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Previously on B Positive...

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You're ready for your transplant.

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- Really? - As soon as they get
an opening in the schedule

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you'll be getting her kidney.

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All right, I need you
to count backwards from ten.

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Ten.

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Nine.

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Eight.

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Seven.

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Six.

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Hit that with a sponge for me?

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Thank you.

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Want to give me a little room here?

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- Sorry. That's just a lot of blood.
- Step away.

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All right.

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We've revealed the external iliac vein.

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Can we bring in the kidney, please?

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Kidney here! Fresh, ice-cold kidney!

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Gina?

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Drew! It is so good to see you.
How are you doing?

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Honestly, a little nervous.

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Understandable.

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That is a lot of blood.

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- Still waiting on that kidney.
- Oh, sorry.

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Smells like chicken.

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- Time's a-wastin'.
- Incoming!

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What are you doing?

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That's my kidney!

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- Please stop.
- Oh, come on, live a little.

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I... am...

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trying... to...

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live a little.

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Can we crank up the happy juice?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Hi, Dad.

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Hi, honey.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Doctor said it went really well.

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Great.

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- How's Gina?
- She's fine.

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- Room right next door.
- Thank God.

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- I'm so happy you're okay.
- Ah, me, too, baby.

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Me, too.

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I want to see Gina.

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I'll go get a nurse.

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Want some water?

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Yeah. Thanks.

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Gina's really great, isn't she?

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Ah, the best.

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So, what happens now?

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Is she, like, gone from your life?

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No, no, never. Gina
means everything to me.

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Everything?

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You mean you and her...?

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No. I mean...

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I don't know what I mean.

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I wonder if I should
call her Gina or Mom.

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Stop that.

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Maybe Kidney Donor Hump Buddy.

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Aunt Gina. Just call her Aunt Gina.

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Can you grab me a water?

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You're right there.

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Yeah, but I gave you a
kidney, so you kind of owe me.

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How long are you gonna
hold this over my head?

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As long as it's funny.

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You know, I think doctors
purposely make you wait

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when they have important test results.

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Yeah. Girls do that, too.

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I had a boyfriend
who thought I was pregnant,

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and I made him wait a long time
before I told him I wasn't.

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Why'd you do that?

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I had to make sure he wouldn't flunk me.

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Open my water.

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Hey there.

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- Sorry for the wait.
- Are you?

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Great news.

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Your creatinine levels
are exactly where they need to be.

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So my body's not
gonna reject the kidney?

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If it was going to, it
would have happened by now.

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- Drew! We did it!
- We sure did!

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I had something to do with it. But okay.

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Ah, I can't believe this.

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No more dialysis.
No more worrying about dying.

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Other than the normal worrying
about dying.

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Speaking of which, you must remember

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to take your immunosuppressants
twice a day.

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- You got it.
- For the rest of your life.

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Oh, don't worry, I'll stay
on top of the pills.

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I kind of own his ass now.

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All right, well, I'll
see you in six months.

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Say thank you.

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I was gonna say it.

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Thanks, Doc.

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This is just...

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- great news.
- Amazing.

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Okay, well, I...
I got to get back to work.

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H-Hang on, Gina.

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I just got to say something.

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What you've done for me...

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I-I don't think
I'll ever be able to repay you.

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You don't owe me anything,
other than to live a long life.

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A good life.

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You got it.

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Oh, a part of me is inside you.

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It's kind of weird.

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No, it's not weird.

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It's beautiful.

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Okay, thatwas weird.

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You didn't even drink your water.

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All right, you are all set.

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I kind of have to pee.

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You're kidding, right?

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Don't worry, I-I can hold it in.

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Yeah. You can.

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I got an empty Gatorade bottle
in my bag for emergencies.

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- It's yours.
- Thank you.

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Uh, not to brag, but is it a wide mouth?

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Quick question, you guys.

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Who has two thumbs and a fully
functioning, brand-new kidney?

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This guy.

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- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.

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So your blood tests came back clean?

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Yep. I am good to go.

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That's great. I'm happy for you, man.

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So happy for you. No jealousy at all.

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I'm totally fine
strapped to this machine

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cleaning my blood three days a week.

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So again... just happy for you.

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Thanks.

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So...

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how about I take you guys
out to a celebratory lunch?

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Sorry, we just strapped in.

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- Another time?
- Right. Sure.

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Should have called ahead.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I used to sit there.

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Okay.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I got me a new kidney.

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I heard.

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So, are you two a couple, or...?

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Okay. Well, I guess
I'll see you guys around.

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Around where?

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Yes, Jerry. Good one.

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Okay, Dunbar out.

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Well, that was uncomfortable.

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Which one did you give him,
the left or the right?

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Right.

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So now your left kidney's
doing all the work?

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- I guess.
- That doesn't seem fair.

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Do you even know what kidneys do?

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They clean the blood of toxins

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and transform the waste into urine.

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Good for you.

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I googled it so I could brag about you.

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You know what's weird?

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Ever since the operation,
I've been feeling,

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I don't know...

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stupidly happy.

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- They give you drugs?
- Not the stupid happy kind.

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So you went through this for nothing?

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When you're done in here,

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strip the bed in 206
and toss the mattress.

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- No. Mr. Knudsen?
- Yeah, heart attack on the toilet.

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That's so sad.

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He was always constipated.
It was bound to happen.

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Chop-chop. Let's move it.

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I really liked him.

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He was such a sweet old man.

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Yeah, I think...

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- I think he had a crush on you.
- Oh, it was harmless.

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His own daughter wanted
nothing to do with him,

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so he kind of adopted me.

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Forgot.

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Gina, Knudsen apparently
left something in his will for you.

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- You're kidding.
- No.

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Expect a call from a lawyer.

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What about me?
Did he leave anything for me?

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Yeah. A truly horrifying
mess in his bathroom.

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I wonder what he left me.

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I'll give you 20 bucks
to swab out the toilet.

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- Not a chance.
- 25.

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Let me see your money.

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- Hello!
- Kitchen!

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- This is nice.
- Yes.

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I thought I'd make
dinner a little special.

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- Wine?
- Please.

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On sale at Trader Joe's. 12 bucks.

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- Have to buy it.
- Have to.

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A toast.

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Oh, okay.

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To life,

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to love, to happiness.

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Okay, sure.

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Drew, I have to tell you something.

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Actually, I need to tell
you something first.

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- Okay, but mine is more...
- Please can I say

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what I have to say
before I lose my nerve?

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Okay.

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Gina...

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we've been friends for a year now,

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and while I cherish that relationship,

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I was thinking maybe we...

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I'm rich!

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What?

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Mr. Knudsen died taking a poop

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and left me $48 million!

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What?

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He was a wonderful old man.
He was kind, funny...

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struggled with his bowels...

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but he always treated me
like I was a real person,

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not some loser working a
crappy minimum wage job

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at an old age home, and now
he is gone, and-and...

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I'm insanely rich!

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So this is all mine?

219
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Not all of it. There's taxes.

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- How much?
- About half.

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- So $24 million?
- Give or take.

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Uh, are you okay?

223
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I just had a little orgasm.

224
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This is unbelievable.

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Crazy, right?

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I should have got
a better bottle of wine.

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So, what did you want to tell me?

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It's not important.

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- Really? It seemed like a big deal.
- I said it's not important, okay?

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What was that?

231
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Nothing. Sorry.

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- You mad at me?
- No, of course not.

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Please, eat.

234
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We have to celebrate your good fortune.

235
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Okay.

236
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I'm just a little off today.
Maybe my new meds.

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Sure.

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Would you feel better
if I bought you a car?

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Very funny.

240
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Wait, would you actually...

241
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No. My Civic's fine.

242
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A car you can trust.

243
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So, what are you gonna
do with all this money?

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Oh, I have no idea.

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My whole life, I've barely ever had $48,

246
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and now I have $48 million.

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$24 million. Don't forget the taxes.

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What if I don't pay them?
What are they gonna do to me?

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- Put you in jail.
- For taxes?

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I don't think so.

251
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Hey.
Will you do me a favor?

252
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Don't tell anybody about the money.
Especially Eli.

253
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Yeah, sure.

254
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Is everything okay with you guys?

255
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Oh, I don't know.

256
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Ever since he asked me to move in

257
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and I decided to stay
here, it's been weird.

258
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Well, I'm sure you kids
will figure it out.

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Or not.

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I guess.

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I'll probably move out anyway.

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Really?

263
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Well, yeah. I mean, millionaires usually
have their own places, don't they?

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Lady Gaga, Batman, they all
have their own places.

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Makes sense.

266
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,931
Well, I'm gonna miss you.

267
00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:34,613
I'm gonna miss you, too.

268
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,793
Bon appétit.

269
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:44,668
What do you know
about offshore tax shelters?

270
00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,736
- Can I get you anything, Norma?
- No.

271
00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:50,619
- Cup or tea, maybe?
- No, thank you.

272
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:54,425
- How about a bagel? You like bagels.
- I have no money to leave you, Gabby.

273
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,299
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?

274
00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:02,707
- I work here.
- You also have $48 million.

275
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:05,363
$24 million after taxes.

276
00:13:05,546 --> 00:13:07,069
We'll see.

277
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,918
Hey, how are you feeling?

278
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,677
Like my hip is made of broken glass.

279
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,836
I'm sorry. Are you
taking your pain meds?

280
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,025
Sometimes.

281
00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:17,947
- Norma, come on.
- I don't like the way they make me feel.

282
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:20,350
I get all sleepy and spaced out.

283
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:22,708
You say that like it's a bad thing.

284
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,832
Well, at least let me get you
some Tylenol or something.

285
00:13:25,858 --> 00:13:27,942
I'm fine. Just leave me alone.

286
00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:30,696
Hey, I know you're not feeling
well, but don't take it out on me.

287
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,986
- Who should I take it out on?
- Gabby.

288
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,403
She's no good.

289
00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:38,150
- Hey, get her some Tylenol.
- Sure.

290
00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:40,210
Norma, I'm gonna get you some Tylenol...

291
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:43,161
I have no money, Gabby.

292
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:46,908
So...

293
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:48,982
how is it being rich?

294
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:51,450
It's confusing.

295
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,658
I don't feel like I deserve it.

296
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,206
Why? Why not you?

297
00:13:55,232 --> 00:13:57,284
You were very kind to that man.

298
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,882
You took time to listen to his stories,

299
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,363
take him to the doctor,
get his hair cut.

300
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,973
- That's just my job.
- No, no, no.

301
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,271
It was much more than your job.

302
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:07,977
You cared about him.

303
00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:11,052
You have any idea how much
that means around here?

304
00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:14,104
I'm gonna miss him.

305
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:16,396
Yeah. Me, too, honey.

306
00:14:16,716 --> 00:14:19,247
- Here you go, Norma.
- Thanks.

307
00:14:19,372 --> 00:14:22,473
Mrs. Prufrock, cup of tea? Bagel?

308
00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:24,107
Wait, slow down.

309
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:29,545
- Can I help you?
- Yes.

310
00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:31,135
I'm not sure if you remember me,

311
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,403
but I bought a burial plot
from you about a year ago.

312
00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:37,948
Sure. Mr., uh, Dunlop, right?

313
00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:39,356
Dunbar. But close.

314
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,177
Right. Darn.

315
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,771
Well, what can I do for you, Mr. Dunbar?

316
00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:46,316
Well, uh, this is gonna
sound a little odd,

317
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:49,519
but I was wondering if
the cemetery might buy it back?

318
00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:51,859
Why?

319
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,693
Are you unhappy with it?

320
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,310
No, it's a great plot.

321
00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:58,627
Yeah. If I recall, it's on a
hilltop under a copse of trees.

322
00:14:58,653 --> 00:14:59,794
Terrific view.

323
00:15:00,177 --> 00:15:02,146
Yeah. Very picturesque.

324
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,724
It's just, the thing is,

325
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,997
when I bought it I wasn't
doing so well, and...

326
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:10,635
Don't tell me. You decided on cremation?

327
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,747
You're gonna do the, uh, environmental,
ashes-in-the-ocean thing?

328
00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:16,153
I got to tell you, not
really good for the fish.

329
00:15:16,786 --> 00:15:18,417
No. No cremation.

330
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:20,223
No, th-the thing is...

331
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,232
I got a kidney transplant,

332
00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:24,797
and I'm looking
to live a lot longer.

333
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,607
Well...

334
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:28,995
good for you.

335
00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:31,857
- Thanks.
- Yeah, sure, we'll buy it back.

336
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:34,841
- Great. - But I got to tell you,
you lose half your investment.

337
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,255
Why?

338
00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:38,010
Well, think of it like a car purchase.

339
00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:39,706
The second you drive it off the lot...

340
00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:41,583
loses 50% of its value.

341
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,607
But I haven't driven it anywhere.
It's just grass and dirt.

342
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,357
I'm sorry, it's considered a used plot

343
00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:47,984
whether you're lying in it or not.

344
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,419
Now, if you'll excuse me,

345
00:15:50,445 --> 00:15:52,737
I have people who are
not as lucky as you

346
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:55,138
who need to be put
to their eternal rest.

347
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,153
Can I at least sublet it?

348
00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:03,450
Hey, Eli.

349
00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:06,419
Hey, let me ask you... how
are you fixed for a burial plot?

350
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,081
- What?
- A burial plot.

351
00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:11,825
You know, a headstone, flowers...

352
00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:14,583
enough room for a tasteful crypt.

353
00:16:15,413 --> 00:16:17,004
I'm good, Drew.

354
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:20,675
Listen, has Gina said
anything about me lately?

355
00:16:21,032 --> 00:16:22,338
No. Why do you ask?

356
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:25,138
I haven't heard from her the last couple
of days, and to be honest with you,

357
00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,427
things have been... weird.

358
00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:28,813
Really?

359
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,641
Is she seeing someone else?

360
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,271
Not that I'm aware of.

361
00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:35,755
But who knows with women.
They are the original deceivers.

362
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,463
I always felt like I was
a little bit more into her

363
00:16:39,489 --> 00:16:41,185
than she was into me, you know?

364
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:42,305
Maybe.

365
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,003
What does your gut tell you?

366
00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:46,591
Part of me says I should
just break it off.

367
00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:50,536
Hi. We're hoping to buy a cemetery plot.

368
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,354
Got to go, Eli. Trust your gut.
Dump her.

369
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,398
Come with me.

370
00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:58,261
I want to show you
something with a view.

371
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,565
Shoes.

372
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:06,823
And more shoes.

373
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,573
Look. Shoes!

374
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,124
What is this one?

375
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,026
What do you know? Shoes!

376
00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:17,313
- Hey.
- Hey.

377
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,511
Shoes!

378
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,016
Did a little shopping, huh?

379
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,694
I was feeling a little sad
this afternoon... Shoes!

380
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:27,176
so I decided to spend some
money bought some shoes.

381
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,399
Shoes!

382
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,608
- I see.
- Also bought a couple of Birkin bags.

383
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,358
They're, like, $30,000 each, which is
totally obscene until you own one,

384
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,447
and then they're pretty wonderful.

385
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,415
You want one?

386
00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:41,155
I think you could pull it off.

387
00:17:41,648 --> 00:17:42,917
No, thanks.

388
00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:46,082
Tomorrow I'm going into the city,
and I'm buying a condo.

389
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,921
Maybe two condos.

390
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,562
One for my shoes.

391
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,600
- Y-You're gonna live in Manhattan?
- I could.

392
00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:55,377
I don't have to.

393
00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:57,960
I can... go wherever I want.

394
00:17:58,589 --> 00:18:00,874
Wherever makes me happy.

395
00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:04,098
That's what I'm gonna be.

396
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,843
Happy!

397
00:18:06,424 --> 00:18:08,991
I don't know what's happening!

398
00:18:12,912 --> 00:18:14,609
Sorry. Louboutin.

399
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,918
Look, everything's gonna be okay.

400
00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:20,653
- You'll see.
- Will it? I don't know!

401
00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:23,406
I don't know anything!
Okay?!

402
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:28,184
I thought buying all this stuff would make
me feel better, and it did, and then...

403
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,551
and then it didn't.

404
00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:31,163
It just makes me...

405
00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:34,145
I don't know what I am.

406
00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:37,351
You're just a little overwhelmed.
And that's perfectly understandable.

407
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,434
How come I feel so awful?

408
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,145
What is wrong with me?

409
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,069
Nothing is wrong with you.

410
00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:47,905
Are there support groups
for rich, unhappy people?

411
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:50,562
Not unless you want to
become a Republican.

412
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,301
But, hey, look, the good news is,

413
00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:56,278
you have someone in your life who
will care for you no matter what,

414
00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,495
who can be your support system, your...

415
00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:00,601
your-your partner, even.

416
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:05,231
It's Eli.

417
00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:06,733
You should get that.

418
00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:11,163
Hi.

419
00:19:11,688 --> 00:19:13,577
Yeah, sure, what's up?

420
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:18,194
Yeah, I know, things have
been kind of awkward.

421
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,359
Really? A weekend in Vermont?

422
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,020
That sounds great.

423
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:26,539
I could use a break.

424
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:30,179
Oh, no, everything's fine. I'll-I'll
tell you about it over the weekend.

425
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:33,960
Okay. Thanks. Bye.

426
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,575
You guys are going to Vermont?

427
00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:38,984
Yeah, bed-and-breakfast.

428
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,832
He wants to start over,
get back to where we were.

429
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,538
Great. Great.

430
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:49,254
Thanks for letting me vent all over you.

431
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,931
You're my best buddy.

432
00:19:51,788 --> 00:19:52,921
Yeah.

433
00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:55,952
I haven't heard that since prom night.

434
00:20:06,528 --> 00:20:08,617
It's 3:00 in the morning.

435
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,384
Sorry, I didn't know where else to go.

436
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,559
What's going on?

437
00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,521
I'm in love with Gina.

438
00:20:16,921 --> 00:20:18,382
What...?

439
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,961
She's the one. I'm sure of it.

440
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,867
All right. Come talk to Gideon.

441
00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:34,794
How do you know where I live?

442
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,614
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443
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