65. 846 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,732 Meow! 847 00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:34,145 Okay, sorry. 848 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:36,059 And now I'm also just gonna say, for now, 849 00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:38,887 that you only want someone within a ten mile radius. 850 00:43:38,912 --> 00:43:42,782 - And we're in. - Wait. 851 00:43:43,183 --> 00:43:44,544 What do you think of this guy? 852 00:43:44,569 --> 00:43:47,481 That is a single guy who lives in this area 853 00:43:47,506 --> 00:43:49,337 who's looking to date? 854 00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:52,579 No. He's way too short for me. 855 00:43:53,911 --> 00:43:56,493 Never trust guy with a ponytail. 856 00:43:57,540 --> 00:44:00,486 That was taken 30 years ago, Zoey. 857 00:44:01,617 --> 00:44:04,887 Oh, God. They allow that online? 858 00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:06,630 You know what? Let's, um... 859 00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:09,812 How about we fill out a quick profile for you instead? 860 00:44:09,923 --> 00:44:11,513 Finish this sentence. 861 00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:14,458 This year, something I would like to try is... 862 00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:17,046 Learn more about equine therapy. 863 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:25,633 Something that is nonnegotiable for me is... 864 00:44:25,658 --> 00:44:28,290 - Excessive back hair. - Mom, okay. 865 00:44:29,404 --> 00:44:32,207 I know I have found the one when... 866 00:44:32,232 --> 00:44:36,189 I stop thinking about your father every second of the day. 867 00:44:44,606 --> 00:44:48,698 I don't think I'm ready for this yet. 868 00:44:48,881 --> 00:44:52,358 Let's just put a pin in the dating stuff 869 00:44:52,383 --> 00:44:56,467 and we'll revisit it after the holidays, okay? 870 00:44:57,706 --> 00:44:59,215 Sorry. 871 00:45:01,635 --> 00:45:03,336 Let's do the tree. 872 00:45:06,576 --> 00:45:08,738 - All right, how we doing? - Amazing. 873 00:45:08,763 --> 00:45:11,803 Love this one of us finishing the Ironman triathlon 874 00:45:11,828 --> 00:45:13,569 with Miles in a stroller in front of us. 875 00:45:13,594 --> 00:45:15,035 The stroller was a fantastic touch. 876 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,451 Yeah. Vanja is worth all the money. 877 00:45:17,476 --> 00:45:18,491 All of it. 878 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:21,542 Now, all we have left to do is actually write the newsletter. 879 00:45:21,697 --> 00:45:25,398 So the question is how far can we take it 880 00:45:25,424 --> 00:45:27,656 while also still being believable? 881 00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:30,805 For example, yes, we climbed the Himalayas. 882 00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:34,311 And Miles is the new face of an organic baby formula. 883 00:45:34,336 --> 00:45:36,171 Ooh, I love that. That's so good, 884 00:45:36,197 --> 00:45:38,228 but we did not finish the addition to our compound. 885 00:45:38,372 --> 00:45:39,671 - Why not? - I mean, Adam can look up 886 00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:41,984 building records. We have no idea what he's capable of. 887 00:45:42,010 --> 00:45:44,224 Great point. The man's a monster. 888 00:45:44,249 --> 00:45:48,223 Okay, so then I guess writing the next Great American novel is off the table too then? 889 00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:49,737 Yeah, we don't wanna have to explain 890 00:45:49,763 --> 00:45:52,206 why it never came out in next year's Christmas newsletter. 891 00:45:53,373 --> 00:45:55,223 - This is fun. - Yeah. 892 00:45:55,248 --> 00:45:57,301 Okay, so then how about we start with this? 893 00:45:57,326 --> 00:46:00,013 Another year... for the record books. 894 00:46:00,084 --> 00:46:01,606 Ooh, that's nice. 895 00:46:01,631 --> 00:46:05,087 Uh, somehow our magical little brood has done it again. 896 00:46:05,906 --> 00:46:07,473 Baby, you should be a writer. 897 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:10,356 Oh, thanks. You know, I've actually been thinking about starting, like, 898 00:46:10,381 --> 00:46:13,021 - a stay-at-home daddy blog. - Oh, no, I don't think you should do that. 899 00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:17,205 Uh, morning. What are you doing? 900 00:46:17,230 --> 00:46:19,598 Sewing sequins onto tiny little robes to impress my man. 901 00:46:19,623 --> 00:46:21,626 - You? - I don't get it. 902 00:46:22,249 --> 00:46:23,249 What...? 903 00:46:24,756 --> 00:46:28,269 Where are all the delicious treats you make that I then come over and eat and love? 904 00:46:28,294 --> 00:46:30,232 Girl, you know I don't have time for baked goods 905 00:46:30,257 --> 00:46:31,817 when I'm in the act of creation. 906 00:46:31,842 --> 00:46:33,098 Oh, sorry. 907 00:46:34,116 --> 00:46:35,850 Are those for the kid's pageant? 908 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:36,981 I believe you mean 909 00:46:37,006 --> 00:46:39,379 "Are these for the children's holiday extravaganza?" 910 00:46:39,404 --> 00:46:41,520 Which my response would be, "Yes. 911 00:46:41,545 --> 00:46:44,180 I'm channeling my inner Mariah." 912 00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:47,074 I'm sorry. I just, uh... I really need to fuel up 913 00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:49,340 because I have so much Christmas stuff to do today. 914 00:46:49,366 --> 00:46:51,949 I, like you, am trying to impress my family 915 00:46:51,974 --> 00:46:54,574 by recreating the perfect Mitch Christmas, 916 00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:56,081 and I wanna get it exactly right. 917 00:46:56,106 --> 00:46:59,007 But there are just so many little details that go into the whole thing. 918 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,246 I had no idea! 919 00:47:00,272 --> 00:47:01,989 Why don't you just make it easier on yourself 920 00:47:02,015 --> 00:47:05,488 and come to my Christmas Carol-oke night at Maximo's. 921 00:47:05,513 --> 00:47:08,824 It's for all weary souls and you definitely qualify. 922 00:47:08,849 --> 00:47:11,491 I think it's very awesome that you're doing that, 923 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:14,531 but it just doesn't fit in my family traditions, so... 924 00:47:14,556 --> 00:47:16,519 Okay, my little red-nosed reindeer. 925 00:47:16,544 --> 00:47:18,215 How can I do helping? 926 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,882 - Take a look at this. - Well, damn. 927 00:47:19,907 --> 00:47:22,363 What are we doing, celebrating the holidays or robbing a bank? 928 00:47:22,388 --> 00:47:25,432 - Yeah, I told you. - All right. Well, let's start at the beginning. 929 00:47:25,457 --> 00:47:26,989 - What's number one in your list? - Of course. 930 00:47:27,015 --> 00:47:30,066 My number one on my list is getting great gifts for everyone 931 00:47:30,092 --> 00:47:31,713 - just like my father did. - Oh, my God. 932 00:47:31,739 --> 00:47:34,280 - You're an awful gift-giver. - I'm aware. 933 00:47:35,646 --> 00:47:38,401 But you follow someone with a very cute shoes 934 00:47:38,427 --> 00:47:41,126 - and get whatever she gets. - I love this plan! 935 00:48:06,035 --> 00:48:08,662 Then I have to get the whole house ready and decorated by Christmas Eve. 936 00:48:08,687 --> 00:48:10,726 Oh, that's easy. Outsource! 937 00:48:14,254 --> 00:48:16,394 - You gotta... you gotta... - You gotta get more, uh, stuff. 938 00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,550 I got plenty. 939 00:48:17,575 --> 00:48:18,910 - All right. - I've never done this. 940 00:48:18,935 --> 00:48:20,535 One more, one more, one more. I got this. 941 00:48:20,756 --> 00:48:21,917 - Thank you. - Nice. 942 00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,026 Third time's the charm. 943 00:48:23,051 --> 00:48:25,333 - Are we good? - Uh, I think more that way. 944 00:48:25,358 --> 00:48:26,773 No, that way. 945 00:48:26,892 --> 00:48:29,390 And then I have to cook the perfect Christmas Eve dinner. 946 00:48:30,315 --> 00:48:32,742 Yeah, I don't have any advice for that. 947 00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:35,492 Lord have mercy. God help us all. 948 00:48:52,733 --> 00:48:53,729 Hello? 949 00:48:53,754 --> 00:48:55,636 - Merry almost Christmas. - Merry? 950 00:48:55,661 --> 00:48:57,954 Is it? Is it actually merry? 951 00:48:57,979 --> 00:48:59,815 I'm sorry, but, like, what does that even mean? 952 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,766 At what other point in the year do we ever tell each other merry anything? 953 00:49:02,791 --> 00:49:05,046 It sounds like your break is going well then. 954 00:49:05,072 --> 00:49:07,706 Sorry, I'm just... I am trying to cook 955 00:49:07,731 --> 00:49:10,307 the perfect Mitch Christmas Eve dinner 956 00:49:10,332 --> 00:49:12,736 for six people and, baby, let me tell you, 957 00:49:12,762 --> 00:49:15,541 it is not going as, uh, swimmingly as I had planned. 958 00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:18,151 Well, I guess that means the fam didn't go scattering to the wind. 959 00:49:18,176 --> 00:49:19,378 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 960 00:49:19,403 --> 00:49:22,343 I had the bright idea to convince everyone into sticking around, 961 00:49:22,369 --> 00:49:25,301 all so that we can have the best non-Dad Dad Christmas ever. 962 00:49:25,326 --> 00:49:26,554 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 963 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:29,354 I just saw what I think was a stripper elf 964 00:49:29,379 --> 00:49:31,784 with reindeer ears on walk by, so... 965 00:49:31,809 --> 00:49:33,589 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in Vegas. 966 00:49:33,629 --> 00:49:36,483 How's it being with your mom and the new guy? 967 00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:39,996 Definitely complicated. More magic shows than I thought. 968 00:49:40,021 --> 00:49:42,324 I'll tell you this though, whatever that dinner is turning out to be, 969 00:49:42,350 --> 00:49:44,401 it's gonna be better than this all-you-can-eat buffet I'm about to go to. 970 00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:46,409 Oh, my God. You wanna trade me? 971 00:49:46,434 --> 00:49:49,726 'Cause I would do anything for a crab leg and a cup of Jell-O right now. 972 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:52,933 Okay. I can do this, right? 973 00:49:53,034 --> 00:49:54,355 Just one more night and I'm home. 974 00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:56,104 Oh, yeah. You got this. 975 00:49:56,129 --> 00:49:59,179 - You definitely got this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, my God. 976 00:49:59,298 --> 00:50:00,454 I mean, 977 00:50:00,963 --> 00:50:04,323 do you need any help? Everybody's gonna be here in less than an hour. 978 00:50:04,348 --> 00:50:05,385 - Really? - Yeah. 979 00:50:05,410 --> 00:50:06,571 Simon, I have to go. 980 00:50:06,596 --> 00:50:08,023 Just remember, nothing's perfect. 981 00:50:08,049 --> 00:50:09,721 - Good luck. - Yeah, good luck to you too. 982 00:50:09,746 --> 00:50:12,963 Which is not anything I ever imagined two people having to say to each other on Christmas. 983 00:50:15,111 --> 00:50:18,049 Zoey. Talk to me. What can I do to help? 984 00:50:18,127 --> 00:50:19,318 I mean, 985 00:50:19,994 --> 00:50:21,836 the only thing I can think of 986 00:50:21,861 --> 00:50:24,569 for you to do would be go find your appetite 987 00:50:24,595 --> 00:50:28,565 'cause we are gonna be feasting tonight! 988 00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:31,180 And the crowd goes wild! 989 00:50:35,286 --> 00:50:36,330 - Zoey... - I mean it. 990 00:50:36,355 --> 00:50:39,137 I have everything under control. You have to trust me. 991 00:50:40,603 --> 00:50:41,973 Okay. 992 00:50:57,959 --> 00:50:59,807 - It's cute, right? - Yeah, we went to the salon. 993 00:50:59,832 --> 00:51:01,549 We had his hair done, yeah. Yeah, look at that. 994 00:51:01,574 --> 00:51:05,418 - David. - So, so I know this isn't 995 00:51:05,443 --> 00:51:08,186 exactly what everyone had planned, 996 00:51:08,654 --> 00:51:11,237 but I have some good news. 997 00:51:11,354 --> 00:51:14,948 I have organized some really fun stuff for us to do tonight, 998 00:51:14,973 --> 00:51:19,588 including a black-and-white Christmas movie double feature, 999 00:51:19,613 --> 00:51:20,814 if you're all up for it. 1000 00:51:20,839 --> 00:51:23,127 So, uh, let's have a great time. 1001 00:51:23,152 --> 00:51:24,814 - Cheers! - Yes, cheers! 1002 00:51:26,085 --> 00:51:27,345 Cheers to you, sir. 1003 00:51:27,927 --> 00:51:30,930 Zoey, this tastes just like how your dad used to make it. 1004 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:34,354 Well, that's 'cause I used a little something called... his recipe. 1005 00:51:34,379 --> 00:51:36,622 Wow! This is really good. 1006 00:51:36,647 --> 00:51:38,409 There's probably a lot of heavy cream in it though, right? 1007 00:51:38,435 --> 00:51:39,787 No, my tummy. 1008 00:51:39,918 --> 00:51:43,198 Honey, I am so impressed by everything. 1009 00:51:43,223 --> 00:51:46,182 The whole house looks wonderful, doesn't it, Deb? 1010 00:51:46,207 --> 00:51:50,397 Not as wonderful as a pina colada at sunset in Maui 1011 00:51:50,423 --> 00:51:52,409 but I'm rolling with it. 1012 00:51:52,434 --> 00:51:56,041 Well, it was just really important to me to make my dad proud 1013 00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:58,651 and to create a night exactly like all those special ones 1014 00:51:58,676 --> 00:52:00,268 he did for us all of those years. 1015 00:52:00,293 --> 00:52:03,500 Same decorations, same meal, same snow globe center piece 1016 00:52:03,525 --> 00:52:05,129 in the middle of the dining table! 1017 00:52:05,154 --> 00:52:07,487 Well, you pulled it off. It even smells exactly the same. 1018 00:52:07,512 --> 00:52:09,758 All we need is for Dad to come in here wearing a Santa hat 1019 00:52:09,784 --> 00:52:11,811 and it would be like every other Christmas. 1020 00:52:15,629 --> 00:52:17,538 You guys expecting anyone? 1021 00:52:19,343 --> 00:52:21,845 Hey! Zoey, right? 1022 00:52:21,976 --> 00:52:25,840 It's Jack from Lumber Jack's Christmas tree lot. 1023 00:52:28,128 --> 00:52:29,400 Hi. 1024 00:52:29,426 --> 00:52:31,776 Are you here to pick up our tree early? 1025 00:52:31,801 --> 00:52:33,319 Is that how it works now? 1026 00:52:34,090 --> 00:52:36,319 Oh, no. I was invited here tonight. 1027 00:52:36,691 --> 00:52:38,780 I, uh, made a casserole. 1028 00:52:44,031 --> 00:52:46,038 Is anyone else here yet? 1029 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:48,444 Yeah, sorry. 1030 00:52:50,287 --> 00:52:51,827 Come with me. 1031 00:52:52,451 --> 00:52:55,354 Hey, guys, look who's here. 1032 00:52:55,602 --> 00:52:58,546 Jack... from the Christmas tree lot. 1033 00:52:58,681 --> 00:53:01,203 Hey, everybody! Happy holidays. 1034 00:53:01,228 --> 00:53:03,909 - Hi. - Maggie, this is for you. 1035 00:53:03,934 --> 00:53:07,932 It is, of course, a poinsettia, which just happens to be... 1036 00:53:07,957 --> 00:53:10,397 The official Christmas flower. 1037 00:53:11,026 --> 00:53:12,948 You can't get anything past this one. 1038 00:53:12,973 --> 00:53:16,577 Well, thank you. This is lovely. 1039 00:53:16,602 --> 00:53:18,538 I know the perfect place for it. 1040 00:53:19,058 --> 00:53:22,153 - Zoey, would you like to come with me? - Sure would. 1041 00:53:22,717 --> 00:53:24,809 Eggnog, Jack? 1042 00:53:28,025 --> 00:53:29,686 Quick question. 1043 00:53:30,643 --> 00:53:32,063 Why did you invite 1044 00:53:32,088 --> 00:53:35,104 the Christmas tree log guy to our Christmas Eve dinner? 1045 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,612 You thought I did this? I thought you invited him. 1046 00:53:37,637 --> 00:53:40,635 Why would I do that? I don't even know that guy. 1047 00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:43,323 Okay, well, if neither of us invited him then... 1048 00:53:51,056 --> 00:53:52,835 I think I know what's going on. 1049 00:53:56,310 --> 00:53:58,448 You heard my mom sing "Call Me Maybe" 1050 00:53:58,473 --> 00:53:59,909 at the Christmas tree lot, didn't you? 1051 00:53:59,934 --> 00:54:00,961 I sure did. 1052 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:03,013 And I thought I'd perform a little Chris-mitzvah 1053 00:54:03,038 --> 00:54:05,905 and invite Jack tonight because her heart clearly wanted that. 1054 00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,028 - Max. - What? 1055 00:54:07,054 --> 00:54:10,049 I also heard my mom's heart song that night, 1056 00:54:10,074 --> 00:54:13,958 which is why I talked to her about it in great detail. 1057 00:54:13,983 --> 00:54:17,215 And I also made her look at several online profiles with me afterwards. 1058 00:54:17,241 --> 00:54:19,635 And let me tell you, after that night, I am scarred. 1059 00:54:19,661 --> 00:54:21,331 And, more importantly, 1060 00:54:21,356 --> 00:54:25,405 she is nowhere near ready to start dating yet. 1061 00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:28,213 Are you sure? 'Cause she really committed to that song. 1062 00:54:28,238 --> 00:54:30,018 You are way in over your head on this, okay? 1063 00:54:30,043 --> 00:54:32,045 You do not understand the complexities like I do. 1064 00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:34,495 I'm sorry if you think I overstepped my bounds. 1065 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,338 I was really just trying to make your mother feel good 1066 00:54:36,363 --> 00:54:38,946 on what I thought was gonna be a hard night for her. 1067 00:54:39,052 --> 00:54:40,963 Please don't be mad at me about that. 1068 00:54:40,988 --> 00:54:43,390 I just wish you would have told me before you did this. 1069 00:54:43,415 --> 00:54:45,638 Yeah, you're right. I-I should have done that. 1070 00:54:45,678 --> 00:54:48,702 I guess it seemed like a fun surprise in my mind. 1071 00:54:48,853 --> 00:54:50,625 What do you want me to do? Do you want me to kick him out? 1072 00:54:50,651 --> 00:54:52,609 - Would that make you feel better? - No! 1073 00:54:52,635 --> 00:54:55,762 Well, good, 'cause he's really big and I don't know if I could take him. 1074 00:54:57,778 --> 00:55:01,202 Look, tonight is gonna be great. 1075 00:55:01,403 --> 00:55:04,299 Look, seriously, you, you worked hard on this. 1076 00:55:04,324 --> 00:55:06,213 Jack seems like a really nice guy. 1077 00:55:06,238 --> 00:55:09,124 You are doing something kind for someone else. 1078 00:55:09,365 --> 00:55:10,932 And who knows, 1079 00:55:10,957 --> 00:55:14,429 maybe the universe wants him to be here. 1080 00:55:15,781 --> 00:55:17,563 Okay? 1081 00:55:22,432 --> 00:55:23,557 Okay. 1082 00:55:26,613 --> 00:55:28,635 Zoey, you've gotta try 1083 00:55:28,660 --> 00:55:31,487 this new batch of eggnog I whipped up. 1084 00:55:31,512 --> 00:55:32,944 Okay. 1085 00:55:36,717 --> 00:55:38,822 That's, like, all alcohol. 1086 00:55:38,945 --> 00:55:41,227 Why did you change my dad's recipe? 1087 00:55:41,252 --> 00:55:43,252 No, no, no. I didn't... I didn't change it. 1088 00:55:43,277 --> 00:55:44,992 I enhanced it. 1089 00:55:45,018 --> 00:55:47,506 I just wanted to get everybody a little taste 1090 00:55:47,531 --> 00:55:51,151 of that sunset booze cruise that we had booked for tonight. 1091 00:55:51,176 --> 00:55:52,393 That reminds me. 1092 00:55:53,111 --> 00:55:56,372 Well, since we're here 1093 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:59,338 and not in Hawaii... 1094 00:56:03,967 --> 00:56:06,940 Would you please be seated? Ladies and gentleman, 1095 00:56:06,965 --> 00:56:10,208 the first thing on the agenda for this evening 1096 00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:13,526 is for us each to open one present, 1097 00:56:13,551 --> 00:56:17,435 which is a classic Clarke "night before" tradition. 1098 00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:20,658 - So here you go, Emily. - Thank you, Zoey. 1099 00:56:20,684 --> 00:56:23,447 - One for David. - Thank you so much. 1100 00:56:23,473 --> 00:56:26,315 And little baby Miles. 1101 00:56:27,027 --> 00:56:30,033 And mom. And for our guests. 1102 00:56:30,675 --> 00:56:32,371 - Deb. - Oh, thank you. 1103 00:56:32,397 --> 00:56:35,160 - And Max. - Thank you. 1104 00:56:36,291 --> 00:56:38,807 Oh, I didn't get anything for you, Jack, 'cause I didn't know you were coming. 1105 00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:40,932 Oh, please. Don't even worry about me. 1106 00:56:40,957 --> 00:56:44,010 I'm just sitting here nursing this eggnog. 1107 00:56:44,035 --> 00:56:46,296 - Put a little hair on my chest. - Oh, yeah. 1108 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:48,948 Uh, you, you know what, Jack? You can have mine. 1109 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,672 - Oh, I couldn't, Max. - No. 1110 00:56:50,697 --> 00:56:53,780 I've already had eight nights out. I'll be fine. 1111 00:56:53,899 --> 00:56:56,730 - Thank you, Max. That's very sweet of you. - Of course. 1112 00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:58,112 What? 1113 00:56:58,137 --> 00:57:00,620 Socks? You gave us socks? 1114 00:57:00,645 --> 00:57:02,884 Another Clarke family tradition. 1115 00:57:02,909 --> 00:57:05,331 Mom and Deb, I got you hula girls 1116 00:57:05,356 --> 00:57:06,757 'cause I feel guilty. 1117 00:57:06,782 --> 00:57:09,784 And, David, I got you a keyboard. 1118 00:57:09,809 --> 00:57:12,352 Sometimes I like to go to town on the 88s. 1119 00:57:12,571 --> 00:57:14,613 For Emily, I got mini gavels. 1120 00:57:14,638 --> 00:57:17,259 And then, oh, for little baby Miles, I got 1121 00:57:17,285 --> 00:57:20,651 a lot of my face so that he can always look at his auntie. 1122 00:57:20,676 --> 00:57:22,472 And then for Max... 1123 00:57:23,266 --> 00:57:24,675 Legos. 1124 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:28,432 Max... I mean, Jack. 1125 00:57:28,457 --> 00:57:31,720 Yeah, I like to brag about being a master brick builder. 1126 00:57:31,746 --> 00:57:34,315 Well, also, the first day that we met... 1127 00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:36,066 Yeah, of course. 1128 00:57:39,701 --> 00:57:41,296 Are you okay? 1129 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,306 I'm sorry. 1130 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:48,415 Well... 1131 00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:51,866 these just caught me by surprise I guess. 1132 00:57:51,891 --> 00:57:54,640 Oh, they're just socks. 1133 00:57:55,351 --> 00:57:58,173 You know, I didn't... I didn't have a lot growing up 1134 00:57:58,790 --> 00:58:01,018 but I did have this Lego set 1135 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:03,483 that my father gave me one Christmas, 1136 00:58:04,187 --> 00:58:06,272 and I played with it all the time. 1137 00:58:07,378 --> 00:58:09,165 Anyway, these, uh... 1138 00:58:10,633 --> 00:58:12,284 These socks really, uh, 1139 00:58:12,309 --> 00:58:14,791 really brought me back to a moment in time. 1140 00:58:16,681 --> 00:58:17,975 Oh, my God. 1141 00:58:18,001 --> 00:58:21,642 And now here I am crying in front of a bunch of strangers. I'm sorry. 1142 00:58:23,586 --> 00:58:24,887 Thank you so much 1143 00:58:24,912 --> 00:58:27,647 for inviting me into your home on Christmas Eve. 1144 00:58:27,952 --> 00:58:30,252 - We're happy to have you. - You can come by anytime. 1145 00:58:30,277 --> 00:58:31,655 - Anytime, yeah. - Yeah. 1146 00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:32,860 Well, 1147 00:58:33,246 --> 00:58:36,298 that means it's almost dinner! 1148 00:58:37,454 --> 00:58:41,495 David, Emily, Max, baby Miles, 1149 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,298 do you guys wanna help me put everything on the table? 1150 00:58:43,323 --> 00:58:44,561 Sure. 1151 00:58:49,098 --> 00:58:51,041 You have a beautiful home. 1152 00:58:51,066 --> 00:58:52,296 Thank you. 1153 00:58:53,631 --> 00:58:55,671 Would you like a tour? 1154 00:58:56,461 --> 00:58:57,842 Sure. 1155 00:58:57,998 --> 00:59:01,241 Deb, would you like to come? 1156 00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:04,319 Nope. 1157 00:59:09,056 --> 00:59:10,898 Hello, Susan. 1158 00:59:10,923 --> 00:59:13,155 I'm very excited to see what you pulled off. 1159 00:59:13,437 --> 00:59:15,579 Mo's been glowing about it all week. 1160 00:59:17,618 --> 00:59:19,082 Okay. 1161 00:59:27,710 --> 00:59:31,411 ? Deck the halls with boughs of holly ? 1162 00:59:31,436 --> 00:59:34,901 ? Fa la la la la, la la la la ? 1163 00:59:34,926 --> 00:59:38,490 ? 'Tis the season to be jolly ? 1164 00:59:38,515 --> 00:59:41,448 ? Fa la la la la, la la la la ? 1165 00:59:41,473 --> 00:59:44,356 Stop! This will never work. 1166 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:47,233 Let's show them what we really can do! 1167 00:59:52,382 --> 00:59:55,135 ? You're here where you should be ? 1168 00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,302 ? Snow is falling as the carolers sing ? 1169 00:59:58,327 --> 01:00:01,346 ? It just wasn't the same ? 1170 01:00:01,371 --> 01:00:04,291 ? Alone on Christmas Day ? 1171 01:00:04,316 --> 01:00:07,439 ? Presents, what a beautiful sight ? 1172 01:00:07,464 --> 01:00:10,385 ? Don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight ? 1173 01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:16,018 ? You're all that I need underneath the tree ? 1174 01:00:16,043 --> 01:00:21,140 ? Tonight I'm gonna hold you close ? 1175 01:00:22,491 --> 01:00:25,338 ? Make sure that you know ? 1176 01:00:25,363 --> 01:00:29,882 ? I was lost before you ? 1177 01:00:30,145 --> 01:00:32,890 ? Christmas was cold and gray ? 1178 01:00:34,529 --> 01:00:40,113 ? Another holiday alone to celebrate ? 1179 01:00:40,139 --> 01:00:45,548 ? But then one day everything changed ? 1180 01:00:45,573 --> 01:00:49,477 ? You're all I need underneath the tree ? 1181 01:00:49,502 --> 01:00:52,345 ? You're here where you should be ? 1182 01:00:52,370 --> 01:00:55,313 ? Snow is falling as the carolers sing ? 1183 01:00:55,338 --> 01:00:58,032 ? It just wasn't the same ? 1184 01:00:58,057 --> 01:01:02,902 ? Alone on Christmas Day ? 1185 01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:05,899 ? Presents, what a beautiful sight ? 1186 01:01:05,924 --> 01:01:09,128 ? It don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight ? 1187 01:01:09,153 --> 01:01:13,257 ? You're all that I need underneath the ? 1188 01:01:13,282 --> 01:01:18,563 ? Underneath the tree ? 1189 01:01:22,645 --> 01:01:23,847 Stop. 1190 01:01:23,872 --> 01:01:25,251 I believe I can speak for all of us 1191 01:01:25,296 --> 01:01:28,095 when I say the holidays are about the kids. 1192 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,444 Yeah. 1193 01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:33,641 Which is why for my next song, 1194 01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:35,462 I will be singing a childhood favorite, 1195 01:01:35,487 --> 01:01:37,020 "Frosty the Snowman." 1196 01:01:37,046 --> 01:01:39,966 It's not my favorite, but kids like it so hit it! 1197 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:43,277 Serving tray, serving tray. Where are you, serving tray? 1198 01:01:43,302 --> 01:01:45,320 Max, wrong bowl. You need a gravy boat. 1199 01:01:45,759 --> 01:01:48,449 David, stop eating the dinner rolls! 1200 01:01:48,474 --> 01:01:51,902 Emily, one more minute on the Brussels sprouts. 1201 01:01:51,927 --> 01:01:53,894 Hey, can anyone make a maple cranberry sauce? 1202 01:01:53,919 --> 01:01:55,437 Forget it. I'll make it myself. 1203 01:01:56,072 --> 01:01:57,959 - You okay, Zoe? - Yeah, uh-huh. Sure. 1204 01:01:57,985 --> 01:02:00,714 I just I had an idea in my head about what this night was gonna be like 1205 01:02:00,739 --> 01:02:03,148 and it doesn't seem to be going in that direction. 1206 01:02:04,495 --> 01:02:08,050 And where is the damn serving tray I need for the ham? 1207 01:02:08,075 --> 01:02:09,276 What about those? 1208 01:02:09,301 --> 01:02:10,964 - Calla lily. - Bingo! 1209 01:02:10,989 --> 01:02:15,597 Man, that's excellent. And, um, and these? 1210 01:02:16,027 --> 01:02:17,586 Nasturtium? 1211 01:02:17,984 --> 01:02:20,761 Stumped the man with amaryllis. 1212 01:02:20,786 --> 01:02:22,067 - Amaryllis? - Yup. 1213 01:02:22,092 --> 01:02:23,695 It gets me every time. 1214 01:02:25,403 --> 01:02:28,711 Hey, what are these? 1215 01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:31,915 Oh, I found those the other day. 1216 01:02:31,941 --> 01:02:35,745 I used to tap a bit a lifetime ago. 1217 01:02:37,825 --> 01:02:39,430 Can you show me? 1218 01:02:39,789 --> 01:02:42,558 I don't think that's a very good idea. 1219 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:44,124 Oh, come on. I'll show you 1220 01:02:44,149 --> 01:02:46,265 I still know how to cabbage patch. 1221 01:02:48,283 --> 01:02:50,633 Your turn. Can you? 1222 01:02:51,702 --> 01:02:54,039 Come on. Coast is clear. 1223 01:02:54,911 --> 01:02:57,351 I cannot believe I'm doing this. 1224 01:03:23,286 --> 01:03:26,431 Outstanding! Encore! Encore! 1225 01:03:26,456 --> 01:03:29,057 No, no, no, no, no. Don't press your luck, buddy. 1226 01:03:29,354 --> 01:03:31,126 I should go check on the dinner. 1227 01:03:31,151 --> 01:03:32,088 Sure. 1228 01:03:32,361 --> 01:03:34,346 - Tap shoes. - Yeah. 1229 01:03:34,505 --> 01:03:36,369 - Sorry. - Okay. 1230 01:03:41,213 --> 01:03:43,031 You certainly know what that plant is. 1231 01:03:43,057 --> 01:03:44,307 Yeah. 1232 01:03:48,185 --> 01:03:50,997 Hey, Mom, do you know where our serving tray... 1233 01:04:04,263 --> 01:04:06,386 - I found the serving tray. - Okay, perfect, thank you. 1234 01:04:06,411 --> 01:04:08,776 Hey, you want me to help with the ham even though I've never carved anything before? 1235 01:04:08,801 --> 01:04:11,563 - You carved a place in my heart. - Oh, nicest thing you ever said to me. 1236 01:04:11,588 --> 01:04:14,640 - Zoey, can I please talk to you for a second? - Hey, I can try to help carve it too. 1237 01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,818 I once whittled a garden gnome at summer camp. 1238 01:04:16,843 --> 01:04:18,578 - Honey. - Everyone stop! 1239 01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,001 Dad always used to carve the ham. 1240 01:04:21,026 --> 01:04:23,216 And since I knew he wasn't gonna be here tonight, 1241 01:04:23,242 --> 01:04:25,727 I spent hours watching a YouTube video on how to do this 1242 01:04:25,753 --> 01:04:27,421 which means I have the whole frigging thing figured out. 1243 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:30,963 So can you please all get the hell out of my kitchen? 1244 01:04:32,724 --> 01:04:34,770 Get the hell out of my kitchen! 1245 01:04:48,086 --> 01:04:50,063 Wow. Zoey, that looks great. 1246 01:04:50,088 --> 01:04:52,345 I've actually really been craving some Big League Chew. 1247 01:04:52,369 --> 01:04:54,398 - David. - Well, it was a lot harder 1248 01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:55,548 than it looked in the video. 1249 01:04:55,573 --> 01:04:57,030 And no one has to eat it if they don't want to. 1250 01:04:57,055 --> 01:04:59,197 - It is fine! - Oh, I didn't... 1251 01:04:59,223 --> 01:05:00,438 Mom, could I have some wine? 1252 01:05:00,463 --> 01:05:03,482 Absolutely, after I pour myself a second one. 1253 01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:06,536 - Hit me up too. Would you, sister? - Sure. 1254 01:05:07,731 --> 01:05:08,922 Thank you. 1255 01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:11,643 Well, I will say this looks really delicious. 1256 01:05:11,669 --> 01:05:13,388 Stellar work, babe. 1257 01:05:13,413 --> 01:05:16,118 - Thank you. - Wait, wait, what is this? 1258 01:05:16,143 --> 01:05:18,532 Oh, it's our Christmas newsletter 1259 01:05:18,557 --> 01:05:20,839 that we're emailing Adam Gluck tomorrow morning. 1260 01:05:20,864 --> 01:05:22,774 - Tomorrow morning. - So we wanted to show you all. 1261 01:05:22,799 --> 01:05:26,283 This is incredible. What a year you two had! 1262 01:05:26,308 --> 01:05:29,344 Wait, wait, you played piano 1263 01:05:29,369 --> 01:05:31,669 on "Watermelon Sugar"? 1264 01:05:32,446 --> 01:05:35,095 - Uh, in a way. - Really? Let me see that. 1265 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,845 Oh, no. You don't have to. It's like... it's not a big deal. 1266 01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:38,750 It's just something we like threw together and it's... 1267 01:05:38,776 --> 01:05:41,313 You won a non-televised season of "The Amazing Race"? 1268 01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:43,071 Yeah. Yeah. 1269 01:05:43,337 --> 01:05:45,423 But one of the couples, 1270 01:05:45,448 --> 01:05:47,250 turns out they were the producer's children 1271 01:05:47,275 --> 01:05:49,396 and so they had to shelve the whole thing. 1272 01:05:49,993 --> 01:05:52,756 - Anyway, I feel like you get the gist. - We sure do. 1273 01:05:52,897 --> 01:05:54,545 Can I ask you something? 1274 01:05:54,824 --> 01:05:56,669 Why did you feel the need to do that? 1275 01:05:57,638 --> 01:06:00,139 - Spite. Vengeance. Yeah. - Pettiness. Jealousy. 1276 01:06:01,498 --> 01:06:03,384 Also, this was Max's idea. 1277 01:06:03,409 --> 01:06:05,962 Hey, don't blame me for being an out-of-the-box thinker. 1278 01:06:05,987 --> 01:06:09,881 Wait, I'm sorry. Do you... do you have, like, a real issue with this? 1279 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:11,970 I mean, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, 1280 01:06:11,995 --> 01:06:15,624 but I'm not sure Dad would say it's exactly in the Christmas spirit. 1281 01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:21,196 Hey, everybody, Zoey worked really hard on this meal. 1282 01:06:21,221 --> 01:06:24,102 So let's, um, dig in before it gets cold, okay? 1283 01:06:24,127 --> 01:06:25,649 Yeah, Mom, let's! 1284 01:06:25,674 --> 01:06:27,670 I'm sure you worked up quite an appetite. 1285 01:06:27,966 --> 01:06:30,537 Wow, this green bean casserole is amazing. 1286 01:06:30,562 --> 01:06:32,147 That's the one that Jack made. 1287 01:06:33,461 --> 01:06:36,024 This green bean casserole is amazing. 1288 01:06:36,049 --> 01:06:37,791 - Thank you, Max. - You're welcome. 1289 01:06:37,889 --> 01:06:39,387 David, would you pass me the ham, please? 1290 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,019 Absolutely, my friend. 1291 01:06:41,044 --> 01:06:42,590 Braver man than I am. 1292 01:06:42,615 --> 01:06:45,115 - So actually, it's a little heavy. - Thank you. Oh, God. 1293 01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:20,276 ? So, so you think you can tell ? 1294 01:07:22,078 --> 01:07:25,214 ? Heaven from hell ? 1295 01:07:25,722 --> 01:07:28,455 ? Blue skies from pain ? 1296 01:07:29,801 --> 01:07:33,143 ? Can you tell a green field ? 1297 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:37,170 ? From a cold steel rail? ? 1298 01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:40,964 ? A smile from a veil ? 1299 01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:44,495 ? Do you think you can tell? ? 1300 01:07:45,734 --> 01:07:49,339 ? Did they get you to trade ? 1301 01:07:49,844 --> 01:07:53,167 ? Your heroes for ghosts? ? 1302 01:07:53,730 --> 01:07:57,597 ? Hot ashes for trees ? 1303 01:07:57,842 --> 01:08:01,806 ? Hot air for a cool breeze ? 1304 01:08:01,831 --> 01:08:05,190 ? Cold comfort for change ? 1305 01:08:05,866 --> 01:08:09,147 ? And did you exchange ? 1306 01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:12,558 ? A walk-on part in the war ? 1307 01:08:12,841 --> 01:08:16,465 ? For a leading role in a cage? ? 1308 01:08:19,781 --> 01:08:25,659 ? How I wish, how I wish you were here ? 1309 01:08:26,331 --> 01:08:31,400 ? We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl ? 1310 01:08:31,784 --> 01:08:35,709 ? Year after year ? 1311 01:08:35,734 --> 01:08:39,278 ? Running over the same old ground ? 1312 01:08:39,510 --> 01:08:42,350 ? What have we found? ? 1313 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:45,815 ? The same old fears ? 1314 01:08:46,248 --> 01:08:50,276 ? Wish you were here ? 1315 01:08:58,904 --> 01:09:01,521 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 1316 01:09:01,547 --> 01:09:03,287 - Are you all right? - I am, I am. 1317 01:09:03,312 --> 01:09:04,962 It wasn't your fault. 1318 01:09:04,988 --> 01:09:07,581 - Here, uh, let me help. - It's fine. Don't worry about it. 1319 01:09:07,606 --> 01:09:09,608 - Do you have a broom? - I got it. 1320 01:09:11,176 --> 01:09:13,585 Can you please explain to me how the man 1321 01:09:13,611 --> 01:09:17,695 breaks our snow globe and then somehow, 1322 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,417 I have to spend the whole night making him feel better? 1323 01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:24,573 I don't know. Nothing makes sense any more. 1324 01:09:28,337 --> 01:09:29,588 Zoey? 1325 01:09:32,389 --> 01:09:35,193 Honey, can we talk about what happened with me and Jack 1326 01:09:35,218 --> 01:09:36,443 before you go to sleep? I don't wanna... 1327 01:09:36,468 --> 01:09:40,018 We really don't need to talk about it. 1328 01:09:40,582 --> 01:09:41,746 I just... 1329 01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,592 I wasn't expecting it, that's all. 1330 01:09:44,617 --> 01:09:47,259 I wasn't expecting it either. 1331 01:09:51,633 --> 01:09:54,647 I mean, we should really get some free Christmas trees 1332 01:09:54,672 --> 01:09:56,674 out of this or something. 1333 01:09:58,830 --> 01:10:01,503 Agreed. That's the least he could do. 1334 01:10:01,854 --> 01:10:04,826 Okay, well, good night, honey. Good night, Max! 1335 01:10:04,851 --> 01:10:06,463 Good night, Maggie. 1336 01:10:07,289 --> 01:10:09,311 Is he okay? 1337 01:10:09,393 --> 01:10:12,065 I don't know. Blame my cooking? 1338 01:10:19,481 --> 01:10:22,725 You must really be upset if you're lying next to Daryl 1339 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,503 and it doesn't even bother you. 1340 01:10:24,937 --> 01:10:27,940 I'm sorry I invited Jack to dinner tonight. 1341 01:10:27,965 --> 01:10:30,549 I completely ruined Christmas. 1342 01:10:31,058 --> 01:10:32,800 No. 1343 01:10:32,876 --> 01:10:34,907 It's not your fault. 1344 01:10:35,381 --> 01:10:36,992 It's mine. 1345 01:10:40,273 --> 01:10:43,204 I'm trying to keep everybody together and... 1346 01:10:44,915 --> 01:10:48,268 I don't know. Holding on so tight to some... 1347 01:10:53,788 --> 01:10:55,781 memory. 1348 01:11:01,702 --> 01:11:03,655 Maybe you were right. 1349 01:11:05,212 --> 01:11:07,975 Maybe we should have gone away. 1350 01:11:09,742 --> 01:11:11,890 Just the two of us. 1351 01:12:29,995 --> 01:12:35,928 ? Have yourself a merry little Christmas ? 1352 01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:41,117 ? Let your heart be light ? 1353 01:12:41,142 --> 01:12:42,856 Dad! 1354 01:12:44,589 --> 01:12:46,734 ? From now on ? 1355 01:12:46,759 --> 01:12:53,465 ? Our troubles will be out of sight ? 1356 01:12:54,822 --> 01:12:57,079 I am so glad you're here, 1357 01:12:57,104 --> 01:12:58,664 and at just the right time, too, 1358 01:12:58,689 --> 01:13:01,572 'cause we have a lot to discuss. 1359 01:13:01,597 --> 01:13:02,915 I'm aware. 1360 01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:05,528 It sounds like my girl had a rough night. 1361 01:13:06,474 --> 01:13:08,091 Yeah, I mean, 1362 01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:12,266 I was just trying to throw the perfect "Mitch Christmas" 1363 01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:14,063 for everyone, but... 1364 01:13:15,102 --> 01:13:16,873 I don't know. It turns out 1365 01:13:17,024 --> 01:13:19,473 being you is a lot harder than I imagined. 1366 01:13:19,499 --> 01:13:21,085 Well, I'm flattered. 1367 01:13:21,616 --> 01:13:23,297 But can I tell you a little secret, honey? 1368 01:13:23,322 --> 01:13:25,905 No "Mitch Christmas" was ever perfect. 1369 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:28,821 There were plenty of fights, tantrums, 1370 01:13:28,846 --> 01:13:31,508 angry scarfing down of gingerbread cookies. 1371 01:13:31,533 --> 01:13:33,317 And that was just your mother and I. 1372 01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:36,375 I think perfect 1373 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,794 is only how you remember it in your mind. 1374 01:13:40,862 --> 01:13:44,380 Do you think that I... I made a mistake? 1375 01:13:45,108 --> 01:13:47,592 Trying to keep everyone together for Christmas this year? 1376 01:13:47,617 --> 01:13:49,158 No. 1377 01:13:49,313 --> 01:13:51,758 I think the only mistake 1378 01:13:51,783 --> 01:13:54,919 was trying to keep things exactly like they were. 1379 01:13:55,134 --> 01:13:57,442 I know, but I'm just... 1380 01:13:57,748 --> 01:13:59,710 I'm really trying 1381 01:13:59,735 --> 01:14:01,981 to keep you with us. 1382 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:04,645 I'm still here. 1383 01:14:05,152 --> 01:14:08,239 I'm right here and right here. 1384 01:14:08,797 --> 01:14:11,260 And that's never going away. 1385 01:14:11,329 --> 01:14:14,055 And no one can take that from you. 1386 01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,723 But I think you might 1387 01:14:16,748 --> 01:14:19,922 wanna think about making some new memories, 1388 01:14:19,947 --> 01:14:21,689 creating some new traditions. 1389 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,735 No, that's a really hard thing for me to do 1390 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:28,669 because it almost feels like I'm betraying you. 1391 01:14:31,028 --> 01:14:33,050 That's not possible. 1392 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:36,096 So how about you forget about "perfect" 1393 01:14:36,121 --> 01:14:40,865 and instead embrace each day that this life grants you? 1394 01:14:42,457 --> 01:14:44,530 That seems pretty perfect to me. 1395 01:14:56,163 --> 01:15:02,269 ? Have yourself a merry little Christmas ? 1396 01:15:02,721 --> 01:15:06,800 ? Make the yuletide gay ? 1397 01:15:09,113 --> 01:15:11,392 ? From now on ? 1398 01:15:11,417 --> 01:15:18,332 ? Our troubles will be miles away ? 1399 01:15:22,326 --> 01:15:24,181 ? Through the years ? 1400 01:15:24,206 --> 01:15:28,350 ? We all will be together ? 1401 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:32,267 ? If the fates allow ? 1402 01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:38,403 ? Hang a shining star ? 1403 01:15:38,429 --> 01:15:43,268 ? Upon the highest bough ? 1404 01:15:46,889 --> 01:15:49,851 ? Have yourself ? 1405 01:15:50,229 --> 01:15:56,455 ? A merry little Christmas ? 1406 01:15:57,721 --> 01:16:03,469 ? Now ? 1407 01:16:24,684 --> 01:16:26,386 Finally. She awakens. 1408 01:16:26,411 --> 01:16:27,886 Merry Christmas, everyone. 1409 01:16:27,911 --> 01:16:29,097 Can we please start opening presents now? 1410 01:16:29,122 --> 01:16:30,561 Oh, that's sweet, babe. 1411 01:16:30,587 --> 01:16:33,797 You must have something you're really excited to give Miles. 1412 01:16:33,963 --> 01:16:36,271 Yeah. Exactly, Miles, mm-hmm. 1413 01:16:36,296 --> 01:16:38,418 Before we start, I have something to say. 1414 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:43,500 I know that I was pretty... 1415 01:16:44,858 --> 01:16:49,472 intense and inflexible last night. 1416 01:16:49,497 --> 01:16:52,409 I described the experience to my parents as "harrowing." 1417 01:16:52,434 --> 01:16:53,695 Fair. 1418 01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:58,762 I realize now that I was clearly holding onto something, something that... 1419 01:16:59,066 --> 01:17:00,269 Wait. 1420 01:17:00,965 --> 01:17:02,463 Where's Max? 1421 01:17:02,488 --> 01:17:05,234 We thought he was in bed with you. 1422 01:17:05,502 --> 01:17:07,224 You know, you guys aren't married, 1423 01:17:07,249 --> 01:17:10,800 so, maybe, I should I make him sleep in... Oh, screw it. 1424 01:17:10,825 --> 01:17:12,676 Wait, I think, I might know where he might be. 1425 01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:15,484 I'll be right back. 1426 01:17:17,214 --> 01:17:18,916 Don't open any presents without me. 1427 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:23,109 I'm talking to you, David Aaron Clarke. 1428 01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:29,650 I'll be back in a bit, too. 1429 01:17:34,403 --> 01:17:36,892 Stop staring at them. It's weird. 1430 01:17:38,133 --> 01:17:39,774 Don't smell it either. 1431 01:17:39,799 --> 01:17:41,970 Yeah. It was really cool, like, oh. 1432 01:17:43,806 --> 01:17:45,377 I wanna try it. 1433 01:17:45,552 --> 01:17:47,156 - Well, the gifts were a huge hit. - Duh. 1434 01:17:47,182 --> 01:17:49,849 I'm basically Black Santa and you're my Mrs. Claus. 1435 01:17:51,757 --> 01:17:52,813 So... 1436 01:17:53,376 --> 01:17:55,775 do you wanna tell me why you were so cold to me after the pageant? 1437 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,329 I haven't gotten that kind of response 1438 01:17:57,355 --> 01:17:59,693 since I played both Romeo and Juliet in middle school. 1439 01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:00,833 My apologies. 1440 01:18:00,858 --> 01:18:04,017 You were as transcendent as ever. 1441 01:18:04,729 --> 01:18:06,410 Why do I feel like a "but's" coming? 1442 01:18:06,435 --> 01:18:08,638 The "but" is that, as wonderful as you were, 1443 01:18:08,663 --> 01:18:11,305 that wasn't really the purpose of the holiday pageant. 1444 01:18:13,088 --> 01:18:14,585 It was meant to give the children a chance to shine. 1445 01:18:14,610 --> 01:18:16,092 Their costumes shined. 1446 01:18:16,117 --> 01:18:17,879 You put them in the background, Mo. 1447 01:18:17,904 --> 01:18:19,802 You liked me getting involved in the kids' lives 1448 01:18:19,827 --> 01:18:23,158 and said if I had any tips to give them and I did. 1449 01:18:23,207 --> 01:18:25,829 I just wanted the night to be great. 1450 01:18:26,148 --> 01:18:27,806 I appreciate that. 1451 01:18:28,558 --> 01:18:31,749 And I love you having a relationship with them. 1452 01:18:32,451 --> 01:18:35,634 But sometimes, especially when it comes to kids... 1453 01:18:35,945 --> 01:18:39,148 you have to learn how to think outside of yourself. 1454 01:18:40,431 --> 01:18:42,453 Who wants some hot cocoa? 1455 01:18:51,715 --> 01:18:55,054 I wanted to tell you that 1456 01:18:55,287 --> 01:18:58,793 I kissed a guy 1457 01:18:58,818 --> 01:19:00,993 under the mistletoe last night. 1458 01:19:01,907 --> 01:19:04,310 That's not even the worst part. 1459 01:19:06,748 --> 01:19:09,540 I also tap danced for him, too. 1460 01:19:11,182 --> 01:19:12,610 And... 1461 01:19:13,965 --> 01:19:17,604 it felt strange, Mitch, like really strange. Like... 1462 01:19:18,424 --> 01:19:20,677 maybe I don't even know how to do 1463 01:19:20,702 --> 01:19:22,938 this whole thing's strange. 1464 01:19:23,377 --> 01:19:24,940 And I know... 1465 01:19:25,518 --> 01:19:27,379 everyone keeps telling me 1466 01:19:27,404 --> 01:19:30,012 that I'm supposed to move on 1467 01:19:30,037 --> 01:19:34,752 and I know that you want me to move on but, um... 1468 01:19:37,354 --> 01:19:39,688 I hit the jackpot with you, 1469 01:19:41,094 --> 01:19:46,683 and it is gonna be really hard to just bounce back from that. 1470 01:19:49,342 --> 01:19:52,105 So, um, so here's what I'm thinking. 1471 01:19:54,514 --> 01:19:56,825 I think that I'm gonna just keep learning 1472 01:19:56,850 --> 01:19:59,688 how to stand on my own two feet again. 1473 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:03,161 Maybe I will even take some tap classes 1474 01:20:03,186 --> 01:20:06,044 to help me find my balance, you know, 1475 01:20:06,070 --> 01:20:09,481 and then when I feel more comfortable 1476 01:20:09,506 --> 01:20:12,946 just being Maggie instead of... 1477 01:20:13,805 --> 01:20:15,860 "Mitch and Maggie..." 1478 01:20:18,482 --> 01:20:20,840 Maybe then we'll revisit the whole idea 1479 01:20:20,865 --> 01:20:22,946 of seeing other people. 1480 01:20:23,739 --> 01:20:25,556 How's that sound? 1481 01:20:29,313 --> 01:20:31,298 I think so, too. 1482 01:20:35,881 --> 01:20:37,485 I miss you. 1483 01:20:38,454 --> 01:20:40,199 I love you. 1484 01:20:43,107 --> 01:20:45,360 But you know all that already. 1485 01:20:50,531 --> 01:20:53,243 Merry Christmas, Mitch. 1486 01:21:07,259 --> 01:21:09,286 I think you should at least open my gift 1487 01:21:09,311 --> 01:21:11,235 before you get this mad about it. 1488 01:21:22,488 --> 01:21:24,407 Is this still about Jack? 1489 01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:29,342 Because honestly, I am equally at fault. 1490 01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:33,581 I heard your whole family sing a heart song last night, Zo. 1491 01:21:34,743 --> 01:21:39,235 There was just so much pain and vulnerability in it. 1492 01:21:39,763 --> 01:21:42,785 And I couldn't help but feel like I made that happen. 1493 01:21:43,077 --> 01:21:46,481 I invited that man. I caused all that suffering. 1494 01:21:47,876 --> 01:21:49,098 Max, 1495 01:21:50,135 --> 01:21:52,230 the pain was there. 1496 01:21:53,862 --> 01:21:56,540 The pain is always there. 1497 01:21:56,643 --> 01:22:00,948 That's what grief and mourning is. 1498 01:22:00,994 --> 01:22:03,396 But it's getting better 1499 01:22:03,421 --> 01:22:07,239 and it's gonna keep getting better, I know it. 1500 01:22:07,264 --> 01:22:09,235 Yeah, you know what's not gonna get better? 1501 01:22:10,117 --> 01:22:13,761 All of this guilt and shame I now have inside of me. 1502 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:16,645 All because of a broken snow globe? 1503 01:22:16,670 --> 01:22:19,233 No, because of the way I treated you 1504 01:22:19,258 --> 01:22:22,267 ever since the moment you told me you had this power. 1505 01:22:23,425 --> 01:22:25,418 Honestly, how many times have I hammered you 1506 01:22:25,443 --> 01:22:27,903 over the lack of equality in our relationship? 1507 01:22:27,928 --> 01:22:30,050 All because you could hear my heart songs 1508 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:31,946 and I couldn't hear yours? 1509 01:22:32,155 --> 01:22:35,203 I was so focused on how your powers made me feel 1510 01:22:35,229 --> 01:22:37,646 that I never thought about the toll they took on you. 1511 01:22:37,881 --> 01:22:39,696 And that sucks. 1512 01:22:40,295 --> 01:22:41,916 Because this... 1513 01:22:42,510 --> 01:22:46,155 is so much for one human being to take on. 1514 01:22:48,359 --> 01:22:52,431 It is. It's a lot to carry. 1515 01:22:53,071 --> 01:22:57,431 And, uh, sometimes other people's pain can be... 1516 01:22:57,958 --> 01:22:59,657 overwhelming. 1517 01:23:00,654 --> 01:23:03,857 Which is why I should have been more understanding of you. 1518 01:23:05,937 --> 01:23:07,809 I'm so sorry for how I acted. 1519 01:23:07,834 --> 01:23:09,336 Max, listen to me. 1520 01:23:09,755 --> 01:23:12,177 There's no way you could have known what it's like... 1521 01:23:17,631 --> 01:23:19,464 Unless... 1522 01:23:21,766 --> 01:23:22,954 Max... 1523 01:23:24,289 --> 01:23:26,876 What if this is why you got the power? 1524 01:23:28,019 --> 01:23:31,512 So that you could feel what I feel 1525 01:23:31,537 --> 01:23:36,008 and understand what I experience every day. 1526 01:23:36,937 --> 01:23:39,948 And if empathy is the reason 1527 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:42,398 the universe gave you this, then... 1528 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:47,845 we are just going to keep getting stronger and stronger. 1529 01:23:47,953 --> 01:23:49,368 Because... 1530 01:23:56,898 --> 01:23:59,176 ? Lying in my bed ? 1531 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:04,183 ? I hear the clock tick and think of you ? 1532 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:07,091 ? Caught up in circles ? 1533 01:24:07,116 --> 01:24:11,391 ? Confusion is nothing new ? 1534 01:24:11,491 --> 01:24:15,342 ? Flashback, warm nights ? 1535 01:24:15,367 --> 01:24:18,758 ? Almost left behind ? 1536 01:24:18,955 --> 01:24:23,121 ? Suitcase of memories ? 1537 01:24:23,146 --> 01:24:24,621 ? Time after... ? 1538 01:24:24,645 --> 01:24:27,604 ? Sometimes you picture me ? 1539 01:24:27,630 --> 01:24:31,894 ? I'm walking too far ahead ? 1540 01:24:31,919 --> 01:24:35,243 ? You're calling to me ? 1541 01:24:35,268 --> 01:24:38,951 ? I can't hear what you've said ? 1542 01:24:38,976 --> 01:24:43,086 ? Then you say, "Go slow" ? 1543 01:24:43,241 --> 01:24:46,188 ? I fall behind ? 1544 01:24:47,095 --> 01:24:49,925 ? The second hand unwinds ? 1545 01:24:49,951 --> 01:24:51,566 ? If you're lost, you can look ? 1546 01:24:51,591 --> 01:24:54,334 ? And you will find me ? 1547 01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:57,035 ? Time after time ? 1548 01:24:57,060 --> 01:24:59,108 ? If you fall, I will catch you ? 1549 01:24:59,134 --> 01:25:01,508 ? I'll be waiting ? 1550 01:25:01,822 --> 01:25:04,519 ? Time after time ? 1551 01:25:04,544 --> 01:25:06,332 ? If you're lost, you can look ? 1552 01:25:06,357 --> 01:25:08,859 ? And you will find me ? 1553 01:25:09,269 --> 01:25:11,894 ? Time after time ? 1554 01:25:11,919 --> 01:25:14,001 ? If you fall, I will catch you ? 1555 01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:16,582 ? I will be waiting ? 1556 01:25:16,607 --> 01:25:19,610 ? Time after time ? 1557 01:25:19,946 --> 01:25:22,963 ? After my picture fades ? 1558 01:25:22,988 --> 01:25:24,879 ? And darkness ? 1559 01:25:24,904 --> 01:25:28,427 ? Has turned to gray ? 1560 01:25:28,452 --> 01:25:31,696 ? Watching through windows ? 1561 01:25:31,721 --> 01:25:36,321 ? You're wondering if I'm okay ? 1562 01:25:39,555 --> 01:25:41,137 I can't hear you. 1563 01:25:45,492 --> 01:25:48,252 ? The drum beats out of time ? 1564 01:25:48,278 --> 01:25:52,188 ? If you're lost you can look and you will find me ? 1565 01:25:52,696 --> 01:25:55,431 ? Time after time ? 1566 01:25:55,457 --> 01:25:58,275 ? If you fall I will catch you ? 1567 01:26:04,006 --> 01:26:05,525 I think they're... 1568 01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:07,486 gone. 1569 01:26:10,870 --> 01:26:12,189 It's okay. 1570 01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:35,183 I think it's a nice gift and I feel like I'm pulling it off. 1571 01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:36,769 I'm just... I'm not really sure if it's me. 1572 01:26:36,794 --> 01:26:37,793 It's not. 1573 01:26:37,818 --> 01:26:40,933 Hey, so, are we sending this newsletter or what? 1574 01:26:40,958 --> 01:26:44,088 Okay, so I was thinking about it all night especially 1575 01:26:44,113 --> 01:26:45,660 after Jack and Deb, 1576 01:26:45,685 --> 01:26:48,117 you know, bought all our ridiculous lies 1577 01:26:48,142 --> 01:26:50,363 - and Zoey got in my head and... - Mm-hmm. 1578 01:26:50,388 --> 01:26:53,637 I actually I wrote a different letter, and... 1579 01:26:53,808 --> 01:26:57,953 I was thinking that maybe we should send this one instead. 1580 01:26:58,878 --> 01:27:00,096 Okay. 1581 01:27:01,064 --> 01:27:02,567 "Hey, Adam." 1582 01:27:03,049 --> 01:27:05,121 "We were gonna send you a fake newsletter 1583 01:27:05,146 --> 01:27:08,037 "saying all the amazing things we did this year. 1584 01:27:08,062 --> 01:27:09,802 But that's not true. 1585 01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:12,796 We had a really tough year." 1586 01:27:14,363 --> 01:27:16,038 "My dad died. 1587 01:27:16,658 --> 01:27:18,446 "I left my job. 1588 01:27:18,761 --> 01:27:22,899 "Emily suffered from some very intense postpartum depression. 1589 01:27:23,790 --> 01:27:26,554 "If anything, we were all just trying to... 1590 01:27:27,488 --> 01:27:28,907 "get by. 1591 01:27:29,377 --> 01:27:31,398 But here's the thing, 1592 01:27:32,312 --> 01:27:33,965 we're still here. 1593 01:27:33,990 --> 01:27:36,235 "We can still make each other laugh. 1594 01:27:36,419 --> 01:27:38,250 "We have a great kid. 1595 01:27:39,298 --> 01:27:42,646 "And we don't need to pretend our life is better "just for your benefit. 1596 01:27:42,672 --> 01:27:44,818 So have a great holiday 1597 01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:48,383 and maybe take us off the Christmas list next year." 1598 01:27:51,775 --> 01:27:54,055 Wow, David. That's, um... 1599 01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:56,865 that's very brave. 1600 01:27:57,058 --> 01:27:58,736 And heartfelt. 1601 01:27:59,766 --> 01:28:01,563 It's very powerful, babe. 1602 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,754 You still think we should send the other one, don't you? 1603 01:28:05,779 --> 01:28:08,063 - Most definitely. - Yeah. 1604 01:28:11,296 --> 01:28:14,290 Okay, yes, I may have opened up a few of the gifts and I know that wasn't part of the plan, 1605 01:28:14,316 --> 01:28:16,842 - but before you say anything, just... - Don't worry about it. 1606 01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:21,090 What does that mean? Is this a test? 1607 01:28:21,115 --> 01:28:22,824 Like an escape room where they actually kill you? 1608 01:28:22,849 --> 01:28:24,388 No. 1609 01:28:25,779 --> 01:28:28,391 It's fine, really. 1610 01:28:30,464 --> 01:28:32,258 It is, for real. 1611 01:28:32,621 --> 01:28:34,215 Oh, okay. 1612 01:28:36,087 --> 01:28:37,334 So, now what? 1613 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:40,506 We're going to like just, wait for Mom and open up the rest of the gifts? 1614 01:28:40,531 --> 01:28:41,573 Make pancakes... 1615 01:28:41,598 --> 01:28:42,962 Do our annual Christmas nap and then... 1616 01:28:42,988 --> 01:28:44,244 I have a different idea. 1617 01:28:44,388 --> 01:28:45,947 Instead of doing what we always do, 1618 01:28:45,972 --> 01:28:47,981 I think it's time we mix it up. 1619 01:28:48,682 --> 01:28:50,801 Bring in some new traditions. 1620 01:28:51,011 --> 01:28:53,129 Try something else for Christmas. 1621 01:29:04,773 --> 01:29:06,775 Hi. You look wonderful. 1622 01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:08,538 Look at you. 1623 01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:25,236 Hi, babe. 1624 01:29:27,966 --> 01:29:29,447 Excuse me... 1625 01:29:29,472 --> 01:29:33,065 As I live and breathe, my heart just grew three sizes. 1626 01:29:33,090 --> 01:29:35,752 The entire Clarke family is here at my Christmas Carol-oke. 1627 01:29:35,777 --> 01:29:37,057 To what do I owe this pleasure? 1628 01:29:37,082 --> 01:29:39,385 Uh, they just wanna make sure you don't burn down our restaurant. 1629 01:29:39,410 --> 01:29:41,236 Oh, wait, no, that was actually me. 1630 01:29:42,363 --> 01:29:45,850 - Thank you for having us. - The place looks amazing. 1631 01:29:45,979 --> 01:29:48,582 "Hi, Aunt Mo! I'm drunk on breast milk!" 1632 01:29:48,607 --> 01:29:50,168 Oh, can I get you guys anything? 1633 01:29:50,193 --> 01:29:52,478 No, no, no, go, we are good. We're fine. 1634 01:29:52,503 --> 01:29:53,705 Okay. 1635 01:29:54,410 --> 01:29:56,619 You do know your entire workplace is here, right? 1636 01:29:56,644 --> 01:29:57,983 That might be Max's fault. 1637 01:29:58,009 --> 01:30:00,705 I think he posted the party on Instagram and they'll show up to anything. 1638 01:30:00,730 --> 01:30:01,830 And what is your excuse? 1639 01:30:01,855 --> 01:30:05,065 Because this party is for lost souls with nowhere else to go. 1640 01:30:05,090 --> 01:30:08,554 Yeah, that sounds just right. 1641 01:30:08,816 --> 01:30:11,999 Also I can't think of any place I'd rather be. 1642 01:30:12,303 --> 01:30:13,788 You mean it? 1643 01:30:15,313 --> 01:30:16,915 With that, go find your light 1644 01:30:16,940 --> 01:30:18,902 and make some memories and sing something. 1645 01:30:18,927 --> 01:30:21,288 Except "Sweet Caroline." That song sucks. 1646 01:30:21,421 --> 01:30:23,002 I love that song. 1647 01:30:23,272 --> 01:30:24,897 - Do you wanna get a drink? - Yes. 1648 01:30:24,923 --> 01:30:27,133 Oh, no! Oh, Tobin! 1649 01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:28,891 The ski trip, what happened? 1650 01:30:28,916 --> 01:30:32,340 Oh, this is nothing. You should see the other guy! 1651 01:30:32,487 --> 01:30:34,316 You mean the mountain? 1652 01:30:34,514 --> 01:30:35,801 Yeah. 1653 01:30:37,446 --> 01:30:40,002 Oh, hey! It's the Clarkemans! 1654 01:30:40,027 --> 01:30:43,182 Hey! Uh, how was birding with the family? 1655 01:30:43,207 --> 01:30:44,307 Oh, incredible! 1656 01:30:44,332 --> 01:30:46,666 We got a photo of the rare two-eared quetzal. 1657 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:48,989 And I called my ex at the Audobon Society and he... 1658 01:30:49,014 --> 01:30:50,611 Yeah, that sounds super cool! We're gonna grab a drink. 1659 01:30:50,637 --> 01:30:52,574 Oh, yeah, no, we can do the thing. Okay. 1660 01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:54,436 What's up, bro? 1661 01:30:55,852 --> 01:30:58,533 You don't have a drink in your hand. What can I make the two of you? 1662 01:30:58,558 --> 01:31:00,455 - Mezcal mule for me, bruh. - Glass of wine. 1663 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,879 - Done and done. - Hi. 1664 01:31:04,043 --> 01:31:07,384 Okay. So, Christmas Eve with mom and the new husband. 1665 01:31:07,592 --> 01:31:08,634 How was it? 1666 01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:11,455 I'm not gonna lie. It was a little weird at first but... 1667 01:31:11,775 --> 01:31:14,174 it was nice seeing my mom so happy. 1668 01:31:14,199 --> 01:31:16,528 Which I guess is all that matters, right? 1669 01:31:16,553 --> 01:31:19,757 Oh, before I forget, I brought you both back souvenirs. 1670 01:31:19,783 --> 01:31:20,756 Thank you. 1671 01:31:20,781 --> 01:31:22,260 - Max. - Presents. 1672 01:31:22,285 --> 01:31:25,432 Bro, I got you some "I heart Las Vegas" golf balls 1673 01:31:25,457 --> 01:31:28,260 because I think it's time we start playing a sport together 1674 01:31:28,285 --> 01:31:30,893 which you, of course, will lose. 1675 01:31:30,918 --> 01:31:33,634 - I will see you on the greens, pal! - Okay. 1676 01:31:33,919 --> 01:31:35,501 And for you... 1677 01:31:38,620 --> 01:31:41,323 Now, no matter what you're feeling over the holidays, 1678 01:31:41,415 --> 01:31:43,997 you can always look at this, shake it up, 1679 01:31:44,144 --> 01:31:46,908 and think "At least I'm not in Vegas." 1680 01:31:49,590 --> 01:31:52,564 - Did you tell him? - I... 1681 01:31:57,285 --> 01:31:58,838 Thank you. 1682 01:31:59,447 --> 01:32:00,857 I love it. 1683 01:32:00,882 --> 01:32:05,314 You know what, it is now our new official centerpiece. 1684 01:32:07,834 --> 01:32:11,244 Excuse me, can I have you beautiful people's attention? 1685 01:32:16,473 --> 01:32:18,783 Okay, first of all, I would like to thank you all 1686 01:32:18,808 --> 01:32:22,794 for coming to my eighth Annual Christmas Carol-oke Party. 1687 01:32:26,111 --> 01:32:28,729 Ooh, and I can already tell I like this venue 1688 01:32:28,754 --> 01:32:30,036 more than my apartment. 1689 01:32:30,061 --> 01:32:32,503 And we will see you all next year, okay? 1690 01:32:32,528 --> 01:32:35,127 And with that, let's give a round of applause 1691 01:32:35,152 --> 01:32:37,432 to my partner in crime, Max... 1692 01:32:38,236 --> 01:32:41,794 for graciously saying "Yes" for this magical evening 1693 01:32:41,819 --> 01:32:44,460 and for splitting the liquor and food bill without knowing. 1694 01:32:44,578 --> 01:32:48,139 Oh, in that case, party's over, everybody! Have a great night. 1695 01:32:48,273 --> 01:32:49,409 Kidding. 1696 01:32:49,434 --> 01:32:52,317 We all know that the holidays are about family, 1697 01:32:52,342 --> 01:32:54,985 whether it be your family or your chosen family. 1698 01:32:55,010 --> 01:32:58,053 And no Mo-ccasion would be complete 1699 01:32:58,078 --> 01:33:04,182 without a little ? song ? 1700 01:33:04,207 --> 01:33:05,219 But... 1701 01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:09,377 This year, we're gonna do things a little different 1702 01:33:09,402 --> 01:33:12,605 because someone that I care so much about 1703 01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:15,822 didn't get her chance to shine so, 1704 01:33:16,016 --> 01:33:19,031 Amirah, will you come up here and sing a song for us? 1705 01:33:23,255 --> 01:33:24,739 What do you wanna sing? 1706 01:33:27,358 --> 01:33:29,658 And she has taste. I like it. 1707 01:33:29,683 --> 01:33:31,092 She got that from me, Perry. 1708 01:33:44,951 --> 01:33:46,685 ? Oh, yeah ? 1709 01:33:46,710 --> 01:33:48,652 ? Candles burnin' low ? 1710 01:33:49,134 --> 01:33:52,111 ? Lots of mistletoe ? 1711 01:33:52,338 --> 01:33:55,185 ? Lots of snow and ice ? 1712 01:33:55,210 --> 01:33:57,873 ? Everywhere we go ? 1713 01:33:57,898 --> 01:34:00,847 ? Choirs singing carols ? 1714 01:34:00,872 --> 01:34:03,521 ? Right outside my door ? 1715 01:34:03,546 --> 01:34:06,143 ? All these things and more ? 1716 01:34:06,410 --> 01:34:08,670 - ? All these... ? - ? And more ? 1717 01:34:08,695 --> 01:34:11,654 ? That's what Christmas means to me, my love ? 1718 01:34:11,679 --> 01:34:15,250 ? That's what Christmas means to me, my love ? 1719 01:34:20,226 --> 01:34:22,950 ? I see your smilin' face ? 1720 01:34:22,975 --> 01:34:25,973 ? Like I've never seen before ? 1721 01:34:26,353 --> 01:34:29,240 ? Even though I love ya madly ? 1722 01:34:29,265 --> 01:34:31,716 ? It seems I love you more ? 1723 01:34:31,741 --> 01:34:34,381 ? The little card you give me ? 1724 01:34:34,406 --> 01:34:37,490 ? Will touch my heart for sure ? 1725 01:34:37,515 --> 01:34:40,399 ? All these things and more, darling ? 1726 01:34:40,424 --> 01:34:42,793 ? All these things and more, darling ? 1727 01:34:42,819 --> 01:34:45,511 ? That's what Christmas means to me, my love ? 1728 01:34:46,621 --> 01:34:49,174 So... how we doing? 1729 01:34:49,326 --> 01:34:51,828 Still bummed you can't hear heart songs anymore? 1730 01:34:51,975 --> 01:34:54,474 I mean, it was fun while it lasted, 1731 01:34:54,499 --> 01:34:57,141 but clearly I should leave the heavy heart song lifting 1732 01:34:57,166 --> 01:34:58,537 - to the experts. - Okay. 1733 01:34:58,562 --> 01:35:01,843 You know what, if you ever wanna know what's going on inside my head, 1734 01:35:01,869 --> 01:35:04,037 just ask me and I'll tell you. 1735 01:35:04,062 --> 01:35:05,865 Oh, you mean, like two healthy, normal, 1736 01:35:05,890 --> 01:35:07,559 communicative people in a relationship? 1737 01:35:07,585 --> 01:35:09,029 Yeah, just like that. 1738 01:35:09,054 --> 01:35:11,371 ? Happiness in the coming year ? 1739 01:35:11,396 --> 01:35:14,335 ? Let's deck the halls with holly ? 1740 01:35:14,421 --> 01:35:17,182 ? Sing sweet "Silent Night" ? 1741 01:35:17,405 --> 01:35:20,132 ? Fill the tree with angel hair ? 1742 01:35:20,158 --> 01:35:22,936 ? And pretty, pretty lights ? 1743 01:35:22,962 --> 01:35:24,132 So... 1744 01:35:24,327 --> 01:35:27,405 I guess we know why the universe gave me the powers. 1745 01:35:27,430 --> 01:35:30,377 But... what about you, Zo? 1746 01:35:31,045 --> 01:35:33,010 That's a good question. 1747 01:35:33,530 --> 01:35:36,517 I mean, maybe I got them all so 1748 01:35:36,861 --> 01:35:39,955 I could communicate with my dad while he was dying. 1749 01:35:40,267 --> 01:35:43,934 Or maybe you got them to help others. 1750 01:35:44,552 --> 01:35:46,865 I mean, there's a lot of people hurting out there 1751 01:35:46,890 --> 01:35:48,529 who could sure use you. 1752 01:35:48,554 --> 01:35:49,739 Or... 1753 01:35:50,913 --> 01:35:53,357 I was spending too much of my life 1754 01:35:53,382 --> 01:35:55,170 hiding behind a computer screen. 1755 01:35:55,195 --> 01:35:58,637 And the universe was trying to tell me it was time 1756 01:36:00,089 --> 01:36:01,418 to look up. 1757 01:36:56,223 --> 01:37:03,277 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com