1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:24,956 # I was born in Houston # 3 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:28,626 # Life was full and good # 4 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:32,163 # Got a yen to travel # 5 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:35,466 # No one understood # 6 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:39,303 # Took my things and said goodbye # 7 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,538 # Left my family # 8 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:43,045 Don't you look pretty as a picture? 9 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:53,317 # On my own in Seattle # 10 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:57,121 # City by the sea # 11 00:01:57,126 --> 00:02:00,324 # There, a lovely woman # 12 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:05,229 # Gave her love to me... # 13 00:02:05,234 --> 00:02:11,040 She-ma yisrael adonai eloheinu, adonai echad. 14 00:02:19,315 --> 00:02:22,213 What's going on? Where am I? 15 00:02:22,218 --> 00:02:23,514 Morning, sunshine. 16 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,950 Willoughby? What have you done? 17 00:02:25,955 --> 00:02:29,353 Would you believe I just fancied a chat with an old friend? 18 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,888 Hardly. 19 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:33,691 Well, before you get all holier-than-thou, 20 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:36,812 if the tables were turned, you'd have done the same thing. 21 00:02:36,817 --> 00:02:39,096 Rabbi Loew animated his creature 22 00:02:39,101 --> 00:02:41,232 to protect his people from slaughter. 23 00:02:41,237 --> 00:02:45,336 I doubt you have such lofty intentions for me. 24 00:02:45,341 --> 00:02:46,904 That hurts my feelings. 25 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:50,841 I've got loads of important shit for us to do. 26 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:53,216 And old friends to see. 27 00:02:59,422 --> 00:03:02,853 Dear God, poor Niles! 28 00:03:02,858 --> 00:03:04,822 Whatever has happened to you? 29 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:06,228 Baphomet. 30 00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,560 Hello, love. 31 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:13,731 I'm perfectly well. Just lost a little weight, that's all. 32 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,433 How are you? 33 00:03:15,438 --> 00:03:17,534 - I... - Well, that's great! 34 00:03:17,539 --> 00:03:20,137 Listen, can I ask you something, head to head? 35 00:03:20,142 --> 00:03:22,573 What do you think of my pal, Willoughby? 36 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:26,410 Is he the kind of chap you see yourself settling down with? 37 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:31,082 Willy, how could you do this dreadful thing to your friend? 38 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,251 Whatever do you mean? 39 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,291 I think I look top shelf. 40 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:40,124 I have no interest in these baby games. 41 00:03:40,129 --> 00:03:44,161 Don't summon me again unless you decide to grow up. 42 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,568 Baby, wait! 43 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:49,267 Fuck! 44 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,002 I'm sorry, Willoughby, 45 00:03:51,007 --> 00:03:54,271 but that was pathetic, even for you... 46 00:03:56,912 --> 00:03:58,781 Wrong room, dickhead. 47 00:04:01,584 --> 00:04:03,419 Oh, fuck me. 48 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,964 So, are you gonna tell us who you are 49 00:04:14,969 --> 00:04:17,233 or does someone need to jam a foot up your pee-hole? 50 00:04:17,238 --> 00:04:22,672 Oh! Aren't you charming? Now, would you mind telling me, 51 00:04:22,677 --> 00:04:25,507 when are you expecting Niles Caulder back? 52 00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:26,843 - Well... - Look, lady. 53 00:04:26,848 --> 00:04:28,344 - You're in our house... - Mmm-hmm. 54 00:04:28,349 --> 00:04:30,547 - ... wearing our clothes and drinking our tea. - Yeah. 55 00:04:30,552 --> 00:04:33,016 Now, answer our questions. 56 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:35,157 Then maybe we could talk about Niles. 57 00:04:37,258 --> 00:04:39,622 - How were you made? - Excuse me? 58 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,997 Is that aluminum? You know, how does it... 59 00:04:42,002 --> 00:04:43,306 How does it stick to your face? 60 00:04:43,311 --> 00:04:45,161 Uh, that is his face. 61 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:48,097 That is his face! Wow, okay. 62 00:04:48,102 --> 00:04:51,100 - Stop doing that! - Okay, in a minute. Whoa! 63 00:04:51,105 --> 00:04:53,970 - It's fascinating. - How long have you been in our house? 64 00:04:53,975 --> 00:04:56,105 Well, long enough to see Bandages over here 65 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:58,140 play dress-up with your dead bodies. 66 00:04:58,145 --> 00:04:59,343 - No! - The fuck? 67 00:04:59,347 --> 00:05:03,347 I was at a low point and wasn't making great decisions, okay? 68 00:05:04,452 --> 00:05:08,518 Okay, tell me, why are you all scratching like circus animals? 69 00:05:09,423 --> 00:05:12,521 Your name, now. Or I'm dragging your ass out of here. 70 00:05:12,526 --> 00:05:15,458 Okay, well... I'm not being coy. Um... 71 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:18,461 The truth is, I can't remember. 72 00:05:18,466 --> 00:05:21,030 - Why are you looking for Chief? - Can't remember that either. 73 00:05:21,035 --> 00:05:22,465 But when I think of him, 74 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:25,501 I am filled with an overwhelming and immediate urge 75 00:05:25,506 --> 00:05:27,303 to punch him in the face. 76 00:05:27,308 --> 00:05:28,308 - That's him. - Yup. 77 00:05:28,313 --> 00:05:29,344 - Word. - Sounds about right. 78 00:05:29,348 --> 00:05:30,579 But here's what I do know. 79 00:05:30,584 --> 00:05:35,116 I seem to have traveled here via a sort of a time-travel capsule. 80 00:05:35,121 --> 00:05:36,335 - Ugh... - As a result, 81 00:05:36,339 --> 00:05:40,383 I have a moderate to more-than-moderate degree of memory loss. 82 00:05:40,388 --> 00:05:43,686 And that I need to find a certain Niles Caulder. 83 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,321 Bullshit! 84 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:47,356 There's no such thing as time travel. 85 00:05:47,361 --> 00:05:51,327 'Cause if there was, a certain sixth grade assbag named Jimmy Decker 86 00:05:51,332 --> 00:05:53,729 would've never pulled my pants down in assembly. 87 00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:57,333 And I never would've had the nickname "Cheeto Dick" for six years. 88 00:05:57,338 --> 00:05:59,402 That's what you would go back in time and fix? 89 00:05:59,407 --> 00:06:04,212 Fuck yeah! But like I said, time travel doesn't exist. 90 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:19,260 You were saying? 91 00:06:22,229 --> 00:06:23,960 What year did you come from? 92 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:25,900 Um... 93 00:06:32,902 --> 00:06:34,182 If you saw us dead, 94 00:06:34,187 --> 00:06:36,372 that means that you were here at least since yesterday. 95 00:06:36,377 --> 00:06:37,840 - Hey, Rita? - Hmm? 96 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,909 When did your super-secret alarm thing go off? 97 00:06:39,914 --> 00:06:44,447 Uh, the day before we went to Codsville, I think. 98 00:06:44,452 --> 00:06:46,716 Which you completely ignored. 99 00:06:46,721 --> 00:06:49,852 Well, the important thing is... Oh, shut up. 100 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,121 She's here now, isn't she? 101 00:06:51,126 --> 00:06:54,790 Right, yes. And now it's time for you all to answer my questions, 102 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:57,093 starting with, "Where is Niles Caulder?" 103 00:06:57,098 --> 00:07:01,464 He's deader than shit. God damn, I love saying that. 104 00:07:07,575 --> 00:07:08,871 I see. How long? 105 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:10,072 About two weeks. 106 00:07:10,077 --> 00:07:11,207 Two weeks. Right. 107 00:07:11,212 --> 00:07:13,410 Well, then I shall just time-travel back to then. 108 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:17,546 Then. You can do that? And actually talk to him? 109 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:21,016 It's a time machine, dear. So I can, you know, travel back 110 00:07:21,021 --> 00:07:23,791 and have a wee chat with Adam and Eve, if I want to. 111 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:27,321 Mmm, I don't know. 112 00:07:27,326 --> 00:07:30,226 Things were a little hairy around here two weeks ago. 113 00:07:30,231 --> 00:07:32,451 Kaiju candle-demon on the loose. 114 00:07:32,455 --> 00:07:34,497 You might wanna go back a little further. 115 00:07:34,502 --> 00:07:37,100 Right. Well, I shall go back three weeks, then. 116 00:07:37,105 --> 00:07:38,702 Ooh, yeah. 117 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:41,792 This place was lousy with sex ghosts around then. 118 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:43,072 I don't recommend it. 119 00:07:43,077 --> 00:07:44,406 - True. - That's right. 120 00:07:44,411 --> 00:07:46,909 - Well, four weeks? - No, no, no. 121 00:07:46,914 --> 00:07:48,677 Okay. Well, how about five? 122 00:07:48,682 --> 00:07:49,781 Hell, no. 123 00:07:49,785 --> 00:07:51,349 Seven? What about seven? Give me seven. 124 00:07:51,354 --> 00:07:53,415 Anyone for seven? You want to give me seven? 125 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:54,951 - Seven, anybody? - I think you're good. 126 00:07:54,955 --> 00:07:57,486 Good, all righty. Bon voyage! 127 00:07:57,491 --> 00:07:59,288 Send Chief our love. 128 00:07:59,293 --> 00:08:03,325 Tell him I said... He'll know what it means. 129 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:05,775 Okay, well, this is goodbye 130 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:08,964 and has been a truly infuriating experience. 131 00:08:08,969 --> 00:08:13,803 And I only hope that in your time of need, you will be met one day 132 00:08:13,808 --> 00:08:17,243 with the same ineptitude and uselessness 133 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:18,868 which you have shown me here today. 134 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,538 So, I bid you adieu. 135 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,112 Peace. God. 136 00:08:31,526 --> 00:08:34,357 Come on, come on. Let's go. 137 00:08:34,362 --> 00:08:35,991 Come on, come on. 138 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:41,735 Who's good with machines? 139 00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:46,468 Lady, I only knew time travel existed ten minutes ago. 140 00:08:46,473 --> 00:08:47,473 Mmm-hmm. 141 00:08:48,042 --> 00:08:50,039 Oh! Thank you. 142 00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:51,374 I can't fix your machine. 143 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:55,144 No. Well, not with that attitude, you can't. 144 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:56,178 What about Cliff? 145 00:08:56,183 --> 00:08:59,315 He knows everything about fixing cars. 146 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,040 Oh, I know more than everything. 147 00:09:01,044 --> 00:09:03,986 Thing is, I don't give a shit about any of this. 148 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:07,022 So you kids have a party. I'm out of here. 149 00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:10,492 Wait. We're just gonna let some crazy lady stay in our house 150 00:09:10,497 --> 00:09:12,995 and put her crazy lady fingers on all our stuff? 151 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,805 Because there's nothing weird about 152 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:17,032 some nutball traveling through time 153 00:09:17,037 --> 00:09:18,367 to see Chief? 154 00:09:18,372 --> 00:09:20,202 - Yup. - Pretty much, yeah. 155 00:09:20,207 --> 00:09:22,671 We've got our own crap to take care of, remember? 156 00:09:22,676 --> 00:09:26,247 We agreed to get help with our shit? 157 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:31,214 - You were serious about that? - Yup. You should be too. 158 00:09:32,419 --> 00:09:35,556 Well, you should mind your own fucking business. 159 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:40,956 Okay, right. Um, you. Take me to this secret alarm. 160 00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:42,725 I would like to have a look at it. 161 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:45,227 - I would be happy... - No. 162 00:09:45,232 --> 00:09:46,795 Oh, God. 163 00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:49,899 Oh, God! 164 00:09:49,904 --> 00:09:51,005 Shall we? 165 00:09:52,706 --> 00:09:55,104 Okay. Well, I'll be back to check on your work later. 166 00:09:55,109 --> 00:09:56,109 Oh, I'm not... 167 00:10:15,129 --> 00:10:16,129 Oh, God. 168 00:10:18,599 --> 00:10:21,297 Oh, God. 169 00:10:21,302 --> 00:10:23,766 Well, first, my leg started fucking up. 170 00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:26,335 Then my hands started shaking like fucking Jell-O. 171 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,938 I thought that it was just shitty craftsmanship 172 00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:30,940 by the shitty scientist that built my body. 173 00:10:30,945 --> 00:10:33,442 But then my buddy Cyborg scanned my shit and said 174 00:10:33,447 --> 00:10:35,277 it might be my brain that's fucked. 175 00:10:35,282 --> 00:10:37,980 Cyborg's not really my buddy. I don't know why I just said that. 176 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:40,183 He's more like this lesser version of me who lives in my house. 177 00:10:40,187 --> 00:10:42,985 Anyhoo, my daughter-in-law thinks I might have Parkinson's. 178 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,788 But she's not a doctor. She's a graphic designer. 179 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:48,429 But you're a doctor. So what do you think? 180 00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:54,802 Goddamn TikTokers. I don't have time for this. 181 00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:57,204 Hmph, okay. 182 00:11:15,389 --> 00:11:16,389 Fuck it. 183 00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:36,709 Shit! 184 00:11:40,014 --> 00:11:42,511 What the hell? 185 00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:45,886 Which of Niles's nonsense are you mixed up in now? 186 00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:48,684 It's a time machine. 187 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:51,086 And for some reason, I've been tasked with fixing it. 188 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:53,555 Also, it's not Niles. 189 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,391 I hope you didn't ask me here to help. 190 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:58,894 Time travel's fringe, experimental, dangerous. 191 00:11:58,899 --> 00:12:00,649 Few human trials that I know of 192 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,898 have led to neurological damage and memory loss. 193 00:12:02,903 --> 00:12:04,431 Fringe and experimental? 194 00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:06,869 As opposed to the body tech which was thoroughly vetted 195 00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:08,504 before you put it in my body? 196 00:12:08,509 --> 00:12:10,039 I did it to save your life. 197 00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:12,409 And if I'm not mistaken, it seems to have worked out okay. 198 00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:15,444 Alive and okay aren't the same thing. You know that, right? 199 00:12:15,449 --> 00:12:18,380 Maybe you'd have more body positivity if you'd made better choices 200 00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:19,416 for how you used your tech... 201 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,789 I didn't choose to put this in my body. You did. 202 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,653 What's going on here, Vic? 203 00:12:24,658 --> 00:12:26,288 Where's this coming from? 204 00:12:26,293 --> 00:12:28,357 I've just been wondering, is all, 205 00:12:28,362 --> 00:12:29,957 if there was another choice, 206 00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:32,666 if body tech was the only way to save my life. 207 00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:40,169 Okay, let's talk about choice. 208 00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:43,138 Like your choice to abet Roni Evers in evading authorities, 209 00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:45,307 a choice that cost me my job. 210 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:46,312 What? 211 00:12:47,815 --> 00:12:49,979 Technically, I'm on administrative leave. 212 00:12:49,984 --> 00:12:51,815 - But it's not looking good. - But that's not fair! 213 00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:52,883 You had nothing to do with it. 214 00:12:52,887 --> 00:12:56,151 You used S.T.A.R. Labs tech I designed to help a murderer! 215 00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:58,454 But she's not a bad person, Dad! 216 00:12:58,459 --> 00:13:00,089 If you know what she went through, 217 00:13:00,094 --> 00:13:02,057 you'd understand where she's coming from. 218 00:13:02,062 --> 00:13:04,698 She deserved a second chance, and I gave her one. 219 00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,199 So that's it? 220 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:13,202 You take zero responsibility for your actions? 221 00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:15,709 I can't believe I'd ever feel this disappointed in you, son. 222 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,144 But here we are. 223 00:13:22,016 --> 00:13:23,984 Do you want to know why I asked you over? 224 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:28,255 Two days ago, I died. 225 00:13:28,722 --> 00:13:29,722 What? 226 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,524 I went to the afterlife and I talked to Mom. 227 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:33,492 Oh... 228 00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:34,961 Finally happened. 229 00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:37,498 You've been hanging around these nuts so long, you done lost your mind. 230 00:13:37,502 --> 00:13:40,163 No. She told me that there was another way you could have saved me. 231 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:43,237 Yeah. And I want to know what it was. 232 00:13:44,872 --> 00:13:46,607 Was there another way or not? 233 00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:50,643 Well... 234 00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:55,082 We had, uh, developed a prototype 235 00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:57,546 for synthetic skin. 236 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:58,952 Oh, God. 237 00:14:00,587 --> 00:14:03,419 So, I could've looked normal. 238 00:14:03,424 --> 00:14:05,726 - It was still very... - Experimental. 239 00:14:07,061 --> 00:14:08,724 Like the cyber tech? 240 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:09,729 Just like this? 241 00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:12,895 Why would you do this to me? 242 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:17,766 You couldn't do human trials, so you used your own son as a guinea pig? 243 00:14:17,771 --> 00:14:18,967 Is that what this is? 244 00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:21,937 I cannot keep explaining myself. 245 00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:23,138 You can't or you won't? 246 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:27,276 Everything I did was to protect you. 247 00:14:27,281 --> 00:14:30,150 I don't care what you hear or who you talk to. 248 00:14:31,785 --> 00:14:33,153 It won't change that. 249 00:14:45,766 --> 00:14:50,165 I must apologize for my housemates' less-than-warm welcome. 250 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:54,569 It's just, most of them are trying to move on from Niles Caulder, 251 00:14:54,573 --> 00:14:56,818 so a mysterious stranger dredging him 252 00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,841 back up was probably a bit triggering. 253 00:14:58,846 --> 00:15:00,609 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 254 00:15:00,614 --> 00:15:02,277 Was he a bad man? 255 00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:03,779 Yes. 256 00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:04,818 And no. 257 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,183 He was a complicated person. 258 00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:09,823 Yes. Well, aren't we all? 259 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:14,790 Oh, shitting hell! 260 00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:17,926 Perhaps it was completely pointless coming here. 261 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:21,028 Well, how can you possibly know what to look for 262 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:22,465 when you don't know what you're looking for? 263 00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:26,034 Well, the mind may forget, but the gut may not. 264 00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:28,170 It is the elephant of the body, 265 00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:32,474 and it will tell me when I am onto something. 266 00:15:32,479 --> 00:15:36,145 It just occurred to me that I... I don't know what to call you. 267 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,451 Well, that makes two of us. 268 00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:41,116 What about Shannon? 269 00:15:41,121 --> 00:15:43,385 I have always liked that name. 270 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,854 Very well, Shannon it is. 271 00:15:45,859 --> 00:15:49,024 Why don't you tell me, um, what your name is? 272 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:51,493 It's Rita. Rita Farr. 273 00:15:51,498 --> 00:15:53,462 Ah, well, Rita. 274 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,287 I don't know why you have attached 275 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,999 yourself to me like a black-legged tick, 276 00:15:57,004 --> 00:15:59,668 but it is distracting and quite bothersome. 277 00:15:59,673 --> 00:16:04,039 And I don't mean to be unkind, but it's really annoying! 278 00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:07,209 Oh, I didn't mean to be any of those things. 279 00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:08,810 Do you have a question for me, 280 00:16:08,815 --> 00:16:13,348 or is your neediness some kind of holistic condition? 281 00:16:13,353 --> 00:16:15,350 Actually, I do. 282 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:17,186 Do I look at all familiar to you? 283 00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:21,890 My body elephant has the strongest feeling that we know each other. 284 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:24,760 No one looks familiar to me, not even me. 285 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:27,596 Or do you... Do you not know how amnesia works? 286 00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:33,335 Maybe try taking a nice long look at me for a minute. 287 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,810 Maybe it'll help jog something loose. Hmm? 288 00:16:45,185 --> 00:16:48,850 Oh, you got schmutz on your face there. 289 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:54,094 Ah! 290 00:17:00,768 --> 00:17:02,336 Hot dog! 291 00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:14,514 Okay. 292 00:17:24,891 --> 00:17:26,960 That's the stuff. 293 00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:32,298 Wow. 294 00:17:34,635 --> 00:17:35,669 Ugh! 295 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,303 Whatcha doing? 296 00:17:41,308 --> 00:17:43,806 Playing Frisbee golf. What does it look like, dipshit? 297 00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:46,275 Uh... 298 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,844 Like you're making creepy Bob Ross fan art. 299 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,149 You made me feel like shit 300 00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:52,080 for not honoring our stupid pact or whatever, 301 00:17:52,085 --> 00:17:56,318 so I tried making something out of my pain, like Abuelita told me to. 302 00:17:56,323 --> 00:17:57,453 But it didn't work. 303 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,655 And now I feel like an even bigger dick, 304 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:04,259 so I'm going to get high as fuck and then light it on fire. 305 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:06,695 - Wanna watch? - Definitely. 306 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:10,966 Only... maybe before you flick your Bic, 307 00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:15,337 you might wanna, I don't know, try talking to creepy Bob Ross. 308 00:18:15,342 --> 00:18:17,239 - About what? - Whatever you want. 309 00:18:17,244 --> 00:18:18,929 Maybe saying some shit you didn't get to 310 00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:20,974 before he died will give you some closure. 311 00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:24,112 Who crawled up your ass and made you Dr. Phil? 312 00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:27,482 When we were in the afterlife, I got to tell off my asshole dad, 313 00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:29,151 and it felt awesome! 314 00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:32,988 I'm talking top ten best moments of my life, or afterlife. 315 00:18:32,993 --> 00:18:35,023 At least it was great till he shoved his 316 00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:37,197 "Grandpa of the Year" mug up my butt. 317 00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:38,794 Not literally. 318 00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:42,831 And I got to tell Niles to suck a bucket of vaginas, 319 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:45,334 which also squeaks into my top ten. 320 00:18:45,339 --> 00:18:46,635 Wait, when did that happen? 321 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,703 Oh, uh... 322 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,305 Probably about, ooh, sometime after he died. 323 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,260 He was a ghost, and he wanted me to burn 324 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,175 his body so his soul could be at peace. 325 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,745 But I didn't do it because fuck him. 326 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,946 So I could've talked to him? 327 00:18:57,951 --> 00:19:00,420 That's what I'm saying! You still can. 328 00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:14,868 I'm sorry it has to end this way, old friends. 329 00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:19,167 I'd like to think you'll do well out here. 330 00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,837 But my guess is, you'll be dead a week after I am. 331 00:19:22,977 --> 00:19:25,974 I'm in crisis, Larry, and I need a sympathetic ear. 332 00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:28,443 Uh, not really a good time, okay? 333 00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,550 There was another me at Codsville. 334 00:19:33,587 --> 00:19:35,384 How do you mean? 335 00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:39,254 I mean, there was another me. As in, instead of just one of me, 336 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:40,456 there were two. 337 00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:44,059 It happened right after that ghastly red creature started shooting. 338 00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:46,561 I almost escaped, when "she" 339 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:49,731 shoved me back into the lounge. 340 00:19:49,736 --> 00:19:52,734 What's more is, she was wearing the exact same flight suit 341 00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:54,269 I found in Shannon's time machine. 342 00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:57,739 - Who's Shannon? - Our mysterious time traveler. 343 00:19:57,744 --> 00:19:58,908 It's what we're calling her now. 344 00:19:58,912 --> 00:20:00,242 She remembered her name? 345 00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:02,310 No. It's just what we're calling her. 346 00:20:02,315 --> 00:20:04,012 Please, Larry, try to stay focused. 347 00:20:04,017 --> 00:20:05,580 And if that weren't enough, 348 00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,816 there's that strange creature in the afterlife 349 00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:11,119 who not only seemed to know me, but to like me. 350 00:20:11,124 --> 00:20:12,879 But I couldn't get any answers 351 00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:15,590 or even a little common courtesy out of Shannon, 352 00:20:15,595 --> 00:20:19,561 so I am left to put the pieces together on my own. 353 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,597 But what does it all mean? 354 00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:25,238 I mean, the two seem unrelated to me. 355 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,970 Ha! Larry... 356 00:20:28,975 --> 00:20:32,512 What if I'm a world-renowned time traveler? 357 00:20:34,281 --> 00:20:35,544 Uh, look, 358 00:20:35,549 --> 00:20:37,779 after all the weird crap we've been through, 359 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:39,848 I can buy the time traveler piece. 360 00:20:39,853 --> 00:20:41,850 But where do you get "world-renowned"? 361 00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:46,321 Since I am one of two known time travelers, 362 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:48,824 one could extrapolate my elevated status. 363 00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:50,358 Or maybe you're trying to find 364 00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:53,333 some specialness inside you that isn't really there. 365 00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:58,872 Now, how could you say that to me? 366 00:21:05,212 --> 00:21:06,980 I'm dying, Rita. 367 00:21:09,283 --> 00:21:11,313 - Again? - Yeah. 368 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:13,048 What's happening? 369 00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:15,851 I've been puking up blue crap all morning. 370 00:21:15,856 --> 00:21:17,152 Since I don't eat or drink, 371 00:21:17,157 --> 00:21:18,692 I don't think that's a good sign. 372 00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:20,989 Oh, Larry. 373 00:21:20,994 --> 00:21:23,959 Yeah, apparently, life without the spirit has its limits. 374 00:21:23,964 --> 00:21:26,895 I think that's why he brought me into space, 375 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,135 so I could see it one last time. 376 00:21:30,737 --> 00:21:31,737 Anyway. 377 00:21:34,007 --> 00:21:37,711 I love you too much to not be honest during my last days. 378 00:21:41,414 --> 00:21:43,984 Now, you see here, Larry Trainor, I... 379 00:21:45,218 --> 00:21:46,753 What's on your bandages? 380 00:21:52,592 --> 00:21:54,322 Ugh! 381 00:21:54,327 --> 00:21:57,158 What fresh hell is this? Oh! 382 00:21:57,163 --> 00:22:01,696 You know, you... smell delicious. 383 00:22:01,701 --> 00:22:04,866 Do you have ham in your pocket or something? 384 00:22:04,871 --> 00:22:07,107 Um, not that I'm aware of, no. 385 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:13,547 Uh... Did, um... Did you just lick me? 386 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:19,052 Oh, I... I have no idea. 387 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:28,889 - _ - "The Sisterhood of Dada presents" 388 00:22:30,797 --> 00:22:32,961 Doesn't ring a bell. 389 00:22:32,966 --> 00:22:35,268 "Woman petting cat". 390 00:22:36,269 --> 00:22:37,269 Well? 391 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:48,158 Shelley Byron as Woman. Laura De Mille as Cat. 392 00:22:49,315 --> 00:22:50,784 Not a flicker. 393 00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:40,333 Larry! 394 00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:41,968 Rita... 395 00:24:34,187 --> 00:24:35,788 My body elephant! 396 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:38,710 I'm telling you, this is that 397 00:24:38,715 --> 00:24:40,689 crazy spider lady's puke or something. 398 00:24:40,694 --> 00:24:42,157 It's like a curse! 399 00:24:43,396 --> 00:24:45,932 Bless you. Oh, my fuck! 400 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:54,202 I don't feel so good. 401 00:24:54,207 --> 00:24:55,842 You don't look great either. 402 00:24:56,743 --> 00:24:58,645 Jane? Jane? 403 00:25:10,557 --> 00:25:11,958 Oh! 404 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:54,100 Oh. 405 00:25:59,105 --> 00:26:03,304 Oh. Everybody... 406 00:26:03,309 --> 00:26:06,541 Everybody, come, I know who I am! 407 00:26:06,546 --> 00:26:08,343 I'm a bird! 408 00:26:08,348 --> 00:26:11,184 And I can fly... I think. 409 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,822 Brains! 410 00:26:16,489 --> 00:26:18,091 Brains! 411 00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,434 Brains? 412 00:26:32,138 --> 00:26:34,336 What happened to you morons this time? 413 00:26:34,341 --> 00:26:37,744 Brains. 414 00:26:40,213 --> 00:26:41,976 Are you the one who zombified these tits? 415 00:26:41,981 --> 00:26:45,180 I don't think so. I couldn't swear to it, though. 416 00:26:45,185 --> 00:26:46,452 Who's she? 417 00:26:46,485 --> 00:26:48,275 _ 418 00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:50,239 _ 419 00:26:50,406 --> 00:26:51,695 _ 420 00:26:51,705 --> 00:26:53,362 _ 421 00:26:53,372 --> 00:26:56,119 _ 422 00:26:56,162 --> 00:26:59,694 Uh-huh. Okay. Um, could somebody tell me what's going on here? 423 00:26:59,699 --> 00:27:02,377 - 'Cause I'm... - What happened to you lot? 424 00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:05,003 _ 425 00:27:05,255 --> 00:27:07,874 _ 426 00:27:07,884 --> 00:27:10,500 _ 427 00:27:10,510 --> 00:27:12,344 _ 428 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,838 _ 429 00:27:14,848 --> 00:27:18,146 Sure thing. I need an axe, gallon of petrol and a match. 430 00:27:18,267 --> 00:27:21,636 _ 431 00:27:21,688 --> 00:27:23,256 Got it in one, Bubba Ho-tep. 432 00:27:25,066 --> 00:27:27,525 _ 433 00:27:27,535 --> 00:27:30,236 _ 434 00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:34,734 Find me a VCR in this pit, and all will be explained. 435 00:27:36,669 --> 00:27:40,073 Brains. 436 00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:52,180 Is that Niles Caulder? 437 00:27:52,185 --> 00:27:55,083 More or less. Shorter than you imagined, I bet. 438 00:27:57,790 --> 00:27:58,858 You're funny. 439 00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:00,283 _ 440 00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:04,331 Listen up, freaks. I got your dead leader's head. 441 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,055 _ 442 00:28:06,065 --> 00:28:08,396 If you want it back, you'll come and see me. 443 00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:13,501 But don't keep me waiting or I will make him pay for it! 444 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,361 _ 445 00:28:16,371 --> 00:28:20,603 _ 446 00:28:20,613 --> 00:28:24,646 Don't do it. Don't come here. Save yourselves! 447 00:28:24,651 --> 00:28:27,387 Shut up! 448 00:28:29,222 --> 00:28:30,323 I'll see you real soon. 449 00:28:32,707 --> 00:28:35,626 _ 450 00:28:35,636 --> 00:28:38,755 _ 451 00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:40,862 I had Niles' head first. 452 00:28:40,867 --> 00:28:43,002 Darren stole it off me. Took my coat too. 453 00:28:43,144 --> 00:28:44,263 _ 454 00:28:44,273 --> 00:28:45,728 _ 455 00:28:45,738 --> 00:28:47,769 Calm your festering arses down. 456 00:28:47,774 --> 00:28:50,238 Do you know how much arcane mystical knowledge 457 00:28:50,243 --> 00:28:52,073 is swimming around in that man's noodle? 458 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,342 Better I have it than some other crazy bastard. 459 00:28:54,347 --> 00:28:55,944 Oh, right. 460 00:28:55,949 --> 00:29:00,147 - So you pilfered it in order to protect it? - That's right. 461 00:29:00,152 --> 00:29:04,519 Not because its inherent magical value would fetch a fine price? 462 00:29:04,524 --> 00:29:05,988 I'm sorry, who the fuck are you again? 463 00:29:05,992 --> 00:29:09,290 I'm a bird. And my name is Laura De Mille. 464 00:29:09,295 --> 00:29:12,493 And that head may be the key to unlocking my memory, 465 00:29:12,498 --> 00:29:14,500 so we have to rescue it. 466 00:29:14,524 --> 00:29:16,049 _ 467 00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,302 _ 468 00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:19,767 _ 469 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,173 _ 470 00:29:22,183 --> 00:29:25,354 _ 471 00:29:25,812 --> 00:29:27,675 I did have a plan. 472 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,043 A bloody good one. 473 00:29:29,048 --> 00:29:31,980 But as per usual, your dumbfuckery 474 00:29:31,985 --> 00:29:35,783 jammed a spanner up my arse and now you're zombies. 475 00:29:35,788 --> 00:29:38,419 Is it too much to ask for you twats 476 00:29:38,424 --> 00:29:40,938 not to fuck yourselves up so spectacularly? 477 00:29:40,943 --> 00:29:43,507 Well, I may have an idea there. 478 00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:45,760 We just need to keep this undead brood 479 00:29:45,765 --> 00:29:49,836 from feasting on our brains till we put it into action. 480 00:29:53,072 --> 00:29:54,440 Got it covered, love. 481 00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:04,245 This was in James Dean's car the night he bit it. 482 00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:06,347 It covers the smell of brains. 483 00:30:06,352 --> 00:30:08,583 And the, um... And the hats? 484 00:30:08,588 --> 00:30:11,324 Keep our heads warm. It's cold without my coat. 485 00:30:12,425 --> 00:30:13,426 Yeah. 486 00:30:31,778 --> 00:30:32,845 Come on. 487 00:30:43,256 --> 00:30:45,386 Look, you muppets. Delicious brains. 488 00:30:45,391 --> 00:30:47,455 - Yummy, yummy. - Brains! 489 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:49,395 Brains! 490 00:31:09,204 --> 00:31:11,995 _ 491 00:31:12,006 --> 00:31:13,248 _ 492 00:31:13,258 --> 00:31:17,248 _ 493 00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:19,982 _ 494 00:31:19,992 --> 00:31:22,590 Look, I don't know you. 495 00:31:22,595 --> 00:31:24,730 And I'm not sure this plan's going to work. 496 00:31:25,365 --> 00:31:27,400 But fuck it. Here. 497 00:31:33,406 --> 00:31:35,670 Be very careful with that. 498 00:31:35,675 --> 00:31:37,605 - It's petrified dragon's piss. - Mmm-hmm. 499 00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:40,408 Most people worry about the fire, but it's the piss that'll get you. 500 00:31:40,413 --> 00:31:43,077 Should pop his head like a balloon. 501 00:31:43,082 --> 00:31:44,283 See you on the other side. 502 00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:52,858 This way, Solomons Grundy. 503 00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:10,336 _ 504 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,060 _ 505 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,313 _ 506 00:32:14,727 --> 00:32:16,434 _ 507 00:32:16,444 --> 00:32:19,020 _ 508 00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:21,939 _ 509 00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:23,321 _ 510 00:32:23,656 --> 00:32:25,291 There you are, my beauty. 511 00:32:40,273 --> 00:32:42,942 He kept a serial killer diary. 512 00:32:45,545 --> 00:32:49,310 I thought I smelled abominations. 513 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:50,483 Brains? 514 00:32:52,475 --> 00:32:54,744 _ 515 00:32:54,754 --> 00:32:57,518 I'm so glad you sons of bitches are here. 516 00:32:57,523 --> 00:32:59,387 I got one hell of a tale to tell you. 517 00:32:59,392 --> 00:33:01,923 It's about a man who was on top of the world... 518 00:33:04,263 --> 00:33:06,928 He had it all. A career, 519 00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:09,530 a beautiful wife and children, 520 00:33:09,535 --> 00:33:11,300 a home that would make Martha Stewart 521 00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:13,345 shit through her mouth with jealousy. 522 00:33:13,789 --> 00:33:15,699 _ 523 00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:18,204 _ 524 00:33:18,211 --> 00:33:19,907 Shut up, freaks! 525 00:33:19,912 --> 00:33:24,045 You destroyed my life, and God damn it, you will listen to me! 526 00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:25,546 Okay, this is... This is good. 527 00:33:25,551 --> 00:33:28,754 You've a mission and a plan, and... 528 00:33:29,555 --> 00:33:30,952 And you're a bird. 529 00:33:30,957 --> 00:33:33,054 So you've learned so much about yourself already, 530 00:33:33,059 --> 00:33:35,156 you are almost there. 531 00:33:35,161 --> 00:33:40,194 You are going to, uh, fly down there 532 00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:45,233 like you have surely done a thousand times before 533 00:33:45,238 --> 00:33:50,304 and, uh, place this magical, disgusting doodad thing 534 00:33:50,309 --> 00:33:52,979 on that psychopath's head. 535 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:57,216 Okay. 536 00:34:01,254 --> 00:34:02,822 Transform! 537 00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:07,984 You probably haven't thought twice 538 00:34:07,989 --> 00:34:09,757 about your little visit to the Ant Farm, 539 00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:13,761 but it has haunted me every second of every day since. 540 00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:16,676 Do you have any idea what it's like 541 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:19,861 to be attacked by hundreds of butts, 542 00:34:19,866 --> 00:34:22,698 who tear into every inch of your flesh, 543 00:34:22,703 --> 00:34:25,405 and then later, at dinner, 544 00:34:26,479 --> 00:34:27,513 at church, 545 00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:31,250 at my daughter's softball game, 546 00:34:32,818 --> 00:34:34,187 something happens. 547 00:34:37,123 --> 00:34:40,087 And then your wife tells you she can't stand you, 548 00:34:40,092 --> 00:34:41,761 that you're not even a man anymore. 549 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,880 _ 550 00:34:45,298 --> 00:34:48,134 - I'm sorry, what? - She wants to see the head. 551 00:34:48,968 --> 00:34:49,969 Oh. 552 00:34:59,045 --> 00:35:02,143 My God, what's happened to you? 553 00:35:02,148 --> 00:35:03,849 They're zombies, you berk. 554 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,714 Transform! 555 00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,455 Trans... Damn you! Damn it. Trans... 556 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:14,740 _ 557 00:35:15,962 --> 00:35:17,463 Fuck me, it's a dud. 558 00:35:17,746 --> 00:35:19,729 _ 559 00:35:19,732 --> 00:35:22,997 I am gonna kill you all so fucking hard! 560 00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:25,126 Fuck off hard. You were gonna try that anyway. 561 00:35:25,128 --> 00:35:27,038 _ 562 00:35:27,048 --> 00:35:29,503 _ 563 00:35:29,513 --> 00:35:32,553 _ 564 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,476 You know, usually when I tell that story 565 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:38,179 right when I come to the "something happens" part, 566 00:35:38,184 --> 00:35:40,853 somebody usually asks me what made my wife leave. 567 00:35:47,393 --> 00:35:49,590 Come on! 568 00:35:49,595 --> 00:35:52,665 Eh, fuck it. What happened? 569 00:35:53,432 --> 00:35:54,900 I'm so glad you asked. 570 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,056 _ 571 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:22,622 _ 572 00:36:22,632 --> 00:36:23,932 Good shitting Christ, 573 00:36:23,937 --> 00:36:26,227 we're all the way through the looking glass now. 574 00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:36,951 _ 575 00:36:38,911 --> 00:36:39,945 Shit! 576 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:49,655 # Oh, yeah! # 577 00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:51,724 # Yeah! # 578 00:36:53,492 --> 00:36:58,426 # Yeah, there's some stuff that I really wanna do # 579 00:36:58,431 --> 00:37:02,568 # Yeah, badass people I wanna show you # 580 00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:08,307 # Oh, wait for it here it comes # 581 00:37:08,644 --> 00:37:11,401 _ 582 00:37:12,442 --> 00:37:14,452 _ 583 00:37:17,116 --> 00:37:20,186 Ignore the butts. Ignore the, um... The zombies. 584 00:37:21,053 --> 00:37:22,717 Hey, yeah. 585 00:37:22,722 --> 00:37:25,519 You're here for the head. The head. And you will get the head. 586 00:37:25,524 --> 00:37:27,822 There is no failure, only death. 587 00:37:27,827 --> 00:37:32,531 And you will not die today, sister! 588 00:37:33,466 --> 00:37:35,000 Fuck you, asshole! 589 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:38,671 Fuck! 590 00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:46,236 _ 591 00:38:26,352 --> 00:38:27,648 Don't worry, Tweety. 592 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:29,555 You'll get your seven minutes in heaven. 593 00:38:38,164 --> 00:38:40,060 Brains! 594 00:38:40,065 --> 00:38:41,366 - Oops. - Leg it. 595 00:38:48,507 --> 00:38:52,373 ... them? 596 00:38:52,378 --> 00:38:53,741 - Fuck 'em. - What? 597 00:38:53,746 --> 00:38:56,410 Wait, I can save them. 598 00:38:56,415 --> 00:38:58,412 You bleeding heart bastard. 599 00:38:58,417 --> 00:39:00,748 Now's as good a time as any to cut the cord. 600 00:39:00,753 --> 00:39:02,917 Like you did with my daughter? 601 00:39:02,922 --> 00:39:03,922 Oh. 602 00:39:05,391 --> 00:39:07,693 Damn, you sentimental fool. 603 00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:13,961 All right, Walt Disney, what's the plan? 604 00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:18,132 Years ago, I discovered that zombies crave human brains 605 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:21,468 because the brain produces a rare chemical 606 00:39:21,473 --> 00:39:24,605 that can actually cure the affliction. 607 00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:27,708 Unfortunately, the truth was bastardized by filmmakers 608 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:30,744 who believed it made for better cinema. 609 00:39:30,749 --> 00:39:33,681 Thanks for the history lesson, but my head guy in Paris 610 00:39:33,686 --> 00:39:37,189 isn't taking my calls at the moment, so I have no idea on... 611 00:39:40,492 --> 00:39:42,590 Huh. 612 00:39:42,595 --> 00:39:46,465 You want me to feed you to that pack of morons? 613 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,431 They're my family. 614 00:39:50,436 --> 00:39:52,404 It's all I have left to give them. 615 00:39:54,974 --> 00:39:58,077 Fine. Thing of it is... 616 00:40:01,614 --> 00:40:03,644 I don't think I can. 617 00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:08,821 Um, well, that's okay, I'll... I'll take care of him. 618 00:40:20,799 --> 00:40:22,997 We've had some times, haven't we? 619 00:40:23,002 --> 00:40:24,965 The best of them. 620 00:40:24,970 --> 00:40:27,267 So long, you bearded twat. 621 00:40:27,272 --> 00:40:28,540 Hope they choke on you. 622 00:40:29,475 --> 00:40:30,709 Goodbye, Willoughby. 623 00:40:36,148 --> 00:40:37,983 Baphomet really does love you. 624 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:41,887 Stop trying to smother her. 625 00:40:53,699 --> 00:40:55,629 Mr. Caulder, 626 00:40:55,634 --> 00:41:01,903 I am so sorry to ask anything of you at a time like this, 627 00:41:02,408 --> 00:41:04,838 but I am in some need. 628 00:41:04,843 --> 00:41:07,641 I know my name is Laura De Mille, 629 00:41:07,646 --> 00:41:11,211 and that I am associated with the Sisterhood of Dada 630 00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:15,883 and that I am a bird and an ottoman. 631 00:41:15,888 --> 00:41:20,220 The only other thing that I am aware of is that I need to find you, 632 00:41:20,225 --> 00:41:22,656 but I have no idea why. 633 00:41:22,661 --> 00:41:25,893 - Do you know me? - I know you. 634 00:41:25,898 --> 00:41:28,729 All too well, I'm afraid. 635 00:41:28,734 --> 00:41:30,364 Oh, I see. 636 00:41:30,369 --> 00:41:33,172 Well, I gather we weren't on friendly terms, then? 637 00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:35,603 Can you tell me why? 638 00:41:35,608 --> 00:41:37,471 - No. - No? 639 00:41:37,476 --> 00:41:39,239 You heard me. 640 00:41:39,244 --> 00:41:41,146 Yes, I... I heard you. 641 00:41:42,514 --> 00:41:45,179 - But why? - I'll make you a deal. 642 00:41:45,184 --> 00:41:48,782 I have documents with information about you. 643 00:41:48,787 --> 00:41:51,952 Give me your word that after you feed my head to my people, 644 00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:54,254 you'll stay the hell away from them, 645 00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:57,591 and I'll tell you where the documents are. 646 00:41:57,596 --> 00:42:01,033 Though I must be out of my mind to trust you. 647 00:42:03,068 --> 00:42:05,232 Mmm-hmm. 648 00:42:05,237 --> 00:42:09,274 You know, I do not understand why you have so much venom for me. 649 00:42:10,275 --> 00:42:11,644 I'm not a bad person. 650 00:42:13,212 --> 00:42:14,213 Am I? 651 00:42:16,248 --> 00:42:18,779 I don't feel like I'm a bad person. 652 00:42:18,784 --> 00:42:20,494 Surely that's not the kind of thing 653 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:23,809 that can be erased with one's memory. 654 00:42:23,814 --> 00:42:28,914 Deeds have a way of leaving indelible marks on the soul. 655 00:42:28,919 --> 00:42:30,788 Do you agree or not? 656 00:42:35,568 --> 00:42:36,635 Uh... 657 00:42:50,015 --> 00:42:52,317 Brains! 658 00:43:10,002 --> 00:43:11,136 Oh, Jane. 659 00:43:12,104 --> 00:43:14,606 My dear, dear Jane. 660 00:43:21,094 --> 00:43:23,740 _ 661 00:43:36,738 --> 00:43:39,748 _ 662 00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:45,833 It's okay. I love you, Jane. 663 00:43:45,838 --> 00:43:47,706 I want you to eat me. 664 00:43:49,541 --> 00:43:50,742 Eat me. 665 00:43:51,910 --> 00:43:53,245 Eat me. 666 00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:56,381 Eat me. 667 00:43:57,716 --> 00:43:58,851 Eat... 668 00:44:38,056 --> 00:44:43,090 So, are we, like, cannibals now? 669 00:44:43,095 --> 00:44:45,115 - Shut the fuck up. - Don't. 670 00:44:47,065 --> 00:44:51,131 Technically, since 99.99999% of my body is metal, 671 00:44:51,136 --> 00:44:54,434 I'd have to eat a Buick Skylark to be a cannibal. 672 00:44:54,439 --> 00:44:56,037 - Come on, man. - Stop saying that word. 673 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,242 Please stop talking. 674 00:45:00,746 --> 00:45:02,879 Will someone at least tell me what it tasted like? 675 00:45:02,883 --> 00:45:05,488 - Enough already. - I will stomp your brain 676 00:45:05,493 --> 00:45:06,993 like a jelly-filled balloon. 677 00:45:09,154 --> 00:45:10,384 I will say this. 678 00:45:10,389 --> 00:45:13,227 The one upside to being a zombie was 679 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:16,332 the only thing I worried about was finding brains. 680 00:45:18,397 --> 00:45:21,767 It was sort of, I don't know, peaceful. 681 00:45:23,335 --> 00:45:24,670 Anyone feel like that? 682 00:45:27,439 --> 00:45:29,341 Okay, just throwing it out there. 683 00:45:30,687 --> 00:45:32,354 _ 684 00:45:32,364 --> 00:45:34,313 _ 685 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:38,011 "Laura De Mille is a disloyal 686 00:45:38,016 --> 00:45:41,787 and self-serving cancer to be excised. 687 00:45:43,622 --> 00:45:46,358 It is my strong recommendation 688 00:45:49,194 --> 00:45:51,530 that she be terminated immediately". 689 00:45:52,797 --> 00:45:55,677 _ 690 00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:44,216 "Eat me". 691 00:46:48,487 --> 00:46:49,888 "Eat me!" 692 00:46:56,504 --> 00:46:58,897 _ 693 00:46:58,908 --> 00:47:02,827 _ 694 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:06,867 - _ - What's this? 695 00:47:06,872 --> 00:47:08,540 Online pharmacy? 696 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:12,611 No prescription necessary. 697 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,446 Fuck yeah! 698 00:47:14,956 --> 00:47:17,956 _ 699 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,727 What the hell? 700 00:47:42,274 --> 00:47:43,675 My God! 701 00:47:53,452 --> 00:47:54,453 God! 702 00:47:59,157 --> 00:48:00,292 Oh, shit. 703 00:48:33,825 --> 00:48:35,956 So, what happened with Niles? 704 00:48:35,961 --> 00:48:38,925 Did he give you the answers you were looking for? 705 00:48:38,930 --> 00:48:42,033 Will you be leaving us soon? 706 00:48:44,102 --> 00:48:45,799 Ugh, now see here, you. 707 00:48:45,804 --> 00:48:47,367 You are a guest in our home. 708 00:48:47,372 --> 00:48:50,537 And though you did help save our bacon... 709 00:48:50,542 --> 00:48:54,307 it doesn't give you the right to ignore my questions. 710 00:48:54,312 --> 00:48:57,149 We know each other. I am certain of it and... 711 00:49:03,388 --> 00:49:05,223 Perhaps this isn't a good time. 712 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,731 Oh. I just made some oatmeal cookies. 713 00:49:13,999 --> 00:49:15,200 Would you like one? 714 00:49:17,569 --> 00:49:18,837 That would be nice. 715 00:49:20,672 --> 00:49:21,673 Thank you. 716 00:50:27,906 --> 00:50:30,242 Brains! 717 00:50:36,372 --> 00:50:42,500 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -