1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:04,129 Subs by kinglouisxx for www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,590 Hey. What'd the insurance guy say about the roof? 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,593 Well... and I think I've said this virtually every time 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,136 we've had to deal with insurance... 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,013 we're not covered. 6 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,765 Yeah, and unfortunately, we're gonna have to 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:18,477 make the repairs because there are more storms coming. 8 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,646 Well, looked at everything up there. 9 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:21,939 Repairs aren't gonna be cheap. 10 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,565 It's at least $3,000 to patch that area 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,816 where the roof broke away. 12 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,277 I'll grab a tarp from the car. 13 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,987 There goes our honeymoon money. 14 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,322 I'm sorry, babe. 15 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,199 But the good news is, after the work's done, 16 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:35,661 we'll know the house is worth at least $3,000. 17 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,163 This makes no sense. I mean, how do they get away 18 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,207 with not covering tornado damage? 19 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,125 I didn't read the fine print. 20 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,669 But that's because my health insurance 21 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,587 doesn't cover vision. 22 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,588 Which I didn't know 23 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,715 'cause I couldn't read the fine print. 24 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,592 Huh, huh, huh, huh, ohh! 25 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,844 Uh, Mark, you want a ride to school when I'm done? 26 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,263 Oh. There's no school today. 27 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,431 It's closed for a teacher work day. 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,058 And quit trying to butter up my kids. 29 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,686 It's interfering with me trying to make them hate you. 30 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,772 I'm still going, though, because they leave 31 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,399 the library open so you can study, 32 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,900 but I'll just walk. 33 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,569 I'm gonna meet my friends there. 34 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:09,903 Since when do you have friends? 35 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:10,779 Name one. 36 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,489 Mr. Vasily. 37 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,199 Isn't that the lunchroom guy? 38 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,743 Yeah, but he gives me extra tater tots, 39 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,328 and I'm helping him become a citizen. 40 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,872 Uh, do you have any friends that aren't in danger 41 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,749 of being deported? 42 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,251 If you're having trouble making friends at the new school, 43 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,586 you should join some clubs. 44 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,254 Or just change who you are completely 45 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,840 so you're not such a sad bag of dork. 46 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,258 Look, if you need to make a friend, 47 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:32,259 here's what you do. 48 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:33,760 - Join a... - Mom, just stop. 49 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,262 I-I don't need to do anything. 50 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,180 I'll work it out. See you later. 51 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,477 Well, give Mark some time. 52 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,812 He'll make friends. 53 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,939 No. It's been two months at the new school 54 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,608 and nobody's called him to do anything. 55 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,152 All he does is watch TV and do homework. 56 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,945 He's adjusting. That's all. 57 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,947 He hasn't figured out if he's a soch or a jock 58 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,907 or an emo or a goth. 59 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,493 I know. How will he know which group to rumble with 60 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,078 behind the drive-in? 61 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,622 I'm just saying, if it were really a problem, 62 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,998 you know he'd come to you. 63 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,168 I appreciate that, but this is no longer your concern. 64 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,795 If you wanted to play daddy, then you should have married me. 65 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,089 Yes. My mistake. 66 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,717 I could have had those sweet tones in my ear 67 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,052 every morning. 68 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,595 You know, before I opened the door 69 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,764 and ran screaming into traffic. 70 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,140 Oh. Well, there's the door. 71 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,809 You don't want to miss rush hour. 72 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,436 Always a treat. Ta-ta. 73 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:30,567 4x06 - Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It 74 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,061 Excuse me. This isn't Thousand Island. 75 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,854 It's just ketchup and mayonnaise. 76 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,856 In the store, it has relish. 77 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,818 Here's a pickle and a knife. 78 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,361 And if you could make enough for the whole restaurant, 79 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,987 we'd appreciate it. 80 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,491 Hey, we're a sports bar now. 81 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,410 We're gonna have a lot more customers. 82 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,078 You have got to stay cool. 83 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,579 I'm sorry. 84 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,748 I'm just so pissed because I've been doing so great 85 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,042 in my abnormal psychology class, 86 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,753 and I didn't get picked for anybody's study group. 87 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,297 They probably think I'm old and boring and stupid. 88 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:38,260 Old, boring, stupid people play a huge role in college. 89 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,095 You can't graduate in the "top half" of a class 90 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,597 unless there's a bottom half. 91 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,933 Is there somebody at school you can complain to? 92 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,769 Yeah. There's a girl, Lucy, who coordinates the groups. 93 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,938 Well, then, get her on the phone and give her hell. 94 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,319 - Hey, Lucy. - Hey, Becky. 95 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,281 Bet you didn't even think I knew how to use FaceTime, right? 96 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,575 Because I'm so old. 97 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,119 That's why you didn't want me in your study groups. 98 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,579 It's just that we figured you were busy 99 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,831 with your job or your kid. 100 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,083 Everybody wanted you in their study group. 101 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,461 Really? 102 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,130 Oh. That makes me so happy. 103 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,091 I have a lot to contribute to abnormal psychology. 104 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,719 Everyone in class realized that they were dating 105 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,721 someone from one of the chapters? 106 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:26,141 I'm old. I've dated, like, all the chapters. 107 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,350 That's awesome. 108 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,102 Well, there's a group meeting at noon. 109 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,771 I'll let the study captain know you're joining. 110 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,439 Thank you so much. 111 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,233 I need the afternoon off. 112 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,610 Today?! 113 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,321 I didn't realize they were gonna drag your stupid old ass off 114 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,364 to a study group right away. 115 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,158 There's a game tonight. 116 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,203 We're gonna be doing moonshine shots for a quarter. 117 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,331 We're bringing in the trailer park crowd. 118 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,291 Please. 119 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,376 I'll figure out something. 120 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,836 Oh, thank you. 121 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,547 Don't worry. I will be here for last call. 122 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,840 I went to rehab. 123 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,301 I know the difference between guys who need Narcan 124 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,512 and the ones who are just napping. 125 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,683 Hey. 126 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,352 Oh, hey. If you're looking for Jackie, 127 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,728 I think she's at the restaurant. 128 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,439 Actually, I came over to talk to you. 129 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,066 Can you give me any ideas 130 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,860 on how to entertain a 14-year-old boy? 131 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,488 Neville, this might be a bigger conversation. 132 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,656 Come on, I'm serious. 133 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,991 A-A friend of mine is going through a rough divorce 134 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,953 and asked if her son could stay with me for a few weeks, 135 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:31,248 and I felt bad for her, so I said okay. 136 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,624 Oh. Well, that was sweet. 137 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,335 Yeah, but he doesn't know anybody in Lanford, 138 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,379 so I have to bring him to work. 139 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,422 I let him shave a monkey for surgery. 140 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,716 I mean, what kid wouldn't enjoy that? 141 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,594 Never even put down his phone. 142 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,388 No. This is perfect. 143 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,598 Mark is having a hard time making friends 144 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,891 at his new school. 145 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,434 He could use somebody to hang with. 146 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,686 Oh, that's fantastic. 147 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,021 Yeah. The only thing is Mark is super sensitive 148 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,648 about not having any friends, 149 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,900 so I have to think of a casual way 150 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,069 for him to meet your friend's kid. 151 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,363 Hmm. 152 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,573 All right. 153 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,242 You and Mark are having lunch at The Lunch Box. 154 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,828 Suddenly, the brakes on my car go out, 155 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,664 and I skid to a stop right in front of the restaurant. 156 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,249 I pretend to have a heart attack... 157 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,418 it turns out just to be anxiety... 158 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,170 but I send Logan into The Lunch Box 159 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,463 to call for an ambulance. 160 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,007 He meets Mark. 161 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,758 They find out they have a lot in common 162 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,136 and become friends. 163 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,305 What do you think? 164 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,765 Or... 165 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,767 I get Mark to The Lunch Box, 166 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,521 and you and Logan are looking for a place to get pie. 167 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,024 You think the kids are gonna buy that? 168 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,073 Becky. 169 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,909 You said you were gonna be done with your study group 170 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,702 like 30 minutes ago. 171 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,079 I need you to go over the meat and poultry order 172 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,123 'cause, uh, I'm not sure if I got too much. 173 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,292 We're talking about Kluver-Bucy Syndrome. 174 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,501 It's fascinating. 175 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,920 It's people who have the urge 176 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,173 to have a sexual relationship with an inanimate object. 177 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:06,927 Well, a lamp won't steal your Social Security number, 178 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,304 buy an RV, and drive to Mexico. 179 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,767 Just get over here as soon as you can, okay? 180 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,814 Neville's texting you. 181 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,650 Oh, he is? 182 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,487 Oh. Oh, he says he's stopping by for pie. 183 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,768 Does he text you every time he wants dessert? 184 00:07:27,877 --> 00:07:29,699 Yes. 185 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,370 Um, a-also he says he's taking care of 186 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,330 a friend's kid and, I'll be darned, 187 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,165 he's the same age as you. 188 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,500 "You'll be darned"? 189 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,877 Okay, what kind of crap are you pulling this time? 190 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,672 What, just because I used an old-fashioned phrase, 191 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,465 I'm "Miss Shady Pants"? 192 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,259 Okay, fine. But this kid's parents 193 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,178 are going through a really bad divorce. 194 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,805 He doesn't know anybody out here. 195 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,640 You're having trouble making friends. 196 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,766 So you're gonna force me to hang out 197 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:55,767 with a kid I don't know. 198 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,686 Hey, I had problems making friends 199 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,020 when I was your age, too. 200 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,689 And I wouldn't let anybody help me. 201 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,482 Because of it, I spent a lot of time alone, 202 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,359 and I ended up marrying the first guy 203 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,027 that was interested in hanging out with me. 204 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,487 But it was all worth it because I had 205 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,489 two really annoying kids. 206 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,366 So, get it together, take the help, 207 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,659 and make a friend here. 208 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,538 - Hi. - Hey! What? 209 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,873 Well, isn't this a fun coincidence 210 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,583 that we were in the neighborhood? 211 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,211 Uh, Logan, this is Mark. 212 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,921 And how old are you, Mark? 213 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,214 The same age as Logan. 214 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,049 I'll be darned. 215 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,051 He's onto us. Sit down. 216 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,432 So, Logan, Neville says 217 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,891 you're gonna be here for a little while. 218 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,102 What kind of things do you like to do? 219 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,311 I don't know. 220 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,439 Play video games, I guess? 221 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:46,192 - Not shave animals. - Oh. 222 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,402 Well, that's great. 223 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,571 Mark doesn't like to shave animals, either, 224 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,698 and he likes video games. 225 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,409 He went to a computer camp where he made his own game. 226 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,618 Tell him, Mark. 227 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,829 I made a game called "Rabbit Dash." 228 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,583 There was a rabbit and, spoiler alert, it dashed. 229 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,959 I was supposed to go to camp. 230 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,754 My dad's cheating and my mom's drinking screwed it up. 231 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,213 But the important thing is, 232 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,924 "They both love me and that will never change." 233 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,093 Oh, so you're a kid whose family broke up. 234 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,929 What a unique and special tale. 235 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,222 Can we just go? 236 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:19,267 No, stay. I-I'm buying lunch. 237 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,062 Mark, why don't you help me get some water for the table? 238 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,860 Why are you acting like a rude and insensitive jerk? 239 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,612 Because I told you I didn't want this 240 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,947 and you're continuing to push me anyway. 241 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,283 How would you feel if I went to the mall 242 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,952 and brought back some random adult for you to play with? 243 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,287 Well, if you narrow it down 244 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,164 to men in their 40s with teeth and a job, 245 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,916 I'll take whatever you bring back. 246 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,381 Sorry about what I said. 247 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,342 It wasn't about you. It's just... 248 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,678 I was mad because my mother's always in my business. 249 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,055 I get it. 250 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,141 My mother dropped me off with this goofy dude for a month. 251 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,102 Yeah, but I should know better. 252 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,812 My parents are divorced, too. 253 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:04,896 It sucks. 254 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,856 Tell me about it. 255 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,067 My dad's moving to Oklahoma. 256 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,028 I'm gonna have to go to a new school out there. 257 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,324 I'll have to come out to everyone all over again. 258 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,326 Oh. 259 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,745 Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst. 260 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,248 I just had to do that at my new school. 261 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,666 How did you do it? 262 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,753 Well, somebody asked me if I was gay and I said, "Yeah." 263 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,004 Good story, man. 264 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,256 I know, right? 265 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,717 Listen, um, we've been doing movie nights at my house 266 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,719 a few nights a week. Why don't you come over? 267 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,390 Only if you tell me more of your epic stories. 268 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,267 Oh, I have a lot more. 269 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,643 Like this one time, 270 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,769 a kid asked me if I was straight 271 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,688 and I said, "No." 272 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,276 We need to talk. 273 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,862 Oh, sorry I missed work today. 274 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,072 We all got lost in Freud. 275 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,992 Some pretentious ass talked about the Electra Complex 276 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,952 for an hour. 277 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:01,995 It was me! 278 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,622 I was the pretentious ass! 279 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,000 It just feels so good to learn about all these things 280 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,251 I never knew about. 281 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,752 Look, Becky, I'm really glad 282 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,296 that you love going to college, 283 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,839 but we're finally doing great, 284 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,091 and you're disappearing on me. 285 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,303 I wanted to do this with family, like I did with Roseanne. 286 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,139 I know, but a lot has happened since we started. 287 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,975 Rehab, and now college... 288 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,020 I hate that I feel this way, but for the first time, 289 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,230 I can see other things in my future, 290 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,399 and I'm excited about that. 291 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,609 So, what are you saying? 292 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:36,029 I'm saying that I don't want to keep letting you down, 293 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,824 so maybe I should go part-time 294 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,328 and you should find someone who wants to run a restaurant. 295 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,872 Come on, remember how excited we were 296 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,665 when we were chasing the dream? 297 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,335 We stole from my mom, I slapped Darlene, 298 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,587 we bribed a councilman, 299 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:57,258 and now you're saying that the fun is over? 300 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,551 Mostly for me. 301 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,094 But you found your path. 302 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,388 You're the queen of stew. 303 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,683 I guess it's meant to be. 304 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,645 I'll always be here if you need me. 305 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,104 And you've got Neville. 306 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,691 Yeah, but he only wants to be involved up to a point. 307 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,318 He's a vet. 308 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,737 He's saving cows. I'm dicin' 'em up 309 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,656 and throwing 'em in with carrots. 310 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,534 You got this, Jackie. 311 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,120 And the holidays are coming up. 312 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,041 I'm sure we're gonna find another reason to slap Darlene! 313 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,254 Oh! Another fun fact... 314 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,339 did you know that no one in "Casablanca" ever says, 315 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,549 "Play it again, Sam"? Huh? 316 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,178 That's a lot of fun facts for being 10 minutes into a movie. 317 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,681 Well, congratulations, Logan. 318 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,517 Yeah! Only hanging around here for three weeks 319 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,478 and you're officially a snide little putz. 320 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,522 Thank you. It comes easy 321 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,650 when you're hanging out with a pretentious, old gas-bag. 322 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,111 John Mahoney said that last night in "Moonstruck." 323 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,779 Fun fact. 324 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,825 I'm going to get popcorn. 325 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,829 Don't get up. It's just me. 326 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,248 Not interfering. 327 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,499 How's it going? 328 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,126 Watching a movie. Nothing to see here. 329 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,961 Move along. 330 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,504 I'm going to see my psychic. 331 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,715 Anybody want anything from the future? 332 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,467 All right, I thought that was funny. Bye. 333 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,934 Can we just blow off the movie and go up to your room? 334 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,477 And do what? 335 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:35,148 You know, hang out. 336 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,443 Oh. 337 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,945 Right. Gotcha. 338 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,322 You mean right now? 339 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,198 Yeah, before Ben gets back 340 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,451 and tells us fun facts about popcorn. 341 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,456 Have you ever had a boyfriend? 342 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,792 Well, I kissed one guy and a girl made me give her a hickey, 343 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,962 so I'm more of a player. 344 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,923 Don't worry about it. I know what to do. 345 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,675 I had a boyfriend all last year. 346 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,512 You know, if you want to. 347 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,681 Yeah. Yeah, I want to. 348 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,059 I just didn't know that you want to. 349 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,479 Now that I know that you want to, I want to, too. 350 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,980 I think I'm a little nervous. 351 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,941 Saying "I want to" a lot. 352 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,738 We can watch the end again 353 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,782 when Logan can stay longer, okay? 354 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,158 Now, you guys could've seen the whole thing 355 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,826 if you hadn't been up there for half an hour. 356 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,495 Yeah, I know. 357 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,500 Do you think that Ingrid Bergman 358 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,251 is gonna forget about Humphrey Bogart 359 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,711 when she has to leave? 360 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,837 No. 361 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,631 That's what makes it so heartbreaking. 362 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,425 She has to go even though they still love each other. 363 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,677 But at least he's still got his other friends from the movie, 364 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,430 like, uh, Signor Ugarte, huh? 365 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,848 "Rick, hide me! 366 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,433 Do something! You must help me! 367 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,810 Rick!" 368 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,521 Don't do that with anyone else. 369 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,522 It's disturbing. 370 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,947 But sh-she might forget him, right? 371 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,200 All right. 372 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,454 What's going on, pal? 373 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,581 I was just wondering... 374 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,126 when you know someone has to leave and you really like them, 375 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:22,713 and all you've done is kiss, is it stupid... 376 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,008 to do more so they don't forget you? 377 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,386 Is this about you and Logan? 378 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,554 Yeah. 379 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,389 Okay. 380 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,933 At this point in the discussion, I'm obliged to say 381 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,226 that this is the sort of thing 382 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,769 you usually discuss with your mom. 383 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,229 No, no, this is different. 384 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,397 She treats me like a kid, 385 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,442 and I think this would make her flip out. 386 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,236 Logan's going back to Oklahoma for the whole school year. 387 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,321 I don't want him to forget about me. 388 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,990 Yeah, but you guys haven't even known each other 389 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,366 for that long. 390 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,659 And, hey, you don't want to be pressured 391 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,079 into doing anything just 'cause he's leaving. 392 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,956 Are you sure you don't want to talk to your mom? 393 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,458 No. She won't listen. 394 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,586 She doesn't get it. She'll just ruin everything. 395 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,797 Well, your mom and I have had our issues, 396 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,800 so I'm not the most objective, 397 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:12,513 but I do think that your mom always means well 398 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,767 when she's, you know, destroying lives. 399 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,066 What are you still doing here? 400 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,194 Movie night's over, we're not getting married, 401 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,987 go get your coffee at the gas station. 402 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,489 Bye. 403 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,950 I'm here because Mark and I had a little talk tonight. 404 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,912 We were watching "Casablanca" and he told me 405 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,538 that he and Logan might be at the beginning 406 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,207 of a beautiful relationship. 407 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,167 Oh, my God. That's so cute. 408 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,919 They have a crush on each other? 409 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,754 Oh, it's more than a crush. 410 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,049 They were kissing up in Mark's bedroom. 411 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,759 Mark really likes this guy, 412 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,137 and he is seriously thinking about going further. 413 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,431 Going further? 414 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,807 He's only 14. 415 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,476 He told you all this? 416 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,852 Yeah. 417 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,647 He's afraid that Logan will forget about him if he doesn't. 418 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,899 Why is he even coming to you? 419 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,984 This wouldn't have happened if you weren't hanging out here 420 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,945 all the time. My God, get a life. 421 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,613 This isn't about me. 422 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,615 This is about how you hammer your kids 423 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,450 into doing what you want them to do. 424 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,035 No. I don't always hammer them. 425 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,663 Sometimes I manipulate, sometimes I coerce, 426 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,457 and when times are good, I bribe. 427 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,668 But I don't have to do any of that with Mark. 428 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,045 We talk about everything. 429 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,880 Why didn't you just tell him to come to me? 430 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,590 I did. He didn't want to. 431 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,300 That doesn't make any sense. 432 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,303 He said you wouldn't listen, that you wouldn't understand, 433 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,471 and that you would just come in 434 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,181 and ruin everything with Logan. 435 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,351 That sounds like Harris. 436 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,811 I know. Doesn't it? 437 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,982 What's wrong? 438 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,150 Well, Mark didn't tell me that he's got a boyfriend, 439 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,279 and I'm afraid that he's gonna have sex. 440 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,531 How long have we been doing this? 441 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,533 I come in, I ask what's wrong, you say "nothing," 442 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,909 I grab my beer, and leave. 443 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,328 Now, what's wrong? 444 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,872 - Nothing. - That's what I'm talking about. 445 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,297 Hey. 446 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,173 How's it going? 447 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,010 Good. How's it going with you? 448 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,845 Good. 449 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,892 How's Logan doing? 450 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,436 Good. 451 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,730 Good. 452 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,857 I like Logan. 453 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,359 I like Logan, too. 454 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,611 A lot. 455 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,573 You know, that's kind of how your dad and I met. 456 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,867 His family was having problems. 457 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,702 But I was lucky. He didn't have to leave, 458 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,664 like Logan, so I didn't feel like I had to rush things. 459 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,834 You were lucky. 460 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,128 A person in a different situation might be thinking 461 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,589 about doing stuff with somebody because they're going away 462 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,633 and that person doesn't want them to forget them. 463 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,387 Now I'm sure you're gonna tell me what you think. 464 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,222 Oh, it doesn't matter what I think. 465 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,642 I'm just here to listen. 466 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,394 This must be killing you. 467 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,479 You have no idea. 468 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,939 This is, like, my worst nightmare. 469 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,524 I appreciate the effort, 470 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,777 so I'm gonna put you out of your misery. 471 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,571 I decided to slow things way down. 472 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,574 Thanks for trusting me to make my own decision. 473 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,867 No. Why wouldn't I trust you? 474 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,951 You're a smart kid. 475 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,244 You know that doing something 476 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,497 that you're not physically and emotionally ready for 477 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,749 would have serious consequences. 478 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,167 But that's your call. 479 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:34,423 But, when Logan leaves, it's gonna hurt. 480 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,676 It will. 481 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,219 But you will be okay. 482 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,721 And if you're not, I'd be happy to talk to you about it 483 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,723 in vague terms so that neither one of us knows 484 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,267 what the hell we're talking about. 485 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,894 I'd like that. 486 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,234 Jeez, is there no time of day 487 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,277 you don't come in the kitchen? 488 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,904 It's okay, you can stay. 489 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,284 And, uh, I owe you an apology. 490 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,079 Thank you for telling me what Mark said. 491 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,539 We just had a good talk. 492 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,667 Actually, he talked and I listened. 493 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,253 You know what? I didn't care for it. 494 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,130 I'm glad things worked out. 495 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,382 Thank you. 496 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,678 So, are you, uh, seeing anyone yet? 497 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,680 Will my answer determine which cup of coffee 498 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,598 has the poison in it? 499 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,308 No. 500 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,937 I am not. 501 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,063 But I did meet a nice woman 502 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,940 at the hardware store the other day. 503 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,193 But she was in her 70s. 504 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,655 But her daughter was smoking hot. 505 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,033 See? 506 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,411 We hate each other, but we're having fun. 507 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,624 For those who I haven't talked to yet, 508 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,461 thank you for joining Second Chances. 509 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,255 I took this work-study job as a mentor 510 00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,217 because I know that getting your GED in this program 511 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,386 will change your life. 512 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,679 Is this your house? 513 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,557 No, it's my dad's. I live in the basement. 514 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,185 I'm pregnant and haven't even graduated high school 515 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,103 and I have my own apartment. 516 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,230 Well, good for you. 517 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,275 The point is, I want to help you 518 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,611 because I don't want you to have to start over 519 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,196 when you're my age. 520 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,156 What are you, like 35? 521 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,367 I'm just gonna go ahead and say it... 522 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,536 you're my favorite.