1 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,079 _ 2 00:00:57,931 --> 00:01:00,056 Timothy! Come wash up for supper. 3 00:01:00,082 --> 00:01:01,744 Your father will be home soon. 4 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,884 In a minute, Mom! 5 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,352 Mama! Dust devils! 6 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:05,626 Timmy. 7 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,532 Timmy! 8 00:02:07,607 --> 00:02:09,000 Timmy! 9 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:21,821 Timmy! 10 00:02:23,688 --> 00:02:24,977 Timmy! 11 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,196 _ 12 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:39,593 Mommy? Please don't be afraid. 13 00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:42,071 Timmy! Oh, my God, where are you? 14 00:02:47,087 --> 00:02:48,095 Timmy? 15 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:50,934 Mommy, please don't be afraid. 16 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,035 Take my hand, Mommy. 17 00:02:56,246 --> 00:02:58,235 You don't have to be afraid. 18 00:03:05,305 --> 00:03:07,844 _ 19 00:03:21,508 --> 00:03:25,226 Oh, honey, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. 20 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:30,148 Maria? 21 00:03:34,227 --> 00:03:35,640 Maria. 22 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:42,771 Maria. 23 00:05:04,564 --> 00:05:07,321 www.subtitulamos.tv 24 00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:18,806 You're awful quiet today, Mr. President. 25 00:05:19,122 --> 00:05:21,032 Oh, come on, guys. 26 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,774 And for the umpteenth time, Ike. 27 00:05:24,814 --> 00:05:27,438 _ 28 00:05:29,298 --> 00:05:31,977 Came here to be with friends, not subordinates. 29 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:34,631 Right, and you're supposed to be relaxing, Ike. 30 00:05:34,657 --> 00:05:37,634 So what is it? Korea? McCarthy? 31 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:40,071 Mamie won't let you eat off TV trays? 32 00:05:41,376 --> 00:05:44,704 No, it's just a little question I have. 33 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:50,720 So why is it I can land 150,000 soldiers in Normandy... 34 00:05:55,132 --> 00:05:57,901 put I can't put one lousy ball in one lousy hole? 35 00:05:57,927 --> 00:06:00,069 I'd give anything for that answer. 36 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,229 And they say you're not a deep thinker. 37 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,117 They're probably right. 38 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:08,562 Looks like you're "Mr. President" again. 39 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:17,890 We need to speak, Mr. President. It's urgent. 40 00:06:21,252 --> 00:06:22,976 Excuse me, fellas. 41 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:30,187 There's been an incursion into U.S. airspace. 42 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:31,876 Vehicle was shot down by an interceptor 43 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,867 just north of Edwards Air Force base. 44 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,564 Was it the Russians? 45 00:06:37,074 --> 00:06:39,047 We don't think so, sir. 46 00:06:43,284 --> 00:06:45,015 Excuse me, fellas. 47 00:06:50,656 --> 00:06:52,250 I'm telling you. 48 00:06:52,276 --> 00:06:55,203 Bet it was the duck that they served from the hunt. 49 00:06:55,422 --> 00:06:57,661 Bit into some buckshot and cracked a tooth. 50 00:06:57,687 --> 00:06:59,252 That was two nights ago. 51 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,351 Why is this the first I'm hearing about it? 52 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,304 Well, I didn't want to... 53 00:07:03,539 --> 00:07:05,677 spoil the dinner and worry you. 54 00:07:05,703 --> 00:07:08,336 There's a doctor at the base. I'm sure he can put a cap on it. 55 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:11,364 So you're driving to an air force base to see a dentist. 56 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,721 If I go into... if I go into town for any kind of medical procedure, 57 00:07:14,747 --> 00:07:16,832 it'll set off the press, and you know how those boys are. 58 00:07:16,858 --> 00:07:18,841 What's going on, Ike? 59 00:07:21,127 --> 00:07:23,153 Who are you going to see? 60 00:07:24,481 --> 00:07:28,177 Now, don't look at me as if I have no right to ask you that. 61 00:07:28,786 --> 00:07:30,671 We both know not all of your secrets 62 00:07:30,697 --> 00:07:32,966 have to do with national security. 63 00:07:34,179 --> 00:07:36,515 I'm just gonna go see a man with a drill. 64 00:07:36,938 --> 00:07:38,192 That's all. 65 00:07:40,122 --> 00:07:44,388 One year in office, and you still can't lie to save your life. 66 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,693 I suppose I should be proud of you. 67 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,802 I'll see you tomorrow. 68 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,697 We still can't identify the vehicle. 69 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,271 It's not one of ours, that much we know. 70 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,770 - We have managed to locate a body. - A body? 71 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,019 Was pretty messed up in the crash. Can't tell what it is. 72 00:08:26,534 --> 00:08:29,927 Sir, if I may, there's still a concern about radiation. 73 00:08:34,455 --> 00:08:36,169 Mother of God. 74 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,598 Show me. 75 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,308 Looks like a child. 76 00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:04,283 Get it back to the base. 77 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,563 Is this site secure? 78 00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:11,448 Nothing's getting in or out. 79 00:09:11,474 --> 00:09:13,601 We have two King 40s on their way from Edwards 80 00:09:13,627 --> 00:09:15,370 to haul this thing away. 81 00:09:30,692 --> 00:09:33,094 Well, we can safely say it's not the Russians 82 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,183 or the Chinese or the Boy Scouts of America. 83 00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:37,712 No, sir. 84 00:09:38,861 --> 00:09:41,198 And now we have ourselves a new question. 85 00:09:42,408 --> 00:09:43,652 Why? 86 00:09:44,106 --> 00:09:45,841 Why is it here? 87 00:09:48,356 --> 00:09:49,588 Sir! 88 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,591 You need to see this! 89 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:12,705 It's okay. 90 00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:14,424 It's okay. 91 00:10:14,624 --> 00:10:16,759 It's okay. We're here to help. 92 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,362 Who are you? 93 00:10:24,715 --> 00:10:26,479 Can you tell me your name? 94 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,151 My name... 95 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:32,909 is Amelia. 96 00:10:35,341 --> 00:10:36,745 Amelia? 97 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,167 Amelia Earhart. 98 00:10:44,481 --> 00:10:46,012 _ 99 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,160 Our plane was approaching Howland Island. 100 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,400 We were having trouble with our RDF. 101 00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:55,889 We couldn't get a signal. It was very weak. 102 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,258 I told Fred we must have blown a fuse, 103 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,863 but he said it was working, so. 104 00:11:01,175 --> 00:11:03,567 Keep going, Amelia. It's important. 105 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,074 We maintained our heading, 106 00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:11,746 but Howland Island, it just wasn't there. 107 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,774 There was just ocean. 108 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,903 We couldn't understand it. 109 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,770 And then all our instruments, they went... 110 00:11:19,772 --> 00:11:21,246 They went crazy. 111 00:11:21,572 --> 00:11:23,940 All of the dials, they were just... 112 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:27,965 Just spinning. We couldn't make sense of anything. 113 00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,024 We were going down. 114 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:32,871 And then... 115 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,668 everything went white. 116 00:11:39,577 --> 00:11:42,214 It was like we flew into the sun. 117 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,731 And that's all. 118 00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:51,559 Well, that's all I remember. 119 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:54,738 And those... 120 00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:58,043 marks on your body, how did you get those? 121 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,307 - Needles. - Needles? 122 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:07,314 Needles. I don't like needles. I don't trust them. But they insisted. 123 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:11,637 They said that it was important, that it wouldn't hurt, but it did. 124 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,348 Sometimes they took my blood; sometimes they... 125 00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:20,337 Put things inside me. 126 00:12:20,911 --> 00:12:22,329 Who? 127 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,947 Amelia, who did this to you? 128 00:12:30,712 --> 00:12:32,291 Where am I? 129 00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:36,276 You're in an American air force base 130 00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:38,810 in California, Miss Earhart. 131 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,491 You're safe here. 132 00:12:41,114 --> 00:12:44,838 My name is Dwight Eisenhower, and I'm the President of the United States. 133 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:48,216 You're a liar. Franklin Roosevelt is president. What am I doing here? 134 00:12:48,242 --> 00:12:50,318 What am I doing here? What's going on? 135 00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:51,982 Where's Fred? 136 00:12:52,008 --> 00:12:54,875 Where's Fred? I want to talk to Fred. Please, I want to talk to him. 137 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,010 Please, please, I want to talk to Fred. 138 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,443 Fred! 139 00:12:58,506 --> 00:13:00,823 Where is Fred? Please. No, no. 140 00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:03,130 Fred! I want to talk to Fred! 141 00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:04,698 I want to talk to Fred! 142 00:13:04,724 --> 00:13:07,687 You're not Americans! You're not American! 143 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,489 Fred! You're not Americans! 144 00:13:09,515 --> 00:13:11,383 I'm fine, I'm fine. 145 00:13:12,911 --> 00:13:15,503 Get it away from me! Get it away from me! 146 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,464 No, get it away from me! 147 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:20,294 Please, no more, no more! 148 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,884 What'd you find out? 149 00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:29,232 Miss Earhart's fingerprints are still on file with the FBI, 150 00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:32,083 but it's gonna take at least a day to get a comparison. 151 00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:35,078 I think we both know what the results will be. 152 00:13:35,104 --> 00:13:38,643 Sir, Amelia Earhart disappeared in 1937. 153 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,958 Nearly 20 years ago. 154 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:43,184 She'd be almost 60. 155 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:47,276 Mamie used to keep a photo of her in her office. 156 00:13:47,302 --> 00:13:49,622 She worshipped the woman. 157 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:52,903 I saw that photo practically every day. That... 158 00:13:53,193 --> 00:13:55,272 that's Amelia Earhart. 159 00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:57,911 She's sedated, Mr. President. 160 00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:01,682 Whatever she needs, she gets. 161 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,060 Understood. 162 00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:04,888 There's something else, sir. 163 00:14:04,914 --> 00:14:06,463 While you were speaking to her, we got back 164 00:14:06,489 --> 00:14:08,708 a preliminary serum analysis. 165 00:14:08,897 --> 00:14:09,999 And? 166 00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:11,784 The patient... 167 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,544 she's two months pregnant. 168 00:14:15,728 --> 00:14:17,732 How's that even possible? 169 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,747 Never mind. 170 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,161 The body they recovered from the crash site, 171 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:26,922 have they started on it yet? 172 00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:28,560 They're about to, sir. 173 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,247 Mr. President, they're starting. 174 00:15:23,161 --> 00:15:25,807 There's nothing here. No internal organs at all. 175 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,361 - It's like some kind of shell. - What does that mean? 176 00:15:28,566 --> 00:15:30,443 How can it be empty? 177 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:33,685 What was that? 178 00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:42,536 Give me the lamp. 179 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,090 Be careful, Tom. 180 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:53,919 Wait. 181 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,021 Somebody get in here! 182 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:15,333 - Mr. President. - Somebody get in there and help that man! 183 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,474 Mr. President, I need you to follow me. 184 00:16:41,892 --> 00:16:43,591 Hold your fire. 185 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,372 Lower your weapons. 186 00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:53,551 Whoever you are, 187 00:16:54,395 --> 00:16:56,099 wherever you come from, 188 00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:58,599 I implore you... 189 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:02,372 Stop what you're doing. 190 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,023 Stop? 191 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,512 Whatever it is that you want, 192 00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:09,763 I'm sure we can come to an understanding. 193 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:12,407 Reach an agreement. 194 00:17:12,973 --> 00:17:15,402 I have the power to do that. 195 00:17:15,623 --> 00:17:18,066 I'm the President of the United States. 196 00:17:18,092 --> 00:17:19,462 And this world, 197 00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:22,209 it's been trying to destroy itself for as long as I can remember, 198 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,269 and we don't need any more help, so... 199 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,058 I'm asking you... 200 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,160 stop the killing 201 00:17:29,845 --> 00:17:31,965 and just listen to me. 202 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,965 Mr. President, 203 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,355 it is you who will listen to us. 204 00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:51,618 Do you have Juyondai Ryusen? 205 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:54,072 I don't think so. Is it on the menu? 206 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:57,243 I don't see it, no, but you probably wouldn't. 207 00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:58,965 It's super high end, the kind of thing the owner 208 00:17:58,991 --> 00:18:00,949 would've hidden in the back for those in the know. 209 00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:02,923 How about Niizawa Super 7? 210 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,584 Not if it's not on the menu. 211 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,423 Sorry. I did a term in Japan this year, 212 00:18:07,449 --> 00:18:10,298 and I, got a little spoiled with the sake. 213 00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:12,176 Just bring me a bottle of Tatsuriki, 214 00:18:12,202 --> 00:18:13,756 but wait until my friends arrive to serve it. 215 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:15,582 I don't want it losing its chill. 216 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,949 _ 217 00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,880 _ 218 00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:28,434 There she is! 219 00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:31,666 _ 220 00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,352 _ 221 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,410 God, you're so beautiful. 222 00:18:35,436 --> 00:18:38,067 - I've missed you. - You look so good. 223 00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:42,634 _ 224 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,068 _ 225 00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:50,113 - Where's Jamie? - Parking the car. 226 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,160 Thank you. 227 00:18:51,185 --> 00:18:53,185 - There she is. - There she is! 228 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,028 Also looking stunning. 229 00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:57,819 _ 230 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,749 _ 231 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,084 Hi! 232 00:19:02,165 --> 00:19:04,021 - Hi. - You look beautiful. 233 00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:06,663 You guys. Oh, my God. 234 00:19:07,616 --> 00:19:09,882 - Hello. - Yeah, well, thank you. 235 00:19:09,908 --> 00:19:11,397 We did it. 236 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:14,139 And what is this? 237 00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:16,387 It's not the best, but it's the best they got. 238 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:17,374 Okay. 239 00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:19,652 - Thank you. - To summer. 240 00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:20,927 - To summer. - To summer. - Yes. 241 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,233 Cheers. 242 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,871 Guys. 243 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,496 - It's so good to see you guys. - Right? 244 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:28,749 The gang is back together. 245 00:19:28,775 --> 00:19:31,098 It's the first summer all together since college started. 246 00:19:31,124 --> 00:19:32,199 I blame myself. 247 00:19:32,225 --> 00:19:34,889 Why did I say yes to those stupid internships? 248 00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:37,793 Wasting my summers away getting coffee 249 00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:39,491 for douchebag Facebook execs 250 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,655 and congressmen with 16-year-old girlfriends. 251 00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:43,624 I blame Cal too. 252 00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:47,086 Seriously, though, guys, I missed you so much. 253 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,832 This year's been so stressful... applying to med schools 254 00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:52,670 while going back and forth from home to help my mom with my dad. 255 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,225 Yeah. How is he? 256 00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,441 - Cancer sucks. - I'm so sorry, Kenny. 257 00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:59,097 - It's fine. No sad stuff tonight. - Yes. 258 00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:00,756 What's everyone's update? 259 00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:04,894 We're fucking. 260 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,730 Okay, we are more than fucking. We are dating. 261 00:20:07,756 --> 00:20:09,410 - Oh, what? - What? 262 00:20:09,436 --> 00:20:12,579 Kendall, honey, come on. You didn't know? 263 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,272 - Troy took my virginity. - And how was it? 264 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,819 I mean, yeah, it was terrible, 265 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:19,752 but I thought that was due a lack of experience not lack of interest in vagina. 266 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:23,449 We didn't act on it until we got to Princeton and we roomed together. 267 00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:25,324 Those dorms were small. 268 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:29,019 First, you know, you jack off at the same time, but in the dark, 269 00:20:29,052 --> 00:20:31,584 and then you just start doing it together, 270 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,350 and before you know it, you're late for your Great Thinkers of Enlightenment Class 271 00:20:34,376 --> 00:20:36,819 because you have your best friend's dick in your mouth. 272 00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:38,840 Wait, wait. Do your parents know? 273 00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:41,152 I thought Orthodox Jews weren't down with the gays. 274 00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:42,202 No, no, no, no. 275 00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:45,345 We hired Cal to be our Shabbos goy 276 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,221 since we've both been home from school so I can sneak him into the house. 277 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,514 Shabbos goy? 278 00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:52,815 So... You know, Jews aren't allowed to use any electronics 279 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,887 during the sabbath, so you hire a gentile 280 00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:58,264 to turn lights off and on or turn the stove on or... 281 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,092 - drive to the store. - No. 282 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,928 My Shabbos goy. 283 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,910 - But you have sex on Saturday. - Yes. 284 00:21:03,936 --> 00:21:05,233 That doesn't seem kosher. 285 00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:08,246 Yeah, well, I only bottom on Saturday. That way, he's the only one doing any work. 286 00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:09,842 Oh, my gosh. 287 00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:11,865 That's cute. 288 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,332 You okay? 289 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,464 Something isn't right about you. 290 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,579 Yeah, you said no sad stuff tonight. 291 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,748 I didn't mean it like that. 292 00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:24,061 I met a guy. 293 00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:27,480 Most wonderful guy. 294 00:21:27,506 --> 00:21:29,311 He's brilliant, and... 295 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:33,066 we were, like, already in love, you know, on our first date, and... 296 00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:35,238 it was perfect. 297 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:40,142 But then we got home, and we fooled around... 298 00:21:40,285 --> 00:21:41,392 Micropenis? 299 00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:42,909 - No. - Definitely not. 300 00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:45,947 But he... we didn't have a condom, 301 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,215 so, like, we didn't have sex, so he just went down on me, 302 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,895 and then just jerked off on my tits. 303 00:21:52,293 --> 00:21:55,963 But when his... his stuff, like, hit my skin, 304 00:21:55,989 --> 00:21:58,619 it felt like, acid. 305 00:21:58,645 --> 00:22:00,887 Fuck. You're allergic to his man juice? 306 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,385 Seminal plasma hypersensitivity. 307 00:22:03,411 --> 00:22:05,538 She has a reaction to the proteins in his semen. 308 00:22:05,564 --> 00:22:07,218 God, is there something she could take for that? 309 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,128 Like, take a Benadryl before they bang or something? 310 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,166 No, there's nothing we can do. 311 00:22:11,382 --> 00:22:12,851 Oh, no. 312 00:22:12,877 --> 00:22:16,249 Hey, this sucks, but I promise you, 313 00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:18,421 we are gonna make sure that by the end of this summer, 314 00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:21,679 you'll totally forget about this dude and his venomous jizz. 315 00:22:21,705 --> 00:22:24,260 This summer is going to be party! 316 00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:25,997 - Party! - Party, baby! 317 00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:27,861 Come on. Cheers. 318 00:22:41,322 --> 00:22:44,130 You guys, we're an hour into our summer reunion, 319 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,979 and you're already all more interested in your phones? 320 00:22:47,005 --> 00:22:48,892 Put them away. 321 00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:52,893 All right, Mom. 322 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,906 Do you feel that? That tension that comes up inside 323 00:22:55,932 --> 00:22:58,010 when you think about putting your phones away? 324 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,538 It's called "nomophobia," 325 00:22:59,564 --> 00:23:02,437 - as in "no mobile phone phobia." - That is not a real thing. 326 00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:05,346 It is, and it's a leading cause of anxiety in young people. 327 00:23:05,371 --> 00:23:07,429 It's why I joined the luddite club in Harvard. 328 00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:09,476 I'm cured of the curse of technology. 329 00:23:09,502 --> 00:23:10,502 Yeah, okay. 330 00:23:10,528 --> 00:23:13,820 I was taking a class called 50 Years of Technology, 331 00:23:13,846 --> 00:23:17,054 all about how the human race has had more technological advances 332 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,398 in the last 50 years 333 00:23:18,424 --> 00:23:20,531 than in the previous 20,000 combined. 334 00:23:20,557 --> 00:23:23,249 Well, the truth is that if we took someone from the second century B.C., 335 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,025 and we drop him in the 14th century A.D., 336 00:23:25,051 --> 00:23:26,682 they're gonna adapt pretty quickly. 337 00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:30,596 All right, and if you ask someone from the 1970s to live in 2021, they're gonna have a nervous breakdown. 338 00:23:31,088 --> 00:23:34,080 See, guys, we've advanced technologically 339 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,650 far faster than 340 00:23:35,676 --> 00:23:38,236 our brains or our emotions can adapt. 341 00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:40,807 He was brilliant, 342 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,502 so I asked if I could pick his brain after class. 343 00:23:49,117 --> 00:23:52,035 He was so calm and centered 344 00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:54,060 and anxiety-free. 345 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,407 He explained that it was because he wasn't a slave to technology. 346 00:23:57,433 --> 00:24:00,636 He didn't have a computer or a smartphone 347 00:24:00,845 --> 00:24:02,173 or even the internet. 348 00:24:02,199 --> 00:24:05,259 Hold up. Is this why we could only call you on a landline? 349 00:24:05,285 --> 00:24:07,673 Yes. I'm a proud member of the luddite club. 350 00:24:07,699 --> 00:24:09,129 Yeah, the original luddites 351 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:11,806 were 19th-century english textile workers 352 00:24:11,832 --> 00:24:14,509 who would destroy their textile machinery 353 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:16,220 as a protest to all the machines 354 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,931 that they thought could do the work that humans should be doing. 355 00:24:18,994 --> 00:24:21,798 So you're saying you don't use any tech at all? 356 00:24:21,824 --> 00:24:24,698 I mean, I have to write my papers on a computer, 357 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:27,025 but I do all my research at the library, 358 00:24:27,051 --> 00:24:29,439 and all my teachers know I can't be contacted through email. 359 00:24:29,465 --> 00:24:32,170 Okay, kendall, I love you. Shut up. I respect you. 360 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,702 But that adam guy must have a 10-inch dick, 361 00:24:34,728 --> 00:24:36,936 because that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. 362 00:24:36,962 --> 00:24:38,624 Technology is awesome. 363 00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:40,225 You wanna be a doctor. 364 00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:42,879 What would medicine be without robotic surgeries 365 00:24:42,905 --> 00:24:44,254 or mri machines? 366 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,678 Or hd video, gps. Uber fucking eats. 367 00:24:47,704 --> 00:24:50,824 Okay, look, I know we can't avoid it forever, 368 00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:52,022 but you have to believe me. 369 00:24:52,048 --> 00:24:53,975 It's the biggest relief to be free from it, 370 00:24:54,001 --> 00:24:55,671 just for a little while. 371 00:24:55,697 --> 00:24:57,817 Do you remember that camping trip our parents took us on 372 00:24:57,843 --> 00:24:59,725 - when we were all, like, eight? - Yeah. 373 00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:02,402 And no phones or ipads or anything allowed? 374 00:25:02,487 --> 00:25:04,746 Wasn't that the most fun we've all had together? 375 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,350 Yes, it was fun. 376 00:25:06,376 --> 00:25:08,553 Let's at least do this camping trip like that. 377 00:25:08,579 --> 00:25:11,000 Just see how good it feels. Not a full break, 378 00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:12,883 just a vacation from it. 379 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,795 At least I won't be checking my phone 380 00:25:14,821 --> 00:25:16,821 to see if he's texted me. 381 00:25:16,847 --> 00:25:19,766 Can we get one of those bedouin tents in joshua tree? 382 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,680 - Glamping. - So are we all in? 383 00:25:23,204 --> 00:25:26,289 To a luddite summer? 384 00:25:26,322 --> 00:25:30,235 - To a luddite summer! - To a luddite summer! 385 00:25:59,029 --> 00:26:00,994 Okay. I'm all set. Let's go. 386 00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:03,654 We can go when you take your phone out of your pocket. 387 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,825 - What? - What's in your pocket? 388 00:26:05,851 --> 00:26:07,708 - I don't have my... - What do you have in there? 389 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,706 Nothing. 390 00:26:08,732 --> 00:26:10,411 Okay, all right, okay, fine. 391 00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:13,435 - I know you so well, babe. - Yeah, but, like... 392 00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:16,450 Fuck. 393 00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:32,255 You guys! 394 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:36,724 Sweet. 395 00:26:39,462 --> 00:26:41,310 All night. 396 00:27:53,645 --> 00:27:55,270 Almost there. 397 00:27:56,795 --> 00:27:58,465 Are you sure we're going the right way? 398 00:27:58,491 --> 00:27:59,912 I feel like we're not going the right way. 399 00:27:59,938 --> 00:28:02,121 Yes. It's right around... 400 00:28:05,481 --> 00:28:07,441 This wasn't here before. 401 00:28:08,207 --> 00:28:10,861 From the looks of it, babe, this has been here since god was a child. 402 00:28:10,887 --> 00:28:13,212 No, no, no, it... this was... 403 00:28:13,238 --> 00:28:14,973 there was a pond here yesterday. 404 00:28:14,999 --> 00:28:17,379 Yeah, I think we just got turned around or something. 405 00:28:17,582 --> 00:28:20,681 I told you we shouldn't be following him. You know he has a shit sense of direction. 406 00:28:20,707 --> 00:28:21,870 But I like the view. 407 00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:23,730 I can hear you fuckers. 408 00:28:28,132 --> 00:28:30,783 Guys, I think we should go back. 409 00:28:31,329 --> 00:28:34,314 - If we go right up here... - Oh, my... 410 00:28:35,721 --> 00:28:37,802 Oh, my god, what is that smell? 411 00:28:37,908 --> 00:28:39,908 It smells like something died. 412 00:28:40,338 --> 00:28:42,650 Can we not do this right now? 413 00:28:55,682 --> 00:28:57,226 What the fuck? 414 00:28:57,252 --> 00:28:59,234 - Someone mutilated them. - How? 415 00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:01,260 I mean, look at them. 416 00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:03,524 There aren't any pools of blood. 417 00:29:05,094 --> 00:29:07,048 - Kendall, don't. - Kendall. 418 00:29:07,869 --> 00:29:10,103 This is a really bad idea. 419 00:29:23,158 --> 00:29:25,127 Iif they were cut with a saw or a knife, 420 00:29:25,153 --> 00:29:27,166 there'd be blood everywhere. 421 00:29:37,228 --> 00:29:38,747 - No, no, no, no, no! - Come on! 422 00:29:38,773 --> 00:29:40,291 Kendall, come on! 423 00:29:57,334 --> 00:30:00,253 Okay, come on, guys. It's gonna be dark soon. The road is... 424 00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:02,410 A road without lights is still safer than sleeping here 425 00:30:02,436 --> 00:30:03,737 with the bovine butcher on the loose, so. 426 00:30:03,763 --> 00:30:05,558 I still don't understand, like, how. 427 00:30:05,584 --> 00:30:08,154 They were mooing! Those half fucking cows were fucking mooing. 428 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,300 - Come on! - Hurry up! 429 00:30:09,326 --> 00:30:12,397 Maybe it was just, like, the wind whistling through their carcasses or something. 430 00:30:22,741 --> 00:30:25,947 - How far to the next town? - An hour at least. 431 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:29,929 Oh, my God, Cal! 432 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:32,139 I'm sorry! I can't see a damn thing! I hate driving at night. 433 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:34,241 - Well, then why are you? - I can't, it's Saturday. 434 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,427 Okay, well, let one of us drive then. 435 00:30:36,453 --> 00:30:37,790 Be my guest. 436 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,311 - Cal, Cal, why are you braking? - I'm not doing anything. 437 00:30:41,337 --> 00:30:43,093 I don't know. I don't know what's happening. 438 00:30:43,119 --> 00:30:44,876 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 439 00:30:44,902 --> 00:30:46,939 - I'm not doing anything. - Cal, did you turn the car off? 440 00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:48,484 - No, I didn't! - What are you doing? 441 00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:50,580 Wait, guys... do you hear that? 442 00:30:52,693 --> 00:30:54,527 All the crickets stopped. 443 00:30:57,712 --> 00:31:00,173 - Oh, my God. - What the hell is that? 444 00:31:02,064 --> 00:31:03,782 Is it a helicopter? 445 00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:09,144 Jesus. 446 00:31:14,926 --> 00:31:16,410 Where's it going? 447 00:31:16,437 --> 00:31:17,785 Fuckin'... 448 00:31:26,724 --> 00:31:28,775 Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 449 00:31:28,801 --> 00:31:31,283 - Guys, it won't start! I can't! - Call for help! 450 00:31:31,309 --> 00:31:33,419 - We don't have phones, Kendall! - The car does! 451 00:31:33,445 --> 00:31:34,841 - Come on, come on. - What is that? 452 00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:36,161 Come on! 453 00:31:41,598 --> 00:31:43,447 - No! - No, no, no, no, no! 454 00:31:43,473 --> 00:31:44,442 No! 455 00:31:58,261 --> 00:31:59,431 Hey. 456 00:32:00,274 --> 00:32:01,948 You okay? 457 00:32:02,626 --> 00:32:04,838 - Yeah, I don't know. - What was that? 458 00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:14,043 There was a light. 459 00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:16,726 I didn't imagine that. 460 00:32:17,992 --> 00:32:19,274 Wait. 461 00:32:21,212 --> 00:32:22,961 Where's Jamie? 462 00:32:27,687 --> 00:32:30,820 Oh, my god, Jamie! Oh, my god, Jamie! 463 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,810 How did you get out of the car? 464 00:32:33,836 --> 00:32:35,344 - I didn't. - Her pulse is racing. 465 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,585 She's leaving with us. 466 00:32:36,611 --> 00:32:38,155 - Come on. - Let's go. You okay? 467 00:32:38,181 --> 00:32:39,422 Yeah, yeah. 468 00:32:39,448 --> 00:32:40,888 - Okay. - Yeah. 469 00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:43,039 We need to get the fuck out of here. 470 00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:46,094 - Come on. - Yeah. 471 00:32:46,594 --> 00:32:48,749 - You're driving. - So? 472 00:32:48,775 --> 00:32:50,500 It's Saturday. 473 00:32:51,617 --> 00:32:54,602 - We were all put in different seats. - What the fuck? You're right. 474 00:32:54,836 --> 00:32:57,562 - How is that possible? - I don't care! I just wanna go home. 475 00:33:11,941 --> 00:33:14,674 It wasn't drugs. Nobody was high. 476 00:33:14,730 --> 00:33:16,938 Well, I don't know, it sure sounds like hallucination. 477 00:33:16,964 --> 00:33:18,509 I mean, mooing half cows? 478 00:33:18,535 --> 00:33:20,157 Sure no one decided to spike the kool-aid? 479 00:33:20,183 --> 00:33:22,329 Hey, what about your friend Nino? He seems like the type. 480 00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:24,641 His name is Cal. And what the hell does that mean? 481 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:27,501 It's just the way you talk about him. You know, he's always on. 482 00:33:28,035 --> 00:33:30,196 I mean, he has to show off to demonstrate his power. 483 00:33:30,222 --> 00:33:32,378 I never said any of that. 484 00:33:32,785 --> 00:33:34,702 I remember seeing this tv show when I was a kid 485 00:33:34,787 --> 00:33:36,847 that talked about lost time. 486 00:33:37,199 --> 00:33:38,923 It had something to do with alien abduction, 487 00:33:38,949 --> 00:33:40,767 but I can't remember everything. 488 00:33:40,793 --> 00:33:43,962 Can't I just borrow my parents' computer and google it just this once? 489 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:45,929 Yeah, I mean, sure, as long as you're okay saying 490 00:33:45,955 --> 00:33:48,674 that you only believe in something as long as it's convenient for you. 491 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,666 It's a slippery slope, Kenny. 492 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,195 All right, look, you should eat something. 493 00:33:53,221 --> 00:33:55,744 Leafy greens, lean protein. No drunk food. 494 00:33:55,776 --> 00:33:59,059 Not sure my stomach is up for that. I'm feeling a little queasy. 495 00:33:59,085 --> 00:34:01,057 Well, you gotta stay hydrated. 496 00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:02,820 What about some soup? 497 00:34:02,846 --> 00:34:05,713 Yeah, I can, I can send you some ramen from that place that... 498 00:34:06,965 --> 00:34:08,203 Kendall. 499 00:34:17,113 --> 00:34:18,445 Hello? 500 00:34:18,781 --> 00:34:20,313 Kendall? 501 00:34:20,716 --> 00:34:22,967 I feel like shit. 502 00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:25,578 I've been puking all afternoon. 503 00:34:25,843 --> 00:34:27,539 Me too. 504 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:30,459 Did we not cook that bacon enough? 505 00:34:31,256 --> 00:34:33,037 No, if it was food poisoning, 506 00:34:33,063 --> 00:34:35,154 we would've felt better after we threw up. 507 00:34:35,216 --> 00:34:37,451 I've only felt like this one other time, 508 00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:40,662 and I was 19, remember? 509 00:34:42,355 --> 00:34:44,263 You think we're pregnant? 510 00:34:44,524 --> 00:34:46,089 That's not possible. 511 00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:49,683 I mean, it's technically possible. Adam and I have a lot of sex. 512 00:34:49,709 --> 00:34:51,175 But I'm on the pill. 513 00:34:51,201 --> 00:34:53,870 And, the only guy I've been with lately 514 00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:56,060 almost killed me with his cum. 515 00:34:56,185 --> 00:34:58,037 I'm not saying that it's likely, 516 00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:01,910 I'm just saying that this is what it feels like when you are. 517 00:35:01,936 --> 00:35:05,545 Adam thinks maybe the boys dosed us with something. 518 00:35:05,614 --> 00:35:07,393 Do you think they had sex with us or something 519 00:35:07,419 --> 00:35:09,033 and we don't remember? 520 00:35:09,059 --> 00:35:11,778 No, no, absolutely not. 521 00:35:12,552 --> 00:35:14,713 Okay, I'm coming over, 522 00:35:14,739 --> 00:35:17,630 but I'm gonna stop by the drug store first. 523 00:35:17,656 --> 00:35:19,302 See you in a few. 524 00:35:35,408 --> 00:35:36,953 Oh, baby. 525 00:35:46,171 --> 00:35:48,679 Baby, when's the last time I ate your ass? 526 00:35:49,086 --> 00:35:51,464 I don't know, like, a week ago? 527 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,821 I think I have giardia again. 528 00:35:54,758 --> 00:35:56,615 What the fuck is giardia? 529 00:35:56,641 --> 00:35:59,943 - It's when you eat ass... - My ass is always spotless. 530 00:35:59,969 --> 00:36:03,977 And you get infected with invisible microbes or some shit. 531 00:36:04,024 --> 00:36:07,271 It's very common; I got it once senior year of high school. 532 00:36:07,512 --> 00:36:11,109 When you were on the down-low with the quarterback, you ate the quarterback's ass? 533 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,291 Often, yes. 534 00:36:13,317 --> 00:36:15,284 And vice versa. 535 00:36:17,164 --> 00:36:20,270 But yes. I got giardia from Kyle, 536 00:36:20,296 --> 00:36:24,357 and I felt so sick and so nauseous for weeks. 537 00:36:24,707 --> 00:36:27,541 And I had to take a test from our family's doctor, 538 00:36:27,627 --> 00:36:30,831 and it came back positive for giardia. 539 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,107 What did you do? 540 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:33,513 Well, I was mortified. 541 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:35,432 I lied and I said that 542 00:36:35,518 --> 00:36:39,110 I ate some unwashed fecal fruit or some shit. 543 00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:42,297 - What'd you have to take? - Flagyl. 544 00:36:43,142 --> 00:36:46,288 Awful, but it went away after a week. 545 00:36:46,314 --> 00:36:47,438 Okay. 546 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,781 I love you. 547 00:36:50,807 --> 00:36:52,440 I love you. 548 00:36:55,836 --> 00:36:57,115 What? 549 00:36:57,141 --> 00:36:59,189 - Oh, my God. - What? 550 00:36:59,991 --> 00:37:01,522 - Troy? - Oh, my God. 551 00:37:01,548 --> 00:37:04,264 - What's wrong? - I don't feel so good. 552 00:37:07,298 --> 00:37:08,997 It's not possible. 553 00:37:10,636 --> 00:37:12,037 Give me your phone. 554 00:37:12,591 --> 00:37:14,279 Just give it to me. 555 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,483 Jesus, what are you looking up? 556 00:37:16,509 --> 00:37:18,142 Alien abductions. 557 00:37:18,397 --> 00:37:19,941 Don't give me that look. 558 00:37:20,006 --> 00:37:22,558 When all reasonable explanations have been eliminated... 559 00:37:22,584 --> 00:37:24,701 You decide it's aliens? 560 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:29,269 There has to be a rational explanation for this. 561 00:37:29,295 --> 00:37:31,550 Like what? I secretly have two uteruses 562 00:37:31,576 --> 00:37:33,839 my ob-gyn hasn't noticed until now? 563 00:37:33,865 --> 00:37:36,511 I've developed the ability to asexually reproduce? 564 00:37:36,537 --> 00:37:39,412 There have been stories about this kind of thing for decades. 565 00:37:39,438 --> 00:37:41,904 Some of them seem pretty credible. 566 00:37:42,717 --> 00:37:45,619 There's so much information out there. 567 00:37:45,705 --> 00:37:47,378 Stories about lost time 568 00:37:47,404 --> 00:37:49,925 and alien experimentation on humans. 569 00:37:49,951 --> 00:37:52,152 Betty and barney hill in 1961. 570 00:37:52,178 --> 00:37:54,445 You know, some people think amelia earhart was abducted. 571 00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:56,912 "Close encounters" was not a documentary, Kendall. 572 00:37:57,235 --> 00:37:58,639 Hey, guys. 573 00:38:00,803 --> 00:38:03,027 Guys, we've been puking all day. 574 00:38:03,053 --> 00:38:05,183 I keep craving weird shit 575 00:38:05,209 --> 00:38:07,246 like vanilla yogurt with barbecue chips, 576 00:38:07,272 --> 00:38:09,160 but when I eat it, I can't keep it down. 577 00:38:09,186 --> 00:38:10,310 How's your chest? 578 00:38:10,336 --> 00:38:13,404 Like I've been punched in the tits by tyson. 579 00:38:13,873 --> 00:38:16,951 - What? No! It's not possible. - What? 580 00:38:25,819 --> 00:38:28,108 I need you guys to do something for me. 581 00:38:29,717 --> 00:38:31,793 This is so dumb. 582 00:38:31,866 --> 00:38:33,626 Men can't get pregnant! 583 00:38:33,652 --> 00:38:35,100 Just shut up. 584 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,584 Something's happening on mine. 585 00:38:42,756 --> 00:38:45,350 Holy shit. What does that mean? 586 00:38:45,514 --> 00:38:48,678 It means all four of us are pregnant. 587 00:38:52,358 --> 00:38:58,678 www.subtitulamos.tv