1 00:00:01,783 --> 00:00:04,078 What would you do in a hurricane? 2 00:00:04,083 --> 00:00:07,095 I would do what I always do. Protect you. 3 00:00:09,733 --> 00:00:12,875 I need a bow and arrow. 4 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:15,838 _ 5 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:17,328 Six days until Christmas. 6 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,370 We'll fill it with a lot of Christmas activities. 7 00:00:19,375 --> 00:00:20,621 - Gingerbread house. - We're doing that! 8 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:22,120 Christmas movie marathon. 9 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,495 It's gonna be the best Barton Christmas ever. 10 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,370 There have been a few changes while you were away this semester. 11 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,870 - Ta-da! - Jack? 12 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:32,245 Those secretive little lovebirds. 13 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:33,870 Seems like he won the jackpot. 14 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:35,411 I'm not so sure. 15 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:38,745 - Is that guy threatening you? - I... Honestly, I have no idea. 16 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,736 Up next, we have an artifact recovered 17 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,161 from the wreckage of the Avengers Compound. 18 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:46,036 The Ronin decimated the criminal underworld of the city. 19 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:49,870 And his identity continues to remain a mystery to this very day. 20 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:53,245 Up next, we have a companion piece, the Ronin Suit. 21 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,745 We've got 90 seconds to find the watch. 22 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:58,353 Everything else is secondary. 23 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,370 Young people think they're invincible, 24 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:02,111 and rich people think they're invincible. 25 00:01:02,116 --> 00:01:03,611 And you have always been both. 26 00:01:03,616 --> 00:01:06,195 You're not. You will get hurt. Don't go out looking for it. 27 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,411 - He's here. - He's here. Get him! 28 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,787 - Kazi! - We gotta go! 29 00:01:09,791 --> 00:01:11,291 Let's go, bro! 30 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,453 Monogrammed butterscotch? 31 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:16,700 Oh, God. 32 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:21,386 Authorities believe the assailant could be the Ronin, 33 00:01:21,391 --> 00:01:23,166 the mysterious figure who terrorized 34 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,828 organized crime in New York and elsewhere. 35 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:29,833 This is the first potential sighting of the Ronin in years. 36 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:41,588 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 37 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,041 Ah, come on. 38 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:23,666 Come on! 39 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,833 You're... You're Hawkeye! 40 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:28,245 Who the hell are you? 41 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:31,625 I'm Kate Bishop. 42 00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:33,708 You're a kid. 43 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,416 My God. 44 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,916 How did you get this suit? 45 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,120 I... 46 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:50,870 Lookit. We gotta get you out of here. Okay? 47 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:53,495 It's not safe for you to be in this. Do you live near here? 48 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,120 - Yeah. I live just... - Okay. 49 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:57,161 - Yeah. Okay. - Here, take this. Are you okay? 50 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,370 I'm really fine. I... 51 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:00,161 - Come on. Let's go. - I saw a dead body. 52 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,496 - This way. - Back there. It was a first. 53 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,508 We'll talk about it when you get there. 54 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,420 Where'd you learn to fight? 55 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:13,161 I, uh, started taking martial arts when I was five. 56 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:15,541 Wow. So, like, a year ago? 57 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:19,745 Are... Are you assessing threats? Is that what you're doing? 58 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,250 Something like that. 59 00:03:21,841 --> 00:03:23,020 That's how you operate? 60 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:24,251 You're just constantly looking for things 61 00:03:24,255 --> 00:03:26,055 that are suspicious or weird? 62 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:27,833 Uh-huh. 63 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:33,286 Look, just so you know, I'm not some total noob, right? Um... 64 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:36,453 I was a little overwhelmed, but I held my own with those douchebags. 65 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:37,520 We're right here. 66 00:03:37,525 --> 00:03:40,416 Um, some people have called me the world's greatest archer. 67 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,975 Yeah? Are you one of those people? 68 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:46,786 Well, one of them is. Yes. 69 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,870 That's wonderful. Yeah. 70 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,000 - Open the door. - Yes. 71 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,786 Some guard dog you got there. 72 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,833 Oh, he's, uh, not my dog. 73 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,078 Nice place for a kid. 74 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,908 - Yeah, I inherited it. - What are you, 18? 75 00:04:19,775 --> 00:04:20,953 I'm 22. 76 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:22,416 Yeah, same thing. 77 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:26,833 So, wanna get that vest off, so I can get going? 78 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:28,625 Yeah. 79 00:04:30,216 --> 00:04:31,675 Yeah, I'll... I'll be right there. 80 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:36,036 Totally cool. Just stay cool. 81 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:39,250 The Hawkeye in my place. 82 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:45,041 Where'd you get the suit? 83 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:46,958 Black market auction. 84 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,828 And you bought it. 85 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,703 No. Not exactly. 86 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:53,708 Uh-huh. 87 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,000 So, what all did you do in this suit? 88 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:00,746 I beat some guys up. 89 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:04,151 Saved the dog. Some light B and E. 90 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:06,208 Jesus. 91 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:11,495 A 22-year-old vigilante. Shouldn't you be in school? 92 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:15,250 Funny you should ask. 93 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:21,620 So, uh, now that I've answered all your questions, 94 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:24,308 I have so many for you. Uh, starting with... 95 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,508 Can you sign this? 96 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,003 I'm not done yet. 97 00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:31,883 But when you are, can you sign my bow? 98 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,578 You're kind of my favorite Avenger. 99 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,036 Are you okay? By the way? 100 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:39,250 I'm good. Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine. You should see the other guys. 101 00:05:39,791 --> 00:05:41,661 I did. Tracksuit Mafia. 102 00:05:41,666 --> 00:05:42,791 That's their name? 103 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:46,458 That's a little on the nose. 104 00:05:48,225 --> 00:05:50,958 Do you think they are the ones that killed my mom's fiancé's uncle? 105 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,203 Your mom's fiancé's uncle? 106 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:54,911 Armand III. 107 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:56,208 - Ah. - Of at least seven. 108 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,536 - I... I do not know. - Hmm. 109 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:03,566 But what I need to know is if anybody saw your face? 110 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:07,500 No. Kept the mask on like a pro. 111 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:11,495 Okay, 'cause the person that wore this suit 112 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,870 made a whole lot of enemies. 113 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:15,375 All right? And the Tracksuits are just one of them. 114 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:17,370 That doesn't sound good. 115 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,786 You told nobody about this suit? 116 00:06:19,791 --> 00:06:20,870 No. 117 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,328 There's no way you're connected to this suit? 118 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,787 - That's right. - I need you to be sure. 119 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:25,911 - I am. - Certain? 120 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:26,936 Yes. 121 00:06:26,941 --> 00:06:28,376 The Tracksuits must've followed you 122 00:06:28,381 --> 00:06:30,281 from the auction to where I found you. 123 00:06:30,286 --> 00:06:31,995 Did you stop anywhere before that? 124 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:34,166 I just dropped off the dog. 125 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,583 Hey, Kate Bishop! 126 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:41,625 And my name's on the buzzer. 127 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:44,375 Oh, no. Get down. 128 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,500 Hey! 129 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:51,411 We got little surprise for you, bro! 130 00:06:51,416 --> 00:06:52,828 Show yourself! 131 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,033 Come on! Throw it! 132 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,078 - Ah! - Yeah. 133 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,583 Put him out! 134 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,078 What are you doing? 135 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:08,600 Put him out, he's on fire! 136 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:11,733 - Told ya. - Yeah. 137 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:17,708 I gotta get that suit. 138 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,203 Come on! 139 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:33,453 That's all you've got? Come on. Throw another one. 140 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,958 - My tracksuit... - Hey, shut up! 141 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,703 - You have a fire escape? - My home! All my stuff! 142 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,083 Just grab the dog and go. 143 00:07:44,025 --> 00:07:45,436 Wait. What about the suit? 144 00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:47,450 Leave it. We'll come back for it. 145 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,370 ... tryin' to do, kill us all? 146 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,536 You're burning down the whole freaking neighborhood. 147 00:07:57,541 --> 00:07:58,745 - What? - It's a little... 148 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,753 - I can't hear you. - It's a lot. Everything. 149 00:08:00,758 --> 00:08:01,836 You were on fire. 150 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:03,162 - I'm okay. - You were on fire. 151 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,583 - Like a little shish kebab. - No. 152 00:08:05,316 --> 00:08:07,436 So where are we going? 153 00:08:07,441 --> 00:08:10,316 Getting further away from those people trying to kill you. 154 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,941 Right. And after that? 155 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,578 We'll need some supplies. 156 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:18,745 Hell yeah. Avenger supplies? 157 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:24,061 Not gonna lie to you. This is a bit of a letdown. 158 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:25,461 Sorry to disappoint you. 159 00:08:25,466 --> 00:08:29,175 Wanna grab some of that rubbing alcohol over there? Lower shelf. 160 00:08:34,883 --> 00:08:36,591 So what's the plan now? 161 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,245 Let me guess. We're going to your safe house? 162 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,745 Is it in Avengers Tower? 163 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:45,083 No. Tony sold that. A few years ago. 164 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,828 That is so sad on so many levels. 165 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,833 Come on. 166 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,704 - Can I get a couple of those two? - Yeah. 167 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,162 - These two right here? - Yeah. 168 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:58,366 - You want the blue or the red? - Uh, red. 169 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:01,291 All right. What is it? What do you want with me? 170 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,703 Look, I gotta find a place to stash you. Safe. 171 00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:07,370 So I can recover the suit and clean your mess. 172 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:09,883 Stash me? I'm not a bag of money. 173 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,953 No, you're not. A bag of money'd be useful to me. 174 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,036 Next. 175 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,708 Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas. 176 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:19,078 I actually do know a place about 10 blocks away. 177 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,245 Would a bag of money know a place? 178 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,375 Hmm... 179 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,203 Okay. 180 00:09:38,899 --> 00:09:40,620 Y'ello. 181 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:43,378 Yes, hey, uh... Hi. Yeah, we're... Uh, I got pizza. 182 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,828 - I got pi... Uh-huh. - Huh? What? 183 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,828 - Hello? - Mm. Yep. That's... 184 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:03,666 Okay. 185 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:08,078 Okay, not exactly a fortress, but it'll do, right? 186 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:11,161 It's my aunt's place. She's in Florida for the winter. 187 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,166 Hold that for me. 188 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:18,125 Right. 189 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,620 - Is there cats in here? - Mm. 190 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,000 Just cat hair. 191 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,166 Okay. 192 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:37,210 Here. I need you to clean your wounds. 193 00:10:37,215 --> 00:10:40,245 Use this. Use soap, this and disinfect it. 194 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:43,120 All right. I'm going back to your apartment to get that suit. 195 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,786 And then I'm going back to my kids. 196 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,911 Oh, yes, Clint, you may enter my apartment. 197 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:47,995 Don't you need my keys? 198 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,458 Nope. I'm good. Stay here. Lock this door. 199 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,329 Yeah, Captain wants to keep everybody back. 200 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,500 All right, sounds good. 201 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,125 ... closing up the shop. They headed down... 202 00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,833 Go ahead and break up that wall, all right? 203 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,750 Hey, whoa, whoa! Look over here. 204 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,125 You got another circuit interrupter? 205 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,000 Coming down. 206 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,166 It's clear up there. 207 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,620 Where is it? 208 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,961 I was so scared. What happened to you? 209 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:57,200 Nothing. I went out the back. 210 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,161 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,528 That was crazy. 212 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:05,245 An explosion? Some kind of black market auction? 213 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,450 - I gotta go. Love you. - I love you, too. 214 00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:10,250 Since when did everybody start saying, "I love you", 215 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:11,745 to everybody all the time? 216 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,828 That was my mom. 217 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,078 Since when did your heart shrink three sizes? 218 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,958 When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas. 219 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,453 What? 220 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,911 - Multitasking. - Hmm. 221 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:35,203 Reducing swelling. 222 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,828 Thawing out Pizza Dog's breakfast. 223 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,370 Is that the, uh, dog's name? 224 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,328 He doesn't have a name. 225 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,800 It's more of a title of nobility. 226 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,750 Like Earl of Sandwich. 227 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,208 How's your wound? 228 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,870 Uh, all right. It still hurts a little bit. 229 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,041 Oh, shit. 230 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,333 - What? - Did you clean it? 231 00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:03,245 - Yeah. - You did it all wrong. 232 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,536 Let me fix it. Okay? 233 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:08,411 - You're taking it off? - Yeah. It's on wrong. 234 00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,828 And I'm just gonna rip it off like a Band-Aid. Okay? 235 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,666 Ready. One. Oh. Oh. 236 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,083 All right. Just gonna clean it up. 237 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,911 You don't want this infected, it'll ruin your week. 238 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,911 - Ooh. That's actually not so bad. - Okay. 239 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:24,845 It's a deep scratch. Want these perpendicular to it, 240 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,161 you wanna close it. This is helping it cinch. 241 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:31,166 So it can mend to each other faster and ***. 242 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,416 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - All good? 243 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,208 So, how's my place? 244 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,375 Crispy. 245 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:40,786 Did you get the suit? 246 00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:41,791 No. 247 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,995 But you have a lead. 248 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,666 What makes you say that? 249 00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:49,333 What is this? 250 00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:52,375 Oh, I started to describe, um, 251 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,333 what I could remember of the Tracksuits' faces. 252 00:14:55,339 --> 00:14:58,245 - _ - I guess you're not an art major. 253 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,250 Okay. 254 00:15:00,423 --> 00:15:02,873 Um, I would offer to buy you a hotel, 255 00:15:02,878 --> 00:15:05,453 uh, 'cause from certain angles, 256 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,495 I know this all looks like my fault. 257 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,870 Um, but my mom cancelled my credit cards 258 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,155 due to the whole clock tower. 259 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,703 That's not necessary. 260 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,786 I'm just gonna be another minute, kid. 261 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,791 Okay. Thank you for... 262 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,250 I'll, um, see you tomorrow, I guess. 263 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,536 Oh, man. 264 00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:43,245 People always like, "Grills, when you gettin' a new costume? 265 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,120 Your costume looks pretty bad". 266 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,245 How about now? You see me? 267 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,661 When you see me sneakin' and creepin', it's too late. 268 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,883 You're already dead. Ninja style. 269 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,083 Oh, shit. 270 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:03,751 _ 271 00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:05,296 _ 272 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,083 I'll be back in the morning, buddy. 273 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,458 You're a good dog. 274 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,578 Have a great holiday! 275 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:25,875 Okay. 276 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,750 Cooper, off your phone. 277 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:30,791 Okay, guys. 278 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,370 Thank you. This is a car to the airport. 279 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,828 Once you get to the airport, Cooper's in charge. 280 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,411 No donuts, buddy. 281 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:40,286 What? Why's he in charge? He's an idiot. 282 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,995 I maybe an idiot. But I got seniority. 283 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,078 When you guys land, your mom is gonna be waiting for you there, okay? 284 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,578 Is this about the ninja? 285 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,953 No, it's not about the ninja. 286 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:51,036 Most importantly, remember these words, "Don't lose Nate". Okay? 287 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,203 Where is Nate? 288 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,453 Where is Nate? 289 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,995 Guys, get in the car, please. 290 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,953 Nate, come on, buddy. 291 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,786 Okay. Come on. 292 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,500 Come on, buddy. What did you eat? 293 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,958 You ready? 294 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,000 Okay, buddy. 295 00:17:09,341 --> 00:17:11,878 I love you, Dad. 296 00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:14,175 I love you more. 297 00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:19,036 Now get inside, buddy. Come on, Lila, let's go. 298 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,245 Huh? What's with this face? 299 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,620 You have a cut on your forehead, Dad. 300 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,828 What's going on? Should we be worried? 301 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:27,333 No, no. It's nothing. Daddy's got this. 302 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,667 It's no big deal. Okay? Come on. 303 00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,453 I really thought you were gonna be home for Christmas. 304 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:39,036 Hey, look at me. I'll be home for Christmas. 305 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,708 - Promise me. Promise? - Yeah, okay. 306 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,095 I said Coop's in charge, 307 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,978 he's not. You're in charge. 308 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,495 You always have been. Look after these boys. 309 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,995 Merry Christmas. See you soon. 310 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,416 - Keep your word, okay? - I will. I promise. 311 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,828 - You guys be safe, okay? - Okay. 312 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,495 Call me when you get home? I love you. 313 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,745 Bye, Dad. 314 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,745 Bye, Dad. Don't worry. I got this. 315 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,583 - Cooper, you do not got this. - Love you! 316 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,953 A major NYPD investigation is underway. 317 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,123 New York socialite Armand Ducane 318 00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:15,320 was found dead in his home last night. 319 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:18,036 Witnesses saw a mysterious figure leaving the scene. 320 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,458 But that's... 321 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,078 - Yeah. - The description matches 322 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,036 the masked assailant from last night's auction robbery. 323 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,161 These two events have officials wondering 324 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,786 if indeed, the Ronin has returned to New York City, 325 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:33,453 if he may be responsible for Armand Ducane's death, 326 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,411 and what he may do next. 327 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:39,466 Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, they think I... They think I'm that... 328 00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:40,721 vigilante? 329 00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:41,916 It's been less than 24 hours, 330 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,351 you've been on the news twice. Impressive. 331 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,416 Told you that suit was bad news. 332 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,786 Clint, I gotta go. 333 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:53,453 Uh, no, no, no. That is, uh, the last thing you need to do, actually. 334 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,088 Let's not forget the Tracksuit guys 335 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,143 trying to kill you twice yesterday. 336 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:03,541 I'm going to find this suit, and until I do, you're gonna stay put. 337 00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:05,603 It's not safe, obviously. 338 00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:07,958 Not showing up at work is not safe. 339 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,845 My mom is already high strung. 340 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,683 Surprised she hasn't called me already. 341 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:14,578 Just stay put, please. 342 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:19,161 Look, if I stay put, she's just gonna come and find me, anyway. 343 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,916 She owns a security company. 344 00:19:20,921 --> 00:19:23,201 It's literally the safest place I can go. 345 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:26,123 Yeah, no. You're just not gonna listen to me, are you? 346 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,666 I want to, but no. 347 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,495 Go get changed. 348 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,953 You look silly. 349 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,958 All right, I'll go see what else she has. 350 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,120 I'm gonna be late, thanks to you. 351 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,125 You're gonna be alive 'cause of me. 352 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,495 Hey, man, here you go. 353 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,078 - All right. - Oh. 354 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,370 Being a gentleman, walking on the outside. Nice. 355 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,953 No, no, it's just so I can hear you. 356 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,120 And to be clear, not 'cause I want to, 357 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,828 - just 'cause I need to. - Oh. 358 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:57,953 What happened? 359 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,736 Uh, too hard to tell. 360 00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:07,453 Mommy, Mommy, a superhero. 361 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,791 Wow, Stevie, you wanna say hi? 362 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,411 Come on, kid! 363 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:14,583 Puny tourist. 364 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,911 - Hey, look, that one's you. - No. 365 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,250 That's Katniss Everdeen. Let's go. 366 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,536 Your problem is branding. 367 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:22,708 No, my problem is you. 368 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,770 And this ninja suit, 369 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:27,061 and the people that are trying to kill you 'cause of it. 370 00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:29,561 The whole thing's a problem that I'm going to solve today, 371 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:30,995 so I can go home to my family. 372 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,545 No, it's branding. 373 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,315 Your whole thing is that you're low-key. 374 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,530 It's a very hard brand to sell. 375 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,953 Well, I'm not really trying to sell anything. 376 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,661 It should technically make you cooler, 377 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,911 but with the scary stuff that's happened since the Avengers appeared, 378 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:47,120 people don't want that cynical, cool thing anymore. 379 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,703 They want sincerity. 380 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,328 - That right? - Not self-seriousness, 381 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,453 but a heart-on-your-sleeve sincerity. 382 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,995 I see. 383 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,953 You are very contained. Keep your cards close to your vest, 384 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:59,373 which you wear over a suit of armor and, 385 00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:01,786 like, 16 other layers of self-protection. 386 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,995 All of which, under, finally, is your heart. 387 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,328 So, not exactly on your sleeve. 388 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,536 Again, not really trying to sell anything. 389 00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,578 But you do, anyway. 390 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:17,078 Yeah, okay, Kate. Um, what am I selling, then, huh? 391 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,620 It's certainly not Halloween costumes or toys off the shelf. 392 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,300 Inspiration, Clint. 393 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:29,245 The office is here. Shall we meet at the safehouse after work? 394 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,541 Uh... 395 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,161 Uh, if all goes as planned today, 396 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,500 this is probably gonna be the last time we see each other. 397 00:21:38,116 --> 00:21:40,445 The only thing you've taught me is how to lose a tail 398 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:41,978 and I almost already knew that. 399 00:21:41,983 --> 00:21:44,561 Right, maybe I taught you how to bandage a wound. 400 00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:46,561 - How's that? - But what about trick arrows? 401 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,870 There are no trick arrows, Kate. 402 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,875 Here, put your phone number in here. For emergencies only. 403 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,791 Just go inside. Stay safe. 404 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,536 - Just lettin' it ring, so I have... - Gotcha. 405 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,083 ... your number. 406 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,166 Emergencies only, or I'll block and delete you. 407 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,041 Um, this is goodbye. 408 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,786 - Okay. - Great. Merry Christmas. 409 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:10,870 - All right. - Okay? 410 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,453 Cool. Call you later. 411 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,750 No, please don't. 412 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,953 I got your number. 413 00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:24,245 That'll work. We can put it in her calendar for now and... 414 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:26,250 Hey. Back in a sec, D. 415 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,286 - Oh. Hi, Kate. Nope. Oh. - Good mornin'. 416 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:34,036 I'm sorry. I know. Before you say it... 417 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,300 Katy. 418 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,375 Good morning. 419 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,833 Kate. 420 00:22:40,216 --> 00:22:44,475 Sorry for your loss. I, um, saw it on the news. 421 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,825 Thank you, Kate. That's very sweet of you. 422 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:52,453 He was very dear to me. 423 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,370 Must've come as quite a shock. 424 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,708 It did. 425 00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,000 It did, indeed. 426 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,666 You two were probably really close. 427 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,808 Well, we had a special relationship. 428 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,536 What about the inheritance? 429 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:12,411 Kate, what are you wearing? 430 00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:13,958 Oh, this, it's, um... 431 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,203 A friend's. Just borrowing it. 432 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:20,145 What's this I hear about a fire in your apartment last night? 433 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,561 I can explain. Can we talk? 434 00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:23,953 Without the interloper? 435 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,953 - Please. - No, no, it makes perfect sense 436 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,870 that she would be hostile. 437 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,745 She likely feels displaced by me, 438 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:32,783 and she's testing our new dynamic. 439 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:38,333 She both desires my approval, yet wants to set firm boundaries. 440 00:23:39,008 --> 00:23:41,703 She feels threatened by me, and you know what? 441 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,083 I can understand why. 442 00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:49,411 I bought a book. About being a stepdad. 443 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,916 Money well spent, Jack. 444 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,870 Kate, 445 00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:59,120 Jack's cooking dinner tonight. Why don't you join us? 446 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,125 Fine. 447 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:02,875 On one condition. 448 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,166 What's that? 449 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:09,250 I come up with the conversation topics. 450 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:38,958 _ 451 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,398 - A quill please, sir? - Here you go. 452 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,250 - Hi. - Hey. 453 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:50,866 Ah, there you are. 454 00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:55,203 Uh, Hey. There's no looky-loos. 455 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:57,961 Uh, I'm not trying to cause any trouble here. 456 00:24:57,966 --> 00:25:01,378 I just wanna talk to that ninja, right there? 457 00:25:01,383 --> 00:25:02,870 Stole that suit. 458 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,916 So, I'd like to talk to him. 459 00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:06,833 Ah. 460 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,375 So, you can take that up with him when the LARP is over. 461 00:25:11,983 --> 00:25:15,578 The Live Action Role Play. This, you know... This whole thing. 462 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,286 - Wait, when is it over? - Midnight. 463 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:20,954 Yeah, that's not gonna work. It's just gonna take a couple minutes... 464 00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:22,536 Uh... Hey. 465 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:24,303 Look, I know who you are, 466 00:25:24,308 --> 00:25:28,333 but most of those folks out there are firefighters and cops. 467 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:32,333 And if you break the rules, it's gonna get real messy. 468 00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:40,500 What are the rules? 469 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,495 - Name? - Uh, yeah, no, thank you. 470 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,870 Email? 471 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,416 That's classified. 472 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,953 - Title? Organization? - All right, yeah. 473 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:55,841 Let me just sign it, and, uh, we'll get this show on the road. 474 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,041 So, your scroll details your character's mission. 475 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:06,203 - Right. - Beginners only get one free hit. 476 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:08,328 If you get hit in the torso, it's fatal. 477 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:11,536 Oh. 478 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:14,120 - So violent. - Just watch what other people are doing. 479 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:15,786 And have fun. 480 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,791 What do you do with this? 481 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:20,166 That's what you live by. 482 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,283 - Okay. Thank you. - Wait, wait, wait, your armaments. 483 00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:31,675 Helmet. 484 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,125 I mean, do I have to? 485 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,750 Goodness! 486 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:46,661 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a Viking. I'm really a Viking. 487 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,916 I don't care. 488 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,245 Wait a minute. Aren't you Hawkeye? 489 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,661 I'm not trying to cause a scene here, all right? 490 00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:56,661 Out of respect 491 00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:59,370 to whatever the hell this is, but I'm plumb out of patience. 492 00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:01,036 So, you got two choices, you understand? 493 00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:04,245 I could take this pretend-sword 494 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:07,203 and you pretend to die and I take that suit, 495 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,875 or I'm gonna real punch you 496 00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:12,500 and you're gonna real fall down and I'm gonna take that suit. 497 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,125 Just let me kill you. 498 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,208 And I'll give you the suit. 499 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:22,378 - No. - Come on, man. 500 00:28:22,383 --> 00:28:24,253 You're a superhero in real life. 501 00:28:24,258 --> 00:28:27,083 This is as close as I'm ever gonna get to being one. 502 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,458 Just work with me. Let me kill you. 503 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:36,041 And I fought Thanos. 504 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:39,036 - Okay. - All right, cool. 505 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,578 - Just make it quick. - Yeah. 506 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:45,666 What? No, you gotta make it look real. We gotta have trial by combat. 507 00:28:48,183 --> 00:28:50,121 _ 508 00:28:50,131 --> 00:28:53,919 _ 509 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:57,414 _ 510 00:28:57,425 --> 00:28:58,425 _ 511 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:02,620 Okay, so, I was kinda mean, but I think it worked. 512 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:03,916 Kate Bishop? 513 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,203 Uh, depends who's asking. 514 00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:11,708 This is Detective Caudle of the New York Police Department asking. 515 00:29:13,258 --> 00:29:15,711 Then it depends what you're asking. 516 00:29:15,716 --> 00:29:17,966 I'm asking if this is Kate Bishop. 517 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,491 Yeah, it is. 518 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:24,661 Ms. Bishop, can you come down to the station for a quick chat? 519 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:27,328 Uh, I'm... I'm sort of unclear what the rules are here. 520 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,411 Am I, um, able to ask what this is regarding? 521 00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:33,625 Are you aware there was a fire in your apartment last night? 522 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,603 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 523 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,311 Totally, totally. 524 00:29:38,316 --> 00:29:40,911 You don't seem too upset about it. 525 00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:45,541 Well, I wasn't home, so, thankfully, uh, I'm... I'm fine. 526 00:29:46,666 --> 00:29:48,833 Mind telling me where you were last night? 527 00:29:50,275 --> 00:29:51,645 Yeah. I, um... 528 00:29:51,650 --> 00:29:53,500 Mm-hmm. Uh... 529 00:29:54,358 --> 00:29:56,411 I'm actually at work right now. 530 00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:58,620 How about tomorrow morning before work? 531 00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,370 That'd be great. See... See you tomorrow. 532 00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:10,411 Welcome! 533 00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,995 Now, you must drink 534 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,161 the ritualistic potion. 535 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,328 - It is a bottle. - Right, I'm good, thank you. 536 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,911 Can we just please... Let's get on with this. 537 00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:22,000 Uh-oh. You're not gonna reap the benefits. 538 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:26,995 - He didn't drink the potion? - What is he thinking? 539 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,250 Winner takes the suit. 540 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,370 Proceed! 541 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,703 Come on. 542 00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:38,041 Cling. 543 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:42,661 Cling. Cling. Cling. 544 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:46,578 Cling. 545 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:47,786 What you doin'? 546 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:49,745 I'm trying to sell it. You gotta make it real. 547 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:51,328 - They gotta believe it. - Just kill me. 548 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:03,253 You ready? 549 00:31:03,258 --> 00:31:05,078 I'm begging you. Kill me. 550 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,703 Finish him! 551 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:14,208 Yes! Yes! Yes! 552 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,036 Winner! 553 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,245 For Mount Deepdale! 554 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:20,454 - Huzzah! - Yes! 555 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,161 - Yes! - And now, 556 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:24,661 we burn the corpse! 557 00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,286 Burn the corpse! 558 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,461 - Oh. - Noble Mayor of Westland. Thank you. 559 00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:38,366 I shall be regaling my countrymen 560 00:31:38,371 --> 00:31:40,991 with this tale for many years to come. 561 00:31:40,996 --> 00:31:42,662 You can call me Clint. 562 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,161 I... I can call you Clint? 563 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,495 Yeah. 564 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,495 - You could take this to the front desk. - Yeah. 565 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,361 - Can't have that on my credit card. - Nah, they will charge you. 566 00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:53,450 Yeah. 567 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:57,620 No, but, seriously, thank you. I owe you one. 568 00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:00,536 This has been, like, the best day of my life. 569 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:02,661 I can't say the same. 570 00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:06,375 I mean, come on. You did have fun, right? 571 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:09,083 I'm glad I did it. 572 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,161 Merry Christmas. 573 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:14,411 You, too, Clint. 574 00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:17,536 - Take care. - Oh! I'm... I'm... I'm Grills. 575 00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:19,291 Nice to meet you, Grills. 576 00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:22,870 - Where's the frosting? - Don't mess up my house. 577 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,036 Hi, hon. 578 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,661 I'm not gonna make my flight. 579 00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:29,828 - _ - That's all right. That's what, uh, flight insurance is for. 580 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,370 There's never enough frosting. 581 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:32,578 How bad is it? 582 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,250 One more day, I think. 583 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:37,250 How's the problematic wardrobe? 584 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,083 Yeah, safe. 585 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,495 I need to hang on it for insurance. 586 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,411 At least, until I 587 00:32:44,416 --> 00:32:46,995 clear things up with the old Tracksuit friends. 588 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,008 Jesus, not those idiots. 589 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,453 Yeah, those idiots. 590 00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:53,703 I'm not sure how high it goes up, 591 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,791 so I just gotta stick around a little bit longer. 592 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,161 I promised... 593 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:01,958 I promised Lila I'd be there for Christmas. 594 00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:07,458 Well, then you have five days to keep that promise. 595 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,083 Yeah. 596 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,870 I'm missing out on, uh, gingerbread house construction. 597 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:19,541 Nah, it's okay. You'd have slowed us down. What's the play? 598 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,245 - A little catch release. - Nice. 599 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,833 One of Nat's old moves. 600 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,833 - Be careful. - Yeah. 601 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:36,208 Send me pictures. I wanna see the disaster. 602 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:38,578 Time to get myself caught. 603 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,595 You guys, come on. We gotta finish! 604 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,245 That was delicious, Jack. Thank you. 605 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,916 - I'm so glad you liked it. - Mmm. 606 00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:50,833 The secret to a good risotto is to 607 00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:52,453 agitate it. 608 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,708 Just enough. 609 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:57,625 And then it's just down to patience and attention. 610 00:33:58,541 --> 00:33:59,541 Wow. 611 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:04,083 You cook, you're attentive, you're wealthy. 612 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,161 You're almost too good to be true. 613 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,125 I assure you, I am not. 614 00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:15,416 Hmm. 615 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:19,916 So, it seems you're quite the sword aficionado, Jack. Do you fence? 616 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:22,916 I dabble. 617 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:27,370 Would you say you're more an épée, foil, or sabre man? 618 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,786 Oh. 619 00:34:28,791 --> 00:34:30,828 You know your stuff, little lady. 620 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,291 I was a two-time state champion. 621 00:34:34,675 --> 00:34:36,461 Good with all the outdated weapons. 622 00:34:36,466 --> 00:34:39,628 Made me aware of when someone is trying to stab you in the back. 623 00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:43,045 Okay, I think you've both proven that you know what swords are. 624 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,895 - Can we move on now? - Oh, but, dear, 625 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:50,041 I think a common interest is very fertile ground for bonding. 626 00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,208 That's exactly what I was thinking. 627 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:58,083 - Bonding. - Mm. 628 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:02,370 - Let's break out these bad boys. - Please, let's not, okay? 629 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:04,083 We've had enough drama this week. 630 00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:06,370 Yeah. 631 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,370 You know, perhaps... perhaps your mother is right. 632 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:12,250 Oh, come on, why not? You've got some spare fencing gear. 633 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,870 - I'm convinced. - All she said was, "Why not?" 634 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:20,245 That's not a convincing argument. That's not an argument at all. 635 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,291 And yet... 636 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,375 I'm gonna go get my stuff. 637 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:31,583 What? 638 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:33,791 This'll be fun. 639 00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:47,003 Honey, be careful. 640 00:35:47,008 --> 00:35:49,258 When am I not careful? 641 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:52,250 I was talking to Jack. 642 00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:11,833 Wow. You are good. 643 00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:14,203 Don't let me win, Jack. 644 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:17,041 I wouldn't. Go again? 645 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:30,333 Oh! Caught me again. Wow, you are good. 646 00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:34,328 Kate, I prefer a fiancé with four limbs, please. 647 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,903 Stop letting me win. 648 00:36:35,908 --> 00:36:38,666 I... I'm not. Honest. I mean, 649 00:36:39,541 --> 00:36:42,583 two-time state champ, right? 650 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:55,583 Oh! 651 00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:57,583 What are you hiding, Jack? 652 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:02,250 Nothing. I'm an open book. 653 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:03,958 Right, darling? 654 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,041 Kate! 655 00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:10,295 What is wrong with you? 656 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,420 He's lying. 657 00:37:11,425 --> 00:37:15,120 To be fair, I did downplay my skill 658 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:17,703 and repeatedly lie about it. 659 00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:18,996 She tried to stab you in the face. 660 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,411 No, I knew he would parry. What I was trying to do was 661 00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:23,833 prove that he is lying, which I successfully did. 662 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,458 I'm gonna go change. 663 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:34,625 I cannot believe you. 664 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,416 Jack is hiding something, Mom. 665 00:37:39,855 --> 00:37:41,505 Don't you think it's a little strange that 666 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:44,370 the same night his uncle threatens you, 667 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:47,703 he ends up murdered by sword? 668 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:50,578 How many people get murdered by sword each year in New York? 669 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:52,286 I'm gonna go ahead and guess zero. 670 00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:54,036 Kate, it's sweet that you're worried, 671 00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,870 but just remember I'm the mom. It's my job to protect you. 672 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,208 - I'm not a kid anymore. - You're not a superhero either. 673 00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:02,763 Okay? What happened to Armand is terrible, 674 00:38:02,768 --> 00:38:04,828 but the police will handle it. 675 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,870 I don't want you doing any more snooping. 676 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:09,340 You could get really hurt, 677 00:38:09,345 --> 00:38:11,978 and we're not talking scrapes on the knee anymore, Kate. 678 00:38:11,983 --> 00:38:16,953 Mom, there was more. There was a ninja suit and a street gang. 679 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:19,036 - Molotov cocktails... - Street gang? 680 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:23,411 Ninjas? What exactly is in a Molotov cocktail, anyway? 681 00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,250 Are you... Are you old enough to drink? 682 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:28,916 Kate, everything will be okay. 683 00:38:31,008 --> 00:38:33,745 Okay, I get being scared at the uncertainty 684 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,495 of what comes next in life, 685 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,375 but we know what comes next for you. 686 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,495 You'll graduate, and in the fall, 687 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,620 you'll start working at Bishop Security for real. 688 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,953 - Like we've always planned. - Like you've always planned. 689 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:48,370 Kate, just put one foot in front of the other, 690 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,870 and in a few years, you'll look up, and I promise, 691 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:53,458 you will be happy where you are. I promise. 692 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,125 Okay? Can we just put all this behind us? 693 00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:00,411 Hon? Okay? Why don't you start 694 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,708 by apologizing to Jack? 695 00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:10,995 Sorry for scaring you into telling the truth. 696 00:39:12,005 --> 00:39:13,750 Smart as a whip, this one, huh? 697 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,000 Would you like a drink, darling? 698 00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:20,411 - Are you okay? - I'm fine, I'm fine. 699 00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:23,786 It's not the first time somebody tried to take my head off. 700 00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:30,458 Butterscotch? 701 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,086 Kate. What's wrong? 702 00:39:39,091 --> 00:39:40,811 Nothing. No, I'm fine. 703 00:39:40,816 --> 00:39:42,978 I, uh, just remembered what time it is. 704 00:39:42,983 --> 00:39:45,620 - It's a work thing. - If it's for work, I'm your boss. 705 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:47,711 I can get you out of it. What's going on? 706 00:39:47,716 --> 00:39:50,870 Uh, nothing. Everything's fine. I'm gonna call you later. 707 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,375 Uh, okay. Love you! 708 00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:05,541 Come on, guys. 709 00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:08,000 Let's just get this over with. 710 00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:09,958 What's up, bro? 711 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:13,091 Hello, boys. You found me. 712 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:16,453 Hey, easy, bro. 713 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,628 Hey, Hawkeye, you have some place to be? 714 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,393 You gonna be a little late! 715 00:40:20,941 --> 00:40:22,520 - Come on. - Easy, easy. 716 00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:24,208 - Come on. - She wants him alive. 717 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:27,495 Careful now. 718 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,553 Go! 719 00:40:28,558 --> 00:40:30,383 Guys, I can see through the bag. 720 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,325 Ivan, that was easy, eh? 721 00:40:50,541 --> 00:40:52,495 - Where to? - Hi, goin' to Fourth and B. 722 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,750 You got it. 723 00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:59,536 Clint, uh, hi, it's me. I, uh, I have a crazy clue 724 00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,911 to tell you about. 'Clues'. Plural. 725 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,375 Um, so, yeah, call me back, okay? Bye. 726 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:11,333 Should I try again? I should try again. I'mma try again. 727 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:17,120 Sometimes back-to-back calls isn't the right move. 728 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:18,870 In this case, it was. 729 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:22,166 I'm sorry, Clint Barton can't take your call right now. 730 00:41:32,006 --> 00:41:34,339 _ 731 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,666 Sir, I'm gonna need you to speed up. Please. 732 00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:55,248 I'm just saying, you spend 733 00:41:55,253 --> 00:41:57,828 so much time devoted to learning a skill, 734 00:41:57,833 --> 00:42:00,083 you might as well freelance, you know? 735 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,583 Wakey-wakey, bro. 736 00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:11,666 It's a nice place you got here. 737 00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:14,995 Not creepy at all. 738 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,916 Hey, hey, hey, hey. You kid. 739 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:20,120 I know you kid. So, don't kid, okay? 740 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:23,245 Because it was getting very hard to find place. 741 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,870 Now, all the warehouses are being converted into lofts, 742 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:27,453 so how can I get something better? 743 00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,703 - Come on, bro. - But he's criticizing. 744 00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:33,166 Uh, look, guys, I'm not who you think I am. Okay? 745 00:42:34,025 --> 00:42:35,025 Hmm. 746 00:42:35,425 --> 00:42:37,958 So, you are not Hawkeye? 747 00:42:39,541 --> 00:42:40,833 Well, I... 748 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,563 I guess I am who you think I am. 749 00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:47,250 Uh, I'm not the guy you're looking for. 750 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:52,458 Kate Bishop. 751 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,486 Not Kate Bishop. 752 00:42:55,491 --> 00:42:57,078 Kate Bishop is guy, bro. 753 00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:58,578 Kate Bishop is not guy. 754 00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:00,586 Kate Bishop is guy in costume. 755 00:43:00,591 --> 00:43:02,333 Wow. Hmm. 756 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:07,578 Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture. 757 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:11,620 I came here to talk to your boss. 758 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,083 Is that possible? 759 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,495 I'm trying to be civil here. 760 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:18,041 Civil? We kidnapped you, rozumiesz? 761 00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:21,161 You are our hostage now, rozumiesz to? 762 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,203 Well... 763 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,541 If you like. 764 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,578 Is that him there? I would like to speak to your boss. 765 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,787 - It's why I came. - Hey. 766 00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:31,245 Look at me, okay? Because I'm interrogating you right now. 767 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:34,245 - Bro. - We are now interrogating you, 768 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,245 - so look at us. - You're the shift manager? 769 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,078 Where is Kate Bishop? 770 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,170 I've never met her. I have no idea. 771 00:43:40,175 --> 00:43:42,495 Come on! Where is Kate Bishop? 772 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,328 Who are you talking about? 773 00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:53,661 Bro, I found her. 774 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:56,125 Oh, my God. 775 00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:04,458 Oh, wow. Didn't realize we were supposed to bring guns. 776 00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:13,453 There you go. 777 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:15,161 Don't worry, you will not fell off. 778 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,078 - You got it. - It's strong. 779 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,250 Thank you. 780 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,870 Look what you did. 781 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,750 I was just trying to help, okay? 782 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,916 - Don't talk. - Well... 783 00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:29,500 Uh-oh. You're in trouble now, bro. 784 00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:50,008 We have them both. 785 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:56,125 We have them... 786 00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:15,630 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -