1 00:00:30,816 --> 00:00:33,336 S21E07 Doubling Down 2 00:00:46,416 --> 00:00:48,116 Yes, Eric? 3 00:00:55,092 --> 00:00:56,958 Eric, this isn't working. 4 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,261 Heidi, no, please! 5 00:00:59,263 --> 00:01:02,197 Heidi, Heidi, I would be nothing without you. 6 00:01:02,199 --> 00:01:03,565 Okay? I'm sorry. 7 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:04,966 Okay? Please! 8 00:01:05,681 --> 00:01:08,403 You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car. 9 00:01:08,405 --> 00:01:10,071 Heidi, I was in a bad mood. 10 00:01:10,073 --> 00:01:12,607 I told you... that's what happens after I eat. 11 00:01:12,609 --> 00:01:14,075 My blood sugar spikes, 12 00:01:14,077 --> 00:01:15,710 and I get all anxious and then I crash... 13 00:01:15,712 --> 00:01:17,612 Eric, you can't just keep being mean to me 14 00:01:17,614 --> 00:01:19,247 and blaming it on your blood sugar. 15 00:01:19,249 --> 00:01:20,749 But it... But it's true, Heidi! 16 00:01:20,751 --> 00:01:21,883 It's all my mom's fault. 17 00:01:21,885 --> 00:01:23,285 She feeds me all this crap, 18 00:01:23,287 --> 00:01:24,786 and my body doesn't know how to process it. 19 00:01:24,788 --> 00:01:25,754 Mom! 20 00:01:25,756 --> 00:01:26,955 Mom! 21 00:01:26,957 --> 00:01:28,356 Yes, hon? 22 00:01:28,358 --> 00:01:31,159 You *** up my life, Mom! *** you! 23 00:01:31,161 --> 00:01:32,861 How could you feed me like that, you bitch?! 24 00:01:32,863 --> 00:01:34,362 Get outta here! 25 00:01:34,364 --> 00:01:36,298 Eric, if blood sugar is really the problem, 26 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:39,401 then you need to change how you eat, right? 27 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:42,037 Right. Like, what'd ya... What'd ya mean? 28 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:43,705 Eric, every time I've talked to you 29 00:01:43,707 --> 00:01:45,373 about maybe being a vegan with me, 30 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,142 you just tell me vegans are pussies, 31 00:01:47,144 --> 00:01:49,511 but then you try and blame food and your mom for... 32 00:01:49,513 --> 00:01:51,379 It is the food and it is my mom, Heidi! 33 00:01:51,381 --> 00:01:53,081 It is! I wanna be vegan with you! 34 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:55,317 I need your help to show me how. Please, Heidi. 35 00:01:55,319 --> 00:01:56,851 I need you right now, more than ever. 36 00:01:56,853 --> 00:01:57,986 I want to do this. Please. 37 00:01:57,988 --> 00:01:59,554 You really mean it? 38 00:01:59,556 --> 00:02:01,656 Yes, Heidi! That's how much I love you. 39 00:02:01,658 --> 00:02:03,258 I'm vegan from now on. 40 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,526 All right, Eric. 41 00:02:04,528 --> 00:02:06,828 We'll see how this goes, okay? 42 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:07,929 I'll see you tomorrow. 43 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:09,931 Okay. Okay, bye, honey. 44 00:02:17,274 --> 00:02:18,940 That dirty whore! 45 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,575 Who does that bitch think she is?! 46 00:02:20,577 --> 00:02:23,044 Packing my lunch for me? *** her, dude! 47 00:02:23,046 --> 00:02:24,946 Pissed off at your girlfriend again, huh, Eric? 48 00:02:24,948 --> 00:02:26,381 She's not a girlfriend. 49 00:02:26,383 --> 00:02:28,683 She's a controlling, manipulative whore! 50 00:02:28,685 --> 00:02:30,251 That's enough, Cartman. 51 00:02:30,253 --> 00:02:32,020 I am so sick of hearing you 52 00:02:32,022 --> 00:02:33,488 call Heidi horrible things! 53 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:35,056 That's because you don't understand 54 00:02:35,058 --> 00:02:36,791 how much it sucks be in a relationship. 55 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:37,993 Hey, babe. 56 00:02:37,995 --> 00:02:39,427 Oh, hey, babe. What's going on? 57 00:02:39,429 --> 00:02:41,096 What are you up to? 58 00:02:41,098 --> 00:02:44,032 Nothing, just telling the guys how awesome it is to be vegan. 59 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:46,201 That's great. You wanna come eat with me? 60 00:02:46,203 --> 00:02:47,736 I can explain what I packed. 61 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:50,399 Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome. 62 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:52,774 I don't get it. 63 00:02:52,776 --> 00:02:54,442 I just really don't get it. 64 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:56,378 How is she still supporting him? 65 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:57,746 She loves him, I guess. 66 00:02:57,748 --> 00:02:59,047 But he clearly sucks. 67 00:02:59,049 --> 00:03:00,448 She has to know he sucks. 68 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:01,616 What the hell is going on? 69 00:03:01,618 --> 00:03:03,218 Well, it's not our problem. 70 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,586 It is our problem. 71 00:03:04,588 --> 00:03:07,222 This is affecting us... Our whole school. 72 00:03:07,224 --> 00:03:10,558 There's got to be a reason she sticks by him. 73 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,867 Oh, Heidi. 74 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:20,101 Heidi, you got a sec? 75 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:22,103 - Oh, hey, Kyle. - Hey. 76 00:03:22,105 --> 00:03:23,605 Uh, listen, uh... 77 00:03:23,607 --> 00:03:25,874 I-I know you and Cartman have an anniversary coming up, 78 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:27,442 and I was just wondering, you know, 79 00:03:27,444 --> 00:03:28,810 how do you think he's doing? 80 00:03:28,812 --> 00:03:29,944 As a boyfriend? 81 00:03:29,946 --> 00:03:31,513 Well, what do you mean? 82 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:34,049 Well, you know, like, some of us are thinking that, 83 00:03:34,051 --> 00:03:36,951 uh, maybe he's not super qualified to be with you. 84 00:03:36,953 --> 00:03:38,915 Oh, God. Not you, too. 85 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:41,089 Just, like, what are the things about Cartman 86 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:43,658 that you find... remotely redeeming? 87 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:46,127 Look, don't you think I get it enough from my girlfriends? 88 00:03:46,129 --> 00:03:48,296 "He sucks, Heidi. What's wrong with you? 89 00:03:48,298 --> 00:03:49,931 Why can't you admit he's a loser? 90 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:51,900 How could anyone ever go with him?" 91 00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:53,635 I was just following my heart. 92 00:03:53,637 --> 00:03:55,203 Isn't that what you're supposed to do? 93 00:03:55,205 --> 00:03:56,638 You don't have to get defensive. 94 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,872 - I just... - Who's being defensive?! 95 00:03:57,874 --> 00:03:59,474 He's great! We're doing great! 96 00:03:59,476 --> 00:04:01,309 I didn't make a bad decision. 97 00:04:01,311 --> 00:04:04,479 I don't need you to stand there and say, "I told you so." 98 00:04:04,481 --> 00:04:05,814 I didn't say, "I told you"... 99 00:04:05,816 --> 00:04:07,649 You know, you don't know what Eric's like 100 00:04:07,651 --> 00:04:09,617 when we're alone, okay? 101 00:04:09,619 --> 00:04:12,487 He's actually really good to me. 102 00:04:14,024 --> 00:04:15,390 Wow. 103 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,363 Heidi! 104 00:04:22,365 --> 00:04:24,032 Oh, my God. You're not gonna believe this. 105 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:25,667 - What? - You were so right... 106 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:26,868 when you said there were 107 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,303 vegan options for everything. 108 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:30,371 Remember how you told me about Beyond Meat? 109 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:31,806 Yeah, the vegan meat that's made 110 00:04:31,808 --> 00:04:33,374 with all vegetables and plants. 111 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:34,809 Well, I tried it, and you were right. 112 00:04:34,811 --> 00:04:36,077 You can't even tell the difference 113 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:37,345 between that and real meat. 114 00:04:37,347 --> 00:04:38,780 Really? That's great, babe. 115 00:04:38,782 --> 00:04:40,715 So now I've been trying all kinds of vegan foods. 116 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:43,551 You gotta try this. It's called Beyond KFC. 117 00:04:43,553 --> 00:04:45,687 - Oh, wow. - It's all plant-based. 118 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:47,288 Soy protein, and just... Y-You gotta taste this. 119 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:48,556 Just try it. 120 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:52,360 It tastes just like KFC. 121 00:04:52,362 --> 00:04:55,263 I know, right?! Isn't that crazy? 122 00:04:55,265 --> 00:04:56,564 Like... Like, seriously, 123 00:04:56,566 --> 00:04:58,199 how could you even tell that this was vegan? 124 00:04:58,201 --> 00:05:00,502 Try the... try the Beyond Mashed Potatoes and Gravy too. 125 00:05:00,504 --> 00:05:02,303 They say you can even drink the Beyond Gravy by itself 126 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:03,438 as like a protein boost. 127 00:05:04,574 --> 00:05:06,708 I don't know about you, but I could eat this every day. 128 00:05:08,245 --> 00:05:11,079 Yeah, it's really good. 129 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,514 Delicious. 130 00:05:16,471 --> 00:05:17,452 Guys, listen. 131 00:05:17,454 --> 00:05:19,420 I think I know why Heidi won't admit 132 00:05:19,422 --> 00:05:20,788 Cartman's a horrible boyfriend. 133 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:22,323 Dude, are you still on this? 134 00:05:22,325 --> 00:05:24,192 Yeah! It's important! 135 00:05:24,194 --> 00:05:25,894 Maybe she's telling the truth, Kyle. 136 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:27,896 Maybe Eric really does love and support her 137 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:29,330 in ways that we don't see. 138 00:05:29,332 --> 00:05:30,798 You guys! You guys! 139 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,567 - Have you seen Heidi? - No. 140 00:05:32,569 --> 00:05:34,936 Well, uh, we've been trying some different foods lately, 141 00:05:34,938 --> 00:05:37,872 and, uh, Heidi's put on some pounds, you guys. 142 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:39,541 Heidi's getting fat? 143 00:05:39,543 --> 00:05:41,109 Yeah, Token, don't start ripping on me 144 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:42,744 for having a fat girlfriend, all right? 145 00:05:42,746 --> 00:05:44,112 Just try and be cool about it. 146 00:05:44,114 --> 00:05:45,547 Hey, babe. 147 00:05:45,549 --> 00:05:48,249 Oh, hey, hey, hey, Heidi. What's going on? 148 00:05:49,986 --> 00:05:52,153 I-I'm not feeling the best again. 149 00:05:52,155 --> 00:05:54,789 I might see if my mom can come pick me up. 150 00:05:54,791 --> 00:05:56,791 Pick you up? That could be tough. 151 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:59,694 I... I know, but I just feel bloated. 152 00:05:59,696 --> 00:06:01,763 I think there might have been something bad 153 00:06:01,765 --> 00:06:03,298 in that Beyond Arby's. 154 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,566 Yeah, well, cool babe. 155 00:06:04,568 --> 00:06:06,034 Maybe you should, uh, 156 00:06:06,036 --> 00:06:07,835 just waddle on down to the nurse's office. 157 00:06:07,837 --> 00:06:09,170 Can you come with? 158 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,872 Oh, sure. 159 00:06:12,576 --> 00:06:13,775 We have to help that girl. 160 00:06:13,777 --> 00:06:15,476 Can't you see what's happening? 161 00:06:15,478 --> 00:06:17,812 Kyle it's none of our business. 162 00:06:17,814 --> 00:06:19,347 You're wrong. 163 00:06:19,349 --> 00:06:21,182 In a way... 164 00:06:21,184 --> 00:06:24,953 I think we're all going out with Cartman right now. 165 00:06:24,955 --> 00:06:26,487 Uh-huh. 166 00:06:26,489 --> 00:06:28,223 Yeah, I understand that, faggot. 167 00:06:28,225 --> 00:06:30,792 And you should understand how my balls are gonna taste 168 00:06:30,794 --> 00:06:32,594 when your country starts needing money. 169 00:06:32,596 --> 00:06:34,295 I don't give two shits about a treaty. 170 00:06:34,297 --> 00:06:35,330 You're a Polish midget. 171 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:36,631 Come in. 172 00:06:37,968 --> 00:06:40,368 Uh-huh. Hang... Hang on. I'm gonna call you back. 173 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,170 Yeah, go *** yourself, retard. 174 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:45,473 Mr. President, we have a problem. 175 00:06:45,475 --> 00:06:47,108 People are pretty upset. 176 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,510 Oh, don't tell me people are still mad 177 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:50,979 about that nigger thing. 178 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:54,415 It's pronounced "Niger," Mr. President. 179 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,451 And it's a country in Africa. 180 00:06:56,453 --> 00:06:58,152 Ooh, aren't we fancy. 181 00:06:58,154 --> 00:07:00,755 Okay, I don't want a bunch "Nigers" in Africa 182 00:07:00,757 --> 00:07:01,990 aiding terrorists. 183 00:07:01,992 --> 00:07:03,324 Mr. President, 184 00:07:03,326 --> 00:07:04,892 you need to be a little more careful. 185 00:07:04,894 --> 00:07:06,461 There's an investigation. 186 00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:08,196 A worker with ties to Russia 187 00:07:08,198 --> 00:07:10,965 was found raped and executed. 188 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:13,167 Raped and executed? 189 00:07:13,169 --> 00:07:14,469 Oh, you mean *** to death? 190 00:07:14,471 --> 00:07:15,937 Oh, yeah, that was me. 191 00:07:15,939 --> 00:07:18,306 Mr. President, people are starting to question 192 00:07:18,308 --> 00:07:19,674 your oath to the office! 193 00:07:19,676 --> 00:07:21,309 My oath to the office 194 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:23,878 was that I would *** everyone to death, remember? 195 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,313 Ooh, I 'member! 196 00:07:25,315 --> 00:07:27,015 - Me, too. I 'member! - I 'member that. 197 00:07:27,017 --> 00:07:28,549 You guys be quiet. 198 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,084 And you guys just get out there 199 00:07:30,086 --> 00:07:32,153 and put a positive spin on this whole thing. 200 00:07:32,155 --> 00:07:34,989 How are we supposed to put a positive spin on it? 201 00:07:34,991 --> 00:07:36,891 It's getting pretty hard to keep defending you. 202 00:07:36,893 --> 00:07:39,360 Maybe it's time we put our foot down. 203 00:07:39,362 --> 00:07:40,862 Oooh. 204 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,567 Hope you brought some condoms. 205 00:08:03,648 --> 00:08:04,572 Hello. 206 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:07,527 I know things have been difficult between us lately. 207 00:08:07,764 --> 00:08:10,258 I know you think all boys are sort of pigs, 208 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:11,959 but just know that a lot of us boys 209 00:08:11,961 --> 00:08:14,822 think girls are amazing and smart and beautiful. 210 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:17,699 Not... Not like hot beautiful, 211 00:08:17,701 --> 00:08:19,300 I mean like inside beautiful. 212 00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:20,501 I... I'm not saying you're hot. 213 00:08:20,503 --> 00:08:21,703 You're not... You're not hot. 214 00:08:21,705 --> 00:08:23,271 I'm not saying you're ugly. 215 00:08:23,273 --> 00:08:25,440 It doesn't matter. You're all hot on the inside. 216 00:08:25,442 --> 00:08:27,775 If we could all just see inside you, it would be hot. 217 00:08:27,777 --> 00:08:28,810 Oh, shit. 218 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,244 What do you want, Kyle? 219 00:08:30,246 --> 00:08:31,646 It's Heidi Turner. 220 00:08:31,648 --> 00:08:32,747 You guys shouldn't criticize her so much 221 00:08:32,749 --> 00:08:33,782 for going with Cartman. 222 00:08:33,862 --> 00:08:35,950 Why not? Eric Cartman is a horrible person. 223 00:08:35,952 --> 00:08:37,719 I know! I-I know that, okay? 224 00:08:37,721 --> 00:08:39,554 Trust me, I hate Cartman as much as any of you. 225 00:08:39,556 --> 00:08:41,723 But just, give her some space, you know? 226 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:43,725 You can't keep saying, "We told you so," 227 00:08:43,727 --> 00:08:45,360 because if you make her feel dumb, 228 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:46,694 she just doubles down and tries to prove to herself 229 00:08:46,696 --> 00:08:47,762 that it wasn't dumb. 230 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:50,965 Why do you care? Do you like Heidi? 231 00:08:51,506 --> 00:08:52,300 No! 232 00:08:52,302 --> 00:08:54,268 Oh, my God. He so likes Heidi. 233 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:55,069 Obvi. 234 00:08:55,071 --> 00:08:56,904 No, I don't! 235 00:08:56,906 --> 00:08:58,773 Do I? 236 00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:02,548 Hey, Kyle! 237 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:04,278 Hey, I was thinkin' about what you said... 238 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,980 How we should all help Heidi break up with Eric? 239 00:09:05,982 --> 00:09:08,778 You're right. It's our moral obligation. 240 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:11,285 Yeah, no, we're not getting involved in that. 241 00:09:11,287 --> 00:09:12,420 Oh, we're not? 242 00:09:12,422 --> 00:09:13,855 Yeah, no, yeah, I, uh... 243 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,090 I think we need to stay out of it. 244 00:09:16,092 --> 00:09:17,625 Oh. Okay, then. 245 00:09:20,363 --> 00:09:21,602 Cartman, can we talk? 246 00:09:21,773 --> 00:09:22,964 Sure, Kyle. What's up? 247 00:09:22,966 --> 00:09:25,166 I just... I hope that maybe you can realize 248 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:26,567 what you have with Heidi 249 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:29,103 and... and just try to be good to her, okay? 250 00:09:29,105 --> 00:09:31,439 Kyle, let me tell you something about relationships. 251 00:09:31,441 --> 00:09:32,940 There's always two sides. Okay? 252 00:09:32,942 --> 00:09:34,776 You compromise, she compromises. 253 00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:36,444 Sometimes you criticize each other, 254 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,413 but it's all part of trying to make each other better. 255 00:09:38,415 --> 00:09:39,947 Some day, maybe you'll have a girlfriend 256 00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:41,015 and you'll understand. 257 00:09:41,017 --> 00:09:42,083 Oh, here she comes. 258 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:46,120 Boom-baba, boom-baba! 259 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:47,455 Clear the hallway, everyone! 260 00:09:47,457 --> 00:09:48,523 Heidi's comin' troo! 261 00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:51,626 Wha... What are you doing, Eric? 262 00:09:51,628 --> 00:09:53,594 I was just practicing marching bass drum for my buddy Kyle. 263 00:09:53,596 --> 00:09:54,862 It's his favorite. 264 00:09:54,864 --> 00:09:56,063 Oh, okay. 265 00:09:56,065 --> 00:09:57,899 Um, are we still on for lunch? 266 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,467 You betcha. Can't wait. 267 00:09:59,469 --> 00:10:01,269 Okay. See ya. 268 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:04,705 Boom-baba, boom-baba, boom! 269 00:10:09,096 --> 00:10:09,889 Some concern 270 00:10:09,915 --> 00:10:12,237 over the President's competency again today. 271 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,567 It was during a Middle East peace conference 272 00:10:14,569 --> 00:10:17,017 when the President referred to the people of Saudi Arabia 273 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,972 as "a bunch of dirty sand Nigers." 274 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:21,370 Though the comments seem divisive, 275 00:10:21,436 --> 00:10:22,842 Speaker of the House Paul Ryan 276 00:10:22,844 --> 00:10:26,265 says he's sticking by his President 100%. 277 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,115 Speaker Ryan, it's the anniversary 278 00:10:29,117 --> 00:10:30,483 of the President being elected. 279 00:10:30,485 --> 00:10:32,518 How do you think he's doing? 280 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,820 Well, what do you mean? 281 00:10:33,822 --> 00:10:35,421 He's great. We're doing great. 282 00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:37,590 A lot of people judge him and just see the negative. 283 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,559 People don't know how great the President can be 284 00:10:39,561 --> 00:10:41,127 behind closed doors. 285 00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:43,863 They don't get to see all his good qualities. 286 00:10:43,865 --> 00:10:47,667 Uh-huh. And is that semen on your black eye? 287 00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:49,602 Oh! No, I-I, uh... I tripped on a doorknob! 288 00:10:49,604 --> 00:10:51,571 That's just... That's doorknob cum. 289 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,550 You doing okay, Heidi? 290 00:11:04,552 --> 00:11:07,687 I keep thinking Eric's going to change. 291 00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:12,525 Heidi... 292 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:13,860 People like Cartman, 293 00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,295 they always make things someone else's fault. 294 00:11:16,297 --> 00:11:19,065 We all wrongly see ourselves as the victim sometimes, 295 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,868 but Cartman sees himself as the victim all the time. 296 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:24,337 He'll always find someone to blame for his shortcomings, 297 00:11:24,339 --> 00:11:27,039 and because of that, he's never gonna change. 298 00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:29,308 Before we started going out, 299 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,577 I was in a really bad place. 300 00:11:31,619 --> 00:11:34,947 I felt pushed away by society. 301 00:11:34,949 --> 00:11:36,482 Then this guy came along 302 00:11:36,484 --> 00:11:38,694 who told me all the things I wanted to hear, 303 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:41,053 and I just went with it. 304 00:11:41,055 --> 00:11:42,989 Does that make me a bad person? 305 00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:44,490 No, Heidi. 306 00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:47,326 Good people make bad decisions every day. 307 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:49,996 I've been defending him for so long. 308 00:11:49,998 --> 00:11:51,697 I don't know how I'm gonna face people 309 00:11:51,699 --> 00:11:53,399 if I finally give up. 310 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,743 Please, Heidi! 311 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:57,630 Hi... Hi... Hi... 312 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,471 Hi... Hi... Hi... 313 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:06,739 What do you want? 314 00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:10,676 He-He-He-Heidi broke up with me, Token. 315 00:13:13,471 --> 00:13:14,080 So? 316 00:13:14,082 --> 00:13:16,415 I have nothing now, Token. 317 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,751 She was my whole world. 318 00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:21,454 C-Can I just stay here with you please? 319 00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:23,482 What?! Why?! You still have a house! 320 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,958 I know how you feel now, Token. 321 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,793 To be pissed of at the world. 322 00:13:27,795 --> 00:13:30,263 To feel completely screwed over by society. 323 00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:31,497 I totally get it now. 324 00:13:31,499 --> 00:13:33,266 I wanna do what you guys do 325 00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:35,968 and go disrespect the flag and flip cars over and stuff. 326 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,044 Token, pleeeeease. 327 00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:46,879 I'm sorry for everything! 328 00:13:46,881 --> 00:13:49,615 I really understand now how you guys feel. 329 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:51,851 Please, what time is your family gonna go 330 00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:53,352 disrespect the flag tonight? 331 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,187 - I wanna go with. - Get outta here! 332 00:13:55,189 --> 00:13:57,356 - What's going on? - Nothing, Mom. 333 00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,393 Heidi broke up with meeeee... 334 00:14:00,395 --> 00:14:03,362 Token, he's freezing. Come on in out of the snow. 335 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,998 Thank youuuuu... 336 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,099 No! 337 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,401 Okay, we're safe to talk. 338 00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:13,639 It's not safe! 339 00:14:13,641 --> 00:14:15,574 Nowhere's safe, don't you understand? 340 00:14:15,576 --> 00:14:17,143 We're all about to get killed! 341 00:14:17,145 --> 00:14:20,012 Shh! Keep your voices down! Look at this? 342 00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:22,581 What are all these numbers? 343 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,317 The latest approval ratings. 344 00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,652 I've been researching our own independent poll. 345 00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:29,055 The president is tanking. 346 00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:32,858 These numbers are so low that we might just have an out. 347 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:35,227 Well, don't you guys see what this means? 348 00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:37,296 I don't know anything, I'm just a turtle. 349 00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:40,266 It means that the swing voters are turning against him. 350 00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:42,068 It's those people who matter. 351 00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,503 Those are the ones who can finally turn this thing around! 352 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:46,472 And then we don't have to get killed! 353 00:14:46,474 --> 00:14:48,741 We can't let the president know about this. 354 00:14:48,743 --> 00:14:50,876 - Just let him... - What are you guys talking about? 355 00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:52,211 No, nothing! 356 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:53,512 - Nope! - Nothing, Mr. President. 357 00:14:53,514 --> 00:14:54,880 Oh, okay... 358 00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:56,716 Just having a little chat or something? 359 00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,617 It's an opinion poll, Mr. President. 360 00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:00,186 Your numbers are down, 361 00:15:00,188 --> 00:15:02,388 and I wanted to show you so you could do something! 362 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,023 Oh, you bitch! 363 00:15:04,025 --> 00:15:06,292 I was the one who researched the poll, Mr. President! 364 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:07,660 Let me see that... 365 00:15:08,261 --> 00:15:11,030 Huh... Isn't that interesting. 366 00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:12,565 But it's not a problem. 367 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,568 See, I know something about societal psychology 368 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,570 that you three turd balls don't. 369 00:15:17,572 --> 00:15:19,305 Everything's gonna be fine. 370 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,213 So... 371 00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:28,581 You guys about done with the soup? 372 00:15:28,977 --> 00:15:30,216 Don't you like it, Eric? 373 00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:31,550 Well, yeah, no, it's great. 374 00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:33,085 It's just... well, what time do you guys 375 00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:34,787 usually go out and disrespect the flag and stuff? 376 00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:36,956 - What? - Oh, no... 377 00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:38,591 Don't tell me you guys already disrespected the flag 378 00:15:38,593 --> 00:15:40,226 and flipped over cars today? Did I miss it? 379 00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,927 What the hell are you talking about? 380 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:43,596 I told you not to let him in. 381 00:15:43,598 --> 00:15:46,132 Please, I don't know what to do with all this anger and hurt! 382 00:15:46,134 --> 00:15:48,634 I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you, Eric, 383 00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:50,469 but maybe you'll get back together. 384 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,639 No, no, we've broken up before, but this time is different. 385 00:15:53,641 --> 00:15:55,941 I can tell. Something's changed with her. 386 00:15:55,943 --> 00:15:57,743 Heidi won't even answer my phone calls. 387 00:15:58,181 --> 00:15:59,712 Heidi? Turner? 388 00:15:59,714 --> 00:16:02,114 - The Turners' daughter? - Yeah... 389 00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:04,283 I thought she was with that Kyle Broflovski kid. 390 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:06,868 What? 391 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,155 I saw them at the park today holding hands. 392 00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:12,491 Kyle. 393 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,660 Kyle? 394 00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,862 Kyle! 395 00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:18,931 Kyle, Kyle! 396 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,671 Kyle, Kyle, Kyle! 397 00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:23,569 Kyle! 398 00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:28,974 Kyle... 399 00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:32,945 Kyle! 400 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,993 Kyle... 401 00:16:48,329 --> 00:16:49,795 Yeah. Kyle. 402 00:16:57,578 --> 00:16:59,945 Kyle! 403 00:17:03,451 --> 00:17:04,917 I should have known. 404 00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:06,719 You lying snake! 405 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,387 Cartman, I didn't mean for things to happen 406 00:17:08,389 --> 00:17:09,422 the way they did. 407 00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:10,995 Did it bother you that I was happy? 408 00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,958 Is that why you took her from me, Kyle?! 409 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,627 - Cartman, you weren't happy. - Shut up, Kyle. 410 00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:16,362 All you did was bitch about her all the time! 411 00:17:16,364 --> 00:17:17,697 You're not gonna talk your way out of this one! 412 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,632 This is the end, Kyle. 413 00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:21,067 It's you or me! 414 00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:23,302 - Come on, Cartman, I... - You took everything from me! 415 00:17:23,304 --> 00:17:24,452 Stop it. 416 00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:26,672 All you've ever done is work to ruin my life! 417 00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:29,075 Well, now I'm gonna finally fight back! 418 00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:30,476 *** him up, Eric! 419 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,744 Aah! 420 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,180 *** you, Kyle. 421 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,715 I'm sorry, Cartman. 422 00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:38,884 You just have to accept that Heidi's moved on. 423 00:17:44,025 --> 00:17:46,625 Guys, I just wanna say here's to Heidi! 424 00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:48,728 Welcome back to the land of the living! 425 00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,563 To Heidi! 426 00:17:50,565 --> 00:17:52,965 Thanks, guys! Thanks for taking me out. 427 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,600 - This is really fun! - No worries! 428 00:17:54,602 --> 00:17:56,836 We're just glad you finally came to your senses! 429 00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,437 Yeah! No kidding! 430 00:17:58,439 --> 00:18:00,039 We seriously thought you might marry that piece of shit! 431 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:05,277 Well, you know he... he actually had some good qualities too. 432 00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,079 Uhh, yeah, like what? Racism? 433 00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:08,881 Or the sociopath part? 434 00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:12,785 Yeah, I mean, no offense, Heidi, 435 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,620 But what the *** were you thinking?! 436 00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,222 Guys, she's admitted she made a mistake. 437 00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:17,923 You make a mistake on your homework. 438 00:18:17,925 --> 00:18:20,393 What Heidi did was more like a momentary loss of all sanity. 439 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:25,731 It was just what I believed in. 440 00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,233 Don't worry, Heidi, 441 00:18:27,235 --> 00:18:28,501 we're not gonna keep telling you we told you so! 442 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:31,036 But we told you so! 443 00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:32,738 The only thing I wanna know is 444 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,174 How did you bring yourself to actually kiss him? 445 00:18:35,176 --> 00:18:36,942 Ew! 446 00:18:36,944 --> 00:18:39,478 Can you imagine? Eric Cartman's breath on your mouth? 447 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,614 - Ew! - Ugh! 448 00:18:41,616 --> 00:18:43,115 Heidi, come here. 449 00:18:43,117 --> 00:18:44,483 I want to kiss you with my tongue! 450 00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,919 Ew! 451 00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,030 Hi, Eric. 452 00:18:58,725 --> 00:18:59,832 What are you doing here? 453 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,601 I don't know. I think I... 454 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,570 I just wanna make sure... 455 00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:06,305 you're doing okay. 456 00:19:06,307 --> 00:19:09,341 I want you to know... I'll always care about you. 457 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,943 That's good to know 'cause, like, 458 00:19:10,945 --> 00:19:12,578 nothing helps more when you're down 459 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,013 than knowing that your girlfriend who broke up with you 460 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,048 might care. 461 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,917 I'm sorry that I've hurt you. 462 00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:21,253 I think maybe I am just stupid and I don't know what I want, 463 00:19:21,255 --> 00:19:23,828 and it ends up hurting people. 464 00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:25,357 No... 465 00:19:25,741 --> 00:19:28,227 You need to know something, Heidi... 466 00:19:28,229 --> 00:19:29,862 None of this is your fault. 467 00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:31,711 - But I'm the one who... - No. 468 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:35,201 Heidi, none of this is your fault. 469 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,236 There's stuff I never told you. 470 00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:39,038 It's time... 471 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,239 It's time I did. 472 00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:58,837 - Hey. - Hey! You all set to go? 473 00:19:59,193 --> 00:20:00,726 I wanted to talk to you first. 474 00:20:00,728 --> 00:20:02,528 Okay, sure. 475 00:20:03,217 --> 00:20:05,731 Kyle, I've been under a lot of stress lately, 476 00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:08,734 and it was all making me really confused. 477 00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:10,769 Yeah, that's understandable. 478 00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:13,806 I was being manipulated, and I didn't even see it. 479 00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,674 I never do. And... 480 00:20:15,676 --> 00:20:17,910 I don't think you saw it either, Kyle. 481 00:20:18,408 --> 00:20:19,445 What do you mean? 482 00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:22,381 I've come to realize that it's not my fault, 483 00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:24,216 it's your fault, Kyle. 484 00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:26,018 You made all this happen. 485 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,320 - Made me question who I was... - But, Heidi, I thought... 486 00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:31,223 Shh. But it's okay. You can't help it. 487 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,959 It's how you were raised... what you were taught. 488 00:20:33,961 --> 00:20:36,729 My heritage is Irish, so I'm prone to being moody. 489 00:20:36,731 --> 00:20:39,999 And you're heritage... well, you know... 490 00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:42,067 You can be a little sneaky sometimes 491 00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:43,736 and not even realize it. 492 00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:48,340 I'm sorry, Kyle, but... 493 00:20:48,342 --> 00:20:50,876 everybody's trying to live life the best they can. 494 00:20:50,878 --> 00:20:52,444 It's hard enough 495 00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:54,246 without your people always trying to get ahead. 496 00:20:58,292 --> 00:20:59,084 Dude... 497 00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:01,233 did she just call me a dirty Jew? 498 00:21:10,197 --> 00:21:13,966 ? Happy anniversary to you... ? Cha, cha, cha. 499 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,603 ? Happy anniversary to you... ? Cha, cha, cha. 500 00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:21,140 ? Happy anniversary, Mr. President... ? 501 00:21:21,142 --> 00:21:25,144 ? Happy anniversary to you ? 502 00:21:25,146 --> 00:21:27,746 Congratulations, Mr. President. 503 00:21:27,748 --> 00:21:31,116 Looks like many more years of the same are to come. 504 00:21:31,118 --> 00:21:34,119 Oh, I don't think so... 505 00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:37,356 I think the next three years are going to be even better. 506 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,608 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com