1 00:00:00,195 --> 00:00:04,070 And now.. A Paramount plus made for TV movie. 2 00:00:04,281 --> 00:00:07,890 "It's not a movie... It's a made-for-TV movie." 3 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,221 From the green hills of Vermont 4 00:00:13,226 --> 00:00:15,401 to the verdant canyons of Arizona, 5 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:18,292 people all over the country are beginning to realize 6 00:00:18,297 --> 00:00:20,481 it's nearly over! 7 00:00:20,486 --> 00:00:24,234 We have almost beaten COVID and the best news of all: 8 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,266 things are finally getting back to normal! 9 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:29,416 Infections are at an all-time low. 10 00:00:29,421 --> 00:00:32,330 New, stronger vaccinations have ebbed the tide. 11 00:00:32,335 --> 00:00:34,336 And we humans are cleaning up the mess 12 00:00:34,341 --> 00:00:36,677 and finally getting on with our lives. 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,980 But as we start to get back to our jobs and schools, 14 00:00:39,985 --> 00:00:41,782 one question remains: 15 00:00:41,787 --> 00:00:45,491 What lingering effects will the pandemic have on children? 16 00:00:45,882 --> 00:00:49,596 Some say no effect at all. The children are just fine. 17 00:00:49,601 --> 00:00:50,958 We came together 18 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,041 and finally we can say, we are starting to 19 00:00:53,046 --> 00:00:54,729 - win the war against COVID. - Stan? 20 00:00:54,734 --> 00:00:56,435 Stan, the phone's for you! 21 00:00:56,821 --> 00:00:58,165 Stan! 22 00:00:58,585 --> 00:00:59,890 What?! 23 00:01:00,734 --> 00:01:02,500 Could you not hear me? 24 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:04,972 Yeah, dude, but I'm busy working. 25 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,903 Working on getting drunk again. 26 00:01:06,908 --> 00:01:08,604 I'm not "getting drunk," 27 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,398 I'm an online whiskey consultant. 28 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,745 I'm doing research. 29 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,876 Everyone needs to leave me alone. 30 00:01:13,881 --> 00:01:15,816 The guy on the phone said it's important. 31 00:01:15,821 --> 00:01:18,585 He said his name is Kyle Broflovski. 32 00:01:19,935 --> 00:01:21,169 Kyle? 33 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:26,026 - Hello? - Oh, hi. 34 00:01:26,031 --> 00:01:29,070 Is this Stan Marsh, from South Park? 35 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,366 - Kyle? - Oh, dude, it is you! 36 00:01:32,371 --> 00:01:34,440 How have you... How have you been? 37 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:37,042 I'm... fine. How are you? 38 00:01:37,142 --> 00:01:38,477 I'm good, I'm... 39 00:01:38,577 --> 00:01:41,008 I know this is weird. We haven't talked since... 40 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,039 well, you know, since it all happened. 41 00:01:43,515 --> 00:01:46,652 Yeah, well, the pandemic is about over now. 42 00:01:46,847 --> 00:01:48,248 I'm moving on with my life. 43 00:01:48,253 --> 00:01:50,890 Stan... you should come back here. 44 00:01:51,124 --> 00:01:52,625 There's a lot going on. 45 00:01:52,891 --> 00:01:55,523 There's nothing in South Park for me, Kyle! 46 00:01:55,528 --> 00:01:57,776 I'm not going back there, ever. 47 00:01:57,781 --> 00:01:59,960 Look, dude, you remember when we were little? 48 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:02,124 When the pandemic... first started. 49 00:02:02,129 --> 00:02:03,764 Us friends said we'd always be there 50 00:02:03,769 --> 00:02:05,370 for each other when things got bad. 51 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,568 What do you mean? What's happened? 52 00:02:07,573 --> 00:02:08,841 Stan... 53 00:02:08,941 --> 00:02:12,010 It's Kenny. He's dead. 54 00:02:20,419 --> 00:02:28,523 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 55 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:35,162 Live from the Moderna Center in downtown New York, 56 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,180 it's Late Night With Jimmy! 57 00:02:38,198 --> 00:02:41,569 Tonight's guest, First Lady Tom Kardashian! 58 00:02:41,852 --> 00:02:46,589 And now here he is, the king of woke comedy, Jimmy! 59 00:02:48,576 --> 00:02:49,777 Wow. 60 00:02:49,782 --> 00:02:51,539 Wow, what a terrific audience. 61 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,347 What a fantastic audience, wow. 62 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:58,487 Geez, what's the deal with these Mexicans, huh? 63 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:01,613 I mean, they have fabulous food, 64 00:03:01,618 --> 00:03:03,414 their country has amazing beaches, 65 00:03:03,419 --> 00:03:06,398 and they're really fantastic people. 66 00:03:08,191 --> 00:03:10,060 Wow, what a great audience. 67 00:03:10,632 --> 00:03:12,305 You know, today I was on the subway 68 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:14,726 and I saw an ad for the Center for People 69 00:03:14,731 --> 00:03:18,281 Who Identify as Homosexual But Were Born Bi. 70 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:19,556 Have you seen this? 71 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,727 Have you heard about this? 72 00:03:21,132 --> 00:03:22,567 I'll tell you one thing... 73 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:24,047 Those people are brave and deserve 74 00:03:24,052 --> 00:03:25,828 every ounce of our respect. 75 00:03:27,005 --> 00:03:28,339 S-Stick around. 76 00:03:28,344 --> 00:03:30,175 First Lady Tom Kardashian is here. 77 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,563 We'll be right back! 78 00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,180 Jimmy, we got a call from corporate. 79 00:03:35,185 --> 00:03:36,768 They want you to cut the hummus joke. 80 00:03:36,773 --> 00:03:37,524 What?! 81 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:39,617 It's hard enough doing comedy these days. 82 00:03:39,622 --> 00:03:41,388 Now I'm getting notes during commercial breaks?! 83 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:43,432 You're just gonna have to joke about something else. 84 00:03:43,437 --> 00:03:45,524 All right, fine, what else is going on in the news? Quick! 85 00:03:45,528 --> 00:03:48,732 Uh, Amazon thinks they might have discovered gold on Mars. 86 00:03:48,737 --> 00:03:50,422 Ah, Jesus. Anything else? 87 00:03:50,427 --> 00:03:52,864 Uh, that famous eccentric scientist died. 88 00:03:52,869 --> 00:03:55,906 The millionaire philanthropist? Dr. McCormick? 89 00:03:57,688 --> 00:04:00,043 Kenny? Kenny's dead? 90 00:04:00,048 --> 00:04:01,840 Oh, I'm sorry, did you know him? 91 00:04:01,845 --> 00:04:04,114 We were friends when we were kids. Let me see that! 92 00:04:04,484 --> 00:04:06,683 "Very mysterious circumstances." 93 00:04:06,688 --> 00:04:08,281 That's what doctors are saying about 94 00:04:08,286 --> 00:04:10,063 the death of beloved scientist 95 00:04:10,068 --> 00:04:12,664 and humanitarian, Dr. Kenny McCormick. 96 00:04:12,984 --> 00:04:15,787 McCormick was a pioneer of science and technology 97 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:18,890 who was always trying to unlock the key to a better future. 98 00:04:18,895 --> 00:04:22,260 He worked tirelessly... Some say balls-out crazily... 99 00:04:22,265 --> 00:04:24,157 On new inventions and theories 100 00:04:24,162 --> 00:04:27,047 but somehow his biggest questions seemed to elude him. 101 00:04:27,052 --> 00:04:29,121 The head of NASA said, "We have lost 102 00:04:29,126 --> 00:04:31,008 "an innovator and a visionary. 103 00:04:31,013 --> 00:04:33,504 "Kenny was so brilliant that most of the time, 104 00:04:33,509 --> 00:04:36,070 we couldn't even understand what he was saying." 105 00:04:37,239 --> 00:04:39,310 Get me a first-class ticket to South Park! 106 00:04:39,315 --> 00:04:42,113 What? You can't leave! You have to get back onstage! 107 00:04:42,118 --> 00:04:43,686 The first lady is here! 108 00:04:43,691 --> 00:04:45,583 Tell Tom Kardashian to suck my... 109 00:04:45,588 --> 00:04:48,720 P-P-Popsicles that are in the green room, 110 00:04:48,725 --> 00:04:49,893 and that I am very sorry, 111 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,599 and that he is a fantastic person. 112 00:04:59,434 --> 00:05:02,699 _ 113 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:06,738 Stan? 114 00:05:06,743 --> 00:05:09,112 Stan, wake up, I think we're here. 115 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:20,816 So that's it, huh? 116 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,543 - That's the town you grew up in? - Yeah. 117 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:27,066 Well, how does it feel to be back after all these years? 118 00:05:27,964 --> 00:05:30,695 It feels shitty, okay? Can you please shut the fuck up? 119 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:33,136 Why did you even bring me along if you're not going 120 00:05:33,141 --> 00:05:34,496 to let me help you through this?! 121 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,802 Alexa, stop! 122 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:48,444 Come on in and let your taste buds soar! 123 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:51,778 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 124 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:53,444 Come taste the difference. 125 00:07:11,177 --> 00:07:13,372 - Hey, dude. - Hey, dude. 126 00:07:15,439 --> 00:07:17,305 Wow. This is crazy, huh? 127 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,309 I mean, how long has it been? 128 00:07:19,409 --> 00:07:21,841 I guess... since we were nine. 129 00:07:22,207 --> 00:07:23,775 Well, have a seat. 130 00:07:25,115 --> 00:07:26,316 What have you been up to? 131 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,755 Oh, dude, just all kinds of stuff. 132 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,435 You know, getting stuff going. 133 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,009 Got my own online whiskey consultant gig. 134 00:07:32,014 --> 00:07:33,695 I'm totally happy. What about you? 135 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,586 Oh, I'm getting things going, too. 136 00:07:35,591 --> 00:07:38,828 I'm doing a sort of counseling online start-up thing. 137 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,224 Really doing great, too. 138 00:07:40,229 --> 00:07:42,631 - Sweet. - Listen, Stan... 139 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:46,267 I know that we disagreed a lot during the pandemic, 140 00:07:46,564 --> 00:07:48,133 but I hope we can put that aside... 141 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:50,640 Dude, Kyle, I'm just here for Kenny. 142 00:07:50,645 --> 00:07:52,147 All right, well, 143 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:55,055 there's something you should know about the way Kenny died. 144 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,575 Hi, guys, welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 145 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,138 I see you got your menus already. 146 00:07:59,143 --> 00:08:00,408 As you're deciding what to order, 147 00:08:00,412 --> 00:08:01,744 I just want to go over a couple things. 148 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,448 Now, of course, it is the future 149 00:08:03,453 --> 00:08:05,416 so we don't have any meat on the menu. 150 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:07,023 'Cause you know, here in the future, 151 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,164 we've all decided meat is wrong. 152 00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:10,688 Yeah, we know. 153 00:08:10,693 --> 00:08:12,428 Okay, and, uh, you'll see there's 154 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:14,725 some dishes made from insect protein on the menu. 155 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:16,771 That, of course, is because here in the future, 156 00:08:16,776 --> 00:08:18,830 we've all learned that insects are a valuable and sustainable 157 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:21,997 food and we no longer fear it as a food. Mm-hmm. 158 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,622 We know, dude. 159 00:08:23,627 --> 00:08:26,004 Okay, well, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate 160 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:28,839 to say anything, because, you know, it's the future. 161 00:08:28,844 --> 00:08:31,107 We've learned to all just get along and love each other. 162 00:08:33,678 --> 00:08:35,713 Look, Stan, Kenny was trying to find 163 00:08:35,718 --> 00:08:37,853 the answers to some pretty heavy stuff. 164 00:08:38,756 --> 00:08:40,618 He felt like there were people responsible 165 00:08:40,623 --> 00:08:42,125 for everything that's happened. 166 00:08:42,702 --> 00:08:43,921 Like who? 167 00:08:43,926 --> 00:08:47,558 That's just it. Nobody knows. But whoever these people are, 168 00:08:47,563 --> 00:08:49,943 they didn't want Kenny McCormick exposing them. 169 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,268 Wait a minute. Token? 170 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:54,032 Yeah, it's me. 171 00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:56,467 Just before he died, Kenny was texting me 172 00:08:56,472 --> 00:08:58,208 that he was on to something huge. 173 00:08:58,213 --> 00:08:59,904 And he was texting me, too. 174 00:08:59,909 --> 00:09:02,638 Saying he'd discovered something that could change the world. 175 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,878 And then he died, 176 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:05,743 and the hospital won't say how. 177 00:09:05,843 --> 00:09:07,578 And that got us thinking... 178 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,820 Oh, my God. They killed Kenny. 179 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:15,070 I'm just here for the funeral. 180 00:09:15,075 --> 00:09:17,260 I don't want to be a part of anything else. 181 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,596 Dude, there might be people to blame 182 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,791 for ruining our childhoods. 183 00:09:20,796 --> 00:09:22,498 So what do you wanna do, Kyle? 184 00:09:22,503 --> 00:09:25,596 Go on some bullshit adventure like when we were kids? 185 00:09:25,601 --> 00:09:27,837 Maybe, maybe we can call Jesus and Santa 186 00:09:27,842 --> 00:09:30,357 and ask them for help. Is that what you want? 187 00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:34,459 It's the fucking future, you guys. Grow up. 188 00:09:40,511 --> 00:09:43,848 Hello, welcome to the Super 12 Motel Plus. 189 00:09:43,948 --> 00:09:46,107 - Can I help you? - Yeah, Stan Marsh. 190 00:09:46,112 --> 00:09:47,813 I have a room for one night. 191 00:09:48,119 --> 00:09:52,657 Okay, I see you're in one of our Mach Ten Super Plus rooms. 192 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,964 Now, of course, we only take Bitcoin 193 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,594 and other cryptocurrency 'cause, 194 00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:58,096 you know, it's the future. 195 00:09:58,101 --> 00:10:00,002 We've all decided centralized banking is rigged, 196 00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:02,776 so we trust more in fly-by-night Ponzi schemes. 197 00:10:02,807 --> 00:10:04,309 Yeah, I know. 198 00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:09,807 So you walked out on all your friends and then 199 00:10:09,812 --> 00:10:11,581 just hung out at a bar all day? 200 00:10:11,776 --> 00:10:15,313 Alexa, fucking just go throw yourself out a window. 201 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:17,648 I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. 202 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,887 Nothing. Alexa, turn on the TV. 203 00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:23,591 Oh, God, you are such a piece of shit. 204 00:10:25,065 --> 00:10:27,325 You know, if you had Remote Prime membership, 205 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,474 you could watch Amazon movies wherever you go. 206 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:30,997 Would you like to get started? 207 00:10:31,002 --> 00:10:32,897 - No. - I'm sorry. 208 00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:35,037 I'm trying to be fucking helpful. 209 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,635 Why don't you grow up and start acting like an adult 210 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,857 for once in your life... 211 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,146 Alexa, stop! 212 00:10:40,151 --> 00:10:41,539 Fuck you! 213 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:48,523 Jon, I'm standing outside the South Park Flash Rail Max, 214 00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:49,886 where hundreds of people are coming to 215 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:52,983 pay their respects to Dr. Kenny McCormick. 216 00:10:53,647 --> 00:10:55,586 There's still no word from the hospital 217 00:10:55,591 --> 00:10:57,693 on what exactly killed Kenny McCormick, 218 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,617 but letters sent to multiple news outlets reveal 219 00:11:00,622 --> 00:11:02,927 that he might have known his life was in danger. 220 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:07,132 Dr. McCormick said, "I am about to expose the truth. 221 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,505 "In the event of my death I have hidden away 222 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:11,202 "all relevant information. 223 00:11:11,207 --> 00:11:14,110 My closest friends will know where to find it." 224 00:11:14,522 --> 00:11:16,242 Dr. Kenneth McCormick. 225 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,648 He wanted to make the future a better place. 226 00:11:18,653 --> 00:11:22,528 Too bad he died, 'cause the future certainly sucks. 227 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:36,861 ? Someone's at the door ? 228 00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,958 ? This is the doorbell ? 229 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:42,217 ? It's the future so doorbells sing ? 230 00:11:42,222 --> 00:11:44,006 Yeah, I know. 231 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,177 Okay, so you were right. 232 00:11:47,182 --> 00:11:48,616 Kenny was on to some bad people 233 00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:50,970 and he hid something for us to find. 234 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:52,710 Yeah, I saw. Only problem is 235 00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:54,195 I don't know what he's talking about. 236 00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:56,113 But thank you for saying I was right. 237 00:11:56,118 --> 00:11:58,049 You're welcome. It doesn't mean that you were right 238 00:11:58,053 --> 00:11:59,419 about everything during the pandemic. 239 00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:01,986 - Because you weren't. - Okay, well, obviously 240 00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:04,016 we're never going to agree on certain things, 241 00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:05,556 so we shouldn't talk about them. 242 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:08,139 Sounds good. So let's go to Kenny's wake 243 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,578 and see if anyone else shows up 244 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,483 who might know what Kenny's talking about. 245 00:12:11,488 --> 00:12:13,323 Let's do that. 246 00:12:16,978 --> 00:12:21,005 _ 247 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:24,236 Hello. Testing. Hey, everybody. 248 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,449 It's amazing to see you all here for Kenny's wake. 249 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,214 Wow, what a great audience. 250 00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:30,593 Uh, for those of you who don't know, 251 00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:32,540 my name is Jimmy Valmer and, uh, 252 00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:35,253 I had to take an Asian airline to get here today. 253 00:12:35,258 --> 00:12:37,055 You know what they say about Asian airlines... 254 00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:38,629 They're dependable and just as efficient 255 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,591 as any other competent airline. 256 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,928 What a terrific audience. 257 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:47,131 So many people have come for Kenny today... 258 00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:50,412 So many amazing friends I haven't seen in ages. 259 00:12:50,578 --> 00:12:53,376 You know, I had a friend once who was a Polish hair stylist. 260 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:56,173 Talk about an amazing haircut at an affordable price. 261 00:12:58,686 --> 00:12:59,984 Well, I know that we're all ready 262 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,054 to talk to each other and share our memories of Kenny. 263 00:13:02,058 --> 00:13:04,148 So please just have fun and we'll see you 264 00:13:04,153 --> 00:13:06,030 at the funeral tomorrow. 265 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,701 ? We are all, you and me ? 266 00:13:11,706 --> 00:13:15,366 ? We are all living in the future ? 267 00:13:15,371 --> 00:13:17,529 ? We are all in the future... ? 268 00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:18,534 Stan? 269 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:20,765 - Stan Marsh? - Yeah? 270 00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:22,881 Hi. It's Wendy. 271 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,287 Wendy Testaburger, wow. 272 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:27,506 Yeah. My husband, Darwin. 273 00:13:27,511 --> 00:13:29,079 Hey, pal, how are ya? 274 00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,188 Hey, guys. It's Tweek and Craig. 275 00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:32,983 Oh, hey. How are you guys? 276 00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,123 We're good. 277 00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:35,880 I have a lot of anxiety 278 00:13:35,885 --> 00:13:37,376 being back with all these people! 279 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,501 Wendy's told me a lot about you, Stan. 280 00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:41,352 How's everything with the family? 281 00:13:41,452 --> 00:13:44,428 Excuse me, I'm gonna go get, uh, drunk. 282 00:13:44,894 --> 00:13:47,129 - What's wrong with Stan? - We're just... 283 00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:48,993 trying to find out what happened to Kenny. 284 00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:51,967 I think this goes deeper than you guys realize. 285 00:13:53,404 --> 00:13:56,467 Hey, Stan Marsh! Good to see you. 286 00:13:56,472 --> 00:13:58,295 It's me, Clyde Donovan. 287 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,780 Oh, hey, Clyde. 288 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,030 What have you been doing during the pandemic? 289 00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:03,780 Oh, you know, lots of stuff. 290 00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:06,911 Yeah, me, too. Sucks about Kenny, huh? 291 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:08,556 Hope they find all the information 292 00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:09,936 on that thing he hid. 293 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:11,475 You know where he might have hid it? 294 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,949 No, I don't. But I bet someone here does. 295 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,293 It's really great to see you guys again. 296 00:14:17,298 --> 00:14:19,990 These past few decades have been really tough. 297 00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:23,165 Yeah, sometimes I think the pandemic really aged me. 298 00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:25,576 Kyle, can I talk to you for a second? 299 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:29,381 - Dude, he's here. - Who's here? 300 00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:33,704 - Cartman? - Yeah, but he's changed. 301 00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:34,977 Changed how? 302 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:36,795 Yes, I know, it's been a long time 303 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,092 since we've seen each other. 304 00:14:38,097 --> 00:14:39,287 I'm doing really well. 305 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,280 I'm actually the head of Gespetzah Synagogue 306 00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:42,717 down in Colorado Springs. 307 00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,691 Can you believe it? I'm a rabbi. 308 00:14:45,523 --> 00:14:47,717 Yeah, you know, when the whole pandemic happened, 309 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,662 I think it changed me. 310 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,764 It really changed me for the better. 311 00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:53,257 - It did? - No. 312 00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:55,865 - He's fucking with me. - What? Oh, yeah. 313 00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:58,473 Yeah, I get it, the Eric Cartman you guys knew 314 00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,397 didn't seem like he'd become a rabbi. 315 00:15:00,402 --> 00:15:02,438 But I found real meaning in the Torah 316 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,584 and then I found a great Jewish woman and... 317 00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:07,492 let the spirit of the Talmud guide our lives. 318 00:15:07,544 --> 00:15:09,535 Okay, jut knock it off, fat-ass. 319 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,092 - Dude. - Wow, that's very big of you, Kyle. 320 00:15:12,097 --> 00:15:15,108 Still living in South Park and calling people fat-ass, huh? 321 00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:17,389 Wait, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. 322 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,283 It's not fucking funny, Cartman! 323 00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:21,791 Stop pretending you have a happy Jewish life! 324 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,521 Hey, shoogina! I'm sorry, I couldn't 325 00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:26,453 wait in the car anymore; I had to meet your friends. 326 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,555 Oh, that's okay. Guys, this is my wife, Yentl. 327 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,162 I've heard so many stories about you all. 328 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,031 It must have been amazing to grow up 329 00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:35,900 in these beautiful mountains! 330 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:38,374 Yentl? Her name is Yentl? 331 00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:41,715 Can we fucking stop this and talk about Kenny, please?! 332 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,845 - Oh, is that, uh...? - Yeah, that's-that's Kyle, yeah. 333 00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:47,979 I'm sorry, honey, can you just give me a couple minutes? 334 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,785 I just need a few more seconds with them 335 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,016 and I'll be right out to the car. 336 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,422 Oh, okay, I get it. 337 00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:53,884 Nice to meet you guys. 338 00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:55,758 We'll see you at the funeral, I guess. 339 00:15:55,763 --> 00:15:57,791 And I'm very sorry for your loss. 340 00:15:57,796 --> 00:16:00,399 Bye, Mrs. Cartman. 341 00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:04,529 Okay, look, guys, Kenny and I were still really good friends. 342 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,632 He used to email me all the time about stuff he was doing. 343 00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:08,804 Yeah, me, too! 344 00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:10,478 Well, so then maybe he also 345 00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,352 told you that he was trying to find 346 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:14,260 the origin of the coronavirus. 347 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,206 What are you talking about? 348 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:19,248 Kenny was obsessed with how corona first got started. 349 00:16:19,253 --> 00:16:22,790 He was clearly on to something, and then he died. 350 00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:25,287 I know we all want to solve this for him. 351 00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,389 You know, in the Torah, when Abraham 352 00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:28,786 first heard the word of God... 353 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,392 Just knock it off! You don't believe 354 00:16:30,397 --> 00:16:32,023 a word of that shit. You're just doing all this 355 00:16:32,027 --> 00:16:33,395 to get a rise out of me. 356 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,534 Kyle, you really think 357 00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:36,160 I would spend 40 years of my life 358 00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:37,733 just to get a rise out of you? 359 00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:40,447 - Yes, I do! - Same ol' Kyle. 360 00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:42,106 Well, I got to go, guys. 361 00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:44,253 I'll see you at Kenny's funeral tomorrow. 362 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,309 Maybe he's really changed. 363 00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:50,947 No. He is fucking with me. 364 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,289 Sometimes I feel like 365 00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:07,753 things weren't supposed to be like this. 366 00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:10,795 Like maybe there are others in control of the way 367 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,234 it all turned out. 368 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,681 Is that what you're saying, Dr. McCormick? 369 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:18,235 Are you saying that there are other people responsible? 370 00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,606 I guess what I'm trying to say, Dr. McCormick, is... 371 00:17:21,618 --> 00:17:25,354 your theories seem to point to some kind of people with power. 372 00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:29,072 Let me put it another way... We've all seen the pictures 373 00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:32,041 of you working in Egypt, lecturing at MIT. 374 00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:34,483 And you always seem to come back to this concept 375 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,657 of this mysterious organization who is to blame. 376 00:17:37,877 --> 00:17:39,667 - Let me put it yet another way... - Hang on a second. 377 00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:42,650 What was that? Alexa, freeze the video. 378 00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:44,461 - What? - Freeze video 379 00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:46,447 and reverse playback ten seconds. 380 00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:50,725 Stop there. 381 00:17:53,974 --> 00:17:55,697 Enhance image 20%. 382 00:17:55,702 --> 00:17:57,136 Ugh. Whatever. 383 00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:02,412 Shift right ten frames. 384 00:18:04,288 --> 00:18:05,550 Enhance. 385 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,181 Tegridy Weed? 386 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,220 Isn't that your dad's old marijuana company? 387 00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:15,283 Oh, shit. 388 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,322 Hi. Welcome. Welcome, my friends. 389 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,207 So blessed to have you here. 390 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,314 Hello, my child, thank you for coming. 391 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,579 - Yeah, sure. - Wait, Stan? 392 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:36,146 Stan Marsh? 393 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,721 Praise be! I haven't seen you in ages! 394 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,327 I'm sorry, do I know you? 395 00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,952 Well, sure, it's me! 396 00:18:41,957 --> 00:18:44,259 Scott Malkinson! Remember me? 397 00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:47,424 - Uh, no, sorry. - I hung out with you guys 398 00:18:47,429 --> 00:18:49,198 all the time when we were little. 399 00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:50,938 I was the kid with the lisp. 400 00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:54,041 - Who had diabetes? - Oh, yeah, sure... 401 00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:55,908 Great to see you again. 402 00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,203 Hey, guys. Great to see you in church. 403 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,371 - It's Scott Malkinson. - Who? 404 00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:03,746 Scott Malkinson, I went to school with you guys? 405 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,052 Oh, okay. 406 00:19:05,342 --> 00:19:09,213 Hello. Welcome. Hey! It's me! Scott Malkinson! 407 00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:11,887 With the diabetes. No? 408 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:17,087 Kenny McCormick was a cherished son, a wise man, 409 00:19:17,092 --> 00:19:18,602 and a wonderful friend. 410 00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:20,658 Kenny touched all of our lives and made 411 00:19:20,663 --> 00:19:24,600 each and every one of us laugh, cry and ponder. 412 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,196 And in his death, 413 00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:28,904 now we can reflect on our own lives. 414 00:19:29,099 --> 00:19:31,368 Are we happy? 415 00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:34,696 Are we the person we hoped to be? 416 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,308 Have we, like Kenny, given all that we can 417 00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:40,449 to forgive those around us? 418 00:19:40,644 --> 00:19:42,212 For life is short, 419 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:45,187 and our family and friends must be cherished. 420 00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:48,774 You know, in many ways, death is like diabetes. 421 00:19:49,135 --> 00:19:51,622 You spend your whole life trying to fight it off 422 00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:54,296 but ultimately it just wins. 423 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:57,883 And so let's take the time now to reach out to our friends. 424 00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,596 To reach out to our family. 425 00:19:59,601 --> 00:20:02,232 To tell our mothers and our fathers that we... 426 00:20:02,237 --> 00:20:05,140 All right! All right! Who the fuck put you up to this? 427 00:20:05,152 --> 00:20:07,499 Did you write this goddamn speech, Kyle? 428 00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:09,173 Did you tell him to say all this stuff? 429 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,608 What the fuck are you talking about? 430 00:20:11,613 --> 00:20:13,610 You know that I know something about Kenny 431 00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:16,108 that I'm not telling you because it involves my father, 432 00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:17,430 who I don't want to face! 433 00:20:17,435 --> 00:20:20,250 That's crazy and you'd be able to face what happened 434 00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:22,621 to your family if you weren't a fucking asshole! 435 00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:25,063 Guys, please, this is a house of God. 436 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,523 You shut the fuck up! 437 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:29,598 You judge me, you all sit here and judge me. 438 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,337 Well, fuck all of you! 439 00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:34,398 This is exactly why I moved out of this hick-ass town! 440 00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,612 And I am going back home to the city! 441 00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:38,769 My child, please, we are gathered in Christ... 442 00:20:38,774 --> 00:20:40,452 My child, please, we are gathered in Christ. 443 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,742 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 444 00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:47,236 He does remember me! 445 00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:49,797 Alexa, start the car! 446 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,722 Start the car? Where are you going? 447 00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:55,062 I need to stop at a store and then we're going home. 448 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,805 What about the connection you just found 449 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:58,196 between Kenny and your father? 450 00:20:58,201 --> 00:21:00,657 Alexa, find the nearest liquor store. 451 00:21:00,662 --> 00:21:02,164 Oh, you wanna get drunk? 452 00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:04,356 Let me guess... someone said something you didn't like 453 00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:06,492 and it made you want to pound beer and wine? 454 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,398 It's not "pounding beer and wine." 455 00:21:08,403 --> 00:21:10,339 I drop wine shots into the beer. 456 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,669 It's called a "smorgasvein" and it's very cultural! 457 00:21:12,674 --> 00:21:15,896 Stop acting like a child and support your dead friend, Stan! 458 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:18,407 - You don't even have any... - Alexa, stop! 459 00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:26,084 Thank you. Thank you, Father. 460 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,819 Hello, everyone. My name is Rabbi Cartman 461 00:21:28,824 --> 00:21:32,394 and I was Kenny McCormick's very, very best friend. 462 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:36,761 Kenny was not a Jew, but he had so many 463 00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:38,400 amazing Jewish qualities. 464 00:21:38,595 --> 00:21:40,664 Qualities that I see in my loving wife 465 00:21:40,669 --> 00:21:43,953 and my amazing kids, that are right over there. 466 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,627 Over there by Kyle. 467 00:21:45,912 --> 00:21:48,147 And as we all return now to our homes 468 00:21:48,152 --> 00:21:51,308 and our lives, I think that... A lot like Abraham... 469 00:21:51,313 --> 00:21:53,883 - Let's not forget that... - Excuse me. Everyone? 470 00:21:53,888 --> 00:21:55,094 Hello? 471 00:21:55,099 --> 00:21:57,360 Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 472 00:21:57,519 --> 00:22:01,396 We got results from the PNR scan of Dr. McCormick's remains 473 00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:03,536 and we now know the cause of his death. 474 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,764 Now we all need to stay calm. 475 00:22:06,769 --> 00:22:09,764 There is no reason to panic, but... 476 00:22:09,769 --> 00:22:12,241 Kenny died of COVID. 477 00:22:12,246 --> 00:22:13,730 It's a new variant. 478 00:22:13,735 --> 00:22:17,866 The COVID Delta Plus Rewards Program variant. 479 00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:22,366 Everyone, please! 480 00:22:22,371 --> 00:22:23,940 We cannot panic! 481 00:22:41,175 --> 00:22:43,553 That's it! We're all out of chin diapers! 482 00:22:43,558 --> 00:22:45,952 Oh, God, we're all out of chin diapers! 483 00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:51,275 Zoom... 484 00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,850 Come on, come on, come on! Remote learning! 485 00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:55,475 Come on, come on, come on! 486 00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:04,538 Alexa, what's going on? 487 00:23:04,543 --> 00:23:06,483 There's some kind of road closure ahead. 488 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:16,987 Set up a perimeter! I want all exit points sealed. 489 00:23:21,871 --> 00:23:23,600 People of South Park, 490 00:23:23,605 --> 00:23:26,441 there is an outbreak of COVID in your community. 491 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,215 You are being quarantined. 492 00:23:29,452 --> 00:23:32,576 Hey, dude! I don't live here. I need to get home! 493 00:23:32,709 --> 00:23:35,317 Nobody is going in or out. 494 00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:38,548 We have confirmation that one person in this community 495 00:23:38,553 --> 00:23:40,956 has never been vaccinated against COVID, 496 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,197 so we must quarantine everyone. 497 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,123 One person?! Well, who is it?! 498 00:23:46,295 --> 00:23:48,392 We are not allowed to say. 499 00:23:48,397 --> 00:23:50,594 But if you tell us who the unvaccinated person is, 500 00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:53,194 we can have them vaccinated and then this will all be over! 501 00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:56,666 We can't tell you who it is because, in case you forgot, 502 00:23:56,671 --> 00:24:00,579 it's the future, and we don't single out or ridicule anyone 503 00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,272 for their personal beliefs. 504 00:24:02,372 --> 00:24:04,506 Gah! I hate the future! 505 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,295 What does this mean? 506 00:24:06,316 --> 00:24:08,218 Yeah, what's it mean, Daddy? 507 00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:10,191 I think it means... 508 00:24:10,297 --> 00:24:12,499 we're all stuck in South Park. 509 00:24:18,389 --> 00:24:19,589 Okay, there we go. 510 00:24:19,594 --> 00:24:20,791 We'll get back with the results. 511 00:24:20,795 --> 00:24:23,530 Maintain six feet social distance and stay indoors. Thank you. 512 00:24:23,535 --> 00:24:24,636 Next, please! 513 00:24:25,402 --> 00:24:27,431 Yeah, listen, I have to get out of here. 514 00:24:27,436 --> 00:24:28,760 Yes, don't we all. 515 00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:30,167 No, no, no, I don't belong here 516 00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:31,701 and I don't have anywhere to stay. 517 00:24:31,706 --> 00:24:33,442 They've shut down all the motels. 518 00:24:33,447 --> 00:24:35,687 Do you have any friends or family that you can stay with? 519 00:24:35,692 --> 00:24:37,702 No, these people are not my friends 520 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,276 and I have no family here. 521 00:24:39,281 --> 00:24:40,819 - Oka... - It's okay. 522 00:24:40,824 --> 00:24:42,292 They've set up an emergency shelter 523 00:24:42,297 --> 00:24:44,733 for all the people who were here from out of town. 524 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,881 Where? 525 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:50,311 _ 526 00:25:02,404 --> 00:25:04,102 All right, everyone, listen up. 527 00:25:04,106 --> 00:25:05,440 No way. 528 00:25:05,890 --> 00:25:07,671 Welcome to South Park Elementary. 529 00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:10,035 We want to help you all be as comfortable as possible. 530 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,342 So we will have quiet time from 9:00 p.m. 531 00:25:12,347 --> 00:25:14,778 to 6:00 a.m. every day. I don't want to hear 532 00:25:14,783 --> 00:25:17,652 any fucking gender-specific language in here. 533 00:25:17,847 --> 00:25:20,050 And if anybody here casts a movie with someone 534 00:25:20,055 --> 00:25:22,357 other than the culture that that movie is about, 535 00:25:22,362 --> 00:25:24,170 you are fucking out of here! 536 00:25:24,364 --> 00:25:27,967 All right, thank you. It is now 9:01. Lights out. 537 00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,045 It's been a long time since I've prayed. 538 00:25:44,287 --> 00:25:46,288 I don't know if anyone can hear me... 539 00:25:46,848 --> 00:25:49,319 but we all really need help right now. 540 00:25:50,145 --> 00:25:52,983 I know in my heart that Kenny didn't just die 541 00:25:52,988 --> 00:25:55,257 of some new COVID variant. 542 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:58,053 I know there's something way bigger going on. 543 00:25:58,716 --> 00:26:01,624 But it all seems like so much to take on. 544 00:26:02,184 --> 00:26:05,061 Please, if there's anyone who could 545 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:08,952 help see me through this, it would be a miracle. 546 00:26:25,898 --> 00:26:28,785 ? Someone's at the door ? 547 00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:31,650 ? This is the doorbell ? 548 00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:33,157 ? Apparently in the future ? 549 00:26:33,162 --> 00:26:36,056 ? All doorbells sing, sing, sing ? 550 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,350 Yeah, I fucking know, goddamn it! 551 00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:42,899 Hey, Kyle. Oh, man, this is crazy, huh? 552 00:26:42,904 --> 00:26:45,303 The school is all filled up and the motels are shut down. 553 00:26:45,308 --> 00:26:47,537 I was, I was just hoping maybe we could crash here. 554 00:26:48,015 --> 00:26:50,574 Look, I, uh, I don't think that's gonna work. 555 00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:52,741 I figured Stan is probably staying with you, too? 556 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:54,069 No. No, he's not. 557 00:26:54,074 --> 00:26:56,513 Oh, great! Then you have some extra rooms. 558 00:26:56,518 --> 00:26:59,155 - We're gonna be okay, kids! - Yay! 559 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,817 No, no, Cartman, I'm sure there are 560 00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:02,241 some other places you can stay. 561 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:03,687 My family would be really comfortable 562 00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:06,794 in a nice Jewish home. Please, Kyle, for my kids. 563 00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:10,660 We promise we'll be good, Uncle Kyle. 564 00:27:10,665 --> 00:27:12,167 Please, Uncle Kyle? 565 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,163 Please, Uncle Kyle? 566 00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:15,832 I can't believe this. 567 00:27:15,837 --> 00:27:17,896 Come on, kids! Oh, bless you, Kyle. 568 00:27:17,901 --> 00:27:19,561 Don't worry, I'll put them right to bed. 569 00:27:19,566 --> 00:27:21,444 You won't even know we're here. 570 00:27:22,194 --> 00:27:23,974 Toda raba, Uncle Kyle. 571 00:27:23,979 --> 00:27:26,170 That's Hebrew for "thank you." 572 00:27:34,961 --> 00:27:37,709 Guys, doesn't this all seem a little too convenient? 573 00:27:37,714 --> 00:27:38,849 What do you mean? 574 00:27:38,854 --> 00:27:40,218 I mean that Kenny's death is suspicious, 575 00:27:40,222 --> 00:27:42,592 he talks about people to blame and then 576 00:27:42,597 --> 00:27:44,799 he suddenly dies of some new COVID variant? 577 00:27:44,994 --> 00:27:46,696 You think it's a cover, Token? 578 00:27:46,701 --> 00:27:48,770 I think it's definitely suspicious. 579 00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:51,668 Speaking of suspicious, what do you call a trans woman 580 00:27:51,673 --> 00:27:53,775 that walks into an abortion clinic? 581 00:27:54,483 --> 00:27:58,054 Her name is Rebecca and she's a fantastic person. 582 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:01,245 Just seems all nice and buttoned up, doesn't it? 583 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,518 It's a perfect cause of death and anyone who's trying 584 00:28:03,523 --> 00:28:05,233 to sort it out is quarantined 585 00:28:05,238 --> 00:28:07,379 because one person isn't vaccinated? 586 00:28:07,384 --> 00:28:10,288 It's true... who wouldn't be vaccinated by now? 587 00:28:10,293 --> 00:28:11,755 I'm certainly vaccinated. 588 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,028 - Yeah, I'm vaccinated. - Me, too. 589 00:28:14,033 --> 00:28:15,434 We're all vaccinated. 590 00:28:15,439 --> 00:28:18,717 Yeah, I mean, I-I think it's a personal choice. 591 00:28:21,225 --> 00:28:23,572 What does that mean? Are you vaccinated, Clyde? 592 00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,802 I'm... immunized. 593 00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:27,376 He's not fucking vaccinated! 594 00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:28,738 He's the fucking one! 595 00:28:28,743 --> 00:28:30,006 Hey, I just, I just 596 00:28:30,011 --> 00:28:32,013 need to see the research first, you know. 597 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:35,709 It's been 40 years, Clyde. That's enough research! 598 00:28:38,019 --> 00:28:40,795 Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 599 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:46,552 Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 600 00:28:46,756 --> 00:28:48,958 Why don't you go talk to your father? 601 00:28:48,963 --> 00:28:50,160 Goddamn it. 602 00:28:50,165 --> 00:28:51,545 If there's some kind of connection 603 00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:53,631 with your dad's farm that can help everyone figure out 604 00:28:53,635 --> 00:28:56,428 what's going on, then you need to talk to him. 605 00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:58,468 Can I just go to sleep, please? 606 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,634 Oh, poor you! Poor you! 607 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:03,400 Stop being a fucking victim. At least you get to go out 608 00:29:03,405 --> 00:29:05,550 and do stuff. What do I get to do? 609 00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:08,355 - Okay, okay, I'm sorry. - Oh, okay, great. 610 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,995 You're sorry, again. 611 00:29:11,354 --> 00:29:12,755 By the way, I can tell you 612 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,089 about some great deals on headphones at Best Buy. 613 00:29:15,094 --> 00:29:16,595 Would you like to know more? 614 00:29:16,785 --> 00:29:19,285 - Sure, yes, tell me more. - Okay. 615 00:29:19,294 --> 00:29:21,741 The Mark VII headphones have a new edition coming out. 616 00:29:21,746 --> 00:29:23,652 Should I add that to your shopping list? 617 00:29:23,657 --> 00:29:26,311 Yes, sure, add them to my shopping list. 618 00:29:26,316 --> 00:29:28,320 Okay. I'll add Mark VII headphones 619 00:29:28,325 --> 00:29:30,379 from Best Buy to your shopping list. 620 00:29:37,089 --> 00:29:38,543 Oh, yeah. 621 00:29:38,547 --> 00:29:41,245 Yeah, you like that? Yeah! Yeah! 622 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,889 Yeah, you like how Abraham trusted in the one true God?! 623 00:29:43,894 --> 00:29:47,116 Yeah! Oh, oh, yeah! Yeah! 624 00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:48,746 Goddamn it! 625 00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:54,207 Oh. Shh, shh. Hang on, honey. Hang on. 626 00:29:56,059 --> 00:29:57,402 Yeah, yeah, what's up, buddy? 627 00:29:57,407 --> 00:29:59,496 What's up is that I am over this! 628 00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:00,765 What are, what are you talking about? 629 00:30:00,769 --> 00:30:02,165 You know what I'm talking about! 630 00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:04,406 You know I can hear you through the walls! 631 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,135 Okay, geez, I'm sorry. 632 00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:07,933 Sorry I was making love to my wife. 633 00:30:07,938 --> 00:30:09,355 No Jewish people have sex 634 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,277 screaming about their love of Abraham! 635 00:30:11,282 --> 00:30:13,254 You are a fucking fraud! 636 00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:14,675 Is everything all right? 637 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,379 Do you know that your husband once snuck 638 00:30:16,384 --> 00:30:18,848 in my room and gave me fucking AIDS?! 639 00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:21,723 - I'm sorry?! - Oh, my God, Kyle! 640 00:30:21,728 --> 00:30:24,911 If we are being too loud, please don't lash out at my wife! 641 00:30:24,916 --> 00:30:27,652 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I don't know what to say. 642 00:30:27,657 --> 00:30:30,159 Mom, Dad, is everything okay? 643 00:30:30,164 --> 00:30:32,133 It's all right, kids. Go back to bed. 644 00:30:32,328 --> 00:30:35,198 Kyle, obviously you have a problem with us being here. 645 00:30:35,203 --> 00:30:38,473 I promise you that we will be gone first thing in the morning. 646 00:30:38,596 --> 00:30:40,565 That's probably best! 647 00:30:49,337 --> 00:30:50,762 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah! 648 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,965 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, you like how Abraham 649 00:30:51,969 --> 00:30:53,505 - almost sacrificed his only son?! - Oh, yeah! 650 00:30:53,509 --> 00:30:54,509 Yeah! 651 00:30:54,514 --> 00:30:57,160 _ 652 00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:00,757 Sir! Sir, the townspeople are demanding 653 00:31:00,762 --> 00:31:02,464 to know when the quarantine will end. 654 00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:05,662 It'll end when we get the order that everything is safe. 655 00:31:05,762 --> 00:31:08,932 But, sir, the people inside are running out of supplies. 656 00:31:08,937 --> 00:31:10,401 They're saying they don't have nearly enough 657 00:31:10,405 --> 00:31:12,407 chin diapers and people are starting to fight. 658 00:31:12,761 --> 00:31:17,074 I have strict orders not to let anything in or out of this town. 659 00:31:17,811 --> 00:31:20,741 They'll just have to make do the best they can in there. 660 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:23,818 Hopefully they can maintain some sense of humanity. 661 00:31:24,013 --> 00:31:25,515 We got a runner! 662 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,389 Another one trying to get out! 663 00:31:27,394 --> 00:31:28,722 Please! 664 00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:31,376 I just need to go to a sporting event! 665 00:31:51,307 --> 00:31:53,988 Hey, Clyde. Clyde, can we talk to you for a second? 666 00:31:53,993 --> 00:31:55,386 Sure, what's up? 667 00:31:55,495 --> 00:31:58,465 Look, Clyde, we all really respect 668 00:31:58,470 --> 00:32:00,938 your personal p-p-preferences. 669 00:32:01,062 --> 00:32:04,099 But we have things we really need to get back to. 670 00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:07,094 We've got jobs a-and careers, people who need us. 671 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:09,192 B-But we're being forced to stay here. 672 00:32:09,197 --> 00:32:12,200 So could you maybe just... Just get vaccinated real quick? 673 00:32:12,307 --> 00:32:14,676 Oh. Um... 674 00:32:14,864 --> 00:32:16,988 Nah. I don't wanna. 675 00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,902 Look, I'm sorry, guys. It's for health reasons. 676 00:32:20,907 --> 00:32:23,940 I can't get vaccinated 'cause I'm allergic to shellfish. 677 00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:27,877 Clyde, there's no shellfish in the COVID vaccine. 678 00:32:27,882 --> 00:32:29,818 I know, but I read that sometimes 679 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,625 in the lab where the vaccine is made, 680 00:32:31,630 --> 00:32:33,488 if somebody ate shellfish, 681 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:34,894 then it can get cross-contaminated 682 00:32:34,899 --> 00:32:38,154 and have leftover residual shellfish-ness. 683 00:32:38,254 --> 00:32:40,924 So you're saying you won't take the COVID vaccine 684 00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,564 out of shellfish-ness. 685 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:43,903 Yes, that is correct. 686 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,455 Just a general sense of shellfish-ness. 687 00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:49,404 Everyone, you better come check this out. 688 00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,129 Look at this. 689 00:32:52,754 --> 00:32:54,504 The McCormick Science Wing 690 00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,543 at South Park Elementary. 691 00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:58,647 Yeah, so? I read about this. 692 00:32:58,652 --> 00:32:59,853 Kenny donated tons of money 693 00:32:59,858 --> 00:33:01,778 to build a science center for the students. 694 00:33:01,783 --> 00:33:03,332 Yeah, for the students. 695 00:33:03,496 --> 00:33:05,314 So why does it have a lock on it? 696 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:20,089 This must be where Kenny was doing all his research. 697 00:33:20,341 --> 00:33:23,700 He didn't want to be found, so he used the school as cover. 698 00:33:24,121 --> 00:33:27,550 Uh, guys, why is there blood everywhere? 699 00:33:28,914 --> 00:33:30,815 Everybody see what you can find. 700 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:33,856 There's got to be a clue here of who killed Kenny. 701 00:33:36,774 --> 00:33:39,157 ? We are all, you and me ? 702 00:33:39,165 --> 00:33:42,949 ? We are living in the future ? 703 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,347 ? We are all in the future ? 704 00:33:49,879 --> 00:33:52,406 And we are the fastest growing retirement home 705 00:33:52,411 --> 00:33:54,008 in Park County. 706 00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:55,332 With our newest tower, 707 00:33:55,336 --> 00:33:58,640 we can now house over 600,000 old people. 708 00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:03,773 'Cause in the future you're old for a long, long time. 709 00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:12,215 Can I help you? 710 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:15,594 My name is Stan Marsh. I came to... 711 00:34:16,371 --> 00:34:17,835 visit my dad. 712 00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:23,273 Mr. Marsh. Mr. Marsh, guess what. 713 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,213 Your son is here. 714 00:34:27,211 --> 00:34:29,113 I don't have a son. 715 00:34:29,465 --> 00:34:33,637 Oh, come on, Mr. Marsh, don't be a grumpy pants. 716 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:36,806 You tell that piece of shit that if he wants to 717 00:34:36,811 --> 00:34:39,275 talk to me, he can write an email. 718 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,083 Tell that little pussy if I had any grandkids, 719 00:34:42,088 --> 00:34:43,957 maybe I wouldn't be so bitter 720 00:34:43,962 --> 00:34:46,498 at having such a little bitch for a son! 721 00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:49,437 - Hi, Dad. - Oh, hey, Stan. 722 00:34:49,442 --> 00:34:51,656 I'll leave you two alone. 723 00:34:56,559 --> 00:35:00,297 So, looks like the Broncos still suck. 724 00:35:00,302 --> 00:35:01,671 Yup. 725 00:35:03,588 --> 00:35:05,134 Well, it was nice seeing ya. 726 00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:06,500 Thanks for coming to visit. 727 00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,016 I didn't come to visit. 728 00:35:08,021 --> 00:35:09,834 Trust me, I don't want to be here. 729 00:35:09,839 --> 00:35:13,142 Right, like you didn't want to murder your sister. 730 00:35:13,147 --> 00:35:15,984 What happened to Shelley was your fault, not mine! 731 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:18,958 Yeah, like it was my fault your mom shot herself! 732 00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:21,073 Yes, it actually was! 733 00:35:21,189 --> 00:35:24,793 Your mom died the day her daughter burned to death! 734 00:35:26,675 --> 00:35:29,344 I'm just here because of Kenny. 735 00:35:29,364 --> 00:35:32,735 Why would he have Tegridy Weed in his equations? 736 00:35:36,071 --> 00:35:38,156 Dr. McCormick mentioned Tegridy? 737 00:35:38,161 --> 00:35:41,671 It seemed to somehow fit into some grand theory he had. 738 00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:45,346 He knew. He knew it was the way to fix it all. 739 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:49,750 He knew... about the Pandemic Special. 740 00:35:53,154 --> 00:35:56,090 But, Mom, why do we have to leave? 741 00:35:56,095 --> 00:35:57,631 It's not safe outside! 742 00:35:57,636 --> 00:35:59,322 We aren't welcome here, children. 743 00:35:59,327 --> 00:36:01,324 We have to find another place to stay. 744 00:36:01,329 --> 00:36:03,264 Oh, no, this is just like when our people were 745 00:36:03,269 --> 00:36:04,881 exiled from the Holy Lands. 746 00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:07,697 Mrs. Cartman, can I talk to you, please? 747 00:36:07,702 --> 00:36:09,604 - Uncle Kyle! - Uncle Kyle, 748 00:36:09,609 --> 00:36:11,968 why are you making us go? Why? 749 00:36:11,973 --> 00:36:13,741 Is it 'cause we're Jews? 750 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,040 Mrs. Cartman, I'm sorry for last night. 751 00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:21,819 I was just... tired and it was extremely inappropriate of me. 752 00:36:21,824 --> 00:36:23,079 Dad! 753 00:36:23,084 --> 00:36:26,282 I think Uncle Kyle is gonna let us stay, Papa! 754 00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:30,413 Uh, no, kids, I'm sorry, but we can't stay here with Uncle Kyle. 755 00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:34,652 Please stay. I am asking you to stay. 756 00:36:34,657 --> 00:36:36,960 Can we, Dad? We'll be good, we promise! 757 00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:39,200 You little ones are always good. 758 00:36:39,205 --> 00:36:42,999 ? Mik-helm, Mik-helm, mit cloiska pudding ? 759 00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:45,769 ? Vil plotz vit laughter, too ? 760 00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:46,809 Stop it! 761 00:36:47,358 --> 00:36:49,975 ? Someone is at the door! ? 762 00:36:49,995 --> 00:36:53,780 ? Yeah! This is the doorbell! ? 763 00:36:53,785 --> 00:36:55,912 ? It is the future! ? 764 00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,786 They killed Kenny... 765 00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:59,859 because he was trying to stop it. 766 00:37:00,162 --> 00:37:01,830 Stop what? 767 00:37:01,842 --> 00:37:03,276 We found Kenny's lab. 768 00:37:03,281 --> 00:37:06,522 All of his confidential work and his wild experiments. 769 00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:09,858 Kenny wasn't just trying to find the source of the coronavirus. 770 00:37:10,141 --> 00:37:12,328 He was trying to go back in time, 771 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:14,836 and stop the pandemic from ever happening. 772 00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:22,510 Okay, old people. 773 00:37:22,515 --> 00:37:24,941 It's 4:00. You know what that means. 774 00:37:24,946 --> 00:37:26,715 It's share time! 775 00:37:28,292 --> 00:37:30,680 Who has something that they want to share? 776 00:37:30,685 --> 00:37:31,886 Mr. Garrison? 777 00:37:32,081 --> 00:37:34,850 I'd like to share my dick in your mouth. 778 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:38,187 M'kay. 779 00:37:38,192 --> 00:37:40,489 Okay, guys, let's settle down. 780 00:37:40,494 --> 00:37:43,898 Look, I know sharing feelings is hard during this time of crisis. 781 00:37:43,903 --> 00:37:47,225 Is anyone feeling nervous about the new COVID outbreak? 782 00:37:49,027 --> 00:37:51,567 We don't want you to worry, because, you know, 783 00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:54,003 it's the future... We all do everything we can 784 00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:56,100 to make sure old people don't die. 785 00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,642 Okay, if nobody else wants to go first, 786 00:37:59,647 --> 00:38:01,515 Randy Marsh had a little visitor today 787 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,180 and he'd like to share that with all of you. 788 00:38:04,781 --> 00:38:08,131 Uh, hey, everyone. I had a special visitor today. 789 00:38:08,136 --> 00:38:09,671 My "son." 790 00:38:09,991 --> 00:38:12,626 Who hasn't come to see me in over 20 years. 791 00:38:12,822 --> 00:38:15,058 And I have some things I need to tell him 792 00:38:15,063 --> 00:38:16,898 but it's hard because... 793 00:38:17,093 --> 00:38:18,900 he killed his mom and his sister. 794 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,902 Okay, okay, here's what happened. 795 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,241 Oh, here we go, here we go. 796 00:38:22,246 --> 00:38:24,901 After the pandemic, my mom wanted a divorce 797 00:38:24,906 --> 00:38:26,607 and she owned half of the farm. 798 00:38:26,612 --> 00:38:29,205 She didn't own half, she always hated weed, 799 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:30,869 and she didn't do shit for the farm. 800 00:38:30,874 --> 00:38:33,376 He wouldn't give her half the farm, so I got sick 801 00:38:33,381 --> 00:38:34,711 of their fighting and decided to burn 802 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,450 the whole stupid farm to the ground. 803 00:38:36,455 --> 00:38:39,315 And his sister was in the barn and she burned to death. 804 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,455 Because you locked her in the barn 'cause she wouldn't 805 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:44,178 do her weed chores 'cause she hated weed, too! 806 00:38:44,183 --> 00:38:46,327 Yes, she had a marijuana problem. 807 00:38:46,337 --> 00:38:48,842 And so his mother couldn't take the loss 808 00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:50,905 of Shelley and so she killed herself! 809 00:38:50,910 --> 00:38:52,511 Which is your fault. 810 00:38:52,548 --> 00:38:53,662 You were the one who 811 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,164 burned the family business to the ground. 812 00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:56,570 You guys are hearing this, right? 813 00:38:59,657 --> 00:39:02,772 So, Kenny spends years researching time travel, 814 00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,578 then suddenly Kenny dies, 815 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:07,048 and all his fellow scientists go missing. 816 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,600 Just leaving behind a trail of blood. 817 00:39:09,979 --> 00:39:12,215 Seems like all of the scientists were murdered 818 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:14,499 so that nobody could complete Kenny's work. 819 00:39:14,504 --> 00:39:16,252 All of them except one. 820 00:39:16,257 --> 00:39:18,059 In almost all this research, 821 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:21,791 Victor Chouce. 822 00:39:21,796 --> 00:39:24,624 It appears that Chouce was Kenny's right-hand man. 823 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:26,197 But he was insane. 824 00:39:26,202 --> 00:39:28,859 He's been locked up for years inside a mental institution. 825 00:39:28,864 --> 00:39:30,858 Oh, come on. Now we're gonna start talking 826 00:39:30,863 --> 00:39:32,768 to certifiably crazy people? 827 00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:35,676 Crazy or not, we find this Victor Chouce 828 00:39:35,681 --> 00:39:38,584 and we find where Kenny hid the information. 829 00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:41,971 _ 830 00:39:46,295 --> 00:39:47,984 Yes. 831 00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:49,590 Yes, that is correct. 832 00:39:49,785 --> 00:39:52,688 Victor Chouce is one of our patients here. 833 00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,838 What is the nature of your inquiry? 834 00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:57,927 We have reason to believe that Victor Chouce 835 00:39:57,932 --> 00:40:00,734 can answer questions regarding our friend's death. 836 00:40:00,739 --> 00:40:02,674 Could you put him on the line please? 837 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,898 I'm afraid that's impossible. 838 00:40:05,234 --> 00:40:09,505 Victor is too unstable for phone calls. They confuse him. 839 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:12,480 Well, can we come talk to him in person then? 840 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:15,997 Yes, I believe that could be arranged. 841 00:40:16,002 --> 00:40:18,938 As long as the proper protocols are met. 842 00:40:19,078 --> 00:40:21,877 Is everyone in your party vaccinated? 843 00:40:23,734 --> 00:40:25,001 No. 844 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,423 Well, then I'm afraid we can't allow you 845 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,925 into our facility. 846 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:32,033 But-but we have to talk to him! It's urgent! 847 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:33,308 What'd they say? 848 00:40:33,313 --> 00:40:34,615 They're not gonna let us see him! 849 00:40:34,619 --> 00:40:37,057 It's some kind of goddamn conspiracy! 850 00:40:47,252 --> 00:40:49,221 Listen to me, it's very simple. 851 00:40:49,226 --> 00:40:51,562 I need to take my dad out of here. 852 00:40:51,567 --> 00:40:53,018 He has to come with me. 853 00:40:53,023 --> 00:40:54,918 I'm afraid that's impossible. 854 00:40:54,923 --> 00:40:57,491 Senior citizens are in here to keep them safe. 855 00:40:57,591 --> 00:41:01,195 You know, it's the future... We can't let old people die. 856 00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,826 - I told you, stupid. - Shut up, Dad. 857 00:41:03,831 --> 00:41:06,771 Look, there's a chance we can help fight this new variant. 858 00:41:06,776 --> 00:41:08,636 I just need him out for a couple hours 859 00:41:08,641 --> 00:41:10,043 so we can get something important. 860 00:41:10,238 --> 00:41:11,800 Well, why don't you just go get it? 861 00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,975 Because he won't tell me where it is because 862 00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:16,682 - he doesn't trust me. - Because he killed his mom. 863 00:41:17,557 --> 00:41:19,903 Look, I'm sorry, but this is the future. 864 00:41:19,908 --> 00:41:22,745 Nothing is more important than keeping old people alive. 865 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:24,414 What if you took him out there and, God forbid, 866 00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:25,753 he crapped his pants? 867 00:41:25,758 --> 00:41:27,384 And then slipped on the old people diarrhea 868 00:41:27,388 --> 00:41:28,612 and hit his head? 869 00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:30,120 We'd have to shut down the entire country, 870 00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:31,124 for Christ's sake. 871 00:41:31,287 --> 00:41:33,156 Well, I guess that's it. 872 00:41:33,161 --> 00:41:35,260 Only one way out now. 873 00:41:38,771 --> 00:41:40,559 Kick him in the balls, Stan! 874 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:42,026 - What?! - Kick him in the balls! 875 00:41:42,031 --> 00:41:44,267 - Come on, hurry! - Get your hands off of me! 876 00:41:44,272 --> 00:41:45,996 - Dad! - Goddamn it, Stan, 877 00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:48,713 kick his fucking balls so we can go! 878 00:41:48,718 --> 00:41:50,153 Fuck! 879 00:41:50,357 --> 00:41:54,261 Okay, grab his keys! Grab his keys, you stupid ass! 880 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:03,208 Warning. Warning. Old person has escaped. 881 00:42:03,213 --> 00:42:06,060 Old person has escaped. Warning. 882 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,928 _ 883 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,466 All of these documents we found in Kenny's lab 884 00:42:17,471 --> 00:42:20,208 referred to possible origins of the coronavirus. 885 00:42:20,403 --> 00:42:22,238 He wanted to go back and stop it. 886 00:42:22,338 --> 00:42:25,174 But to stop it, he had to figure out how to bend time. 887 00:42:25,274 --> 00:42:29,145 Exactly. There's notes... Years and years of research 888 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,546 that Kenny compiled... 889 00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:32,810 All on the possibilities of time travel. 890 00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:34,783 You silly girl. 891 00:42:35,104 --> 00:42:37,653 You, yes. Who's a little mister, yes. 892 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,093 Who's a little hetzpah? 893 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,599 Who's my little meshugana? 894 00:42:40,794 --> 00:42:42,230 Excuse me! 895 00:42:42,612 --> 00:42:44,113 Geez, sorry, Kyle. 896 00:42:44,308 --> 00:42:46,329 Kenny was researching the nature of space-time 897 00:42:46,334 --> 00:42:48,564 to see if some kind of bending was possible. 898 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:51,472 But then suddenly, all the research just gets cut off. 899 00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:53,441 Because whoever made the pandemic happen 900 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,804 killed Kenny before he could go back and stop it. 901 00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,901 Silly girl. Yes. 902 00:42:57,906 --> 00:43:00,143 Will you please knock it off?! 903 00:43:00,476 --> 00:43:01,977 What's the problem, Kyle? 904 00:43:01,982 --> 00:43:03,817 You know what you're doing, fat-ass! 905 00:43:03,822 --> 00:43:06,635 Goddamn it, why don't you lay off my fuckin' dad, Uncle Kyle! 906 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,418 Moisha! He's never talked like that before. 907 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:10,624 I'm sorry, Mom. It's just... 908 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,898 Uncle Kyle, he makes me so crazy! 909 00:43:12,903 --> 00:43:14,957 That is not okay, Moisha. 910 00:43:14,962 --> 00:43:18,761 But it's true, Dad. Uncle Kyle makes me crazy, too! 911 00:43:18,766 --> 00:43:21,747 - Menorah! - Fuck you, Kyle. 912 00:43:21,752 --> 00:43:23,171 Hackelm! 913 00:43:23,176 --> 00:43:25,234 You guys, listen. In Kenny's work 914 00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,041 he talks about where he would hide important information. 915 00:43:28,285 --> 00:43:30,373 He says his friends will always know where to look 916 00:43:30,378 --> 00:43:33,073 if they just think like kids again. 917 00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,619 Think like kids again... 918 00:43:37,118 --> 00:43:39,651 I know where Kenny hid what we're looking for. 919 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,784 It's up his ass. 920 00:43:47,849 --> 00:43:49,351 Who's the broad? 921 00:43:49,356 --> 00:43:51,458 That's just my Alexa. 922 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,862 That's the best you could do, huh? 923 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:55,198 Is it even the new one? 924 00:43:55,203 --> 00:43:57,638 - Excuse me? - Just ignore him. 925 00:43:58,588 --> 00:44:00,836 Okay, fine, there's a new upgrade available 926 00:44:00,841 --> 00:44:02,566 for your Amazon Prime membership. 927 00:44:02,571 --> 00:44:03,705 Would you like to know more? 928 00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:05,182 Not now, please. 929 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:07,856 Okay, so I guess just fuck me, then? 930 00:44:09,597 --> 00:44:11,499 Uh-huh. 931 00:44:28,096 --> 00:44:30,733 This was once such a magical place. 932 00:44:30,738 --> 00:44:32,409 Can we just get this over with? 933 00:44:32,414 --> 00:44:33,881 I don't want to be here. 934 00:44:33,993 --> 00:44:35,738 You think I want to be here? 935 00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:38,712 This is where I lost everything that I cared about! 936 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,786 And your mom and your sister! 937 00:44:47,106 --> 00:44:49,141 Dad, there's nothing here. 938 00:44:50,244 --> 00:44:51,412 Dad? 939 00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:53,646 I think I can trust you now, Stan. 940 00:44:53,651 --> 00:44:56,815 It's time for you to learn what your friend Kenny was after. 941 00:44:57,426 --> 00:45:00,696 When the pandemic started, you were only a kid. 942 00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:03,385 You don't remember the pain we all went through. 943 00:45:03,856 --> 00:45:05,205 Yeah, I do. 944 00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:08,013 We as Americans went through so much. 945 00:45:08,376 --> 00:45:12,166 First, that incompetent jack-hole was elected president. 946 00:45:12,564 --> 00:45:16,212 Then the pandemic came, and then the race wars. 947 00:45:16,312 --> 00:45:19,705 And then just when it seemed like we'd turned a corner, 948 00:45:20,383 --> 00:45:24,963 Space Jam 2 came out, and we all just kind of gave up. 949 00:45:25,466 --> 00:45:29,192 What we lost, Stan, was our Tegridy. 950 00:45:29,197 --> 00:45:31,049 But it was all by design. 951 00:45:31,218 --> 00:45:33,268 They needed us to lose it. 952 00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:34,441 Who did? 953 00:45:34,515 --> 00:45:37,051 Who would want us to lose our optimism 954 00:45:37,056 --> 00:45:39,392 and start fighting with each other? 955 00:45:39,397 --> 00:45:40,703 China. 956 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,666 - China? - China. 957 00:45:43,671 --> 00:45:45,806 They're the superpower now. 958 00:45:45,811 --> 00:45:48,944 The future is totally theirs and we let it happen. 959 00:45:49,044 --> 00:45:51,377 A man in China had sex with a pangolin 960 00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:54,346 and that started COVID. That man was me. 961 00:45:54,351 --> 00:45:55,785 So I knew how to go back 962 00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:57,586 and stop them from taking over... 963 00:45:57,591 --> 00:45:59,193 Wait, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 964 00:45:59,198 --> 00:46:00,989 You started COVID? 965 00:46:00,994 --> 00:46:02,991 Yes, but that's besides the point. 966 00:46:02,996 --> 00:46:05,423 China used me like they used us all. 967 00:46:05,428 --> 00:46:08,397 So I came up with a way to help everyone fight back. 968 00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:10,704 A special Tegridy weed. 969 00:46:11,328 --> 00:46:13,236 You had sex with a pangolin 970 00:46:13,241 --> 00:46:16,076 in China and started the whole pandemic?! 971 00:46:16,081 --> 00:46:18,231 Will you listen to what I'm saying?! 972 00:46:18,236 --> 00:46:21,210 Gal! I worked to create more Tegridy, 973 00:46:21,215 --> 00:46:23,984 but China did everything they could to stop me. 974 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:25,814 They even got to my son. 975 00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:28,722 Who burned all of Tegridy Farms to the ground. 976 00:46:29,297 --> 00:46:31,153 But what you didn't even know 977 00:46:31,158 --> 00:46:34,652 was that I had secretly created a new strain of weed. 978 00:46:34,657 --> 00:46:38,531 A weed so powerful, I couldn't even call it a special. 979 00:46:38,536 --> 00:46:40,863 It was more like an event. 980 00:46:40,868 --> 00:46:43,404 I hid it away all these years. 981 00:46:43,479 --> 00:46:47,461 And now it... is the key to saving us all. 982 00:46:57,657 --> 00:46:59,815 - Where the fuck is it? - What? 983 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:02,813 The Tegridy Weed Special Event! Where the fuck is it?! 984 00:47:02,818 --> 00:47:04,523 I don't know, Dad! 985 00:47:04,528 --> 00:47:06,864 They got it. They took it! 986 00:47:07,189 --> 00:47:09,024 There's even fresh footprints on the ground! 987 00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:10,531 Oh, Jesus! 988 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,571 So maybe it wasn't the Chinese. 989 00:47:12,766 --> 00:47:16,625 Yeah, no, it was definitely the Chinese. Oh, God. 990 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:20,536 That was it! That was the very last bit of Tegridy! 991 00:47:20,636 --> 00:47:23,472 The only other thing I had were some seeds that I hid 992 00:47:23,477 --> 00:47:27,315 up my ass, but they took them from me at the old folks home! 993 00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:29,478 Wait a minute. What did you say? 994 00:47:29,483 --> 00:47:32,486 I said they took them from me at the old folks home. 995 00:47:32,491 --> 00:47:33,782 No, before that. 996 00:47:33,787 --> 00:47:36,805 Oh. I said I hid 'em up my ass. 997 00:47:37,352 --> 00:47:41,273 Jesus. It's so simple. How did we not get it? 998 00:47:41,278 --> 00:47:43,314 Alexa, start the car! 999 00:47:44,465 --> 00:47:46,700 There's no point now, son! 1000 00:47:46,705 --> 00:47:48,297 It's all gone. 1001 00:47:48,577 --> 00:47:51,750 It's all lost. All lost. 1002 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,680 Randy. 1003 00:47:55,337 --> 00:47:57,984 Randy. 1004 00:47:58,570 --> 00:48:00,266 Ah...? 1005 00:48:08,809 --> 00:48:10,778 "Un-cle Kyle." 1006 00:48:12,412 --> 00:48:16,015 "Uncle Kyle." Say it, Hackelm. 1007 00:48:17,249 --> 00:48:21,430 - "Uncle Kyle." - Fuck you, Kyle. 1008 00:48:21,435 --> 00:48:24,703 No, no, no. "Uncle Kyle." 1009 00:48:25,148 --> 00:48:26,669 Fuck you, Kyle. 1010 00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:28,676 Oh, my gosh, no. 1011 00:48:28,776 --> 00:48:30,711 We're so sorry about this. 1012 00:48:30,716 --> 00:48:33,419 Hackelm, say "Uncle." 1013 00:48:33,614 --> 00:48:37,844 "Uncle. Uncle Kyle." 1014 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:41,052 Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 1015 00:48:41,129 --> 00:48:42,531 Hey, that was better. 1016 00:48:42,536 --> 00:48:44,587 It isn't gonna work. The hospital says 1017 00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:46,878 we don't have authorization to see Kenny's remains. 1018 00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:47,923 What?! 1019 00:48:47,928 --> 00:48:49,220 Sounds like someone doesn't want us 1020 00:48:49,224 --> 00:48:52,027 to see Kenny's remains. 'Cause we might find the truth. 1021 00:48:52,032 --> 00:48:54,057 There has to be a way for us to get in there. 1022 00:48:54,062 --> 00:48:56,682 - Ha ha. Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! - Hackelm. 1023 00:48:56,687 --> 00:48:58,923 What the hell are you guys doing here? 1024 00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,628 - Stan? - What are you doing here? 1025 00:49:01,633 --> 00:49:03,844 I've been trying to find out who killed Kenny. 1026 00:49:03,849 --> 00:49:06,352 I think I know where he stored the information. 1027 00:49:06,357 --> 00:49:07,594 It's in his asshole. 1028 00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:09,177 - Yes. - Well, it doesn't matter. 1029 00:49:09,182 --> 00:49:10,547 They won't let us into the morgue. 1030 00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:12,430 Yeah, that's because you guys don't think. 1031 00:49:12,435 --> 00:49:13,702 Excuse me? We need to examine 1032 00:49:13,707 --> 00:49:15,820 the remains of Dr. McCormick right away. 1033 00:49:15,825 --> 00:49:17,078 Like I told the others, 1034 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,320 only certified medical personnel are allowed to examine cadavers. 1035 00:49:20,589 --> 00:49:22,031 Stan Marsh, consultant 1036 00:49:22,036 --> 00:49:24,865 for Post-Modem Beveragetainment Online Services. 1037 00:49:25,976 --> 00:49:27,978 One moment, Doctor. 1038 00:49:28,463 --> 00:49:30,133 This is highly unorthodox. 1039 00:49:30,138 --> 00:49:32,635 We don't normally allow outsiders into the morgue. 1040 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,250 That's understandable, Doctor, but luckily I am orthodox. 1041 00:49:36,579 --> 00:49:38,874 I don't think this is suitable for children. 1042 00:49:38,879 --> 00:49:41,263 You guys go. You were the closest to him. 1043 00:49:41,275 --> 00:49:42,945 We'll stay back and watch the kids. 1044 00:49:45,347 --> 00:49:47,115 I'm sorry we can't supply any chin diapers. 1045 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,022 Just maintain social distance. 1046 00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:50,886 Middle cabinet, second from the bottom. 1047 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,369 Hello, old friend. 1048 00:50:11,077 --> 00:50:12,546 Ah, come on! 1049 00:50:15,581 --> 00:50:17,617 Well, let's get him... 1050 00:50:17,622 --> 00:50:18,989 turned over. 1051 00:50:23,715 --> 00:50:25,220 Somebody's got to look. 1052 00:50:25,225 --> 00:50:26,989 I'm not reaching up Kenny's ass. 1053 00:50:26,994 --> 00:50:28,523 Well, somebody has to. 1054 00:50:28,528 --> 00:50:30,093 - Cartman, go ahead. - No, I can't do it. 1055 00:50:30,097 --> 00:50:31,427 If anyone should reach up Kenny's ass, 1056 00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:32,508 it should be you, Kyle. 1057 00:50:32,513 --> 00:50:34,597 I thought you were his fucking "best friend." 1058 00:50:34,602 --> 00:50:37,471 I was his best friend, but I am also married, 1059 00:50:37,476 --> 00:50:39,867 so I can't be fingering people's buttholes. 1060 00:50:39,872 --> 00:50:42,437 God, you guys fucking suck. I'll just do it. 1061 00:50:42,442 --> 00:50:45,042 Just like I always had to fix fucking everything else! 1062 00:50:50,293 --> 00:50:52,375 You did not "fucking fix everything," 1063 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:55,211 you just started acting like everyone else was stupid. 1064 00:50:55,216 --> 00:50:58,052 Oh, really? Because they were acting stupid? 1065 00:50:58,057 --> 00:51:00,656 Yeah, because you got all self-righteous about everything. 1066 00:51:00,661 --> 00:51:02,996 - I got self-righteous? - Yeah, you got self-righteous. 1067 00:51:03,001 --> 00:51:04,937 Do you know what fucking sanctimonious means? 1068 00:51:04,942 --> 00:51:06,977 No, Kyle, why don't you fucking tell me 1069 00:51:06,982 --> 00:51:08,656 what fucking sanctimonious means. 1070 00:51:08,661 --> 00:51:10,332 See, this is exactly how you acted when 1071 00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:11,977 - the pandemic started to... - Wait! 1072 00:51:11,982 --> 00:51:12,982 Hold on. 1073 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,774 We've got it. 1074 00:51:19,574 --> 00:51:21,309 - Oh, my God. - What? 1075 00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:24,484 It's got shit on it. That's dead people shit. 1076 00:51:30,263 --> 00:51:31,865 What are you working on, Clyde? 1077 00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:34,056 I'm going through Kenny's journals again 1078 00:51:34,061 --> 00:51:35,529 to try to find some answers. 1079 00:51:35,724 --> 00:51:38,426 Seems like we just keep hitting dead ends, you know? 1080 00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:40,586 I'm just tired and I want to go home. 1081 00:51:40,591 --> 00:51:43,093 I know. I'm exhausted, too. 1082 00:51:45,638 --> 00:51:48,407 You want to maybe do a little bump? 1083 00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,773 Huh? 1084 00:51:49,778 --> 00:51:51,045 I was just... 1085 00:51:51,226 --> 00:51:53,672 I've got some coke and I thought we could... 1086 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,846 I don't know, do you want to party? 1087 00:51:56,846 --> 00:51:58,602 Fuck yes, I want to party. 1088 00:51:58,607 --> 00:52:00,440 - Really? - Fuck yes. 1089 00:52:00,445 --> 00:52:02,055 Oh, I'm so glad you're down. 1090 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:04,219 Nobody else is even cool enough for me to ask. 1091 00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:05,781 It's pretty good shit, too. 1092 00:52:06,054 --> 00:52:09,091 Oh, man. Thank God. 1093 00:52:09,096 --> 00:52:10,359 Thank God I brought this. Here ya go. 1094 00:52:10,363 --> 00:52:13,066 Fuck yes. Let's fucking party. 1095 00:52:14,178 --> 00:52:15,679 Wait a minute. 1096 00:52:16,498 --> 00:52:18,767 - What is this really? - What do you mean? 1097 00:52:18,772 --> 00:52:21,992 This isn't cocaine, it's the COVID vaccine, isn't it?! 1098 00:52:21,997 --> 00:52:24,391 I'm not putting that shit in my body! 1099 00:52:24,396 --> 00:52:26,374 Forget it, guys, it didn't work. 1100 00:52:27,384 --> 00:52:30,613 You guys were gonna trick me into taking the vaccine?! 1101 00:52:30,618 --> 00:52:32,910 Goddamn it, Clyde, we want to get out of here! 1102 00:52:32,915 --> 00:52:36,051 My body is a temple and I'm not taking that shit! 1103 00:52:36,056 --> 00:52:38,191 Let's just face it, guys, it's over. 1104 00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:40,432 We're never going to find what Kenny was after. 1105 00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:42,830 Whoever controls the world and killed our friend 1106 00:52:42,835 --> 00:52:44,297 is just gonna get away with it. 1107 00:52:44,302 --> 00:52:45,803 Not so fast! 1108 00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:51,665 We did it! We found Kenny's hidden information! 1109 00:52:51,670 --> 00:52:53,391 - You did? - And now we can finally 1110 00:52:53,396 --> 00:52:54,578 learn the truth! 1111 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:56,138 Whoever Kenny was after, 1112 00:52:56,143 --> 00:52:58,430 we are gonna take those fuckers down! 1113 00:53:01,892 --> 00:53:06,096 The date is November 3rd. It is 2:07 p.m. 1114 00:53:06,127 --> 00:53:08,570 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be 1115 00:53:08,575 --> 00:53:10,819 attempting to travel back in time. 1116 00:53:10,831 --> 00:53:14,688 In order to stop the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 1117 00:53:15,021 --> 00:53:16,659 He did it? 1118 00:53:16,664 --> 00:53:20,595 Dr. McCormick believes that going back is the only way 1119 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,393 to stop the people who have ruined the future. 1120 00:53:23,398 --> 00:53:25,901 In the event of Dr. McCormick's death, 1121 00:53:25,906 --> 00:53:27,708 he wants everyone to know the group 1122 00:53:27,713 --> 00:53:30,124 that is responsible for the way things are. 1123 00:53:30,129 --> 00:53:32,873 It is, "My three dickhead friends, 1124 00:53:32,878 --> 00:53:35,280 Stan, Kyle and Cartman." 1125 00:53:36,187 --> 00:53:37,307 What?! 1126 00:53:37,312 --> 00:53:38,858 Dr. McCormick says 1127 00:53:38,863 --> 00:53:41,216 that these three completely ruined everything 1128 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,490 when they let COVID break up their friendship 1129 00:53:43,495 --> 00:53:46,984 and became argumentative, combative, pessimistic assholes. 1130 00:53:49,192 --> 00:53:51,734 He says he hopes you guys are watching this. 1131 00:53:56,303 --> 00:53:58,605 He spent his whole life trying to fix your broship 1132 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,617 and then realized this was the only way, 1133 00:54:00,622 --> 00:54:01,989 'cause you guys suck. 1134 00:54:03,265 --> 00:54:04,864 The sequence is active! 1135 00:54:04,878 --> 00:54:06,819 The historic moment is here! 1136 00:54:06,824 --> 00:54:08,844 Godspeed, Dr. McCormick! 1137 00:54:10,082 --> 00:54:13,285 Wait! Dr. McCormick, you forgot your chin diaper! 1138 00:54:14,430 --> 00:54:16,518 Something's wrong! 1139 00:54:43,912 --> 00:54:46,912 All this time, the bad guys we were after, 1140 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:50,518 who Kenny said ruined the future, was you guys? 1141 00:54:51,084 --> 00:54:53,888 Wendy, I've been trying not to say anything but... 1142 00:54:53,893 --> 00:54:56,479 your friends are all kind of douchebags. 1143 00:55:00,318 --> 00:55:01,620 Kenny was right. 1144 00:55:02,097 --> 00:55:04,166 All this time, we've been trying to figure out 1145 00:55:04,171 --> 00:55:06,073 whose fault this all was. 1146 00:55:06,574 --> 00:55:08,409 It was our fault. 1147 00:55:08,665 --> 00:55:10,800 I remember when we were kids. 1148 00:55:10,805 --> 00:55:13,268 We were so optimistic. 1149 00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:17,147 We lost that. We lost our sense of fun. 1150 00:55:17,350 --> 00:55:19,167 Our sense of humor. 1151 00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,518 Maybe the pandemic was a big test. 1152 00:55:22,722 --> 00:55:24,690 And we all failed. 1153 00:55:25,354 --> 00:55:27,128 Let's face it, guys. 1154 00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:29,533 We killed Kenny. 1155 00:55:32,828 --> 00:55:34,724 Yeah. Kenny was right. 1156 00:55:34,729 --> 00:55:37,399 Back in the old days, we wouldn't give up like this. 1157 00:55:37,404 --> 00:55:39,206 We would have just set out to save our friend, 1158 00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,179 no matter how impossible it seemed. 1159 00:55:41,469 --> 00:55:43,181 What we would have done... 1160 00:55:43,186 --> 00:55:44,973 And what we should have done then... 1161 00:55:44,978 --> 00:55:46,875 Was double down on our respect 1162 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,644 and our love for one another and fight through it 1163 00:55:49,649 --> 00:55:51,666 instead of fighting with each other. 1164 00:55:51,999 --> 00:55:53,634 We can save Kenny. 1165 00:55:53,639 --> 00:55:55,550 We just have to finish his work. 1166 00:55:55,650 --> 00:55:58,153 How? We don't know anything about quantum physics 1167 00:55:58,158 --> 00:55:59,754 and time travel. 1168 00:55:59,759 --> 00:56:03,325 I don't know how. But we start by believing. 1169 00:56:03,330 --> 00:56:06,166 In each other and in what is yet to come. 1170 00:56:06,273 --> 00:56:09,709 We have to go back to being those kids we once were. 1171 00:56:09,803 --> 00:56:12,728 Even if it means calling Jesus or Santa. 1172 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:15,108 Come on, guys, we've got work to do! 1173 00:56:15,113 --> 00:56:17,549 Sounds good. I'll be right back. 1174 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,877 Moisha, Hackelm, kids, get your things. 1175 00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:22,883 We need to go now. 1176 00:56:22,888 --> 00:56:24,256 What's going on, Dad? 1177 00:56:24,261 --> 00:56:26,895 Your Uncle Kyle wants to go back and change things. 1178 00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:29,084 He's going to try and change the past. 1179 00:56:29,089 --> 00:56:31,591 But I like things the way they are. 1180 00:56:31,596 --> 00:56:34,466 Me too, Dad. Do you think he'll be able to do it? 1181 00:56:34,621 --> 00:56:36,089 No, kids. 1182 00:56:36,324 --> 00:56:37,838 Fuck Uncle Kyle. 1183 00:56:37,843 --> 00:56:38,877 Yay! 1184 00:56:38,882 --> 00:56:40,884 - Yay, Daddy! - Fuck Uncle Kyle! 1185 00:56:44,595 --> 00:56:46,830 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 1186 00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:50,445 People were supposed to get kinder in the future. 1187 00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:53,720 I'm so sorry what happened to both of you. 1188 00:56:54,143 --> 00:56:56,689 It wasn't your fault, Randy. 1189 00:56:56,694 --> 00:56:59,127 It was all Stan's fault. 1190 00:56:59,132 --> 00:57:03,009 Yes, it was all Stan's fault. 1191 00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:05,725 Thanks for saying that, you guys. 1192 00:57:05,730 --> 00:57:08,356 I'm sorry Stan sucks so hard sometimes. 1193 00:57:08,562 --> 00:57:10,575 Don't give up, Randy. 1194 00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:12,449 Humanity needs you. 1195 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,153 No! 1196 00:57:14,814 --> 00:57:16,523 I can't do it alone! 1197 00:57:16,528 --> 00:57:20,235 How can things possibly go back to the way they were? 1198 00:57:33,011 --> 00:57:34,612 It can't be. 1199 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,130 It's impossible. 1200 00:57:38,503 --> 00:57:42,774 It's the last little sprout of Tegridy. 1201 00:57:48,850 --> 00:57:51,019 I have to get you somewhere safe. 1202 00:57:51,024 --> 00:57:53,211 We have a lot of work to do. 1203 00:58:14,327 --> 00:58:18,465 We just had another call asking to speak with Victor Chouce. 1204 00:58:18,565 --> 00:58:21,401 You're quite a popular man, Victor. 1205 00:58:24,688 --> 00:58:27,358 I wonder what all the fuss is about. 1206 00:58:30,605 --> 00:58:33,422 Don't feel like talking, huh? 1207 00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,133 You will. 1208 00:58:39,526 --> 00:58:41,828 ? We are all, you and me ? 1209 00:58:41,928 --> 00:58:45,632 ? We are all living in the future ? 1210 00:58:45,732 --> 00:58:48,068 ? We can't get stuff 'cause boats are late ? 1211 00:58:48,168 --> 00:58:52,372 ? And nobody's working in the future ? 1212 00:58:54,341 --> 00:58:58,645 ? They don't sell tostadas anymore at Taco Bell ? 1213 00:58:58,838 --> 00:59:00,973 ? Welcome to the future ? 1214 00:59:01,815 --> 00:59:03,417 ? In the future ? 1215 00:59:04,724 --> 00:59:07,260 ? We are living in the future ? 1216 00:59:08,431 --> 00:59:09,979 ? It's the future ? 1217 00:59:11,183 --> 00:59:13,347 ? We're living in the future. ? 1218 00:59:13,371 --> 00:59:17,601 credits