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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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A secret casino room?

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The cops shut me down.

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Let's get this going again.

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How we doing?

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There's a problem with the cashbox.

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Oh, what's that?

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Can't get it to close.

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That is my kind of problem.

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Let's talk about the glory of meetings.

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What's not to love?
Agendas, detailed minutes,

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and if you're lucky, they begin and end

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with the soothing sound
of discipline and rules.

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Ah.

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You can imagine my frustration

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when I found out East Texas Tech

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had faculty meetings that
I was not allowed to attend.

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- Excuse me.
- Not that I didn't try.

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Goodbye, Sheldon.

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Darn it.

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Sheldon, out.

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Aw.

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Sorry, I thought you were
an irritating young man

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that won't leave me alone.

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That's rude.

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Out.

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So, how was it?

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Did any subcommittees get formed?

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No, Sheldon, it was
just a budget meeting.

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Ooh, budgets, do tell.

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Most of it was about reducing
the gen-ed science requirement

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from eight credits to four.

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But that's less science
classes. Who would want that?

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Apparently the administration,
the students and their parents.

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- Did anyone try to stop it?
- No.

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- Did it spark a heated debate?
- Not really, no.

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Were you at least annoyed?

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- Do I sound annoyed?
- Yes.

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Well, there you go.

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Hmm.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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I can't believe the
faculty is okay with this.

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It just means students
who aren't science majors

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need to take one class instead of two.

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But that's 50% less.

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Sheldon, this doesn't affect you.

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Less science affects all of society.

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And in case you haven't noticed,

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I'm good at making things all about me.

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Yes, I have picked up on that.

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Sorry, there's nothing
I can do about it.

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I understand. You're
just a cog in the machine.

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In fact, why am I talking to you?

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Feel free to stop.

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I thought you'd be at work.

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I work nights this week.

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Oh, I didn't realize the
Laundromat was open late.

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I did that.

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People work during the day, it
seemed like an untapped market.

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Smart. You know,

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if you want to advertise your new hours,

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you could take out an ad
in the church bulletin.

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That ain't a bad idea.

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Maybe I'm where you get it from.

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Oh! It could say something like,

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"Jesus washes away your sins,

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and we'll wash away your stains."

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Wow! You are really good at this.

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And do you

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really want to be the president

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of a university that is responsible

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for the dumbing down

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of scientific discourse on this campus?

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I totally agree with you.

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You do?

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Oh, it's an outrage.

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I came here to make this school

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the Harvard of East Texas.

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Not the...

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Wh-What's your least favorite school?

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MIT.

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Not the MIT of East Texas.

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Nice dig at MIT.

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Well, they deserve it.

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So, you're gonna keep the
science requirements the same?

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If it were up to me, yes.

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But you're the president.

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Everyone has a boss, Sheldon.

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Now, unfortunately, I
have to answer to the...

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grand chancellor.

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Oh. I've never heard of him.

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Oh, well, he definitely exists.

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Perhaps I should speak with him.

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I appreciate that,
but this is my fight...

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Win or lose... and I'll probably lose,

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but I am gonna go down
swinging, I promise you that.

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Can I help?

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Absolutely.

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I need you to put together

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a report backing up our position.

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Charts, graphs... the whole shebang.

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Hmm.

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Charts and graphs of what?

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Am I helping you or are you helping me?

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Uh, of course.

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I'll figure it out.

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I know you will.

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Okay, now, get out of here.

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You have a lot of work to do.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Kid makes me thirsty.

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Maybe we take a little break
and let this one dry out.

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You don't have to ask me twice.

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Do you ever think about quitting?

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This job? Yeah.

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Since when did we start

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advertising gambling rooms?

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What? It's a Laundromat.

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Yeah, and the massage parlor off
the freeway is for stiff necks.

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Well, that is a legitimate business.

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My mother owns it, my son works there.

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If you say so.

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I do say so.

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Fine.

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It's true.

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I'd say, "Want to bet,"

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but I lost 40 bucks last night

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at your mom's "legitimate business."

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Are you running a gambling room
in the back of the Laundromat?

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What? No.

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Peg says she was there last night.

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Oh, "gambling room."

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Yeah.

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What are you thinking?

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You know gambling is illegal.

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Why do you care how
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Gambling destroys lives.

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That's what you say about booze.

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I think it's an excellent pairing.

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Wait, does Georgie
know about all of this?

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Um...

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Oh, my Lord.

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It's okay, I'm looking after for him.

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What if the police show up?

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Don't you worry about them.

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We got an understanding.

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What does that mean?

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I'd explain it to you,

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but you wouldn't understand.

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You are unbelievable.

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It is bad enough for
you to do all this stuff,

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but then to drag Georgie
down into your den of sin.

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Oh, please, it's not a den of sin.

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Although that is a great name.

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Den of Sin.

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That would get some butts in seats.

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The chancellor said no? Did
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He did, he was impressed,
but it didn't change his mind.

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After all our hard work.

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I know. Bummer.

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But hey, we gave it our best shot,

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so time to move on, right?

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Absolutely not.

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Are you sure? 'Cause it
feels like time to me.

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We have to keep fighting.

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If Antonie van Leeuwenhoek had given up,

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where would we be?

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Where would we be?

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In a world without microscopes.

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Because that guy invented them?

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Boy, did he. At least the
first modern microscope.

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He's known as the
father of microbiology.

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I have a good book on
him I could loan you.

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Anyway, we can't give up.

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Hey, you are preaching to the choir,

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but... I mean, what can we do?

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I could write to some
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try get them on our side.

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Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan.

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Not Antonie van Leeuwenhoek. He's dead.

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All right, but just on the off chance

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that they're too busy to reply,

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I think that you should
get out there on campus,

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talk to students, change their minds.

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One-on-one? That could take months.

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Great.

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Animated films.

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Frog anatomy.

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The Bible.

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Why are you watching Jeopardy?

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Sheldon's not the only one
who likes to learn stuff.

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You don't know where the remote is.

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It's right here.

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It's just out of batteries.

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Want me to get some?

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Hurry, I hate this show.

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Is Georgie here?

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No, I think he's still at work.

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Do you know that that Laundromat
is just a front for gambling?

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- Cool.
- Missy Cooper,

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that was not for your
ears. Go to your room.

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So, what's this all about?

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My mother is running a gambling room

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out of the back of the Laundromat,

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and she has Georgie helping her.

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They never invited me.

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George.

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We have to get him out of there.

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Mary, we told him not
to drop out of school,

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he dropped out of school.

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Told him he couldn't
have girls in the garage,

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he has girls in the garage.

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- He does?
- So many.

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Missy!

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I'm in my room.

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Well, close the door.

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All the way.

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The point is, he didn't listen to us then,

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he's not gonna listen now.

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So, we do nothing?

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We let him make his own mistakes.

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That just sounds like another
way of saying we do nothing.

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I'm gonna go down there.

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And that's a mistake
I'm gonna let you make.

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Missy! Batteries!

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President Hagemeyer was counting on me

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to turn the tide of public opinion

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and ignite the outrage
of my fellow students.

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Excuse me, would you
like to sign my petition?

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It's about the university reducing

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our science requirements.

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Less science? Sweet.

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No, it's to stop the reduction

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and keep our science curriculum strong.

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Are you hurrying off
to tell your friends?

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"Ben Dover."

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Thanks, Ben.

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- No.
- Nuh-uh.

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Nope.

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Excuse me, would you like to
sign my petition about keeping

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- our science requirements strong?
- Of course.

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If you'll sign mine

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to increase funding

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for the school jazz band.

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Let's pretend we never met.

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I needed a new plan.

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One where I could reach the masses.

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The front page of the campus newspaper

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was my best course of action.

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I deployed every weapon
in my literary arsenal.

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Humor.

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So funny.

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Gravitas.

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So moving.

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Fearmongering.

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So scary.

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And last but not least,

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heartfelt emotion.

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Eh, not where I shine. I'll end on fear.

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Excuse me, if I had an exposé

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that's going to rip the lid
off this university's leadership

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and shine a light on its rotten core,

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who would I turn that in to?

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You can give it to me.

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I'd feel more comfortable giving it

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to someone who's less likely
to roll it up and smoke it.

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Well, I'm the editor,
so it's me or nothing.

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Very well.

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I'm handing you the scoop of a lifetime.

270
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,177
Okay.

271
00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:09,717
As your people say,
I think you'll dig it.

272
00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,543
Georgie.

273
00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:16,179
Hey, what are you doing here?

274
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,648
I know about the room in the back.

275
00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:21,918
Do you know whether or not I know?

276
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:22,953
Yes.

277
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,955
Okay, that's gonna save us a lot of time.

278
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,146
It is not okay.

279
00:10:26,149 --> 00:10:27,657
You are quitting right now.

280
00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:29,143
Why would I do that?

281
00:10:29,146 --> 00:10:32,395
Because I am your
mother, and it is wrong.

282
00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:35,810
Well, I'm working for your
mother, and she says it's okay.

283
00:10:35,813 --> 00:10:37,592
And I answer to a higher power,

284
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,768
and He says it's also
wrong, so I win, let's go.

285
00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:42,081
Mom, please don't make
a big deal out of this.

286
00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:44,508
Oh, so there is an illegal gambling room

287
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,976
in the back, and it's no big deal?

288
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,577
There's a gambling room back there?

289
00:10:47,579 --> 00:10:49,446
And there is a church two blocks down,

290
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,428
so maybe try that.

291
00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:53,949
Just go around to the alley.
The password is "dryer sheet."

292
00:10:53,952 --> 00:10:55,600
This is not a joke.

293
00:10:55,603 --> 00:10:57,586
I'm worried about your soul.

294
00:10:57,589 --> 00:10:59,523
I'm not gambling. No one's getting hurt.

295
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:03,318
Georgie, I know you think
that, but this does hurt people.

296
00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:05,362
It's not my business what
people do with their money.

297
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,633
And it ain't your business,
either, so butt out.

298
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,802
The next day,

299
00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:15,572
I got to campus early to
get a copy of my article,

300
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,240
hot off the presses.

301
00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:19,326
Normally, I don't like
getting newspaper ink

302
00:11:19,329 --> 00:11:21,935
on my hands, but this was worth it.

303
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,144
Plus, I had Wet-Naps.

304
00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,518
Where's my exposé?

305
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,655
I didn't run it.

306
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,854
What? Why?

307
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,034
You're blaming this whole
thing on a grand chancellor.

308
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,424
There's no such person.

309
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:36,860
Of course there is. He's
President Hagemeyer's boss.

310
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,929
She doesn't have a boss.
She's the president.

311
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,793
Yes, she does, and we've
been trying to fight him,

312
00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:42,399
but he won't budge.

313
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,834
The grand chancellor?

314
00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:47,239
Well, when you say it like
that it sounds made-up.

315
00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:49,264
How would you say it?

316
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,635
The grand chancellor.

317
00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:53,481
I've been had.

318
00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:01,412
Mm-hmm. Oh.

319
00:12:01,415 --> 00:12:02,896
Not now, I'm on the phone.

320
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,749
Oh, are you talking to
the grand chancellor?

321
00:12:04,752 --> 00:12:06,990
Who I know doesn't exist,
just like your integrity.

322
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,428
Uh, I'll-I'll call you back.

323
00:12:08,431 --> 00:12:09,925
Don't believe her!

324
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:11,646
You can't just barge into my office.

325
00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:13,248
And you can't just lie to my face.

326
00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:14,646
I can and I did.

327
00:12:14,649 --> 00:12:15,748
Well, I'm going to start

328
00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:17,443
calling you President Hage-liar,

329
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,645
and I think it'll to catch on

330
00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:20,420
because it's both true and clever.

331
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:22,972
Look, I know you're upset,
but you left me no choice.

332
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,279
I knew you'd be a pain in
the ass about these cuts.

333
00:12:25,282 --> 00:12:26,716
Language, and also, these cuts

334
00:12:26,719 --> 00:12:28,178
are detrimental on so many levels.

335
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,701
Not to the university.

336
00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:30,803
Look...

337
00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:33,674
My job means sometimes
making very hard decisions.

338
00:12:33,677 --> 00:12:35,217
Now, I'm sorry that I lied to you,

339
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,920
and-and if it helps, I didn't enjoy it.

340
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:38,990
Yes, you did.

341
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,029
Yes, I did.

342
00:12:40,032 --> 00:12:41,975
I mean, grand chancellor?

343
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,311
I really pulled that one out of my...

344
00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,381
Ah-ah.

345
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:45,678
...bottom.

346
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,849
Well, I can lie about things, too.

347
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,088
Did I knock your papers on the floor?

348
00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:54,146
No, I didn't.

349
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,834
Did I move your stapler?

350
00:12:55,837 --> 00:12:57,201
No, I didn't.

351
00:12:57,204 --> 00:13:00,374
Ooh, did I break your pencil?

352
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:04,983
Yes, I did.

353
00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:08,896
Hey, Mary. Quick question.

354
00:13:08,899 --> 00:13:11,029
Why can I see you through my newsletter?

355
00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:14,233
Oh, sorry, I had to
remove one of the ads.

356
00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:16,091
Was there anything
important on the other side?

357
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,951
Just Peg's recipe for her grape salad.

358
00:13:18,954 --> 00:13:21,723
With the mayonnaise
and the pretzels. Barf.

359
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,803
Everything okay?

360
00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:30,045
I feel like I'm a failure as a mother.

361
00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:32,448
What?

362
00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:34,320
Why?

363
00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:38,655
Georgie dropped out of school,

364
00:13:38,658 --> 00:13:41,394
and now he's working in a gambling room.

365
00:13:42,194 --> 00:13:44,889
I tried so hard to keep
him on the right path,

366
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:47,732
and now I feel like I'm
just pushing him away.

367
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:50,217
Hey, teenagers rebel.

368
00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:51,443
When I was a kid

369
00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:53,475
in El Paso, we used to cross the border

370
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:55,514
to drink beer and dance the night away.

371
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:57,717
I thought your father was a pastor.

372
00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,321
He was. It didn't stop me.

373
00:14:00,324 --> 00:14:02,006
It's hard to imagine.

374
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,631
I'm sure my father felt the same way

375
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,034
when he found his little
jefe doing the hustle

376
00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,170
en la discoteca.

377
00:14:08,575 --> 00:14:12,310
Just picture this, but
with a big ol' '70s perm.

378
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:13,662
I looked like a Chia Pet.

379
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:19,818
I still can't believe she lied to me.

380
00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:23,404
Look, here's something
you should know about life:

381
00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:24,807
People lie.

382
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,109
Everybody?

383
00:14:26,112 --> 00:14:27,178
Pretty much.

384
00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:28,513
Well, I don't like it.

385
00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:31,076
Mm. It's not always a bad thing.

386
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,745
When is lying good?

387
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,650
Like when you're trying to
spare someone's feelings.

388
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:39,487
Oh, I'd rather everybody just be honest.

389
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:40,689
Hmm.

390
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:41,956
Fine.

391
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:44,527
The last thing I wanted to
do today was pick you up.

392
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,295
You said you were happy to do it.

393
00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:48,183
See? Lies.

394
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,787
Not the worst.

395
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,459
I think I need to stop
blindly trusting everything.

396
00:14:53,462 --> 00:14:55,857
Hmm. Probably not a bad idea.

397
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,126
Thanks.

398
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,730
I wish I could believe you.

399
00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:03,699
Once I was on the lookout for liars,

400
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:04,870
I saw them everywhere.

401
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,102
...absolutely necessary.

402
00:15:06,104 --> 00:15:08,838
You're not a captain.
You're just an actor.

403
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,381
Which is another word for liar.

404
00:15:10,384 --> 00:15:12,584
And nothing...

405
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,821
is more important than my ship.

406
00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:17,428
He's so darn good at it, though.

407
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:24,889
I hear no snap,

408
00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:28,496
I hear no pop, only crackle.

409
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,709
A bowl of lies.

410
00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:39,447
Why are you watching wrestling?

411
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,283
They beat the crap out of each other.

412
00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:42,373
It's great.

413
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,779
I bet it's all fake.

414
00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:45,568
Does that look fake to you?

415
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:51,279
Okay, it's nice to
know something's real.

416
00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:52,515
Ooh, he's bleeding.

417
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,351
Please watch over Missy and Sheldon

418
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,554
and especially Georgie.

419
00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:58,850
And please don't let
my failings as a mother

420
00:15:58,853 --> 00:16:01,721
get in the way of Your
plans for their lives.

421
00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,757
Amen.

422
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,389
Hey, baby. What's wrong?

423
00:16:08,392 --> 00:16:09,951
Is it that obvious?

424
00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:13,615
Well, you are outside, where birds live.

425
00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:15,685
True. I'll make it quick.

426
00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:18,923
I'm experiencing what the
Germans call weltschmerz.

427
00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:20,009
Uh-huh.

428
00:16:20,011 --> 00:16:22,475
And what do Americans call it?

429
00:16:22,478 --> 00:16:23,818
The pain of the world.

430
00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:25,787
Sounds more fun in German.

431
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,365
Most things do.

432
00:16:27,368 --> 00:16:30,537
Hmm. Sit.

433
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,381
Tell me why you have... What is it?

434
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:34,693
Weltschmerz.

435
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,398
Weltschmerz.

436
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,521
It's recently come to my attention

437
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:41,271
that everybody lies
and you can't believe

438
00:16:41,274 --> 00:16:43,332
a thing that comes
out of anyone's mouth.

439
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,959
I don't think everybody
lies. You don't lie.

440
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,996
No, but perhaps to get by in the world

441
00:16:48,999 --> 00:16:50,826
it's a skill I should cultivate.

442
00:16:50,829 --> 00:16:52,279
I hope you don't.

443
00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:54,076
I love your honesty.

444
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,170
I want to believe you.

445
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:57,771
You should,

446
00:16:57,774 --> 00:17:00,467
because I'm your mother and
I would never lie to you.

447
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,218
I would never lie to you, either.

448
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,890
So, I guess not everybody lies.

449
00:17:06,762 --> 00:17:08,528
I heard what you said in your prayer,

450
00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:11,126
and I don't think you're
failing as a mother.

451
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:12,701
Thank you.

452
00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:15,571
I think you're a pretty
great son yourself.

453
00:17:15,574 --> 00:17:17,710
I know I'm difficult.

454
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,755
There is not a single thing
about you I would change.

455
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:25,490
My mom promised she would never lie to me.

456
00:17:25,493 --> 00:17:27,242
And she never did.

457
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,914
I'm sorry.

458
00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:39,456
Hey.

459
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,259
Mom send you?

460
00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:42,528
No.

461
00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:43,920
She also doesn't know I'm here,

462
00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:45,456
so let's keep that between us.

463
00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:46,792
All right.

464
00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:48,312
Where's your meemaw?

465
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,165
Not here. She leaves me in charge

466
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:51,663
- when she's gone.
- Is that right?

467
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,799
I also handle stuff in the Laundromat.

468
00:17:53,802 --> 00:17:55,268
Well, good for you.

469
00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:58,841
So... you're okay with me working here?

470
00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:01,437
Well, since I never been here

471
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,765
and we never had this conversation...

472
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:05,280
...sure.

473
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,318
Cool. Want to give it a spin?

474
00:18:08,936 --> 00:18:10,601
These things really pay out?

475
00:18:10,604 --> 00:18:12,938
All the time.

476
00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:15,308
Not that one. We call
it the homewrecker.

477
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,777
Which one, then?

478
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:19,414
That one's your buddy.

479
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:20,718
Yeah?

480
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,938
Look at me! I-I won two dollars!

481
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,257
President Hagemeyer.

482
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,793
Miss Hagemeyer,

483
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:35,130
Stephen Hawking here.

484
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:38,067
Oh, hello. I...

485
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:41,241
I... Is this really Stephen Hawking?

486
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:43,538
Does it not sound like me?

487
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:46,413
Sorry, I have a cold.

488
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,682
Oh, uh...

489
00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:50,632
That was a joke. Ha, ha, ha.

490
00:18:50,635 --> 00:18:52,437
Uh...

491
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,106
how can I help you, sir?

492
00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:57,265
I received a letter
from one of your students

493
00:18:57,268 --> 00:19:01,538
about the decision to
reduce science requirements.

494
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,140
Very disappointing.

495
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,616
Well, I would never
want to disappoint you,

496
00:19:05,619 --> 00:19:08,310
but that-that wasn't my decision.

497
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,312
Whose decision was it?

498
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:13,694
The grand chancellor.

499
00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:14,898
That is a lie.

500
00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:16,280
Yeah, yeah, that's a lie.

501
00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:20,851
Has anyone ever called
you President Hage-liar?

502
00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:26,601
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