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- Hey, pal.
- Hey, friend.

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Does my hair always look like this?

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Like you slept on it funny? Yeah.

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- What's up?
- Well, not much.

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Your kidney misses you.
Wanted to say hello.

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"I miss you, Gina."

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That's your kidney, obviously.

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Okay, what's going on? You all right?

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I guess.

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"Tell her the truth."

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I am in a bit of a funk lately.

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I mean, here it is,
finally sweater season,

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and it's like I don't even care.

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Well, what do you usually
do to cheer yourself up?

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Have you stopped watching porn?

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What? No, I-I don't watch...

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Look, can we just talk
about my funk, please?

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That sounds worse.

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I was just calling to see
if you're free for dinner.

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Maybe we can hang out?

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I wish. Two of my night orderlies bailed.
I got to cover.

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- I can talk now, though.
- Okay, great.

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I don't have many people in my life
I can turn to, so...

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- Hey. You busy?
- I got to go.

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Oh, yeah, no problem.

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And just so you know, I don't watch...

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Come on in.

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We're in.

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Oh, my.

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Okay.

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And there's more.

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Oh, they...

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They keep on coming.

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I hold in my hand a petition
to replace the chef.

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- We as a community...
- The food here blows.

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I was getting to that.

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Not fast enough.

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You promised us a new chef.

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One who won't set fire to
the kitchen every week.

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I know, and I'm so sorry. It's just...

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I'm not the kind of
person that fires people.

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I mean, you have no idea.
I still go to my pediatrician.

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I'll fire him.

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I like it.

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Gina,

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food is one of the last
pleasures that we have,

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and this man is stealing it from us.

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I wholeheartedly agree.

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Jerry, you've been here, like, a week.

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Yeah, I'm a follower.

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Always have been.

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Oh, good, you found her.

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- Althea, can you help me...
- Have a nice day.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Nailed it.

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- Hey, Bert. You got a minute?
- Sure, boss.

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Ooh, smells good.

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- Vegetable soup?
- Yep. With my secret ingredient:

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Steak.

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What? Well, then... Then
you can't call it...

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Okay, um...

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Bert, we need to talk.

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I'm all ears. Well, technically,
just this one right here.

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So... So, this is kind of hard for me, but...

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you need to know that there's been
a lot of complaints about the food.

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Well, like my daddy always said,

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"complaint" is just one
letter away from "compliment."

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I think your daddy
wasn't much of a speller.

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But, uh, but back to why I'm here.

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Did I ever show you the picture of
my little one getting confirmed?

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She's adorable.

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Yeah. And as soon as she
gets the back brace off,

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she'll be able to run and
jump with the other kids.

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We're all pulling for her.

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- Um, so, listen, uh...
- Course, with my wife being sick

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with the alcoholism and whatnot,

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I have to do most of the parenting.

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But what can you do? Raising kids:

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the hardest job you'll ever love.

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Sure. Sure. Speaking of jobs, um...

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And I am so grateful for this one.

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- That's nice, but...
- And about the food.

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I know what the problem is.

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- Oh, you do?
- Yes.

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Unsophisticated palates.

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I'm giving these people
cumin and paprika,

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but all they want is salt and pepper.

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That's my bad.

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I'm always reaching for the stars.

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I don't remember anybody saying

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the food was too tasty.

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You know I love those folks out there.

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Me, too. That's why I bought the place.

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So you get it.

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It's all about these
wonderful, old bastards.

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They are the reason that we are here.

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Don't get me going.

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It's like I got 24 grandmas
and grandpas out there.

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So, we good?

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I guess.

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Bert, please, please, ca...

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Can you... Bert. Bert, I...

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I really need you to turn things around.

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In the words of Mr. Bill Withers,

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lean on me.

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Okay. Thank you.

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You're so welcome.

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Yeah.

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? Lean on me ?

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? I'll carry on ?

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? My wayward son ?

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? Stand by me ?

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We've talked about it over and over,

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and she just blows me off
like nothing I say matters.

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Mm-hmm, go on.

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I mean, there's a right way and a
wrong way to do things. You get that.

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- I do.
- It's common knowledge

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you load a dishwasher
with the bowls on top

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so they don't flip over
and fill with water.

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Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there.

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- Why?
- Because you're wasting my life.

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- Excuse me?
- How many years have you been coming to me,

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complaining about your wife
doing the laundry wrong,

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making the bed wrong,
walking the dog wrong?

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Oh, and let's not forget the controversy

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over which way the toilet paper rolls.

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If it comes from the top,
you tear off a lot of squares.

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I don't care! Nobody cares!

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Your problems are ridiculous.

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Your wife, honestly, should leave you.

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That's a little hurtful.

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Is it?! Is it hurtful?

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Do you realize how close to death I was?

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And here I am. A second
chance, a new lease on life,

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and what am I doing?

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I'm listening to you bitch and moan

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about your stupid freaking dishwasher.

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- Where you going?
- I'm living my life.

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Starting right now!

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And obviously, we
didn't use the full hour,

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so your bill will reflect that.

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Hello?

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Oh, hey.

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- Couldn't sleep?
- No.

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Ah, it's hard getting
used to a new place.

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And the dull roar of the
CPAP machines doesn't help.

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Why are you up so late?

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Oh, I've always been a night owl.

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Going out to clubs, dancing
till the sun came up.

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I love dancing. Especially line dancing.

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Two-step, boot scoot?

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I'm your huckleberry.

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They do have a country music night here.

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It's a pretty good
time if you don't mind

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the DJ's Confederate flag.

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Well,

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hopefully, I'll be long gone by then.

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Oh, you're a short-timer, too?

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Yeah. Soon as they figure out my meds,

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I'm out of here. You?

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My son's turning the basement
into a guest suite for me.

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Oh, that's great.

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And there's nothing his stupid
cow of a wife can do about it.

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I take it you don't get along with her.

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I get along with everyone.

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Sure. Sorry. She's a stupid cow.

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Turn off your damn TV!

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I will not!

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I swear, I'll come in
there and turn it off for you!

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Then be prepared to be bludgeoned

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by my walking stick!

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What's that?

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Two old men savoring

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the last few drops of
their testosterone.

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All right!

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I'm kicking the door down!

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You couldn't kick
down a shower curtain!

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Spencer, what the hell?

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His TV is keeping me up.

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It's my TV, and I'll
watch it whenever I like!

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Peter, open the door!

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Fine. But be warned,

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I have a weapon.

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Put the walking stick down.

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You're lucky she's here.

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Yeah, I'm lucky.

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What is going on?

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I like to fall asleep with my TV on.

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But I hear it through the wall.

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Okay, okay. Very simple.

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Headphones for you. Earplugs for you.

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I got a better idea.

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How about he turns down his freaking TV?

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How about he sleeps in the parking lot?

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How about I take that walking
stick and shove it up your...

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Everybody go back to bed.

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Peter, I will bring you some headphones.

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- But I...
- No, no, no, no!

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Spencer, I will get you some earplugs.

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Won't work. I have
unusually small earholes.

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No, no, no, no!

203
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Just go back to bed!

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- Hey, Gina. There's a...
- No, no, no, no!

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What's going on with your hair?

206
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Oh, I put some gel in it.
Do you like it?

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No.

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- Hey. What are you doing here?
- Oh, hey.

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Well, I was, uh, just
in the neighborhood,

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and I thought maybe we
could grab some coffee.

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Are you still in your funk?

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That's actually progressed
to full-blown freak-out.

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Let's go talk.

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Stupid. Stupid. Oh, hey. Hi.

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- Everything okay?
- It will be.

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- Is there a fire?
- Nothing to worry about.

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- I-I should probably...
- Yeah, of course. Go. Go.

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Hey, you got a minute?

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I could really use a friend to talk to.

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We're friends?

221
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Gabby. Of course we are.

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What's my last name?

223
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Okay, talk to you later.

224
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What is going on in here?

225
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Grease fire. Happens all the time.

226
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Lucky I had this in my car.

227
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Why didn't we have one in the kitchen?

228
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'Cause I put it in my car.

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What? Why would you... Oh, never mind.

230
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Bert, I-I am sorry.

231
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I gave you a chance, but
the food is still bad.

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You're setting fires,
probably 'cause you're drunk.

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So...

234
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So what?

235
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I think you know.

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I really don't.

237
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You do. You absolutely do.

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You're firing me?

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I'm saying...

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regarding your employment status...

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in this particular job,

242
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that's no more.

243
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So you're firing me.

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Your words.

245
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But not an inaccurate
description of...

246
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your status.

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Say it. Say you're firing me.

248
00:11:02,324 --> 00:11:05,355
Bert, I'm-I'm really... I'm really
sorry that I have to do this.

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Say it.

250
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You're fired!

251
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,302
You're fired! You're fired!
You're fired!

252
00:11:09,327 --> 00:11:10,819
You're fired! You're fired!
You're fired!

253
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,847
You're fired!

254
00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:14,267
Fired! You're fired.

255
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,777
Seriously? Why?

256
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Oh, this is ridiculous.

257
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Who makes French toast with rye bread?

258
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Thank God I'm getting out of this place.

259
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You're moving in with your son?

260
00:11:32,716 --> 00:11:34,917
Yes. I'm going over
there for dinner tonight.

261
00:11:34,942 --> 00:11:37,875
It's a sort of welcome home
celebration for Glam-ma.

262
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,457
Glam-ma?

263
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,699
"Grandma" for women
who are still doable.

264
00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:45,542
Hey, Harry.

265
00:11:47,355 --> 00:11:49,019
How's your day going?

266
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,035
Living the dream.

267
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,036
Good for you. 'Cause some days,

268
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,476
it feels like you're
drowning in the ocean,

269
00:11:56,502 --> 00:11:59,863
praying for a boat to come along
and throw you a lifeline.

270
00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:06,650
Yeah.

271
00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:10,077
Everybody gets their turn in
the barrel, but when it's you,

272
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:13,433
all you can hope for is
somebody to talk to. You know?

273
00:12:13,459 --> 00:12:15,173
Somebody who cares.

274
00:12:18,351 --> 00:12:21,411
Yeah, see, for me, I thought
it might be Gina,

275
00:12:21,437 --> 00:12:23,747
but she's got this place to worry about,

276
00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:26,619
so stick a pin in that donkey, I guess.

277
00:12:29,075 --> 00:12:31,462
Okay, let me put it to you this way.

278
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,599
Help me.

279
00:12:34,349 --> 00:12:37,273
Drew, if you're not
happy with your life,

280
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,240
do something about it.

281
00:12:39,461 --> 00:12:41,474
Yeah, see, I just don't
know what that might be.

282
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:42,997
It doesn't matter.

283
00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:44,846
Just got to stop thinking.

284
00:12:45,009 --> 00:12:46,374
You got to do.

285
00:12:47,509 --> 00:12:49,194
Well, that is food for thought.

286
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,857
Are you not listening? I just told you.

287
00:12:51,998 --> 00:12:55,365
- No thinking. Do.
- No, I-I get it.

288
00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:58,965
You're thinking, aren't you?

289
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,818
Oh, yeah. Like a thousand
screaming monkeys in here.

290
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,941
What are you doing?

291
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,520
Having breakfast. Is that a problem?

292
00:13:10,545 --> 00:13:12,895
Move away from me.

293
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,399
You move away from me.

294
00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:18,214
Don't make me ask you again.

295
00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,891
Does this bother you?

296
00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,407
No.

297
00:13:22,842 --> 00:13:24,583
Does this bother you?

298
00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:30,283
What the hell?!

299
00:13:31,072 --> 00:13:33,736
Be prepared, there's more
where that came from!

300
00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:39,768
You okay?

301
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,122
I fired Bert.

302
00:13:42,147 --> 00:13:43,604
You really did it?

303
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,825
Hard to believe, right?

304
00:13:45,906 --> 00:13:49,542
Two weeks ago, I was driving
the van and making beds,

305
00:13:49,993 --> 00:13:53,081
and now I'm ruining a man's
life and destroying his family.

306
00:13:53,572 --> 00:13:56,620
The only thing his daughter
is getting for Christmas is...

307
00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,470
scoliosis.

308
00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:01,431
Okay, that's a little much.

309
00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,407
But you do paint a picture.

310
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,989
I was just trying to do the
right thing for everybody.

311
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,387
You did. You're a hero.

312
00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:11,442
- You think so?
- Absolutely.

313
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,583
Thanks.

314
00:14:12,608 --> 00:14:14,349
So, who'd you hire to replace him?

315
00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:16,533
What?

316
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:18,920
Lunch is in two hours.

317
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,035
You have 25 senior
citizens expecting to eat.

318
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:25,126
I didn't think of that.

319
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:30,462
From hero to zero, just like that.

320
00:14:33,729 --> 00:14:35,731
It's Food Court Friday!

321
00:14:35,756 --> 00:14:37,130
Who wants pizza?

322
00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:40,419
- Who wants Chinese?
- Who wants hot dogs on a stick?

323
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,286
Hey. Got a minute for your P. Daddy?

324
00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:48,533
My what?

325
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:50,386
Oh, it's a play on P. Diddy.

326
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,499
What is that?

327
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,673
Never mind.

328
00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:55,565
Homework? Yeah.

329
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:58,744
Never fun.
And it's, like, every day.

330
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,072
Yeah.

331
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:03,350
Hey, uh, did you hear Pink
changed her hair to blue?

332
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:05,745
What's next, Taylor Swift
becomes Taylor Slow?

333
00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:07,399
What do you want, Dad?

334
00:15:07,425 --> 00:15:09,412
Yeah, busted. Okay.

335
00:15:09,727 --> 00:15:12,525
Look, I am here on a mission.

336
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,367
How would you feel about taking

337
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:19,657
a father-daughter road
trip across our great land?

338
00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:21,638
- A road trip?
- Yeah.

339
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:22,858
Think of all the stuff we'll see.

340
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,811
Majestic mountains, raging rivers,

341
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,626
giant balls of twine.

342
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,732
- Pass.
- Come on. It'll be fun.

343
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,238
Crikey, mate, we're
going on an adventure.

344
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,643
- Are you dying again?
- No.

345
00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:37,844
No, I have a clean bill of health.

346
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,583
I just want to take advantage of it.

347
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,994
What happened with you and Gina?
I thought you were going for it.

348
00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:44,856
Maybe down the road.

349
00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:47,530
Right now, she's focusing on work,

350
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:51,428
and I am focusing all
my attention on you.

351
00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:57,328
So, what do you say?

352
00:15:57,353 --> 00:15:58,840
Let's hit the road.

353
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:02,040
You know, I've been to a lot of
places, but I've never been to me.

354
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:05,794
Look, Dad, when you got
sick, I worried about you

355
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:07,211
all the time.

356
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,550
But now you're better, so...

357
00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:14,122
So you want to go back to
being a regular teenager

358
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,591
who doesn't have time for her father?

359
00:16:15,616 --> 00:16:17,220
That would be so great.

360
00:16:21,008 --> 00:16:22,908
Hello, fellow night owl.

361
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:24,783
Hi, Jerry.

362
00:16:25,745 --> 00:16:28,722
So, uh, what you drinking?

363
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:29,771
Vodka.

364
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,087
- And?
- Vodka.

365
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,798
- Not fooling around.
- No.

366
00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:36,637
I'm guessing things didn't
go well with your son.

367
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,167
He said he had to choose
his marriage over me.

368
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,583
Wives and mothers. It's a tricky dance.

369
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:44,529
I let him live in my body, he can't
let me live in his basement?

370
00:16:45,856 --> 00:16:47,806
Well, I'm sure he still loves you.

371
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:49,050
I know.

372
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:52,308
That's why I'm gonna make Christmas
a living hell for all of them.

373
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:57,300
Well, not to be selfish,

374
00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:59,607
but I'm glad you're not leaving.

375
00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:01,558
I'd miss you.

376
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,704
That's very sweet.

377
00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:08,229
If you're going to try to kiss
me, this is not the right time.

378
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,989
- Oh, no, I wasn't.
- I'm not saying I'm not interested.

379
00:17:11,024 --> 00:17:12,534
It's just not the right time.

380
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,908
I promise you I wasn't thinking that.

381
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:19,487
Oh, Jerry, your nose isn't
the only thing that's growing.

382
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,412
I told you, I don't have it.

383
00:17:25,438 --> 00:17:28,253
So my remote just sprouted legs

384
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:29,860
and walked out of my room?

385
00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:32,555
Hey, I was a cop. I don't steal.

386
00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:35,967
Although there's no law
against hiding stuff.

387
00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:38,881
Can I have your attention, everybody?

388
00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:40,938
Hello? Thank you.

389
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,334
It is my pleasure to announce

390
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,479
that we have filled the chef position.

391
00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:48,667
- All right!
- Good for you.

392
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,954
Hello.

393
00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:53,740
It's the same idiot.

394
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,753
How senile do you think we are?

395
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,884
Harry, throw your shoe at him.

396
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,867
Hold on. Hold on.

397
00:18:02,604 --> 00:18:04,795
As you all know, I bought this place

398
00:18:04,821 --> 00:18:06,538
to make everybody's lives better,

399
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,446
but what you don't know is

400
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,873
that includes the staff.

401
00:18:11,955 --> 00:18:13,557
Nobody's getting fired.

402
00:18:13,582 --> 00:18:17,138
This is absurd. The man's
cooking's an abomination!

403
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,341
Kills me to say so, but Peter's right.

404
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,905
Why, thank you, Spencer.

405
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,797
And your remote's in a
baggie in your toilet tank.

406
00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:25,891
Very clever.

407
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,451
Bert, why don't you tell
them what you just told me.

408
00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:31,948
Oh, that if it meant not
getting fired, I would suck...

409
00:18:31,973 --> 00:18:33,094
No.

410
00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,741
The other thing.

411
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:38,709
Oh, right. I pledged to Gina

412
00:18:38,735 --> 00:18:41,146
that there will be no
more drinking on the job.

413
00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:43,288
- Or?
- LSD.

414
00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:46,291
Continue.

415
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,664
Ramon the dishwasher
will no longer cook lunch

416
00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:52,435
while I bang my girlfriend
in one of your rooms.

417
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,601
- I thought you were married.
- Sometimes. It's complicated.

418
00:18:57,564 --> 00:19:00,248
But most important, I
really do love my job,

419
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,469
and I'm asking you
all for another chance.

420
00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:04,305
Whose room did you use?

421
00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:06,969
We switch it up.
You know, keep it fresh.

422
00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:10,411
So, what do you say?

423
00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:15,790
Just-just go. Cook something.
They're hangry.

424
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,344
Okay, I got one more,
and it's a good one.

425
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:27,528
Know what they called Post Malone
before he became a rapper?

426
00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:28,533
No.

427
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,227
Pre Malone.

428
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,150
This is why I don't invite friends over.

429
00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:48,571
_

430
00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:51,145
What's with the sign?

431
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:55,540
Well, I decided to stop
thinking and just do.

432
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,399
_

433
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:07,211
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