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Mmm. When I die,

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we should totally get
this sandwich place

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for my memorial.

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So good. Mmm. Can't wait.

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Oh, all these people loved Mr. Chase.

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His students are taking it so hard.

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Yeah, nobody grieves like theater kids.

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This is my show!

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Why are they singing about computers?

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It was a musical about Y2K,

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which was very scary back then.

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Scarier than anything we have now.

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The whole show takes
place on New Year's Eve,

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- 1999...
- * Five, four, three *

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* Two, zero, zero, zero *

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* A midnight countdown to Y2K *

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* Five, four, three,
two, will I be a zero? *

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* When tomorrow becomes today. *

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Mom, which one are you?

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I was right over here.

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In the wings, calling all the shots...

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as the stage manager.

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Mrs. Chase, I'm so sorry for your loss.

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Oh, thank you, dear.

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Say, look what I found
when I was cleaning out

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Franklin's office.

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My prompt book.

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This binder lists all the cues

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for the entire production.

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Oh, Franklin always said you
were the heart of the show...

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that your stage managing
was so... zealous.

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I definitely ran a tight ship.

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But in a fun way
everyone loved, obviously.

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- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Super fun.

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Of course, I would have loved
to have been in the show,

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except I'm not much of a singer.

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But in my imagination,
I've got the voice of a Disney princess.

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Oh... What a special time.

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I'd give anything to
feel that magic again.

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* Script notes and sound cues *

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* Take me there again *

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* In my blacks in the
backs of the wings *

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* So I'm not seen *

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* No one knows the magic *

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* That hides behind the scenes *

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It's me!

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The cast said yes!

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We're putting on a musical!

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* Places, everybody *

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* It's time to start the show *

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* That's what actors
need me to say *

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* Otherwise, they wouldn't
know where to go *

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* Cinch up the hemlines *

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* Sound check all the mics *

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* Close the door, ring the bell *

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* And bring down the house lights *

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* It's curtains up
for Marge Bouvier *

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* 'Cause I'm once again the star *

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* Of the backstage *

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Wow, you're the director?

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No, more important...
the stage manager.

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- Ah!
- Five minutes, guys!

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- Thank you, five.
- Five minutes.

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I always used to love
saying that, before...

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* The endless loads of laundry

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* The dishes piled high *

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* The whining and complaining *

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- * It's mine *
- * It's mine *

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- * It's mine *
- Enough!

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* I'm returning to my theater family *

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* A revival of our
fondest memories *

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- * Singin'... *
- * Do *

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- * Re *
- * Mi *

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- * This Show *
- * Will be *

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* The talk of the town *

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* A hit, a smash, the rage *

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* And there's nothing
Springfield needs more *

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* Than a play *

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Good!

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* 'Cause I'm once again the *

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* Appreciated, well-respected,
never, ever disconnected *

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* Nothing but the most impressive *

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* Everybody's dearest friended *

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* Star *

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* Of the backstage... *

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* She's the star,
see how she shines *

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* She answers when
we call for lines *

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* Places, everybody! *

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Wow, honey,
those dorks are so excited to be

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in your show again.

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And I will do everything
I can to support you...

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while I'm at Moe's.

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Mwah.

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Sorry, Marge,
but I got to drop out of the show.

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I broke my hip while singing and dancing

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about feeling young again.

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Say, Dad,
what if you filled in for Lenny

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and joined Mom's musical?

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Yeah, then you'd be the most
supportive husband ever.

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Great idea, kids.

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I'm all in, babe!

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One pair of super tight
dance pants, please!

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From this day forward, we are enemies.

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Forever and ever.

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Forever.

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Okay,

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back on stage...
it's just like we're teenagers again.

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Now let's start the rehearsal.

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Theater!

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Wait, we can't start without Sasha Reed.

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- She was the star of the show.
- Mm-hmm.

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She got into Julliard.

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Sasha.

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You never forget your first diva.

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I'd love to know what she's been up to.

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Well, as your dutiful stage manager,

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I did reach out repeatedly,
but never heard back.

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I guess we'll never know what happened

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after Sasha left little old Springfield

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for New York City.

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Never say never!

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Hello, old friends!

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Ah! It's Sasha!

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Let me tell you all about it.

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* It was a cold and rainy morning *

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* When I exited the bus *

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* I stepped into the city *

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* Everyone in such a rush *

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* I suppose I started singing *

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* Just to keep the chill at bay *

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* I guess I sounded something like *

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* This *

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* And that's when
I heard a man say *

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* "That tone, that pitch *

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* "Your voice'll make us rich *

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* Stick with me,
and you'll be destined to impress" *

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* And that's how Sasha became *

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* A massive success *

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* Yes, Sasha *

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* Is a massive success *

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* Now I dine on the veranda *

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* With Lin-Manuel Miranda *

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* Scrape meat off the
bone with Patti LuPone *

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* Don't mention Glenn Close *

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* I eat Bananas Foster *

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* With my good friend
Sutton Foster *

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* Thanks to Stephen Sondheim,
who's the most gracious host *

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* Yes, I'm everything
you thought I'd be *

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* When I left Springfield
for the big city *

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* I've made it,
I'm a cut above the rest *

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* 'Cause Sasha has returned *

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* A massive *

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* Success... *

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* That's right *

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* I'm a Broadway *

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* Star! *

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Oh, I can't believe Sasha came back.

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What a career!

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I know a famous person
that knows what's his name,

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who is she, and never heard of him!

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Okay, okay, everybody.

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It's so exciting that
Sasha is a massive success,

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but we really need to
walk through our blocking.

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Let's make it precise, gang!

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Blocking, so important.

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That's what Hal always told me.

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Hal Prince.

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Boom! Named it!

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But before we get into
the technical stuff,

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we need to reconnect as an ensemblé.

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Let's all go to my lake
house and do trust falls.

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But we have to carve out
some time to run lines.

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Marge Bouvier,
you have not changed a bit.

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Okay, Mom, we'll run lines,

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but don't wait up for us.

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Us* What do you mean?

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This bonding session is for the cast.

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You understand, right?

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Oh.

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Sure. Of course.

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Come on, friends!

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00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:09,512
I was wrong.
Theater kids are super cool.

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Thanks for the hookup, honey.

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* How will I stay alive? *

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* When all *

186
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* The computers think I died? *

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- * How will I *
- * How will I *

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* Stay alive *

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* When all the clocks
and the computers *

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* Think I died? *

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Okay, the curtain-raiser
went a smidge long,

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so stay on your marks next time.

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- Take five!
- Thank you, five.

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Anyway, I hope you all remember
the best part of rehearsal...

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is brownies!

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Are those Margie's Brownies
with walnuts and M&Ms?

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It's true, I do matter.

198
00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:04,141
Look what else I'm included in.

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It's all from our shows.

200
00:09:05,903 --> 00:09:08,312
We were such a tight-knit group.

201
00:09:08,331 --> 00:09:10,389
Remember the tightness of the knitting?

202
00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,742
There's my old guitar pick.

203
00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:16,921
Oh, I haven't played
guitar since I lost this!

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Still works!

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Oh, man, this takes me back...

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00:09:23,087 --> 00:09:24,178
Remember, guys?

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* Bonfires at Billy's *

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00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:30,685
* We'd talk about our dreams *

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00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:36,432
* We'd get drunk and make out, ha *

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* Cause a scene *

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00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:40,844
Remind me who Billy was again?

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00:09:40,938 --> 00:09:42,405
You know... Billy.

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* Late nights at the diner *

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* We'd laugh and we'd cry *

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Right. Uh-huh. The diner.

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* Smoking clove cigarettes *

217
00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:56,860
* Ruthie serving us cheese fries *

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Is that why you guys always smelled

219
00:09:58,623 --> 00:10:00,643
like burnt cinnamon?

220
00:10:00,678 --> 00:10:02,625
* Climbing the water tower *

221
00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:04,719
* Drunk on whiskey sours *

222
00:10:04,946 --> 00:10:07,780
* Stealing the Lard Lad sign *

223
00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:10,058
- That was you guys?
- Yeah.

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* Remember the times *

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* The best times *

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00:10:13,971 --> 00:10:16,064
* Of our lives *

227
00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,942
* We had nothing but times *

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00:10:21,129 --> 00:10:23,813
* Remember the times *

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00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:26,816
Okay, I might've missed some
of those specific moments,

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but I'm sure I'll remember
all the other ones.

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00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:31,537
What else?

232
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* The kegger at Marge's *

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* What an epic night *

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00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:39,420
Wait, there was a party at my house?

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00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,071
Where was I?

236
00:10:41,149 --> 00:10:44,166
* She was at a tech run-through *

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00:10:44,319 --> 00:10:46,260
* Nowhere in sight *

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Guys, that's like, pretty messed up.

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00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,841
* Oh, yeah *

240
00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:55,879
* I was at that super
killer party, too *

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00:10:55,914 --> 00:10:57,237
You weren't even in the show.

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* Yeah, but I was cool *

243
00:10:59,684 --> 00:11:01,109
* Lenny fell off the roof *

244
00:11:01,336 --> 00:11:03,352
- What?
- * Marge's parents got sued *

245
00:11:03,446 --> 00:11:06,447
* And had to file for bankruptcy *

246
00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:08,691
Is that why I couldn't
go away to college?

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00:11:08,843 --> 00:11:10,359
* Remember the time *

248
00:11:10,511 --> 00:11:13,195
* When Jackie died *

249
00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:14,622
Wait, I thought Jackie moved.

250
00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:17,291
* No one saw the signs *

251
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,851
* Together we cried *

252
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,629
* And then we made
it about ourselves *

253
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,689
* When the reporter came *

254
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:25,949
- What?!
- * He worked for The Times *

255
00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:27,068
Which one?

256
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,378
* The New York Times *

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* Such timey times *

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00:11:31,699 --> 00:11:33,307
How'd I miss all of this?

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* We were all together. *

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Except me.

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* Script notes and sound cues *

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- * They never saw me as a friend *
- _

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00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:51,308
* In my blacks in the
backs of the wings *

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- * I was unseen *
- _

265
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,327
_

266
00:11:56,391 --> 00:11:59,167
- * So much for the magic *
- _

267
00:11:59,243 --> 00:12:04,463
- * No one wants old Marjorie. *
- _

268
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,417
_

269
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:12,662
I was unpopular and never knew!

270
00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:14,664
All my best memories are ruined.

271
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,592
I wish I had never done
this stupid musical again.

272
00:12:17,745 --> 00:12:21,522
As soon as Sasha showed up,
it was like I didn't exist.

273
00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:23,582
I never liked that Sasha Reed.

274
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:26,084
Taking pop out of the
fridge without asking...

275
00:12:26,103 --> 00:12:27,528
getting us sued...

276
00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:30,605
Of course! It's all Sasha's fault.

277
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:33,926
Someone ought to teach that
Broadway big shot a lesson.

278
00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:36,853
Mom, do you still have a computer?

279
00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:44,269
Last night I made some very
interesting discoveries,

280
00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:47,697
requiring the printing
of a revised playbill.

281
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:52,627
* I'll refer you to page three *

282
00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:55,297
* To an updated biography *

283
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,282
* Of which you must see *

284
00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:59,968
* Certain to change your view *

285
00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:04,481
* Of the beloved ingenue *

286
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,975
* Sasha! Poof *

287
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,218
* The truth *

288
00:13:09,387 --> 00:13:13,056
* She's never been in a
Broadway musical or play? *

289
00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:17,393
* She was never in Pippin,
Show Boat, or Cabaret? *

290
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:20,973
* She didn't sign autographs
at a stage door-a? *

291
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:25,586
* She worked at the
Herald Square Sephora? *

292
00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:28,146
* Lost hope, gave up
and moved the day *

293
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,650
* She didn't get a
callback for Hairspray *

294
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,094
* She's a fraudway baby *

295
00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:35,745
* A phony, a fake *

296
00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:39,582
* She ain't got what it takes *

297
00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,602
* She's a fraudway baby *

298
00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:43,920
* She doesn't know Sutton Foster *

299
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:45,680
* This broad's an imposter *

300
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:48,800
* She's had you wrapped
around her finger *

301
00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:50,444
* For days *

302
00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:53,171
* But she's nothing but
a hair-extentioned *

303
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:54,948
* Makeup-slinging, Botox-forehead *

304
00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:56,099
* Lying, cheating *

305
00:13:56,118 --> 00:14:00,954
* Baby fraudway... *

306
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,277
So you don't know the people

307
00:14:07,371 --> 00:14:09,963
you said you knew but who are they?

308
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:11,799
Marge Bouvier, you're...

309
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,133
mean!

310
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:20,215
Well, I'm sure you're all
as angry at Sasha as I am,

311
00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:22,551
but now we can wipe the slate clean

312
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:25,795
and really come together
as a theater family.

313
00:14:25,889 --> 00:14:28,131
Without Sasha, there's no show.

314
00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:31,893
You ruined everything, you... techie!

315
00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:34,137
But, w-w-wait. She made it all up.

316
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:35,656
She's a liar!

317
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,716
I think this is the kind of thing

318
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:41,553
that makes people not want
to invite you to stuff.

319
00:14:48,579 --> 00:14:50,838
Stupid, ungrateful cast.

320
00:14:51,065 --> 00:14:52,898
Did you sleep at all last night?

321
00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:54,991
"We don't care that Sasha's a liar."

322
00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,659
"We still love her more than you."

323
00:14:56,753 --> 00:14:59,179
Mo-om! Bart replaced my Kashi cereal

324
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,831
with woodchips from the hamster cage!

325
00:15:01,925 --> 00:15:04,167
So* You didn't notice till I told you.

326
00:15:05,762 --> 00:15:08,004
- What's wrong with Mom?
- Well, kids, your mother has

327
00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:11,007
severely pissed off
all the theater weirdos...

328
00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:12,175
of which I am now one...

329
00:15:12,194 --> 00:15:14,603
but she can't see it's her fault.

330
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,512
So... are you gonna tell her?

331
00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:21,201
Indeed I am,
and there's only one way to do it.

332
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:26,189
* When your partner's in a tizzy *

333
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:28,433
* Flossing till she's dizzy *

334
00:15:28,452 --> 00:15:31,286
* Clearly in the wrong,
but certain she's right *

335
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,714
* It's your responsibility *

336
00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:35,607
* To imply her culpability *

337
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,886
* In a way that doesn't
instigate a fight *

338
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:42,055
Whoops.

339
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,558
* Don't escalate the situation *

340
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:46,226
* Or add further complication *

341
00:15:46,453 --> 00:15:49,354
* Mince your words,
so as never to encroach *

342
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:52,124
* Deliver your advice *

343
00:15:52,142 --> 00:15:53,625
* But make sure to do it nice *

344
00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:56,987
* For it's best to use
a delicate approach *

345
00:15:57,907 --> 00:15:59,764
Marge, darling...

346
00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:01,224
Leave me alone!

347
00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:03,559
Marge, listen! I'm being delicate!

348
00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:05,228
Oh, are you?

349
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:08,898
* Now, I know you may think
you were just in your actions *

350
00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:10,809
* But it makes my heart sink
to see your infractions *

351
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,827
* Your feelings were hurt,
but it's malice you blurt *

352
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:15,422
* Your transaction
compels a retraction *

353
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,426
Oh, you're right, Homie.

354
00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:21,153
It's all my fault.

355
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:24,156
I did the one thing a stage
manager must never do:

356
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,267
I put myself before the show.

357
00:16:28,461 --> 00:16:29,467
You see, kids?

358
00:16:29,496 --> 00:16:32,164
* It's best to use a delicate *

359
00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:33,515
* Approach. *

360
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:36,685
I have to make things right.

361
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:38,019
You need to let me see

362
00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:41,173
the cast-only text chain.

363
00:16:41,341 --> 00:16:42,357
Yeah, I don't know.

364
00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:44,859
It's really not cool for me to share it.

365
00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:47,362
Plus, you wouldn't get any of the jokes.

366
00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:49,197
You might want to skip over the stuff

367
00:16:49,349 --> 00:16:50,457
with your name in it.

368
00:16:50,608 --> 00:16:51,850
Sasha hasn't left town.

369
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:53,502
There's still time.

370
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,965
Why would Marge do that to me?

371
00:16:58,116 --> 00:16:59,949
I was never mean to her.

372
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,543
I never even talked to her!

373
00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:04,471
Yeah, we don't care
that you only sell makeup

374
00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:07,123
and that you're a huge liar.

375
00:17:07,142 --> 00:17:09,384
I miss high school.

376
00:17:09,536 --> 00:17:11,979
Remember the night of the cast party?

377
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:15,298
You and me... in the hot tub?

378
00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,709
That night really happened?

379
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:18,986
I thought I imagined it.

380
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:20,562
It was real.

381
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:23,139
And I've never had better.

382
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,133
Ah...

383
00:17:25,227 --> 00:17:27,402
Sasha! Sasha, I'm so sorry.

384
00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:29,329
Once my husband sang and danced to me

385
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,890
about what I did, I felt terrible.

386
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:34,668
I acted like such a crazy teenager.

387
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:38,012
All I wanted to do was
recapture my glory days,

388
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:39,655
when I could've become anything...

389
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:41,233
instead of what I really am,

390
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:43,659
a floor manager at Sephora.

391
00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:46,013
Sales associate.

392
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,099
I guess we both wanted
to be stars again.

393
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:50,927
There she is.

394
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,003
Probably called us here

395
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:53,912
to expose the lies the rest of us put

396
00:17:53,914 --> 00:17:55,413
in our playbill bios.

397
00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:56,765
What lies?

398
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,008
I am "thrilled to reprise my role

399
00:17:59,102 --> 00:18:01,361
as Steve/Ensemble."

400
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,772
I was supposed to manage the stage,

401
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:07,016
but instead I just managed
to screw everything up.

402
00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:08,869
But there's still time
to put on the best show

403
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:11,020
of the latter part of our lives.

404
00:18:11,114 --> 00:18:13,540
What do you say?
Should we give it a try?

405
00:18:13,691 --> 00:18:14,982
Oh, why should we?

406
00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:18,270
What has trying ever gotten anyone?

407
00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:23,441
* I could've been a crooner *

408
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,552
* Star of stage and screen *

409
00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,128
* But I'd just as sooner *

410
00:18:27,281 --> 00:18:30,724
* Drink away my dream *

411
00:18:30,951 --> 00:18:32,951
- * Never try. *
- Stop!

412
00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:35,120
That's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.

413
00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:39,382
Barney, nobody needs to do
this show more than you.

414
00:18:39,476 --> 00:18:42,961
* Except me! *

415
00:18:43,925 --> 00:18:44,987
Yay!

416
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,816
It's a full house, so...

417
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,652
* Places, everybody. *

418
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,729
Marge, when I'm onstage
and it's not my turn to talk,

419
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:56,208
- can I look at my phone?
- No.

420
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,509
It's almost midnight.

421
00:19:14,661 --> 00:19:16,144
What's going to happen?

422
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,425
Oops. Five, four...

423
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:25,320
Three, two, one!

424
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,265
So the show just ends?

425
00:19:29,684 --> 00:19:31,075
What a cop-out!

426
00:19:31,094 --> 00:19:32,910
At least at the end
of Rent you get to see

427
00:19:32,912 --> 00:19:34,354
Mimi come back to life.

428
00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,264
This is just lazy.

429
00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:44,438
Marge, thanks for reminding me
how good it feels

430
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:46,758
to be a big fish in a small pond.

431
00:19:46,926 --> 00:19:48,943
I guess that's why you never left.

432
00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:50,853
Actually, I think it was
because my parents

433
00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:53,873
couldn't afford college
after a lawsuit from a party

434
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,525
you threw at my house
but didn't invite me to.

435
00:19:56,545 --> 00:19:59,379
Such timey times.

436
00:20:03,972 --> 00:20:05,534
Oh, my God, it's really her.

437
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:07,128
It's Marge Bouvier.

438
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,722
Just ask her.

439
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,017
Um, would you sign my prompt bible?

440
00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:14,418
We copied yours.

441
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:15,495
You know me?

442
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:17,814
You're a stage-managing icon!

443
00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:22,268
Would you go to the diner with us?

444
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,386
We'd die to hear some of your stories.

445
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,647
Invited to the diner.

446
00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:28,891
I'm getting cheese fries!

447
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:32,153
Cast party at Marge's house!

448
00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:34,113
All right!

449
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,731
Theater!

450
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:52,673
* Five, four, three,
two, zero, zero, zero *

451
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,249
* A new millennium *

452
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:57,161
* But who will I be? *

453
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,013
* Five, four, three, two *

454
00:20:59,107 --> 00:21:01,349
* Way too many zeros *

455
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:03,517
* What will the computers *

456
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,260
* Do to me? *

457
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,188
* Will there be blackouts? *

458
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,522
* Chaos? *

459
00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:10,524
* Motherboards exploding? *

460
00:21:10,677 --> 00:21:12,601
* Glitches and crashes? *

461
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,561
* A run on the banks? *

462
00:21:14,714 --> 00:21:16,456
* Will I have a mortgage? *

463
00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:19,626
* A family* A boy and a girl? *

464
00:21:19,853 --> 00:21:24,038
* What happens to a two-digit soul *

465
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:27,842
* In a four-digit world? *

466
00:21:30,062 --> 00:21:31,128
Shh!

467
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:37,116
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