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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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- What the hell's wrong with you?
- What is going on?

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- He's dropping out of school!
- What?!

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It's not a big deal.

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You are finishing high school,
end of discussion.

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It's my life.

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It's my house.

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If you don't go to school,
you can't live here.

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Hold on. We are not kicking him out.

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The hell we're not.

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I'll pack right now.

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Stop. You don't have to go.

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Yes, he does. My house, my rules.

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I've always had a curious
affinity for Laundromats.

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Perhaps it's the rows
of mechanical devices

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dedicated to a cleaner world.

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Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation

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of spinning clothes
on their sudsy journey

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to a fluffy, stain-free future.

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Mmm, look at 'em.

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Where was I? Oh, yes. Laundromats.

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My meemaw also loved them,

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but for an entirely different reason.

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Banana, banana...

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Whoo!

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Personally, I don't care for bananas.

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It's a texture thing.

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- There you go.
- Oh, big night.

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Yep.

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You can just put it on my tab.

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Actually, I'm gonna
need you to cash out.

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- How come?
- I'm, uh, fixin' to close up for good.

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What? Why?

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Gonna spend more time
with the grandkids.

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I got grandkids, too.

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Why do you think I'm here so much?

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So who's gonna take over this place?

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Guess what, I'm buying a Laundromat.

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Uh, I don't know how to react.

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Is that good news?

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Oh, yeah.

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Laundromat.

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Cool.

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Fun fact...

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did you know the knife goes on the right

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because it was the first utensil,

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and most people are right-handed?

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Did you know I set the table
and no one said thank you?

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No one thanked me for my fun fact.

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You don't hear me complaining.

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Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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Just thought I could
have dinner with y'all.

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Of course you can.

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I'm sorry, do you live here?

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Just forget it.

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No. Stay.

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- Mary...
- He can have dinner with us.

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Fine.

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Sit.

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I'll get you a plate.

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So, do you still live here?

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I don't know.

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Of course you do.

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- You go back to school?
- No.

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It sounds like you don't live here.

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He's our son. We are
not kicking him out.

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He wants to be an adult,
he can pay for his own place.

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- That was my plan.
- Okay,

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what if he pitches in here?

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Like what, rent?

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Yes. You would do that, right?

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I guess so.

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Sounds like someone needs
a rental agreement.

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I'll go get my legal pad.

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Pay to live here?

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We don't even have a pool.

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So, there's a secret back
room at the Laundromat

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- where you gamble?
- Yeah.

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And you never told me?

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Well, this is how secrets work.

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Uh-huh. What else aren't you telling me?

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Let me explain secrets.

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Uh, okay, just give me a sense

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of how illegal this is.

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Who says it's illegal?

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Well, why is it a secret?

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Okay, it's illegal.

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But these places have
been around for years.

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Nobody gets hurt, the cops don't care.

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I-I thought you liked being retired...

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now you want to be a business owner?

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It's not as much as
fun as I make it look.

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Listen, I've been gambling my whole life

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and losing to the house.

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This is my chance to be the house.

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You go to prison,
I ain't waitin' for you.

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You really have the energy
to find a new girlfriend?

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I'll wait.

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Okay, so we've agreed on monthly
rent. Should we talk utilities?

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Why do I got to pay for that stuff?

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'Cause you use them and they cost money.

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There are five of us in the house,

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so I suggest he pays 20%.

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Although he does take a
long time drying that hair.

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20%'s fine.

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Hold on.

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It takes a whole lot more
water to clean you than me.

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Hey, watch it. I don't have
to let you live here.

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Let me? I'm paying for everything.

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You gonna charge me for food, too?

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Mm, it's not the worst idea.

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You know what? Maybe I
shouldn't be in this house.

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You said it, not me.

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He doesn't have to pay for food.

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Meemaw does eat here for free.

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That's a separate problem.

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What if Georgie moves into the garage?

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- Why?
- You'd still be around,

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so Mom's happy,

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but you'd be out of the
house, so Dad's happy.

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That could work.

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- What do you say?
- Done.

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- Done.
- Hold on.

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All my trains and science equipment

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are in the garage. Where would they go?

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Easy. I take Georgie's room.

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All your crap goes in your room.

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That's a big change.
I need to think about this.

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Mom?

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Honey, it does make sense.

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You two are getting older.

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I don't even have hair on my
legs yet. What's the rush?

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Let's just put this down for a few days.

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Why? 'Cause you don't want
to hear him complain?

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Bingo.

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Hey, Dale.

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Hey, Jake.

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Good to see you. Hey,
thanks for coming out.

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My pleasure. Could I get a beer?

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You arrest anybody fun lately?

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A party clown.

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But what he was doing was not fun.

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Do I want to know?

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Not if you want to sleep tonight.

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Huh.

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What's up with you?

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Still dating that Connie?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Actually, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

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Oh-oh. I can check into things,

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but if you think she's lying,
she probably is.

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No, no, that's not it.

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Oh. Well, still good life advice.

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Well, what do you know about these
backroom slot machine places?

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Why? You thinking of
putting one in your store?

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No. Uh-uh.

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No, actually, I'm asking for Connie,

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'cause she's kind of interested.

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Hmm.

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Those places are harmless.

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We look the other way.

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Well, that's good to know.

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So what other laws are okay to break?

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Not hiding drugs in your keister.

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What was that clown thinking?

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When they found it,
did confetti shoot out?

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Sheldon, come on, I need my own space.

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But we've always shared a room.

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I'm a young lady now.

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You seem the same to me.

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I have a training bra.

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When you complete your
training, get back to me.

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You know you want privacy, too.

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I suppose it would be nice

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to have all my trains and
science equipment in here.

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Great. It's settled.

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It would be like my
Fortress of Solitude.

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Good for you.

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Or my Bat Cave.

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Shh!

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Although I don't care for caves.

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Or bats.

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I suppose Fortress of Solitude...

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I'm gonna choke you with my bra.

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Good night.

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Want some help?

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You gonna charge me money?

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Never mind.

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Any chance this could
wait till halftime?

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I'll be done in a second.

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Touchdown!

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- What are you doing?
- Moving my stuff.

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But we haven't discussed
who gets what yet.

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I get my stuff.
You get your stuff. Done.

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There's community property.

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We've lived together for over ten years.

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In some states, we'd
be considered married.

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- Gross.
- I don't make the rules.

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I just know them all.

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What do I have to do
to get this over with?

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We just need to agree upon
who gets which items.

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Fine. As my farewell gift to you,

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let's do your dumb thing.

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See, when you're mean and nice
at the same time, it's confusing.

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Too bad, doofus.

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Better, thank you.

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Okay, thanks. I'll see you in a bit.

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Chet's gonna swing by
and finalize the deal.

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Wait, he's coming over here?

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Yeah. Why?

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Well, this is a very shady transaction.

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I mean, it should be taking
place under a bridge

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or in a parking lot somewhere.

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I'm handing him a cashier's check.

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He's giving me the keys.

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He's gonna know where you live.

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I'm in the phone book.
I'm not hard to find.

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Well, what if he grabs the check

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and just skedaddles out of here?

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He's our age.

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He isn't skedaddling anywhere.

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Ah, whatever you say.

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Are you disappointed this isn't
more like some old cop show?

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I loved Rockford Files.

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Well, I tell you what,
when he gets here,

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you're my muscle.

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If anything goes sideways,

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- you jump in.
- See, now you're talking.

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I'll stand behind you and
I'll crack my knuckles.

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With your arthritis?

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It's only bad when it rains.

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Next, one Timex brand alarm clock.

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It's yours.

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Are you sure? It has a
stylish faux-wood finish.

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Fine, I'll take it.

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- Aw.
- So you want it?

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- Yes.
- It's yours.

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Thank you.

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Next, one useful yet educational
map of the world trash can.

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I know what you're doing.

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Yes, I'm being thorough
about these things

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so we don't fight about
them down the line.

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What you're doing is dragging this out

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because you don't want me to leave.

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- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

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Do you know the phrase "pish posh"?

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No, and I don't want to.

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It's British,

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and it's used when someone's
opinions are absurd.

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And you're forcing me to use it.

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Pish posh!

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Or, more authentically,

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pish posh!

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I'm done.

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I know what's mine, and I'm taking it.

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One day she said the same thing

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to her first husband.

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I like to think I prepared
her for that moment.

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So I'm thinking dark
red, like a speakeasy.

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And maybe a little bar in the corner.

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Well, you're gonna
need a liquor license.

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00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:26,940
Oh, right. 'Cause I don't
want to break the law

265
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,792
in my illegal gambling room.

266
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,167
Over here is my bedroom area,
for sleeping and whatnot.

267
00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,584
That's my gym.

268
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,200
And last but not least,
kitchen and bathroom.

269
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,249
Georgie, do not use that
sink as a bathroom.

270
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,542
Relax. Just number one.

271
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,200
There you go.

272
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,259
Okay, these posters go on that wall.

273
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,792
That poster goes over the bed.

274
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,459
I'm not your moving man.

275
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:54,138
You're right, I'm growing up.

276
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,800
Guess I can't be Daddy's
little girl forever.

277
00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,250
Which one goes over the bed?

278
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,667
Um, New Kids.

279
00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,320
First thing I'm gonna
do is get better chairs.

280
00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,620
If people are comfy, they'll
stay longer and spend more.

281
00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:09,792
Well, what if it's
someone's lucky chair?

282
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,580
They're gambling in the
back of a Laundromat.

283
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,870
Does that sound lucky to you?

284
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,084
I'm thinking I'll put the
flag over that window

285
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,250
for, you know, privacy.

286
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,840
If you want, I could sew some curtains,

287
00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:21,917
make it look homey.

288
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,250
Nice. Girls will eat that up.

289
00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:25,792
Flag is fine.

290
00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,630
Well, you been busy.

291
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,959
Yes.

292
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,583
- You get this in here all by yourself?
- Yes.

293
00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:47,959
- How?
- Science.

294
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,625
Well, it looks good.

295
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,780
I know. Now trains will be the last
thing I see before I go to sleep,

296
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,417
and the first thing
I see when I wake up.

297
00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,625
Great.

298
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:58,209
If I stir in the middle of the night,
you know what I'll see?

299
00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,459
Trains?

300
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,792
Trains.

301
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,500
Well... as long as you're happy.

302
00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:08,350
Oh, I'm happy.

303
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,959
Hey.

304
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,500
You might want to check in on Sheldon.

305
00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:21,792
- Is he okay?
- Well, he was smiling.

306
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,500
Smiling how?

307
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,110
Oh, boy.

308
00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:35,040
Hey. Dinner's ready.

309
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,209
I'll eat later. I have to finish this.

310
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:43,240
I made spaghetti with
hot dogs cut up in it.

311
00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:47,584
I even made sure that every
piece is the exact same size.

312
00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:50,459
Some things are more important
than the width of a hot dog slice.

313
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,250
And I wish I'd known that sooner.

314
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,750
So, you okay?

315
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,540
Why wouldn't I be okay?

316
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:00,930
Well, there's a lot of change going on.

317
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,625
I know that's not your favorite.

318
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,700
Where is that railroad crossing?

319
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,084
Would you like to eat in here?
I'll make you a plate.

320
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,180
I have to find that sign.

321
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,940
It should be in this box. Where is it?

322
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,520
I can't find my railroad crossing sign.

323
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,334
Hey, how about knocking?

324
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,259
Sorry, I've never had to
knock on that door before.

325
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,542
Well, now you do.

326
00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,160
I need the crossing sign

327
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,625
for my train set. Have you seen it?

328
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,334
No, and I've got company coming soon.

329
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,750
Perfect. An extra set
of eyes will be helpful.

330
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,049
It's a girl, and you need
to get out of here.

331
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,625
I'm not leaving until I find it.

332
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:36,140
Is this really about some dumb sign,

333
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,625
or is about you being scared
to have a room to yourself?

334
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:42,400
That sign has been there for as
long as I've had that railroad set.

335
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,625
It may seem insignificant
to you, but I need it.

336
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:47,120
Everyone only cares about themselves.

337
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,780
You're happy because you got the garage,

338
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,399
Missy's happy because
she has her own room,

339
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,542
but no one cares about my problems.

340
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,584
I'll help you look.

341
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,820
Just forget it.

342
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,820
As I struggled, my meemaw
began to realize

343
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,630
the problem with running a gambling den

344
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,820
in the back of a Laundromat

345
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,220
was it's still connected
to a Laundromat.

346
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,667
I put five pairs of undies in here,

347
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,209
and now there are four.

348
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,084
Your machine ate my undies.

349
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,049
There's a lost and found box
right over there in the corner.

350
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,250
Just take all you want.

351
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,667
I don't want a stranger's undies.

352
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,667
Then let's find your precious undies.

353
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:24,459
Look how many rhinestones
fell off in the dryer.

354
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,700
It says right here "do not tumble dry."

355
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,834
No label's gonna tell me what to do.

356
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,400
I am not in the mood
for Texas right now.

357
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,709
What do you want from me?

358
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,042
Well, what size is yours?

359
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,250
No!

360
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,209
_

361
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:55,920
Finally the fun begins.

362
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:00,834
What's going on?

363
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,500
Are you Connie Tucker?

364
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,000
Well, this sucks.

365
00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,329
Next stop, Medford.

366
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,834
That won't be necessary. Keep going.

367
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,338
But, sir, your family's
waiting to board.

368
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,917
I'm aware. Drive on.

369
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,369
But, sir...

370
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,200
I don't need them. I'm fine on my own.

371
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,960
Do not stop this train.

372
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:41,042
- Turn it off.
- No.

373
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,709
I've been listening to it
for an hour; turn it off.

374
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,709
It's my room, I can do what I want.

375
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,125
Oh, really? Let's see how you like it.

376
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,709
# All for love #

377
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:52,498
# I love it when we're together #

378
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,417
# Girl, I need you forever... #

379
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,792
What the hell's going on?!

380
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,378
Missy's trying to annoy me.

381
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,709
'Cause he won't turn
his stupid train off.

382
00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:06,378
You two are unbelievable.
Everything off.

383
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,170
- But he started it.
- Now!

384
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,292
# Knight in shining armor,
I will be your... #

385
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,200
I thought y'all looked the other way.

386
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,728
We do, but I'm running for sheriff,

387
00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:20,209
and this will make my campaign pop.

388
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,292
But you and Dale are buddies.

389
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,125
That's why I'm not arresting you.

390
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,220
Hey, get one with me in it.

391
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,584
So you gonna sell the place?

392
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:35,780
No.

393
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,140
Instead of crime boss,

394
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,548
you're gonna be a laundry boss.

395
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,167
Well, I guess that's just as cool.

396
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,167
I'm gonna open my game room.

397
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,870
How?

398
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,018
I don't know.

399
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,750
- Move to a new location?
- I don't know!

400
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,173
What about the Laundromat?

401
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:55,180
Keep asking questions, see what happens.

402
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,456
- Last one.
- What?

403
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,320
How'd you get so pretty?

404
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,540
I hate you.

405
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,580
I like you.

406
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,149
There were plenty of reasons

407
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,700
to be happy my sister moved out.

408
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,588
She snored, she teased me.

409
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,959
She left her dirty clothes everywhere.

410
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,640
Clearly, I was better off without her.

411
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,750
Can I sleep on your floor?

412
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,780
Come on.

413
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,000
I eventually made my peace

414
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,849
with having a room to myself.

415
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:55,834
And I was never truly alone,
thanks to my science posse:

416
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,667
Stephen, Albert, Richard and Arthur.

417
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:02,940
But for those times when I did
need to communicate with Missy,

418
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,280
we had a system.

419
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,709
What?

420
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:14,709
- Just testing the system.
- You tested it yesterday.

421
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:17,667
Just because it worked yesterday
doesn't mean it's working today.

422
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,909
It's working. Good night.

423
00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,542
Good night. Sleep tight.

424
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:29,800
What?

425
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,700
Did you know when people
say "sleep tight,"

426
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,399
they're referring to when
beds were made of ropes,

427
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,410
and the tighter the rope,

428
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,380
the more comfortable
the bed was to sleep on?

429
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,417
Cool.

430
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,125
Bye.

431
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,229
My sister wasn't always a fan

432
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:44,380
of my informative tidbits,
so I didn't tell her

433
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,938
that the entire phrase,
"Good night, sleep tight,

434
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,360
don't let the bedbugs bite"

435
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,660
is actually from the 1896 book

436
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,948
What They Say in New England:

437
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,860
A Book of Signs, Sayings,
and Superstitions.

438
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:56,879
Until I told her.

439
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:03,542
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