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* Love is a song that never ends *

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* Sunshine turns to rain *

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* In Disney cartoons, a parent dies *

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* Life will be full of pain *

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* We bring tears to children's eyes *

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* They'll never sleep again *

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* Ooh. *

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Barti, wait for me.

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Shh! Stop all that noise.

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A hunter has entered the forest.

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Cool. What's a hunter?

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- Run, Barti, run!
- Not without you, Mama.

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Owl season starts next week. Next week!

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- Death.
- Barti, if you love me, run!

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I made it, Mama.

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Mama?

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Mama?!

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Where-where's my mama?

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I'm fine, sweetheart. I'm fine.

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Your father took care of the bad man.

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Time for a little "stag party."

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- Thank God you're herbivores.
- That's right.

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And today your name is "Herb."

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This family is so poor.

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I hate to say it,
but you are a bad provider.

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Hey, I put a roof over your head.

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Okay, under your head.

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Family, I have excellent news.

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I got a job as a tutor in a nice,
rich home.

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How deep is the water
in their living room?

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There's no water in their living room.

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That's a thing?

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Oh, Homie, use a coaster.

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Okay, here's a math problem.

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How long can the two of us

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watch your hundred-inch TV
before anyone gets wise?

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"Y" equals 102.

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What the hell are you talking about?

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I want to watch TV.

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Tickets.

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Oh, this works on two levels:
blood and guts.

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Sir, you're not happy with me? Why?

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You have the poor person smell.

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Gas station ramen, a whiff of despair.

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May I? Oh, also class resentment.

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Almost boiling over.

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- Very dangerous.
- Mm-hmm.

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Now leave.
I just have to find another idiot

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to take your job.

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Idiot, eh?

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How did you hear about this position?

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Well, through proper channels.

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Certainly not through your tutor,

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who I never met,

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Or your new maid, Marge. Or your...

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Lisa, what's your job again?

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Uh, sir, I'm the art teacher.

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Aw, you've loved art ever
since you were a little...

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late for the job interview.

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Ja, ja. Gut.

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We are leaving on a long vacation.

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Here are the keys to the beer garden,
the saxophone room,

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and my armory of stink bombs.

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- Can we trust you?
- Honored sir,

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we are beyond reproach.

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Especially the new groundskeeper.

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Ah.

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I think she has a
thing for the pool boy.

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Stupid rich people.

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While they're gone,
we eat their food, drink their booze,

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and break their complicated toilets.

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I was not built for the American ass.

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He thinks I am a drinking fountain. Ugh.

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Who could that be? At this hour?

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In the pouring rain?

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Please let me in. My jeans are wet.

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And they're my only pair of pants.

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Oh, you poor, poor man.

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Can I get you some tea?

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Oh, yeah, I-I know where it is.

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Sir, what are you doing?

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I need to go... downstairs.

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Daddy's coming!

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Go on... without me.

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Really, fatso?

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You're that exhausted going downstairs?

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Why, you little...

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Huh?

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That's right, I hid my family

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in this cramped, windowless basement.

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This is nicer than our house.

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See what I mean? Bad provider.

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Everything was great

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until you parasites took our jobs.

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You're squatting in the basement
and you're calling us parasites?

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Well, maybe the truth is
the master is the parasite

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because he exploits us all,
and, um, yeah, okay.

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This is where you're
supposed to be smacking them

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- with the frying pan.
- Sorry.

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- Parasites.
- Parasites!

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Geez, how many people live down here?

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People of all incomes.

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This house is an allegory.

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Emphasis on "gory."

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You don't have a worthwhile
bone in your body.

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Wait! If we all work together,
regardless of class,

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we could finally change
everything for the better.

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Wow, that sounds great.
Unless it's socialism.

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Not totally, but certain aspects are

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- similar to social...
- Kill her!

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Seeing all that horror
and poverty makes me think

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- we should lower the corporate tax rate even further.
- Agreed.

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There's no way they can get up here,
is there?

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Heh, heh, heh.

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My last words are

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"I'm too young and beautiful to die.

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Take a baby instead."

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Well, Marge, I finally got you
a house with no leaks.

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Yeah, but it's filled with dead bodies.

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Some people are never happy.

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And they say on moonless nights,

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just like this one,

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in ordinary neighborhoods,
just like this one,

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the ghost of the murdered squirrel

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leaps, treehouse to treehouse,

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biting the toes of little girls.

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You sure scared them.

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- Can you get off my lap?
- In due time.

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Oh, Marge.

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I did a chore today.

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Which one?

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Unloaded the dishwasher.
All... the... way.

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Ooh.

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Mom, Dad, can we sleep in your bed?

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Oh, which scary story did
Bart tell you this time?

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The one where the little girl's
head is filled with potato bugs,

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and there's no way she can tell?

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'Cause that's only partially true.

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No! And that's even worse!

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Lousy treehouse.

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Every year, three scary stories:

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two of them good,
and a lame one in the middle.

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I'll put an end to that.

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Stupid hard work.
I'll put an end to that.

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Who dares cleave my trunk, because...

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You keep talkin'.

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I'm gonna chop you down

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before you finish that sentence.

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I am Groot.

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Hmm. You're real mature.

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Laughin' at a brain-damaged tree.

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Help! Help! S-O-S!

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Is there a dendrologist in the house?

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And this is the Doppler Effect...

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Always teaching science...

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_

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Oh, ain't that nice? A tree farm.

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No!

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This holiday is worse
than Dutch Elm Disease.

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Eh, no offense there.

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_

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Oh, yeah...

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Humans have abused us for too long.

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Today we celebrate our Arbor Day.

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We have got to get a better
name for that holiday.

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I may live in the human world,

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but I never forget my tree roots.

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Hey! How'd you like me to
pick something off you?

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I didn't like it at all.

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Feed me. Feed me!

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You're not a tree. You're a plant.

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Yes, but I identify as a tree.

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I'm a trans-plant.

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A legion of forest grumps
is heading into town,

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bent on revenge for years
of bad tree-tment.

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This just in, my chest...

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All right, this is it.
No tree is a match for

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a human with a wooden bat.

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First, we kill them,
then we hang our hammocks!

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Finally I'll get my revenge

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for all the leaves I had to rake,
and all the prunin'.

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And the times a tree leaped
out in front of me tractor

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when I was textin' me friends.

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Gah!

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Oh, no. Pollen!

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And I'm all out of antihistamine.

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- Huh?
- Time to hit me a homer.

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Whee!

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Oh, the trees won.

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Another crass play for
an environmental award.

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You will make a fine beanbag chair.

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That is very difficult to dispute.

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However...

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Oh, boy...

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Halloween isn't over, and they're
already starting with Christmas.

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In January, Bart was awful,

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put earthworms in his father's waffle.

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In February, the dead of winter,

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Bart catfished teacher, right on Tinder.

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In March, we saw the start of spring.

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Bart unscrewed the playground swing.

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April's known for paying taxes.

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For Bart, it's known
for nude butt faxes.

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- In May...
- Oh, how many months are there?!

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In May we dance around a pole.

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Bart knocked it down
with a car he stole.

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June is halfway through the year.

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Bart has a sip of his first beer.

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July is when the Bastille falls.

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Bart cuts heads off Lisa's dolls.

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August is always a scorcher.

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Bart perfects his turtle torture.

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September, Bart won't even mention.

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He spends the whole month in detention.

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October ends with Halloween.

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Bart eats candy till he's green.

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In November, Bart can carve the turkey.

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He'll be serving human jerky.

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Then, worst of all, in cold December...

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R.I.P.

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Lisa, we have something to tell you.

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We had a party and didn't invite you.

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It was a week ago.
We watched a cool TikTok.

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But anyone who watches the TikTok

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dies after seven days.

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I watched it first.

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Oopsie!

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Finally, I'm not a twin anymore.

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I can have the top bunk and...

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I killed Jerry and Larry.

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Bart, have you heard
about this deadly TikTok?

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Oh, yeah. Everyone was invited
to that party except you.

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- Even Milhouse?
- I was the bouncer.

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Then I watched that TikTok eight times.

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I didn't watch it.
But you can if you want.

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_

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Nice try.

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If we knew what was in that video,

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maybe we could stop it.

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_

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We just have to find someone

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who isn't afraid of death

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and likes to watch TV.

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I'm your man.

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But, Grampa, if you do watch,
you die in seven days.

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That's three more than
the doctor gave me.

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Okay.

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First, there's an evil-looking ring.

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Then an empty chair.

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Then a lady combing her hair.

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I like the old movies where
the combing was implied.

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Now there's a bunch of maggots.

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Satan head.

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More maggots. More maggots.

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No, wait, that's an ad for Chipotle.

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Now a woman's jumping off a cliff,

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00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:00,632
and we end up with an abandoned well.

266
00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,893
This is the kind of movie
you watch in a museum

267
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,286
when your feet hurt.

268
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:05,787
And my feet always hurt.

269
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:09,399
Seven days.

270
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:13,128
- What?
- Seven days.

271
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,963
I can't hear ya.

272
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,148
Seven days.

273
00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:19,167
Maybe I better jot this down.

274
00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:20,802
What was your name again?

275
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,642
I don't know who you
are or what you want,

276
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:29,978
but let me give you
my credit card number.

277
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:31,904
I don't have time for your nonsense.

278
00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:33,164
We have bigger problems.

279
00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:35,550
Steroid allegations
on the kickball team.

280
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,429
Psst.

281
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,723
I know about your infernal TikTok.

282
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:49,088
This is the tragic tale
of a sad second-grader.

283
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,257
Mopey Mary, they called her.

284
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,168
Kids can be so cruel.

285
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:57,522
Ooh, "Mopey." The worst thing
you can call someone in 1932.

286
00:16:58,222 --> 00:17:00,024
One cold February,

287
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,510
after receiving naught
in her Valentine's box

288
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:04,679
but a poop from the class rabbit,

289
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:08,016
poor Mary ran to the old school well

290
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,517
and threw herself in.

291
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,944
She was down there for seven days

292
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,965
before anyone bothered to look.

293
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,634
Fortunately, it was the end of my shift.

294
00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,125
Wait a minute.

295
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,881
We don't have a school well.

296
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,048
I covered it

297
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,701
so no one would ever go near it again.

298
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,795
They say the unhappy
spirit of Mopey Mary lurks

299
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:33,466
in the murderous video
shared by popular children.

300
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,635
Shouldn't you have
told the police first?

301
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,228
I tried to tell Wiggum.

302
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,531
He got scared and ran off.

303
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,218
Daddy, that's my pee-pee bed.

304
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,495
Uh, not anymore.

305
00:17:49,576 --> 00:17:52,060
Looks like it's up to
me to save the school.

306
00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:53,561
I can do this.

307
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:55,154
Beware.

308
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,731
Milhouse?

309
00:17:56,824 --> 00:18:00,010
Yeah. It was really nice of
them to give me ghost glasses.

310
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:01,569
Now, be careful, Lisa.

311
00:18:01,588 --> 00:18:04,014
And can you kill off
a Hershey bar for me?

312
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:06,241
I think that's how I get one.

313
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,076
The rules aren't very clear up here.

314
00:18:08,094 --> 00:18:09,686
I will.

315
00:18:19,105 --> 00:18:21,612
Seven days.

316
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:22,941
- Coward!
- Say what?

317
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,109
I don't want to wait seven days.

318
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,353
So... come and get me now.

319
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:30,874
Uh, I have to move some stuff around;
just a sec.

320
00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:36,362
Killing you is very
important to us. Please hold.

321
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:39,774
Your curse will be answered
in the order it was received.

322
00:18:40,801 --> 00:18:42,610
Okay, um, how's Wednesday?

323
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,720
I've got a guy coming to look at

324
00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,447
the air conditioner in the morning.

325
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:48,225
Kill me now or kill me never.

326
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,517
Fine!

327
00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:03,631
Hello, Mary. I'm not scared.

328
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:07,018
Um, would you mind taking those
black boots off in the house?

329
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,653
Oh, wait.

330
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,731
Those are your feet!

331
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,480
Um, I wanted to give you something.

332
00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:21,149
Something that will change
the way you look at the world.

333
00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:24,502
Here it is.

334
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,323
A valentine? For me?

335
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,267
I want to be your friend.

336
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,993
I want to braid your hair

337
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,603
and see your beautiful face.

338
00:19:34,848 --> 00:19:36,681
Ah! All right. All right.

339
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,833
We'll work with that. Oh...

340
00:19:38,852 --> 00:19:40,443
You know why I'm smiling?

341
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,020
'Cause I have a best friend!

342
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:44,281
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Best friend?

343
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:46,611
I've already suffocated.

344
00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:48,285
Give me a little space.

345
00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:50,194
Okay, no problem.

346
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,697
Hey, I wrote you
a song on the saxophone.

347
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,958
It's called "Well Bottom Blues."

348
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,456
I'll tell you what. I'm just gonna walk

349
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,496
right over here, okay?

350
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:03,358
You sound great.

351
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,860
I bet it sounds even better
from the bottom of the well.

352
00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:14,886
* We'll see you next Halloween *

353
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:19,316
* With tales of horror and pain *

354
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:24,470
* Treehouse X-X-X-I-I-I *

355
00:20:24,564 --> 00:20:29,159
* Take a trip down
Dismembering Lane *

356
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:33,979
* Where were Kang
and Kodos this time? *

357
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:38,409
* Crammed into the final frame. *

358
00:20:38,562 --> 00:20:41,487
We're dimmer stars
than Proxima Centauri.

359
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,879
Let's go drown our sorrows
in a child's blood.

360
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,402
Hasn't there been enough
death in this episode?

361
00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:49,262
Really?

362
00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:48,219
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