1 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:14,418 Look, I don't want to hurt Archer. 2 00:00:14,443 --> 00:00:15,613 - Oh. - Oh, thank God. 3 00:00:15,638 --> 00:00:17,254 - But I will. - God damn it. 4 00:00:17,302 --> 00:00:18,863 Every hour on the hour. 5 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:22,080 That's company policy, and I am a stickler. 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,414 A stickler? Is that like the one up your ass-ler? 7 00:00:25,449 --> 00:00:28,105 - Didn't quite get there. - It's simple, really: 8 00:00:28,145 --> 00:00:30,815 give me the memory stick or Archer dies. 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,270 Damn. 10 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,097 Should've saved the stick thing for that one. 11 00:00:34,122 --> 00:00:36,207 Look, we obviously want Archer back, but we... 12 00:00:36,232 --> 00:00:38,847 - We'll do it. - But where is Ms. Archer? 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,605 - I'd like confirmation from her. - She's distraught, 14 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:44,574 but she deputized me to make decisions on her behalf. 15 00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:47,386 - Wait, Malory never... - And one of those decisions is shut up. 16 00:00:47,411 --> 00:00:49,300 And just for a bit of added incentive, 17 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:52,629 know I'll be beating Archer until the exchange takes place. 18 00:00:52,654 --> 00:00:53,732 Ta, then. 19 00:00:53,757 --> 00:00:56,097 So that's it? We're really gonna give him 20 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:58,207 the blueprints to an energy source 21 00:00:58,232 --> 00:01:01,152 that could kill a billion people if he weaponized it? 22 00:01:01,177 --> 00:01:04,250 - And why exactly are you here? - She's here to assess 23 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:06,260 the environmental impact of that gadget. 24 00:01:06,290 --> 00:01:08,527 So the detonation of a nuclear fusion weapon, 25 00:01:08,552 --> 00:01:10,900 - that would be bad? - Well, yes. 26 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:12,500 If only you'd gotten here sooner. 27 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:15,740 - Where in the world is Malory anyway? - Oh. So we have to reveal 28 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,340 every part of our intricate plan 29 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:20,277 - so you can blab it everywhere? - We don't know. 30 00:01:20,302 --> 00:01:23,270 Can we please coordinate lies in advance? 31 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:26,716 I'm flailing out here like a one-armed milker on meth. 32 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,940 Pardon our dust. Moving in. 33 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:31,670 Expand or die you know, 34 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:34,410 although the second is really your only option here. 35 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:36,780 Hey, I'm handcuffed and he just threatened to kill me. 36 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:40,052 Maybe you could, I don't know, call the police. 37 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,460 I-I get it, don't wanna jeopardize this lucrative job 38 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,121 of picking stuff up and later putting it back down. 39 00:01:46,146 --> 00:01:48,810 - Check your privilege. - I'll never do that and you know it. 40 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,850 Welcome to your accommodations. 41 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,997 I trust you'll be comfortable for four seconds. 42 00:01:54,593 --> 00:01:55,933 Which are over. 43 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:57,390 That would sound a lot more sinister if 44 00:01:57,414 --> 00:01:59,760 you weren't standing next to a giant tub of jelly beans. 45 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,680 It's like if "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" 46 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,340 were exactly as creepy as it currently is. 47 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:06,640 Hey, bud. What'd the five fingers say to Archer? 48 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:10,690 - Uh, nice to see you? - No, they didn't say that. 49 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,290 They don't have mouths. 50 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,575 Man, this doesn't seem fair, does it? 51 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,240 Hey, Other Barry, could I talk to Barry? 52 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:24,380 Sure. You mind if I just keep laying 'em in here? 53 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,850 - Yes. - I thought so. 54 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:29,420 Hey, bud. Barry here. 55 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,690 Fabian tried to hack my central processor 56 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:33,800 and I guess he kind of unleashed Other Barry. 57 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:36,400 And, man, does Other Barry not like you. 58 00:02:36,425 --> 00:02:40,370 I really do consider you one of my best friends despite all this. 59 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:45,620 Yeah, I'd cry if I had access to my tear ducts right now, 60 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,420 but I got no control, bud. 61 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,745 Other Barry is running the show. 62 00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:54,374 Don't worry, I'll do it for both of us. 63 00:03:26,303 --> 00:03:33,626 credits 64 00:03:34,576 --> 00:03:38,630 - And again, I couldn't be sorrier about all this. - You could try. 65 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:40,930 - See you in and hour, then. - Oh, you will. 66 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,000 And I've got everything I need right here. 67 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,580 Also, I'm probably severely concussed 68 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:47,380 which is why I'm talking to myself. 69 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:49,750 Right, Archer? Right, other Archer. 70 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,890 No, no, no. Let's not start that shit. 71 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,630 So what is the maximum mass of a star 72 00:03:54,665 --> 00:03:58,191 - that will not go supernova? - Uh... ooh, Estelle Getty. 73 00:03:58,216 --> 00:03:59,940 I got a good feeling about that one. 74 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:01,930 This is so much better than watching my a ocelot 75 00:04:01,954 --> 00:04:05,280 - eat endangered birds. - So how's this going? 76 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:07,420 - Oh, about like you'd expect. - Next question. 77 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:10,760 - Who is your favorite Golden Girl? - Uh, Chandradeskar limit. 78 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,660 That isn't... wait a second. 79 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,000 Look, we need to figure out where Archer is 80 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:15,470 and I don't think this is helping. 81 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:18,470 Isn't there anything in Singapore that you picked up other than gonorrhea? 82 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:21,750 Ugh, poor people disease. I'm strictly spirochetes. 83 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:23,720 Wait. Colt, didn't we find, like, a thing 84 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,070 - in your old apartment? - Oh, yeah. 85 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,730 - I meant to analyze this. - But you were too busy 86 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,700 exploring the golden age of television? 87 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:31,700 Oh, so I'm supposed to keep track of everything 88 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:32,970 I'm supposed to be doing? 89 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,410 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 90 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,710 If I apply power, 91 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:39,092 I should be able to get a handle on what it does. 92 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,043 Ah! 93 00:04:40,068 --> 00:04:42,990 - Come on. - Jesus. Did we just contact the monolith? 94 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:45,290 That was a radio signal! I'll try to trace it. 95 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:47,770 It's a back door into the IIA mainframe. 96 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,440 I think I built the mainframe. 97 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:52,755 Hey, guys, I think it's possible 98 00:04:52,756 --> 00:04:54,040 I wasn't a very good person. 99 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,854 Well, what's important is that you're a good guy now. 100 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,268 And all it took was destroying 8% of your brain. 101 00:04:59,293 --> 00:05:02,030 - Thank you. Wait, what? - Oh, did I not tell you that? 102 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:05,900 Yeah. It's like... Gone. Totally destroyed. 103 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:09,580 Well, lookee here. You running, squirrel meat? 104 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,480 No, just heading to lunch with all the stuff 105 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,980 I ever brought here. 106 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,893 Fine, I was leaving. 107 00:05:15,918 --> 00:05:18,090 Since we're about to be responsible for the apocalypse, 108 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,900 if I leave now, maybe I won't end up in a bone cage 109 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,540 where I'm slowly revenge-eaten by mutants. 110 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,740 Okay, weirdo. That's why I'm staying. 111 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,543 No, Ray, we need you. 112 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:30,380 - You were an employee of IIA. - I'm temp to perm! 113 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,950 This is just HR talking here, 114 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:33,950 but I know that that would give you limited access 115 00:05:33,974 --> 00:05:36,387 to their system and a general sense of how it's structured. 116 00:05:36,412 --> 00:05:38,682 Dukes. Damn your HR acumen. 117 00:05:38,815 --> 00:05:41,425 - So what's the plan here? - We go get Archer. 118 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:42,806 That's the plan? 119 00:05:42,831 --> 00:05:46,420 Yeah. I mean, a frontal assault on an IIA compound? 120 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,120 I don't know. They seem pretty good. 121 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:51,394 I mean, sure, we're gonna kick their asses, but, like, are we? 122 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,689 So, what? A sternly worded letter? 123 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,040 I got my pen, and it's mightier than a sword 124 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:59,070 - full of word poison. - Look at you, about to roll over 125 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:02,426 to these boring overlords. Where's your self-respect?! 126 00:06:02,451 --> 00:06:05,129 You used to be the best in the world at this! 127 00:06:05,154 --> 00:06:06,994 Jesus, neck bones is right. 128 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:09,800 - God damn it, I am in. - Let's do this. 129 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:12,370 Wait, you guys, I was being sarcastic. 130 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,670 You all suck and you always have. 131 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:19,215 Note to self: work on voice tone. Invisible tape recorder off. Boop. 132 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:23,457 Oh, come on, we're playing hide and seek now? 133 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:26,560 Red Rover, red Rover, let Archer... 134 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,670 shit, wait, that's the wrong game. 135 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:35,754 So, uh, this was the plan, bud? 136 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:38,550 The coffee pot was to breach your exterior, 137 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:41,590 the staples were to, um, uh, jam your gears. 138 00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:44,600 Jam my gears? I have frictionless bearings. 139 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:46,870 I'm a wonder of modern technology, 140 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:50,410 - not a freaking cuckoo clock. Come on. - Okay, I get it. 141 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,440 Think I'd go through the trouble of making myself 142 00:06:52,464 --> 00:06:55,760 a death robot whose only weakness is office supplies? 143 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,550 Fine. You don't have to be a dick about it. 144 00:06:57,574 --> 00:07:00,100 I wanted to make a blender glove but that stuff wasn't here. 145 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,830 Then I got distracted by the jelly beans. 146 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:04,754 Blender glove. All right. That might have been cool. 147 00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:07,589 - Okay. - Barry, are you in there? 148 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,580 - Hey, bud. - Can you talk to Other Barry, here? 149 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:14,120 Uh, sure thing. Hey, Other Barry, uh, why do you wanna do this? 150 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,680 I have a really great answer to that, 151 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:17,894 - and it's "shut up." - Classic avoidance. 152 00:07:17,919 --> 00:07:20,529 Afraid of what you might find, Other Barry? 153 00:07:20,554 --> 00:07:22,940 You had sex with my fiancée 154 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,480 and dropped me from a building. Twice. 155 00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:27,180 Which made me into this. 156 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:29,560 A mechanical demigod? Come on, man. 157 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:31,930 We experience sex in eight dimensions now. 158 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,130 Wow, you do? Maybe you should drop me off a building. 159 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,863 Oh, I'm planning on it. 160 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:39,803 Would you stop throwing boxes? It's really annoying. 161 00:07:39,828 --> 00:07:41,558 Other Barry, you're not a person. 162 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:43,513 You're the rage I felt at Archer. 163 00:07:43,538 --> 00:07:45,978 I pushed you deep down into my meta programming. 164 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:48,830 - Wait, really? - You're the part of me I tried to get rid of. 165 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:52,027 Well, I'm still here. Okay, Archer? 166 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:56,180 - Barry, heal thyself. - Seriously, shut up. 167 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,980 Archer! 168 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,120 ? Ring around the rosies ? 169 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,660 Damn it, that's not it either. 170 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:06,000 Archer, he's coming. You probably know that, 171 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:08,130 but, honestly, it feels weird and helpless 172 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,640 to ride around on a psychopath, 173 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:11,770 so I'm just saying stuff to feel alive. 174 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:16,650 - You again? I was about to get away. - Eh, I think he had you. 175 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,290 Uh, might wanna try behind him. 176 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,990 Man, I like this guy. 177 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:24,000 Oh, come on. What kind of world would it be 178 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,527 if every person I insulted made my life worse? 179 00:08:26,552 --> 00:08:28,422 I don't know, a better one. 180 00:08:29,402 --> 00:08:31,980 - Ow. - And that's lunch. 181 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,150 See you in an hour, champ. 182 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,220 Great, now I landed on my keys. 183 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:38,890 Wait, I don't have keys on me. How did I... 184 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:40,730 That mover slipped it into my pocket. 185 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,683 I take back everything I said about you! 186 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:46,488 Well, I take back 60% of what I said. No need to overreact. 187 00:08:46,996 --> 00:08:51,090 We'll do the exchange. Just don't hurt him anymore. 188 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,890 Remember, this is a non-lethal mission. 189 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,800 - Wait, for real? - I want them alive to relive the pain 190 00:08:56,830 --> 00:09:00,808 we're about to inflict on them over and over again. 191 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,887 There's my girl. 192 00:09:11,439 --> 00:09:15,090 - And we're go. - Nice. Extensive bathroom coverage. 193 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,590 Just two peas in a pervert pod. 194 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,465 - Hey, I'm working on one of those. - Okay. We can all agree 195 00:09:20,466 --> 00:09:23,215 I look banging in this, but how are we gonna get in this place? 196 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,240 They've got at least two guards at every entrance. 197 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,110 Right. But now that we're in their system, 198 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:30,650 I'll just leave a couple negative performance reviews and... 199 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:31,890 I appreciate the creativity, 200 00:09:31,891 --> 00:09:34,465 - but won't that take... - Suspended. 201 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:36,900 Trust me, this place is more uptight 202 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,630 than a preacher's wife at an orgy. 203 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:41,610 - And you liked working there? - They had great snacks. 204 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,710 - At the orgy? - See, that right there 205 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,610 makes me wonder why I'm taking her inside. 206 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:48,920 Hey, I have extensive training in... not anything. 207 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:50,760 So wait, same question. 208 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,030 You need to go in there and sow chaos. 209 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,040 I want that place looking like an escaped tiger hit Mardi Gras. 210 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:59,980 - Everything has led me to this. - Uh, where were you carrying that? 211 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:02,437 - Cyril and I are gonna go get Archer. - Here you go, 212 00:10:02,472 --> 00:10:03,652 these should get you through the building. 213 00:10:03,677 --> 00:10:05,440 And if they don't, my bad. 214 00:10:05,465 --> 00:10:07,735 Has anybody heard from Ms. Archer at all? 215 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,680 Kind of seems like she'd wanna be a part of this. 216 00:10:09,704 --> 00:10:11,600 Hey. Yeah. Where is Ms. Archer? 217 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,700 No. Nothing. No way. 218 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:17,080 I mean, it's just weird how not at all I've heard from her. 219 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,150 Something you'd like to share with the class, Pam? 220 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:21,050 - Uh, no. - There's not a secret 221 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:24,965 - you want tell 'cause it's so secret? - I... I... 222 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,630 Fine! Fine! I'll tell you. 223 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,000 I've been thinking about getting bangs. 224 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,479 It feels so good to let out. 225 00:10:34,504 --> 00:10:37,504 - Nice cover. - Whew, that was close, huh? 226 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:46,970 Oh, come on. 227 00:11:11,078 --> 00:11:12,392 Hey, hold up. 228 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,822 I'm fired? Oh, my God, what am I gonna tell my wife? 229 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,700 Susan's gonna leave me. 230 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,340 - Damn it, Archer. - Hey, gang. 231 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,810 Yeah, it still works like that. Thanks for checking, though. 232 00:11:36,476 --> 00:11:37,840 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hey. 233 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:40,170 So I managed to escape right when you guys were 234 00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:42,537 running a rescue mission and now everyone is inside 235 00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:45,564 - with a schizo death cyborg? - Uh... yes? 236 00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:48,350 - How is your timing so bad? - Well, one could argue that your... 237 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,830 Shut up. Gimme a Tactile Cane 238 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,650 - and everything else you have in the van. - Everything? 239 00:11:51,651 --> 00:11:53,652 Who knows what we'll need to take down Barry? 240 00:11:53,677 --> 00:11:56,080 Mind-melt helmet, the shock paddles, everything. 241 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,680 You mean, like, everything-everything? 242 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,980 Well, we don't need the stuff you use 243 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,420 to, like, circle jerk with ghosts. 244 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,636 Well, to be fair, that stuff is mine. 245 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:06,900 If they're sticky, that's ectoplasm and nothing else. 246 00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:12,210 - We've gotta get out of here. - No, we need to find Archer first. 247 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,410 Hey, just for, like, your FYI, 248 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,080 Archer actually made it out on his own. 249 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,850 Don't worry, he's on his way back in to get you guys out. 250 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,890 What? So the same thing can happen again? 251 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:23,648 Eesh, I hope not. That would suck. 252 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,770 Especially 'cause the building's on fire. 253 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:32,450 What the hell? 254 00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:39,460 Did you drug all those people? 255 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,970 No. I just put angel dust in one of the water coolers. 256 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,340 They drank that water out of their own free choicing. 257 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:46,880 Not what "free choice" means. 258 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,290 Okay. Maybe more running. 259 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,190 I suppose I'm looking for a reason my guards 260 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,330 are leaving and the rest of my employees 261 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,230 are stark raving bonkers. 262 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:00,070 Well, I'd like to state for the record 263 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,480 that you are not a golden being of light, 264 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,896 but are in fact... fired. 265 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,790 So are you here to find Archer or shoot me? 266 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,183 Because I actually have a preference on that. 267 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,200 Both. 268 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,330 - Freeze! - Don't move. 269 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,770 I was this close to feeling regret. 270 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:19,040 Would've been a first for me. 271 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:23,280 - Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? - Isn't it obvious? 272 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,840 Guess the old gal's still got it. 273 00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:39,449 Damn it. You weren't supposed to set fire 274 00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:41,915 - to the whole building. - No one said that! 275 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,790 At least it's sexier now. 276 00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:51,940 - That's not a song. - Come on, guys. 277 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:54,180 You can beat him. Use what's around you. 278 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,480 Will you shut up? Archer already tried that, 279 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,974 and it was... ah, ah! 280 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,360 These are delicate optical sensors. 281 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:02,260 Do you have any idea how much these cost? 282 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,100 - More than your head? - Do what now? 283 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,940 Now, I go into your mind and take you apart 284 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:10,802 from the inside. Hit it, Krieger. 285 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,294 Yeah. My skull is shielded. 286 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,420 But I have to know, 287 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,950 what exactly did you think would happen? 288 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,020 I thought I'd maybe go inside your mind 289 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,574 and there'd be a Barry and a separate Other Barry. 290 00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:38,365 - And? - And Other Barry 291 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,540 would be some kind of Gigeresque monstrosity, 292 00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:42,510 and then Barry and I would defeat Other Barry 293 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,040 in some kind of metaphorical combat 294 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,180 which would forever extinguish Other Barry. 295 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,092 - And? - Barry and I would be friends again. 296 00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:53,430 God, what happened to you? 297 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,530 I'll tell you what happened: friendship. 298 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,000 Whatever. 299 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:01,150 Now that's what I call... 300 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,209 - Mother? - Well, don't just stand there, 301 00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:04,951 idiots, do something! 302 00:15:13,139 --> 00:15:16,163 Archer, I can do a hard reboot from inside here, 303 00:15:16,188 --> 00:15:17,628 but you have to stun me. 304 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:23,090 - Just do it. - But you'll die. 305 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,860 Nothing can change that now. 306 00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:34,436 N-Now, Krieger. 307 00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:44,204 Thanks, bud. Hard reboot now. 308 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:48,070 - You saved my life, Barry. - No, you saved mine. 309 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,459 Um, how? 310 00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:51,714 I don't know. Just felt right to say. 311 00:15:51,739 --> 00:15:53,309 Good... good night, 312 00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,920 sweet... me. 313 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,545 - No! - Wait, that shock 314 00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:02,230 brought some things back. I built the IIA system 315 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:04,470 and I know how to take down the entire company. 316 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:06,014 All we gotta do is... 317 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,980 You betrayed me. You were like a brother to me. 318 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:15,430 - I-I was? - Oh, that's unsatisfying. 319 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,210 You guys get out. I'll take Fabian. 320 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,920 Just make sure Mother is safe. 321 00:16:22,945 --> 00:16:26,521 Oh, I guess she already left at some point. Right. 322 00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:31,365 - Gotta hang on, man. - No, this is it. Just promise me. 323 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,630 - Anything. What? - Do more science. 324 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,100 Just really weird, fucked up shit. 325 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:39,640 Stuff where even you're like, "Man, I shouldn't have done that." 326 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,498 - Do that. - I will. 327 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,293 Thank you for being a friend. 328 00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:51,803 Um, hate to interrupt, but let's get out of here. 329 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,270 Not getting away that easy. 330 00:16:57,295 --> 00:16:59,735 You know, that cane is appropriate. 331 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,700 You're old. Your time has passed. 332 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,890 The modern world has no used for your little spy boutique. 333 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,030 You might as well be selling buggy whips. 334 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,230 Yeah. Maybe I should sell teeth instead. 335 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,818 Why would you sell... 336 00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:13,389 - And we have a buyer. - Right. 337 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,600 Now, let's try that again. 338 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,480 The almighty Archer, 339 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,025 barely a shadow of your former self. 340 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:38,590 - You know, I should thank you. - This ought to be good. 341 00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:41,395 I hate you so much, I think I just realized 342 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,383 I don't need my cane anymore. 343 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,460 God, I hate this hallway. 344 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:01,210 Thanks for creating an escape route for me. 345 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,145 I guess you have a choice: try to come after me 346 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:06,950 or drag your friend out of here. Ta-ta. 347 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:16,201 - You again? - So it would appear. 348 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:20,040 Why did you help me even after I'd insulted you? 349 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,650 Why else are we here? 350 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,116 Wow. I need to hang out with more movers. 351 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,130 Robert. 352 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,584 How did it go? I'm on tenterhooks, here. 353 00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:34,170 Well, we got Archer back and burned down a building. 354 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,040 Ah, good. And the memory stick? 355 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:37,510 We'll figure it out in the morning. 356 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,952 We were too tired to deal with it. 357 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,050 You know, I find it odd that an environmentalist 358 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:44,390 would have the shower going while he's in bed. 359 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:47,160 And also... okay, you are naked. 360 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:51,724 Lana, I know what it looks like and that's exactly what it is. 361 00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:54,010 - I understand it's awkward. - Awkward? 362 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,980 That word seems to trigger you. 363 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,050 Was I wrong in assuming we had evolved 364 00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:01,835 - into a de facto open marriage? - Why would you assume that? 365 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:05,810 - Wait, did you talk to Archer? - Yes. We had a conversation. 366 00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:08,380 That chatty, soon-to-be-dead man. 367 00:19:08,421 --> 00:19:11,350 Look, what happened to Japan is not even close to this. 368 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,351 - Wait, what happened in Japan? - It was... 369 00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:17,160 is that not what we're talking about? 370 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,030 I was talking with him when you got 371 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:22,070 - that bartender's phone number. - It was a receipt. 372 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,780 And that was enough for you to cheat on me? 373 00:19:23,804 --> 00:19:26,710 - And what about Japan? - You didn't even know about that. 374 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,010 This is about you being so jealous over a phone number... 375 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:32,709 - I mean, a receipt! - So you thought it was a phone number? 376 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:35,529 - I knew it. - I almost died today, okay? 377 00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:37,748 - Like, a lot. - Well, we didn't know that 378 00:19:37,773 --> 00:19:39,599 because you cut us out of the whole thing. 379 00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:41,240 Wait a minute, who's "us"? 380 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,240 Ugh, I got tired of waiting in the bathroom. 381 00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,132 Yep. I'm out. 382 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:53,037 Stupid bouncer. 383 00:19:53,062 --> 00:19:54,908 Maybe you have unprocessed trauma 384 00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:57,263 that you're expressing as hostility. 385 00:19:57,288 --> 00:20:00,340 And, by the way, when did bouncers get so insightful? 386 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:03,380 Huh? 387 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,565 - Should we wait for mother, Pam? - Don't look at me, 388 00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:23,090 she just told me to coordinate the rescue with her. 389 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,940 She didn't wanna tell you guys because she thought 390 00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:26,760 you'd blab and blow her element of surprise. 391 00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:29,647 And she told you? A woman whose loose lips have sunk 392 00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:31,130 so many ships they should be named 393 00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:33,685 Admiral Nelson and concept of torpedoes? 394 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,498 Well, pardon me for experiencing emotional growth, 395 00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:38,776 - you dick. - I guess we start without her. 396 00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:41,890 So now that we're all rested, ideas for the memory stick? 397 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,370 Really? Nothing? 398 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,513 So we slept on it for no discernible reason? 399 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:50,185 Well, not no discernible reason. I think you can all relax. 400 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:52,090 Robert, I don't think another infusion of cash 401 00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:53,320 is going to make a difference. 402 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:56,607 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm done burning money. 403 00:20:56,632 --> 00:21:01,052 I sold the agency to a well-funded equity group, United Money Partners. 404 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:03,349 You could destroy the chip and stay afloat. 405 00:21:03,374 --> 00:21:05,210 United Money Partners, LLC. 406 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:08,599 Looks like that's owned by a General Business, Inc., 407 00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:11,320 which is actually a shell company owned by YYZ. 408 00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:13,373 - Zed. - Which is in turn owned 409 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:17,400 - by a majority stakeholder named... - Fabian Kingsworth. 410 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:20,143 I was just so impressed with your initiative, 411 00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:22,068 grit, and improvisation last night, 412 00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:24,888 I knew that IIA had to acquire you. 413 00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:26,349 - Yes! - Really? 414 00:21:26,374 --> 00:21:27,826 They have great snacks. 415 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,115 Archer, I hate to use the term "fun fact," 416 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,755 but did you know that as part of a tax dodge, 417 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:37,521 your apartment and everything in it is property of the agency 418 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,709 and therefore mine? And so is that memory stick. 419 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,415 - Not so fast. - Oh, what now? 420 00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,320 Yeah. Curious where you're going with this. 421 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:48,552 There's one thing you fail to understand, Fabian, 422 00:21:48,577 --> 00:21:51,131 and when I reveal it, you will realize that you have 423 00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:54,180 - been taken for a fool. - And what's that, Archer? 424 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,171 So what kinda snacks are we talking about? 425 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,828 Hey. I-I don't think you wanna do that. 426 00:22:18,853 --> 00:22:22,104 No, let 'em. Give me that. 427 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:25,537 "My dearest Sterling, do you remember what I told you 428 00:22:25,562 --> 00:22:28,702 on your first day of training? You probably don't, but it was, 429 00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:30,527 'Always know where the exits are.' 430 00:22:30,552 --> 00:22:32,819 And with all the chaos and confusion of late, 431 00:22:32,844 --> 00:22:35,214 I thought it would be wise to make my own exit 432 00:22:35,239 --> 00:22:38,170 in my own time, on my own terms and in a way 433 00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:40,495 that I can never be found by my enemies 434 00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:44,074 or all my lovesick paramours, who are literally countless." 435 00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:45,114 Ugh. 436 00:22:45,139 --> 00:22:49,131 "And so I've decided that it's time to pass the torch. 437 00:22:49,156 --> 00:22:51,026 Try not to burn yourselves with it." 438 00:22:51,051 --> 00:22:54,261 What? It relaxes me. 439 00:22:54,286 --> 00:22:56,691 "And I know my decision may seem abrupt, 440 00:22:56,716 --> 00:23:00,240 but we don't always get to choose the perfect moment. 441 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:02,675 Take care of yourselves, and especially you, 442 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,699 my Sterling, because from wherever I am, 443 00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:09,419 I'll be watching over you. Love, Mother." 444 00:23:10,114 --> 00:23:14,341 If I see this glass empty again, I will be very unhappy. 445 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:19,669 - And how is my lady love? - Infinitely better now. 446 00:23:29,072 --> 00:23:34,331 _ 447 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:39,863 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~