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Riot Rivers!

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Aah!

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Riot Rivers!

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Honey, are you in there?

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Yes.

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- Riot Rivers!
- Aah!

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Ri-ot Riv-ers! Ri-ot Riv-ers!

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- _
- There it is! Turn!

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Calm down!

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I'm not gonna miss
your stupid water park.

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It's not stupid.

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Riot Rivers was the greatest
summer job I ever had.

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Getting paid to watch
people of all ages eat it,

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again and again.

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Just eatin' it so hard!

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Wait a minute. They did
a documentary about this place.

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No, it didn't happen that way.

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There was different music.

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Hmm?

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Quiet Rivers?!

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They changed the "ruh" to a "qwah."

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Did you know about this?

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I told you they changed
the name before we left.

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I thought you were joking.

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That's the problem with you, Marge.

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You're always kidding around.

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Oh...

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Oh!

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Come on!

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See? They turned all the super
cool rides into baby rides.

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And the teens working here...

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they're not even laughing
at the kids wiping out.

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They're loading them in feet first.

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Hey! Where are your cutoffs?

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Are you even high?

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There's nothing worse in this universe

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than a ride steering wheel
that does nothing.

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No, it does something.
It makes the frog smile.

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Oh, man, swim diapers.

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I remember those.

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True freedom.

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I could tell you some stories.

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Can we leave yet?

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Can we leave yet? Can we leave yet?

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Aw, you kids don't know,

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but this place used to be so bitchin'.

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And the best slide of
all was right over there.

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Think of it.

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90% of all hospitalizations

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off just one ride!

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I wonder...

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It's still here.

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The Devil's Deluge
had the longest lines,

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the scariest turns,
even its own ambulance!

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Hello, my love.

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Did you miss me?

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Wow.

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Looks dry.

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And dangerous.

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Children, behold the deluge.

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For today, we punch fear in the face

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and steal death's girlfriend,

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as we truly live for the first time.

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Also, this is now the only way down.

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Branch!

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Possums!

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O-possums!

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Oh, man,
I saw my life flash before my eyes.

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I've had an awesome life.

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Oh, look at those smiles.

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I knew you guys could have fun here.

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Yeah, nothing gets the heart pumping

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like a brush with... nothing.

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Um, I don't feel so good.

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Aw. The quiet rivers in
my tummy are becoming...

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raging waters.

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Upstairs or downstairs?

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- Both!
- Both!

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Uh, out of the water! Out of the water!

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Not me this time.

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According to these tests,

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your kids' insides and outsides
have been exposed

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to a toxic mix of 30-year-old hairspray,

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hot dog water, opossum dander,

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and a grab bag of intestinal
and skin-based parasites.

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Oh, my poor queasy babies.

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Hmm. I wonder why Homer didn't get sick.

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He even went to work today.

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Upstairs and downstairs!

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Bart and Lisa will be
fine after a little TLC.

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By TLC,
I mean "taking Lorexo-Cortisone."

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And by little,
I mean a four-week intensive regimen.

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Oh, steroids?
Are there any side effects?

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Nothing serious.

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Maybe a little temporary weight gain.

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_

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Hurry up, kids!

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You don't want to be late
for your first day of school.

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Ah, a new school year.

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Uncracked books, pink erasers,

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a binder where the rings still meet.

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And I get to find out what happened

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to those praying mantis eggs
I left in Skinner's office.

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If, uh, we all agree to
respect each other's workspace,

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this, uh, year will go just fine.

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Oh, look at that belly. Mwah.

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Someone's getting chunky!

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Chunky.

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Off you go.

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Don't want to be late for school.

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Oh.

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Okay, forget about what Mom said.

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Don't let it ruin the
first day of school.

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That's the best day of the year!

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Welcome, class.

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This year, we'll be learning
lessons that will stay with you

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- for the rest of your lives.
- _

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_

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Calm down. It's okay.

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Attention, students.

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Due to budget cuts, the following

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after-school programs have
been cancelled: dance chunk,

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intramural chunk-ing,
and chunky chunk chunk.

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What is going on with me?

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I'm going chunky. Aah! I mean, crazy!

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Get a grip.

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* Chunk-chunky, chunk *

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* Chunk, chunk! *

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Chunk-chunk!

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Chunky!

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Lisa is soft now.

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- Hmm?
- Dang, Simpson.

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Have you been to Costco?

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'Cause you're carrying bulk.

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Oh, that's because of the
steroids I was taking.

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- You see, my mom...
- Steroids!

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- Nice!
- Yeah, badass!

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Like I was saying,

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I've been juicing
pretty hard all summer.

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Had to stop because I beat up my dad.

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Roid rage!

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No more hanging out with
those babies for you, Simpson.

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Today, you become a man.

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What is this place?

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It used to be a padded
cell for left-handed kids.

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Welcome to the Meat Castle.

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Say goodbye to your victim bod.

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Your shred-ucation begins today.

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Yeah. Swole!

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So swole!

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Swole! Swole. Swole. Swole!

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I'm living every kid's dream...

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to be accepted by his tormentors.

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Someone's getting chunky!

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Oh, honey, you seem down in the dumps.

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And I know why.

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You do?

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Because it's really hard
to talk about when...

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Of course.
I don't know what I was thinking...

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by not taking you shopping
for back-to-school clothes.

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Wait, wha...?

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Oh. Nothing upside downs my frowns

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like a girls' trip to the mall.

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I don't know, Mom.

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I'm just not feeling it.

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Mm.

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Can I get it? Can I get it?

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Hmm. I'm not sure that's a fit.

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Are you positive that's
the eight-year-old size?

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Oh, super pos.

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Let's upsize her to a ten short.

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Get me some tens out here, Derek.

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The eights are a freaking
disaster on this kid!

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Forget it, Mom. Let's just go.

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Nuh-uh.

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We're not leaving this mall

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until we find you a really fun ensemble.

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That is so the look.

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Yes, I think that is the look.

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Mom, it's too big!

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No, it's not.

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It's very flattering.

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It's not your job

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to constantly comment on my appearance!

185
00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:02,675
But, honey, I could never pull that off.

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On you, it's so eye-catching.

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Oh, you are slaying those tens.

188
00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:10,458
Do you really think I want
to call attention to myself?!

189
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Ugh! Get this thing off of me!

190
00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:17,047
Okay, why don't you give these a try?

191
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No!

192
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Um, let's take a little fro-yo break.

193
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You can't fix everything with fro-yo!

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That's what you acted like
before the medicine.

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Young lady, in this family,
we put clothing back on the hanger

196
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so the salesperson will
think we're classy!

197
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Why are you acting like
such a cranky pants?

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Stop talking to me about clothes!

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How's everything going in here?
I brought twelves.

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Do we need more twelves in here?

201
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This mall is an assault
on human dignity!

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I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it!

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If they ask who helped you today,

204
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remember, I'm Shauna.

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00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,738
They don't respect you

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unless you insult them
just a little bit.

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00:11:08,592 --> 00:11:10,684
- Girls?
- Cops.

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00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:12,353
- For real.
- Yeah. Def. Yeah.

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00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:16,023
Oh, look who got a visit
from the pube fairy.

210
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,083
Dude, those aren't pubes.

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00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:21,362
Yeah-huh. Everything new is a pube.

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00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:25,142
So, Simpson,
you got your eyes on any ladies?

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00:11:25,177 --> 00:11:28,526
Uh, yeah, I'm talking to a
couple dozen honeys right now.

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00:11:28,561 --> 00:11:29,990
I'm in love with most of 'em,

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00:11:30,025 --> 00:11:32,431
but right now,
I want to keep my focus on the gym.

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00:11:33,437 --> 00:11:35,450
Pizza rolls are hot!

217
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,119
Uh, what about our reps?

218
00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:38,862
There's plenty of time for that...

219
00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:40,606
after a weight fight!

220
00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:48,514
Working out is awesome!

221
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:54,895
We don't slam doors in this house!

222
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,627
So, uh, how was the mall?

223
00:12:01,645 --> 00:12:05,981
Apparently, I'm the worst mother
in the world for being nice.

224
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:09,743
Lisa had a huge tantrum in
front of the cell phone jewelry.

225
00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:12,471
I've asked her a hundred
times what the problem is,

226
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and she won't tell me.

227
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,657
Can you talk to her?

228
00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:17,251
Of course, honey.

229
00:12:17,328 --> 00:12:20,403
Time for me to earn my
"World's Greatest Dad" mug.

230
00:12:20,497 --> 00:12:23,148
You bought that for yourself
in the hospital gift shop

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while I was giving birth.

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We both left with
something special that day.

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Honey,

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if something's bothering you,

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you got to let it out.

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Like swallowed burps,

237
00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:38,497
buried feelings can burst
out at the worst possible...

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00:12:40,017 --> 00:12:41,942
Mom called me "chunky."

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00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,354
Oh, my God.

240
00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:48,841
Marge did the one thing no
parent is ever supposed to do...

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00:12:48,859 --> 00:12:51,193
acknowledge what their
children look like!

242
00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:53,454
Oh, what do I say to make it better?

243
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:56,123
I know. I'll tell her Marge
isn't her real mother,

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and Lisa and I should
pack up and leave forever.

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00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:01,186
No, something about that feels wrong.

246
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:04,131
Hmm, I must use an entire lifetime

247
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,800
of fatherly knowledge
to help my daughter.

248
00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:12,047
Buying versus leasing... pros and cons.

249
00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:14,958
How many miles do you think
you'll be driving a year?

250
00:13:15,052 --> 00:13:16,952
Thanks for trying, Dad.

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00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:20,038
- That is what you were doing, right?
- Yes.

252
00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:22,541
I can't expect you to
understand my problem.

253
00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:26,545
I just wish I didn't care
what people think.

254
00:13:26,563 --> 00:13:29,214
Honey, if you didn't care,
you wouldn't be human.

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00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:33,568
Not human, I say.

256
00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:35,404
Here we are.

257
00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:38,473
When you called for help,
I was hoping you needed someone

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00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,117
to spell-check your suicide note.

259
00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:43,361
And just so we're clear,
you dented cue ball,

260
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,197
we're not doing this for you.

261
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,307
We're here for Lisa.

262
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:50,310
Hey, look who stopped by!

263
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:53,963
How would you like to go on a
completely spontaneous outing

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with your aunts?

265
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:58,986
- Uh...
- In our world, that's a "yes."

266
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We heard what your mother said.
Not cool.

267
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:05,641
We only use "chunky"
to describe jewelry and stew.

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00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:09,162
And since we've had
stew for breakfast...

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00:14:10,907 --> 00:14:14,001
Kid, your Aunt Selma and I have
been called every mean name

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in the book.

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00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:18,563
You just got to let it
roll off your back.

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00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:19,914
But how?

273
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,824
* When the world *

274
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:24,678
* Hurts your feelings *

275
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:29,499
* And on certain words
you tend to dwell *

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* Then live life like your aunties *

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* And tell the jerks to go to hell *

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00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:42,362
* This is the dawning of the
age of who gives a crap *

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* The age of who gives a crap *

280
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* Who gives a crap *

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* Who gives a crap... *

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* Muffin tops, jowls and crow's feet *

283
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* Droopy boobs and no thigh gap *

284
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* Chicken skin and body odor *

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* Chin hairs that
need some trimmin' *

286
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* All these things
that's wrong with women *

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* It's all good, just go on livin' *

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* Who gives a crap... *

289
00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:21,960
* Who gives a crap? *

290
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:32,395
Lisa, your dad told me
why you've been upset.

291
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I'm so sorry for what I said.

292
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:38,977
It was a mistake, and I feel terrible.

293
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:40,812
Thanks, Mom, but spending the afternoon

294
00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,665
with Aunt Patty and Selma
made me feel a lot better

295
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about myself.

296
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,095
And also, a lot worse
about everyone else.

297
00:15:48,246 --> 00:15:51,323
Mm. Why couldn't I just
keep my mouth shut?

298
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,267
After all,
now that you're off the steroids,

299
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soon you'll be back to normal.

300
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,939
And you'll be my perfect
little girl again.

301
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,399
So, we all better now?

302
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,959
Ooh, how about this one?

303
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,627
It has a lot of notes.

304
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:22,278
I know you like those.

305
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,297
Don't pretend you know what I like.

306
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:27,634
Oh, can you just tell me why
we're back to glowering?!

307
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:29,469
- Huh?
- Marge,

308
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,472
I know all about the rough
patch you're having with Lisa.

309
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,809
I went through the exact same
thing with Milhouse.

310
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,869
We're so similar, you and I.

311
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,220
Are we, though?

312
00:16:39,314 --> 00:16:42,056
Look, I don't just give
this name to everybody.

313
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,043
Just my best girlfriends.

314
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:46,636
Hmm.

315
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,137
Hypnotherapy?

316
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,715
Isn't that a little... woo-woo?

317
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:52,717
Dr. Sage is amazing.

318
00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:56,054
We went in not speaking,
and after one session,

319
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:59,057
- we're back in the tub together!
- Mm.

320
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,713
Oh.

321
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,323
What's up, workout bros?

322
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,919
Who wants toaster strudel?
Extra glaze packets!

323
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:12,971
Hmm?

324
00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:16,666
Guys, look out! There's girls in here.

325
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:19,260
They're called girlfriends, baby dork.

326
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,930
Well, Jimbo and Flor
haven't made it official,

327
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,690
but we're all hopeful.

328
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,266
We don't do labels!

329
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,419
But-but I thought we
came here to work out

330
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,197
and-and microwave golf
balls and talk about girls,

331
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,531
but not real ones!

332
00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:35,184
I thought we were big boys!

333
00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:49,031
So dawn bros down to day.

334
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,344
Nothing swole can stay.

335
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,955
Marge, Lisa, today,
we'll be using hypnotherapy

336
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,974
as a tool that builds empathy

337
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,961
by exploring the landscapes
of each other's minds.

338
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,313
I'm sorry. I just find it
a little hard to believe

339
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:14,482
that everything's going
to be solved just because

340
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,393
you swing a gold pocket
watch in front of my face.

341
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,062
Oh, hypnotism has come a long way

342
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:21,581
since pocket watches.

343
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:25,877
Now, look into Dr. Mysterio's
Mesmerific Hypnowheel.

344
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:32,634
Spinny thing.

345
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:36,930
Where are we?

346
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:38,914
We're in my mind,

347
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,510
and I thought this woman
was a total quack.

348
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:44,754
I can hear everything you're saying.

349
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:46,180
Sorry.

350
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,832
It's so nice here.

351
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:50,518
I feel like I should take my shoes off.

352
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,929
There's a Zen garden, a waterfall.

353
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:56,932
Chunky!

354
00:18:56,952 --> 00:18:59,452
And it's taking up so much space!

355
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,530
Look what it's done
to the Powerpuff Girls.

356
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:07,201
What if I never get
"Chunky" out of my head?

357
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,854
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

358
00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:12,966
If I put it there,
then I'm going to get it out.

359
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,805
Oh.

360
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:22,717
I never realized how
much power my words have.

361
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:25,703
Now that you've explored
Lisa's subconscious,

362
00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:28,706
perhaps we should travel to Marge's.

363
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,841
I have one of those?

364
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,902
My old bedroom.

365
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,137
This must be one of my memories.

366
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:39,025
Mom, what do you think
of my new haircut?

367
00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:40,643
It's nice, but I do think

368
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:44,414
longer hair complements
your plain features.

369
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:49,961
"Plain." Oh, my God.

370
00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:53,631
I don't remember her saying that,
but now I know why

371
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:56,558
it's been in my head
every waking minute.

372
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:04,976
Oh, Lisa, now I know
exactly how I made you feel.

373
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:08,087
Now I know exactly how you felt.

374
00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,214
I love you!

375
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:17,263
I love both of you!

376
00:20:17,414 --> 00:20:18,765
I guess the hurtful things

377
00:20:18,841 --> 00:20:22,009
your mother says to you
never totally disappear.

378
00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:24,920
Maybe they don't, but I really believe

379
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,831
that if you're aware of them,

380
00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:30,351
those words will lose
their power over you...

381
00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:35,523
very, very, very slowly.

382
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,191
If at all.

383
00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:39,243
But probably not.

384
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:52,599
I wonder if everyone has words
from their childhood

385
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:55,092
stuck inside their heads.

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00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:56,093
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00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,882
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00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,255
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389
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,499
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390
00:21:05,971 --> 00:21:07,871
_

391
00:21:08,303 --> 00:21:09,555
_

392
00:21:11,285 --> 00:21:12,985
Ah, lazy.

393
00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:31,284
Shh!

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00:21:34,081 --> 00:21:36,902
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