1 00:00:12,643 --> 00:00:15,207 _ 2 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:16,989 What if we let off some fireworks in here, huh? 3 00:00:17,023 --> 00:00:18,424 Fireworks in the bar? 4 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:19,492 It's never been done before. Right? 5 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:21,027 That could be kind of good, right? 6 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,062 You'll burn the place to the ground. 7 00:00:23,096 --> 00:00:24,497 But Charlie is right, though. Like, we have to have 8 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:26,132 - some kind of flair for this business meeting. - Yeah. 9 00:00:26,165 --> 00:00:27,600 This guy's a huge potential investor. 10 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:29,202 He could give Paddy's tons of money. 11 00:00:29,235 --> 00:00:31,037 I know, we need pageantry. We need, uh... 12 00:00:31,070 --> 00:00:32,071 Oh, dude, I just thought of something. 13 00:00:32,105 --> 00:00:33,940 What if it's not a guy? What if it's a woman? 14 00:00:33,973 --> 00:00:36,042 If-if it's a woman, I got flowers prepped for her. 15 00:00:36,075 --> 00:00:37,577 - Okay. - Oh. 16 00:00:37,610 --> 00:00:41,180 And if it's a guy, I got a football ready for him. 17 00:00:41,214 --> 00:00:42,582 - Nice. Okay, that's good. - No, well... no. 18 00:00:42,615 --> 00:00:44,984 Hold on. What if it's a guy who hates football 19 00:00:45,018 --> 00:00:46,986 - but loves flowers? - Right, right, right. 20 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:49,722 - Or a woman who loves football but hates flowers? - Hates flowers. 21 00:00:49,764 --> 00:00:52,458 Or a woman who was assigned male gender at birth 22 00:00:52,492 --> 00:00:55,094 - but has retained her traditional love of the game? - Yes. 23 00:00:55,128 --> 00:00:57,130 Which she has the right to do. 24 00:00:57,163 --> 00:00:59,365 - That is her right... - Of course, it's 2021... - That's fine. Yeah. 25 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:02,060 Here's the bottom line, you guys: it's 2021, 26 00:01:02,085 --> 00:01:03,870 all bets are off, okay? 27 00:01:03,903 --> 00:01:05,505 Uh, the chances of this person walking in... 28 00:01:05,538 --> 00:01:08,508 and being your typical vanilla white guy are slim to none. 29 00:01:08,541 --> 00:01:11,210 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, my-my name's Gary. 30 00:01:11,244 --> 00:01:13,312 I'm here to speak to the owners of Paddy's Pub. 31 00:01:13,346 --> 00:01:15,481 - Uh... Oh. - Oh, thank sweet Jesus. 32 00:01:15,515 --> 00:01:17,550 - All right! - Gary. - This is a relief. 33 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:18,985 Gary. 34 00:01:19,018 --> 00:01:20,319 It is so good to see you. 35 00:01:20,353 --> 00:01:22,188 This I can wrap my head around. 36 00:01:22,221 --> 00:01:23,990 Uh, Gary, we're gonna set up over here. 37 00:01:24,023 --> 00:01:25,324 - All right. Yeah. - We'll take care of you. 38 00:01:25,358 --> 00:01:27,226 We got together, we got you a little gift here, 39 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:30,296 a token of our appreciation, and, uh... from the pub. 40 00:01:30,329 --> 00:01:32,832 - Yeah, that's from us to you, so... - Yeah, from us to you. Uh... 41 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,237 Oh, uh, thank you. 42 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:41,074 All right. That's a relief. 43 00:01:41,107 --> 00:01:43,276 All right, well, now that we all know that we see eye to eye, 44 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:46,012 let's talk about you giving us that PPP loan, huh? 45 00:01:46,045 --> 00:01:48,314 Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, there must be some confusion. 46 00:01:48,348 --> 00:01:50,516 I'm not here to hand out PPP loans. 47 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:53,186 I'm here to collect on ones you already have. 48 00:01:53,219 --> 00:01:56,055 Um, in fact, as I believe, it's three separate loans, 49 00:01:56,089 --> 00:01:58,651 so I'll just need to know, uh, what you did with the money 50 00:01:58,676 --> 00:02:01,247 and what the business has been up to for the past year. 51 00:02:04,216 --> 00:02:05,638 - Uh-huh. - Yep. - Oh. 52 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:09,070 _ 53 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:14,094 www.addic7ed.com 54 00:02:28,997 --> 00:02:32,992 Gary, we saw 2020 as a year to, um, well, I don't know, 55 00:02:33,026 --> 00:02:35,128 capitalize on our many various interests. 56 00:02:35,161 --> 00:02:36,529 - Yeah, we got a lot of 'em, you know? - Hey, when the world 57 00:02:36,562 --> 00:02:39,032 - says slow, we say go. - That's right. 58 00:02:39,065 --> 00:02:41,058 - Or strike. Or attack. - Yeah, yeah. Well, see, normally, 59 00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:42,969 we're running a thriving bar here, you know what I mean? 60 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:44,203 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. But, uh, COVID forced us 61 00:02:44,237 --> 00:02:46,472 to close our doors to the community, so... 62 00:02:46,506 --> 00:02:48,174 - Yeah. - What were we gonna do? - We had to branch out. 63 00:02:48,207 --> 00:02:50,309 - That's what we did. - So why don't we just, uh, 64 00:02:50,343 --> 00:02:53,413 talk about the first loan, which is "Punch Incorporated"? 65 00:02:53,446 --> 00:02:55,548 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. That was, uh, that was Mac and I. 66 00:02:55,581 --> 00:02:57,617 - So why don't we, uh...? Okay. - Yeah. 67 00:02:57,990 --> 00:02:59,352 That's a cool name, isn't it? 68 00:02:59,385 --> 00:03:01,154 - It's a very, uh, aggressive name. - It's very cool. 69 00:03:01,187 --> 00:03:04,624 As an out-of-work bouncer, I was looking to pursue 70 00:03:04,657 --> 00:03:07,427 my other interests that would be as intellectually stimulating 71 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:10,129 as choking out a jabroni and leaving him out in the street. 72 00:03:10,163 --> 00:03:12,498 Like my longtime dream of becoming 73 00:03:12,532 --> 00:03:15,201 an international country teen pop sensation. 74 00:03:15,234 --> 00:03:19,639 ? Girl, you give me feels when I see them heels ? 75 00:03:19,672 --> 00:03:22,575 ? Let's ride on a horse, making love out in the fields ? 76 00:03:22,608 --> 00:03:24,911 ? Out in the fields ? 77 00:03:24,944 --> 00:03:26,913 ? Let me be your guy ? 78 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:30,016 ? Never mind them flies ? 79 00:03:30,049 --> 00:03:32,485 - ? Just get on the horse and... ? - Uh, wait, wait. 80 00:03:32,518 --> 00:03:34,354 Hold-hold on a second, wh... All right, man, look, 81 00:03:34,387 --> 00:03:36,556 the-the music is starting to come together. 82 00:03:36,589 --> 00:03:38,524 I-I like the music, but I'm-I'm struggling with the lyrics. 83 00:03:38,558 --> 00:03:41,294 - What's wrong with the lyrics? - It's the fly thing. 84 00:03:41,327 --> 00:03:43,096 Well, horses have flies. That makes sense. 85 00:03:43,129 --> 00:03:45,631 Yeah, but the lyric is, "Let me be your guy, 86 00:03:45,665 --> 00:03:47,567 never mind them flies." 87 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,102 It feels like I'm asking her to forget the flies 88 00:03:49,135 --> 00:03:51,938 that are surrounding me, not the horse. 89 00:03:51,971 --> 00:03:54,640 ? Never mind them thighs. ? 90 00:03:54,674 --> 00:03:56,843 - Th-Thighs? Where... What? Why thighs? - Yeah. Yeah. 91 00:03:56,876 --> 00:03:59,145 - Whose thighs? - Yeah, well, maybe he's got thick, grotesque thighs 92 00:03:59,178 --> 00:04:00,613 - and he's embarrassed about 'em. - Look... 93 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,116 There's a bigger problem, man. Can I be honest with you? 94 00:04:03,149 --> 00:04:06,019 I'm having trouble concentrating on any of this stuff, 95 00:04:06,052 --> 00:04:08,021 - because I can't stop thinking about the election. - The election. 96 00:04:08,054 --> 00:04:10,023 - The election. Yes. Oh, my God. - Yes. Ah... 97 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:11,891 Yes. I-I was, like, right there with you. 98 00:04:11,924 --> 00:04:14,594 I-I can't focus on any of our... 99 00:04:14,627 --> 00:04:16,996 - The integrity of the election, right? Because I-I... - Yes. Yes. 100 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:18,364 - Our democracy is at stake. - Yeah. 101 00:04:18,398 --> 00:04:19,932 I feel like things aren't going well with the election 102 00:04:19,966 --> 00:04:22,001 - and-and we need to get involved. - Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:22,035 --> 00:04:23,069 You know, we were concerned that our guy 104 00:04:23,102 --> 00:04:25,204 wasn't gonna get a fair shot in the election. 105 00:04:25,238 --> 00:04:26,962 Of course not, because he's an outsider 106 00:04:26,997 --> 00:04:29,075 that brings a fresh perspective to Washington. Right? 107 00:04:29,108 --> 00:04:30,343 - Right. - I mean, we... 108 00:04:30,376 --> 00:04:32,345 Not everybody likes him, but that's why we do. 109 00:04:32,378 --> 00:04:34,147 Yeah, and we were really worried that the mainstream media 110 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,115 just wasn't taking him seriously. 111 00:04:36,149 --> 00:04:37,583 It's like, do I want a bunch of eggheads 112 00:04:37,617 --> 00:04:39,252 who spend all day learning about shit 113 00:04:39,285 --> 00:04:41,421 influencing how I think about things? No. 114 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:43,890 No, no. Plus, you want a guy who's lived a little, right? 115 00:04:43,923 --> 00:04:45,491 You want a guy who knows how to party. 116 00:04:45,525 --> 00:04:48,227 And our guy knows how to party. Right? 117 00:04:48,261 --> 00:04:50,897 - Yeah. - Our guy parties. 118 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:52,872 Anyway, it was obvious that the integrity 119 00:04:52,907 --> 00:04:54,467 of the election was at stake here. 120 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,202 So that's why we wanted to make sure 121 00:04:56,235 --> 00:04:58,037 that things went smoothly at the polling place. 122 00:04:58,071 --> 00:05:00,206 - Right. - Hence, we created Punch Incorporated. 123 00:05:00,239 --> 00:05:03,176 So, we used the loan to buy tactical gear. 124 00:05:03,739 --> 00:05:06,145 Oh. Look at this one, with the New York hat. 125 00:05:06,179 --> 00:05:08,208 She got bussed in from that liberal hellscape? 126 00:05:08,243 --> 00:05:09,315 All right, let's go find out. 127 00:05:09,349 --> 00:05:10,450 - Let's talk to her. Excuse me, ma'am? - Ma'am? 128 00:05:10,483 --> 00:05:12,085 - Ma'am, yes. Hi. - Ma'am. 129 00:05:12,118 --> 00:05:13,486 - Ma'am. - Are you, uh, registered to vote here? 130 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:14,620 - Ma'am? - Are you from Philly? 131 00:05:14,654 --> 00:05:16,255 - Huh? - Yeah, and we don't want to see 132 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:17,457 - any of that bogus fake I.D. bullshit. - Yeah. 133 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:19,892 We're gonna ask you a series of Philly-related questions 134 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:20,960 - in no particular order. - Mm-hmm. 135 00:05:20,993 --> 00:05:22,595 Why do we hate Chris Chelios? 136 00:05:22,628 --> 00:05:25,131 Who is Uncle Eddie Savitz? 137 00:05:25,164 --> 00:05:28,751 Who is a better athlete, Donovan McNabb or Rocky Balboa? 138 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,169 - Where is...? - Hey... Whoa. Well, hold on a second. 139 00:05:30,203 --> 00:05:33,106 I mean, that's too easy. McNabb, obviously. 140 00:05:33,139 --> 00:05:35,008 - I... - Well, I don't think it's that obvious. 141 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:36,476 I mean, do you think Donovan McNabb 142 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:39,078 could go toe-to-toe with Ivan Drago for 15 rounds? 143 00:05:39,112 --> 00:05:41,080 Uh, no, what I'm saying is that Rocky Balboa 144 00:05:41,114 --> 00:05:43,306 is a fictional character, so this isn't even a conversation. 145 00:05:43,341 --> 00:05:45,955 Are you... Are you saying you want Sly Stallone 146 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:47,520 to be the starting QB for the Eagles next season? 147 00:05:47,553 --> 00:05:49,288 - How do you think that's gonna go? - Well, what year is it? 148 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:52,225 Is it early 1980s? 'Cause the NFC East was not strong, 149 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:54,360 and I say that Sly takes us to the playoffs. 150 00:05:54,394 --> 00:05:56,095 Sly Stallone is just a meatball actor. 151 00:05:56,129 --> 00:05:57,230 Then why do we make statues to him? 152 00:05:57,263 --> 00:05:58,297 We don't... Okay, hold on a sec. 153 00:05:58,331 --> 00:06:00,299 Wait, just... You're crazy. 154 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:03,269 Okay, the guy is five-foot-nine, okay, to start with... 155 00:06:03,302 --> 00:06:04,504 And by the way, that's a celebrity listing. 156 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:06,305 He's probably closer to five-foot-four. 157 00:06:06,339 --> 00:06:08,174 So was Doug Flutie. You saying he's an actor? 158 00:06:08,207 --> 00:06:09,342 - No, I'm say... - He's one of the greatest 159 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:11,477 football players that Canada ever produced. 160 00:06:11,511 --> 00:06:13,479 So-so, I'm sorry, now you're comparing McNabb 161 00:06:13,513 --> 00:06:15,181 to a teeny-tiny little man 162 00:06:15,214 --> 00:06:17,216 who's, uh, named after a woodwind instrument? 163 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,518 - What are we even talking about, man? - Hey, what's up, Brian? 164 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:20,153 - Good to see you again. - Brian. 165 00:06:20,186 --> 00:06:22,455 What's going on? Y-You want us to, um... 166 00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:23,890 You want us back at the hundred feet? 167 00:06:23,923 --> 00:06:25,258 He wants us back at the hundred feet. 168 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:26,292 We're gonna be less effective back there, but... 169 00:06:26,325 --> 00:06:28,861 The problem is, back there, we can't... 170 00:06:28,895 --> 00:06:30,463 - we can't keep a... Yeah. - Okay. All right. 171 00:06:30,496 --> 00:06:31,898 - We'll go back to the hundred. - Let's-let's... We're gonna... 172 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:34,067 Hey, you want to go... grab you a coffee? 173 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,368 - We got... We'll grab him a coffee. - We'll grab you a coffee, 174 00:06:35,401 --> 00:06:37,336 - and then we'll be back, but... - Thanks for keeping things safe. 175 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:38,371 - We'll stay a little bit further away. - We'll keep things safe. 176 00:06:38,404 --> 00:06:39,939 Suffice to say, our arguing 177 00:06:39,972 --> 00:06:41,574 did not help the situation. 178 00:06:41,607 --> 00:06:43,609 Yeah, it turns out they had their own security there 179 00:06:43,643 --> 00:06:46,045 to keep things safe, and they just kicked us right out. 180 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:47,513 Anyway, the point is, 181 00:06:47,547 --> 00:06:49,482 the country was in turmoil, okay? Tensions were high, 182 00:06:49,515 --> 00:06:53,353 so Mac and I decided to pivot to a less controversial approach. 183 00:06:53,386 --> 00:06:54,918 Yeah, we went with gaining exposure 184 00:06:55,018 --> 00:06:56,456 for our budding musical interests 185 00:06:56,489 --> 00:06:58,958 as well as providing people with an opportunity 186 00:06:58,991 --> 00:07:01,294 - to vote on another pressing matter. - Mm-hmm. 187 00:07:01,327 --> 00:07:03,229 ? Freedom is the choice you have ? 188 00:07:03,262 --> 00:07:05,531 ? Is it Rocky or McNabb? ? 189 00:07:05,565 --> 00:07:07,600 ? Cast your vote and make it clear ? 190 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:10,303 ? Place your voting choice in here ? 191 00:07:10,336 --> 00:07:12,405 ? Place your voting choice in here ? 192 00:07:12,438 --> 00:07:15,041 ? Place your voting choice in here ? 193 00:07:15,074 --> 00:07:19,078 ? Place your voting choice right up in here ? 194 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:26,386 ? Right here. ? 195 00:07:26,419 --> 00:07:27,587 Pop your votes 196 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,288 right in that box there, folks. 197 00:07:29,322 --> 00:07:31,224 - If you want them votes to count. - That's right. 198 00:07:31,257 --> 00:07:33,926 Now, uh, let's, uh, let's take it one more time from the top 199 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,261 before Brian Security gets here. 200 00:07:35,294 --> 00:07:37,163 - Yep. Let's do it. Here we go. - Yep. 201 00:07:37,196 --> 00:07:39,465 Now, the labeling... in hindsight, 202 00:07:39,499 --> 00:07:42,368 was a-a bit obtuse and created a-a great deal of confusion. 203 00:07:42,402 --> 00:07:44,437 It kind of backed up the whole system. 204 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:45,938 Right. Yeah, there was a whole kerfuffle... 205 00:07:45,972 --> 00:07:47,340 I don't know if you remember this... 206 00:07:47,373 --> 00:07:49,056 about, like, what votes were supposed to be counted 207 00:07:49,091 --> 00:07:50,510 and what votes aren't gonna be counted. 208 00:07:50,543 --> 00:07:52,871 And are these legitimate votes, are these not legitimate votes? 209 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:53,779 What's this, what's that? 210 00:07:53,814 --> 00:07:55,415 I mean, we put our boxes all over the damn place. 211 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:58,117 So, you know, we created a mess. 212 00:07:58,151 --> 00:07:59,285 I'm sorry, let me, let me try to get this straight. 213 00:07:59,318 --> 00:08:01,587 So you're saying that you might be partially responsible 214 00:08:01,621 --> 00:08:04,590 for the voting count delays in the presidential election? 215 00:08:04,624 --> 00:08:08,027 Uh, no, no, I'm saying we might have been entirely responsible, 216 00:08:08,061 --> 00:08:10,530 uh, for the vote delays, but wha-what I'm also saying is that 217 00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:13,366 we were two American businessmen who took out a legitimate loan 218 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:14,901 for a legitimate business. 219 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:16,842 Uh, well, now that we've got that settled, 220 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:19,238 uh, I'll tell you what, why don't, um, why don't we play you 221 00:08:19,272 --> 00:08:21,140 a couple of our original songs, 222 00:08:21,174 --> 00:08:23,109 loosely based on the chord progressions 223 00:08:23,142 --> 00:08:25,044 - of Emerson, Lake & Palmer? - Mmm. 224 00:08:25,078 --> 00:08:26,479 - N-No. - Yes. 225 00:08:26,512 --> 00:08:28,014 - No. I think we should just... - Yes. 226 00:08:28,047 --> 00:08:29,982 Actually, let's just keep moving on 227 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:31,856 to-to the next loan, if that's okay. 228 00:08:35,295 --> 00:08:38,024 Uh, so, uh, "Frank's Imports and Exports." 229 00:08:38,057 --> 00:08:40,226 - Oh, that's this guy. I'm gonna get a beer. - Boom. 230 00:08:40,641 --> 00:08:42,428 Go. What do you want to know? 231 00:08:42,462 --> 00:08:43,596 Uh, what were you importing? 232 00:08:43,629 --> 00:08:45,965 Inks, grease, paste. 233 00:08:45,998 --> 00:08:47,500 Sludges in general. 234 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:49,435 Sludges, I see. All right. 235 00:08:49,469 --> 00:08:50,903 And, uh, what were you exporting? 236 00:08:50,937 --> 00:08:51,938 Hair dye. 237 00:08:54,273 --> 00:08:55,908 Frank, I'm worried about you, man. 238 00:08:55,942 --> 00:08:57,944 You're hitting it way too hard, pal. 239 00:08:57,977 --> 00:08:59,946 I was going hard. 240 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:03,616 When society hits the brakes, I hit the gas, baby. 241 00:09:03,649 --> 00:09:07,353 Society break, I got gas. 242 00:09:07,387 --> 00:09:10,289 What? If you have gas, take it out in the hall, okay? 243 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,191 Also, I need another bucket. I'm out of paint here. 244 00:09:12,225 --> 00:09:14,027 - Where... - I got no more buckets. 245 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,446 Look, I shouldn't even be doing this, man. 246 00:09:15,481 --> 00:09:16,496 Uh, y... It looks terrible. 247 00:09:16,529 --> 00:09:18,431 You should get this done in, like, a salon or something. 248 00:09:18,464 --> 00:09:20,967 Salons are closed. 249 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,602 I got to go, got to go, got to go, got to go. 250 00:09:22,635 --> 00:09:24,203 - Got to go? Where you going? - Yeah, I got to go. 251 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:25,571 That's only half... You look crazy, dude. 252 00:09:25,605 --> 00:09:27,940 - Where you going? - I'm out. 253 00:09:27,974 --> 00:09:30,443 What... Well, take a mask, will you? 254 00:09:30,476 --> 00:09:33,279 - I mean, you got one? - I got... Yes, I got a mask. 255 00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:35,181 - You got to wear it, though, Frank. - It's on. I got it on. 256 00:09:35,214 --> 00:09:37,150 Yeah, but you got to cover your nose, dude. 257 00:09:37,183 --> 00:09:38,885 You got to... 258 00:09:38,918 --> 00:09:40,887 Why does nobody old know how to wear a mask? 259 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,423 I was sick of staying inside. 260 00:09:43,456 --> 00:09:45,625 So I went to my favorite bookstore to clear my head. 261 00:09:45,658 --> 00:09:49,062 Fortunately, my favorite bookstore never closes, 262 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:51,297 and they never judge their customers. 263 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,166 Oh, hey, you got to wear a mask. 264 00:09:53,199 --> 00:09:55,902 I got a mask. 265 00:09:55,935 --> 00:09:57,170 - Oh, I didn't see it. - Right. 266 00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:58,971 - You're good. - Thank you. 267 00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:01,040 So I grabbed a few titles 268 00:10:01,074 --> 00:10:04,143 and I went in the back to do some light reading. 269 00:10:04,177 --> 00:10:07,080 There I was, staring at my idols, 270 00:10:07,113 --> 00:10:12,418 Peter North, T. T. Boy, the late, great D.J. Ram. 271 00:10:12,452 --> 00:10:15,154 And that's when I noticed it. 272 00:10:15,188 --> 00:10:18,424 The bad dye job. Who had I become? 273 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,294 I was letting the pandemic get the best of me. 274 00:10:21,327 --> 00:10:23,599 It had taken my manhood. 275 00:10:23,634 --> 00:10:24,694 Well, I went home 276 00:10:24,729 --> 00:10:27,033 and immediately did something about it. 277 00:10:27,066 --> 00:10:29,202 After I popped off. 278 00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:33,439 I got right to work on creating the perfect hair dye. 279 00:10:33,473 --> 00:10:36,175 Shoe polish, India ink, 280 00:10:36,732 --> 00:10:38,100 permanent marker. 281 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,279 I tried 'em all. 282 00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:43,085 Until I finally hit pay dirt. 283 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,417 Whoa. 284 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:47,153 Chinese motor oil. 285 00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:48,921 - Bingo. - Bingo. 286 00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:51,891 For the first time in a long time, 287 00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:54,427 I felt like somebody again. 288 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:57,031 I couldn't let this opportunity go to waste. 289 00:10:57,816 --> 00:10:59,499 I opened a chair. 290 00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:04,152 I became the most sought-after underground hair stylist 291 00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:07,040 for like-minded older men yearning 292 00:11:07,073 --> 00:11:10,276 for a sense of community during the pandemic. 293 00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:14,547 I had my PPP loan, and business was booming. 294 00:11:47,671 --> 00:11:49,740 Then one day, this guy comes in. 295 00:11:49,765 --> 00:11:52,044 Not even the usual clientele. 296 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,287 Didn't even look at the magazines. 297 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,156 Said he just needed a place to cool off. 298 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,092 Next thing you know, he's in my chair. 299 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,461 We talked about the election, 300 00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:05,898 and our mutual disdain for insider Beltway politics. 301 00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:08,568 He wasn't from the neighborhood. 302 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,471 Said he was in from New York, doing some business 303 00:12:11,518 --> 00:12:14,615 at a fancy hotel down the street. 304 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,025 He said his boss was a very connected man 305 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:19,412 who needed a situation fixed. 306 00:12:19,445 --> 00:12:23,416 And this poor bastard was in the eye of the shitstorm. 307 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:25,929 I did him up real nice. 308 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,921 Little did I know, my work was about to be 309 00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:30,556 in the national spotlight, 310 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:33,893 on the head of America's mayor, 311 00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:37,008 Rudolph William Giuliani. 312 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:41,034 I was proud of how my work stood up in the spotlight. 313 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:43,503 He became my biggest client. 314 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:45,972 Funny thing about the spotlight, though, 315 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:48,117 sometimes it burns too bright. 316 00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:54,080 And that was the moment I knew it was coming to an end. 317 00:12:54,113 --> 00:12:56,449 It was my own fault. I got sloppy. 318 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:59,552 Started cutting corners, using American motor oil. 319 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:02,562 And to top it off, my guy didn't win the election. 320 00:13:03,623 --> 00:13:05,892 The whole thing was a fiasco. 321 00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:08,242 I-I blame myself. 322 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,029 Wait, y... so you're saying that the hair dye 323 00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:11,431 that's dripping down your face 324 00:13:11,464 --> 00:13:14,006 is the same dye used by Rudolph Giuliani 325 00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:15,966 during the presidential election? 326 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,502 Yeah. 327 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:23,142 Okay. Let's just move on to the next loan. 328 00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:25,411 Um, a clothing line. Something called 329 00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,013 "Garments and Varmints"? 330 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:28,548 - Yo! That's us. Yeah. - Yep. Yeah. 331 00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:30,283 Yeah, th-the name's a little confusing, 332 00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:32,318 'cause it did end up being mostly costumes. 333 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:34,020 Yeah, yeah, but it's not really confusing, you know, 334 00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:36,609 because varmints definitely played, like, a key role in it. 335 00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:38,124 - So it's not confusing. - Oh, it's confusing. 336 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:39,459 - It's incredibly confusing. - I'm sorry. 337 00:13:39,492 --> 00:13:40,526 - But we can go on. - Yeah. Yeah. 338 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,994 Uh, I am confused. 339 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:43,129 Well, of course, you're confused, Gary. 340 00:13:43,162 --> 00:13:44,230 That's 'cause you're not a moron. 341 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,202 All right, let me explain what happened here, all right? 342 00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:51,938 - We've been on top of each other for a long time. - Yeah. 343 00:13:51,971 --> 00:13:53,406 We bubbled together during the pandemic 344 00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:55,308 because, well, we're both essential workers at the bar. 345 00:13:55,341 --> 00:13:58,011 Yeah, yeah. Charlie and I, we're the last tit on the hog 346 00:13:58,044 --> 00:13:59,379 before the asshole. 347 00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:04,517 I am so sorry for my partner's blue language. 348 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:06,319 It-it does not represent our business, 349 00:14:06,352 --> 00:14:08,554 - and it's extremely off-putting. - It was just a joke. 350 00:14:09,489 --> 00:14:11,391 Just stop. Okay. 351 00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:13,026 The point is, we were pretty deep in the pandemic 352 00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:17,063 when we, uh, we got a pretty good idea. 353 00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:19,532 We were gonna sell masks. 354 00:14:19,565 --> 00:14:22,135 The world needed masks, and once our loan came in, 355 00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:24,171 we got all kinds of materials. 356 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,098 Only, there was one problem. 357 00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:28,616 Bam. Check that one out. 358 00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:30,673 - What the hell is that? - That's a mask. 359 00:14:30,735 --> 00:14:32,278 Yeah, of Ronald Reagan, but... 360 00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:33,821 Ronald Reagan? That's Dennis. 361 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,550 - That's not Dennis? - Whether it's Dennis or Ronald Reagan, 362 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,185 i-it's not gonna stop the spread of COVID. 363 00:14:39,218 --> 00:14:40,704 Stop COVID? 364 00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:42,422 Well, we don't need any more of those kind of masks. 365 00:14:42,455 --> 00:14:44,057 Everybody's making those masks. 366 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,324 Well, they-they're trying, right? 367 00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:46,559 But, see, my angle is, mine are funny. 368 00:14:46,592 --> 00:14:47,790 Look at this. 369 00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:50,243 "Fauch the Grouch." 370 00:14:50,547 --> 00:14:51,597 Right? 371 00:14:51,631 --> 00:14:53,933 - Fau... That's a great name. Who is that? - I know. 372 00:14:53,966 --> 00:14:55,568 "Fauch." 373 00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,270 Okay, how about this one? 374 00:14:57,303 --> 00:14:58,904 "Mama needs wine." 375 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,073 Right? And this is funny 376 00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:02,041 'cause women are alcoholics who hate their kids. 377 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,110 Yeah, yeah. But I... you're, like, 378 00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,912 you're missing the big picture here, Dee. 379 00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:07,280 - Right? 'Cause, dude... - What do you mean? 380 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:09,148 ...the real money is in the Halloween costume space. 381 00:15:09,182 --> 00:15:11,551 Think about it, man. Everyone's been stuck together at home, 382 00:15:11,584 --> 00:15:12,585 they're all worried and shit. 383 00:15:12,618 --> 00:15:13,886 They're gonna want to come together 384 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,154 at the end of next year, so, like, 385 00:15:15,188 --> 00:15:17,023 Halloween store owners, they're gonna be, like, 386 00:15:17,056 --> 00:15:19,025 some of the richest people in America, Dee. 387 00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:20,293 We're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do... 388 00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:21,861 Let's just do the medical mask thing. 389 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,329 Uh, number one, it's easier, and number two, 390 00:15:23,363 --> 00:15:25,164 - it actually makes sense. Right? - Okay. All right. 391 00:15:25,198 --> 00:15:26,933 - Well, fine, we'll try your thing. - Logical. 392 00:15:26,966 --> 00:15:28,434 - Okay, fine. - Okay. 393 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:30,169 Anyway, we made the stupid masks, 394 00:15:30,203 --> 00:15:31,938 but the next challenge was marketing them. 395 00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:34,173 Sweetie, if you're not gonna help me homeschool these kids, 396 00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,875 can you please at least do the dishes? 397 00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:38,411 I need to drink wine. 398 00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:41,675 I know you do, but, honey, I got you a gift. 399 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,635 You did? What? 400 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,571 A custom-made mask. 401 00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:53,893 Are you looking to party this Halloween? 402 00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:55,862 Are you sick of being jerked around by the fat cats 403 00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:57,897 in the Halloween industry? 404 00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:01,167 Then we've got the fix for you. Garments and Varmints. 405 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,531 And now it's all starting to make sense, right? 406 00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:04,604 Wh-What? No. 407 00:16:04,637 --> 00:16:06,439 It makes less sense than it did in the beginning. 408 00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:08,374 - You're telling it wrong. - Gary gets it. 409 00:16:08,408 --> 00:16:09,509 - No, I-I don't get it. - Point is, 410 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,144 for reasons we would find out 411 00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:13,572 much later, we did end up getting a rather sizable order 412 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,014 for costumes from one group. 413 00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:17,170 Yeah, uh-huh, and these guys were out of state, right, 414 00:16:17,205 --> 00:16:18,551 - and they wanted them really fast. - We were in a rush. 415 00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:20,153 So we were stressed out. 416 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,888 Now, luckily, I was pretty handy with the old girl, 417 00:16:21,921 --> 00:16:24,023 so we were able to fill out most of the order. 418 00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:25,425 Although we were running out of material. 419 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,860 - Okay, what else do we need? - What? 420 00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:29,462 - What else do we need? - Uh, uh, pelts. 421 00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,464 - Get more pelts. - What pelts? 422 00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,900 The pelts! The pelts, you bitch! 423 00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:36,469 - Pelts for what? - Oh, you bitch. 424 00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:38,304 You insufferable bitch. 425 00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:40,306 I d... Am I supposed to even know what that means? 426 00:16:40,339 --> 00:16:41,407 - Animal pelts! - What are we doing with animal pelts? 427 00:16:41,441 --> 00:16:42,975 I can't sew without the pelts! 428 00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:44,043 Get the pelts, you bitch! 429 00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:46,879 Yeah, now, normally, I don't call Dee a bitch. 430 00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,247 That's sort of Dennis's thing. 431 00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:50,634 - Dee's a goddamn bitch! - Yeah. Uh, 432 00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:53,188 but, you know, her vulgar language was rubbing off on me, 433 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,921 you know, which wasn't a good look for the business. 434 00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:56,556 The pelts that Charlie's referring to, 435 00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:58,024 they're from raccoons that he was tanning 436 00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,192 in the basement of this bar. 437 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,893 Yeah, well, you see, 438 00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:02,128 the pandemic had kind of disrupted 439 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:03,563 the bar's natural ecosystem. 440 00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:05,064 There was a real uptick in raccoons, 441 00:17:05,098 --> 00:17:06,532 which consider rat brains a delicacy, 442 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,601 which of-of course you know, Gary, 443 00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,336 - and now it's all starting to make sense. - It doesn't make sense. 444 00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:12,205 At least now he understands why we called the business 445 00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:13,540 - Garments and Varmints. - He doesn't care what we call 446 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:14,841 - the business. - I believe that the man does! 447 00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:16,976 I'm taking over the whole story! 448 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:20,013 - Okay? - Please go ahead. 449 00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:22,248 It took us three hours, but we finally arrived 450 00:17:22,281 --> 00:17:24,829 at the place where we were gonna meet the customer. 451 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,188 - Gentlemen. - You got the stuff? 452 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,257 - Absolutely. Give me one minute. - Hey. 453 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:33,681 Digging that face paint. Very festive. 454 00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:35,074 What are you gentlemen celebrating? 455 00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:37,334 - We're protesting the election. - Yeah! 456 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:38,831 Okay, well, I can get behind that, 457 00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:40,400 'cause our guy did not get a fair shake. 458 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,672 - Oh. - The whole thing is a sham. 459 00:17:42,707 --> 00:17:44,070 - Yeah, our guy got screwed, man. - Sham. 460 00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:46,305 Okay, so there's the costumes. 461 00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:48,041 I'm especially proud of the stitching on the animal skins. 462 00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:50,043 - That was all Charlie. - You know what I'd like to do? 463 00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:53,246 Uh, I'd love to throw in this cool hat for free. 464 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,048 I think it really completes the look. 465 00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:57,016 - Let's see. - You know? Let's see it there. 466 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,419 - Oh, shit. He's right. - Yeah. 467 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,578 Thanks, brother. 468 00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:05,397 Now let's go save this country! 469 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,127 All right. 470 00:18:08,161 --> 00:18:10,821 Uh, they all seemed pretty amped up. 471 00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:13,032 But we were, too. I mean, people have been dragging 472 00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:15,435 our guy's name through the mud, saying he wasn't fit for office. 473 00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:18,071 Yeah, calling him a narcissist, saying he was mentally ill, 474 00:18:18,104 --> 00:18:19,172 and that all the people who showed up 475 00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:20,907 - for his events were idiots. - Yeah, but that's 'cause 476 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,408 they've never seen the guy onstage. 477 00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:25,345 - I mean, he's electrifying onstage. - Yeah. 478 00:18:25,478 --> 00:18:28,548 All right, I'm sorry, let me... try to make sense of this. 479 00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:30,983 You're telling me that you provided the iconic costumes 480 00:18:31,017 --> 00:18:32,418 at the Capitol riots? 481 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,520 - Yeah. - Yep. 482 00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:36,923 - Can't say they weren't good costumes, Gary. - They were great costumes. 483 00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:38,858 Isn't that something? Isn't that something? 484 00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:40,260 Well, uh, listen, now that we've cleared up 485 00:18:40,274 --> 00:18:42,595 all those previous loans, uh, we would like to talk to you 486 00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:46,212 about giving us a new loan for Paddy's Pub. Okay... 487 00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,611 - Oh my G... What was that? - Oh, sorr... 488 00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,136 Firework. Almost got you, pal. 489 00:18:50,169 --> 00:18:51,204 Sorry about that. 490 00:18:51,237 --> 00:18:52,800 - Fire. - Oh! 491 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,474 Huh? What? Shit, I see it. All right. 492 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:56,376 Uh, I got it. I got it. 493 00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:58,957 I got it. Sorry, everyone. All right. 494 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,852 (WHOOPS) Uh, sorry about that, everybody. 495 00:19:05,885 --> 00:19:07,453 Probably shouldn't have done that in the bar. 496 00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:09,022 - Oh, is that right? - Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. 497 00:19:09,055 --> 00:19:10,390 - Yeah. All right, well... - I was trying to get 498 00:19:10,423 --> 00:19:12,058 a little fanfare for the-the loan. 499 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,459 It was prett... It was kind of cool. 500 00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:15,395 Um, so, hey, listen, um, 501 00:19:15,428 --> 00:19:18,164 listen, we really do believe that with a major cash infusion, 502 00:19:18,197 --> 00:19:20,299 - we could turn this bar into something... - No, no, no. 503 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,301 - ...even more successful than it already... - No, no, no. Stop. 504 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,569 I-I have heard enough. 505 00:19:23,603 --> 00:19:25,471 You people have shamelessly gamed the system 506 00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:28,241 out of massive amounts of taxpayer dollars 507 00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:31,310 for fictitious businesses that have gone bankrupt, 508 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,546 and still you have the nerve to ask for more money? 509 00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:36,015 Well, that's what makes America the greatest country in the world. 510 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,984 When you're in need, the government comes in 511 00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:40,401 - and bails you out. - Nothing made me more money 512 00:19:40,436 --> 00:19:42,907 than businesses I sent into bankruptcy. 513 00:19:42,942 --> 00:19:44,557 - Yes... Yeah, yeah. - That's the American way. 514 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:46,292 That's as American as it gets right there. 515 00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:47,593 That's right, and maybe if our guy had won, 516 00:19:47,627 --> 00:19:49,562 our businesses could succeed just like his. 517 00:19:49,595 --> 00:19:51,030 - They would've been huge hits. - Oh, absolutely. 518 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,565 - Yeah. - I think so. 519 00:19:52,598 --> 00:19:54,534 No, no, no, I-I... No... 520 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,036 None of these idiotic businesses would have been successful 521 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,905 whether Trump had won or lost. 522 00:19:59,939 --> 00:20:01,874 - Huh? - Okay. - Trump? 523 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:03,910 - Yeah. I'm sorry... - Yeah, wh-why are you talking about Trump? 524 00:20:03,943 --> 00:20:05,411 - Where'd you get that? - Yeah, how are you getting to that? 525 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,980 Uh, "Washington outsider, not taken seriously 526 00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:10,917 "by the liberal media, successful businessman, 527 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,286 unsuccessful in love, electrifying onstage." 528 00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:14,954 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, that's our guy. 529 00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:16,055 - Yeah, yeah, that's him. - Absolutely. Yeah. 530 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,591 - That's Kanye. Kanye West. - Kanye West. 531 00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:19,559 - He's our guy. - Have you seen him onstage? 532 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:20,696 Yeah. 533 00:20:21,361 --> 00:20:23,262 Wait, Kanye West? 534 00:20:23,296 --> 00:20:25,431 You all voted for Kanye West? 535 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,433 - Oh, absolutely. - Damn right. - 100%, pal. 536 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,068 - You've seen him onstage? - All the way. - Yeah, man. 537 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,570 He's the best. He's the best. 538 00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:33,272 No. I do not believe you. 539 00:20:33,306 --> 00:20:36,109 I do not believe any of you. None of this happened. 540 00:20:36,142 --> 00:20:38,411 There is no way that you were all involved 541 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:40,782 in every major event of the past year. 542 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,523 - Wh-Why? - Why? 543 00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:44,250 Because you're not Forrest Gump! 544 00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:48,287 You'll be hearing from the IRS. 545 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,994 - Okay. - I don't... I don't like him. 546 00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:56,429 I don't think he's gonna give us the loan. 547 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,431 - I don't think we're gonna get the loan, either. - No. 548 00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,900 You know what we should do? Let's listen to some Kanye West. 549 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,143 - Ow! - That's what we should do. 550 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,378 That's gonna bring the mood back up. 551 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,305 We all should be listening to Kanye West. 552 00:21:27,326 --> 00:21:30,396 Stop the count! 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