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Teaching us kids about male/female
relationships wasn't something

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that was on grown folks'
agenda in the '60s.

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Kids were to be seen and not heard.

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Especially at the "Blue Light Special"
parties my parents had been throwing

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since they were all "on the
yard" together at Tuskegee A&M.

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Hey, Bruce! I'm empty!

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My brother, Bruce, being the oldest,

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was given certain tasks.

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- What do you think you're doing?
- I just want to see what's going on.

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Girl, stop being fast
and get back to your room.

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- But Bruce...
- But nothing.

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If you don't get back in
that house right now...

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Now that girl thinks she grown, huh?

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She gets it from her grandmama.

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And not her mama?

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Who needed sexy dancing
when you have baseball cards?

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I can't wait to be old enough
to know what they do out there.

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Why? They're grownups.

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They don't know what real fun is.

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Manager cards.

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Okay, Cory, if you trade
Brad your Jim Fregosi,

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Brad can trade Sam his Bill Freeman,

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and I'll just take
this Hank Aaron, I guess.

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I think we have a deal here, fellas.

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Wait, who are you giving up?

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Well, I really don't want to do this,

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but I guess I can get rid of
my Bert Campaneris.

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Who's Bert Campaneris?

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"Who's Bert Campaneris?"

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Only the utility infielder
for the Oakland A's

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that hit .232 with four doubles

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and six hit by pitches last season.

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I don't know, man.

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My mom told me not to
trade with you anymore

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after you took that Willie
Mays card off my hand

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because he "ruined it" by signing it.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Am I trading with Cory or Cory's mom?

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Do you ask your mom
to cut your steak, too?

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Yeah, actually.
She does it the best.

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I'll take the Bert Campaneris.

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Finally. Someone who's his own man.

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Now, let's see, who do I want in return?

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Carl Yes-sturm-ski?

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That's a weird name.

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Guess I could take this one
off your hands.

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The next day, I couldn't wait
to get back to school

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and unload my Marv Throneberry card.

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What gives? You guys trading
baseball cards without me...?

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Baseball cards are for boys, Dean.

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These...

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These are for men.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Seeing those magazines gave me a feeling

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no baseball card ever could.

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Until then, the raciest thing I'd seen

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was employees changing the clothes

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on a female mannequin at Woolworths.

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And frankly, its lack of detail

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left me with more
questions than answers.

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Where did you guys get these?

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From our dads' secret stashes.

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If I don't see it, it's not a sin.

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You've seen nudie
magazines before, right?

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- Of course he has.
- Yes, of course.

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Why's he sweating so much?

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A fever?

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Lucky for him, his wife's a nurse.

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I'd never felt this way before.

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It was exciting, titillating, taboo.

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But I had to play it cool
in front of the guys.

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Which became a lot easier
after Hampton passed out.

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He's fine.

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This happened in biology class, too.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Mom? Dad?

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You guys home from work yet?

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In the '60s, you could
count on Black men

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for all kinds of things.

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Being able to dress.

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Being able to fix a car.

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Unfortunately,
you could also count on them

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to know exactly where to hide things.

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Instead of a will, my dad left us a map.

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- _
- Getting warmer.

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Getting colder.

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Boy, was I wrong.

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I was determined to find
his stash of magazines.

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All the drawings and homemade cards
we'd given them over the years.

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Mr. Giggles? Wait.

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Mama told me he moved to a farm after I
dropped him in the toilet that time.

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The betrayal.

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So many memories.

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So many precious...

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Oh, boobs.

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Jackpot.

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I mean, sure, these were pretty
tame by today's standards,

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but back then, nothing was
hotter thanMahogany Love.

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Stay out of grown folks'
business, Mr. Giggles.

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I just couldn't wait to show
them the magazines I found.

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Hampton was definitely
gonna pass out again.

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'Sup, fellas?

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Who wants to do less talking,

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- and more looking, know what I'm saying?
- Whoa, Dean!

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Nice!

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Keep it down.

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Haven't you ever seen a
girlie magazine before?

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What are you waiting for? Let's see 'em.

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Be cool.

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Hey, Dean.

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Did you get... taller?

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Naw, baby.
Just more mature.

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Yeah.

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What the hell was that?

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- Cool.
- Man.

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- Awsome.
- Great.

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Guys, should we be hogging the bathroom?

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You know, in case someone has to go?

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These are even better than Brett's.

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Yeah. Great job, Dean.

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These are primo. It's the good stuff.

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My dad would leave my
mom if he saw this.

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Yeah. My dad's a real pervert.

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What you guys looking at?

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Let's see this.

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That's the good stuff!

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Yeah.

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Hey, whose are these?

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Mine.

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Righteous. Gimme some skin.

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Ah, that's the bell.

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I'm on duty now.

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Fun's over, boys.

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I'm gonna have to
confiscate these magazines.

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What? Confiscate?

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What happened to righteous?

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And the skin we gave each other?

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Sorry. That was "Fun Mike."

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Now I'm "Hall Monitor Mike."

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Hall Monitor Mike knows that this

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is a violation of school policy.

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- Come on.
- I was busted.

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I knew this meant a trip
to the principal's office.

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But I couldn't show fear
in front of the guys.

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Which, again, Hampton made easier.

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He's fine. This happened
in detention, too.

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Well, I'm so sorry again.

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Thanks for letting me know.

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Don't worry. This boy gonna
get a good talking to.

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I had to call because the school
has a very clear policy on this,

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but, boys will be boys.

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And, this is the good stuff.

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You usually have to go to a
liquor store to find these.

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That response is to be
expected in a decade

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when "mechanic" was a viable career path
to junior high principal.

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There was one more.

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So...

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We need to talk about
what just happened.

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Here it comes. The pre-whooping talk,

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where they explain why they have to whoop
you and pretend like they don't enjoy it.

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Daddy, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to...

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How 'bout we keep what
happened between us men?

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Really?

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This was the first time my dad
ever referred to me as a man.

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I felt like he had given me admission

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into the most super-secret
club there is.

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Drink it in, Dean.

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You're in "The Club" now.

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_

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_

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Now that I'd seen those
photos of naked women,

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I couldn't focus on anything anymore.

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You're thinking about what my boobs
look like, aren't you, Dean?

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No. I swear I wasn't.

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That's not why I risked my life
saving thousands of innocent lives.

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Pull yourself together.

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Going to the store. Back in 20.

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Dean!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Please don't be mad at Dad.

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He told me not to look at his magazines.

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Your father knows about this?

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And he said these were his?

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He said it's just between us men.

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He did, did he?

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Well, looks like the three of
us need to have a little talk.

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I hadn't been in the man club for a day,

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and I'd already committed
the cardinal sin

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of letting Mama know about
Dad's secret stash.

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_

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It's a shame he ain't ready.

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And then he told me they
were your magazines

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and this was supposed
to be between the men.

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So you did hear that part.

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I know I wasn't supposed to do it.

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I know they're dirty.

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I tried to think about other things,

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but I couldn't get those
pictures out of my head.

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Stupid sexy Harriet Tubman.

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00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:42,034
Okay, let's get one thing clear, Dean.

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The feelings that you have
when you see those magazines

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are natural.

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They are not dirty.

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I don't want you to ever feel guilty

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or ashamed of what you're feeling.

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So, I think it's time that
we talk with you about sex.

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Maybe it was time for me to die.

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00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,276
Can't we just whoop the
boy like God intended?

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00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:07,001
- Yeah, Mama, I'll take the whooping.
- I'd rather us talk about it.

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00:11:07,027 --> 00:11:09,433
Why do you always wanna talk?

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00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,831
Women don't know anything
about this stuff.

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00:11:11,857 --> 00:11:13,039
What stuff?

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00:11:13,065 --> 00:11:15,224
Nudie magazines and stuff.

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00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:21,910
Those magazines aren't your father's.

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They're mine.

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At that moment, it felt like
time almost stood still.

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00:11:38,037 --> 00:11:41,026
Why would you want to look
at magazines like those?

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You remember when your father would be
on the road with the band a lot?

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Well, I would miss him.

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Are there pictures of
him in those magazines?

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00:11:49,771 --> 00:11:51,756
No. Not exactly.

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But there are pictures of couples.

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And some of the men would
remind me of your dad.

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We even used to look at them together.

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So, you don't anymore?

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I guess we haven't in a while.

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00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:06,019
Why'd you stop?

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00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:08,690
Well... Well, you all were getting older

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00:12:08,716 --> 00:12:10,855
and we both were pretty busy with work.

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Yeah, you know, with
teaching and tenure.

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And I was going up for that
new promotion, more hours...

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So, all that makes you not
miss each other anymore?

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That's not important.

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I just want you to understand
that this is all normal and healthy.

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For men and women.

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O-Okay.

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Good.

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Any more questions?

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00:12:38,286 --> 00:12:40,089
Great. Now that that's
done, who wants dinner?

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00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:42,167
Well, since you asked,

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I did overhear some older
kids talking the other day.

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00:12:47,363 --> 00:12:48,855
What's a period?

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00:12:48,881 --> 00:12:50,341
Damn it, Lillian!

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00:12:51,443 --> 00:12:53,315
- Okay. A period...
- In the '60s,

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00:12:53,341 --> 00:12:55,948
most women didn't openly talk about sex,

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00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:58,026
but Mama was always ahead of the curve.

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She was the first Black woman in her
hometown to learn how to drive.

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00:13:01,412 --> 00:13:04,370
She was the first Black woman in
her hometown to go to college.

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00:13:04,396 --> 00:13:06,519
And I can't prove this one,
but I'm fairly certain

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00:13:06,545 --> 00:13:08,742
she was the first Black
woman in the neighborhood

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00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:11,748
to own a cardboard box
chock-full of porn.

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00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,782
One day, there is going to
be a woman that you love,

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and knowing this about the opposite sex

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is gonna make you a more
open and caring partner.

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00:13:23,482 --> 00:13:26,776
Most men have no idea about
the female sex drive,

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00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:28,847
and I don't want you
to turn out like them.

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True.

258
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Wait, in this scenario, is
Dean most men, or am I?

259
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All I'm saying is I know this isn't what
you were expecting to hear from a woman,

260
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especially your mom,

261
00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:40,662
but I don't think it's
too much for me to ask

262
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that my son grow up to be
a caring and tender man.

263
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- I'll be taking these. - Aren't you
forgetting the "just like his father" part?

264
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:57,646
"Just like your father."
It was implied.

265
00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,907
Mom and Dad gave you
the talk, didn't they?

266
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,165
What talk?

267
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The "Let's ruin the fun of
thinking about sex" talk.

268
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,610
Yeah, it was pretty weird.

269
00:14:16,636 --> 00:14:19,025
Yeah, they gave me the
same one a few years ago.

270
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Yeah.

271
00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:23,430
Mama said that the dirty ma...

272
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I mean "adult" magazines
I found were hers.

273
00:14:27,683 --> 00:14:29,899
Wait, Mom has nudie magazines?

274
00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:33,258
The same mom that made me get
baptized again for wearing a bikini?

275
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She got baptized again, alright,

276
00:14:35,277 --> 00:14:37,758
but trust me, it wasn't
just about the bikini.

277
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What else did they tell you?

278
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That the baby comes out the...

279
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Yeah.

280
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And that if you don't use
birth control, you get a...

281
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Bruce.

282
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But did Dad warn you that not even the pill
will keep a girl from getting pregnant

283
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if she has sex before
she graduates college?

284
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,884
No.

285
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Of course he didn't.

286
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He saved the lies for me.

287
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Dad!

288
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I had been equipped with
knowledge much beyond my years.

289
00:15:06,754 --> 00:15:10,040
And with great knowledge
comes great responsibility.

290
00:15:10,314 --> 00:15:13,165
Responsibility to show my
friends how much I knew.

291
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:15,923
Wait, so when are we
gonna get our periods?

292
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,368
No, you idiot. It's for girls.

293
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:19,722
How did you find all this out?

294
00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:21,101
My mom told me.

295
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:23,066
You talk about this with your mom?

296
00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:26,408
Yep. She said that girls like guys
who know this kind of stuff,

297
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:28,673
and she wants to make sure
I'm a good husband one day.

298
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I bet you guys didn't even know

299
00:15:30,611 --> 00:15:32,552
girls look at these magazines, too.

300
00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:35,033
- No way!
- Yeah. It's true.

301
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,908
Women look at them because it
reminds them of their husbands.

302
00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:43,239
Now that I had clearly surpassed
the studly-ness of the guys,

303
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I thought I'd take what
I learned from Mama

304
00:15:44,885 --> 00:15:47,135
and use it to help me
get closer to Keisa.

305
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,553
She was about to see just
how knowledgeable I was

306
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,929
about women and their urges.

307
00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:54,273
Hey, Keisa,

308
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,743
you're never gonna believe
what I just found out.

309
00:15:57,322 --> 00:15:58,929
What I didn't expect to find out

310
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was how hard Keisa's right cross was.

311
00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:05,999
Dean, what happened?

312
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:09,301
All I did was tell everybody
the stuff you told me.

313
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Mrs. Williams.

314
00:16:22,261 --> 00:16:24,960
So, as I told you each on the phone,

315
00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:28,020
we caught Dean sharing an awful lot of

316
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,663
detailed personals with Keisa.

317
00:16:30,953 --> 00:16:34,514
Well, I just want to say how
embarrassed we are at Dean's actions.

318
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,929
Well, unfortunately, that
doesn't change the fact

319
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:40,281
that my little girl was forced
to listen to that smut.

320
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,851
Where did he even hear this filth?

321
00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:46,126
Who knows? Boys will be boys.

322
00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:48,239
He claimed he heard it from you.

323
00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:51,101
- Thank you.
- How are you raising your children?

324
00:16:51,264 --> 00:16:54,617
Now because of you, not only
was my daughter exposed to...

325
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:55,867
Ears!

326
00:16:57,239 --> 00:16:58,842
sex,

327
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,687
now my wife has to sit
here and hear about it.

328
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:04,913
There's no telling what perverse
thoughts this puts in Keisa's mind.

329
00:17:05,164 --> 00:17:07,169
She could be scarred for life,

330
00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:08,958
all because your little boy

331
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,480
want to sit and expose her
to things he saw in...

332
00:17:11,505 --> 00:17:12,851
Ears!

333
00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:16,710
pornographies.

334
00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:20,473
All I wanted was for my mom
to set this guy straight.

335
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,618
I wanted her to explain to him
the same thing she explained to me,

336
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,015
that it's not dirty, it's all normal.

337
00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:28,411
Well, some of the ratios of the women

338
00:17:28,436 --> 00:17:30,820
in the middle pages may
not have been normal.

339
00:17:31,047 --> 00:17:35,038
I'm sorry you have to sit here
and hear all this... talk.

340
00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:38,700
Get him, Mama.
Tell him how women like this stuff, too.

341
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:41,070
I'm so, so sorry, too.

342
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,692
But when Mama didn't
put him in his place,

343
00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:45,929
I began to understand why.

344
00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:47,515
Keisa's dad was an example

345
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,390
of the type of man my mama
didn't want me to be.

346
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:53,341
As awful as I thought
my family's talk was,

347
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,270
I realized it wasn't nearly as bad

348
00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:57,791
as the talk Keisa's
family wasn't having.

349
00:17:57,816 --> 00:17:59,169
And in that moment,

350
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:02,336
I was so proud to have a
membership card in Mama's club.

351
00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:03,922
How 'bout I take Dean home

352
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:06,815
and give him a good, long talking to.

353
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:09,439
Maybe let your husband handle it.

354
00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:11,575
Thank you for the advice.

355
00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:23,940
Now, there's no need to tell
your father about all this.

356
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:26,461
Really?

357
00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:27,995
Even sexually liberated women

358
00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:30,698
hate hearing their husbands
say, "I told you so."

359
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:37,556
As good as it felt for my
friends to think I was mature,

360
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:40,948
it felt even better for my
parents to treat me that way.

361
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,914
Don't you touch that radio, boy.
You ain't grown.

362
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,223
Yes, ma'am.

363
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:48,524
And I'm dedicated to my
profession and skilled in it,

364
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:51,672
and what's more, I can handle
even the most exacting demands

365
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,899
of a mean, gruff old man with
the heartwarming manners

366
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,987
of a wounded moose.

367
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:05,951
No.

368
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:08,342
I caught my parents looking at porn.

369
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,308
If this was the Old Testament,
we'd all be stoned.

370
00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:14,490
- Dean?
- What are you doing?

371
00:19:15,649 --> 00:19:18,232
Just staying out of
grown folks' business.

372
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,794
Well, come on down here and look at how
handsome your father looked on our wedding day.

373
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,328
I better have. That
suit cost half a Buick.

374
00:19:27,089 --> 00:19:28,408
Look at the time.

375
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,516
People must already be here.

376
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,782
Girl, when's the last time
you had one of these?

377
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,750
It's been a while, for sure.

378
00:19:38,534 --> 00:19:39,992
Watch it now.

379
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:43,985
Don't mess around and have
no more babies over here.

380
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,461
Dean! I'm empty!

381
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,873
This was it.

382
00:19:55,899 --> 00:19:58,107
I'd finally gotten the
call to the Big Leagues.

383
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,740
My hands were shaking nervously,

384
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,555
but thankfully, that just
helped mix the drink more.

385
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,393
Don't you care what
they're doing out there?

386
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:07,015
Why? They're grownups.

387
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,007
Everything they do is boring.

388
00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:15,861
It took me many years
to truly appreciate

389
00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:17,655
what our little talk did for me,

390
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:20,235
but thanks to my mom and dad,
I wouldn't grow up to be

391
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,345
a person with his head buried
in the sand like Keisa's dad,

392
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:26,024
or countless others I'd
encounter over the years.

393
00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:28,250
Thanks to them, I'd grow up to be

394
00:20:28,276 --> 00:20:31,438
a tender, caring man, like Mama wanted.

395
00:20:31,784 --> 00:20:33,309
And as it turned out,

396
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:36,352
someone her future
daughter-in-law appreciated too.

397
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