1 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,268 Any chance of getting this thing running again? 2 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:09,670 The simplicity of the thermosiphon cooling 3 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:11,371 is sheer elegance. 4 00:00:11,376 --> 00:00:13,339 The capitalist dictate of constant improvement 5 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:15,342 often pushes us past the pinnacle of achievement 6 00:00:15,347 --> 00:00:17,611 into inferior products. 7 00:00:17,616 --> 00:00:19,412 And this is your brain off of drugs? 8 00:00:19,417 --> 00:00:22,082 Hey, don't weed-shame me. I know stuff. 9 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:23,549 Okay, so is that a yes? 10 00:00:23,554 --> 00:00:25,019 Because soon enough, someone's gonna see 11 00:00:25,023 --> 00:00:26,153 that J. Edgar Hoover's missing 12 00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:27,323 and the timeline's gonna start changing. 13 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,389 If I can find some water, yes. 14 00:00:29,394 --> 00:00:30,594 Oh! Uh, Gary, 15 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:32,197 can you check the back seat for some water please? 16 00:00:32,201 --> 00:00:33,796 I think I saw something under Hoover's coat. 17 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,329 Please don't mention his name. 18 00:00:36,334 --> 00:00:38,765 This guy's giving me terrible indigestion. 19 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:41,068 That's probably all the cigars. Ugh. 20 00:00:41,073 --> 00:00:43,372 Or all the bigotry. 21 00:00:44,275 --> 00:00:45,809 Oh! 22 00:00:46,311 --> 00:00:49,709 Uh, we've got some soda. Does that work? 23 00:00:49,714 --> 00:00:53,045 - We'll find out. - Oh, how about this? 24 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:55,047 A radio. 25 00:00:55,052 --> 00:00:58,321 Oh, we can pick up some newscasts. 26 00:01:00,658 --> 00:01:03,188 The lovely and lethal Bullet Blondes 27 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,591 remain at large, 28 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:07,093 last seen driving east on the Bankhead Highway. 29 00:01:07,098 --> 00:01:08,295 Caution advised. 30 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,730 They are considered armed and dangerous. 31 00:01:10,735 --> 00:01:12,732 Huh, I can't believe the name stuck. 32 00:01:12,737 --> 00:01:14,367 Yeah, and they didn't mention Hoover, 33 00:01:14,372 --> 00:01:16,402 which means they think he's still alive. 34 00:01:16,407 --> 00:01:18,341 Yeah. Well, he's not. 35 00:01:18,943 --> 00:01:21,110 Wha... 36 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:24,510 Hey. What's up? 37 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:26,479 We've gotten out of tighter spots than this. 38 00:01:26,484 --> 00:01:27,813 Have we? 39 00:01:27,818 --> 00:01:30,182 Mick's gone. Astra's down for the count. 40 00:01:30,187 --> 00:01:33,085 Zari is nursing a broken heart in a pocket dimension, 41 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:36,054 - and I killed J. Edgar Hoover. - And it was an accident. 42 00:01:36,059 --> 00:01:37,791 And it could have happened to any man of steel. 43 00:01:37,795 --> 00:01:39,058 That's not funny. 44 00:01:39,063 --> 00:01:41,327 I spent my whole life studying history 45 00:01:41,332 --> 00:01:43,529 and making sure it's preserved and passed on. 46 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:44,630 By killing Hoover, 47 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:46,770 I personally messed up the entire 20th century. 48 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,672 - Look, we're gonna fix it, okay? - Are we? 49 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:50,608 Because without Gideon or the ship, 50 00:01:50,613 --> 00:01:52,275 there's no way you can guarantee that. 51 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,812 - Nate, you are spinning. - I murdered a man, Sara. 52 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:57,447 And for the first time in our lives, 53 00:01:57,452 --> 00:02:00,417 we have to accept that that could be permanent. 54 00:02:00,422 --> 00:02:02,685 - Okay, look... - Uh, wife? Nate? 55 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:03,954 We got a big problem. 56 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:05,157 Hoover was supposed to be on a train 57 00:02:05,161 --> 00:02:06,991 to New York from Midland this afternoon. 58 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,763 If he's not there, the whole timeline's screwed. 59 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:11,828 No, it won't be. 60 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:14,525 Nate, history needs saving, 61 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:16,494 and you are just the man to do it. 62 00:02:16,499 --> 00:02:18,863 So long as the world thinks that Hoover is still alive, 63 00:02:18,868 --> 00:02:20,832 then the timeline remains on track. 64 00:02:20,837 --> 00:02:22,934 No, no, no. I know what you're thinking. 65 00:02:22,939 --> 00:02:24,635 No, there's no way I can impersonate Hoover 66 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,736 all the way to New York. 67 00:02:25,741 --> 00:02:28,108 I could barely do it in some Podunk Texas town. 68 00:02:29,411 --> 00:02:31,175 - Gary! - Huh? 69 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:34,746 Can you do some kind of spell and make him look like Hoover? 70 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:37,081 Uh, 71 00:02:37,086 --> 00:02:39,784 technically, yes. But, um... 72 00:02:39,789 --> 00:02:43,454 I'd need some of Hoover's spit or fingernails... 73 00:02:48,364 --> 00:02:51,598 Or hair. 74 00:02:53,334 --> 00:02:55,198 We're mobile, people. 75 00:02:55,203 --> 00:02:56,500 Well, good. 76 00:02:56,505 --> 00:03:00,737 Because J. Edgar Hoover has a train to catch. 77 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:15,455 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 78 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,565 I did a spell to resurrect a machine. 79 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,033 I don't know what this is. 80 00:03:29,038 --> 00:03:32,069 I'd recognize that smug little smile anywhere. 81 00:03:32,074 --> 00:03:33,771 It is Gideon. 82 00:03:33,776 --> 00:03:35,573 She doesn't look like a machine. 83 00:03:35,578 --> 00:03:38,209 Well, not a machine exactly, Mami. 84 00:03:38,214 --> 00:03:41,712 A computer who speaks. 85 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:43,216 Usually. 86 00:03:44,086 --> 00:03:45,819 Hello, computer. 87 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:48,319 Well, on the upside, 88 00:03:48,324 --> 00:03:50,154 looks like you got your magic working again. 89 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:53,290 My magic is clearly garbage. 90 00:03:53,295 --> 00:03:54,425 Stop that. 91 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:57,194 She's still Gideon though, right? 92 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:58,429 What's two plus two? 93 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:03,434 There you go. 94 00:04:06,307 --> 00:04:09,909 Wow, computers are... are very exciting. 95 00:04:10,912 --> 00:04:12,976 Uh... sorry. 96 00:04:19,988 --> 00:04:21,418 - Is it ready? - Not yet. 97 00:04:21,423 --> 00:04:24,020 It needs to fully ferment. This is just the primary stage. 98 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:25,355 Okay, well, we need to come up 99 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,658 with some kind of distraction or something, 100 00:04:26,662 --> 00:04:27,959 because that train leaves in five minutes, 101 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,459 and Hoover needs to be on it. 102 00:04:29,464 --> 00:04:32,295 And to the public eye, he will be. 103 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,198 Look, because they're not gonna be looking at him. 104 00:04:34,202 --> 00:04:35,932 - No. They... - What are you doing? 105 00:04:35,937 --> 00:04:37,467 Are going to be looking 106 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:40,770 at the most wanted women in America. 107 00:04:40,775 --> 00:04:42,506 What? 108 00:04:42,511 --> 00:04:44,407 Oh, I'm not sure about this. 109 00:04:44,412 --> 00:04:47,376 Just follow my lead. Come on. 110 00:04:47,381 --> 00:04:49,781 My safe word is core competency. 111 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,182 Coming through here. 112 00:04:54,187 --> 00:04:55,885 Look out, we got the Bullet Blondes. 113 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:57,586 This isn't the last you're gonna hear 114 00:04:57,591 --> 00:04:58,888 of the Bullet Blondes. 115 00:04:58,893 --> 00:05:00,322 That's right, coppers. 116 00:05:00,327 --> 00:05:01,657 Who you calling the cops? 117 00:05:01,662 --> 00:05:03,158 We're the Bureau of Investigation. 118 00:05:03,163 --> 00:05:04,193 That's right, 119 00:05:04,198 --> 00:05:06,528 and J. Edgar Hoover always gets his man. Or woman. 120 00:05:06,533 --> 00:05:08,998 Or gender non-conforming individual. 121 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:12,401 I need four extra tickets for my associates. 122 00:05:12,406 --> 00:05:15,004 Are those the Bullet Blondes? 123 00:05:15,009 --> 00:05:17,105 Well, we're not a pair of canceled stamps. 124 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,174 Pleasure. 125 00:05:18,179 --> 00:05:21,146 Mr. Hoover, let me find some seats for you and your men. 126 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:29,921 Our most secure cabin is the honeymoon suite. 127 00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:37,692 In the name of J. Edgar Hoover, I'm commandeering this cabin. 128 00:05:37,697 --> 00:05:39,961 Oh, no. No need to commandeer. 129 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:41,629 We don't want to spoil your honeymoon. 130 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:43,532 Spoil? Phonus balonus. 131 00:05:43,537 --> 00:05:44,933 Well, after them Palmer raids, 132 00:05:44,938 --> 00:05:47,702 we'd be proud to help out a patriot like Mr. Hoover. 133 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:54,209 - Squeeze on by here. - Congratulations. 134 00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:56,714 - Thank you. - Congratulations, best wishes. 135 00:06:00,887 --> 00:06:03,285 Whew. That was close. 136 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:05,623 Can you please take these off now? 137 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,556 What are the Palmer raids? 138 00:06:08,561 --> 00:06:09,958 After World War I, 139 00:06:09,963 --> 00:06:12,726 America was freaking out about Communism, 140 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:16,630 so Hoover and the DOJ arrested thousands of immigrants, 141 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:19,467 union workers, anything that smelled like organized labor. 142 00:06:19,472 --> 00:06:21,502 Real champion of civil liberties. 143 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,605 Oh, he pretty much codified racial bias 144 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:25,039 into our judicial system. 145 00:06:25,044 --> 00:06:28,342 Okay, look, morally, he's repulsive. 146 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:30,712 Historically, however, 147 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:33,180 he's one of the most important men of the 20th century. 148 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,817 He founded the FBI. He ran it till he died. 149 00:06:35,822 --> 00:06:39,053 Yeah, well, great men aren't usually good guys, so. 150 00:06:40,994 --> 00:06:43,190 And that is our cue to disappear. 151 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,593 Oh, B, key me. 152 00:06:45,598 --> 00:06:47,061 The key. 153 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:50,400 Time Bureau manual and some honeymoon chocolates. 154 00:06:51,837 --> 00:06:53,069 Say hi to Z for me. 155 00:07:02,815 --> 00:07:05,112 Capi-tans, hey. 156 00:07:05,117 --> 00:07:08,314 Are we home yet? How did your bank robbery go? 157 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:10,951 Did we find out who blew up the Waverider yet or no? 158 00:07:10,956 --> 00:07:13,253 Am I talking too much? Am I talking not too much? 159 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:15,388 - I think she's a little high. - I'd say very. 160 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,190 We're still in 1925. 161 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:19,259 And now, we are on a train. 162 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,865 What? Where are we going? 163 00:07:22,968 --> 00:07:25,899 But really where is anybody really going? 164 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,235 You okay, Z? I thought you didn't partake. 165 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,236 No, no, no. 166 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,873 I know, but you see I found myself on a journey. 167 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:37,977 And that journey is with these tiny, little bears. 168 00:07:37,982 --> 00:07:41,651 And I'm going on that journey a la carte. 169 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,521 A la carte. "Allah" carte. 170 00:07:48,526 --> 00:07:49,822 Okay. Well, we'll be upstairs. 171 00:07:49,827 --> 00:07:51,057 Yeah, if you need anything, 172 00:07:51,062 --> 00:07:53,025 please don't hesitate to come and find us. 173 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:55,295 Actually, hesitate a little. 174 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:58,565 Oh, hesitate a lot. 175 00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:01,133 Ew, that's gross, moms. 176 00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:08,074 Hey, maybe we won't even need that potion. 177 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:09,279 We just hide out in the cabin. 178 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,544 You in there, Speed? 179 00:08:12,549 --> 00:08:14,613 - Speed? - That was Hoover's nickname. 180 00:08:14,618 --> 00:08:16,415 Only his closest friends call him that. 181 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:20,051 It's Francis Baker. Junior, of course. 182 00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:22,588 Oh, the GW boys are gonna go wild 183 00:08:22,593 --> 00:08:23,989 when I tell them I saw you. 184 00:08:23,994 --> 00:08:27,426 - Gary, potion. - Uh, it's frothing and ready. 185 00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:29,728 All right. How long does the spell last? 186 00:08:29,733 --> 00:08:31,296 Uh, it depends upon your metabolism. 187 00:08:31,301 --> 00:08:32,831 Could be an hour. Could be 24. 188 00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:36,067 Hey, it sounds like Hoover was a supreme douche. 189 00:08:36,072 --> 00:08:38,437 You really sure you want to be him? 190 00:08:38,442 --> 00:08:40,575 I have to clean up my mess, B. 191 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:45,680 No, but wait. Wait. Don't drink it in front of us. 192 00:08:50,721 --> 00:08:52,350 - Did it work? - We don't know. 193 00:08:52,355 --> 00:08:53,886 Since you drank it in front of us, we'll only know 194 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:55,454 if the magic works when someone else sees you. 195 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:58,021 Oh, for the love of... 196 00:08:58,026 --> 00:08:59,790 This is silly. 197 00:08:59,795 --> 00:09:02,129 Let me see your... 198 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,965 face. 199 00:09:07,436 --> 00:09:10,601 Edgar. There's that handsome look. 200 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,260 Let me buy you lunch, Speed. 201 00:09:21,265 --> 00:09:24,262 The oysters here give Old Ebbitt's a run 202 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:25,463 for their money. 203 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:37,041 Director of the Bureau of Investigation at 29. 204 00:09:37,046 --> 00:09:39,277 Speed indeed. 205 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:41,613 I think you fellows will be 206 00:09:41,618 --> 00:09:44,251 more comfortable elsewhere. 207 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:51,492 Yeah. Sure. More comfortable. 208 00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:04,535 Ew. 209 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:07,171 No thank you. 210 00:10:07,176 --> 00:10:08,706 She made a little doll. 211 00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:10,508 I wish the Legends would just get back already. 212 00:10:10,512 --> 00:10:11,977 They would know exactly what to do with her 213 00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:13,811 and her creepy outsider apple art. 214 00:10:13,816 --> 00:10:16,080 They can't find this Dr. Davies guy soon enough. 215 00:10:19,821 --> 00:10:20,918 Oh. 216 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:23,087 Gideon! 217 00:10:23,092 --> 00:10:27,194 Great. Now she's broken. 218 00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:36,435 Hey. You okay? 219 00:10:38,907 --> 00:10:40,703 Yeah. Why? 220 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:41,708 Oh, man. 221 00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:43,774 Are you mad that we're honeymooning in your house, 222 00:10:43,778 --> 00:10:45,409 after everything that happened with John or... 223 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:49,618 Shh. Aves, I love you. 224 00:10:49,623 --> 00:10:51,386 I love you both. 225 00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:53,250 I love your love. 226 00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:55,852 I love that you're loving each other right now, 227 00:10:55,857 --> 00:10:58,321 even if that love is happening directly above me 228 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:01,357 while I eat sugar foam. 229 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:02,660 Okay. 230 00:11:02,665 --> 00:11:05,296 Well, if you ever want to talk or anything, just come find... 231 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,596 No, seriously. 232 00:11:06,601 --> 00:11:10,606 I am A-okay. I am golden. 233 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,536 You know what? Just... just hear me out, Z. 234 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,472 No judgment, okay? I'm just... 235 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,674 I think you and Behrad are very different people, 236 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,311 and I think that maybe your coping mechanisms 237 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,716 might not be the same as his coping mechanisms. 238 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,516 You know, honestly, I'm not sure 239 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,284 that I'm doing this stoned thing correctly, 240 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:33,594 because I either feel, like, very hungry or tired, 241 00:11:33,599 --> 00:11:34,990 all of the time. 242 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,658 That can't be it, can it? Can that be it? 243 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,760 I don't know. You're a doer though. 244 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:39,861 You know? You're like me. 245 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,496 Oh, it's true. I love a project. 246 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,065 You love a project. Let's find you a project. 247 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,600 Ooh, cleaning. Cleaning. That's a good one. 248 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,101 I ought to clean this place. 249 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,170 I'ma clean this place. Clean the John vibes. 250 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,105 Yes. Yes! That's my girl. 251 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,541 You know, at minimum, it will give me an excuse 252 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,845 to leave this room, because you guys are very loud. 253 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,017 What? Come on. We're not loud. 254 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,218 Core competency. 255 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,356 Boop. 256 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:10,061 I don't even know what you're talking about. 257 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:27,341 So tell me. Is there a Mrs. Hoover? 258 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,209 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm married to my job. 259 00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:31,944 Oh, well, let me give you my card, 260 00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:35,017 in case you and your job ever get divorced. 261 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:39,486 My purse. It's gone. 262 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,121 Never fear, madam. 263 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:45,228 You have the nation's finest detective at your service. 264 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,899 Should we round up the usual suspects? 265 00:12:57,574 --> 00:12:59,574 Those are my men. 266 00:13:09,553 --> 00:13:13,858 No one is leaving this car, till we get that purse back. 267 00:13:13,863 --> 00:13:17,895 - Oh! - Now, what was in your purse? 268 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,558 Jewelry? 269 00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:25,434 Money? 270 00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:31,439 Anything of note? 271 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:38,309 Hmm. My calling card, my comb, 272 00:13:38,314 --> 00:13:39,978 and one of those delightful pastries 273 00:13:39,983 --> 00:13:41,680 from the breakfast cart. 274 00:13:41,685 --> 00:13:45,053 You never know when you might get a flash of the grumblies. 275 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:57,095 Goldie! 276 00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,265 I believe this is what you are looking for. 277 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:03,434 - Huzzah! - Thank you, Mr. Hoover. 278 00:14:03,439 --> 00:14:05,069 - Hip-hip! - Hooray! 279 00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:07,504 - Thank you. - Hip-hip! 280 00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:09,542 Hooray. 281 00:14:12,414 --> 00:14:14,745 Um... 282 00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:18,215 Well, I must get back to work. 283 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,817 If only all of the bad guys 284 00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:22,587 was easy to catch as Goldie here. 285 00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:23,888 Marvelous seeing you, 286 00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:26,557 Francis Baker, Junior, of course. Okay. 287 00:14:26,562 --> 00:14:28,492 It's working. 288 00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:29,794 They're buying it. 289 00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:31,596 Yeah, they're buying that Gary and I are petty thieves, 290 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,697 'cause of our looks. 291 00:14:32,702 --> 00:14:35,303 I'm trying to be as authentically Hoover as possible. 292 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,033 I wouldn't mind a little less authenticity. 293 00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:38,368 - You understand... - Hey, whoa. 294 00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:40,137 Why don't we go back to Plan A? 295 00:14:40,142 --> 00:14:42,095 - Hunkering. - You're right. 296 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,040 We should play it safe, till we get to New York. 297 00:14:57,859 --> 00:15:01,592 - Director Hoover, thank God. - We just got word from HQ. 298 00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:03,227 There's a plot afoot to kidnap you. 299 00:15:03,232 --> 00:15:05,265 We need to get you off this train. 300 00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:10,670 Give me a minute. 301 00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:13,969 I'm sure we can find a way 302 00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,372 to get to New York that doesn't involve 303 00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:17,773 - Hoover cosplay or kidnapping... - Listen. 304 00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:19,876 The real J. Edgar Hoover was never kidnapped. 305 00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:21,377 - So he must have solved this. - No. 306 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,379 This is getting way too out of control. 307 00:15:23,384 --> 00:15:25,280 I mean, I'm sure we can fix this with a do-over. 308 00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:26,383 What if there's no more do-overs? 309 00:15:26,387 --> 00:15:27,483 What if this is it? 310 00:15:27,488 --> 00:15:29,088 We owe it to history to make it right. 311 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:33,990 Gentlemen, this sounds like a case 312 00:15:33,995 --> 00:15:35,858 for the Bureau of Investigation. 313 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,063 Has she had anything to drink? 314 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,632 She doesn't need anything to drink. 315 00:15:44,636 --> 00:15:46,169 She's not a person. 316 00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,038 I may not know what a computer is, 317 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,807 but I know a heartbeat. 318 00:15:53,812 --> 00:15:55,611 And you made that, Astra. 319 00:15:57,615 --> 00:16:00,814 You are not only a very powerful witch. 320 00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:02,949 You're also a mother now. 321 00:16:02,954 --> 00:16:06,185 - I am nobody's mother. - Dang. 322 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,921 Now, what will the team do with a human Gideon? 323 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,923 Probably just give her Rory's old room. 324 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,225 There's always space for one more with the Legends. 325 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,227 And where are your Legends now, anyway? 326 00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:17,629 They went to New York, to meet this time travel guy. 327 00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:20,202 Once they find him, they're gonna come get us. 328 00:16:21,072 --> 00:16:23,802 Okay. I'm no expert, but seems to me, 329 00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:27,406 if you have a machine that can travel through time, 330 00:16:27,411 --> 00:16:29,107 wouldn't you just go back to right 331 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:32,544 after the moment you left? I mean, unless... 332 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:34,383 It didn't work. 333 00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:43,194 - What was the word from HQ? - Not a lot of detail. 334 00:16:43,894 --> 00:16:46,761 The Dallas field office intercepted a telegram. 335 00:16:48,732 --> 00:16:51,530 "Hoover on tren, northbond". 336 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,499 "Train" and "northbound" are both misspelled. 337 00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:56,838 - So he's a foreigner. - Or a bad speller. 338 00:16:58,108 --> 00:16:59,805 Men in Little Rock are gonna alert D.C. 339 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,640 Plan to have agents at every station along the route. 340 00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:02,741 Good. 341 00:17:02,746 --> 00:17:04,977 Mr. Hoover says we're looking for a foreigner. 342 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,045 - I didn't say that. - Stay put in here, Mr. Hoover. 343 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:08,381 We'll turn this train upside-down, 344 00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:10,482 till we find our man. 345 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,885 Hoover doesn't run an investigation from behind. 346 00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,886 All right. 347 00:17:14,891 --> 00:17:16,553 All we got to go on is this telegram, 348 00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:18,723 which doesn't give us a motive or a means. 349 00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:22,660 But its timing does narrow down the list of possible suspects. 350 00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:23,728 Donovan, Rodgers. 351 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,663 Get me a list of all the passengers 352 00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:28,533 that got on this train since Midland. Go. 353 00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:29,800 On it, sir. 354 00:17:29,805 --> 00:17:31,235 The three of us are gonna start 355 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,270 at the front of the train, 356 00:17:32,274 --> 00:17:33,672 and we're gonna work our way back. 357 00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:34,839 We're looking for anyone 358 00:17:34,844 --> 00:17:36,944 who has a reason to hurt Hoover. 359 00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:41,749 Who would possibly want to hurt that guy? 360 00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:45,318 "Please" would have been nice. 361 00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:49,319 Is there anyone on this train 362 00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:52,256 you may suspect of having anti-government sentiment? 363 00:17:52,261 --> 00:17:53,824 Anti-government? 364 00:17:53,829 --> 00:17:56,094 The government is the only thing keeping this country 365 00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:57,627 from going to the dogs. 366 00:17:57,632 --> 00:18:01,000 Have you heard anyone talk about anarchy or... 367 00:18:03,004 --> 00:18:04,337 socialism? 368 00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:06,470 Well, that depends. 369 00:18:06,475 --> 00:18:09,940 Would you call a working wage socialism? 370 00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:13,080 Then yeah. I'd say we're all talking about it. 371 00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:17,050 Lovely to see America by train car. 372 00:18:17,852 --> 00:18:20,451 Be a lot lovelier if I wasn't being spied on 373 00:18:20,456 --> 00:18:22,352 by a bunch of dicks. 374 00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:25,288 - By "dick" do you mean cop? - Hmm. 375 00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:26,589 Well, you think someone 376 00:18:26,594 --> 00:18:28,691 on this train is a ne'er-do-well? 377 00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,926 Well, good luck pulling one over 378 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:33,028 on America's finest law man. 379 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,964 That's very nice of you. 380 00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:39,174 Hoover? That man is cursed. 381 00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:42,044 You have no idea. 382 00:18:42,049 --> 00:18:43,411 Hoover? 383 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,214 Leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 384 00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:48,553 Ugh, tell me about it. 385 00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:52,447 Everybody on this train loves Hoover. 386 00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:54,316 Yeah, everybody with first-class tickets. 387 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:57,819 The people we talked to would be happy to kill "Hoover". 388 00:18:57,824 --> 00:19:00,422 If we're looking for motive, we got it. 389 00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:01,524 Lots of it. 390 00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:03,726 Yeah, which is as good as finding none at all. 391 00:19:03,731 --> 00:19:05,427 We're switching this investigation away 392 00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:08,931 from the "why" and onto the "how". 393 00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:11,867 And with agents in every city, it'll be pretty hard 394 00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:13,769 pulling off a kidnapping in any of the stations. 395 00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:14,871 They'd get caught immediately. 396 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,875 Or congratulated. 397 00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:20,776 But if you could get the train off the main route... 398 00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:22,111 No one would be guarding the track. 399 00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:24,313 And if you can redirect the train, 400 00:19:24,318 --> 00:19:25,780 you have control of the train. 401 00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,516 Ooh! Ooh! Inside job. 402 00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:29,051 - Inside job. - Inside job. 403 00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:32,754 Director Hoover, meet Igor Lewandowski. 404 00:19:32,759 --> 00:19:34,022 Train's engineer. 405 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:35,923 A Russian and a labor organizer. 406 00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:37,226 He wasn't scheduled to work today, 407 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,627 but had a change of heart. 408 00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:40,195 Joined the crew back in Midland. 409 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,496 Awfully convenient. 410 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:42,998 - Did he confess? - He won't say diddly, 411 00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:44,832 but he's our guy. I'm sure of it. 412 00:19:44,837 --> 00:19:46,234 Trust you can get the... 413 00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:49,440 confession we need. Do your worst, boss. 414 00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:51,973 Yeah. 415 00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:00,915 Oh, boy. 416 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,384 Very sad party of one happening here. 417 00:20:03,389 --> 00:20:04,786 Doesn't matter. 418 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:08,793 Zen in ten, here I come. Starting with the fridge. 419 00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:14,662 See, even I know you don't keep whiskey in the fridge. 420 00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:34,849 - Aves. - Hi, Z. 421 00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:36,751 How many bottles of whiskey are there on the table? 422 00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:38,652 Um, two. 423 00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:40,321 Two! 424 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,256 The fridge is making whiskey. 425 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:44,191 What? That's fantastic. 426 00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:47,160 - The Waverider. - Yeah? 427 00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:49,963 I guess it's kind of like the Waverider. 428 00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:52,332 Although the fridge doesn't take requests like Gideon. 429 00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:55,135 No, no, no, this bottle... this bottle is the Waverider. 430 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,771 And this bottle is the mystery Waverider that blew us up. 431 00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:02,981 So if there's two Waveriders, who's to say there isn't... 432 00:21:07,318 --> 00:21:09,585 third Waverider? 433 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,257 And a fourth. It will never end. 434 00:21:15,159 --> 00:21:17,323 Oh, I get it. 435 00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:18,858 You're still really stoned. 436 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:21,460 So... so, let's say we go back and stop the mystery Waverider 437 00:21:21,465 --> 00:21:22,663 from blowing us up. That's great. 438 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:23,998 But that Waverider came from somewhere. 439 00:21:24,002 --> 00:21:25,932 Which means if one showed up, then another one could. 440 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,368 And another, and another, and another. 441 00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:29,669 Okay. Wait. Let's just slow this train down. 442 00:21:29,674 --> 00:21:32,304 Take this. Remember this? Here. Grab this. Hi, hi, hi. 443 00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:35,241 Look, squirt. Squirt, squirt. Squirt and wipe! 444 00:21:35,246 --> 00:21:37,909 Squirt and wipe, and the gummies are gonna wear off, 445 00:21:37,914 --> 00:21:38,944 and then you're gonna be 446 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:41,012 feeling the natural high of a job well done. 447 00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:42,614 Look. Show me. Show me. I'm watching. 448 00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:44,652 - Aves, I... - Squirt and wipe. 449 00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:51,123 You got this. You got this. You can be mean. 450 00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:52,992 You can be mean as hell. 451 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,732 He's all ready for you, sir. 452 00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,266 Good. 453 00:22:01,271 --> 00:22:03,706 Uh, "sir", quick word? 454 00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:06,438 How are you gonna swing this, Nate? 455 00:22:06,443 --> 00:22:08,673 I don't know. I don't want to hurt the guy, but... 456 00:22:08,678 --> 00:22:10,074 No way, man. 457 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,910 Look, those two agents are expecting Hoover. 458 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,577 They have all the evidence they need. 459 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,646 That's more than enough. 460 00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:16,981 It's not enough. I need a confession. 461 00:22:16,986 --> 00:22:18,916 Look, Nate, I know you feel like this is 462 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:19,985 the end of the world, 463 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,653 but you're just a good guy who made a bad mistake. 464 00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:24,522 What was the alternative? Let him kill you? 465 00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:26,024 You're worth a thousand Hoovers. 466 00:22:26,029 --> 00:22:29,093 By comparison to Hoover, I am nobody in the timeline. 467 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,296 Come on, Nate. You know that's not true. 468 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:33,131 You've gotta forgive yourself. 469 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,977 This isn't about me. 470 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,863 So what are we gonna do? 471 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:50,034 You ever hear the one about the black lady, the brown lady, 472 00:22:50,038 --> 00:22:53,036 and the broken computer who walked into a bar, in 1925? 473 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,605 - Uh, no. - Yeah. 474 00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:56,605 Because it would never happen. Let's face it. 475 00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:59,812 There's nothing we can do. The Legends are on their own. 476 00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:07,984 Great. More decapitated apple heads. 477 00:23:17,631 --> 00:23:19,898 I think she's trying to tell us something, Astra. 478 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,803 An apple a day. Easy as apple pie. 479 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,637 Don't put all your apples in one box. 480 00:23:28,642 --> 00:23:31,140 - That is not a thing. - Okay. 481 00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:33,509 It's six apples in a box, off the table, on the floor. 482 00:23:33,514 --> 00:23:35,944 Thank you, Dr. Seuss. 483 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:38,283 It's clearly apple... 484 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,753 Sauce. 485 00:23:45,058 --> 00:23:46,421 Okay, you know what enough? 486 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,422 Just stop trying to tell us things. 487 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,691 I wish I could just shove you back 488 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:50,826 in the wires, and the sockets, 489 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,295 or whatever makes you work on the Waverider, 490 00:23:52,299 --> 00:23:54,732 because then maybe you could actually help us. 491 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,241 So why are you so mad at Gideon? 492 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,277 She hasn't done anything to you. 493 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,878 Because... 494 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,850 she's a constant reminder of my giant failure. 495 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,588 That's why you don't want to go after the Legends. 496 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:22,695 - I'm useless to them, Spooner. - You made one mistake, Astra. 497 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:26,769 Ease up on yourself. At least you still have magic. 498 00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:30,597 Hey, you have things to offer too. 499 00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,031 Like what? 500 00:24:32,036 --> 00:24:34,637 Without aliens, what do I bring to the table? 501 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:40,173 - Ranch wear? - Okay. You know what? 502 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:42,075 I guess we're both pretty useless. 503 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,643 You mean the three of us are... 504 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,648 What is that? 505 00:24:55,159 --> 00:24:56,492 Gideon, no! 506 00:25:03,434 --> 00:25:06,365 Gideon? 507 00:25:10,441 --> 00:25:11,970 Why did you do that? 508 00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:15,344 Wires and sockets. She understood you. 509 00:25:22,219 --> 00:25:23,249 Hey, Z. 510 00:25:23,254 --> 00:25:25,718 Can Sara and I grab one of those bottles of... 511 00:25:25,722 --> 00:25:28,754 - whiskey? - Oh, hey, girl. 512 00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:30,421 Hey, buddy. 513 00:25:30,426 --> 00:25:32,257 Uh, what did we talk about? 514 00:25:32,262 --> 00:25:34,559 More cleaning. No more gummies, yeah? 515 00:25:34,564 --> 00:25:36,895 Oh, no. I'm not stoned. I'm enlightened. 516 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,898 See, I finally realize why John gave me this key. 517 00:25:39,903 --> 00:25:42,868 To clear my head and think about the bigger picture. 518 00:25:42,873 --> 00:25:45,402 See, I was so focused on my phones, and skincare sales, 519 00:25:45,407 --> 00:25:47,473 and romantic entanglements that I never stopped to think 520 00:25:47,477 --> 00:25:50,175 about what was really going on with the team. 521 00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:53,178 - The team. Our team? - Yeah. 522 00:25:53,183 --> 00:25:56,715 See, without those distractions I was able to dig deep 523 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,116 and really think about how we got here. 524 00:25:59,121 --> 00:26:01,185 So I read your Time Bureau agent manual earlier. 525 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:03,788 What? That thing's over 200 pages. 526 00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:05,289 Yeah, and I started thinking, 527 00:26:05,294 --> 00:26:07,458 it's not about the how they blew us up. 528 00:26:07,463 --> 00:26:09,994 It's about the who. 529 00:26:09,999 --> 00:26:12,697 I made a list of suspects. Do you want to see? 530 00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:15,769 - Um, yes. Yes I do. - Great. 531 00:26:19,942 --> 00:26:22,442 Time to spill the beans, Lewandowski. 532 00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:27,712 What'd you say? 533 00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:29,980 Please, you're making a mistake. 534 00:26:29,985 --> 00:26:33,286 I'm making a mistake? I'm making a mistake! 535 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:43,496 Get out. Out! 536 00:26:50,472 --> 00:26:53,840 No, no, no. Please. 537 00:27:00,649 --> 00:27:03,647 Sounds like he's really putting the screws on him. 538 00:27:03,652 --> 00:27:05,249 Let me know if he needs backup. 539 00:27:05,254 --> 00:27:07,287 I gotta take a leak. 540 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,426 Don't do this, Nate. 541 00:27:14,463 --> 00:27:17,694 Ah! 542 00:27:17,699 --> 00:27:19,062 Ahh! 543 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:22,665 - Ahh! - What are you doing? 544 00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:25,601 I'm trying to tell you that you don't... 545 00:27:25,606 --> 00:27:27,637 Have to tell me... 546 00:27:27,642 --> 00:27:30,506 Anything you don't want to, because... 547 00:27:30,511 --> 00:27:33,276 I will find the answers I want... 548 00:27:33,281 --> 00:27:34,847 some other way, okay? 549 00:27:37,318 --> 00:27:39,586 This is even worse than last time. 550 00:27:40,688 --> 00:27:42,518 I've interrogated you before? 551 00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:45,321 Of course you don't remember. 552 00:27:45,326 --> 00:27:49,325 You and your men came after me and my family, 553 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:53,535 and hundreds of others on your manhunt for Emma Goldman, 554 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,470 back in 1919. 555 00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:57,071 I knew nothing about her, 556 00:27:57,076 --> 00:28:00,178 but because of your Red Scare, no one believed me. 557 00:28:01,342 --> 00:28:03,105 My wife and children had to flee, 558 00:28:03,110 --> 00:28:05,543 and your men beat me for being Russian. 559 00:28:06,379 --> 00:28:08,513 I lost everything, because of you! 560 00:28:15,455 --> 00:28:17,222 I'm sorry, Igor. 561 00:28:19,793 --> 00:28:22,928 That makes total sense why you were planning on kidnapping me. 562 00:28:24,664 --> 00:28:25,897 Me? 563 00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:30,699 I try to stay as far away from you as possible. 564 00:28:30,704 --> 00:28:32,234 But when you're looking for enemies, 565 00:28:32,239 --> 00:28:33,805 that's all you see. 566 00:28:35,275 --> 00:28:38,543 Makes it easy to miss what's going on right in front of you. 567 00:28:47,253 --> 00:28:48,716 Where'd those mountains go? 568 00:28:48,721 --> 00:28:50,551 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 569 00:28:50,556 --> 00:28:53,654 Somebody switched tracks 15 miles back. 570 00:28:53,659 --> 00:28:55,857 Igor, thank you, Igor. 571 00:28:55,862 --> 00:28:57,859 I'll untie you in a minute. 572 00:28:57,864 --> 00:29:00,061 Grab him! 573 00:29:01,934 --> 00:29:04,634 Jig is up, Hoover. Get over here. 574 00:29:06,605 --> 00:29:08,236 It's kind of silly, huh? 575 00:29:08,241 --> 00:29:09,437 Put on the right kind of suit, 576 00:29:09,441 --> 00:29:11,605 and you can fool anybody you want. 577 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:13,843 Even America's best detective. 578 00:29:20,585 --> 00:29:22,815 Pretty dumb pulling a gun on a Bureau agent. 579 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:24,985 You think you're the smart guy here? 580 00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:27,420 If you hadn't made such a stink back in Midland, 581 00:29:27,425 --> 00:29:29,257 we never would have known you were on this train. 582 00:29:29,261 --> 00:29:32,225 Funny thing is we've been trying to pinch you for months. 583 00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,394 Snorky's offering a nice chunk of cash 584 00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,366 to whoever brings you in first. 585 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:42,135 Snorky. Snorky-Snorky? 586 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:44,204 Who the heck is Snorky? 587 00:29:44,209 --> 00:29:46,339 These guys work for Al Capone. 588 00:29:46,344 --> 00:29:48,877 Come out with your hands up, Hoover. 589 00:29:52,684 --> 00:29:54,847 So do all of them. 590 00:29:54,852 --> 00:29:57,316 You got two minutes! 591 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,398 I ain't got all day, Edgar! 592 00:30:09,403 --> 00:30:12,837 Come out, or we start popping passengers. 593 00:30:17,144 --> 00:30:20,078 Oh, we can totally take these guys. 594 00:30:21,048 --> 00:30:22,280 No. 595 00:30:24,584 --> 00:30:26,616 Without Gideon it's hard to keep track of the timeline, 596 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:29,188 but Hoover wasn't killed by mobsters, right? 597 00:30:29,957 --> 00:30:31,821 So don't we have to fight? 598 00:30:32,226 --> 00:30:34,523 In the real timeline, none of this happened. 599 00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:37,162 And the world still thinks I'm Hoover. 600 00:30:38,365 --> 00:30:40,232 I'm gonna have to make this right. 601 00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:55,013 Come on. 602 00:31:15,701 --> 00:31:18,232 Well, congratulations. 603 00:31:18,237 --> 00:31:19,503 You got me. 604 00:31:24,877 --> 00:31:26,210 Who are you? 605 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,183 Damn it. 606 00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:36,283 Give the multiverse a low probability. 607 00:31:36,288 --> 00:31:38,418 - I mean what even is a paragon? - Mm-hmm. 608 00:31:38,423 --> 00:31:41,221 I think we are onto something very important here, Z. 609 00:31:41,226 --> 00:31:42,257 Me too, Aves. 610 00:31:42,262 --> 00:31:44,025 Okay, so who's left on our villains list? 611 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,459 Damien Darhk. 612 00:31:45,464 --> 00:31:47,661 Loves us way too much to kill us I think. 613 00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:51,031 Mm-hmm. Mallus. Malice? Whatever. 614 00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:53,901 Big Beebo... aww, David Bowie. 615 00:31:53,906 --> 00:31:55,936 You know, he got that really great song out of us. 616 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,304 - Yeah. it was very catchy. - Yeah. 617 00:31:57,309 --> 00:31:58,639 Let's put him in the "maybe" pile. 618 00:31:58,643 --> 00:31:59,739 Okay. 619 00:31:59,744 --> 00:32:01,341 What about those guys, over there? 620 00:32:01,346 --> 00:32:03,810 Ah, these guys over here. We got time pirates. 621 00:32:03,815 --> 00:32:05,146 Time wraiths. Time witches. Clones. 622 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:07,847 Doppelgangers. Ourselves. Time itself. 623 00:32:07,852 --> 00:32:10,584 Okay. Let's call that the "why the hell not" pile. 624 00:32:10,589 --> 00:32:12,385 Copy that. 625 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,987 Oh. 626 00:32:13,992 --> 00:32:15,525 And then there's this one. 627 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:21,161 I mean that's too out there, right? 628 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,362 Zari, we've been chased by a demon dog. 629 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:25,231 Who's to say that we're not being hunted by... 630 00:32:25,236 --> 00:32:28,600 - Sara! Ava! - Is that... 631 00:32:28,605 --> 00:32:34,410 Guys? Hello? Anybody. Hello? 632 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,831 We got a Hoover-shaped Nate problem. 633 00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:39,934 - That does not sound good. - Guys? 634 00:32:39,939 --> 00:32:41,035 Hate to cut it short, 635 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,503 but we could really use some backup out here. 636 00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:46,409 Yeah, Nate's been kidnapped by Al Capone's men. 637 00:32:47,913 --> 00:32:49,776 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 638 00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:52,346 We need to find a way to stop this with zero casualties. 639 00:32:52,351 --> 00:32:54,617 What, with weed gummies and magic booze? 640 00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:57,383 - Yes. - Yes? 641 00:32:57,388 --> 00:32:58,751 I ain't gonna ask you again. 642 00:32:58,756 --> 00:33:01,054 We got Hoover. Not some nobody clown. 643 00:33:01,059 --> 00:33:02,925 You're right, I am a nobody. 644 00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:06,929 But I'm a nobody who killed J. Edgar Hoover. 645 00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:09,795 - Killed? - Yeah. 646 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,231 I'm surprised to bring in the head 647 00:33:11,236 --> 00:33:12,565 of the Bureau of Investigation. 648 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:14,500 Instead, I got Mr. Nobody. 649 00:33:14,505 --> 00:33:16,535 This is not the plan. 650 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:17,971 Yeah. Tell me about it. 651 00:33:17,976 --> 00:33:20,807 Oh, Snorky's gonna pop me, for sure. 652 00:33:20,812 --> 00:33:22,341 That doesn't seem fair. 653 00:33:22,346 --> 00:33:23,976 I mean, how could you have known the guy 654 00:33:23,981 --> 00:33:25,979 you were supposed to kidnap ended up getting killed? 655 00:33:25,983 --> 00:33:27,613 Some things are outside of your control. 656 00:33:27,618 --> 00:33:30,248 I could just bump you off and mess your face up real good. 657 00:33:30,253 --> 00:33:31,751 Pass you off as Hoover's body. 658 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:35,056 You could do that. May work, for a while, but... 659 00:33:41,532 --> 00:33:43,496 you can't outrun the lie forever. 660 00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:46,632 Eventually, you just end up hurting 661 00:33:46,637 --> 00:33:48,300 the people you care about. 662 00:33:48,305 --> 00:33:50,235 Sometimes, it's easier just to face the music 663 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,508 and accept the fact that you made a mistake. 664 00:33:53,477 --> 00:33:56,908 Hey, take a deep breath with me. Come on. 665 00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:06,155 Now, repeat after me. I forgive myself. 666 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,025 - I forgive myself. - There! 667 00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:11,293 Now, don't you feel better? 668 00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,132 - No. - Oh. 669 00:34:14,064 --> 00:34:16,461 But that makes me feel better. 670 00:34:16,466 --> 00:34:19,398 - You all right there, big guy? - Better now. 671 00:34:19,403 --> 00:34:21,366 Hoover's death must have been quite the shock, 672 00:34:21,371 --> 00:34:23,135 so we brought you a little something 673 00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:24,636 to soothe your grieving souls. 674 00:34:24,641 --> 00:34:26,738 And there's plenty more where that came from. 675 00:34:26,743 --> 00:34:29,273 Oh, never-ending, one could say. 676 00:34:29,278 --> 00:34:31,075 Holy smokes. 677 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,285 The Bullet Blondes? The big fellow loves you gals. 678 00:34:37,319 --> 00:34:40,685 I would like to formally apologize 679 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:42,423 for how I treated you both. 680 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,256 And I would like to ask for a do-over. 681 00:34:45,261 --> 00:34:47,194 - Already done. - My man. 682 00:34:48,164 --> 00:34:50,161 Your photographs don't do you justice. 683 00:34:55,104 --> 00:34:57,835 That's a lot of company, for the middle of nowhere. 684 00:35:19,427 --> 00:35:22,525 Boys. Ladies. 685 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:24,027 Another Hoover? 686 00:35:24,032 --> 00:35:26,265 Thought you said you killed him. 687 00:35:27,202 --> 00:35:28,702 I... I did. 688 00:35:32,368 --> 00:35:34,145 Okay. Two Waveriders and two Hoovers. 689 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:35,778 That cannot be a coincidence. 690 00:35:35,783 --> 00:35:38,618 Is it me, or does he look even more pissed off now? 691 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:41,017 We're kidnapping you. 692 00:35:41,022 --> 00:35:42,886 And I'm arresting you. 693 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,554 In fact, you're all under arrest. 694 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,289 Over our dead bodies! 695 00:35:46,294 --> 00:35:48,758 Maybe we should just skedaddle right over here. 696 00:35:48,763 --> 00:35:50,893 - Yeah? - Everybody, take cover! 697 00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:58,934 Ah! 698 00:36:07,514 --> 00:36:10,512 Get in there. Come on, move it. Go! 699 00:36:10,517 --> 00:36:12,083 We can't let Hoover die again. 700 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,360 Don't think we need to worry about that. 701 00:36:22,529 --> 00:36:23,792 Ah! Ugh! 702 00:36:23,797 --> 00:36:25,497 Jeez, ah! 703 00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,332 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, slow. 704 00:36:30,337 --> 00:36:32,136 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait... 705 00:36:33,607 --> 00:36:34,970 Guys, this is out of control. 706 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:37,406 The timeline's at serious risk of changing. 707 00:36:37,411 --> 00:36:38,510 What are you doing? 708 00:36:48,854 --> 00:36:50,318 Oh! 709 00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:51,522 Come on. 710 00:36:58,164 --> 00:37:00,497 Oh, no. Did we kill him again? 711 00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:07,168 There's no blood. 712 00:37:07,173 --> 00:37:09,737 Whoa. That dude is tough. 713 00:37:13,711 --> 00:37:15,642 I don't even think he is a dude. 714 00:37:15,647 --> 00:37:17,013 I think he's a... 715 00:37:24,188 --> 00:37:25,355 Robot. 716 00:37:26,891 --> 00:37:28,255 What are the chances? 717 00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:31,094 Wait, so robots blow up the Waverider? 718 00:37:32,964 --> 00:37:36,496 J. Edgar Hoover, a robot. That explains a lot. 719 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:39,098 I ate a robot? 720 00:37:39,103 --> 00:37:40,533 - Shh. - Sorry, stomach, 721 00:37:40,538 --> 00:37:42,602 and small intestine, and small stomach, and... 722 00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:45,171 Gary, shush. Shush. You did not eat a robot. 723 00:37:45,176 --> 00:37:46,306 You ate the real Hoover. 724 00:37:46,311 --> 00:37:48,607 This... this must be his replacement. 725 00:37:48,612 --> 00:37:50,712 You guys, what... what is he doing? 726 00:37:51,382 --> 00:37:53,245 Rebooting himself? 727 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:57,048 Self-destruct sequence initiated. 20 seconds. 728 00:37:57,053 --> 00:37:59,217 Um, guys, I don't think that... yeah. 729 00:37:59,222 --> 00:38:02,020 We gotta go! Come on. Let's go. Move it. 730 00:38:02,025 --> 00:38:04,256 Oh, I hope Spooner and Astra are okay. 731 00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:05,957 They're probably having the chillest time 732 00:38:05,962 --> 00:38:07,593 at Gloria's right now. 733 00:38:07,598 --> 00:38:09,094 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 734 00:38:25,948 --> 00:38:28,382 Hey, Gideon. Hey... 735 00:38:29,819 --> 00:38:33,984 I'm sorry. I'm so used to the old you. 736 00:38:33,989 --> 00:38:36,290 The one who always had all the answers. 737 00:38:36,992 --> 00:38:39,293 I never thought you'd be the one needing help from us. 738 00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:43,897 Do you think we could try again? 739 00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:52,236 I wish we could figure out a way to communicate with her. 740 00:38:52,241 --> 00:38:54,041 I mean, she's obviously trying. 741 00:38:56,579 --> 00:39:00,380 Amor, you'll find a way. You always did. 742 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:05,985 Esperanza, you didn't speak until you were six years old. 743 00:39:07,922 --> 00:39:10,286 I don't remember that. 744 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:13,089 You communicated with me in other ways. 745 00:39:13,094 --> 00:39:15,692 We always understood each other, you and I, 746 00:39:15,697 --> 00:39:17,427 even if we weren't using words. 747 00:39:17,432 --> 00:39:20,564 You would come over and hug me 748 00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:24,303 or hold my hand. 749 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,307 Your little touch, it made me feel heard. 750 00:39:29,611 --> 00:39:31,678 It's your gift, Esperanza. 751 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:36,949 Gracias, Mami. 752 00:39:54,201 --> 00:39:56,635 I know this must be tough for you. 753 00:39:57,304 --> 00:39:59,001 I get it. 754 00:39:59,006 --> 00:40:01,771 And it must be really hard when no one understands 755 00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:03,606 what you're trying to tell them. 756 00:40:03,611 --> 00:40:06,509 And I hope you know that you're not useless. 757 00:40:06,514 --> 00:40:08,847 You're just figuring it out. 758 00:40:13,987 --> 00:40:15,618 I'm terrified. How did I even get here? 759 00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:17,385 I'm so lost. Why can't they understand me? 760 00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:19,120 I can hear her. 761 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,155 I can hear Gideon's thoughts. She's scared. 762 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,190 - What's she saying? - Hey, it's okay. 763 00:40:23,195 --> 00:40:25,560 Gideon, I'm right here. 764 00:40:25,565 --> 00:40:28,466 Just breathe and focus. 765 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,901 Dr. Davies' machine in New York City. 766 00:40:33,906 --> 00:40:36,604 Time travel experiment takes place November 7th. 767 00:40:36,609 --> 00:40:38,940 She's saying Dr. Davies' time travel experiment 768 00:40:38,945 --> 00:40:40,474 will take place in New York City, 769 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,176 on November 7, 1925. 770 00:40:42,181 --> 00:40:45,582 - That's two weeks from today. - Precisely, Captain. 771 00:40:48,554 --> 00:40:50,118 She's back! 772 00:40:50,123 --> 00:40:52,819 That's fantastic. The plan's gonna work. 773 00:40:52,824 --> 00:40:53,888 Two weeks. 774 00:40:53,893 --> 00:40:55,091 Maybe that explains why they're not back yet. 775 00:40:55,095 --> 00:40:57,029 But we have to get to Dr. Davies first, 776 00:40:57,730 --> 00:40:59,296 or the Legends will die. 777 00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:01,262 Or maybe that's why. 778 00:41:04,236 --> 00:41:05,669 Pack up that ranch wear. 779 00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:08,739 We've got some Legends to save. 780 00:41:08,763 --> 00:41:09,809 CREDITS