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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Did we talk about going home
from the bar together? Sure.

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But nothing actually happened.

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Kind of feels like it.

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It does feel like it.

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Why does it feel like it?

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- Hi, Mary.
- Hey, John.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, I lost my job,

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so, while I'm figuring
things out, I'm a bag boy.

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Aren't you a little overqualified?

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Very.

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You've got a PhD.

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You're the smartest person here.

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Well...

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In physics,

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potential energy is a fascinating topic.

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Objects like springs store
energy when they're coiled,

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waiting to unleash their full potential

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and soar to the heavens.

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Would you look at me go!

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Even in toy form, I'm
shooting for the stars.

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While the potential energy of an object

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can be measured in absolutes,

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human potential remains more elusive.

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Sometimes, people seem to have
all the potential in the world,

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but for some reason
stay stuck to the ground.

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But why are you wasting your time here

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when you could be doing science?

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I told you, I'm happy here.

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How could you be happy?

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You have a doctorate in physics,
and you're sticking labels

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to a case of beans.

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I had to work here a month

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before they let me use this thing.

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And yet, I could go buy a
real gun on my lunch break.

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Ha! Texas, huh?

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But don't you miss trying to unlock

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the secrets of the universe?

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Sheldon, I spent my life
chasing theoreticals.

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Here, I have tangible accomplishments

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and I get to listen to
relaxing Top 40 music.

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Do you know this band, Air Supply?

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They're terrific.

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# I'm all out of love #

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# I'm so lost without you #

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# I know you were right #

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# Believing... #

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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- Hey.
- Hmm?

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What kind of things
you and Darlene do when,

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- you know, you go out on a date?
- Oh.

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All kinds of stuff.

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But it doesn't matter what we do

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as long as we're together.

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Looking for a thing to do here.

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All right.

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Nice to see you're
thinking about your wife.

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I'm trying.

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Darlene and I love to go line dancing.

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- Next.
- Let's see.

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There's the Roundabout.

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What's that?

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It's a roller rink.

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They have cool lights and a DJ.

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It's like a disco.

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So, when I said no to line dancing,

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you thought, "Let's
put George on wheels."

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Ooh.

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Take her bowling.

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- I don't want to take her bowling.
- Fine.

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But it doesn't matter where you go.

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She's just gonna be happy you're trying.

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I hope so.

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It's nice to see I'm
finally rubbing off on you.

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I am capable of being a decent husband.

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Oh, of course you are.

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Don't patronize me.

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I could stop, but then
what will we have left?

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Well, we don't carry hockey skates.

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Uh, heck, I know of a place up north

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where you can find them.

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It's called Canada.

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You're early.

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I was sitting in algebra and realized,

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don't know what "X" is,
don't care what "X" is.

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Boy, I hear "ex" and I think of a woman

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who took half my stuff.

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- That's my problem.
- Mind if I change?

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Yeah, please, go right ahead.

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Why else would I have
a private bathroom?

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Thanks.

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- Did you like school?
- Hated it.

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I quit and I joined the Army.

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How was that?

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Less girls, more getting shot at.

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Well, at least you made it out alive.

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Well, then I got married.

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Made me kind of miss getting shot at.

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Have you ever been happy?

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Ooh, let's see.

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No.

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Could you not do that in front of me?

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I need your help.

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Why are you in my car?

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Well, I was waiting outside,

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but then an angry squirrel
forced me to seek shelter.

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What do you want?

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I need you to talk to Dr. Sturgis.

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He's wasting his time
working in a grocery store.

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- Oh, then the rumor is true?
- Yes.

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Good, I spread it heavily
at the faculty mixer.

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Well, please.

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He won't listen to me.

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I'm hoping you can talk
some sense into him.

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Sheldon, he's a grown man.

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Perhaps in a little
apron with a nametag...

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Is how I'm picturing it.

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That's exactly right.Excellent.

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So, will you talk to him?

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Look, if he doesn't want to come back,

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I certainly can't force him.

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But he's wasting his potential.

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I'm just curious, if
he were to come back,

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would you spend more time with him,

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and therefore less time with me?

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I suppose so. Why?

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No reason. Get out.

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John.

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Hello, Grant. What brings you here?

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Well, I'm here to convince you
to come back to the university.

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A mind like yours needs to be working

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on the advancement of science.

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Well, I did that for 50 years.

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Now I'm content just keeping
these cucumbers crunchy.

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But exciting new things are
happening in string theory.

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Don't you want to be a part of that?

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Wasting years scrambling away
at the academic hamster wheel?

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Constantly worried

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that your life's work
is just one big dead end?

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Sure, some paths of
research may not pan out,

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but we still have to try, right?

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Do we?

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- Of course.
- I don't know.

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Einstein spent the last
30 years of his life

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on the grand unified field
theory and got nowhere.

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Well, I wouldn't say nowhere,

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but I suppose he never did crack it.

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And to this day, no one has.

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- True.
- In fact,

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most of his major
accomplishments occurred

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when he was a young man,

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which you and I most certainly are not.

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Sometimes I look in the mirror
and I think, "Who is that?"

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Would you like to give
these cucumbers a spritz?

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No, thank you.

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Do you sell liquor here?

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You wanted to see me?

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Actually, I wanted to see you yesterday,

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but you weren't in school.

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You noticed that, huh?

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I've noticed it a lot lately.

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Level with me, son.

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Is it drinking? Drugs?

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Actually, it's work.

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Oh. I don't think I
have a pamphlet for that.

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You sure you didn't
get a girl in trouble?

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You will at some point, just take it.

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My boss has been letting
me pick up some extra hours.

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You just can't ditch school.

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It's not like I'm going to college.

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Son, a diploma's important.

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Why?

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At least at work I'm
getting actual experience

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and making money.

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Well, you saying you're gonna drop out?

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I guess I am.

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Does your father know about this?

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No.

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Don't you think you should tell him?

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I don't really want to.

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Well, if you don't
tell him, I'm going to.

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That'd be great.

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You're the best.

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You never know.

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Come on, Mom, don't you wish you were

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watching television, too?

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Clarissa Marie Darling...

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You look nice.

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Oh, no, are we going to church?

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No, your father and I have a date night.

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Why? Don't you have enough kids?

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That is not what date night means.

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Georgie here?

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He's in his room.

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What's going on?

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- George?
- Oh, good, more drama.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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What is going on?

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He's dropping out of school.

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What?! Oh, no, you're not.

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It's not a big deal.

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You better believe it's a big deal.

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You are finishing high
school, end of discussion.

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It's my life.

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It's my house.

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If you're don't go to
school, you can't live here.

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Hold on, we are not kicking him out.

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The hell we're not!

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I'll pack right now.

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Stop, you don't have to go.

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Yes, he does. My house, my rules.

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It is my house, too.

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- Oh, really?
- Yes, really.

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Is Dale here?

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Yeah, what's up?

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I would like to have a word with him.

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Better him than me. Have at it.

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Dale, Mary coming in hot!

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Did you tell Georgie
to drop out of school?

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What? No.

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Well, he did, and you had
something to do with it.

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Well, no, he was just
complaining about school

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and I told him I dropped out.

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Dale,

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you know that he looks up to you.

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He does, doesn't he?

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Which is why you need to tell him

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that he is making a big mistake.

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Oh, I don't think I can do that.

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Why not?

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Well, I don't believe he is.

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How could you say that?

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I did it, worked out fine.

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Will you back me up here, please?

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I agree with him.

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You do?

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You do?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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The kid's a natural salesman.

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I mean, school's not
gonna help with that.

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So, you are fine with your
grandson throwing his life away

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so that he can sell fishing
rods and baseball bats?

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Excuse me, those fishing rods provided

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a nice life for me and my family.

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What family?

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You're divorced, and your
kids don't talk to you.

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Help me out here.

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A diploma would not have
made his life better.

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Thank you. What she said.

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She really took his side?

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I don't want to talk about that.

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I thought you two had date night.

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I don't want to talk about that, either.

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Why isn't Georgie eating with us?

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Let's talk about anything else.

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Ooh. Perhaps this is a good
time for a physics joke.

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It isn't.

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That's the cool thing about
physics, time is relative.

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Okay, here we go.

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Why was the pirate worried that
his shoes were less than "H"?

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Because he had to walk the Planck.

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Get it? Because Max Planck is

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a famous physicist who
discovered a constant

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00:10:25,052 --> 00:10:26,878
which is represented
by "H." And then he...

267
00:10:26,881 --> 00:10:29,065
If Georgie's kicked
out, can I have his room?

268
00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,589
We are not kicking Georgie out.

269
00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:32,027
You want to start this up again?

270
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,812
Or can we just be mad
at your mom and Dale?

271
00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:35,772
- And Georgie.
- Thank you. And Georgie.

272
00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:36,979
Let's just eat.

273
00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:42,291
So can anyone drop out or do
you need to be a certain age?

274
00:10:42,294 --> 00:10:43,870
You are not dropping out of school.

275
00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:46,656
Until you're 16... then
they legally can't stop you.

276
00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:47,815
Good to know.

277
00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,799
This is exactly what I was afraid of.

278
00:10:49,802 --> 00:10:51,700
What do you want me to do about it?

279
00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:54,138
I would encourage you to
love and nurture the one child

280
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,444
you have who's destined for success.

281
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,409
Dale, it's for you!

282
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,690
What are you thinking?!

283
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,221
I'm thinking I should've went home

284
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,440
after your wife left.

285
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,409
Georgie's only got one
more year of school,

286
00:11:09,412 --> 00:11:10,934
and then he can do whatever he wants.

287
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,415
I don't want to come
between you and your family.

288
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:14,541
Too late.

289
00:11:14,544 --> 00:11:16,620
Listen, I know you're upset,

290
00:11:16,623 --> 00:11:18,690
but the person you
ought to be yelling at

291
00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:20,541
is Georgie, not us.

292
00:11:20,544 --> 00:11:22,022
I yelled at him... it didn't help!

293
00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:23,557
Is this helping?

294
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,565
A little, yes.

295
00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,338
So I'm datin' a dropout?

296
00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:30,173
No, you're datin' a guy
with a full-time job.

297
00:11:30,176 --> 00:11:32,219
And your parents are okay with this?

298
00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:34,223
They'll come around.

299
00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,137
By the way, can I crash at your place?

300
00:11:37,139 --> 00:11:38,221
No!

301
00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:40,221
My father already doesn't
think you're good enough for me.

302
00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:41,962
And I don't want him to know he's right.

303
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,225
He's not right!

304
00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:45,098
He might be a little right.

305
00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:47,674
I thought you'd be more supportive.

306
00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,979
And I thought we were
gonna be seniors together.

307
00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:52,412
Homecoming court, prom king and queen.

308
00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:54,588
Voted most likely to
stay together forever.

309
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:56,166
We can still stay together.

310
00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:58,502
They can't vote for you
if you're not a senior!

311
00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:04,033
I don't think this is gonna work out.

312
00:12:04,035 --> 00:12:06,079
You're breakin' up with me?

313
00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:08,516
- Yeah.
- You're serious?

314
00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,433
I feel like I don't have a choice.

315
00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:14,611
Fine, as a workin' man I shouldn't be

316
00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:17,315
dating a girl in high school
anyway... it's immature.

317
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,899
Just take me home.

318
00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:21,424
'Cause it's a school night?

319
00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:23,429
How cute.

320
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,295
- Take me back.
- No.

321
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:31,994
Dang it.

322
00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:33,799
This is Grant Linkletter.

323
00:12:33,802 --> 00:12:36,010
I'm not home, please leave a message.

324
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,189
Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.

325
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,541
I haven't heard back from you.

326
00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:43,071
I hope everything went
well with Dr. Sturgis.

327
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:46,023
Perhaps you two got caught
up discussing physics.

328
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,339
Time does fly when you're having fun.

329
00:12:48,341 --> 00:12:50,384
So what does it all mean, John?

330
00:12:50,386 --> 00:12:52,182
Maybe you should ask someone

331
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,751
who isn't drinking on a park bench.

332
00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,408
You work your whole life.

333
00:12:57,411 --> 00:13:00,018
It all seems so important
at the time, but is it?

334
00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:02,108
That's a good question.

335
00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:05,398
It puts me in mind of, uh, Camus'

336
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:08,452
The Myth of Siphisus...

337
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,776
Siphaphis...

338
00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:12,318
- Sisyphus.
- That's the guy.

339
00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:14,538
Every day

340
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:17,065
he rolled the rock up the mountain,

341
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,807
and every day

342
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,114
it rolled back down.

343
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:22,813
That's what it seems like.

344
00:13:22,816 --> 00:13:24,119
But you escaped.

345
00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,774
You stopped rolling that rock.

346
00:13:25,777 --> 00:13:27,864
Well, that's what I thought.

347
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:31,932
But every single bag of groceries

348
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:35,473
I fill, there's another
one right behind it.

349
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:38,010
So what do we do about it?

350
00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:39,781
We sing.

351
00:13:39,783 --> 00:13:41,696
What do we sing?

352
00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:45,877
# When you're too old to work #

353
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,925
# And you're too young to die #

354
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,159
# Who will take care of you? #

355
00:13:51,162 --> 00:13:53,119
# How will you get by? #

356
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:55,905
# When you're too old to work #

357
00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:59,214
# And you're too young to die? #

358
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:01,033
I don't think I know that one.

359
00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:05,430
Do you know "Lollipop"?

360
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:09,315
# Lollipop, lollipop, ooh,
lolli, lollipop, lollipop #

361
00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:11,535
# Lollipop, ooh, lolli, lollipop #

362
00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:14,539
# Lollipop, lollipop,
ooh, lolli, lolli, lolli #

363
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:16,064
# Lollipop #

364
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,113
# Lollipop, lollipop, lolli, lolli #

365
00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:22,116
# Lolli, lollipop, lollipop #

366
00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:23,824
# Lolli, lolli, lollipop... #

367
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,741
I bet those losers dropped
out of high school, too.

368
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,721
# Lollipop #

369
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,127
Sorry I got riled up.

370
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,393
Don't worry about it.

371
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,440
Mary's over here all the time yellin'

372
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,830
about something... it was
a pleasant change of pace.

373
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,171
What are you doin' here?

374
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:46,823
What are you doin' here?

375
00:14:46,826 --> 00:14:48,299
I was hopin' to stay here tonight.

376
00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:49,431
Well, you can't.

377
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:50,565
This ain't your house.

378
00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:51,654
It ain't yours, either.

379
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,362
It's my house, and I get to say

380
00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:55,049
who stays and who goes.

381
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:56,312
Okay, well, I'll be going.

382
00:14:56,315 --> 00:14:57,967
Oh, you're staying.

383
00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,100
You can go.

384
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,973
Lucky.

385
00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,330
How come Sheldon doesn't
help with the dishes?

386
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,464
When you do their taxes,
I'll do the dishes.

387
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,049
If you don't like washing dishes,

388
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:09,807
that is a good reason to stay in school

389
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,462
and get your diploma.

390
00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:14,292
You have a high school diploma,
and you wash dishes every day.

391
00:15:14,295 --> 00:15:16,051
Thank you. Helpful.

392
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:18,666
Although I do think Missy
should stay in school.

393
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,502
You think everyone
should stay in school.

394
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,112
Well, I understand why someone
like Georgie would rather work,

395
00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:25,593
but if you drop out, I
think you would regret it.

396
00:15:25,596 --> 00:15:26,769
Why?

397
00:15:26,772 --> 00:15:28,343
Historically, women in the workplace

398
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,630
have been undervalued.

399
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:30,762
You don't want to make it easier

400
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,174
for people to do that to you.

401
00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:33,306
He's right.

402
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:35,159
Not a problem if I marry a rich guy.

403
00:15:35,162 --> 00:15:37,268
You should marry someone for love.

404
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:40,026
You married Dad for love and
there's a lot of bickering.

405
00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:42,203
- That's not true.
- Thank you.

406
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,162
She married him 'cause she was pregnant.

407
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:46,112
I can finish these up on my own.

408
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,158
Good, I have a date with Fresh Prince

409
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:50,509
who by the way is so rich.

410
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:52,955
Okay, here's the deal.

411
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:55,635
You get one night here, then you're out.

412
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:58,002
You're not being very
grandmotherly right now.

413
00:15:58,005 --> 00:15:59,815
Where's the milk? Where's the cookies?

414
00:15:59,818 --> 00:16:01,514
Do you believe this kid?

415
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,495
I could go for a cookie.

416
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,107
No one's gettin' a cookie!

417
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,549
One night here is fine.

418
00:16:06,552 --> 00:16:08,232
I'll be workin' more
hours now so I'll be able

419
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,801
- to get my own place soon.
- Yeah, about that.

420
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,587
I can't let you work
full-time at the store.

421
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:14,987
What? Why not?

422
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,791
Well, your parents are pretty upset.

423
00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:19,026
I'm not gonna get in the middle of that.

424
00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:21,205
I'll just get a job somewhere else.

425
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,635
That's your business.

426
00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:25,557
For God's sake.

427
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,823
Who's left that I know?

428
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:30,909
Finally!

429
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:32,643
The right house!

430
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,269
Kids in bed?

431
00:16:39,272 --> 00:16:40,749
Not all of 'em.

432
00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:43,405
Mary, if we let Georgie stay here,

433
00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:46,279
we're just makin' this
all too easy for him.

434
00:16:46,282 --> 00:16:48,621
I don't want to fight.

435
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:51,937
I just want to know
that our son is okay.

436
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,549
He's fine.

437
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:55,857
He's stayin' at your mom's.

438
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,515
Well, that's something.

439
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,243
Although, where does she get off

440
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:03,799
thinking that it's a good idea

441
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:05,725
for him to drop out of school

442
00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,026
and then lettin' him

443
00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:08,893
live with her after he does it.

444
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,722
- That's what I said.
- Good!

445
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,899
Maybe they'll learn to
mind their own business!

446
00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:14,467
Will you please stop fighting?

447
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,556
Oh, no.

448
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,112
Sweetie, no, we're not fighting.

449
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:20,292
We're just agreeing
with each other angrily.

450
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:26,901
Here's the deal... you get one
night here, then you're out.

451
00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:28,377
And don't ask for cookies.

452
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,041
She is in no mood.

453
00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:31,695
Well...

454
00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:34,624
You know who's at my place?

455
00:17:34,627 --> 00:17:36,182
No one.

456
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,977
I think I should stay here
and keep an eye on these two.

457
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,807
It wasn't an invite.

458
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,376
Just something I was looking forward to.

459
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,409
Later.

460
00:17:46,412 --> 00:17:48,629
Bye.

461
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,502
Did he get a haircut?

462
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:52,416
It looks really nice.

463
00:17:58,022 --> 00:18:00,049
So how come you're here tonight?

464
00:18:00,052 --> 00:18:01,276
Were you too drunk

465
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:03,261
to ride your bike home, too?

466
00:18:03,264 --> 00:18:05,917
My father's mad 'cause
I dropped out of school.

467
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,502
Ironic.

468
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,331
Sheldon's upset

469
00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:12,009
'cause I'm not going
back to the university.

470
00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:13,228
Look at us.

471
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,579
A couple of dropouts.

472
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,581
Don't you have a PhD?

473
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,182
Two, but I was trying to find

474
00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,745
common ground

475
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:24,229
over which we could bond.

476
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,551
All right.

477
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,986
You wouldn't believe the day I had.

478
00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:33,948
My dad kicked me out.

479
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:35,685
My girlfriend broke up with me.

480
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:37,730
And now I got to find a second job.

481
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,907
I drank hooch on a park bench

482
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:41,698
and sang "Lollipop."

483
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:43,745
It was tremendous.

484
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,617
I think I saw you.

485
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,490
Were you with some other guy?

486
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,960
Yes.

487
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,701
What happened to him?

488
00:18:52,873 --> 00:18:55,657
Hey, pal, wake up.

489
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,273
What's happening?

490
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,143
You can't sleep there.

491
00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:02,322
Right, sorry.

492
00:19:06,632 --> 00:19:08,651
Excuse me.

493
00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:12,112
You didn't happen to see a small
bald man around here, did you?

494
00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:14,289
Possibly singing "Lollipop"?

495
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,721
What?

496
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,573
Never mind.

497
00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:26,002
Where the hell am I?

498
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:31,729
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