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Bruh, "The Guest Book"
is on again tonight.

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It's pretty much a new episode each
week with brand-new characters.

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But there are a few things
you should know first.

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So there's this stripper at a bikini bar

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who secretly records
guys in the VIP room.

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And then she and her stepson
sell the guys the tape.

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Oh, and the old dude
who gives out the keys

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to people who rent the cabins?

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He went to the bikini bar
and got a lap dance.

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And now, I think that
chick's gonna blackmail him.

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I don't know. Seems like
a lot to keep track of.

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But I just caught you up in 15 seconds.

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Yeah, but you talk real fast.

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Maybe if I had, like, images to look at?

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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Lady, where are you?!

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Her name is Christy.

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Christy?

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Can we play another board game?

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Sure, after we find Daddy's friend.

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I'm gonna start writing
in this guest book

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because I have to do something

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to occupy my brain so I
don't go completely insane.

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My name is Christy,

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and I'm currently hiding
under your stairs.

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It was my new boyfriend's idea

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to come stay in your
cabin for a few days

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so I could get to know his daughter.

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Daddy, tell me a story!

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Maybe Christy would
want to tell you a story.

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Tell her a story. She loves stories.

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- I wanna hear a story about a snail.
- I don't think I know any

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- stories about a snail.
- I usually just make something up.

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Of course. She's 7. Got it.

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Um,

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one day, there was a snail named...

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Snailey Snail Snail.

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And boy, was he... chubby.

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Chubby.

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So, what do you do for a living?

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I'm in charge of the rental office

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for the vacation cabins at
the top of the mountain.

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- Cool!
- Yeah.

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You wanna see me act like a kitty cat?

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Sure.

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I've been recording
this dude for an hour,

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but I don't know how
you're gonna blackmail him.

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All he does is chat.

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He didn't even touch himself
when he went to pee.

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He's a sitter.

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Well, we still have the tape
of he and I in the VIP room.

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And he's not gonna have to pay us.
Other people are. Check it out.

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I've listed five houses up on
the mountain for people to rent.

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When the people call, we'll get
the keys from the old dude,

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- and we'll collect the cash.
- How'd you get on the World Wide Web?

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Got the password from
the dishwasher next door

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for 5 bucks and a French handshake.

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Stop doing that stupid cat shit!

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And then the snail stopped

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in the parking lot.

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This isn't a story.

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You're just looking out the window

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and talking about what you see.

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It did seem to cover a lot
of ground for a snail.

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I'm sorry. I suck at this.

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Don't worry. You'll get better.

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Hi.

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I'm here to pick up the
keys to Froggy Cottage.

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It's not that I don't like children.

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It's just my lifestyle hasn't given me

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a lot of opportunities
to be around them.

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I started doing porn

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shortly after I realized my
degree in communications

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was a big joke my college played on me.

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If you don't mind, could you
try not to finish on my face?

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It goes where it goes.

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Christy, don't smile with your mouth.

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Smile with your pelvic floor.

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In the beginning, it was great.

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The money was good, and
the drugs were super fun.

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But eventually, thanks
to the stupid Internet,

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the money started to dry up.

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And the drugs became less fun

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and more of just a way
to get through the day.

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You ready, sweetheart?

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If you finish on my
face, I swear to Christ

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I will tie your dick into a poodle.

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I'm just the A.D.

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Your co-stars are over there.

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And then it happened...
In the blink of an eye,

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every porn ingenue's nightmare.

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I had become a MILF!

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I thought by the time this
happened, I'd be retired.

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I'd be a real MILF

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with kids and a HILF.

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I was sure my chance to have a

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normal life had passed me by.

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All tuckered out from too much baking?

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- What?
- You forgot to take off your apron.

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I love to bake, too.

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When I was married, my wife
used to make fun of me for it.

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That and about a million other things,

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including my crooked teeth.

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And my goofy laugh.

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I like your laugh.

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- Thanks!
- Listen, you mind if I sit down?

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It's super crowded in here. I
promise I won't bother you.

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Oh, no. Go ahead, please.

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I bet you were making cupcakes.

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Um, yeah. Cupcakes. How'd you guess?

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Your apron has frosting all over it.

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Oh.

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Our accidental coffee
date led to dinner,

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and the next thing I knew,
I was dating a unbelievably

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sweet and caring guy.

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For the first time in my life,

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I was in a normal relationship.

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And if I wanted this to work,

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he needed to think I was a normal girl.

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I stopped doing porn, and
I got a job at a pet store.

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I quit doing drugs, I dressed
more conservatively,

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and I even gained 4 pounds.

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I was playing the role
of the perfect woman,

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but this weekend was gonna be
harder with his kid in the mix.

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So to settle my nerves, I brought
a little something from my old life.

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Just a little pinch now and
then to take the edge off.

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Brownies!

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Dad, she has brownies!

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Can I have some brownies?

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I don't see why not. I bet
your new buddy Christy

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would love to share one
of her brownies with you.

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It's kinda close to
dinner, don't you think?

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It's fine. She loves
brownies more than she

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loves stories about snails.

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I'm sorry. I don't like to share.

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Should we look outside?

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Maybe, but I thought it was
implied that we hide in the house.

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Okay. Where were we?

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Oh, yeah. We had just
arrived at your cabin

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shortly after I had eaten two
weeks' worth of pot brownies.

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This place is nice!

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Check it out, Glenda.
They have board games.

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"High School Hijinks."

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This looks fun.

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

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A normal person would
just force themselves

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to throw up the brownies, and
this nightmare would be over.

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Well, a normal person
didn't spend eight months

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deep-throating a wiffle-ball
bat at porn camp

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so she could desensitize her gag reflex.

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The talent that used to get
my name above the title

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has become a handicap that may
cost me the first good relationship

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- I've ever been in.
- Christy, hurry up!

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We're gonna play a game!

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About 20 minutes later,

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I think I was starting to feel
the effects of the brownies

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because that damn
spinner on the board game

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seemed to spin forever.

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Christy?

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Christy?

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Christy? Christy?

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Christy? Christy?

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Christy? Christy?

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Christy?

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Sorry.

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Oh, you already spun.

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Oh. Um,

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anybody else hot in here?

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- No, not really.
- Mnh-mnh.

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You need to pick an
elective on your next turn.

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Think about what you're good at.

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All the guys that you've bumped...

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Must be great at pornography.

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- What did she say?
- She said all you need is an iPhone

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to be great at photography.

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Mm-hmm.

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How 'bout we take a break?

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You guys look like you
could use some fresh air.

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- Hey!
- Oh, hi!

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- Hi.
- Is this okay?

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She saw the swing, and there
was no talking her out of it.

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No. It's no problem.

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I put it up for my son.

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He only comes to visit
me every other weekend.

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Single dad.

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I'm in the same boat.

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I thought I was already
as high as I could get,

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but then the second
brownie must have kicked in

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'cause I was starting
to feel it in my body

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just as much as my head.

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I was getting super thirsty,
and I felt like I was burning up.

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And then I lost my shirt.

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Anyway, I'm hoping my wife and I can

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get back together.

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I was thinking of inviting her to stay

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next time my son comes to visit,
but I'm... I'm scared to ask her

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'cause every time we talk,
we get into a fight.

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How would you handle it if...

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if you wanted to get back
together with your wife?

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It's hard for me to...

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... imagine 'cause Glenda's mother...

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... and I aren't married...

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... anymore 'cause Glenda's mother...

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... died in a fire.

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Come on, Christy. Get it together.

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Now you're paranoid and seeing things.

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Why are your boobies out?

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I can't find my shirt.

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It's behind your head, silly.

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- Let's play the game some more!
- Sounds good to me.

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Christy?

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Um...

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Why don't we play
hide-and-go-seek instead?

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One, two, three,

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four, five, six, seven...

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I knew hide-and-go-seek
would give me time to be alone.

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If we could play for
the rest of the night,

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I wouldn't have to have a conversation

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longer than a minute until
I could sleep this off.

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And the better hiding place I
found, the longer I could be alone.

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I found you!

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All right, now let's find Christy.

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Hmm!

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I'd come out, but the last of
the brownies are kicking in,

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and I can't risk Paul finding out.

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Some people might think Paul is boring,

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but boring is just another word for...

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Boring, which might rhyme with snoring,

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but rhymes aren't the way to...

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Okay, I think I fell asleep.

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I just re-read the last
sentence that I wrote,

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and I have no idea where
I was going with that

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other than that I'm
super in love with Paul.

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Hopefully, I wasn't
asleep for that long.

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Thanks so much for coming. She's
been missing for three hours.

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- I didn't know what else to do.
- Don't worry, sir. We'll find her.

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I think I should go out there.
This has gotten out of hand,

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and maybe I'm not as
high as I think I am.

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You're still way too high.

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Never mind. Mouse says
I'm still way too high.

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I'll ask around and see
if anybody's seen her.

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If my daughter wasn't
sleeping, I'd come with you.

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I hate sitting here doing nothing.

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- I feel like I'm trapped.
- Well, if you'd like to join

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me, I can have an officer sit here
in case your daughter wakes up.

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Great! I'll see if I can find a picture.

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Gosh, I don't know. I mean,

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if you and your wife
fight every time you talk,

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maybe you should ask her in a text.

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Emojis are a great softener.

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That's not a bad idea.

252
00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:44,484
I just feel like if she came
with my son for the weekend

253
00:14:44,486 --> 00:14:46,819
and we spent some quality
time together as a family,

254
00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:48,955
she might be more open to working on it.

255
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,259
And you're sure you wanna
get back together with her?

256
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,760
Lot of single ladies up
here who would love to...

257
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,495
- Oh.
- Actually, it's not a lot.

258
00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:56,930
There are three of us.

259
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:59,014
We're in a book club...
Mostly romance novels.

260
00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:01,734
We usually have a lot of wine,
and there's a lot of crying.

261
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:03,501
Carol makes monkey bread.

262
00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:09,088
I, uh, found her driver's
license in her purse.

263
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,345
But I think she might be 4
pounds heavier than it says.

264
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,119
Have you seen her?

265
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:15,709
Oh.

266
00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:17,917
She does look familiar.

267
00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:20,885
- Is she an actress?
- No. At least not that I know of.

268
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,657
Ah. I've definitely
seen that face before.

269
00:15:25,182 --> 00:15:26,893
She looks familiar.

270
00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:29,629
For some reason, I feel
like she was a cheerleader.

271
00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:32,265
- Is she a cheerleader?
- No, she works in a pet store.

272
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,701
She seems too pretty to
be working in a pet store.

273
00:15:34,703 --> 00:15:36,936
They usually have ugly
girls working there.

274
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,261
I think they do that to
make the pets look cuter.

275
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:41,975
I could have sworn
she was a cheerleader.

276
00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,876
You losin' your mind.

277
00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:48,987
Oh, I've never seen her before.

278
00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:51,818
Hey, Walter.

279
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,827
You seen this woman before?

280
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,824
She's a porn star.

281
00:15:58,493 --> 00:15:59,826
She's a porn star.

282
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,128
Trust me. Walter would know.

283
00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,799
I think we can come out now.

284
00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:55,252
No. No, we can't.

285
00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:56,715
I'm not ready yet.

286
00:16:56,835 --> 00:16:58,649
- But I'm bored.
- Psst!

287
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:01,586
Tell her a story.

288
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:02,992
Um,

289
00:17:03,978 --> 00:17:05,890
how 'bout I tell you a story?

290
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,496
Oh, come on. Give me another chance.

291
00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:10,447
I'll be better now that I'm...

292
00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:12,303
Feeling creative.

293
00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:14,065
Fine.

294
00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:16,646
You need a costume.

295
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,436
Grab this hat.

296
00:17:25,831 --> 00:17:27,879
Once upon a time....

297
00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:30,008
Once upon a time,

298
00:17:30,128 --> 00:17:33,784
... there was a super hero
named the Masked Whisperer.

299
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,871
The only person that could hear her

300
00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:37,545
was her trusty sidekick,

301
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,046
Glenda the Beautiful.

302
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,933
Together, they rode around the world

303
00:17:42,053 --> 00:17:43,761
on the back of a magic snail

304
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,764
that ate jelly beans
and farted rainbows.

305
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,648
What did the rainbow farts smell like?

306
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,037
Hot chocolate?

307
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,639
Hot chocolate.

308
00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:56,574
Go on.

309
00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:03,116
Oh, my God!

310
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,843
Take a look at this one.

311
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,391
Wow.

312
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:10,430
She's very accommodating
to that basketball team.

313
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,904
Shh!

314
00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:34,740
This isn't as look as it bads.

315
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,348
And that was that.

316
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,850
Paul found out about my past,

317
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,452
and I came clean about the brownies.

318
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,488
Since I didn't have any drugs on me,

319
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,473
the cop let me go with a stern lecture
as long as I promised I would go

320
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,626
to the closest AA meeting I could find,

321
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,434
so here I am.

322
00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:52,730
I guess what I've learned from all this

323
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,333
is that if I wanna be
in a good relationship,

324
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,068
I need to be honest.

325
00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,305
And if the person still
loves me after they learn

326
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,287
who I am and who I've been,

327
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,418
well, then I guess I'm
with the right guy.

328
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,815
So, I just gotta ask...

329
00:19:10,935 --> 00:19:12,916
You've been pretty tame in bed.

330
00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:15,453
- Have you been...
- I've been holding back.

331
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,522
Get ready to have your mind blown.

332
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,660
? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ?

333
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,929
Who wants to hear a
story on the way home?

334
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,564
I wanna hear a story
about a caterpillar!

335
00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:28,864
Okay.

336
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:31,569
There once was a caterpillar named Stan.

337
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,908
? Hang on, hang on ?

338
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:41,145
? 'Cause it's the little things ?

339
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,282
? The little things that do us harm ?

340
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,485
? I'm not a stranger ?

341
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:51,856
? Ain't a mystery ?

342
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,659
? When we both get it wrong ?

343
00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:56,782
_

344
00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:59,215
_

345
00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:02,649
_

346
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,969
? What you thought was a hurricane ?

347
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,538
? Was just the rustling of the wind ?

348
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:11,099
- _
- ? Why you think we ?

349
00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:12,543
? need amazing grace ?

350
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,380
? Just to tell it like it is? ?

351
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,516
? Oh, I don't need no doctor ?

352
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,917
? To tear me all apart ?

353
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,169
Aha!

354
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:23,603
I knew it. I knew it.

355
00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:25,957
What are you doing here?

356
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,259
I hate to do this to you, buddy, but...

357
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,077
I'm gonna need the keys to
someplace called Froggy Cottage.

358
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,147
Otherwise, your wife's gonna have
a front-row seat to a little movie

359
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,168
starring you and my
stepmother in the VIP room.

360
00:20:37,288 --> 00:20:38,862
_

361
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,594
Motherf...

362
00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:45,790
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