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Oh shit.

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I'm sittin' here looking
at timestamped photos

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of the Dimases outside before
the fire alarm even went off!

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Oh God.

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There may still be a
murderer in the building.

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You mean my girlfriend was right?

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I don't know, you guys. Don't you
think it feels a little too easy?

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I'd take another look at Howard.

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Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan!

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Jan, we kinda worked on
this as a team together.

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And I'm not on the team.

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- Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
- Oh, I would.

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No, no, you have great ideas!

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Charles, let her go! We're on the clock!

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What is wrong with you?

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Is it cancer?

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It's anxiety. It happens
sometimes when I talk to people.

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They're cleaning out Tim
Kono's apartment tomorrow,

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so we're gonna look around for
clues before everything's gone.

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Sex toys! We got sex toys, people!

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Remember not to judge. There's
nothing... Nothing shameful about...

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deviant sexual pursuits.

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_

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Jan!

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Jan! J... Help!

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Anybody! Help!

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New York in winter is
no friend of the bassoon.

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A cold instrument will go flat on you.

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It takes extra time
and care to warm her up.

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To make her feel comfortable
in your hands again.

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Jan! We're getting help!

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Help! Anybody! We're getting help...

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I've avoided giving my
bassoon a name, like Betty,

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preferring to think of her
as a beautiful stranger.

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To make it special
every time I pick her up.

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Like we're meeting for the first time.

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Learning if we might
play well with each other,

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if we might work as one,

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which is the only way it can work.

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Don't adjust without my help.

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I'm fine.

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You're wincing. I can see you wince.

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There's no way you can
play a concert tomorrow.

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All I have to do is sit.

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And blow.

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No comment on that?

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I mean, I enjoyed hearing you say it.

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Ow.

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You know, I want to kill
whoever did this to you.

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If it was Howard the cat guy,
who you tried to remind us of,

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I want to snap his leg off like
I snapped off his cat's leg.

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I don't know that story. That's hot.

53
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You know, you should've
mentioned Howard to the cops.

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You need some proof to do that,

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- and I never saw the person.
- Yeah.

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I can't believe I let
myself get distracted.

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First, by Oliver and
his idiot Sting theory,

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and then by Mabel,

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and the jewels, and the Dimases.

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Well, you guys did solve one murder.

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- _
- Just not Tim Kono.

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You could've been killed.

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All because they had
to rush out a podcast.

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You know...

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I need to tell them I'm out.

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And, you know, cutting people
loose is not one of my things.

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Mabel's gonna be looking at me
with those damn cocker spaniel eyes.

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Look, I support what you want,

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but this means a lot to you. They do.

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They do.

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Well, at least one of 'em does.

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But you mean more.

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You know what?

74
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I want to take you away from
this building to some place sunny.

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You know, I can get tan, although I turn
sort of a, you know, pinkish-lavender.

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Lester?

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Now?

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Okay, fine...

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Is... Someone's coming up?

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Pataki, my stunt double from Brazzos.

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Your stunt double from 20
years ago just pops over?

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Yeah, it's a thing. Pataki makes
it a point to stop by every year

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when the big stunt awards are in
town, like we're still best buds.

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I forgot it was this week.

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- Well, nice to stay connected.
- No.

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Bad timing, which is
also a Pataki thing.

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We have kind of a complicated history,
but I'm gonna make this go away.

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Savage!

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Well. Who do we have here?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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- _
- We here

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at Only Murders in the Building

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want to issue just a quick correction

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regarding last week's episode.

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We now know the true killer of Tim Kono

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was not Teddy or Theo Dimas.

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So, you know, just...
forget about that.

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That's what they call a retraction

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in the high halls of
journalistic integrity.

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All part of the thrill of being

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the first investigative
podcast to publish as we go.

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The good news is

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this means last week's
episode was not our finale.

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- _
- And we can all still enjoy

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- _
- the fine dips and wraps

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from Dimas Delis, safe in the knowledge

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that the owners haven't murdered
anyone in the last few months.

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Am I the only one happy the Dimases

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got accused of something they didn't do?

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Back at you, fuckers.

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I like it, too, but who killed Tim?

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I mean, there was a note on
Jan's door before she got stabbed.

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There was a note on Oliver's
door before his dog got poisoned.

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So what, there's just
this person running around

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leaving notes, poisoning,
and stabbing, and...

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Wait, did you just...

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Yeah, it took you long enough.

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Hm.

119
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I had to clean it up.
My dad's taking me upstate

120
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to meet this lawyer who says he
can help me get my name cleared.

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All thanks to you.

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I don't know if I like it.

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- Why don't we see?
- Yeah.

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- Do you like it? Yeah?
- I like it.

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I like it.

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_

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Okay...

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So, for the next six hours,
I'm fightin' off a live gator

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with a broken-off bourbon bottle,

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and this guy's complaining about
a sunburn he got on an airboat.

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I can't believe he didn't
tell you this story.

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Well, we've only known
each other a few weeks,

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and half that time, I've been recovering

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from an assault/stabbing.

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Oh, adorable.

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So you two are freshly in lurrrve?

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Learning each other's foibles,

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discovering what makes the other climax.

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And you're getting with him
right as he's heating up,

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what with this podcast.

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- I don't know about "heating up."
- Hey, hey.

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I've been listening,
okay? I saw you on Fallon.

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You are about to get Tarantino'd, man!

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And you're gonna need me

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by your side for the resurgence.

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Ah. Fuckaroonies, it's my agent.

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I have to take this.

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Hello, Sy.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, I'm with him right
now. He looks great! Mwah!

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Probably gonna have to age
me up just a little bit.

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Yeah, some jowls, some eye
stuff, and then we're good to go.

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Okay. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, listen, um, I gotta
talk to him about my next gig.

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I'm doubling for Tilda Swinton.
Hm. Can I, uh...

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Yeah, you can take it in the next room.

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Oh! Tilda's shoulder,
hip measurement? Exact same as yours.

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Hey, Jan, you think you could,
uh, rustle up a little coffee?

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She's kind of a kick.

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Yeah, everybody loves Sazz.

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Sazz? That's her first name?

162
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Yeah. Sazz was always more
popular than I was on the set,

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and she was better at
everything than I was.

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I doubt that.

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Oh really? Well, ask my ex-girlfriend,
Cookie, who left me for Sazz.

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What?

167
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Yeah, season six. And then, I had
to spend three more seasons with her

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while she shacked up with Cookie.

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I couldn't fire her 'cause
the crew would hate me.

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- Well now, I don't like her.
- Hm.

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I don't want you feeling second
to anyone, Charles-Haden Savage.

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- I'll get that.
- I'll get the coffee.

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- Hey, how you feeling?
- Oh, better.

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I have the best caretaker
looking after me.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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Where is that good guy?

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You hear that, Brazzos?
You still got it.

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- Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry.
- Ah!

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What up!

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- Ah! The fuck?
- Ah!

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My stunt double from Brazzos.

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Sazz Pataki. Happens all the time.

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Oh, you're...

184
00:10:05,868 --> 00:10:08,024
Wow, that's pretty
progressive for the early '90s.

185
00:10:08,029 --> 00:10:09,938
Yeah, well, I've been
called a groundbreaker,

186
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among other things.

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A stuntwoman. That's badass.

188
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I did some of my own stunts.

189
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Yeah, you rode a bike.

190
00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,493
Mm. Anybody want coffee?

191
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- Uh, sure.
- Yeah, I guess.

192
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- I got it.
- Thank you.

193
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,985
You know, I've been looking
at your, uh, beautiful mind

194
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situation back there.

195
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I have some thoughts.

196
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Hm.

197
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So, Bunny's a fuckface.

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00:10:35,474 --> 00:10:38,313
Oh! Hey, Jan. How's your back?

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00:10:38,318 --> 00:10:40,844
- Oh, better if I hunch.
- Oh, terrific.

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Got a little kerfuffle at my place.

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Bunny changed the locks on me

202
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but she let me back in
to grab a few things.

203
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:51,025
Obviously, I'm not moving
in permanently. Is he here?

204
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,047
- He's in there.
- Alright.

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00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:55,360
Charles! I need to camp...

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Okay.

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I don't know what work you've had done,

208
00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:03,129
but it's too much,

209
00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:05,914
and that is not the
response you first want.

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00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:11,849
- Is that filler?
- I'm over here.

211
00:11:13,562 --> 00:11:15,438
What the...

212
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,506
What is this, Face/Off?

213
00:11:20,662 --> 00:11:23,720
How any of this connects
to whoever stabbed Jan,

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00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,000
if it's Howard,

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00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,600
- I just don't get this yet.
- Well, look,

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we know that Tim
threatened Howard with a gun

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because his cat kept
going into Tim's apartment.

218
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- What if... W-w-what if we s...
- Gang.

219
00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:38,141
Might I offer up a notion here?

220
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You're missing one very big thing.

221
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Motive.

222
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,740
This was a crime of passion.

223
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:47,000
Tim Kono was drugged, then shot.

224
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Well, that requires premeditation.

225
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Romantic fury. The desire
to see someone suffer

226
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before you blow their brains out!

227
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:56,545
- Huh. Okay, yeah...
- Interesting...

228
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Fascinating, but the
cops are on this now,

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- and our track record is lousy.
- Sazz,

230
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can I show you the suicide notes?

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Bring 'em on, hon.

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00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:04,558
Uh,

233
00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:07,483
I'd like to point out that
when I offered to help,

234
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everyone sent me home to get stabbed.

235
00:12:09,716 --> 00:12:12,019
Sazz is a stunt double, Jan.

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I think she knows what
she's talking about.

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And here it is.

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"I'm just tired of feeling lonely."

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00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:21,247
Might I offer that is not what
you write to cover a suicide.

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00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:23,420
You use words like "I want to die."

241
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This is an accidental confession

242
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- from a lovelorn murderer.
- I am riveted.

243
00:12:29,318 --> 00:12:31,955
- She's so the better you.
- So impressive.

244
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,730
Oh, and what are these? Lookie here.

245
00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:37,132
Cocktail glasses from the
garbage the night of the murder?

246
00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:43,509
Oh, so Tim was just enjoying a nice,
smooth bourbon with his killer?

247
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,532
We saw those. We just...

248
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,257
I think they made me thirsty.

249
00:12:47,262 --> 00:12:50,728
Yeah, I'll bet you a hunsky they come back
positive for the poison that killed Tim.

250
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,852
You find the person in love with Tim,

251
00:12:53,135 --> 00:12:54,553
you've found your murderer.

252
00:12:54,558 --> 00:12:56,977
We never found any evidence
that Tim was seeing anyone.

253
00:12:56,982 --> 00:12:58,157
I just don't get that.

254
00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:00,373
Well, that's because it involves
an understanding of passion.

255
00:13:00,377 --> 00:13:01,795
- Excuse me?
- Hey, no offense.

256
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,524
You're just not a guy who's
ever let himself get swept away.

257
00:13:04,529 --> 00:13:06,865
- Oh, that's true.
- Oh, who told you that? Cookie?

258
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,956
Because it turns out I can be very
passionate with the right person.

259
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,457
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry!

260
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,418
Okay, guys, I-I-I'm loving all this.

261
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,338
Really into it, but
I'm currently homeless,

262
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,174
and the only way I'm
gonna get my place back

263
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:24,016
is if I beat Bunny at her
own building meeting today.

264
00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:26,566
- Yeah, and how are you gonna do that?
- Take back the story.

265
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,596
You know, she's doing this
negative spin on everything,

266
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,602
but-but we're the
heroes of this building.

267
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,689
Before us, you could be
killed in your own apartment,

268
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,940
and no one would know it.

269
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,402
- I can't leave Jan here alone.
- I'll keep watch for you, pal.

270
00:13:39,407 --> 00:13:41,071
Just like the old days, right?

271
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,977
You go. I'm okay.

272
00:13:51,404 --> 00:13:53,703
Whoa. Look at all these cops.

273
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,597
Nothing more calming
after 10 years of lockup

274
00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:57,188
than your home swarming with blue.

275
00:13:57,193 --> 00:14:01,031
Yes, but this should make everyone
feel good. The pros are on it now.

276
00:14:01,119 --> 00:14:02,594
And by pros, you mean the people who

277
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:04,711
missed everything the amateurs found?

278
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,750
There he is. Howard Morris.

279
00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:10,622
I may hurt him.

280
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:13,630
Or at least speak to him firmly.

281
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,388
That's the guy you think
is a hardcore murderer?

282
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:18,844
- Dude's covered in cat hair.
- Okay, people.

283
00:14:18,849 --> 00:14:22,446
Mouths closed! Keisters down!

284
00:14:22,555 --> 00:14:25,164
Lots to discuss!

285
00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:28,491
First...

286
00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:32,534
Tim Kono's death has now
been ruled a homicide,

287
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,584
and, apparently, one
of you jerk-offs did it.

288
00:14:36,449 --> 00:14:41,869
Also, the tenants in 14C, 12E, and 10D

289
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,217
have violated our privacy and home

290
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:47,720
by making us all
characters in a podcast.

291
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,056
Yeah, a podcast, by the way,

292
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,683
that revealed a
murderer in the building,

293
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,229
which I-I'm sure the rest
of you all appreciate.

294
00:14:55,386 --> 00:14:58,769
And for any fans, I do have

295
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:02,063
some officially licensed
tie-dye sweatshirts, uh...

296
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:06,215
if interested. And only 49.99.

297
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,095
Somewhat reasonable, I think.

298
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,032
Very slimming, as you can see.

299
00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:12,574
I bought a 12-pound
brisket for a dinner party,

300
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,766
and now no one wants to come
because we're the "murder building."

301
00:15:15,771 --> 00:15:18,402
What am I supposed to do
with my brisket now, Brazzos?

302
00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:21,379
I mean, sandwiches?

303
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,048
Is anyone else thinking
how smart it would be

304
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,344
for the murderer to
investigate the murder?

305
00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:28,966
I'm talking about you, Whitey.

306
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,938
Yeah, I think I'm getting that.

307
00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:33,470
I've had four clients
cancel therapy this week

308
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,042
because they're afraid to come here.

309
00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:36,853
That lost revenue is on you.

310
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,522
My kids are too scared to
sleep in their own rooms.

311
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,148
So now, I share my bed with people

312
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,102
who are actively shitting themselves.

313
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:46,680
Well, sometimes you do have
to make a mess to clean one up.

314
00:15:46,685 --> 00:15:49,396
Don't worry, folks. We're done.

315
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,505
This is getting way too messy!

316
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,580
So, yes, the podcast

317
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,292
and the investigations are over.

318
00:15:58,297 --> 00:16:01,879
All will be back to
normal hopefully soon.

319
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,673
- I know... I'll talk about it later!
- You can't make that...

320
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,328
It's a little late for that.

321
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,636
As per the building's bylaws,

322
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,847
if eight or more tenants file complaints

323
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,600
against another tenant,
they can be evicted.

324
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,352
We've already taken action on 10D,

325
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,106
but perhaps we should
take a vote on 12E and 14C?

326
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,610
Wait! What?

327
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:26,315
You can't evict my aunt.

328
00:16:26,398 --> 00:16:28,766
No. Just you.

329
00:16:28,913 --> 00:16:32,196
By a show of hands, who
here thinks our building

330
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:35,219
would be better off without
these three fuckwads?

331
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:39,828
- Hey!
- I, for one, am actually...

332
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,586
grateful to the fuckwads.

333
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,137
Their work might lead to my answer.

334
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,466
A toxicology report came
back on my beloved cat,

335
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,968
and Evelyn was poisoned.

336
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,472
With the same poison that killed Tim.

337
00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,691
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

338
00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:56,724
Furthermore,

339
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,828
one of Evelyn's legs was missing
when I removed her from my freezer,

340
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,157
leading me to believe
that the killer broke in

341
00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:04,811
and tried to steal Evelyn's body

342
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,984
to cover his or her own tracks.

343
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,278
Why would they just take a leg?

344
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,508
Oh, Evelyn had some gams on her.

345
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,722
Howard.

346
00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:15,531
You've had six complaints

347
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,870
about noxious odors
coming from your apartment.

348
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,580
So, if I were you,

349
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,793
I'd keep my head down
and put your hand up.

350
00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:26,963
Don't you bully him, Bunny!

351
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:30,091
Enough with you and your
New York co-op power games.

352
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,926
All in favor of evicting

353
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,425
all three members of Murder, She Wrote?

354
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:40,235
Terrific! I'll start
the eviction process today.

355
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:44,022
The rest of you, if you're a murderer...

356
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,276
stop murdering!

357
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,879
You know what? It's all gonna
be fine once we solve this case.

358
00:17:52,884 --> 00:17:56,113
- Stop with the fucking case.
- Whoa, you know what?

359
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,871
I'm gonna run errands that
are not in that elevator.

360
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,585
Okay, everybody just take a breath.

361
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,796
Clearly, that didn't go
well, but Oliver is right.

362
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,632
If we find the murderer, the
board will have to reconsider...

363
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,502
You two won't stop.

364
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:17,013
My girlfriend's been stabbed.
I'm losing my home now?

365
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:19,140
Buddy, we feel terrible about Jan!

366
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,602
We really do. And we shouldn't
have dismissed her ideas.

367
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,438
And can I tell you something?
The comments from the fans

368
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,357
for her character have
been surprisingly positive.

369
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,893
You're not hearing me. I'm done!

370
00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:34,735
I-I-I don't do dangerous things!
That's why I have a stunt double!

371
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,950
I don't like getting hurt, and ever
since you two have been in my life,

372
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,578
I'm surrounded by danger and pain!

373
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,372
As opposed to nothing at all?

374
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,917
Oh. It's mean Mabel,

375
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:49,378
who clearly has all the
answers at 26. Please do share.

376
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,060
Christ, Charles. Cut the kid a break.

377
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,799
She's not a kid.

378
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:57,087
We only think she's a kid
because we're old!

379
00:18:57,112 --> 00:18:58,611
And we should've known bett...

380
00:18:58,665 --> 00:19:02,225
You should've known better,
but you rushed into this podcast

381
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,519
headfirst, like you always do,

382
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,291
and you took two more bodies
over the edge with you!

383
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,357
Splash 2!

384
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,485
An Oliver Putnam production!

385
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:13,747
Well, that was mean.

386
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:16,860
A great callback, but incredibly mean.

387
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,729
I want you,

388
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:21,570
and all of your things, out of my place.

389
00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:24,328
All the evidence. I want out. I'm out.

390
00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:28,539
Sorry, I'm not good at confrontation.

391
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,713
Well, that was pretty good to me.

392
00:19:30,819 --> 00:19:33,126
For the record, I'm 28.

393
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:39,132
I just want to take care of my
injured girlfriend for my final days

394
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,847
in my home of 30 years.

395
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,557
Once my apartment is gone,

396
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:45,018
she'll be the only
good thing in my life.

397
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,347
Oh mama.

398
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:58,055
- Charles.
- Of course.

399
00:19:58,235 --> 00:20:00,862
It's happening again. Took
you less than an hour...

400
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,410
I needed my bandage changed.

401
00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:05,964
What did you think was happening?

402
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,608
That.

403
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,040
I get that Sazz pushes your buttons,

404
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,756
but you really thought I'd cheat on you?

405
00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:17,410
I think anyone great would cheat on me.

406
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,558
The truth is Sazz doubled
me for sex scenes, too.

407
00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:25,066
Apparently, my hip
motions weren't natural,

408
00:20:25,071 --> 00:20:26,746
which I'm sure you noted.

409
00:20:27,097 --> 00:20:29,308
And I just thought, you know,

410
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,855
between that and the stabbing,

411
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,191
you had plenty of
reasons to look elsewhere.

412
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,488
I like your hip motions.

413
00:20:35,493 --> 00:20:38,204
- They're surprising.
- Then, uh,

414
00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:39,710
why you packing your stuff?

415
00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:42,566
Because I have a big
solo tomorrow night.

416
00:20:42,715 --> 00:20:46,074
Stravinsky's Firebird is
one of those rare pieces

417
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,678
in which a first chair bassoon
really gets to shine.

418
00:20:50,154 --> 00:20:52,331
I'm just gonna stay at my place tonight.

419
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,836
Think that's safe?

420
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,215
I'm a New York broad who's
been stabbed. I can handle shit.

421
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,347
Yeah. Well, again,

422
00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:00,964
I'm really sorry.

423
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,371
I know.

424
00:21:02,603 --> 00:21:05,147
I'm sorry you may be losing your place.

425
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,597
You know, there is something
seriously wrong with Bunny.

426
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,438
Oh! Maybe Bunny is the killer,

427
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,340
and this is her way of
stopping the investigation.

428
00:21:13,749 --> 00:21:15,134
Oh my God, I can't stop.

429
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,340
I know the feeling.

430
00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:20,759
Hey, would it be okay if
I came to see you tomorrow?

431
00:21:20,764 --> 00:21:23,350
I mean, after all, I'm dating
the first chair bassoonist

432
00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:25,733
for the Symphony, and I've
never even seen you play.

433
00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:27,902
Oh, I don't know.

434
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,011
Maybe another time.

435
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,250
I-I think it'd make me too nervous

436
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,294
knowing you were seeing
me not at my best.

437
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,632
Okay. Yeah, sure.

438
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,298
Thanks.

439
00:21:39,411 --> 00:21:41,413
- I'll call you.
- Alright.

440
00:22:17,716 --> 00:22:19,881
Please don't do anything in there.

441
00:22:20,264 --> 00:22:21,883
It's gonna be hard.

442
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,256
It's a pretty arousing setup.

443
00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:26,795
Okay. Good night.

444
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,131
Ow!

445
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:36,285
Oh dear lord.

446
00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:39,271
This is gonna take a while.

447
00:22:44,124 --> 00:22:45,750
Morning.

448
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,420
You look fancy.

449
00:22:49,425 --> 00:22:51,886
Got a hot date with a
prematurely balding lawyer.

450
00:22:51,891 --> 00:22:54,326
I figured innocent people
tuck their shirts in, right?

451
00:22:54,963 --> 00:22:56,965
- Got get 'em.
- I will.

452
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,839
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.

453
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:06,410
- See you, Ollie.
- Bye, Oscar. Good luck.

454
00:23:06,415 --> 00:23:08,542
Thanks.

455
00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:13,931
Charles isn't done, by the way.

456
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:15,311
He seemed pretty over it.

457
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,605
I'm telling you. He's not done.

458
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:21,803
The only way to fix all of this
is to fucking solve this case.

459
00:23:21,808 --> 00:23:25,269
That's how Tim gets justice, and
we get to keep our apartments.

460
00:23:25,274 --> 00:23:28,152
And that's how I get the
final episode of my dreams.

461
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,751
I-I want this to be better than

462
00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:33,381
the Jinx guy confessing in the pisser.

463
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:36,512
You know, I-I've been thinking about...

464
00:23:37,433 --> 00:23:39,935
Pataki's crime of passion thing.

465
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,740
And, you know, we should not presume

466
00:23:43,745 --> 00:23:46,247
that a lover of Tim's
is necessarily a woman.

467
00:23:47,307 --> 00:23:51,193
Do you think his sex toys
could reveal anything?

468
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,643
- Oh no.
- Like a...

469
00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,186
Girl guy? Guy guy?

470
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,313
They them? They girl?

471
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,481
Guy them?

472
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,826
Look, all I know is that it
goes into a hole somewhere, so...

473
00:24:04,298 --> 00:24:07,301
Okay, alright. Let's just
start at the very beginning.

474
00:24:08,395 --> 00:24:10,397
I got in the elevator
with these two weirdos,

475
00:24:10,402 --> 00:24:12,743
and I was rocking this
awesome yellow fur coat.

476
00:24:12,748 --> 00:24:14,608
Really popped on you, by the way.

477
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:20,679
Then Tim got in the elevator
with this trash bag,

478
00:24:20,846 --> 00:24:22,875
and he was on the phone
talking about the package.

479
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,548
We had that cool
connection about your Beats.

480
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,295
Do you like your Beats?

481
00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:36,850
Anyway, um, Tim got out of the
elevator with this trash bag.

482
00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:41,330
Oliver?

483
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:46,034
The trash bag that Tim had in
the elevator has blue straps.

484
00:24:46,389 --> 00:24:47,820
So?

485
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,364
But all the trash bags
I got from his apartment

486
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,159
when I took all of his
stuff have orange straps.

487
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,670
W... So, that wasn't his trash?

488
00:24:56,181 --> 00:24:57,741
Why would he have someone else's trash?

489
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,918
Was he taking out his lover's trash?

490
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,920
You know who we haven't interviewed yet?

491
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,740
- Tim's next door neighbor.
- Ndidi!

492
00:25:06,745 --> 00:25:08,472
She might know if he was seeing someone.

493
00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:10,123
Absolutely! That's brilliant!

494
00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:22,485
Hey, buddy. Checking in on you.

495
00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,775
Very thoughtful. Come on in.

496
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,041
Just wanted to give you

497
00:25:29,045 --> 00:25:31,248
and your lady some space last night.

498
00:25:31,474 --> 00:25:33,936
I'm so sorry I upset you.

499
00:25:34,844 --> 00:25:38,575
I would never make a
move on your girlfriend.

500
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:41,279
Again.

501
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:44,545
- Thanks so much.
- Ah!

502
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,756
And the truth about Cookie is,

503
00:25:47,761 --> 00:25:50,264
I, once again, am taking
the hit for you.

504
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,405
That which can be stolen...

505
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,430
can be stolen.

506
00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:58,350
She left me.

507
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,310
After 20 years, man.

508
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,771
She left me for another guy.

509
00:26:03,526 --> 00:26:05,111
Hmm,

510
00:26:05,116 --> 00:26:06,432
I'm sorry.

511
00:26:06,962 --> 00:26:09,965
I don't know how it happened! I
tried to keep it interesting, but...

512
00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,836
Who can keep up with all
the new stuff, you know?

513
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:15,631
After 20 years.

514
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:19,092
Mm. Did you see it coming
when Cookie left you?

515
00:26:19,097 --> 00:26:20,431
No.

516
00:26:20,436 --> 00:26:21,896
I did not.

517
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,500
I shouldn't be leaning
on you about this,

518
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,051
but honestly,

519
00:26:26,056 --> 00:26:27,725
this is why I came.

520
00:26:27,730 --> 00:26:30,357
We both deserve someone...

521
00:26:30,362 --> 00:26:32,820
just like Jan. You know?

522
00:26:33,587 --> 00:26:35,089
You going to her concert tonight?

523
00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:38,457
Uh, no. She asked me not to come.

524
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,851
I think, um...

525
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:43,012
I think she might be pulling away.

526
00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:45,730
I know you, Charles.

527
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:48,731
That's why gender never prevented
me from doubling for you.

528
00:26:48,736 --> 00:26:50,738
Even in the hot tub and the sex scenes.

529
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:53,020
I thought that was
mostly build and hair.

530
00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:56,004
Twenty years I spent mirroring you.

531
00:26:56,009 --> 00:26:58,418
Getting down your mannerisms,

532
00:26:58,423 --> 00:26:59,883
your gait,

533
00:26:59,888 --> 00:27:01,347
your speech patterns.

534
00:27:01,352 --> 00:27:03,772
But one thing I could
never get about you

535
00:27:03,777 --> 00:27:06,529
is how someone as wonderful as you

536
00:27:06,534 --> 00:27:08,661
could think so little of himself.

537
00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:11,076
I could never understand it.

538
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,374
This is the girl for you, pal.

539
00:27:14,379 --> 00:27:17,007
I felt it the moment I walked
into the room yesterday.

540
00:27:17,216 --> 00:27:21,011
And she's got a very big first
chair bassoon moment tonight,

541
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,266
and here you are,

542
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,978
in the apartment, with your
creaky-kneed stunt double,

543
00:27:25,231 --> 00:27:28,418
and your sad little melancholy omelet.

544
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:34,890
You know what?
I think I can just make it.

545
00:27:34,895 --> 00:27:37,114
Oh, attaboy!

546
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,572
Comeback kid! We are so
gonna get Tarantino'd!

547
00:27:42,686 --> 00:27:46,119
Hi, Mrs. Idoko.
I-I'm sorry to disturb you.

548
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,787
I know we're not exactly
popular right now, but, um...

549
00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:51,001
I don't care.

550
00:27:51,006 --> 00:27:53,008
You're clearly better
at this than the police.

551
00:27:53,013 --> 00:27:56,725
Is there anything that you could
tell us about Tim, Ms. Idoko?

552
00:27:56,730 --> 00:27:59,665
Did you see someone come in and out?

553
00:27:59,670 --> 00:28:01,858
No, I never saw anyone but,

554
00:28:01,863 --> 00:28:04,444
we certainly heard a late night visitor.

555
00:28:04,693 --> 00:28:06,153
A loud one.

556
00:28:06,158 --> 00:28:08,350
Sex! You mean sex!

557
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,314
Tim was seeing someone?

558
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,817
Oh yes, but I-I never saw her though.

559
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,404
- But it was a woman?
- Oh, yes.

560
00:28:16,681 --> 00:28:19,506
I never heard a woman scream like that.

561
00:28:20,304 --> 00:28:23,224
I hated Tim Kono, but oof.

562
00:28:23,229 --> 00:28:25,231
That man knew what he was doing.

563
00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:47,352
I can't believe we never found
anything that pointed to a girlfriend.

564
00:28:47,485 --> 00:28:50,947
I mean, besides that
first engagement ring.

565
00:28:50,952 --> 00:28:54,121
Maybe we've been following
the wrong ring this whole time?

566
00:28:54,335 --> 00:28:57,990
I don't know why I feel compelled
to know what these things are for.

567
00:28:57,995 --> 00:29:00,611
But maybe, it will give us a
better picture of who she is.

568
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:03,155
This one tells me that she...

569
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,537
likes pretending she's a cat?

570
00:29:06,256 --> 00:29:08,160
I don't know, what is this?

571
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:09,905
No, I remember this one.

572
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,628
It's... Yeah! Yeah!

573
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:16,043
"Exotic Instruments."

574
00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:18,022
Somebody young look that up.

575
00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:26,226
You look excited.

576
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,067
I'm here to see my girlfriend.

577
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:30,896
Oh. Me, too.

578
00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:33,824
- Mine's a prodigy.
- Oh, good.

579
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:50,164
Tonight, we break custom,
for very good reason,

580
00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:52,212
with this evening's Stravinsky piece,

581
00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:54,915
to give special mention to our soloist,

582
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,382
the youngest first chair bassoonist
in our symphony's history.

583
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,212
Ms. Allison Tipton.

584
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,811
That's her. That's my girlfriend.

585
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,360
That's so weird.

586
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:22,781
Exotic instruments
doesn't sell sex toys.

587
00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:26,200
It sells musical instruments.

588
00:30:26,205 --> 00:30:28,377
- Really?
- Oliver...

589
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:32,828
Why is there a bassoon
cleaner in Tim's sex toy box?

590
00:30:44,245 --> 00:30:49,245
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