1
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My last relationship lasted six years.

2
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Emma, that's my ex, she moved in,

3
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and she brought with her her
7-year-old daughter, Lucy.

4
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Emma thought a hard break
would be best for Lucy.

5
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Really haven't spoken to her since.

6
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All in favor of evicting all
three members of Murder, She Wrote?

7
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- Terrific!
- My girlfriend's been stabbed.

8
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I'm losing my home now?

9
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I have a big solo tomorrow night.

10
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Would it be okay if I
came to see you tomorrow?

11
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I mean, after all, I'm dating
the first chair bassoonist,

12
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and I've never even seen you play.

13
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I think it would make me too nervous.

14
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The youngest first chair bassoonist

15
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in our symphony's history.
Ms. Allison Tipton.

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Tox report's back.
Tim Kono was poisoned!

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- He was already dead when he was shot.
- This was a crime of passion.

18
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Romantic fury, the desire
to see someone suffer

19
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before you blow their brains out!

20
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We certainly heard
a late night visitor.

21
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Tim was seeing someone?

22
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I never heard a woman scream like that.

23
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You think his sex toys
could reveal anything?

24
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I don't know. What is this?

25
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Exotic Instruments...

26
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Why is there a bassoon
cleaner in Tim's sex toy box?

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Twenty-three seconds.

28
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That's the time I spent
when I was actually alive

29
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with three people on an elevator.

30
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And it's lead to all this.

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Just 23 seconds.

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My name is Tim Kono.

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I lived in apartment
9A here at the Arconia.

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Approximately 12 minutes from now,

35
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I will be murdered.

36
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But, let's not rush this.

37
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Get to know a fellow a little before
he tells you how he died, right?

38
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I was never very good with people.

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Never really felt lonely though.

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That came later.

41
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After Mabel...

42
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and Oscar and Zoe.

43
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The loneliness came
after I lost all of that.

44
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So, when someone comes
along and reminds you

45
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that we all deal with the same shit...

46
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sometimes, you welcome them in,

47
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with inhibitions lowered,

48
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with arms wide open.

49
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No fucking way!

50
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We have to tell Charles!

51
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- He's gonna hate us!
- He already hates us.

52
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- Mabel!
- What?

53
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What a terrific goddamn
finale this is gonna be.

54
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- Oliver, he could be in danger.
- Right, right. For sure.

55
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But that might not be so bad either.

56
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- Charles!
- Charles!

57
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Okay, we-we gotta break the door down.

58
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Excuse me? We weigh 125 combined.

59
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Oh, thank you. It's the dips. Come on.

60
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Okay. One... two...

61
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Go, Mabel, go!

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Ow!

63
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Oh my God, she's gotten to you already.

64
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What's going on?

65
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So, funny story...

66
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You're sleeping with a murderer!

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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_

69
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You two could not look
more crazy right now.

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For the record,

71
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it's not fun for me to
tell you any of this.

72
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Nor I. Nor does it give me pleasure

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to remind you that
you're being recorded.

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He is dating the
potential killer, Mabel!

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The rules are changing by the minute!

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Jan lives on the sixth floor.

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Tim was carrying
someone else's trash bag

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full of suicide notes
and cocktail glasses

79
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from the sixth floor. So,

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I know this isn't easy to hear, but...

81
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we found out that Tim was having

82
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some sort of romantic thing with...

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Jan was fucking Tim Kono! I'm sorry,

84
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we're recordings. You
know, we gotta pace it up.

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- That's ridiculous.
- I know,

86
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but before you look too
shocked by their age difference,

87
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maybe you wanna look at the two of you.

88
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I am not going down one
of your idiotic rabbit holes.

89
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I searched all of Tim's cellphone.
Jan wasn't anywhere on it.

90
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Well, maybe he deleted
her, or she deleted herself.

91
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Are you forgetting someone stabbed her?

92
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Oh, right.

93
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I forgot the real killer decided
not to kill Jan. By the way,

94
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I've had worse injuries
shucking oysters!

95
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You have to leave.

96
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I can't hear any more of your insanity.

97
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This is the first romantic
relationship I've had in years!

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Why are you trying to ruin it for me?

99
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We're not, but, Charles...

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Where is Jan right now?

101
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She's a... she's a-a-at the symphony,

102
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still playing. I left early.

103
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And why'd you do that?

104
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Why are you still here?

105
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Just please...

106
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look at what's in front of you,

107
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and be careful.

108
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Jesus...

109
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So, Jan is still at the symphony.

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Mm-hmm.

111
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Which means, she's not currently...

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Mm-hmm.

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_

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Charles?

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I raced here right at intermission.

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They won't notice I'm
gone. Which is, well,

117
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pretty devastating to
say out loud, honestly.

118
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Anyway, I'm mortified.

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I don't know why I lied to
you about being first chair.

120
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I think it has to do with
being beaten out by a child.

121
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Maybe this is why all the adult doctors

122
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were always so mean to Doogie Howser.

123
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I lost a Golden Globe to him once.

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I'm sorry.

125
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About that Globe.

126
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And this.

127
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I should've told you.

128
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Then I could've invited you,

129
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which is what I wanted
to do in the first place,

130
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until I got weird.

131
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Charles, your nose.

132
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- It's from earlier.
- Are you sure?

133
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That looks fresh.

134
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Can I get you some ice?

135
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Maybe we can have a drink?

136
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Maybe we can have 12 drinks?

137
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Come on in.

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You almost let me break my scapula
earlier, and you could do this?

139
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Charles taught me.

140
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I taught him how to use Postmates,
and he taught me how to do this.

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Aw. You two, I swear.

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It's like watching Paper Moon
for the first time all over again.

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When I saw you in the
audience, I felt terrified.

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Here.

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Oh, that's nice. Thank you.

146
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And I thought, "That's it. He's just

147
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always gonna think the worst of me now."

148
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That could never happen.

149
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Can we toast to that?

150
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Oh. Did I leave that here?

151
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Uh, we found that in
Tim Kono's apartment.

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It's a bassoon cleaner.
Why would Tim have that?

153
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No idea.

154
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Hold on. The murdered
guy also played bassoon?

155
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I mean, what are the odds of that?

156
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Do you think the killer
is targeting bassoonists?

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Wait...

158
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You're not thinking that I...

159
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No.

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Oliver and Mabel are.

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But not me.

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I would, too.

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Jeez.

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So, do you think Tim Kono...

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Can we not talk about
Tim Kono right now?

166
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,961
Of course.

167
00:09:04,562 --> 00:09:06,208
What do you wanna talk about?

168
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That I think I'm
falling in love with you.

169
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,683
Oh.

170
00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:20,620
Well, that's interesting.

171
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Because I think I'm falling
in love with you, too.

172
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Well...

173
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that is a relief.

174
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Yeah.

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It's usually less awkward
when it happens to both people.

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Hm.

177
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Doesn't exactly scream killer,
does it? Where do we start?

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Did you ever listen to
that podcast Baker's Dozen?

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Oh, classic.

180
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Midwestern bake-off winner

181
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dismembers 12 ladies
trying to take her title.

182
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- Kinda picture her place like this.
- Yeah.

183
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Do you remember where they found
all the evidence she was hiding?

184
00:10:01,526 --> 00:10:03,772
But let me use it first. I need to go.

185
00:10:04,636 --> 00:10:06,846
You know what's crazy?

186
00:10:06,971 --> 00:10:08,765
I think I would love you

187
00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,780
even if you did kill Tim Kono.

188
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,718
Which is super crazy because
I've broken up with people

189
00:10:13,723 --> 00:10:15,767
for whispering loudly in movies.

190
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,319
Or chewing weird.

191
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:20,745
Wow, Charles.

192
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,625
- That's real love. Yeah.
- I know, right?

193
00:10:26,991 --> 00:10:29,022
You're not drinking much.

194
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,052
Oh, I'm not drinking at all.

195
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,515
I'm taking...

196
00:10:38,811 --> 00:10:40,563
stage sips.

197
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:43,889
Because there's poison in it.

198
00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:50,710
It's what you did with Tim Kono, right?

199
00:10:51,173 --> 00:10:54,093
A breakup drink before you
shot him with his own gun?

200
00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:58,093
I'm still not sure why you
poisoned the cat though.

201
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,374
I didn't do that.

202
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:05,780
All I can think is

203
00:11:05,785 --> 00:11:08,121
she came in the window afterwards,

204
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,392
and maybe...

205
00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:16,152
I know, right?

206
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,261
Ugh!

207
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:21,793
Oh God! This is so hot, Charles.

208
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,051
Just super exciting to be

209
00:11:24,056 --> 00:11:25,597
totally open together,

210
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,840
and just let it all hang out...

211
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,941
Woof!

212
00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:33,543
Hey, come here.

213
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,262
She's a poisoner...

214
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,096
_

215
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,082
who uses a label maker?

216
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,335
The saddest thing about this

217
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,130
is that if Jan weren't
a murderous maniac

218
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,683
she'd be perfect for Charles.

219
00:12:00,943 --> 00:12:03,009
So you were seeing Tim Kono?

220
00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:06,305
Hello. I'm a sucker

221
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,884
for lonely guys with
notable age differences

222
00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:11,308
I meet on elevators.
I think you know that.

223
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,859
And Tim came to see
you the day he died.

224
00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,652
He did. Which was also

225
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,613
two days after he broke up with me.

226
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,699
Not insignificant.

227
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,680
I told him I had to give him
some things he left at my place.

228
00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:27,414
I don't remember leaving anything here.

229
00:12:27,468 --> 00:12:29,781
I just poured two Old Fashioneds.

230
00:12:30,615 --> 00:12:32,812
One more for old time's sake?

231
00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:35,682
And then a half-hour later,

232
00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:37,961
I dumped the glasses in his bag...

233
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,469
and just sent him on his way.

234
00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:50,554
And then I went back to my window
to practice my Pavane piece.

235
00:12:51,787 --> 00:12:53,804
No. You didn't.

236
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:55,730
I heard the bassoon that night.

237
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,736
It sounded... different.

238
00:12:58,205 --> 00:13:01,265
You weren't playing
live. It was a recording.

239
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:05,072
Yay! Oh, Charles!

240
00:13:05,614 --> 00:13:08,075
Do you see how good we are together?

241
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,789
And how great

242
00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:13,523
is an alibi where the whole
building can hear you playing?

243
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:15,874
Oh, what else did you
figure out about me?

244
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,453
Tell me, tell me, tell me.

245
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:21,015
When did you really
start locking in on me?

246
00:13:25,524 --> 00:13:27,025
The notes.

247
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,499
The J's...

248
00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:37,062
are similar.

249
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,546
Aw...

250
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,054
My cute little J's gave me away.

251
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,277
Good eye, kid.

252
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:46,694
I compared them side by side...

253
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,014
Oh.

254
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,042
There it goes.

255
00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:57,485
That's exactly how Tim sounded.

256
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,290
The handkerchief...

257
00:14:01,295 --> 00:14:03,337
Yay. Handkerchief,

258
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,649
not the glasses.

259
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,991
I mixed it up this time.

260
00:14:07,996 --> 00:14:10,707
You know, I'm not one of those
who always does it the same

261
00:14:10,712 --> 00:14:13,089
and has to carve a niche for themselves.

262
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,780
Even though I did
carve a niche in myself.

263
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:24,721
Wait, did she...

264
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,345
You stabbed yourself?

265
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,090
Wow...

266
00:14:37,471 --> 00:14:39,958
That's really kicked in, hasn't it?

267
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,798
Your legs gone?

268
00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:45,110
Oh, tongue, too.

269
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,946
Seen it before.

270
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,667
You know?

271
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,993
You and Tim are a lot alike.

272
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:09,910
I felt so lucky to be let into
your private, isolated worlds.

273
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,493
But Tim messed up by
seeing somebody else,

274
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,344
or that's what I thought.

275
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,330
This is the kicker. The day before,

276
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,102
the day before we broke up,

277
00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:23,818
I found this emerald ring at his place.

278
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:27,035
Just delivered. I mean, clearly
meant for somebody else, right?

279
00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:32,430
You know how I feel
about being made second.

280
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,087
That's a big trigger for me.

281
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,615
It's so odd.

282
00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:45,528
When a person begs you

283
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,198
for their life,
it is such a tonic for me.

284
00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:57,119
And knowing, finally, I am
truly number one for someone.

285
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,548
You need me now more
than ever, don't you?

286
00:16:05,538 --> 00:16:08,422
Charles, why does that feel so good?

287
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,469
How crazy is it

288
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,282
that ring was actually the ring

289
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:16,305
from the murder you solved.

290
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,533
Ironic.

291
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:22,166
And tragic. My bad. I do own that.

292
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:30,333
Oliver...

293
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,707
Oh God.

294
00:16:39,147 --> 00:16:40,649
Oh, Mabel, I...

295
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,544
I'm so, so sorry.

296
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,047
She did it.

297
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,087
She really killed him.

298
00:16:49,421 --> 00:16:51,969
Yeah, she did. She did.

299
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:54,352
Charles!

300
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,809
The trick now, it's not just you.

301
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,103
There are two others I
have to deal with and more.

302
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,855
I mean, so many know about this

303
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,941
because of your podcast.

304
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,944
I've gotta think big here.

305
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,948
Isn't it nice they opened
all these fireplaces back up?

306
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,635
I mean, in a way, it makes us
all connected in the building.

307
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,526
Should make for a fun finale.

308
00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:22,573
Too bad I'm gonna miss
it. It's gonna be a gas.

309
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,129
I want you to know

310
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,096
this is definitely

311
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:31,463
one of my rougher breakups, Charles.

312
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:35,487
I really did fall in love with you.

313
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,784
Sadly,

314
00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:43,604
I will not be seeing
you bassooner or later.

315
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,908
Oh...

316
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,274
Mm...

317
00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:30,818
_

318
00:18:33,355 --> 00:18:35,941
Siri...

319
00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:38,115
I don't feel good...

320
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,828
Okay. Playing Fields of Gold by Sting.

321
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,332
Oh...

322
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,813
? Fields of barley ?

323
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,611
? You'll forget the sun ?

324
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,863
? In his jealous sky ?

325
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,241
? As we walk in... ?

326
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:22,621
? So she took her love ?

327
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:28,622
? Upon the fields of barley ?

328
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,973
Why is his door open?

329
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,184
- Charles!
- Charles!

330
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:50,482
Fuck. Where is he?

331
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,069
You overpay for your arugula

332
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,915
every time, Uma.

333
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,445
You're one to talk, Miss
Fresh Basil in February.

334
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,993
Why'd you press all the buttons?

335
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,040
Oh, this asshole did it.

336
00:20:04,045 --> 00:20:06,618
You kick him out of the
building, he goes on a bender.

337
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:10,144
Oh God. I can't wait till he's gone.

338
00:20:12,164 --> 00:20:13,981
Oh my God!

339
00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:16,382
I know, right? I just got her,

340
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,050
- and I love her so much.
- Meow...

341
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,702
What's her name, Howard?

342
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:22,459
Evelyn Seven. Lucky number Sevelyn.

343
00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:24,223
I feel like Evelyn's
death wasn't in vain.

344
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,684
Like, she really brought
everybody together, you know?

345
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,777
- Ah...
- Shut it!

346
00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:30,727
If you guys would
like to come over some time

347
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,523
and play Parcheesi and have a gab,

348
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,800
Sevelyn and I would love
to have you over.

349
00:20:35,389 --> 00:20:37,027
Oh, is there room?

350
00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:39,535
- Oh sure.
- Yeah, come on in. We can squeeze.

351
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,159
Hi.

352
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,576
Do you need help?

353
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,408
You can schedule
an out-patient with my girl.

354
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,916
And I now take cryptocurrency.

355
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,361
There's a mess in there.

356
00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:01,381
Don't worry. This happened to
Sting when The Police broke up.

357
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,457
- Never said a word.
- Augh...

358
00:21:04,074 --> 00:21:07,452
I'm sending you back to your apartment.
Get into bed and sleep it off.

359
00:21:07,457 --> 00:21:09,876
Don't tell anyone
I told you about Sting.

360
00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:14,465
Nah...

361
00:21:17,683 --> 00:21:19,029
Lester, have you seen Charles?

362
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:21,100
Just sent him upstairs, flat on his can,

363
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,985
struck down with the Irish Flu.
Didn't hear it from me.

364
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:27,139
Same thing happened to Sting.
Don't tell anyone I told you.

365
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:35,076
How the hell does he...

366
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,748
Oh my god, Charles!

367
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:44,172
- Wow, Lester was right!
- Grab him.

368
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,176
Okay, where did you get a Quaalude?

369
00:21:47,441 --> 00:21:48,639
Turn him over!

370
00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:51,473
Hey! Hey!

371
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,980
- Did Jan poison you?
- Yes! She poisoned me...

372
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,898
We have to get him to a hospital.

373
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,670
Or! We get as much
milk into him as possible.

374
00:21:58,675 --> 00:22:00,218
It absorbs toxins.

375
00:22:01,329 --> 00:22:03,205
Ah!

376
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,283
And if that doesn't
work, I can urinate on him.

377
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,248
I think that's for jellyfish.

378
00:22:07,449 --> 00:22:10,470
- Wait, what is he doing?
- Oh no, it's his phone!

379
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:12,311
Is there something on your phone, buddy?

380
00:22:12,316 --> 00:22:13,639
What's your password?

381
00:22:15,109 --> 00:22:18,326
- Okay, put his face on it.
- Okay. Hold it.

382
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:21,289
- It's not working!
- His facial muscles are too limp.

383
00:22:21,294 --> 00:22:22,921
It's okay. I know what to do. Look.

384
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,295
- We're in!
- Ah! God, I'm clever. Okay.

385
00:22:27,524 --> 00:22:29,810
Should make for a fun finale.

386
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,701
It's Jan. Did you record Jan?

387
00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:35,583
Too bad I'm gonna miss it.

388
00:22:35,716 --> 00:22:38,261
- It's gonna be a gas.
- Oh, hey.

389
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:39,990
Is anyone feeling dizzy?

390
00:22:39,995 --> 00:22:42,404
I was just about to start a
fire, but it's like there's

391
00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:44,568
fumes coming up from the basement.

392
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,147
Oh, my daughter's in there.

393
00:22:46,671 --> 00:22:48,287
Gas.

394
00:22:48,639 --> 00:22:50,365
- Wait, did Jan...
- Woof!

395
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,725
- We have to go to the basement!
- Ah...

396
00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:54,787
How are we gonna get him anywhere?

397
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,665
So poetic. Closed for years

398
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,838
because of an asthmatic Tim Kono,

399
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,591
our fireplaces were opened
again because of his murder,

400
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,760
only to lead to the death of thousands!

401
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,762
I don't think thousands live here.

402
00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,390
Boy, you really don't
take the ride, do you?

403
00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:15,826
The boiler room of the Arconia.

404
00:23:15,831 --> 00:23:17,666
The irritable bowel of the building.

405
00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:19,756
A perfect spot for a perfect ending.

406
00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:25,481
Okay. I'll take the west side
of the building, you take the east.

407
00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:26,987
Okay.

408
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,453
Oh my god! Look what she's done!

409
00:23:31,639 --> 00:23:34,455
- What!?
- The thing!

410
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,792
The duct! That wasn't
attached to the thing!

411
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,670
That shouldn't be that way!
Do you see a duct attached

412
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,088
to a thing it shouldn't be attached to?

413
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:44,166
What are you even saying?!

414
00:23:44,171 --> 00:23:45,879
I'm pulling the thing out here...

415
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:51,715
Okay, pull down the top of your thing!

416
00:23:55,923 --> 00:23:57,127
Ah!

417
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,521
We did it! I think.

418
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:01,357
We-we took down the thing,
so that the stuff won't go

419
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,443
from the thing up into
the... Yeah, we did it!

420
00:24:03,912 --> 00:24:05,956
Oh, you really did it.

421
00:24:07,109 --> 00:24:09,027
Get down here.

422
00:24:12,361 --> 00:24:13,904
Hey.

423
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,291
Look at you still kicking.

424
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,040
I was worried that hanky

425
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:21,211
wouldn't do the full trick on Brazzos.

426
00:24:22,347 --> 00:24:25,924
Okay. Indulge me. I've
always wanted to do this.

427
00:24:27,736 --> 00:24:29,666
Roses are red...

428
00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:32,405
violets are blue...

429
00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:34,268
who shall I kill?

430
00:24:34,735 --> 00:24:36,416
Maybe it's you.

431
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:37,811
No.

432
00:24:43,764 --> 00:24:45,135
No.

433
00:24:45,809 --> 00:24:47,854
This ends now, Jan.

434
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,252
You won't shoot my friends.

435
00:24:50,562 --> 00:24:52,940
Shoot me if you need to, but not them.

436
00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:57,291
Because I don't want to live
in a world without them anymore.

437
00:24:57,712 --> 00:25:00,674
There were parts of
myself that were dead

438
00:25:00,679 --> 00:25:02,681
that they brought back to life.

439
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,572
Before this...

440
00:25:06,329 --> 00:25:10,088
I was just a hollow
shell walking around.

441
00:25:10,721 --> 00:25:12,723
And they made me alive.

442
00:25:25,929 --> 00:25:28,098
You're helping me get over you.

443
00:25:28,212 --> 00:25:29,714
No!

444
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,986
This is for Tim.

445
00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:52,620
This sends the investigation
into a whole new direction.

446
00:25:53,313 --> 00:25:55,440
Good one, Brazzos.

447
00:25:55,445 --> 00:25:57,651
Now, let's go get your stomach pumped.

448
00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,436
Eh...

449
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:16,993
Is he gonna be okay?

450
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:18,534
Three, two, one.

451
00:26:18,539 --> 00:26:20,114
He's gonna be fine.

452
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,126
Oliver.

453
00:26:25,778 --> 00:26:29,365
It seems due to the events
of tonight, there's been

454
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,915
a reversal in sentiment
regarding your tenancies

455
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,089
here at the Arconia.

456
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,530
Oh, please, just say it, Bunny.

457
00:26:37,535 --> 00:26:40,026
"Welcome back, you sexy thing!"

458
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:43,135
I'll get you gone sooner or later.

459
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,127
- You're all idiots!
- Hey, Bunny.

460
00:26:47,437 --> 00:26:49,771
Congrats. You're the most hated person

461
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:53,057
in the building now,
you cranky old bitch.

462
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,415
Dad? Your child's home.

463
00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:05,287
Willie!

464
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,753
And Winnie! My little girl!
I'm so glad you're back.

465
00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:11,509
Hello. Hello, Winnie!

466
00:27:11,514 --> 00:27:13,419
Jesus, what a ride you've been on, huh?

467
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,508
You think?

468
00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:16,283
I'm proud of you.

469
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,305
I think. Um, I'm not even really clear

470
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:21,807
what happened here,
but I wanted to stop by

471
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,852
and give you this.

472
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,933
It's a check for your next big thing.

473
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,940
No, no. I-I don't want it.

474
00:27:28,158 --> 00:27:29,576
You sure?

475
00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:33,439
I'd take an awkward hug though.

476
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:35,948
Okay.

477
00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:40,564
Huh.

478
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,080
- It's not so awkward, huh?
- No. That was nice.

479
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,206
Well, I-I can tell you what happened.

480
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,853
You know, the whole insane story,
unless you need to get going.

481
00:27:48,858 --> 00:27:51,517
No, no, no, no, no.
I would... I'd like to stay.

482
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,216
Oh, well. Okay, good. So,

483
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:58,053
it-it was very bizarre.
Get in the elevator...

484
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,712
This is incredible.

485
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:08,470
Took me long enough, I know.

486
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,717
Yeah, well...

487
00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:12,798
Some things are worth the wait.

488
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:16,279
Hm. Nice positive-as-fuck words

489
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,959
from the man who just
got his good name back.

490
00:28:19,336 --> 00:28:20,819
Yeah.

491
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:24,621
You okay?

492
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:29,905
Yeah. I am.

493
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:33,714
What?

494
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:38,259
It's just been a long
time since I've said that

495
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,179
and actually meant it.

496
00:28:41,336 --> 00:28:42,754
Come here.

497
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:53,652
_

498
00:28:53,738 --> 00:28:57,855
_

499
00:28:57,941 --> 00:29:00,800
_

500
00:29:38,609 --> 00:29:42,472
_

501
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,120
_

502
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:56,505
My story really ends with you.

503
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:00,968
Even though I didn't get to know
all that went on once I left,

504
00:30:01,989 --> 00:30:04,033
a connection was made...

505
00:30:04,038 --> 00:30:06,374
Among three strangers...

506
00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:10,620
willing to embrace their own messes...

507
00:30:11,024 --> 00:30:13,443
And to recognize

508
00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:15,777
we are all connected.

509
00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:18,683
We started with the question,

510
00:30:19,368 --> 00:30:21,863
"Who is Tim Kono?"

511
00:30:22,901 --> 00:30:26,292
The answer, as it turned out...

512
00:30:27,555 --> 00:30:29,557
we are all Tim Kono.

513
00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:33,518
That was amazing.

514
00:30:33,523 --> 00:30:35,233
I mean, I just...

515
00:30:35,238 --> 00:30:37,866
That-that's the best
performance you've ever given.

516
00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:39,914
I have nothing left to teach you.

517
00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:44,034
Really? So I can finally add
"voiceover acting" to my resume?

518
00:30:44,961 --> 00:30:47,355
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

519
00:30:47,923 --> 00:30:50,345
And one more toast to Mabel.

520
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,894
To Mabel Mora.

521
00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:54,187
Yeah... Oh, sorry.

522
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:57,982
Hey, you know, I'm amazed how
spectacular that ring still looks after

523
00:30:57,983 --> 00:30:59,367
you knocked out a murderer.

524
00:30:59,372 --> 00:31:00,998
Or y... Charles' girlfriend.

525
00:31:01,003 --> 00:31:03,695
Or ex-girlfriend. Not
sure how you landed.

526
00:31:04,703 --> 00:31:06,891
You're handling this pretty well.

527
00:31:06,896 --> 00:31:09,672
You know, I'm thinking of
putting myself out there again.

528
00:31:09,726 --> 00:31:11,770
I mean, I slept with a murderer!

529
00:31:11,775 --> 00:31:14,444
That is a great story
to tell on a first date.

530
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:20,714
Does anyone else feel like
there's still a couple of loose ends?

531
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:22,590
Loose ends?

532
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,593
I don't know. Maybe it's just a feeling.

533
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,633
All I know is that
we've run out of champagne.

534
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:30,306
Mm. I will get some from my apartment.

535
00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:32,040
- Ah...
- Thank you, ma'am!

536
00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:33,547
Yep.

537
00:31:34,878 --> 00:31:38,256
So, I was thinking that maybe, uh,

538
00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:41,855
we should do something maybe
more salacious for the next case.

539
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,000
What do you think?

540
00:31:43,005 --> 00:31:44,734
What makes you think I
want to work with you again?

541
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:47,741
Oh, please. You're nothing without me.

542
00:31:47,914 --> 00:31:49,825
We do make a decent team.

543
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,383
I mean, we could, um,
talk about it tomorrow.

544
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,889
If you're free.

545
00:31:53,894 --> 00:31:55,563
Well, Charles-Haden Savage,

546
00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:57,611
are you asking me to be your bestie?

547
00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:00,070
"Bestie"? What are we, 14?

548
00:32:00,075 --> 00:32:02,036
No, no, listen. I-I'm flattered.

549
00:32:02,407 --> 00:32:05,148
So should we meet at 7, or you think...

550
00:32:05,153 --> 00:32:08,006
more of a coffee thing?
Or something like 4?

551
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:10,429
You-you know, I'm starting
to regret this alread...

552
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,219
Is that getting louder?

553
00:32:12,224 --> 00:32:14,012
Yeah. Closer, too.

554
00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:19,226
"Get out of the building now."

555
00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:21,102
- Exclamation point.
- Exclamation point.

556
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,313
- Exclamation point.
- Three exclamation points.

557
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:25,571
- Whose number is this?
- I don't know.

558
00:32:26,047 --> 00:32:29,156
Okay, this is getting
scary. What is going on?

559
00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:30,659
We gotta get Mabel.

560
00:32:30,664 --> 00:32:32,666
- Mabel! Oh my God!
- Oh my god!

561
00:32:33,927 --> 00:32:36,555
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

562
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,787
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

563
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,501
We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!

564
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,086
- Oh, and I would?
- Of course you would!

565
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:43,338
Of course I would!

566
00:32:50,541 --> 00:32:52,227
It's not what you think.

567
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:56,560
- Bunny!
- I just opened the door,

568
00:32:56,565 --> 00:32:58,398
and she stumbled in on me!

569
00:32:58,604 --> 00:33:00,190
Is that your knitting needle?

570
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,398
Yes.

571
00:33:01,758 --> 00:33:03,024
Nobody move!

572
00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:04,836
Hands up!

573
00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,810
Don't say a fucking word.

574
00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:57,404
This... could be interesting.

575
00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,160
Coming this fall,

576
00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:03,521
Only Murderers in the Building.

577
00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:05,677
That's good, Poppy.

578
00:34:06,202 --> 00:34:07,622
That's very good.

579
00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:09,508
I wrote that.

580
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:42,081
From this moment on, that
is mine. Do you understand?

581
00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,709
Say otherwise, and you will
be stocking the NPR fridge

582
00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:47,212
with LaCroix until you're 50.
Do you fucking hear me?

583
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:54,083
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