1 00:00:05,003 --> 00:00:07,904 _ 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,564 I'm telling ya, I know what I saw. 3 00:00:12,569 --> 00:00:14,867 There was a dinosaur creature 4 00:00:14,872 --> 00:00:16,769 runnin' right through my backyard. 5 00:00:18,608 --> 00:00:20,505 You don't say. 6 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:24,515 And there were glowing lights coming from the treetops. 7 00:00:25,716 --> 00:00:27,445 You don't say. 8 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:31,455 And these giants orbs fell from the sky! 9 00:00:31,956 --> 00:00:33,417 You don't say. 10 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:36,253 Then, after I came out of hidin', 11 00:00:36,258 --> 00:00:38,723 they'd all disappeared. 12 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:41,261 Something ain't right. 13 00:00:42,231 --> 00:00:44,495 Well, that's that. 14 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,230 Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 15 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:48,666 Things rarely wrap up in a neat, little bow for us. 16 00:00:48,671 --> 00:00:50,334 Come on, babe, don't be paranoid. 17 00:00:50,339 --> 00:00:52,707 Life, it's gonna start going our way. 18 00:00:57,814 --> 00:00:59,977 Whoa! 19 00:01:05,221 --> 00:01:06,718 What the hell? 20 00:01:14,296 --> 00:01:16,093 What the hell happened? 21 00:01:16,098 --> 00:01:18,696 Did that look like another Waverider to you guys? 22 00:01:18,701 --> 00:01:20,264 Why is someone trying to kill us? 23 00:01:20,269 --> 00:01:21,765 There must be hundreds of reasons 24 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:23,035 why someone would want to kill us. 25 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,002 Well, we're not gonna let 'em get away with it, are we? 26 00:01:25,006 --> 00:01:26,403 I say we portal back in time 27 00:01:26,408 --> 00:01:28,004 and on to that rogue Waverider 28 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:29,673 and make them pay. 29 00:01:29,678 --> 00:01:32,610 That is a perfect plan. 30 00:01:32,615 --> 00:01:34,411 Now let's go gear up, 31 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:36,380 'cause we're gonna storm that ship 32 00:01:36,385 --> 00:01:39,350 and save our Waverider. 33 00:01:39,355 --> 00:01:41,452 Remember, when we get on that ship, 34 00:01:41,457 --> 00:01:42,986 stealth is our friend. 35 00:01:42,991 --> 00:01:45,155 Silent takedown. Got it. 36 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,857 Wake me when the firefight starts. 37 00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:48,259 You guys take out the crew, 38 00:01:48,264 --> 00:01:50,127 and Behrad and I'll take control of the ship. 39 00:01:50,132 --> 00:01:52,663 Nate, let's do this. 40 00:01:52,668 --> 00:01:54,931 Here we go. 41 00:01:57,972 --> 00:01:59,702 It's out of juice. 42 00:01:59,707 --> 00:02:01,671 - What? - Every time with those things. 43 00:02:01,676 --> 00:02:04,940 Wait, no time couriers, no Waverider... 44 00:02:04,945 --> 00:02:08,010 we're stuck in 1925. 45 00:02:08,015 --> 00:02:10,913 Everybody just calm down. 46 00:02:10,918 --> 00:02:12,750 We just need a little time, and we'll think of a plan. 47 00:02:12,754 --> 00:02:14,818 Well, we definitely don't belong in this time period. 48 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:17,119 We need to avoid any unwanted attention from the locals. 49 00:02:23,765 --> 00:02:26,462 Afternoon, ma'am. Name's Pastor Hanson. 50 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:27,730 Is Gloria home? 51 00:02:27,735 --> 00:02:29,399 Yeah, she's not here right now. 52 00:02:29,404 --> 00:02:31,668 Oh. I just heard this, uh, 53 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,436 loud explosion over yonder, 54 00:02:33,441 --> 00:02:35,538 and I wanted to make sure everything's all right. 55 00:02:35,543 --> 00:02:36,839 Flash him. 56 00:02:36,844 --> 00:02:39,174 What? Oh! 57 00:02:39,179 --> 00:02:40,842 Well, you know, there's all sorts 58 00:02:40,847 --> 00:02:43,111 of strange things happening in Odessa. 59 00:02:43,116 --> 00:02:46,815 Everyone in town has seen these bizarre lights in the sky 60 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:49,951 and strange lizard creatures in their backyard. 61 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:52,053 Yeah, well, nothing strange around here. 62 00:02:52,058 --> 00:02:53,388 Flash him. 63 00:02:53,393 --> 00:02:56,858 It's out of battery. I don't... 64 00:02:56,863 --> 00:02:59,528 Say, are those claw marks? 65 00:02:59,533 --> 00:03:01,996 Yeah, I... I'll tell Gloria you stopped by. 66 00:03:02,001 --> 00:03:04,366 Goodbye now. 67 00:03:04,371 --> 00:03:06,000 Hoo! So much for laying low. 68 00:03:06,005 --> 00:03:08,235 So town's already buzzing with conspiracy theories 69 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,338 after the Zaguron invasion... you guys, if we stay here, 70 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:12,041 - it could get really bad. - It's gonna be okay. 71 00:03:12,045 --> 00:03:13,875 And now that we have no timeship, 72 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,346 we are just a bunch of weirdos with truly random superpowers. 73 00:03:17,351 --> 00:03:20,915 And John, the one person with a useful ability, is gone, so... 74 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,417 Well, hey, I was his student. I mean, I'm not 75 00:03:23,422 --> 00:03:25,853 a master sorcerer yet, but maybe I could... 76 00:03:25,858 --> 00:03:28,389 What, turn the townspeople into household objects? 77 00:03:28,394 --> 00:03:29,758 - Come on. - Too bad we don't have 78 00:03:29,763 --> 00:03:33,895 the Time Bureau timeship or it would have that fail-safe. 79 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,396 Gary, you're a genius. 80 00:03:35,401 --> 00:03:37,166 The last time the Waverider was impounded, 81 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:38,933 I had a fail-safe installed. 82 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:41,535 - And fail-safes are? - T-they're indestructible 83 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:43,305 lockboxes filled with emergency supplies, 84 00:03:43,309 --> 00:03:45,173 like a time courier or a mind flasher. 85 00:03:45,178 --> 00:03:46,474 Breath mints, if we're lucky! 86 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:48,244 You realize the blast could've sent that thing 87 00:03:48,248 --> 00:03:50,178 flying anywhere on Gloria's property, right? 88 00:03:50,183 --> 00:03:53,114 So, we will split up so we can find this damn thing 89 00:03:53,119 --> 00:03:54,349 and get the hell out of here. 90 00:03:54,354 --> 00:03:57,018 Now, let's go. Come on! 91 00:03:57,023 --> 00:03:58,353 How you holding up, Z? 92 00:03:58,358 --> 00:03:59,889 If you want to talk, I'm here to listen. 93 00:03:59,893 --> 00:04:01,689 I know a thing or two about getting dumped. 94 00:04:01,693 --> 00:04:02,923 I was not dumped. 95 00:04:02,928 --> 00:04:05,358 It was a mutual mucking up of things. 96 00:04:05,363 --> 00:04:08,494 I am, however, annoyed that John poofed his way out of 1925 97 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,298 without making sure the rest of us were okay first. 98 00:04:10,302 --> 00:04:11,766 To be fair, when he left, we still had 99 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,000 a working time machine. 100 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:14,634 Defending him is not listening. 101 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:16,770 Right, sorry. Continue. 102 00:04:16,775 --> 00:04:18,071 I just can't believe, 103 00:04:18,076 --> 00:04:19,407 after everything we went through together, 104 00:04:19,411 --> 00:04:21,942 all he left me with was this. 105 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:23,377 Ooh, freaky old key. 106 00:04:23,382 --> 00:04:24,744 - Yeah. - What's it for? 107 00:04:24,749 --> 00:04:27,047 All he said was, "You'll find out", 108 00:04:27,052 --> 00:04:29,817 with his trademark dramatic delivery. 109 00:04:29,822 --> 00:04:31,519 In hindsight, I probably should've gotten 110 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:33,820 - a little more clarification. - Probably. 111 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:35,455 Whatever! I'm just gonna do 112 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:36,925 what I always do in these situations. 113 00:04:36,929 --> 00:04:39,058 I need a makeover. No, no, no, not a makeover. 114 00:04:39,063 --> 00:04:40,493 I need a reinvention. 115 00:04:40,498 --> 00:04:42,328 Like Madonna. I think there's a headpiece. 116 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,397 Wandering through the woods. 117 00:04:44,402 --> 00:04:46,866 Why am I not surprised this is our honeymoon? 118 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,502 I know, babe, but as soon as we find the safe, 119 00:04:48,506 --> 00:04:49,670 we can get out of here, all right? 120 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:51,305 Yeah, well I'm way out of my comfort zone. 121 00:04:51,309 --> 00:04:53,540 - Which is? - The Waverider. 122 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:55,608 - Lists. - Rules. Don't... 123 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:59,278 Well, mine is improvising, so together, 124 00:04:59,283 --> 00:05:02,882 we are unstoppable. 125 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:04,554 Come on. 126 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:07,987 Based on the blast radius, we're basically looking 127 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:10,156 for a needle in a haystack. 128 00:05:10,161 --> 00:05:12,158 Look, I can track animals and people, 129 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:15,662 but random futuristic safes, not my bag. 130 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,163 All right, so what you got? 131 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:19,765 Any magical cheats to find this thing? 132 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:23,135 Yeah, I think I can remember John's tracking spell. 133 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,370 Hmm. 134 00:05:26,677 --> 00:05:29,708 Adiuva nos invenire aliquid. 135 00:05:32,049 --> 00:05:34,746 Hey, not bad. 136 00:05:44,528 --> 00:05:46,763 I think someone moved it. 137 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,401 That's not good. 138 00:06:05,382 --> 00:06:07,145 Where did you find it, anyway? 139 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:11,152 Amongst them bushes at the edge of Gloria Cruz's property. 140 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:15,620 Okay, the good news, we found the Waverider's safe. 141 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,122 - Oh! - Yeah, bad news, 142 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,556 it's at the Sheriff's station. 143 00:06:18,561 --> 00:06:20,291 Pastor found it nearby and turned it in. 144 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,826 That guy will come poking around again 145 00:06:21,831 --> 00:06:23,762 now that he's even more suspicious of your mom. 146 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:25,463 Yeah, and other neighbors could get nosy 147 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,999 and discover the remains of the Waverider, 148 00:06:27,003 --> 00:06:28,833 which would be disastrous for the timeline. 149 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:31,302 We just need to buy ourselves some time so we can 150 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:32,737 - come up with another plan. - How? 151 00:06:32,742 --> 00:06:34,739 We need to go on the defensive. 152 00:06:34,744 --> 00:06:37,274 Right, and keep the heat off of Gloria and this property. 153 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,776 And how are we supposed to do that? 154 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:41,011 If we don't have time travel or mind flashers? 155 00:06:42,351 --> 00:06:43,648 Rule 44. 156 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,282 - Rule 44. - Yeah. 157 00:06:45,287 --> 00:06:46,918 - I love Rule 44! - Yeah! 158 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:48,018 What's Rule 44? 159 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:49,888 Uh, it's from our Time Bureau training. 160 00:06:49,892 --> 00:06:52,256 The intent of Rule 44 is to create a diversion, 161 00:06:52,261 --> 00:06:54,259 a cover story, when things go sideways on a mission. 162 00:06:54,263 --> 00:06:57,528 Specifically, Rule 44 states that our cover story 163 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,129 must be a circus. 164 00:06:59,134 --> 00:07:01,365 That is oddly specific. 165 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:03,133 We talking Cirque? Sideshow? 166 00:07:03,138 --> 00:07:04,635 Straight up three-ring affair? 167 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,637 No, research shows that the general public 168 00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:08,305 is willing to accept the bizarreness 169 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:10,307 of any kind of circus without question. 170 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:11,809 So we have to put on a circus? 171 00:07:11,814 --> 00:07:14,411 What? No, we... he's not listening. 172 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:15,947 We just have to make them think we're in a circus 173 00:07:15,951 --> 00:07:17,146 to allay their suspicions. 174 00:07:18,753 --> 00:07:21,350 Group makeovers. Yes, I love it. 175 00:07:21,355 --> 00:07:24,988 I'm gonna reinvent each of you as performers. 176 00:07:24,993 --> 00:07:26,656 Friends, you're in excellent hands. 177 00:07:26,661 --> 00:07:29,125 Well, you heard her, let's circus up, eh? 178 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,694 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 179 00:07:30,699 --> 00:07:32,161 Good, 'cause I need your magic 180 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:33,329 to help fix my mom's porch. 181 00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:34,731 - Sure. - Hey, Nate, 182 00:07:34,736 --> 00:07:36,566 while we are playing defense as a circus, 183 00:07:36,571 --> 00:07:38,334 you will be playing offense. 184 00:07:38,339 --> 00:07:39,970 Time to use your superpower. 185 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:41,571 So, you want me to turn to steel 186 00:07:41,576 --> 00:07:43,172 and knock around some skulls? 187 00:07:43,177 --> 00:07:46,375 No, your other superpower. 188 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,578 You are a white man in 1925. 189 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:50,213 You go sweet talk that sheriff 190 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:52,548 and get him to give you the safe. 191 00:07:52,553 --> 00:07:54,417 - Ava will go with you. - What? No. 192 00:07:54,422 --> 00:07:55,718 All right, come on, Gary. 193 00:07:55,723 --> 00:07:58,386 Those period costumes aren't gonna sew themselves. 194 00:08:26,386 --> 00:08:28,183 Okay. 195 00:08:28,188 --> 00:08:29,852 Yes. 196 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,353 Tie. 197 00:08:31,358 --> 00:08:33,522 Button, please. 198 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:36,161 Mm, voilą. 199 00:08:38,298 --> 00:08:39,594 My mom's not gonna be happy 200 00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:41,096 when she sees what we've done to her stuff. 201 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,464 Sorry, it's desperate times. 202 00:08:42,469 --> 00:08:44,466 Oh! Nate borrowed your dead dad's suit. 203 00:08:44,471 --> 00:08:46,168 Hope that's okay. 204 00:08:46,173 --> 00:08:47,636 He better not ruin it. 205 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:51,673 Good afternoon, Odessa! Come one, come all! 206 00:08:51,678 --> 00:08:54,209 I know you have seen and heard 207 00:08:54,214 --> 00:08:56,110 some peculiar things lately. 208 00:08:56,115 --> 00:08:58,380 Well, I am here to assure you 209 00:08:58,385 --> 00:09:01,716 that it is just business as usual for us. 210 00:09:01,721 --> 00:09:02,850 Why, you ask? 211 00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:05,487 Because my compatriots and I, 212 00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:07,456 we are members... 213 00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:09,757 of the Guggenheim Circus. 214 00:09:19,265 --> 00:09:20,863 You know, it's actually a very good fit. 215 00:09:20,867 --> 00:09:22,130 Hey, do I look like a grandma? 216 00:09:22,135 --> 00:09:25,099 Yeah. 217 00:09:25,104 --> 00:09:27,068 - You the sheriff? - Yes, sir. 218 00:09:27,073 --> 00:09:30,204 I was just finishing up some paperwork. 219 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:31,372 How can I help you? 220 00:09:31,377 --> 00:09:32,706 My name's John Edgar Hoover. 221 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,308 I'm the newly appointed director 222 00:09:34,313 --> 00:09:37,078 of the Bureau of Investigation in Washington, D.C. 223 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:41,082 This is my trusted secretary, Ms. Gandy. 224 00:09:41,087 --> 00:09:43,384 You seem different in real life. 225 00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:44,785 You probably saw an old photo. 226 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:46,620 I've been cocktailing my hair products. 227 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,256 But that's neither here or there. 228 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:50,124 Now listen up, Sheriff. 229 00:09:50,129 --> 00:09:53,194 We're here to talk to you about a very important matter. 230 00:09:53,199 --> 00:09:56,497 There are so many exciting things to see at our circus. 231 00:09:56,502 --> 00:09:58,466 For example, exotic animals. 232 00:09:58,471 --> 00:10:00,601 My cohort and I, we are animal handlers 233 00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:03,104 from a land far, far, far away. 234 00:10:03,109 --> 00:10:05,005 And of course, 235 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:07,575 what circus would be complete 236 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,513 without a little fire? 237 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,749 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. That's hot, that's hot. 238 00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,751 Ah. 239 00:10:17,756 --> 00:10:20,253 Now, don't be alarmed, but several of our creatures 240 00:10:20,258 --> 00:10:22,422 escaped their confinements last night. 241 00:10:22,427 --> 00:10:25,092 You may have, uh, heard some explosions 242 00:10:25,097 --> 00:10:27,962 or seen some mysterious lights yesterday. 243 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:32,165 That was just me, testing out some, uh, displays. 244 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:34,501 True story, so if you saw something yesterday 245 00:10:34,506 --> 00:10:36,536 that looked like a dinosaur, for example, 246 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:38,705 it was actually a Komodo dragon, 247 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,407 which is just a big, smelly lizard, 248 00:10:40,412 --> 00:10:42,678 despite it's terrifying appellation. 249 00:10:44,182 --> 00:10:46,413 Pastor Hanson found this strange box 250 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:48,482 over by Gloria Cruz's property. 251 00:10:48,487 --> 00:10:50,417 I thought maybe it belonged to her, 252 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:52,219 since she's foreign and all. 253 00:10:52,224 --> 00:10:53,886 Oh, well, we can tell you for sure 254 00:10:53,891 --> 00:10:57,257 that it's not hers, sir, but it is very dangerous. 255 00:10:57,262 --> 00:11:00,627 Say, how did you boys in Washington learn 256 00:11:00,632 --> 00:11:01,928 about the safe so quickly? 257 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:04,931 The pastor only found it this morning. 258 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:06,866 I mean, if I told you 259 00:11:06,871 --> 00:11:08,268 all of our nation's secrets, 260 00:11:08,273 --> 00:11:10,337 they wouldn't be secrets anymore, would they? 261 00:11:10,342 --> 00:11:11,971 Yes. 262 00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:14,206 And who knows, there may even be a commendation for you 263 00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:15,608 from President Warren G. Harding, 264 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,177 once the case is declassified, you know. 265 00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:19,111 I believe she means Calvin Coolidge, 266 00:11:19,116 --> 00:11:21,113 'cause Mr. Harding is dead. 267 00:11:21,118 --> 00:11:24,950 People always get their interwar presidents mixed up. 268 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:27,153 I need you to focus. 269 00:11:27,158 --> 00:11:30,489 Are you ready to do the right thing by your country? 270 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:33,459 Mister, mister, tell us when the circus is. 271 00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:34,893 I want to go. 272 00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:36,929 When is it, you ask? 273 00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:39,969 Like, uh, exactly what time? 274 00:11:42,439 --> 00:11:44,470 You told them what? 275 00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:46,138 I'm sorry, Sara, I just panicked. 276 00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:47,740 I didn't mean to invite the whole town over tonight. 277 00:11:47,744 --> 00:11:48,974 Just take a breath, Gary. 278 00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:50,076 We'll figure something else out. 279 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,143 Okay, wait, you're saying 280 00:11:51,148 --> 00:11:53,378 people are coming here for an actual circus? 281 00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:54,712 Gary! 282 00:11:54,717 --> 00:11:56,581 All right, all right, everyone! 283 00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:58,983 Just calm down. Everything's gonna be fine 284 00:11:58,988 --> 00:12:01,719 once we open the safe. 285 00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,588 Ah! That's right. 286 00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:05,924 When the whole town comes over, we flash the hell out of 'em, 287 00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:08,826 and then we time courier our butts out of here! 288 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:10,662 - Yes! All right. - Classic. Classic. 289 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,597 That's right, another successful 290 00:12:12,602 --> 00:12:14,065 Legend missions in the books! 291 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,767 Ugh, it feels so good to be back on track. 292 00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:16,834 All right. 293 00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:19,450 _ 294 00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:23,208 Hm? 295 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,642 There's no time courier. 296 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:26,847 There's a note. 297 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:31,615 "Taking courier, beer run. Rory". 298 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,085 - Classic. - What? 299 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,120 There's no couriers, there's no flashers. 300 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,725 There's no... 301 00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:42,492 At least there's a Time Bureau manual. 302 00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:44,695 And gummy bears. 303 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:48,899 That's where I stashed my emergency supply. 304 00:12:48,904 --> 00:12:51,235 So that's it. Just a book and some gummies. 305 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,270 - No couriers. - No flashers. 306 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:55,940 - No mini-Gideon. - No breath mints. 307 00:12:55,945 --> 00:12:59,143 Hey, look, it's okay. You guys, it's gonna be okay. 308 00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:02,346 Look, as long as the town keeps buying our cover story, 309 00:13:02,351 --> 00:13:04,714 then we'll come up with plan B. 310 00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:06,353 It's gonna be great. 311 00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:08,841 _ 312 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:14,725 That fella wasn't Mr. Hoover at all! 313 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:18,695 Hair products, my foot. 314 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,064 Is this the Bureau of Investigation? 315 00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:23,567 This is Sheriff Thomas Wood of Odessa, Texas. 316 00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:27,140 I've got a situation down here you ought to know about. 317 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,364 Wow, so we're really doing this? 318 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:33,666 We're living in 1925 for a spell. 319 00:13:33,671 --> 00:13:35,535 1925 is a total hayseed year. 320 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,303 These people are covered in sunspots. 321 00:13:37,308 --> 00:13:39,405 Microdermabrasion, still decades away. 322 00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:40,841 Main thing I know about the '20s is that 323 00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:42,875 they invented a lot of dance moves. 324 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,445 Maybe we should get out of this small town 325 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,280 - and find the parties... - No, no, no, no, no, no! 326 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,847 No, that goes against Rule 23, 327 00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:49,717 which states that in order to limit potential damage 328 00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:52,652 to the timeline, marooned time travelers should stay in one... 329 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,186 one location. 330 00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:56,789 Okay, then we will stay put. All right? 331 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,791 We'll figure it out. First things first, 332 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,160 we got the whole town coming over tonight, 333 00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,361 and they are expecting a circus. 334 00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,296 We have to put on a show to protect our cover. 335 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,398 If there is no circus, they may inadvertently 336 00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:08,234 - see the Waverider wreckage... - Whoa! 337 00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:09,935 Which violates, like, half of this manual. 338 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,436 - That cannot happen. - Okay, well, 339 00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:15,041 I just hope that we get this done before... 340 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:16,976 Mami! 341 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,778 - You're early! - Hi! 342 00:14:18,783 --> 00:14:20,946 It looks like the humans won the War of the Worlds. 343 00:14:20,951 --> 00:14:23,515 We're all still here. 344 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,084 Mija, tell me, why are people in town 345 00:14:25,089 --> 00:14:27,386 asking about a circus on my property? 346 00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:28,955 We need to talk. 347 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,989 Are those my curtains? 348 00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:32,591 - Is that Celso's suit? - Yes. 349 00:14:36,699 --> 00:14:38,196 I don't see how this circus act 350 00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:39,931 gets us any closer to getting out of here. 351 00:14:39,936 --> 00:14:41,232 This is just triage, Astra. 352 00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:42,467 Dealing with the problem at hand. 353 00:14:42,471 --> 00:14:43,567 Without the Waverider, 354 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:44,903 we don't have a lot of options. 355 00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:47,505 So if we are to convince these town people 356 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:50,108 that we are actually a circus, 357 00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:52,877 we need to practice. Let's go. 358 00:14:52,882 --> 00:14:54,879 Want those juggling skills on point! 359 00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:58,386 - You juggle, right? - Is it that obvious? 360 00:15:00,924 --> 00:15:02,386 They need to distract everyone 361 00:15:02,391 --> 00:15:03,923 from seeing the remains of the timeship, 362 00:15:03,927 --> 00:15:05,523 which blew up. 363 00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:06,990 After the aliens attacked the house, 364 00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:10,060 and we were saved by space mushroom... 365 00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:12,230 Look, mija, 366 00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:14,064 I'm already on thin ice here. 367 00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:16,600 It's not easy for these people to accept a magical hero 368 00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:19,607 from another land living in their town. 369 00:15:22,177 --> 00:15:26,277 But I trust you. 370 00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:29,179 And if I am ostracized 371 00:15:29,184 --> 00:15:31,382 or arrested, 372 00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:34,418 then so be it, I'll deal with it. 373 00:15:34,423 --> 00:15:36,654 Because you're my daughter, 374 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:39,726 and I would do anything for you. 375 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:53,737 Looking good, looking good. 376 00:15:53,742 --> 00:15:55,072 I'm sorry, guys. 377 00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:57,507 I'm pulling the plug on this circus. 378 00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:59,009 What? What's wrong? 379 00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:00,811 Look, what's wrong is that this circus is going 380 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,313 to bring a lot of unwanted attention to my mom, 381 00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:05,148 and she already feels persecuted. 382 00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:06,850 This isn't just about us anymore. 383 00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:08,152 Every time we try to fix something, 384 00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:09,652 we just dig a bigger hole, 385 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,988 and my mom is going to be the one stuck paying for it. 386 00:16:16,597 --> 00:16:18,094 Look, we're sorry, Spooner. 387 00:16:18,099 --> 00:16:20,296 You're right. This isn't just about us. 388 00:16:20,301 --> 00:16:22,298 We'll get out of town and... 389 00:16:22,303 --> 00:16:23,666 we'll figure something else out. 390 00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:26,169 No more circus, no more commotion. 391 00:16:26,174 --> 00:16:28,437 Thank you. 392 00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,075 Where's Astra? 393 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:42,285 Surge a mortuis. 394 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,220 - What are you doing? - What does it look 395 00:16:44,225 --> 00:16:45,488 like I'm doing? 396 00:16:45,493 --> 00:16:47,756 Well, it looks like you're trying to fix the ship 397 00:16:47,761 --> 00:16:49,057 using John's resurrection spell, 398 00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:50,960 but that would be stupid, because it's for humans, 399 00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,328 not for timeships. 400 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,534 If John were here, this is exactly what he would do. 401 00:16:56,970 --> 00:17:00,336 Now shut up and let me concentrate. 402 00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:01,637 You might want to stand back. 403 00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:11,647 - Sheriff Thomas Wood? - In the flesh. 404 00:17:11,652 --> 00:17:13,081 You called the office in D.C. 405 00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:15,050 about someone impersonating a federal agent, 406 00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:16,918 namely me. 407 00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:19,054 J. Edgar Hoover. 408 00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:20,656 Luckily, we were just down the way in Midland, 409 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,694 so I thought I'd pay you a visit myself. 410 00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:28,663 Welcome to Odessa. 411 00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:31,732 I can't believe the top lawman in the country 412 00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:35,103 is standing in my very own station. 413 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:38,773 Again! The real one this time. 414 00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:41,776 Now, tell me more about this scoundrel. 415 00:17:43,649 --> 00:17:47,515 Surge a mortuis. 416 00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:03,367 Surge a mortuis! 417 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,817 Is she doing what I think she's doing? 418 00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,018 Whatever it is, 419 00:18:25,023 --> 00:18:27,086 it's pretty cool. 420 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,566 It's likely that this imposter is a member 421 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,400 of the Midland Robbery Gang, 422 00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:42,536 an outfit we've been tracking for some time. 423 00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,571 - Bank robbers. - That's right. 424 00:18:44,576 --> 00:18:45,873 And you just handed that degenerate 425 00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:47,874 a brand new safe to crack. 426 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,476 Now, which way did he go? 427 00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:53,416 Hell's bells, he could be anywhere by now. 428 00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:03,423 Astra? Maybe you should stop. 429 00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:04,823 You know, 'cause of the blood? 430 00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:08,861 If John could do this, I can do this. 431 00:19:08,866 --> 00:19:10,863 Damn it, Astra, stop it! 432 00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:13,499 Multi facti sunt... 433 00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:19,305 Astra! 434 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,117 Well, Sheriff, I reckon I know just 435 00:19:32,122 --> 00:19:35,323 where this imposter is trying to blow open that safe. 436 00:19:43,173 --> 00:19:44,673 Ow. 437 00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:48,674 Mm. 438 00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:51,875 I feel like I was run over by a bus. 439 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,377 Ow. 440 00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,495 And since isn't the med bay, 441 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,198 I'm guessing my spell didn't resurrect the Waverider. 442 00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:01,134 No, it didn't. 443 00:20:01,139 --> 00:20:03,169 What were you thinking? 444 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:06,172 Hey, a little sympathy? 445 00:20:06,177 --> 00:20:08,108 I got injured trying to help you. 446 00:20:08,113 --> 00:20:11,044 By creating another huge spectacle at my mom's house. 447 00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:12,746 Not what she needs right now. 448 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:14,647 I was the only one doing anything 449 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:17,420 to get this clown show out of Texas. 450 00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:21,755 Think it through next time. 451 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,965 No offense, but your mom lives in the boonies. 452 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,233 I doubt anyone noticed. 453 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,941 Someone did. 454 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:41,907 Guys, it's J. Edgar Hoover. 455 00:20:41,912 --> 00:20:43,476 The real one. 456 00:20:43,481 --> 00:20:44,944 He's gonna want to know who we are. 457 00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,680 So, we are doing the circus! 458 00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:50,049 No, no! Esperanza and I, 459 00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:51,217 we will talk to the men. 460 00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:52,785 Astra has to stay in bed, 461 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:55,121 but the rest of you cannot be here. 462 00:20:55,126 --> 00:20:57,289 - Okay, um... - Go, hide! 463 00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:59,492 It's too open concept in here to hide! 464 00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:01,127 Bedroom, bedroom. Go, go. 465 00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:02,595 Go, go, go. 466 00:21:13,778 --> 00:21:15,708 Evening, ladies. J. Edgar Hoover, 467 00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:17,143 Bureau of Investigation. 468 00:21:17,148 --> 00:21:20,079 Which one of you is Gloria Cruz? 469 00:21:20,084 --> 00:21:22,481 I am. 470 00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:23,983 How can I help you, sir? 471 00:21:23,988 --> 00:21:26,318 I've heard about some bank robbers in the area. 472 00:21:26,323 --> 00:21:28,453 Unsavory fellas. 473 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,422 Just checking to make sure you're safe. 474 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,424 Oh, well, no bank robbers. 475 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:34,660 Just enjoying a quiet afternoon. 476 00:21:34,665 --> 00:21:36,296 If you don't mind, I was talking to the owner 477 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,868 of the property in question. 478 00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,003 - I don't think it's working. - Why not? 479 00:21:45,008 --> 00:21:46,941 - Shh. - Try the closet. 480 00:21:49,713 --> 00:21:52,243 - It's locked. - Zari, the key. 481 00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:53,778 John said we'd find out what it's for. 482 00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:55,980 Maybe it's this. 483 00:21:55,985 --> 00:21:57,549 Okay. 484 00:21:57,554 --> 00:21:59,984 Fine. 485 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,158 No! 486 00:22:14,037 --> 00:22:16,534 I think we'll have a look around. 487 00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:18,970 Just to be sure. 488 00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:22,910 I have a patient in there. She's recuperating. 489 00:22:26,216 --> 00:22:29,083 Go, go. Just go, go, go. 490 00:22:38,061 --> 00:22:39,894 Where are we? 491 00:22:47,871 --> 00:22:49,870 The Mansion? 492 00:22:53,408 --> 00:22:55,441 Hey. 493 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:16,860 So if we're in the Mansion, 494 00:23:16,865 --> 00:23:18,228 does that mean it's present-day? 495 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,330 Did we make it out of 1925? 496 00:23:20,335 --> 00:23:21,831 No, and yes. 497 00:23:21,836 --> 00:23:24,367 But we're not in any year at all. 498 00:23:24,372 --> 00:23:26,235 Gary. 499 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,504 This isn't really the Mansion. 500 00:23:27,509 --> 00:23:29,172 It's a pocket dimension 501 00:23:29,177 --> 00:23:31,007 that John made for himself. 502 00:23:31,012 --> 00:23:32,909 John wanted a place where he could be all alone, 503 00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:35,878 so he... he conjured it. 504 00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:38,815 So, if we go out the front door... 505 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:49,826 Is this a pocket dimension in Hell, Gary? 506 00:23:49,831 --> 00:23:54,036 I'd recommend only exiting through the door we came in. 507 00:23:57,572 --> 00:24:01,103 Why would John give me this place? 508 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,700 Is it possible that man is so conceited 509 00:24:03,705 --> 00:24:07,810 he thinks I need an alternate dimension to get over him? 510 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,579 I don't know everything about John, 511 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,315 but I know he loved you. 512 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,783 Maybe he just thought you could use a nice, 513 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:17,386 quiet place to be alone, 514 00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:19,989 out of the spotlight for once? 515 00:24:19,994 --> 00:24:22,658 Out of the spotlight? 516 00:24:22,663 --> 00:24:24,793 B, I thrive in the spotlight. 517 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,863 It's where I'm most me. 518 00:24:26,868 --> 00:24:29,765 You're acting like I need to find myself, 519 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:33,975 but I'm not hiding. It... 520 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,542 There's an answer in here somewhere. 521 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:44,212 It's just a book of rules, babe. 522 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,214 Rules we should be following, okay? 523 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,615 We almost ruined Gloria's life, 524 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,085 and we almost interacted with Hoover, 525 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:50,818 which means we almost changed history. 526 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,654 Yeah, but we didn't, huh? 527 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,391 Just... 528 00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:58,059 Babe. 529 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:01,296 Hey, will you look at me? 530 00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:03,365 I know it feels like the walls are closing in, 531 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:05,800 - but we will figure this out. - You keep saying that. 532 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,302 Okay, Sara? But we're getting sloppy. 533 00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:08,736 And without memory flashers 534 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,504 or time couriers or Gideon to guide us, 535 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,339 we are lost, okay? 536 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,408 And you really think that manual will help? 537 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:17,511 Probably not, but I just... 538 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,080 I need to. 539 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:23,517 - Okay. - Okay. 540 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,087 You keep reading. 541 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,859 I have reason to suspect 542 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:33,995 that the Midland Robbery Gang 543 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,462 are holed up around here. 544 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,231 Sheriff Wood said one of the gang members 545 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,634 got ahold of a peculiar safe that was in his possession. 546 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:43,037 Mind if we search your property, ma'am? 547 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:47,247 Does it really matter if I say yes or no? 548 00:25:47,252 --> 00:25:49,319 Smart woman. 549 00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:59,285 Okay, I overheard Hoover leaving. 550 00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:01,290 All right, guys, let's go! 551 00:26:02,693 --> 00:26:06,225 Hey, you coming? 552 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,962 Actually, I think I'm gonna just 553 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,563 stay for a little bit. 554 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:13,366 Oh, good for you, sis. 555 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:16,102 And in case you feel like slowing things down a little... 556 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:19,371 What does that mean? 557 00:26:19,376 --> 00:26:21,306 Oh, brother. 558 00:26:26,049 --> 00:26:27,245 Come on. 559 00:26:35,225 --> 00:26:36,654 - Whoo! - You're back. 560 00:26:36,659 --> 00:26:38,290 How did Hoover not see you guys? 561 00:26:38,295 --> 00:26:40,692 Oh, we just hopped over to another plane of existence 562 00:26:40,697 --> 00:26:42,494 where space and time don't function normally. 563 00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:45,063 - No big whoop. - You know, we could just 564 00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:46,398 hide out in the Mansion. 565 00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:47,832 We'd be out of Gloria's way. 566 00:26:47,837 --> 00:26:49,901 Hiding isn't gonna get us back to our timeline 567 00:26:49,906 --> 00:26:51,668 or help us figure out who blew up our ship. 568 00:26:51,673 --> 00:26:54,472 - So, where do we go? - New York City. 569 00:26:54,477 --> 00:26:56,974 Guys, the manual mentions an obscure scientist 570 00:26:56,979 --> 00:26:58,909 who laid the foundation for all of time travel, 571 00:26:58,914 --> 00:27:01,212 a guy named Dr. Gwynn Davies. 572 00:27:01,217 --> 00:27:03,481 He's alive right now, in 1925, 573 00:27:03,486 --> 00:27:05,149 and he lives in New York. 574 00:27:05,154 --> 00:27:06,517 - That could work. - Right? 575 00:27:06,522 --> 00:27:08,419 And you're okay if we leave here? 576 00:27:08,424 --> 00:27:10,287 I guess, as long as we have a plan. 577 00:27:10,292 --> 00:27:13,090 Good, because y'all gotta go. 578 00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,125 I mean, J. Edgar Hoover's suspicious of my mom. 579 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:17,395 Thinks she's harboring some bank robbers, 580 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,097 the Midland Gang or something. 581 00:27:20,102 --> 00:27:21,732 Hoover's indefatigable. 582 00:27:21,737 --> 00:27:23,334 He's a bloodhound. 583 00:27:23,339 --> 00:27:27,004 He won't let go of our scent until he's won. 584 00:27:32,915 --> 00:27:34,545 Then let's give him what he wants. 585 00:27:34,550 --> 00:27:37,581 Make him think he was right. 586 00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,917 We will be the bank robbers. 587 00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:42,418 We'll lead him out of Texas, away from Gloria, 588 00:27:42,423 --> 00:27:45,055 and all the while, making our way to New York City. 589 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,991 Bank robbers were a big deal in the 1920s. 590 00:27:47,996 --> 00:27:49,726 And we'd certainly grab his attention. 591 00:27:49,731 --> 00:27:51,461 Yeah, and all we have to do 592 00:27:51,466 --> 00:27:52,929 is rob some banks. 593 00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:54,397 I mean, yes, please... 594 00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:57,002 Can I just have a word with you for a minute? 595 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,036 You want to go on a crime spree? 596 00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:01,986 I mean, I don't even like the idea of leaving this house, 597 00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:03,954 but since we have to... listen to me, 598 00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:06,623 we need to make very small footprints. 599 00:28:06,628 --> 00:28:08,226 And remember, we don't even have our equipment. 600 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:11,128 - What if somebody... - Babe, look, you're right. 601 00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:12,863 And I'm scared too. 602 00:28:12,868 --> 00:28:15,999 But I believe in us, and I believe in our team. 603 00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:18,702 We're more than time travel and superpowers 604 00:28:18,707 --> 00:28:20,370 and gadgets and manuals. 605 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,906 We are the Legends, and we can pull this off. 606 00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,474 I know we can. 607 00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:27,476 And as soon as we can time travel again, 608 00:28:27,481 --> 00:28:30,446 we'll go and fix all the changes that we made. 609 00:28:30,451 --> 00:28:33,515 You can make a... you can make a list 610 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,484 of timeline IOUs. 611 00:28:35,489 --> 00:28:37,019 You love lists. 612 00:28:37,024 --> 00:28:40,021 And then we will cross them off, every single one. 613 00:28:40,026 --> 00:28:42,891 - Every single one. - Every single one. 614 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:44,626 Hmm? 615 00:28:44,631 --> 00:28:47,566 Mm! Fine. 616 00:28:50,704 --> 00:28:52,268 All right, crime spree it is. 617 00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,936 But just until we can time travel again. 618 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,872 I'd like to stay here with my mom for a bit. 619 00:28:56,877 --> 00:28:59,341 Astra should say too, until she's fully recovered. 620 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:01,076 Okay, we'll just pick you guys up 621 00:29:01,081 --> 00:29:02,878 after we help invent time travel. 622 00:29:02,883 --> 00:29:05,181 Guys. 623 00:29:05,186 --> 00:29:07,549 Hoover's back. 624 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:15,724 Y'all are gonna get my mom arrested. 625 00:29:15,729 --> 00:29:17,492 Gloria! 626 00:29:17,497 --> 00:29:19,928 Do you have any rope? 627 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,064 Gloria Cruz, 628 00:29:22,069 --> 00:29:25,801 you've been withholding information. 629 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,836 It's the Midland Gang. They just left. 630 00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:29,504 They forced us to cooperate! 631 00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:31,773 They said they were going to kill us. 632 00:29:33,246 --> 00:29:34,676 Come on, babe, let's go! 633 00:29:34,681 --> 00:29:37,012 - Hurry, Sara! - I'm coming, hold on! 634 00:29:37,017 --> 00:29:38,714 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Get in the car! 635 00:29:38,718 --> 00:29:42,153 Come on, Nate! Come on, come on, get on! 636 00:29:46,992 --> 00:29:50,494 - See ya later, J. Edgar! - Whoo! 637 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:57,100 Should've peed before we left Gloria's. 638 00:30:05,817 --> 00:30:08,014 _ 639 00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:24,425 Hmm. 640 00:30:24,430 --> 00:30:25,959 Sorry. 641 00:30:46,551 --> 00:30:49,716 Hit the floor, boys, this is a robbery. 642 00:30:53,024 --> 00:30:54,990 Not our first rodeo. 643 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,058 Whoa, sorry, little lady. Uh, bank's closed. 644 00:30:59,063 --> 00:31:02,295 Little lady? Who do you think you are? 645 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,130 Why are your teeth so pretty? 646 00:31:04,135 --> 00:31:05,198 Fluoride. 647 00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:07,333 Now, you heard me. Go on, get. Get! 648 00:31:07,338 --> 00:31:08,801 This is a robbery. 649 00:31:08,806 --> 00:31:11,804 I know robberies. You're running crowd control. 650 00:31:11,809 --> 00:31:13,305 Ya heard the lady. 651 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:14,740 Get on the ground. 652 00:31:14,745 --> 00:31:16,709 And you, I want you to go to the safe 653 00:31:16,714 --> 00:31:18,744 and get me $93.65. 654 00:31:18,749 --> 00:31:21,113 Okay, okay. 655 00:31:21,118 --> 00:31:22,148 - 93... - Yeah. 656 00:31:22,153 --> 00:31:23,349 I did the calculation, babe. 657 00:31:23,354 --> 00:31:24,651 It's all we need to get to New York City. 658 00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:26,219 Small footprints, you promised. 659 00:31:26,224 --> 00:31:27,887 - And give me the money! - Well, actually, 660 00:31:27,892 --> 00:31:29,621 I have enough here in the till. 661 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:32,624 No need to open the safe. 662 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:33,860 All right, look. 663 00:31:33,865 --> 00:31:35,161 We weren't gonna say anything 664 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:38,765 till after the robbery, but come here. 665 00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:40,067 We're the Midland Gang. 666 00:31:40,071 --> 00:31:41,099 - No, way! - Yeah. 667 00:31:41,104 --> 00:31:42,901 I love the Midland Gang! 668 00:31:42,906 --> 00:31:45,136 Huge fan. 669 00:31:46,309 --> 00:31:48,674 I said get all the way down on the ground, boys. 670 00:31:48,679 --> 00:31:50,375 Ava keeps shooting the ceiling. 671 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:52,310 She hates ceilings. 672 00:31:52,315 --> 00:31:53,945 Two women? 673 00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:56,781 There's no women in the Midland Gang. 674 00:31:56,786 --> 00:31:59,417 You can steal money from a bank, fine. 675 00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,719 But you don't steal somebody's gang name! 676 00:32:01,724 --> 00:32:03,688 All right, lady, look, we don't have a gang name. 677 00:32:03,693 --> 00:32:05,924 - Okay? - Well, gotta have a gang name. 678 00:32:05,929 --> 00:32:06,958 It's patriotic. 679 00:32:06,963 --> 00:32:08,793 Oh, oh, what about 680 00:32:08,798 --> 00:32:10,161 the Legends... 681 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,930 of Tomorrow? 682 00:32:11,935 --> 00:32:13,231 Uh, it's wordy. 683 00:32:13,236 --> 00:32:14,665 It is. 684 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,001 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 685 00:32:16,006 --> 00:32:18,603 The Bullet Blondes. 686 00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:20,004 Well, it's not just Sara and Ava. 687 00:32:20,009 --> 00:32:21,272 We're in the gang too. 688 00:32:21,277 --> 00:32:24,275 They're doing all the heavy lifting. 689 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,543 Bullet Blondes. 690 00:32:25,548 --> 00:32:28,245 Damn it, B, it is catchy. 691 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,348 - Hmm, the Bullet Blondes. - The Bullet Blondes. 692 00:32:31,353 --> 00:32:33,284 The Bullet Blondes. 693 00:32:33,289 --> 00:32:37,494 This robbery is the work of the Bullet Blondes! 694 00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:40,263 The Bullet Blondes! 695 00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:41,699 You gotta be kidding me. 696 00:32:41,704 --> 00:32:43,360 Now, y'all gonna put your heads down 697 00:32:43,365 --> 00:32:45,096 and count to 100, and pretend you never saw us. 698 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:46,130 - Yeah! - Yeah. 699 00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:47,665 Ooh, wait, wait, and, um, 700 00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:49,301 go about your lives like none of this ever happened, 701 00:32:49,305 --> 00:32:51,569 completing any historically significant events 702 00:32:51,574 --> 00:32:53,269 you might otherwise have done. 703 00:32:53,274 --> 00:32:55,872 Let's go. 704 00:32:55,877 --> 00:32:57,407 Make way for the Bullet Blondes! 705 00:32:57,412 --> 00:33:00,109 Whoo, the Bullet Blondes! Whoo-hoo! 706 00:33:00,114 --> 00:33:02,913 Thank you all for you cooperation! 707 00:33:02,918 --> 00:33:04,681 Sorry about the guns! 708 00:33:04,686 --> 00:33:07,784 The Bullet Blondes! Bullet Blondes! 709 00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:09,853 The Bullet Blondes, I like it. 710 00:33:09,858 --> 00:33:11,221 Have to admit you were right, babe. 711 00:33:11,225 --> 00:33:12,423 That went off without a hitch. 712 00:33:12,427 --> 00:33:14,224 Guess we're the Bullet Blondes now. 713 00:33:19,133 --> 00:33:21,396 Come on, Gary, let's go! 714 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:31,105 Whoo! $93.65 never felt so sweet. 715 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,542 I don't think that's gonna change history, 716 00:33:32,546 --> 00:33:34,243 but I am gonna write it down on our to-do ledger, 717 00:33:34,247 --> 00:33:35,711 just to be sure that it doesn't. 718 00:33:35,716 --> 00:33:37,212 - Hopefully Hoover is on our scent. - _ 719 00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:38,448 He's gonna follow us out of town, 720 00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:39,515 away from Gloria's house. 721 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,516 Next stop, New York City. 722 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,051 - Whoo! - Uh-oh. 723 00:33:43,056 --> 00:33:45,724 Guys, something's up ahead. 724 00:33:47,561 --> 00:33:50,392 What he already roadblocked us? 725 00:33:50,397 --> 00:33:51,994 Damn, that Hoover works fast. 726 00:33:51,999 --> 00:33:55,030 He's indefatigable. 727 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:57,032 It's over, Bullet Blondes. 728 00:33:57,037 --> 00:34:01,006 Get out of the car and put your hands on the ground. 729 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,207 - Gun it. - What? 730 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:06,608 Are you sure? 731 00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:08,576 I bet he's a pretty good aim with that gun. 732 00:34:08,581 --> 00:34:10,545 That's a good point. Nate, get behind the wheel 733 00:34:10,550 --> 00:34:11,814 in case he opens fire. Come on, Gary, 734 00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:13,015 Let's go, come on, let's go. 735 00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:16,684 Go, Gary. 736 00:34:16,689 --> 00:34:18,286 Feet out of my face. 737 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:21,289 Oh, God, oh, God. 738 00:34:21,294 --> 00:34:23,258 - All right, let's do it. - Everyone else, 739 00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:25,494 get down, get down, get down. 740 00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:27,629 I said small footprints, Sara. 741 00:34:27,634 --> 00:34:28,729 Don't worry about it, babe. 742 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:31,499 We'll fix everything, I promise. 743 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,087 Whoo! 744 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:55,389 Yeah! 745 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,358 We made it! 746 00:34:57,363 --> 00:35:01,127 Did you guys hear something? 747 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,563 Yeah. 748 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,631 Oh! It's a fan... 749 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,867 - What? - It's a fabbable. 750 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,269 - What are you trying to say? - Something about bubbles. 751 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:12,405 - Indefatigable! - What? 752 00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:23,149 Oh, my... 753 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:25,485 - what did you do? - I don't know. 754 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:32,759 This is not happening. This is not happening! 755 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,093 Hoover can't die. 756 00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:37,463 Hoover... Hoover can't die! 757 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:39,164 Oh! 758 00:35:39,169 --> 00:35:41,968 Oh, my God. Thank God, he's alive. 759 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,036 Indefatigable. 760 00:35:45,442 --> 00:35:47,039 What? What'd he say? What'd he say? 761 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:48,941 - I don't know. - What'd you say? 762 00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:52,377 I said... 763 00:35:52,382 --> 00:35:53,713 "I never miss twice". 764 00:35:54,723 --> 00:35:56,954 - Ah! - Oh! 765 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,124 I killed J. Edgar Hoover. 766 00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:08,631 I killed J. Edgar Hoover! 767 00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:12,095 I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. 768 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:13,363 That was... that was... 769 00:36:13,368 --> 00:36:15,196 - Sara, I am sorry. - I know, I know. 770 00:36:15,201 --> 00:36:18,895 He's, uh, very important to the timeline. 771 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,230 The timeline? The timeline is ruined. 772 00:36:21,235 --> 00:36:24,133 History is ruined, and we don't even have Gideon here 773 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,801 to tell us how badly we've ruined it. 774 00:36:25,806 --> 00:36:26,969 That's it. 775 00:36:26,974 --> 00:36:28,504 I want to die. Goodbye. 776 00:36:28,509 --> 00:36:29,539 I give up. 777 00:36:29,544 --> 00:36:31,006 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. 778 00:36:31,011 --> 00:36:33,509 - Goodbye! - Babe? 779 00:36:33,514 --> 00:36:34,710 Did we break Ava? 780 00:36:34,715 --> 00:36:36,378 Hey, hey, babe, you okay? 781 00:36:36,383 --> 00:36:38,948 - No. - Yeah, you're okay. 782 00:36:38,953 --> 00:36:40,551 Look, I know I talked you into this plan, 783 00:36:40,555 --> 00:36:42,885 and it has admittedly gone sideways. 784 00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:45,220 But we are... we're pretty committed, okay? 785 00:36:45,225 --> 00:36:46,656 So we gotta see this one through. 786 00:36:46,661 --> 00:36:48,757 - I can't... - Yes, you can, and then 787 00:36:48,762 --> 00:36:50,258 when we get back to 2021, 788 00:36:50,263 --> 00:36:52,493 we are gonna go on a real honeymoon. 789 00:36:52,498 --> 00:36:54,896 It'll be on the beach, we'll walk hand-in-hand. 790 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:58,266 We'll... we'll listen to one of your Stabcast podcasts 791 00:36:58,271 --> 00:37:00,168 and watch the sunset. It'll be like... 792 00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:03,137 Stabcast. 793 00:37:03,142 --> 00:37:06,007 That's it. 794 00:37:06,012 --> 00:37:07,976 There are no witnesses. 795 00:37:07,981 --> 00:37:09,745 We're lucky. 796 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,446 We gotta hit the road, fast. 797 00:37:11,451 --> 00:37:13,982 But first, 798 00:37:13,987 --> 00:37:16,985 we gotta get rid of the body. 799 00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:19,488 - Ava? - Gary, that's your job. 800 00:37:19,493 --> 00:37:20,756 Lose the glasses. 801 00:37:20,761 --> 00:37:22,355 Oh! 802 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,857 You want me to eat 803 00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:25,093 one of the most important figures 804 00:37:25,097 --> 00:37:26,594 of the 20th century? 805 00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:28,496 We gotta get to New York, and we gotta there fast. 806 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,930 We gotta find this Gwynn Davies 807 00:37:29,935 --> 00:37:31,466 without messing up the timeline any more, 808 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:33,200 and the first thing to do 809 00:37:33,205 --> 00:37:34,667 is to eat this body. 810 00:37:34,672 --> 00:37:36,503 What has gotten into you? 811 00:37:36,508 --> 00:37:39,773 I have been reading true crime stories my entire life. 812 00:37:39,778 --> 00:37:40,874 This is my time to shine. 813 00:37:40,879 --> 00:37:44,211 Shut up and eat up, Gary. 814 00:37:44,216 --> 00:37:46,814 You're in the Bullet Blondes now. 815 00:37:46,819 --> 00:37:49,416 I'm a Bullet Blonde? 816 00:37:49,421 --> 00:37:51,619 I swear I take no pleasure in this. 817 00:37:51,624 --> 00:37:53,220 Beyond just the taste of human meat, 818 00:37:53,225 --> 00:37:56,356 which as you know, I find... 819 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:57,858 quite delicious. 820 00:37:57,863 --> 00:37:59,458 Do it, Gary. 821 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,231 Astra, you're up. 822 00:38:12,236 --> 00:38:15,635 Yeah, thought I'd make myself useful. 823 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,006 That's very sweet. 824 00:38:19,043 --> 00:38:22,241 You're capable of so much more than picking vegetables. 825 00:38:22,246 --> 00:38:24,243 I have just recovered. 826 00:38:24,248 --> 00:38:26,682 You have a terrible bedside manner. 827 00:38:29,386 --> 00:38:31,886 Tell me, what did you do to hurt yourself so much? 828 00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:35,654 I tried to perform a spell that I wasn't ready for, 829 00:38:35,659 --> 00:38:37,491 and it nearly destroyed me. 830 00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:40,725 My former mentor would be 831 00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:43,094 so disappointed if he were here right now, 832 00:38:43,099 --> 00:38:45,229 saying I have to be willing to walk alone 833 00:38:45,234 --> 00:38:47,502 and risk it all if I want to succeed. 834 00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:58,677 You know, my mother was a great healer. 835 00:38:58,682 --> 00:39:02,013 She taught me everything that she knew. 836 00:39:02,018 --> 00:39:05,483 But I was terrible at it. 837 00:39:05,488 --> 00:39:08,486 It wasn't until I was able to cast off her training, 838 00:39:08,491 --> 00:39:12,696 start fresh in a way that reflected who I am, 839 00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:15,025 that I truly became a healer myself. 840 00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:17,195 Yeah, but... 841 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,831 walk alone, sacrifice yourself, 842 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:23,370 that's what magic is about. 843 00:39:27,843 --> 00:39:32,048 Your mentor taught you how he did magic, yeah? 844 00:39:32,053 --> 00:39:34,553 But you're not him. 845 00:39:38,954 --> 00:39:40,550 R.I.P. 846 00:39:40,555 --> 00:39:43,286 So you're just gonna bury the pieces of the Waverider? 847 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:45,989 Well, it ain't gonna bury itself. 848 00:39:45,994 --> 00:39:47,524 I'm gonna miss the old girl. 849 00:39:47,529 --> 00:39:48,725 Really? 850 00:39:48,730 --> 00:39:50,963 Astra Logue getting sentimental. 851 00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:55,132 Look, I'm sorry 852 00:39:55,137 --> 00:39:56,866 I brought the cops to your mom's place. 853 00:39:56,871 --> 00:39:58,668 I don't blame you for being pissed about it. 854 00:39:58,673 --> 00:40:01,571 No, I get it. You were trying to help. 855 00:40:01,576 --> 00:40:03,906 I wasn't just trying to help you, though. 856 00:40:03,911 --> 00:40:08,116 I was trying to prove myself to replace John. 857 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:11,047 I just wanted to show everyone that I was worthy, 858 00:40:11,052 --> 00:40:13,982 which I guess I'm not. 859 00:40:13,987 --> 00:40:15,917 John? 860 00:40:15,922 --> 00:40:18,254 We don't need another John. 861 00:40:18,259 --> 00:40:20,256 We need you. 862 00:40:20,261 --> 00:40:24,360 Astra, I wasn't mad about the cops. 863 00:40:24,365 --> 00:40:25,727 I wasn't happy about them, 864 00:40:25,732 --> 00:40:29,131 but I was upset that you almost died. 865 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:30,732 I like having you around. 866 00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:32,771 You're like my best friend. 867 00:40:35,742 --> 00:40:38,377 No one's ever said that to me. 868 00:40:40,281 --> 00:40:43,111 But you're mine too. 869 00:40:43,116 --> 00:40:44,446 Good. 870 00:40:44,451 --> 00:40:47,416 And if anything goes wrong, we'll handle it. 871 00:40:47,421 --> 00:40:50,418 I got your back. 872 00:40:50,423 --> 00:40:52,420 You know, it's too bad. 873 00:40:52,425 --> 00:40:55,057 I almost finished that spell. 874 00:40:55,062 --> 00:40:56,158 You didn't finish it? 875 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:58,894 No, it was too much for me. 876 00:40:58,899 --> 00:41:01,563 I bet John would've finished it. 877 00:41:01,568 --> 00:41:03,065 Unum. 878 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,966 That was the last word. 879 00:41:04,971 --> 00:41:08,570 Unum? Sounds mysterious. 880 00:41:08,575 --> 00:41:10,906 Wish Gideon was here to make us a nice steak. 881 00:41:10,911 --> 00:41:12,941 Steak? Okay, I wish Gideon was here 882 00:41:12,946 --> 00:41:14,776 to make us a drink. 883 00:41:14,781 --> 00:41:17,779 - Mezcal. - Eh? 884 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,785 Who the hell is that? 885 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,703 Ay, dios mio. 886 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,643 Gideon? 887 00:41:45,648 --> 00:41:47,848 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -