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The actor who played Brazzos

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- has his own podcast now.
- What?

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My name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow!

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You've got more coming, right?

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Someone left that
for me at the front desk.

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It's Tim Kono's phone.

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- What?
- Whoa!

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Tim thought he was gonna get murdered?

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He'd been trying to take down

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this black market jewelry
dealer named Angel.

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Say hello to Angel.

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Teddy Dimas?

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I'm writing you a check,
and it's gonna be large.

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That's right. Our prime
sponsor is now our prime suspect.

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Hey, where'd you get that?

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- Found it.
- Why was Tim after the ring

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- that Zoe had the night she died?
- No, she didn't have it.

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Not when she died.

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What does it mean
to be a fan of something?

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For me, it means
undying absolute loyalty.

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Being a fan is like being married.

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You don't quit, no
matter how bad it gets.

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That's how I feel about
the Only Murders podcast.

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Can't believe it's been another
week without a new episode.

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The fuck are they doing up
there? They just went silent.

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- Watch the language around Grant.
- What do I fuckin' care?

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Guys, what if we see Bunny?

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Or Howard the cat guy?

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Or Charles,

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Oliver, Mabel? I don't know what I'd do.

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I don't wanna leave this
spot until they reveal

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who killed Tim Kono!

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Calm down, Sam. Pass the holes.

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We call ourselves the Arconiacs.

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We met on a message board: The
Itty-Bitty Omit-Bitty Committee,

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which I founded. Ever since Fallon,

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OMITB has been having a moment,

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but we are the day-oners.

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Some fans are Mabelines.

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Some are Haden-Maidens. A
few, like me, are Putnuts.

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Oliver's my favorite.

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I've been a member of six different
true crime podcast fan communities...

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but I have never had less faith in
a creative team than I do right now.

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And what about that Sting cameo?

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Like Sting's gonna be the murderer.

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A whole episode with no stakes.

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Okay, guys, why are
you being so negative?

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Do you even like this podcast?

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- Love it!
- It's a revelation.

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Well then, trust the team, okay?

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You want stakes?
You're gonna get stakes.

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They're probably right
around the corner.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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What is that smell?

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Jeez, I don't know. It-it...

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Smells like formaldehyde. You know,
they use that to preserve corpses.

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Corpses?

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Do you know

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that I was the first director
to use a real cadaver on stage?

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In Tuesdays At Bernie's.
It was my dual adaptation

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of Tuesdays With Morrie
and Weekend At Bernie's.

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What?

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Theo, Theo, Theo.

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Listen to me. I... Oh, I'm sorry.

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I know that was insensitive.
It's a touchy subject.

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I... Ow!

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Now, now, Theo.

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These are friends.

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Apologies for my son.

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He hates the theater,
but he's very dramatic.

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T-Teddy, this is all just a m-mis...

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Why are we at a dump?

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Are you gonna leave
these dead bodies here?

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I like you. You ask
interesting questions.

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Let me give you a lift home.

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I like this seat.

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Theo can't read my lips
or see me in the rear-view,

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which is nice.

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Because it's not good for a son to hear,

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or see, his father say certain things.

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For a long time, I felt
ashamed to have a deaf son.

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It ended my marriage, actually.

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That and, you know, all the whores.

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But then I grew to appreciate
Theo's perspective.

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I learned ASL,

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which many parents of
deaf children do not do.

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Did you know that?

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- Is that right?
- Yeah, I've heard that.

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I didn't know that.

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Through Theo, I realized
the beauty of silence.

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It makes for beautiful
friendships and partnerships

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when those who may know
certain things about you

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can act as if they
never heard those things.

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We hear you loud and clear, Teddy.

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Or we don't. I don... I'm not exactly
sure what you're talking about.

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I'm talking about what you've
heard and seen about me.

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My side jewelry interests.

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Which I admit is fascinating in a...

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ghoulish and psychologically
compelling way.

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A good subject for a
podcast, just not yours.

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Because your podcast needs to end.

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You can end it with dignity.

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Or you can end it posthumously.

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We know what you did to Tim Kono.

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We don't know shit about Tim Kono.

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That's why I feel at ease here.

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That, and I know Ollie would
never say bad things about someone

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- who's been so good to him.
- No, no, no, no.

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Here's what I'd like.

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To wake up tomorrow
morning, say 7:00 AM,

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to find a final episode of the show

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I so generously fund,

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and hear that you are wrong.

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Sadly, Tim Kono shot himself,

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and, uh, the reason
why is going to be...

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loneliness.

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Or some thinky shit like that.

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- It's definitely an area.
- But make it good.

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You're the artists.

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I'm just a guy with some delis...

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who'd hate to see any more bad
things happen to the tenants

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in his building.

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You'll make the right choice.

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Because if you don't, well,

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I know where you live.

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- Hey. Careful.
- Go, go, go.

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Hey! Uh, Oliver? Whoa.

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- Wait, are you Mabel?
- That's totally Mabel.

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Oh my God, do we have fans?

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Oh, thank God, we have fans!

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- Where's the new episode?
- Shouldn't you be recording?

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Yeah, we don't work
for you, you vultures!

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- Okay. I'm so sorry. We're in a hurry.
- We believe in you.

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I'm sorry, where did you get that?

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Oh, homemade merch.

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Worked on it myself, so...

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Out of curiosity, how much would
you pay for an official one?

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Oh my God, Putnam, let's go!

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That was a classic
Oliver-Mabel exchange!

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- Hey, we're dying for the next episode!
- We may be, too!

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Open up! It's us!

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You know, we really oughta have
a key in case he falls in the tub.

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He's not steady on his feet, you know.

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Charles!

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Oh hey, come in.
Charles is getting bagels.

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Okay...

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So, uh, did you and Charles...

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- How do I say this?
- Celebrate one another's bodies?

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Oh, we went right there.

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Oh Jesus...

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Okay. Brazzos.

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Brazzos was our safe word.

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And what's the safe word for me
to get out of this conversation?

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Are you guys okay? Oh,
do you want a Splenda?

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Jan, please, we're focused
on staying alive here.

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Okay, no Splenda. You know,
there's some not-so-great studies.

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Hey! Hey, guys! Glad to have
you back! What a morning!

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Sure is. We've had quite the time.

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We survived a truck full of corpses

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and an implicit death
threat from Teddy Dimas,

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but good thing you got bagels.

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Well, actually, I just
got enough for Jan and me,

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but... Wait, you know
what? That's not true

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because these blueberry bad boys

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are going right into the freez...

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Did you say "death threat"?

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- Uh-huh.
- Dimas threatened to kill us.

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- Are you alright?
- Oh,

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Tim-Tom-riffic. But Teddy...

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And he never mentioned this to me,
you know how modest he can be...

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Turns out, is a psychotic grave robber,

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who says that if we don't drop

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a final episode by morning,
saying that he did nothing,

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he's gonna drop a few
bullets in our skulls.

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Teddy Dimas doesn't
know what we know,

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and we know a lot more now.

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Wait. What do we know?

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Jan and I spent the morning
going through Tim Kono's phone,

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and we made a ton of secret discoveries.

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Let's just say it
sends our investigation

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into a whole new direction.

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Okay...

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Isn't she a natural?

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Tim was a meticulous record keeper.

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There are notes and photos in here.

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There's scans of receipts
and newspaper clippings.

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So, putting them all
together, we found out

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why he was after the Dimases.

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He saw Teddy's son Theo

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push a girl from the roof here at
the Arconia almost 10 years ago.

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It was Theo that Tim saw.

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Teddy threatened Tim to keep
him quiet, but Tim was working

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to bring Teddy down till the
day he died. And then he stopped.

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Yeah 'cause Teddy killed him!

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Whoa, let's not leap to conclusions

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'cause I don't see that in this phone.

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- Okay, I can't. I can't do this.
- Um, Charlie?

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- A word.
- Sure.

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- I'll set these up. We're sharing.
- Alright.

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- Isn't she the best?
- Oh, totally. Amazing.

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- J-just love her. So many opinions.
- Yes,

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we're very, very happy
for you, okay? But,

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there's something
that may have happened.

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We... had sex. Together.

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Ew, yes. Okay, I know that,
but shit just got super real,

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and if we want to take down
Dimas before 7:00 AM, first...

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Is that what we're gonna do?

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- A nod or a "no," guys...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Then, we need real
help. We need real backup.

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- Who from?
- The person who gave us Tim's phone.

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I'll handle this.

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I played this scene a
million times on Brazzos...

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Oh, don't say that word.

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How can I help you?

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It's money time, baby.

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Payday's here, and the
check is in the mail.

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As in the deceased murdered male

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at the Arconia, Tim Kono.
That's right. I said murdered.

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Okay, I heard murdered, but what
the fuck else was the rest of that?

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Well, it's, uh, police talk,

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- isn't it?
- No.

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We are part of a concern

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that has reason to believe Tim Kono
was murdered by the Dimas family.

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- The deli people?
- Delis, but also crime.

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Based on the evidence
we found on Tim's phone.

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Uh-huh. And how did you get said phone?

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- Well, you gave...
- Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh...

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Maybe... whoever did that...

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still has some lingering
questions about Tim's death,

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and is up against enormous obstacles

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and was hoping you could
help them by releasing

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a podcast episode
with all your evidence.

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So, it was you.

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I mean, if we make that episode...

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You don't want to be sitting ducks.

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I got you. I'm low-key running

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a tox report and fingerprint
scan off the laptop

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someone typed Kono's goodbye
on. The rest is on you.

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Thank you so much. And I am so, so sorry

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about the things that Charles and
Mabel said about you in episode one.

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And two. Some of three.

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Okay... So, let's just make sure

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we keep this tight. Okay?

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Especially if you're accusing
the Deli King? Alright?

248
00:12:24,537 --> 00:12:28,081
So, get the who, the how,
the why, and the why now.

249
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,708
Get-get the what and the what?

250
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:32,474
See, why would you say what?
I never said what. There's no what.

251
00:12:32,479 --> 00:12:33,967
It's the who,

252
00:12:33,972 --> 00:12:35,959
the how, the why,

253
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,467
and the why now. Alright? Make the case.

254
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,607
And make sure it's super fuckin' tight!

255
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,002
And we need to make it by morning.

256
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,536
The who,

257
00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:47,126
- and the...
- The-the who...

258
00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:48,842
- The who, the what...
- Not the what.

259
00:12:48,846 --> 00:12:51,083
- No! The why! The why.
- How...

260
00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:55,646
Oh, I think the night in
the truck is starting to get to me.

261
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,069
Is anyone hungry?

262
00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:00,591
I cannot function with all this
pressure and nothing to dip.

263
00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:03,237
But what do we have
for the why now?

264
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,785
Nothing, really...

265
00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:10,486
Oh!

266
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:16,969
Homemade pizza rolls.

267
00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:19,817
Oh, that's great...

268
00:13:19,822 --> 00:13:22,923
Well, I guess the mystery of what
we're gonna snack on is solved!

269
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,138
I want to show you this place.

270
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,387
No to this. No.

271
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,185
I totally agree.

272
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:33,021
But, gotta admit, these pizza
rolls smell good. What do you think?

273
00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:35,117
Stop.

274
00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:37,161
Did someone order up a party?

275
00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,450
Hey... Oscar.

276
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,819
Thanks for finally answering my texts.

277
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:49,116
Sorry. I've been a little preoccupied

278
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,623
- and minorly traumatized.
- Huh?

279
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,700
I got big news about the case.

280
00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:57,040
Oh, what's that smell? I'm starving.

281
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,755
Nice to meet another member
of the team. Hi, I'm Jan.

282
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,716
Uh, Oscar. Those look amazing.

283
00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:06,169
And homemade! I mean, how fun is this?

284
00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:08,958
We're becoming a community.

285
00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:12,075
- Mm-hmm.
- So, what's the big news?

286
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,732
Oh, I met up with that Cutter guy.

287
00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:15,588
Oh, that's the jewelry connection.

288
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,561
The one Tim met up
with before he got iced.

289
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,152
Okay, so did you get the green ring?

290
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:22,075
No, that's the thing.

291
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,566
Cutter sold it.

292
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,532
To Kono.

293
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:28,655
Tim actually got it the
day before he was killed.

294
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,037
Tim had Zoe's ring?

295
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,960
No, no. We didn't find
it in his apartment,

296
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,843
and I have every piece of
jewelry he had in there.

297
00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:37,653
Maybe whoever killed him took it.

298
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,138
- The Dimases!
- Yeah.

299
00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:41,894
I mean, who else would
care about that ring?

300
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,484
That's direct evidence!

301
00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:47,177
- And that's our why now.
- Oh, is it though?

302
00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:49,082
I don't know. It...

303
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,440
It's all circumstantial
without the ring.

304
00:14:51,465 --> 00:14:53,349
We don't know the Dimases have it.

305
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,586
Circumstantial.

306
00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:57,191
Always wanted to throw that word around.

307
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:02,356
Oh God, this is so exciting! Thank
you for inviting me into this.

308
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,446
- Although we didn't.
- I'm sorry?

309
00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,156
Our pleasure. It's great.

310
00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:08,158
And now, we need to
know how they did it.

311
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:09,935
If they did it.

312
00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:13,450
Okay, you know what? Guys, I need air

313
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:17,567
and, uh, some dip for
these really dry rolls.

314
00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:21,708
These will pair very
nicely with Gut Milk.

315
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,317
Oh wait! Hey!

316
00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:40,686
Jesus, don't you people
have a home to go to?

317
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,151
- What happened to the kid?
- Grant had a piano lesson.

318
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,746
Also, he got tired of
waiting for a new episode.

319
00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:47,192
Kids these days.

320
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,005
- Everything is binge, binge, binge.
- Yeah.

321
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,200
They'll never know the pleasure
of waiting for just

322
00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:53,885
a crumb of what you want.

323
00:15:54,673 --> 00:15:57,327
My daughter says I'm not
welcome at her wedding.

324
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,251
Well... Jesus...

325
00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:01,378
Uh, but-but we know that

326
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:03,338
you are on the cusp of something big,

327
00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,299
and I want to share in that cusp.

328
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,258
Exactly right. The
resolution is moments away.

329
00:16:08,263 --> 00:16:10,429
It's not just one suspect, right?

330
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,622
- Why do you think that?
- Logistics.

331
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,177
And the timing with the
fire alarm that night.

332
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:20,017
Interesting. Well, it-it...
Anyway, it's all coming together.

333
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,150
- It's amazing! I'm so buzzed!
- Ah, thank you.

334
00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:25,717
I feel like Tim Kono the night
that he wrote those suicide notes!

335
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:26,723
Uh...

336
00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:28,906
Are you all busy right now?

337
00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:30,365
- No.
- Mm-mmm. No.

338
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:31,825
Come with me.

339
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,060
Reinforcements, kids!

340
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,740
Oh shit.

341
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,876
- More people?
- What is happening right now?

342
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,115
Losing it. Totally losing it!

343
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,021
You're so pretty.

344
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:51,924
- Oh, thank you.
- Mm?

345
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,318
Sam, Paulette, Marv, meet...

346
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,241
Well, you know them.

347
00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,456
You all...

348
00:16:57,461 --> 00:16:59,978
Big fans of the podcast. You're Tie-Dye.

349
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,412
The OG!

350
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:05,240
And I'm Jan. Introducing myself.

351
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:06,384
- Oh.
- Hey.

352
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:09,154
- Jan is my girlfriend.
- I am?

353
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,735
- If you want to be.
- Yes.

354
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,053
What a handsome couple.

355
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:15,264
My ex-wife was way younger, too.

356
00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:19,529
Oh man, this is gonna break
Haden-Maiden hearts on the boards.

357
00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:21,375
What I'd give.

358
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:24,943
Okay, um, us three, we need to talk.

359
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:26,750
- Excuse me.
- Okay. Yeah...

360
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,381
- Hey...
- Uh, hey.

361
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,217
Ah...

362
00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:41,947
- What are they doing here?
- We need help with the how.

363
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:44,518
- From them?
- They know more than we do.

364
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,474
Certainly more than Jan, who is...

365
00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:49,528
How do I put this
politely? Reverse-helpful.

366
00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:54,069
Like a French pig who can sense
truffles buried underground

367
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,935
from miles away, only the
truffles are bad ideas.

368
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:59,317
That is my girlfriend
you're talking about,

369
00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,869
and we had sex. I don't
know if I said that.

370
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,570
- Please stop talking about that.
- Guys,

371
00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:06,420
these fans listen to every
episode, over and over.

372
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:08,881
They're us before we took this on.

373
00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:12,009
Wouldn't we want us on
this case before we were us?

374
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,222
Not a bad point.

375
00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:15,856
Not a very clear point.

376
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:19,617
Look, do I wish our fans
were a little more hip? Yes.

377
00:18:19,622 --> 00:18:22,901
Do I wish they were a tad
more on top of their hygiene?

378
00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:24,180
Absolutely.

379
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:26,023
Do they have a-a confused

380
00:18:26,024 --> 00:18:28,500
look in their eyes, like a dog
that's heard a strange sound?

381
00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:32,070
Yeah. But, strap that dog to a sled,

382
00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,614
and, baby,

383
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:35,949
you'll be flying across the tundra.

384
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,957
Tim Kono lives on the ninth floor,

385
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,126
but on that night,

386
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,753
he got on the elevator

387
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:50,547
with a trash bag from floor six.

388
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,132
Why?

389
00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,108
How did we miss that?

390
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:58,175
- Floor six is Teddy's floor.
- Cool,

391
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,630
but was it Tim's garbage
or was it Teddy's?

392
00:19:00,635 --> 00:19:03,096
- It's a good question.
- And...

393
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,138
did Teddy write those notes?

394
00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,394
Okay, as I said to Paula Abdul

395
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,372
during our production of Hedda Gabler...

396
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,857
We gotta start thinking
outside the box here.

397
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,490
Guys, I know we all
like the Dimas stuff,

398
00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:18,909
- but what about the cat?
- The who?

399
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,869
Well, I'm just going
over your notes here,

400
00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:23,372
and why aren't we
looking more at this man,

401
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,411
- Howard Morris?
- Okay...

402
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,664
Wait, you're suggesting
an entirely new suspect.

403
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,583
- It is outside the box.
- A little too outside the box.

404
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,253
Yeah, I have an idea. Why don't
we shove it back into the box,

405
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,468
and hope they don't notice
it when we return it.

406
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:39,221
It's not crazy. We did
look into him at one point,

407
00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:41,640
and I still have his
cat's leg somewhere...

408
00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:45,018
I'm just saying he's your first
suspect, and he's not a bad one.

409
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:46,467
Everyone, everyone, everyone.

410
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:49,351
You know, I-I... In no way do
I want to appear pushy here,

411
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,066
but please shut up.

412
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,841
I think I've got this.

413
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:57,755
The suicide notes that Tim
Kono had in the trash bag

414
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,310
the night he died. They
weren't cries for help.

415
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:01,869
They were death threats.

416
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:03,412
- Mind blown.
- No!

417
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,747
The Dimases were threatening him,

418
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:08,292
promising to make his
death look like a suicide.

419
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:11,568
Teddy threatened us the
same way this morning.

420
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,423
- Keep going.
- Oh, I will. But first,

421
00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:16,818
I have to visualize. I'm a visualizer.

422
00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:19,450
Marv, Marv, I need you to be Theo Dimas,

423
00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:21,621
- the deaf son.
- O-okay.

424
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,567
No, no. Don't, don't

425
00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:25,365
ever do that again.

426
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,478
Paulette, you are the doorman, Lester.

427
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,647
- Psych.
- Okay.

428
00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:33,223
And you, Sam,

429
00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:35,355
you're Tim Kono.

430
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,198
Dead! But literally.

431
00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:40,616
He is dead.

432
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,492
Flashback!

433
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:44,168
The day of the murder.

434
00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:46,632
Tim Kono enters the Arconia.

435
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,137
And... action!

436
00:20:49,169 --> 00:20:51,035
Hello, Lester.

437
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,918
- What a normal afternoon
- OLIVER: No, no, pointier.

438
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,668
He has a very pointy delivery.
Isn't that right, Mabel?

439
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,051
- Pointy?
- Well just try it.

440
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,387
Hello, Lester. Did I happen to receive

441
00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:04,582
a package with a ring in it?

442
00:21:04,587 --> 00:21:06,668
No, not today, Mr. Kono.

443
00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:08,805
Okay, so Tim enters his apartment,

444
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,729
and then fire alarm. Whoop!

445
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,445
Whoop! Whoop!

446
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:16,318
So then, he opens his
door, and Theo Dimas

447
00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:18,356
pushes his way in.

448
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,900
No, no, no. Too-too rough.

449
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,657
- Too rough, Marv.
- But, I'm a killer.

450
00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:24,243
We're just marking, Marv!

451
00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:26,323
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

452
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,054
Okay. They fight.

453
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,458
Theo wants to protect
his dad from Tim exposing

454
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:34,660
all his father's crimes. He
punches him in the stomach.

455
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,173
Same way that, you know, I was
punched in the stomach at the dump.

456
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,484
Tim gasps for air.

457
00:21:41,489 --> 00:21:44,035
And then a pistol goes in his mouth.

458
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,897
We'll work on that.

459
00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:55,207
And finally,

460
00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:58,132
remember what Detective Williams
said about the fingerprints?

461
00:21:58,328 --> 00:22:00,785
Theo types the suicide message.

462
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:04,434
And that's how it all went
down. What do you think?

463
00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:07,802
Kind of a confusing theory.

464
00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:10,643
Oh please, you're in a
love daze. It's air-tight.

465
00:22:10,648 --> 00:22:13,651
And it's the how, so we have
to get the recording equipment.

466
00:22:13,656 --> 00:22:17,325
I don't know, you guys. Don't you
think it feels a little too easy?

467
00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:19,607
I mean, I'd take another look at Howard.

468
00:22:19,612 --> 00:22:22,671
Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan.

469
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,469
He died because of jewels,

470
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:28,140
and a ring, and if we're gonna do
this, we're gonna do it now or never.

471
00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:31,223
It's 5:30 in the morning, and we
all know how you need a few takes

472
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,813
before you're warmed up.

473
00:22:34,407 --> 00:22:38,187
Uh, Jan, we kinda worked
on this as a team together.

474
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,402
And I'm not on the team.

475
00:22:40,403 --> 00:22:41,895
Well, I wouldn't put it like that.

476
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,693
Oh, I would because your
input is destructive,

477
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,867
and your pizza rolls are chewy.

478
00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:49,745
Now, normally, I could forgive
one of those things, but not both.

479
00:22:49,746 --> 00:22:52,664
You ate six of those pizza rolls,
and they're starting to show.

480
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:56,224
I beg of you. Please, exit.

481
00:22:56,623 --> 00:22:58,874
- Oh, I'll exit.
- No, no,

482
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,047
you have great ideas...

483
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:02,007
Charles, let her go.
We're on the clock.

484
00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:04,134
Ja... I think she's mad at me.

485
00:23:04,135 --> 00:23:05,793
Oh, she's definitely mad at you.

486
00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:08,258
Okay, we need to start
recording this now.

487
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,224
Sam, any time, you can get up.

488
00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:12,142
Are we sure-sure about this?

489
00:23:12,143 --> 00:23:14,153
We've taken a lot of
money from Teddy Dimas.

490
00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:16,076
I just wanna be sure-sure-sure.

491
00:23:24,848 --> 00:23:27,981
_

492
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,570
And that concludes
the final episode of

493
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,754
Only Murders In The Building.

494
00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:52,430
We'll be back in the unlikely
event another neighbor is murdered

495
00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:56,188
or we move to a more dangerous area.

496
00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:59,621
I'm your host, Charles-Haden Savage.

497
00:24:03,138 --> 00:24:04,389
There it is. We're done.

498
00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,325
Oh...

499
00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:08,645
Did you really like it!?

500
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:10,779
I feel like I just watched
Prince record Purple Rain.

501
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,871
- You really did it.
- Down comes the Deli King.

502
00:24:13,872 --> 00:24:16,874
Make sure your friends
listen. Go spread the word.

503
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,075
Yes.

504
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,083
And find some other interests.

505
00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:22,942
It's a big wide world out there.

506
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,388
- Congratulations. We love you guys.
- Thank you.

507
00:24:26,393 --> 00:24:27,880
Oh, love you. Love you.

508
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,970
- Would love to talk merch.
- No, no.

509
00:24:29,971 --> 00:24:31,305
I actually do have a job.

510
00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:34,302
- I don't believe that.
- Thanks for being super fans.

511
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,998
Okay, before we send
this...

512
00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:39,506
we need to show
somebody a sneak preview.

513
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,192
Tim Kono had stumbled upon
Teddy Dimas' side business

514
00:24:47,197 --> 00:24:50,262
of grave robbing jewels from the dead.

515
00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:52,279
No shit.

516
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,724
Goddammit.

517
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,418
_

518
00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:11,442
_

519
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,668
And the day Tim was murdered was the day

520
00:25:24,673 --> 00:25:28,176
he finally got the evidence that
backed up his story of what he saw

521
00:25:28,181 --> 00:25:31,223
the night his friend Zoe died.

522
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,487
Tim returned
to the Arconia that day

523
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:37,037
to be greeted by an ominous
warning waiting under his door.

524
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:39,289
A suicide note.

525
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:41,458
So, he stuffed the note in a trash bag

526
00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:43,377
and took the elevator down to six.

527
00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:47,172
He confronted Teddy with
the trash bag at Teddy's doorstep,

528
00:25:47,173 --> 00:25:50,717
then flashed a gun he recently
bought on the black market.

529
00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:53,804
The gun that would
become the murder weapon.

530
00:25:53,805 --> 00:25:57,224
Teddy pulls the fire alarm,
lingers outside Tim's apartment.

531
00:25:57,225 --> 00:26:01,019
When Tim tries to leave, Theo stuns
him with a punch to the stomach.

532
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,146
The alarm covers the gunshot,

533
00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:05,774
Dimases make sure to
blend in with the residents

534
00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:08,861
walking downstairs
during the fire alarm.

535
00:26:08,862 --> 00:26:12,996
Confident they had gotten
away with murder.

536
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,160
Something's bothering me.

537
00:26:17,161 --> 00:26:19,955
Why would the Dimases sponsor a podcast

538
00:26:19,956 --> 00:26:21,723
they knew might out them?

539
00:26:21,728 --> 00:26:23,271
Hubris, I guess.

540
00:26:23,276 --> 00:26:25,335
Everybody always blames hubris.

541
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,606
- You really buy that?
- Sometimes the truth is weird, okay?

542
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:34,005
Real life doesn't always
resolve like mysteries do.

543
00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:35,217
Cheers!

544
00:26:35,222 --> 00:26:37,309
God bless us. Oh, no.

545
00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,078
Mm!

546
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:42,211
You know, I'm gonna miss
this case a little...

547
00:26:42,216 --> 00:26:43,856
Me, too.

548
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:50,020
_

549
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:58,168
_

550
00:26:59,263 --> 00:27:04,263
_

551
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,132
I know how you feel about Tim,

552
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:14,259
but I did find this.

553
00:27:15,354 --> 00:27:17,371
I can't reverse time,

554
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,739
but I've been gathering all the
jewels and evidence I can find

555
00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:23,288
to prove the crimes of Teddy Dimas.

556
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,462
I even have a lead on the emerald ring

557
00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:28,220
that can prove what I
saw the night Zoe died.

558
00:27:28,922 --> 00:27:31,341
It's all I can do to try to
make up for what happened,

559
00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:35,791
and for Oscar Torres,

560
00:27:35,796 --> 00:27:37,714
who was like a brother to me,

561
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,868
to begin to say I'm sorry.

562
00:27:41,646 --> 00:27:44,732
Even though I can't forgive
myself for my silence,

563
00:27:44,737 --> 00:27:46,954
and for all he lost

564
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:48,559
so unfairly,

565
00:27:49,129 --> 00:27:51,124
starting on that New Year's Eve.

566
00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:54,870
And while some clues are important,

567
00:27:54,875 --> 00:27:56,629
some lead nowhere.

568
00:27:58,012 --> 00:28:01,609
Yeah, man, as soon as the chief
saw "Dimases did it" trending,

569
00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:02,808
he told me to pick him up.

570
00:28:02,809 --> 00:28:06,186
Can you believe that
this is how crimes are solved now?

571
00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:08,105
I know. Isn't it fantastic?

572
00:28:08,106 --> 00:28:11,024
And I'm genuinely
impressed. You nailed them.

573
00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:12,582
Fully nailed them.

574
00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:15,899
Teddy Dimas is in a world of
trouble for the Cassidy death,

575
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,699
that grave robbing
insanity, and now this?

576
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:22,369
So we should be thankful that
this mystery did have a tidy ending.

577
00:28:22,370 --> 00:28:23,892
The Dimases did it.

578
00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:25,142
Case closed.

579
00:28:25,147 --> 00:28:26,698
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on.

580
00:28:26,702 --> 00:28:28,457
- Oh shit.
- _

581
00:28:28,462 --> 00:28:31,283
Fuck. Fuck, man!

582
00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,642
Is that a good "shit fuck fuck"?

583
00:28:33,647 --> 00:28:35,153
Tox report's back.

584
00:28:35,158 --> 00:28:37,306
- _
- Tim Kono was poisoned!

585
00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:39,470
He was already dead when he was shot.

586
00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:41,518
And if one of the neighbors on two

587
00:28:41,523 --> 00:28:44,207
has a Ring camera
pointed at the courtyard.

588
00:28:44,212 --> 00:28:47,712
Man, I'm sitting here looking at
timestamped photos from that night...

589
00:28:47,973 --> 00:28:52,357
of the Dimases outside before
the fire alarm even went off!

590
00:28:52,358 --> 00:28:54,776
They weren't even in the
building when Tim was killed!

591
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:55,802
Oh God.

592
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,895
Fuck!

593
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:01,759
Guys!

594
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,689
I hate saying this, but, uh,

595
00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:06,767
there may still be a
murderer in the building.

596
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,853
Wait, what do you mean?

597
00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:13,876
You mean my girlfriend was right?

598
00:29:13,881 --> 00:29:15,665
Wait, you've got a girlfriend?

599
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:18,467
Nobody ever listens to me or Jan!

600
00:29:35,668 --> 00:29:36,961
Jan?

601
00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:40,193
Jan, it's Charles.

602
00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:46,277
Jan!

603
00:29:47,931 --> 00:29:50,786
Jan! J... Help!

604
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,251
Anybody! Help!

605
00:29:52,256 --> 00:29:57,256
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