1 00:01:06,312 --> 00:01:10,312 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:43,212 --> 00:01:44,847 What the hell? 3 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:48,679 Hey, uh, Dad. Can I get a superhero toy? 4 00:01:48,684 --> 00:01:50,181 - Yes, Vic. - Dad. 5 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:52,016 I'll hop in line at the register. 6 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:53,489 Meet me there. Be quick. 7 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,195 I know this memory. 8 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,816 Can I have Mary on the toy aisle? 9 00:02:25,821 --> 00:02:27,051 Why are you grabbing me? 10 00:02:27,056 --> 00:02:28,486 Take your hands off of my son. 11 00:02:28,491 --> 00:02:29,692 He's damaging property. 12 00:02:30,592 --> 00:02:31,788 He's looking for a toy. 13 00:02:31,793 --> 00:02:32,891 Let's see what the cops say. 14 00:02:32,895 --> 00:02:34,992 Am I going to jail? 15 00:02:34,997 --> 00:02:38,601 - Dad? - Look, I will pay for whatever the damages. 16 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:41,404 Vic, why are these on the floor? 17 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:45,670 Now is not the time to be a coward, young man. 18 00:02:45,675 --> 00:02:48,644 I was just looking for some black superhero toys. 19 00:02:50,346 --> 00:02:52,543 We don't carry Black superhero toys. 20 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:53,945 Why not? 21 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:56,614 No one buys Black superhero toys. 22 00:02:56,619 --> 00:02:58,854 Look, I guarantee you, he meant no harm. 23 00:02:59,822 --> 00:03:01,657 Give me a moment with my son. 24 00:03:10,199 --> 00:03:11,429 I'm sorry, Dad. 25 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,269 I just wanted a Black superhero toy. 26 00:03:14,604 --> 00:03:15,800 I made a mistake. 27 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:17,702 We don't get to make mistakes. 28 00:03:17,707 --> 00:03:20,676 One mistake could cost you your life. 29 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,412 Here. 30 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,721 General Tony's Black. Be like General Tony. 31 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,258 Clean this up. 32 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,798 I'm going to go apologize to the store manager. 33 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,080 Looks like my transport's here. 34 00:04:03,085 --> 00:04:04,085 You take point. 35 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:05,954 What? 36 00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:16,493 # A, B, C, D, E, F, G # 37 00:04:16,498 --> 00:04:20,698 # H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P # 38 00:04:20,703 --> 00:04:24,835 # Q, R, S, T, U, V # 39 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:28,673 # W, X, Y, Z # 40 00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:30,207 What the fuck? 41 00:04:30,212 --> 00:04:33,010 # Now, I know my ABCs # 42 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:40,518 # Next time, won't you sing with me # 43 00:04:40,523 --> 00:04:44,455 What kind of Captain Kangaroo Jim Henson devilry is this? 44 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,891 Look, everybody, it's Jane. 45 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:49,126 Hi, Jane. 46 00:04:49,131 --> 00:04:51,128 Um, where am I? 47 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:53,430 You're on Underground Avenue. 48 00:04:53,435 --> 00:04:55,466 That's so awesome and totally makes sense 49 00:04:55,471 --> 00:04:56,906 and no sense at all. 50 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,575 And who the fuck are you? 51 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,507 Jane. 52 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,076 You remember Harry? 53 00:05:05,081 --> 00:05:07,378 You rescued him from the well. 54 00:05:07,383 --> 00:05:09,480 This is Kay's imaginary world. 55 00:05:09,485 --> 00:05:13,684 She's all grown up now and perfect. 56 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,252 - Oh. - Ah. 57 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:17,660 The toy fucking lamb can talk now? 58 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:21,992 Come here. Come here. 59 00:05:21,997 --> 00:05:25,096 Come here. Come on. Come on. 60 00:05:25,101 --> 00:05:28,165 Here's the deal. We're in Kay's subconscious. 61 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:29,901 I thought we're always in Kay's subconscious. 62 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:31,569 Do I have a PhD in subconscious shit? 63 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:32,703 How the fuck should I know? 64 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,904 Point is, she's in control. 65 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:35,272 She's a well-adjusted adult. 66 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:37,341 Not. And we're fucking puppets. 67 00:05:37,346 --> 00:05:38,776 So go with it. 68 00:05:38,781 --> 00:05:42,385 Jane, you're just in time for the lesson of the day. 69 00:05:47,923 --> 00:05:51,555 Does anybody know what trauma is? 70 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,224 Um... 71 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:55,059 Dr. Harrison. 72 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,160 Oh, look. 73 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:57,661 - Oh, wow. - Huh. 74 00:05:57,665 --> 00:05:58,797 Uh-oh. 75 00:05:58,801 --> 00:06:00,564 That's a fucking Dada bird. 76 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,938 Oh. 77 00:06:06,776 --> 00:06:11,876 - Oh, no. - Oh, adult Kay's gone! 78 00:06:13,215 --> 00:06:15,312 What the fuck are we gonna do now, Jane? 79 00:06:15,317 --> 00:06:17,653 Ugh! 80 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,588 Whoa! 81 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,061 What am I doing here? 82 00:06:28,464 --> 00:06:29,693 Wholly fuck! 83 00:06:29,698 --> 00:06:32,296 What the fuck? 84 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:36,467 - What the fuck? - What the fuck? 85 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:38,507 What the fuck? 86 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:41,105 Oh. 87 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,674 No, seriously! What the fuck? 88 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:47,278 Honestly, you're in a memory in your subconscious. 89 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,946 Fuck! 90 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,786 - Seriously? - Yeah. 91 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:55,519 Gotta say, you look worse than I thought. 92 00:06:55,524 --> 00:06:58,122 That's your hello? 93 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:01,826 Well, it pains me to say this, but you look fucking awesome. 94 00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:04,462 Bro, moisturizer. 95 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,503 I love that fucking moisturizer. 96 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:10,139 Why this memory? 97 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:11,806 Really? 98 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,772 You and I both know what's behind that door. 99 00:07:14,777 --> 00:07:18,013 Ha ha. Right. We both know. 100 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,611 We do? 101 00:07:20,616 --> 00:07:22,012 Hey, what's the holdup? 102 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:23,714 Catch your pale ass in here. 103 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:26,717 It's party time. 104 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,719 Time to face the music, big guy. 105 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:35,359 What the fuck? 106 00:07:35,364 --> 00:07:37,266 Yo? Are you coming? 107 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:39,801 Me? 108 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:41,637 Let's go. 109 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:45,140 When in Rome. 110 00:07:45,908 --> 00:07:48,978 Metal ass coming through. 111 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,689 What are you doing here? 112 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:40,758 You tell me. 113 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:44,094 If you're here to change things, you can't. 114 00:08:44,099 --> 00:08:48,637 It just repeats itself, over and over and over again. 115 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:05,115 "Good luck, Sheryl and Larry. Love, Sally and Grant". 116 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,156 We needed more than luck, didn't we? 117 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:18,762 Now some humans might find the following disturbing. 118 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,564 Everybody, look who it is. 119 00:09:20,569 --> 00:09:21,569 It's Larry. 120 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,936 Everybody say, "Hi Larry". 121 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,106 - Shh, Shh listen. - I don't know what's happening. 122 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,407 There's a fog spreading over the world 123 00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,743 and all kinds of creatures are walking the Earth. 124 00:09:32,748 --> 00:09:35,746 The weather guy is a water buffalo with tattoos. 125 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:38,682 I'm scared. 126 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,153 People, this is FUBAR. 127 00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:45,155 Agreed. 128 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,158 - Who are you? - This is General Tony. 129 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,163 This is Vic. 130 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:52,963 Cliff. 131 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:53,998 I gathered. 132 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:56,466 - And, this is Kay. - Wow. 133 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,969 Does anyone have any explanation for this? 134 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,109 Allow me. 135 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,545 You are subconscious beings. 136 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:11,348 So, you have not had the pleasure of meeting me. 137 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,384 I'm Rita Farr. 138 00:10:13,389 --> 00:10:15,319 Firstly, I'm not a sub. 139 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:19,790 Secondly, I've taken a recent foray into the past, 140 00:10:19,795 --> 00:10:23,126 and since my return, I've worked with the Sisterhood of Dada 141 00:10:23,131 --> 00:10:26,230 to create this global phenomenon. 142 00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:30,334 What you're experiencing is the Eternal Flagellation, 143 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,470 the Sisterhood of Dada's artistic experience 144 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:36,645 that is going to bring the world to its knees. 145 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:43,147 You're bewildered. 146 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:45,249 Let me break this down even further. 147 00:10:45,254 --> 00:10:48,419 Everyone in the world has swapped places 148 00:10:48,424 --> 00:10:50,154 with their subconscious selves. 149 00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:53,657 You have come out of a memory, a fantasy, 150 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:58,333 a buried shame, a deep dark hidden secret. 151 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,765 Anything trapped in the subconscious. 152 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:03,767 What the fuck? 153 00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:04,802 Why? 154 00:11:04,807 --> 00:11:07,838 Because then no one will be able to hide 155 00:11:07,843 --> 00:11:10,107 who they really are anymore. 156 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,077 And that is going to rid the world of evil. 157 00:11:13,082 --> 00:11:15,946 And it's art, huh. So, stick a pipe in it. 158 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,281 Can I skip this? 159 00:11:17,286 --> 00:11:19,550 I'm pretty comfortable with my shame. 160 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:22,386 Yeah, I think she's saying that it's the problem. 161 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,922 But where are our conscious selves? 162 00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:28,926 Ah, your conscious selves are in your place. 163 00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:32,930 They are reliving the shame you have suffered 164 00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:35,532 over and over again, 165 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,234 unless they have a breakthrough. 166 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:40,404 Wait. So, the plan is we just stew in our own shit 167 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,873 and the world is saved? Because that's pretty evil. 168 00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:44,574 Oh, no evil? 169 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:48,245 Hardly. Ambitious maybe, pretentious, but evil? 170 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:53,083 Now, evil is the scourge who calls herself Madame Rouge. 171 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:56,253 Evil is what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 172 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,389 Evil is what we're going to do to her fishy little face, 173 00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:00,591 when we find her ass! 174 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,626 I'm confused. 175 00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:05,095 Are we Flagellating 176 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,397 or are we getting revenge? 177 00:12:07,402 --> 00:12:10,667 The world will flagellate. 178 00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:11,774 I'm getting mine. 179 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:18,108 - _ - I couldn't believe it, but Mallah told me, 180 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,943 the Bureau cut you loose. 181 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,678 A gem like you? 182 00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,280 What did I say, Mallah? 183 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,283 You said you couldn't believe it. 184 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,985 And now she's here. 185 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:29,419 Now, she's here. 186 00:12:29,424 --> 00:12:32,689 Blackballed by that fuck, Niles Caulder, no less. 187 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,424 Yes. well, what can I say? 188 00:12:34,429 --> 00:12:35,692 Shit happens. 189 00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:39,196 So, the ape filled you in? The big picture? 190 00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:42,666 Oh, well, the brotherhood of Evil is searching 191 00:12:42,671 --> 00:12:45,207 for a human guinea pig 192 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,307 to travel to the year 2021 in a time machine 193 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,476 that you reverse engineers, 194 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,445 from a drawing that you drew 30 years ago. 195 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:57,714 To steal Niles Caulder's inventions 196 00:12:57,719 --> 00:13:00,484 and bring them back here to 1949. 197 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:04,555 So, you would invent them before he does. 198 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:08,864 Steal his dreams and rule the world. 199 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,462 My God, the accent on her... 200 00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,398 - Very evil... - Right? 201 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:17,367 And she shifts shapes. 202 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:18,836 Did you tell her the other thing? 203 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,676 I would never do that to you. 204 00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:22,506 The name? 205 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,675 Nobody De Mille. 206 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,076 How attached are you? 207 00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,178 Um, I don't know, what do you have in mind? 208 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,647 - Madame Rouge. - Seriously? 209 00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:31,678 So sorry. 210 00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:33,083 It's very exciting. 211 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,751 It's undeniable. 212 00:13:34,756 --> 00:13:39,857 Madame Rouge. 213 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,492 Well, what do you say? 214 00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:48,031 I say that you had me at fuck, Niles Colder. 215 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,671 I think this is crazy. 216 00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:55,744 I don't have to do this. It's a memory. 217 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,045 Fuck this. 218 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:03,919 Everyone is waiting for you. 219 00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,224 - Mom. - You will go through with this. 220 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,461 I know what's best for your son. 221 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,632 Mom, you do understand, right? 222 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,563 I'm not him. 223 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,599 - He's not here. - Let your sins live in the past. 224 00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,674 You have to make a break from all those 225 00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:30,707 immoral things that you've done. 226 00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:34,244 Show the Lord that you could be a faithful husband. 227 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,686 Show him that you could be devoted to a woman. 228 00:14:39,554 --> 00:14:41,223 Put the Lord first, Larry. 229 00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:43,792 It isn't the past. 230 00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:50,827 I'm gay, Mother. 231 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:53,997 - It's who I am. - I have prayed over this, Larry. 232 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,933 I have prayed for you to change. 233 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,468 And to be the man that Sheryl needs you to be. 234 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,776 Can you love me for who I am? 235 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,674 Why is that so hard? 236 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,342 In my heart, 237 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:09,813 I know that you don't want to bring shame to my life 238 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:11,448 and your father's life. 239 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,952 We are God fearing members of this community. 240 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,259 But you suffocated your own son. 241 00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:30,237 For Sheryl. 242 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,874 My gift to you both. 243 00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:36,945 You can have a good life, son. 244 00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:41,645 Carry on our tradition 245 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:45,721 of righteousness and true salvation. 246 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,827 I've always been invisible to you. 247 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,466 See me. 248 00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,397 Listen to me. 249 00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,871 This is not who I was born to be. 250 00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:06,241 Can't you hear me? 251 00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:19,983 I've looked everywhere. 252 00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,518 She's gone. 253 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,355 - Oh, no. - Relax, everyone. 254 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,057 - This feels like it's really happening. - Oh, no. 255 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,325 Kay is gone. 256 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,693 What if she got better? 257 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,566 Oh, she wouldn't do that, would she? 258 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,363 Could she? 259 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,399 What's going to happen to us? 260 00:16:35,404 --> 00:16:38,201 - Oh. - Everyone, calm down. 261 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,837 Okay. How about something more positive? 262 00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:42,577 What was the lesson of the day? 263 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:44,674 Drama? 264 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:46,843 Ah, well, 265 00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:50,280 how about we talk about something a little more uplifting? 266 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,615 - Oh. - Um... 267 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,355 - Oh. - See, it's going to be okay. 268 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,461 I fixed it. 269 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,426 I can fix this. 270 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:05,228 Jane, you can't fix this. 271 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,764 - None of you can. - Shut up, Harry. 272 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,567 - What the fuck do you know? - Who told you that? 273 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,934 Did Kay tell you that? 274 00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,904 Duh, all of you think you know Kay, 275 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,338 but I'm the only one 276 00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:17,174 she tells her real feelings to. 277 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:19,976 - I said, shut the fuck up. - Ow! 278 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,947 Oh, my God. 279 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:24,981 I'm so sorry. 280 00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:27,084 No. 281 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,585 Here. 282 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:33,790 This is the lesson of the day that we needed. 283 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:37,160 I know. I'm not going to listen to a fucking stuffed animal. 284 00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:39,663 Tell me what Kay wants or doesn't want. 285 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,832 - Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 286 00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:45,340 Oh. 287 00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,137 Dad was right. 288 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,607 Have to be strong like you, General Tony. 289 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,308 You were scared. 290 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,677 No one gave you permission to be scared. 291 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:29,312 It's time for me to grow up. 292 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,382 Be a brave, disciplined warrior. 293 00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,217 You're a child. 294 00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:36,024 It's okay to be a child. 295 00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,489 Dad said, "No more mistakes". 296 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,896 I have my orders. 297 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,298 Please hear me. 298 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,635 I need you to hear me. 299 00:18:48,036 --> 00:18:54,004 So Madame Rouge was canned by the Bureau of Normalcy, 300 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,873 because of what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 301 00:18:56,878 --> 00:19:01,216 So, then she joined the Brotherhood of Evil. 302 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,347 That sounds like a bad comic book. 303 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:08,818 She came here to the future to destroy Niles Calder's legacy, 304 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,353 which is us. 305 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,655 We have to stop her in order to protect ourselves. 306 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,226 Wait, I thought she killed your lover boy. 307 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:17,561 - And you want revenge? - Yeah, that too. 308 00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:20,101 Just wait a minute. 309 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,138 This is not what we do. 310 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,202 I'm a Sub. 311 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:28,138 I don't clean up messes, I create messes. 312 00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:30,407 Looks like the lesson of the day is, 313 00:19:30,412 --> 00:19:31,942 you're on your own. 314 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:36,680 For the record, your conscious selves are lazy, 315 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:39,015 self-pitying and cruel. 316 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,017 But at least they had spunk. 317 00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:43,458 They always protected the little guy. 318 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,726 All right then. 319 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:55,398 We can sit here and go through the Eternal Flagellation. 320 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,001 Basically put your shit on display 321 00:19:58,006 --> 00:19:59,569 for everyone in this room. 322 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,971 Mm? 323 00:20:00,976 --> 00:20:02,577 Who is first? 324 00:20:12,554 --> 00:20:15,285 Go! Go! 325 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,425 Go! Go! Go! 326 00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:22,759 Are you sure about this? 327 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,833 You have no idea. 328 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,021 Going on a trip? 329 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,956 What? 330 00:20:52,494 --> 00:20:53,790 Oh. 331 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,827 Yes, to the future. 332 00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:01,631 Apparently I'll be borrowing your time traveling machine 333 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,467 or some facsimile of. 334 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:08,104 Don't you dare equate your mission with mine. 335 00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:10,273 Oh, no, no, no, not at all. 336 00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,809 Well, for starters, my mission 337 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:16,417 will actually, do something. 338 00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:19,220 What happened to you? 339 00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:22,652 You used to... 340 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,321 have a moral core. 341 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,588 For 30 years, 342 00:21:25,593 --> 00:21:27,624 I had one duty. 343 00:21:27,629 --> 00:21:29,993 Decide who was a weapon and who was not. 344 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,568 - I did that duty to the end. - To Malcolm's end. 345 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,234 And they still tossed you out on your ass? 346 00:21:38,239 --> 00:21:40,370 Yes. 347 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,138 I'm going to see a man about that, aren't I? 348 00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:43,411 I call bullshit. 349 00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:48,078 You betrayed every friend you've ever had 350 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,347 and it wasn't because of duty. 351 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,016 It was because too much power, 352 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,556 is never enough for you 353 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,687 You loved playing God 354 00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:02,258 with those sweet boys and girls you sent off to war. 355 00:22:02,263 --> 00:22:05,261 Barely old enough to comprehend their own specialness, 356 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:09,933 let alone the word weapon you stamped to their foreheads. 357 00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:13,370 And you loved lording that power over the Sisterhood 358 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,839 you so fastidiously nurtured 359 00:22:15,844 --> 00:22:18,241 until the day you discovered 360 00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:21,649 you loved bringing it all down even more. 361 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,787 That's all this was ever about, wasn't it? 362 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,785 And this 363 00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:31,888 is all you ever were. 364 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:35,797 And now you've lost every friend you've ever had. 365 00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:41,535 Well, 366 00:22:42,704 --> 00:22:44,968 that was bracing. 367 00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:49,005 And if it's just us gals, probably true. 368 00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:53,109 Not that I'd ever admit that outside these walls. 369 00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:55,912 Did you really think you could change the world 370 00:22:55,917 --> 00:23:01,551 with a Jangly hat made out of serving utensils, hmm? 371 00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:05,455 Another word poem to stick it to the man? 372 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,726 Art is bullshit. 373 00:23:09,731 --> 00:23:13,496 Art is a narcotic you suckle while, 374 00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:17,434 life, ambition, purpose pass you by. 375 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:20,603 I landed in a field 30 years ago, 376 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,107 with no memory of who I was or what I believed. 377 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,510 Art saved my life. 378 00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:29,117 You destroyed it. 379 00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,815 And I hope you burn in hell. 380 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,783 I hope I'm right here. 381 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,419 Or are you like your spineless friends? 382 00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:39,189 Or is the memory that you forgot, 383 00:23:39,194 --> 00:23:40,595 that you're evil? 384 00:23:41,930 --> 00:23:43,030 Just like me. 385 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:55,743 Go ahead. Kill me again. 386 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:57,979 Mm-hmm. 387 00:24:03,785 --> 00:24:08,518 For some reason, it felt appropriate to say goodbye. 388 00:24:08,523 --> 00:24:13,795 After all, you were one of the best friends I've ever known. 389 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,071 Chins up, everyone, 390 00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:29,906 you're doing the right thing here. 391 00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:31,140 Don't worry about us. 392 00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:33,610 We're all squared away. 393 00:24:33,615 --> 00:24:36,579 Just tell us when it's time to do some superhero shit 394 00:24:36,584 --> 00:24:39,849 because we're ready, right? 395 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,584 I'm not a superhero. 396 00:24:41,589 --> 00:24:43,520 Vic is a superhero. 397 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,566 - What the hell was that? - Uh... 398 00:24:53,401 --> 00:24:57,333 Don't even... You can't turn back. 399 00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:58,501 You're on a mission. 400 00:24:58,506 --> 00:25:01,237 Actually, you are on a mission, right? 401 00:25:01,242 --> 00:25:03,306 - We're just visiting. - I'm warning you, 402 00:25:03,311 --> 00:25:04,574 there's nothing back there 403 00:25:04,579 --> 00:25:06,676 but more truth and self-loathing. 404 00:25:06,681 --> 00:25:07,881 And beer. 405 00:25:21,195 --> 00:25:23,059 No, Cliffie. 406 00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:25,862 It's hard to believe how we got here. 407 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,598 Climbing from dirt track to Daytona. 408 00:25:28,603 --> 00:25:32,201 Yeah. You also climbed my wife every Thursday night, 409 00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:33,302 you fuck. 410 00:25:33,307 --> 00:25:35,038 A lot of years. 411 00:25:35,043 --> 00:25:37,707 A lot of blood spilled, too. 412 00:25:37,712 --> 00:25:39,842 Hell. We've had our share 413 00:25:39,847 --> 00:25:41,878 of disagreements, am I right? 414 00:25:41,883 --> 00:25:45,281 Like, would you take Kate from the front or the back? 415 00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:46,749 Bottom line. 416 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,252 You the best goddamn friend I ever had. 417 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,588 That's why me and the boys, 418 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,790 we got something special for you. 419 00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:56,426 Stay there. Don't move. 420 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:57,794 Earl, Jethro, come on, let's go. 421 00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:59,762 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere, 422 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,636 you wife fucking fuck up. 423 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,236 Okay. Think Cliffie, 424 00:26:07,241 --> 00:26:10,673 those artists freaks did this Flagellation thing... 425 00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:14,978 Then they send me to my subconscious for something good? 426 00:26:14,983 --> 00:26:16,646 I don't think so. 427 00:26:16,651 --> 00:26:18,319 Yeah. 428 00:26:28,196 --> 00:26:29,859 To the King. 429 00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,268 Then again, I have been wrong. 430 00:26:39,273 --> 00:26:40,441 I've been wrong. 431 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,514 Get some, dude, you're the man. 432 00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,713 - I'm the man? - You're the man. 433 00:26:50,718 --> 00:26:52,382 You know what I am. 434 00:26:52,387 --> 00:26:54,951 I'm the fucking man. Who's the king? 435 00:26:54,956 --> 00:26:57,820 Who's the king? 436 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,862 I am the fucking King! 437 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,160 We'll be safe here. 438 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,162 It's comfortable. Secure. 439 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,504 I've reinforced the cotton sheets with the flannel sheets. 440 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,702 That's it? 441 00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:15,905 You've only secured enough for yourself. 442 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,078 Family sized. 443 00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:20,176 Can I get a beer? 444 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,011 You're an adult, but you're a kid 445 00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:23,446 who lives inside an adult. 446 00:27:23,451 --> 00:27:25,682 So sure, why not, fuck it. Here. 447 00:27:32,093 --> 00:27:35,529 - Mm. Gross. - More for me. 448 00:27:49,777 --> 00:27:51,779 You're on the lookout for something? 449 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,244 Aren't we all? 450 00:27:55,249 --> 00:27:56,350 Wow. 451 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,721 You even guard your subconscious. 452 00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:01,522 That's impressive. 453 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,522 Are they right? 454 00:28:06,527 --> 00:28:09,192 - Who? - The Sisterhood of Dada. 455 00:28:09,197 --> 00:28:10,993 I mean, is it important for me to know 456 00:28:10,998 --> 00:28:13,367 why there's a General Tony and Vic's subconscious? 457 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,298 Maybe it is. 458 00:28:15,303 --> 00:28:17,038 Maybe knowing will move us forward. 459 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,602 Okay. 460 00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:22,638 Why does Larry Sub stare out the window? 461 00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,345 None of your goddamn business. 462 00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:26,576 Hmm. 463 00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,650 Let's go into the Fort and uh, we'll wait this thing out, huh? 464 00:28:30,785 --> 00:28:31,981 We've got snacks. 465 00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:34,083 Oh, why didn't you say so? 466 00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,323 Lead the way, sir. 467 00:28:46,788 --> 00:28:48,788 _ 468 00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:20,034 Fuck me. 469 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,370 Fuck you. 470 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:32,480 On that day, Rita knew she had vengeance in her heart... 471 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,179 Godamn right, I do. 472 00:29:36,184 --> 00:29:38,314 which was a shame because the last 30 years 473 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:41,484 had infused in her a new found confidence and joy 474 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:45,054 that had been so sorely lacking in all her years before, 475 00:29:45,059 --> 00:29:46,789 in her "other" life. 476 00:29:46,794 --> 00:29:49,592 Tough shit on a popsicle stick, Shipley. 477 00:29:49,597 --> 00:29:52,995 But, as she rockets through the space time continuum, 478 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,997 the inevitable forces of physics 479 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:58,834 and sheer story inertia bring the memories 480 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,571 of that "other" life flooding back. 481 00:30:01,576 --> 00:30:05,341 And with them comes the shame and insecurity 482 00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:06,809 she'd left long behind 483 00:30:06,814 --> 00:30:10,313 to a life once lived and to be lived again. 484 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:13,049 With these new old memories returning, 485 00:30:13,054 --> 00:30:16,352 Rita had to wonder what would become of the old new memories. 486 00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:18,487 If that makes any sense at all. 487 00:30:18,492 --> 00:30:21,757 And what of the one memory she absolutely, 488 00:30:21,762 --> 00:30:25,161 positively could not bear to lose? 489 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:29,365 She was convinced, this memory was so embedded in her heart 490 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:32,001 there was no way it could ever be extracted. 491 00:30:32,006 --> 00:30:34,937 But could she ever truly be sure? 492 00:30:34,942 --> 00:30:36,972 Could she ever truly guarantee 493 00:30:36,977 --> 00:30:40,243 she and her beloved's bond would never be broken? 494 00:30:40,248 --> 00:30:42,545 Turns out, when you have a time machine 495 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,046 of indeterminate function, 496 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,682 the answer is, in fact, yes. 497 00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,451 Rita would have her vengeance. 498 00:30:48,456 --> 00:30:52,388 She would pursue Madame Rouge to the ends of time. 499 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:56,092 But first, she would make a hard left to the Poconos 500 00:30:56,097 --> 00:30:59,433 to ensure her lover's loop will never be broken. 501 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,540 Rita would have it all! 502 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:11,373 So... do we just sit here 503 00:31:11,378 --> 00:31:14,415 and wait for the Eternal Flagellation to end? 504 00:31:19,153 --> 00:31:20,483 I heard Larry... 505 00:31:20,488 --> 00:31:22,823 he wants to talk it out. 506 00:31:27,128 --> 00:31:29,125 I just thought it might help pass the time. 507 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:33,229 Talk? Are we like... Spill our shit talk? 508 00:31:33,234 --> 00:31:34,964 No, thank you. 509 00:31:34,969 --> 00:31:37,600 We relive our pain every day. 510 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,302 Why do we have to air it out? 511 00:31:39,307 --> 00:31:42,405 Maybe because we have a duty? 512 00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:46,447 A duty to our conscious self so that they can live a better life? 513 00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:50,012 They're stuck because of us. 514 00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:51,347 Life is about duty. 515 00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,516 And it's about what and who you serve. 516 00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:57,119 And I know you understand that. You're a father, I know you do. 517 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,859 You have a duty to your daughter, don't you? 518 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,590 Okay, that's enough. 519 00:32:01,595 --> 00:32:03,864 Don't bring Clara into this. 520 00:32:03,869 --> 00:32:05,594 Why not? 521 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:07,497 Our conscious selves never talk about this stuff. 522 00:32:07,501 --> 00:32:09,432 Duty and daughters and Fathers... 523 00:32:09,437 --> 00:32:12,134 Can we not talk about Fathers? 524 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,374 So we just don't talk at all? 525 00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:16,205 Exactly! 526 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:17,812 No talking! Just... 527 00:32:19,113 --> 00:32:22,645 Finally! I deserve something good! 528 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,614 That's why God gave me this memory 529 00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:28,884 and a three-month supply of Parky meds. 530 00:32:28,889 --> 00:32:31,687 I know it's your celebration so I'm guessin' you're the head guy here. 531 00:32:31,692 --> 00:32:33,656 Uh-huh. 532 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,624 Give me all that sugar, Sugar. 533 00:32:35,629 --> 00:32:37,326 There's somethin' I gotta tell you... 534 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:38,794 Oh, God. 535 00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:41,202 Whisper those sweet, naughty nothings, Darlin'. 536 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:44,171 That Camaro outside? 537 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,575 There's a little girl alone in the backseat. 538 00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:55,077 Oh, fuck no. Uh-huh. 539 00:32:55,082 --> 00:32:58,747 No, no. Not my problem anymore. Goodbye! 540 00:32:58,752 --> 00:33:02,084 Thank you! It's been good takin' a trip down memory lane 541 00:33:02,089 --> 00:33:04,358 but I want no part of this bullshit! 542 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,397 That shit is from the weird lady in the gas mask. 543 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,202 Fuck it. Bye, assholes! 544 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:18,705 Larry? 545 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,208 Larry? 546 00:33:23,744 --> 00:33:25,875 Larry? Larry? 547 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,843 - Cliff? - Hey! 548 00:33:27,848 --> 00:33:29,578 - You okay? - What does it look like? 549 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,614 - I'm in hell. - Tell me about it, 550 00:33:31,619 --> 00:33:33,983 it's those fucking Dada fucks, right? 551 00:33:33,988 --> 00:33:36,251 And our Sub fucks are up top probably saying, 552 00:33:36,256 --> 00:33:38,387 "God knows what to whoever the fuck about us!" 553 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:40,356 Fuck this Freaky Friday shit! 554 00:33:40,361 --> 00:33:42,458 Yeah. That's not even close to Freaky Friday. 555 00:33:42,463 --> 00:33:44,126 You want to get out of here or not? 556 00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:45,561 Yes. How? 557 00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:48,636 Look at that spiral thingy. Follow me. 558 00:33:58,279 --> 00:34:01,243 I don't know about the rest of you 559 00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:05,915 but I don't have a duty to anyone. 560 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,717 No one's ever honored their duty to me. 561 00:34:08,722 --> 00:34:11,759 So you're saying that duty isn't a thing anymore? 562 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,224 Duty is all that I am. 563 00:34:15,229 --> 00:34:17,626 I'm saying, fuck fatherhood! 564 00:34:17,631 --> 00:34:19,962 Whoa! You're like, what? Seven? 565 00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:22,264 Really? This is after you gave her the beer? 566 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:26,268 Though... Maybe Kay is onto something. 567 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:31,240 I watched Little Vic honor his father more than himself 568 00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:35,811 and now that I'm up here, yeah, I got questions. 569 00:34:35,816 --> 00:34:37,413 No, you don't. 570 00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:41,150 'Cause A, Number one, we're going to avoid our shit, 571 00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:42,952 just like we always do 572 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,987 B, Number two, 573 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:49,058 stop blaming your parents for your own fuck ups. 574 00:34:49,063 --> 00:34:51,098 Says the parent who fucked up. 575 00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:53,596 What? 576 00:34:53,601 --> 00:34:55,664 Oh, sorry, 577 00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:59,435 was I the parent who was fucking the crew chief 578 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,736 down by the train tracks? 579 00:35:00,741 --> 00:35:02,471 So it was better to be fucking the Nanny? 580 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,506 I bet your conscious self is down there now 581 00:35:04,511 --> 00:35:07,076 finding a way to screw her on a ping pong table. 582 00:35:07,081 --> 00:35:10,312 Hey! Don't you dare pretend to understand 583 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:12,481 that you know what's going on inside me. 584 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:15,145 Can you two grow the fuck up? 585 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:17,848 You know what, I thought you is useless. 586 00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:20,884 You, of all the people swimming around inside you, 587 00:35:20,889 --> 00:35:24,088 we get the one who can't do anything helpful, 588 00:35:24,093 --> 00:35:28,726 like, flit my fat fucking ass out of here. 589 00:35:28,731 --> 00:35:31,729 - I don't need them. - Newsflash: 590 00:35:31,734 --> 00:35:32,763 You do. 591 00:35:32,768 --> 00:35:35,165 We all do. We need to get the fuck out 592 00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:37,339 of this pillow fort fuckery! 593 00:35:42,211 --> 00:35:45,876 So, that's it, you're just gonna party forever? 594 00:35:47,516 --> 00:35:50,481 No, because there is no forever for me, 595 00:35:50,486 --> 00:35:51,486 I'm dying. 596 00:35:56,792 --> 00:35:57,792 What? 597 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:06,463 The first part of my life, I was a fuckin' red neck. 598 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:09,204 Dirt poor, didn't have a pot to shit in. 599 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,771 But then I found race cars, 600 00:36:13,776 --> 00:36:16,740 and that was my ticket out of hell. 601 00:36:16,745 --> 00:36:20,411 When you come from nothin' you don't know what to do 602 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:22,880 with the somethin' that you get. 603 00:36:22,885 --> 00:36:25,215 People started treatin' me differently. 604 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:28,624 They started treatin' me like I'm, I was special. 605 00:36:29,925 --> 00:36:32,289 And once you get a taste of special... 606 00:36:32,294 --> 00:36:34,296 hmm, there's no turning back. 607 00:36:37,466 --> 00:36:39,802 But I never really felt like I deserved it, 608 00:36:42,304 --> 00:36:44,506 so I plugged up the holes with drugs and women. 609 00:36:45,607 --> 00:36:48,305 I was king of the race track 610 00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:52,609 but inside I was an empty fuck. But, but, I was a king. 611 00:36:52,614 --> 00:36:55,484 And this king decapitated his wife. 612 00:37:09,665 --> 00:37:12,262 Well, joke's on me. 613 00:37:16,271 --> 00:37:22,010 Because... Parkinson's has me now. Um... 614 00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:25,676 I'm deteriorating. 615 00:37:25,681 --> 00:37:27,366 But Abracadabra, I'm going to do 616 00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,771 the most ordinary thing that you can do. 617 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:32,955 I'm gonna die... 618 00:37:35,290 --> 00:37:37,321 slowly... 619 00:37:37,326 --> 00:37:38,627 before your very eyes. 620 00:37:42,731 --> 00:37:43,732 So, fuck it. 621 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,538 You wanna flagellate? 622 00:37:50,973 --> 00:37:52,641 Let's flagellate. 623 00:37:54,510 --> 00:37:55,544 Oh. 624 00:38:10,659 --> 00:38:11,659 Vic! 625 00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:15,659 Where is he? 626 00:38:15,664 --> 00:38:17,533 - What the hell? - Over here. 627 00:38:19,234 --> 00:38:21,698 What the fuck! You're a toy? 628 00:38:21,703 --> 00:38:22,866 We gotta get you out of here. 629 00:38:22,871 --> 00:38:23,871 Wait! Wait! 630 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440 Give him this. 631 00:38:29,244 --> 00:38:30,707 He doesn't even know you're here. 632 00:38:30,712 --> 00:38:31,712 Just do it. 633 00:38:48,063 --> 00:38:50,260 What did we just do? 634 00:38:50,265 --> 00:38:51,695 What are we becoming? 635 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,898 Well, what if it's true and Kay doesn't need us? 636 00:38:54,903 --> 00:38:57,067 Of course she needs us, she created us. 637 00:38:57,072 --> 00:38:58,470 Things change. 638 00:38:58,474 --> 00:39:00,129 What did you think was going to happen 639 00:39:00,134 --> 00:39:02,139 when she went on that bike ride? 640 00:39:02,144 --> 00:39:03,941 I don't know, Dr. Harrison, 641 00:39:03,946 --> 00:39:06,426 what did you think was going to happen when you stole the bike? 642 00:39:12,087 --> 00:39:14,089 Huh? 643 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:17,121 What the fuck? 644 00:39:17,126 --> 00:39:19,323 Which one of you felt fucks is Jane? 645 00:39:19,328 --> 00:39:20,391 You metal bitch, 646 00:39:20,396 --> 00:39:23,377 how about I shove that Underground Avenue sign up your ass? 647 00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:25,162 That's Jane. 648 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:26,167 Where are we? 649 00:39:26,172 --> 00:39:29,166 In Kay's fucking fantasy workshop where she's an Adult 650 00:39:29,171 --> 00:39:31,268 and we're asshole Puppets. 651 00:39:31,273 --> 00:39:33,103 Get me outta this Dada hellscape. 652 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:36,640 Okay. Come here. 653 00:39:39,915 --> 00:39:42,446 You're like a baby! 654 00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:43,614 Hey, baby! 655 00:39:43,619 --> 00:39:45,120 Fuck you, bucket head. 656 00:39:46,922 --> 00:39:47,951 Oh! 657 00:39:47,956 --> 00:39:50,520 Oh, that's it! 658 00:39:50,525 --> 00:39:54,324 Jane goes off to leave us with a mess. Again. 659 00:39:54,329 --> 00:39:56,793 No, not again. 660 00:39:56,798 --> 00:39:59,463 Never again. 661 00:40:01,603 --> 00:40:04,434 # Hey, well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan # 662 00:40:04,439 --> 00:40:06,303 # Won't you hop inside my car? # 663 00:40:06,308 --> 00:40:07,638 # I got pictures... # 664 00:40:07,643 --> 00:40:10,474 - What the fuck! - Stop. 665 00:40:10,479 --> 00:40:13,010 Reflect. Move forward? 666 00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:15,212 This is more Dada shit! 667 00:40:15,217 --> 00:40:17,581 Fuck this fuckin' Art school project. 668 00:40:17,586 --> 00:40:21,818 If the message is to move forward out of this rainbow vomit, I'm in! 669 00:40:21,823 --> 00:40:23,053 Oh, shit. 670 00:40:24,459 --> 00:40:26,289 # Got to have you child # 671 00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:31,495 # Great God in Heaven you know I love you # 672 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:35,570 # Whoa, you know I do # 673 00:40:42,844 --> 00:40:46,214 Um... who wants a piece of stripper cake? 674 00:40:49,217 --> 00:40:50,318 Did you see Mom? 675 00:40:53,689 --> 00:40:54,689 I did. 676 00:40:56,358 --> 00:40:58,422 And I changed the script. 677 00:40:58,427 --> 00:41:00,062 Said the things I should have said. 678 00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:04,728 Are you blaming me? 679 00:41:04,733 --> 00:41:07,030 Are you saying I should have said something else? 680 00:41:07,035 --> 00:41:09,838 No. You should have done something else. 681 00:41:11,206 --> 00:41:12,574 You think I don't know that? 682 00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:17,507 How do you think it feels to be the worst memory of someone's life? 683 00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:19,743 You're not the worst, okay? 684 00:41:19,748 --> 00:41:21,578 There are others far worse than you. 685 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,113 Then why am I here? 686 00:41:23,118 --> 00:41:25,587 You're the day I committed to lying to myself. 687 00:41:27,956 --> 00:41:29,753 - What? - I got news for you, 688 00:41:29,758 --> 00:41:31,960 I'm from the day that you hid from love. 689 00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:35,792 That's why you secretly like those bandages. 690 00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:37,966 They give you an excuse to keep people away. 691 00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:43,105 You're afraid you don't know how to love. 692 00:41:44,873 --> 00:41:46,475 You think you're not worthy of it. 693 00:41:52,414 --> 00:41:54,449 Maybe you are the worst memory of my life. 694 00:41:56,084 --> 00:41:59,916 You know, on my wedding day, Mom invited me into her trauma 695 00:41:59,921 --> 00:42:02,719 and then I sucked the people into my trauma. 696 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,929 You've got to learn how to let love in, guy. 697 00:42:12,134 --> 00:42:13,764 One step at a time. 698 00:42:13,769 --> 00:42:16,404 - I have a duty to myself. - Yeah. 699 00:42:17,572 --> 00:42:18,573 You do. 700 00:42:20,275 --> 00:42:25,914 I live that memory, every moment of it, every day. 701 00:42:29,351 --> 00:42:31,286 Make it worth what I'm going through. 702 00:42:33,121 --> 00:42:34,121 Can you do that? 703 00:42:49,337 --> 00:42:50,372 I can try. 704 00:43:00,649 --> 00:43:01,950 Whoa! 705 00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:10,458 Okay, that was beautiful. 706 00:43:11,726 --> 00:43:13,028 Show's over, folks! 707 00:43:14,696 --> 00:43:15,696 Is it? 708 00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:20,463 - Oh, come fucking on. - I know, I know. 709 00:43:20,468 --> 00:43:22,332 You seriously want to spill our shit? 710 00:43:22,337 --> 00:43:24,134 No, I don't. 711 00:43:24,139 --> 00:43:27,904 But then I saw Larry holding hand with himself, 712 00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,706 and it was really fucking nice! 713 00:43:29,711 --> 00:43:31,374 So, fuck it. 714 00:43:31,379 --> 00:43:34,544 Do you wanna know what I live through 715 00:43:34,549 --> 00:43:36,985 every fucking day? 716 00:43:43,258 --> 00:43:48,525 Every day from dusk until dawn, 717 00:43:48,530 --> 00:43:50,360 I leave my daughter in the car 718 00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:54,336 so that I could go do some blow and cozy up to a stripper. 719 00:43:56,037 --> 00:43:59,274 That's what I do, every fucking day. 720 00:44:00,108 --> 00:44:01,872 I say, "Fuck you" 721 00:44:01,877 --> 00:44:06,181 to fatherhood because fatherhood doesn't make me feel special. 722 00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:10,814 As a dad, 723 00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:15,190 I'm just part of the wallpaper. 724 00:44:17,225 --> 00:44:19,623 Doin' blow. Fucking strippers. 725 00:44:19,628 --> 00:44:22,893 That shit makes me feel like a king. 726 00:44:22,898 --> 00:44:25,061 Every day, when party's over, 727 00:44:25,066 --> 00:44:26,696 I come back to the car, 728 00:44:26,701 --> 00:44:29,971 I look my daughter in the eyes and I feel... 729 00:44:30,906 --> 00:44:31,973 Nothing. 730 00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,644 No guilt. Remorse. Shame. 731 00:44:37,913 --> 00:44:39,976 I got my rocks off 732 00:44:39,981 --> 00:44:42,545 and that has earned me another week 733 00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:45,287 of stomaching changing dirty diapers 734 00:44:46,388 --> 00:44:48,390 until the next race, 735 00:44:49,224 --> 00:44:54,057 Nanny, stripper. 736 00:44:54,062 --> 00:44:58,962 When I can go back to feeling like a fucking king again. 737 00:44:58,967 --> 00:45:02,132 You left your daughter in the car to go party? 738 00:45:02,137 --> 00:45:05,969 Look, I didn't sign up for this shit! 739 00:45:05,974 --> 00:45:08,271 That kid interrupted my life. 740 00:45:08,276 --> 00:45:11,942 Why did I have to stop living because I stuck my dick in a hole? 741 00:45:11,947 --> 00:45:13,777 I want to feel special, too! 742 00:45:13,782 --> 00:45:16,451 You know, at some point, the party's gotta stop. 743 00:45:17,919 --> 00:45:21,423 I may be stuck on a loop, but I'm not fucking blind. 744 00:45:22,257 --> 00:45:24,154 You're on the same track. 745 00:45:24,159 --> 00:45:27,424 You're tripping balls on Parkinson's meds, 746 00:45:27,429 --> 00:45:30,293 it's like it's 1984 all over again. 747 00:45:30,298 --> 00:45:33,029 You're selling their shit on Ebay. 748 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,931 I'm fucking exhausted. 749 00:45:34,936 --> 00:45:38,868 But you have a second chance with Clara and Rory, 750 00:45:38,873 --> 00:45:41,871 but instead you're doing the same shit all over again, 751 00:45:41,876 --> 00:45:43,812 that's killing both of us. 752 00:45:46,314 --> 00:45:47,482 Is it worth it? 753 00:45:49,985 --> 00:45:53,116 Answer me, is it worth it? 754 00:45:53,121 --> 00:45:54,584 - Fuck you! - Fuck you, too! 755 00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:56,353 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 756 00:45:56,358 --> 00:45:57,859 And fuck all of ya'll! 757 00:46:09,337 --> 00:46:10,338 Dude. 758 00:46:18,847 --> 00:46:20,248 This shit is crazy. 759 00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:37,027 I'm fine. 760 00:46:37,032 --> 00:46:38,933 I don't need no pop psychology. 761 00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:45,240 Okay then, we'll just stand here and protect everyone. 762 00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:47,971 I have one question, sir? 763 00:46:47,976 --> 00:46:49,072 Who protects us? 764 00:46:49,077 --> 00:46:50,111 I don't need protection. 765 00:46:51,346 --> 00:46:52,709 No question about that, 766 00:46:52,714 --> 00:46:54,177 you've always been a good soldier. 767 00:46:54,182 --> 00:46:57,385 Brave, disciplined. Warrior. 768 00:46:58,853 --> 00:47:01,117 You saw the memory I came from. 769 00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:02,419 Hmm? 770 00:47:02,424 --> 00:47:05,789 Yeah, I was a child. 771 00:47:05,794 --> 00:47:08,224 - You think anyone saw that? - That I was a child? 772 00:47:08,229 --> 00:47:10,560 No, I don't think anyone saw that 773 00:47:10,565 --> 00:47:12,862 - or cared. - Well, I did. 774 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:14,898 And on that day, I saw you go straight 775 00:47:14,903 --> 00:47:18,068 from being a 10-year old child to a soldier. 776 00:47:18,073 --> 00:47:19,936 Trying to please everyone, 777 00:47:19,941 --> 00:47:23,606 always saying the right things, never making a mistake. 778 00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:24,813 You became perfect. 779 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:29,551 But you lost something very important. 780 00:47:35,957 --> 00:47:37,454 My childhood. 781 00:47:37,459 --> 00:47:38,460 That's correct, sir. 782 00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:42,225 I'd never get that back. 783 00:47:42,230 --> 00:47:44,627 Yeah, but you can make your own choices now. 784 00:47:44,632 --> 00:47:47,664 And maybe instead of doing things that made you a good soldier, 785 00:47:47,669 --> 00:47:49,332 you could do some wrong things. 786 00:47:49,337 --> 00:47:51,835 You can make some strong choices, 787 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,603 even if they're wrong. 788 00:47:53,608 --> 00:47:55,105 What do you think I was trying to do 789 00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:57,278 before this Eternal Flagellation? 790 00:47:58,146 --> 00:47:59,146 I know. 791 00:47:59,948 --> 00:48:01,778 I'm not here to criticize. 792 00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:06,121 I am here to say, keep going. Hmm? 793 00:48:06,955 --> 00:48:08,189 Have some fun. 794 00:48:09,290 --> 00:48:11,092 Find your happiness. 795 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,524 Play. 796 00:48:14,529 --> 00:48:17,499 And then you take back what was taken from you. 797 00:48:21,035 --> 00:48:22,103 This is crazy. 798 00:48:25,707 --> 00:48:28,276 Why am I even listening to somebody I didn't even want? 799 00:48:30,678 --> 00:48:32,147 I didn't want a soldier! 800 00:48:33,381 --> 00:48:34,649 I was a fucking kid. 801 00:48:47,862 --> 00:48:50,660 Harry said you didn't want us anymore. 802 00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:53,196 What did we say the lesson of the day was? 803 00:48:53,201 --> 00:48:54,864 Seriously? 804 00:48:54,869 --> 00:48:57,639 - You want to do a lesson of the day now? - Yes. 805 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:01,209 Because it's you. 806 00:49:02,177 --> 00:49:04,374 You just cause me more trauma. 807 00:49:04,379 --> 00:49:07,015 Everything you do just brings me more pain. 808 00:49:08,983 --> 00:49:12,348 And it's time for me to grow up and be on my own. 809 00:49:12,353 --> 00:49:16,024 No, you can't survive without me. 810 00:49:16,691 --> 00:49:18,021 I'd like to try. 811 00:49:18,026 --> 00:49:20,823 No. No. 812 00:49:20,828 --> 00:49:24,861 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 813 00:49:24,866 --> 00:49:27,730 no, no, no, no, no. No! 814 00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:30,338 I wish you would die. 815 00:50:45,947 --> 00:50:46,947 Is it over? 816 00:50:50,285 --> 00:50:52,587 I think so. The fog's lifting. 817 00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:54,851 Okay! 818 00:50:54,856 --> 00:50:56,286 I think we can all agree, 819 00:50:56,291 --> 00:50:58,988 that what happens in the Eternal Flagellation, 820 00:50:58,993 --> 00:51:00,995 stays in the Eternal Flagella... 821 00:51:02,597 --> 00:51:04,127 You want to talk about parenting 822 00:51:04,132 --> 00:51:05,528 or you want to talk about... 823 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:08,131 - Oh, God. Oh fuck, oh, fuck! - I don't know 824 00:51:08,136 --> 00:51:10,204 what's going on with you, Dad, but... 825 00:51:13,308 --> 00:51:14,709 this isn't working anymore. 826 00:51:24,152 --> 00:51:25,186 I know. 827 00:51:32,493 --> 00:51:33,528 Hello? 828 00:51:37,665 --> 00:51:44,138 Hello? 829 00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:03,891 I know things were said and I hear you. 830 00:52:08,162 --> 00:52:09,162 We're gonna work it out, 831 00:52:10,765 --> 00:52:11,766 all of us. 832 00:52:12,567 --> 00:52:13,735 They're all gone. 833 00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:31,918 Oh. 834 00:52:33,054 --> 00:52:34,389 Ah! Thank God. 835 00:52:35,623 --> 00:52:36,623 Oh. 836 00:52:37,925 --> 00:52:39,060 I got you. 837 00:52:39,861 --> 00:52:40,928 Here you go. 838 00:52:53,074 --> 00:52:54,637 Vic, 839 00:52:54,642 --> 00:52:55,743 you awake? 840 00:53:09,290 --> 00:53:10,290 I'm awake. 841 00:53:30,845 --> 00:53:31,946 I'm awake. 842 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:12,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -