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If I thought we could get a conviction,

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it would be different.

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But I am worried about having
enough evidence in this case.

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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

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From now on, I go where you go.

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We would like to invite you
to be the guest host

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while we look for Dr. Stacy's
permanent replacement.

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Thank you for letting me be your Regina.

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You've affected me so deeply.

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We've had to shut our doors,

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but our restaurant will be
back, in some way, someday.

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This is an agreement

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for us to have joint custody of Theo.

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I got a call from the person who hit me.

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I just don't want you to
do something you'll regret.

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Did he touch you?

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No. He just touched himself.

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Sophie's decided to
go to the police today.

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I told him how much
she needed this program,

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and he never would have known any
of that if it wasn't for me.

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Anybody see you?

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No.

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Please!

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_

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Can I help you?

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My name's Gary.

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I'm Sophie's...

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Her mom left her with me
when she went to France.

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So when Peter did what he did...

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... that was on my watch.

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Now, I know that
he hurt your family, too.

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Your daughter.

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So, are we gonna let
him get away with it?

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Gary?

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- There you are.
- Seems a little formal

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to wash my car, but alright.

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Ha-ha, very funny.
The reason I am wearing this

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is because the Realtor called.

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- We need to go to Lenox.
- Mm.

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Turns out, the owner loved
your heartwarming letter.

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Mm!

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Knew it!

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Why didn't I get into
letters instead of numbers?

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But we got to get out there today.

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She's got two other offers already.

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Neither as charming as me.

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Wait a second.

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Don't you have a playdate scheduled

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with Theo and Katherine and Liam?

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Already canceled,

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and we can go right after
my session with Eddie.

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Oh, Eddie can take a day off.

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His upper body's giving me FOMO.

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I know, but I am introducing
him to his new trainer, Russ,

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and I want to make sure
that meeting goes well.

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And speaking of great first impressions,

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apparently, the owner
is gonna be there today.

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So we really need to
live up to your letter.

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Why do you think I'm wearing deodorant?

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Hey, if I have to play
the cancer card, I will,

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and if I really have to,
I'll show her my one nip.

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See, that's what I'm talking
about. No nipple jokes, 'kay?

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Fine. I'll cut 'em out.

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- Just like they cut out my ni...
- Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

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Sorry, I'm just getting
it out of my system.

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- We're very charming, the two of us.
- I know.

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Not you and me...

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me and my nip.

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And then just off the top of
the hour, you do your opening

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and start taking live
calls for 25 minutes.

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Then you'll do some 15-second ads

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and come back for
your 5-minute segment.

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Hello. It's nice to
meet you in person, too.

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I know... I'm shorter
than I look on Zoom.

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- I get it all the time.
- Me too.

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- Sorry. Hi.
- Hi.

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And then at the half-hour,

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we throw to Nick for
traffic and weather,

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and then we do the whole
thing all over again.

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Got it. I better caffeinate.

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I know taking on an entire show's a lot.

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Are you nervous?

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Um, more excited, you know?

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I have this huge opportunity
every day for the next two weeks

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to show thousands of Bostonians

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that asking for help isn't scary.

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It's probably more like a million.

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Some people say they pick up our station

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all the way up in Nova Scotia.

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Remember a few seconds ago

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when I lied about not being nervous?

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You're gonna be great.

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And can I just say thank you?

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After five years, Dr. Stacy never saw me

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as more than her assistant.

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But now, thanks to you, I'm a producer.

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I will not let you down.

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What's going on here?

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Oh. Hi. I'm Maggie.

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- I'm the new doc...
- That's mine.

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Oh. Uh, sor... I thought it
was a-a communal situation.

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And which is the mug you brought in?

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Uh, I-I didn't catch your name.

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I'm Nick. Traffic and weather
on the hour and the half.

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Let's go over some ground rules.

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BYOM. You got it.

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It's "Bring Your Own M-Mug."

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Please direct your attention
to the coffee station.

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You'll notice a laminated rules list.

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It's next to the laminated directions

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on how to properly load the dishwasher.

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Yeah, see that. I'm gonna...

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That's smart. I'll look at all those...

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There's a label maker in
the cabinet above the cups.

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There it is!

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Labeled "Label Maker." That's meta.

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But you might want to
take a look at your mug,

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'cause it says, "Don't
sweat the small stuff."

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I don't sweat the small stuff.

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As I was saying, I
will not let you down...

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starting now.

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Oh, the studio. Let me show you.

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And every time another
innocent Black person is killed,

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that armor gets heavier and heavier.

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But I've seen what can happen
if we just keep showing up.

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- Black lives matter!
- Black lives matter!

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Things can change.

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So... what do you think?

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It's amazing, Rome.

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It's exactly what the
world needs right now.

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Well, in that case,
Shanice, can you, uh,

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quickly become an agent?
'Cause I have a feeling

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that my agent's gonna tell me
it's not good enough to sell.

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Thank you for making
the time, seriously.

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Mm, please.

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It's a perfect way to
spend my day off from set.

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So much better than being
stuck in yet another hotel room

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living off of room service.

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Oh, that sounds like hell.

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It is.

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Although I'm not sure Kiana
can tell the difference.

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I brought her to Boston with me
while I'm shooting this movie,

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but I think she's seen more

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of the city she's
building on "Minecraft."

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My friend's son Theo is exact same way.

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Caught him trading candy
for screen time. True story.

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- Hey, babe.
- Hey, how'd the interview go?

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Rome told me about the restaurant.

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Honey, I am so sorry.

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Mm, thank you.

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And thanks again for giving us
that shout-out on social media.

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It bought us a couple more months.

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Our waiter, Teddy, burst into tears

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when he found out you did that.

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Though he cried most days.

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Well, I wish I could have done more.

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That's okay. Here I am, fresh
off an interview for head chef

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at Crocodilze... And
that is with a "Z"...

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With over 56 locations
between here and Albuquerque.

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H-Hey, one of those locations is
where I spent my 13th birthday.

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In fact, Crocodile Keith

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delivered my cake to me personally.

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Well, that's exactly what you want

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when you're going
through puberty, right?

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You want a restaurant full
of people staring at you

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while you're being serenaded to
by a grown man in a lizard suit.

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Here comes the pathetic part.

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I don't think they're
gonna offer me the job.

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- You don't know that.
- But I do,

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because I said something
stupid about improving the menu,

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and when I left, they
said, "We'll be in touch.

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What's your e-mail again?"

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- Ooh.
- Yeah.

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No one gets the "you're
hired" over e-mail.

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Mm. But maybe it's for the best.

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I mean, I can't work in a restaurant

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where, when the host
seats you, they say...

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- "See your waiter, alligator."
- "See your waiter, alligator."

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You know what's crazy about that is,

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an alligator ain't even the
same thing as a crocodile,

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which they should
know... It's their mascot.

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Well, I'm gonna go change.

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I can't believe I wore a dress for that.

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A cute dress with pockets.

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Ah, apparently I'm not the only
one who could use a day off.

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Hey, we need you on the register.

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- Okay.
- Attention, Halpert's customers...

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Halpert's.

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Hello?

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Where are you?

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Uh...

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I'm, uh, running errands. Why?

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We have a session today,
remember? With Russ?

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Ah, I'm sorry. I forgot.

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I lost track of time.
I'll be right there.

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Hey. What's your day look like?

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Well, Darcy and Liam
canceled our playdate.

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And they're moving out of town,

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so now I'm forced to face my worst fear,

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something that I've successfully avoided

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for the last ten years...

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Making new friends.

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Well, I think I can help you out.

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You really think

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you can sustain three
hours of enthusiasm

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for Theo's Hogwarts Express Lego set?

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Actually, yes.

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Aw, sweet.

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But I do have a friend in town
with her 11-year-old daughter

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who desperately needs
a break from screen time.

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Boom, done!

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Tell them to swing by
whenever. She can just text me.

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Oh, one more thing... That
friend is Shanice Williamson.

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You know, the actress?

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Who was gonna play Regina in my movie?

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Yeah, I-I-I know who
Shanice Williamson is.

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She wants to...

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She wants to have a playdate with us?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Will she be staying,

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or is this like a... is this
like a drop-off situation?

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Um, it doesn't matter.
I'll plan for both.

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Uh, what d... What does she eat?

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I mean, uh, w-w-what should I wear?

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Just be yourself. You will have fun.

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"Be myself." Rome,
that's a recipe for disaster.

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I gotta go.

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Great! You are perfectly dressed!

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Let's go!

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Where am I going that
requires sweatpants?

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Indoor skydiving.
Remember that gift card

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your mom gave us for our anniversary?

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Oh, the one she re-gifted us?

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Yeah, I do.

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Wait, you really wanna do that?

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You know, come on.

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You and me, we just need a day

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of having fun and laughing
at whatever happens.

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And in this case, it'll be you
being shoved into a giant tube

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while an oversized fan
blows you up from the bottom.

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So you might want to tighten
the drawstring on those pants.

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Come on, come on, come on.
Adventure time.

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Come on, let's do it! Let's do it!

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- I'm coming. I'm coming.
- Come on. Let's go.

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Alright, dude! Here we go!

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One-time it!

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Boom! Boo-yah!

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Dude, you keep that up,
you're gonna have to go pro.

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You know that? Forget about
your mom and I buying a house.

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You'll be rich enough to buy it for us.

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00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:09,661
Alright. How you feeling
about this move, dude?

252
00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:11,864
All my friends are here.

253
00:10:11,869 --> 00:10:13,579
I don't know anyone in Lenox.

254
00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:16,462
You know me. I'm taller
than all your friends,

255
00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,719
and I make more money. Ask anybody.

256
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,957
Look, I know how you feel.

257
00:10:23,305 --> 00:10:24,931
I gotta leave all my peeps, too,

258
00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:27,939
which is why you and I have to
have each other's backs, right?

259
00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,487
Yeah, I guess.

260
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:33,161
Alright, give me one more good one.

261
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,959
Let's go. This is the game-winner.

262
00:10:34,964 --> 00:10:37,575
Everything's on the line! One time!

263
00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:49,349
I'll tell you what.

264
00:10:49,354 --> 00:10:52,946
Go get us a couple drinks
from that truck, alright?

265
00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:56,274
First rule on the way to
the hockey hall of fame

266
00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:58,823
is that you gotta replenish
those electrolytes.

267
00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,895
- Got it. Be right back.
- Alright?

268
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,645
Gary Mendez, right?

269
00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:05,371
We met the other day
at the police station.

270
00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:07,567
You picked a fight with our garbage can.

271
00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:08,895
Yeah.

272
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,543
Sorry about that.

273
00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:12,833
You didn't have to follow
me all the way out here.

274
00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:14,668
I could have just Venmo'd you.

275
00:11:15,604 --> 00:11:17,536
Peter Benoit is in a coma.

276
00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:19,619
Yeah, I heard.

277
00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:21,626
Can't say I'm too broken up about it.

278
00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:24,567
Well, you were pretty upset
the other day at the station.

279
00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:26,934
Next day, this guy's in the hospital.

280
00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:29,233
You mind if I ask you where
you were Tuesday night?

281
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,786
Not at all. I was with my dad.

282
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,752
What time did you leave there?

283
00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:37,567
Oh, must have been about 11:45.

284
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,411
It was during Kimmel's
opening monologue,

285
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,653
which is why my pop
only gave me half a hug.

286
00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:43,903
I'm his second-favorite
guy with a beard.

287
00:11:43,908 --> 00:11:45,618
So, you weren't at Peter's house?

288
00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:48,004
I don't even know where that guy lives.

289
00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:53,661
Oh, uh, I just, uh, drove by your condo.

290
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,387
There's a "For Sale" sign out front.

291
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,867
Yeah, my girlfriend got
transferred to Lenox.

292
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,611
Berkshires.

293
00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:02,645
Nice escape from the big city.

294
00:12:03,942 --> 00:12:06,832
Listen, man, if you think I did
this, just call my dad, okay?

295
00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:09,512
I was with him all night.
We watched, uh, "Wheel of Fortune,"

296
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,817
a little "Jeopardy!",
played some online poker.

297
00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:14,684
Ah, I don't need to call
him. I'm sure you were.

298
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:17,528
You understand I'm
just covering the bases.

299
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,030
Eventually, this guy's gonna wake up,

300
00:12:20,163 --> 00:12:23,051
and when he does, he can
tell us himself what happened.

301
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,770
And if he doesn't wake up, well,

302
00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:28,926
that just makes things
a lot more complicated.

303
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,465
Fuel up, 'cause you're going down!

304
00:12:44,582 --> 00:12:46,918
So, yeah, we're pretty
good with these, right?

305
00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:48,301
He's gonna love you.

306
00:12:49,461 --> 00:12:52,715
Really? He has no redeeming qualities?

307
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,162
Yeah, I don't understand
why you'd work with,

308
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,059
let alone be friends
with, someone who...

309
00:12:56,064 --> 00:12:58,399
Hey, you must be Eddie.

310
00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,697
Well, on the plus side,

311
00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:02,320
now I feel no pressure to
have any redeeming qualities.

312
00:13:02,723 --> 00:13:04,279
Eddie, this is Russ.

313
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,270
Hey, Russ. It's nice to meet...

314
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,484
Um...

315
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,999
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

316
00:13:11,004 --> 00:13:12,298
You didn't tell me this
guy's in a wheelchair.

317
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,880
I may have to charge extra.

318
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,347
I am sorry.

319
00:13:16,352 --> 00:13:17,684
I just...

320
00:13:18,026 --> 00:13:19,973
You know, I wasn't expecting...

321
00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:23,816
And now I guess I'm getting
a taste of my own medicine.

322
00:13:23,821 --> 00:13:25,325
Could have used a heads-up.

323
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:28,083
Then I would have missed
this incredible moment.

324
00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:39,720
So, she's in, like, movies and stuff?

325
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:43,062
Uh, yes, but it's really important

326
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:46,360
that we... we treat her
like an ordinary person.

327
00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:47,365
Got it.

328
00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:50,861
Are you wearing shoulder pads?

329
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:54,218
Uh...

330
00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:00,571
Hello! Welcome.

331
00:14:00,576 --> 00:14:03,673
Thanks so much for having us.
I'm Shanice, and this is Kiana.

332
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,346
This is Theo.

333
00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,040
Hi. Come in!

334
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,337
Oh. Should we take our shoes off?

335
00:14:10,795 --> 00:14:13,329
Uh, no. Um, y-you're fine.

336
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:16,259
Uh, I-I just have, um, mine off

337
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,243
because, um, I...

338
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,874
I had on some heels

339
00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:22,632
that were killing me.

340
00:14:22,982 --> 00:14:25,212
W-We never wear shoes in the house.

341
00:14:25,217 --> 00:14:26,927
Even when we got the new dishwasher,

342
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,642
she made the guy wear booties.

343
00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:31,556
No, it... You're fine.

344
00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:35,022
And if, by any chance, you're
into Harry Potter and Legos,

345
00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:37,330
there's a Hogwarts
Express waiting for you.

346
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,352
Mom!

347
00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:40,915
I used to play with Legos
in like fourth grade.

348
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,628
Oh, that's too bad. I love Legos.

349
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:44,649
Really?

350
00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:46,852
Yeah, and I'm a total Potterhead.

351
00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:50,259
Uh, right this way.

352
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,063
Wait, she said "Pot-ter head," right?

353
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:59,268
Um, this is a... It's a safe space here.

354
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,813
We're all Potterheads.

355
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,945
Not by choice. It chooses us.

356
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,168
Can I get you a drink?

357
00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:11,752
And while this show
is not a substitute

358
00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,360
for in-person therapy,

359
00:15:13,365 --> 00:15:16,827
my promise to you is I will
spend all the time it takes

360
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,794
to make each listener
feel heard and understood.

361
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:24,094
And if your challenge
requires more than that,

362
00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:26,154
I will point you in the right direction.

363
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:30,080
So, if you are just looking
for quick sound bites

364
00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:33,712
which are really just for
ratings, you should skip this,

365
00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:38,962
because Maggie is here, and
therapy is nothing to fear.

366
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:42,854
That sounded better when I said
it to the mirror this morning.

367
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,267
Okay, our lines are open,

368
00:15:45,272 --> 00:15:48,067
and for our first caller, we have...

369
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,243
Theresa from North Andover.

370
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:53,470
Theresa, you are In
the Room With Dr. Bloom.

371
00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:55,704
I got a problem, Dr. Bloom.

372
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,235
When I fart, it makes me cry.

373
00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:04,485
Yeah, that's... That's very funny.

374
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:08,337
But, in actuality, there can be a link

375
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,806
between our emotions
and good gut health.

376
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:15,938
Now, if we have any actual...

377
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,071
questions...

378
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,501
- Wow.
- Wow!

379
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,298
I can't believe people pay
to ride an industrial fan.

380
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,317
I want to take the person
who opened that place

381
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,524
and throw him from a real plane.

382
00:16:32,748 --> 00:16:34,416
I'm sorry, baby. I really thought

383
00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,993
- it was gonna be a lot more fun.
- Who said it wasn't fun?

384
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:39,911
Now let's go home and pretend
to surf in the bathtub.

385
00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:43,969
I got a better idea.

386
00:16:50,488 --> 00:16:52,449
Cheryl, you have a beautiful home.

387
00:16:52,454 --> 00:16:53,798
Oh, thank you.

388
00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:56,597
It's more space than I
need now that Arthur's gone.

389
00:16:56,602 --> 00:16:59,931
And according to my son,
I am not fit to live alone,

390
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,147
so I'm gonna end up
living in his guest house

391
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:05,001
with my unemployed granddaughter.

392
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,438
Fig cookie?

393
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,005
Come on.

394
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,126
Wow. I love these.

395
00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:16,104
Those are my "timeless treasures."

396
00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:18,087
You got that right.

397
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:22,509
- Uh, this...
- That's the one my granddaughter made.

398
00:17:22,514 --> 00:17:23,986
It's extra special.

399
00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:26,009
It sure is. I mean, what's going on?

400
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,141
Is she opening the
umbrella? Is she closing it?

401
00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:31,087
Is the rain about to fall?
Is the sun coming back out?

402
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,368
I guess we'll never know.

403
00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:33,749
She's opening it.

404
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,322
Oh. I guess we know.

405
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:37,954
Cheryl, do you mind showing me

406
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,044
the, uh, light fixtures in the kitchen?

407
00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,970
They were so beautiful.

408
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,401
So, this is your better idea?

409
00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:45,699
Yeah, I knew it was a sign

410
00:17:45,704 --> 00:17:47,900
when I saw that huge crocodile
across the parking lot.

411
00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:49,407
This is where we're gonna have fun.

412
00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:51,510
No, the only thing we're
getting here is a stomachache.

413
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:52,808
You see, that's what I'm talking about.

414
00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:55,356
We hate-watched the final
season of "Game of Thrones,"

415
00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:58,990
and we are going to hate-eat
at Crocodilze with a "Z."

416
00:18:01,952 --> 00:18:04,329
See your waiter, alligator.

417
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,439
Restaurant bullies. I'm in.

418
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,626
Oh, no. What are we gonna do?

419
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,658
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

420
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:20,806
Don't worry.

421
00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:23,048
I got your back, right?

422
00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:25,111
Gary, do you want to see the bedrooms?

423
00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:29,048
Uh, actually, I need
to see the bathroom.

424
00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:32,384
It's the most important
room in the house,

425
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:33,766
am I right?

426
00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:51,376
Take anything you want.
There's some money in the safe.

427
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,798
We don't want your money.

428
00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,235
We're here because we know what you did.

429
00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:55,783
I-I don't know... I-I don't
know what you're talking about.

430
00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:57,873
Yeah, you do. And if I were you,

431
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,255
I would start telling
the truth right now.

432
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,047
- I am. I swear.
- Hey!

433
00:19:02,323 --> 00:19:05,109
I want to hear you say
what you did to those girls.

434
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:06,449
Girls? W-What... What girls?

435
00:19:06,454 --> 00:19:08,469
I-I don't know what
you're talking about.

436
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:13,039
Please! Okay, don't hurt me.

437
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,254
Please.

438
00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:15,760
Next time, I do that to your head!

439
00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:17,351
Okay, okay,
fine. Fine, fine, fine.

440
00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:21,195
I had a couple of students
come over here in bathing suits.

441
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,875
A few times, things might
have gone a little too far.

442
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,799
But I didn't hurt them, I swear.

443
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,320
What about Layla?

444
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,664
Hey, I-I can't see you,

445
00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:34,250
so I-I don't know who you are.

446
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:37,586
I want you... to look at me!

447
00:19:38,424 --> 00:19:40,176
No, I'm not looking.

448
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:41,851
I can't see you.

449
00:19:42,105 --> 00:19:44,203
I want you to look at me

450
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,922
and tell me what you did to my daughter.

451
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,933
You okay in there?

452
00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:00,337
Checking the water pressure!

453
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:10,698
Shall we take our Butterbeers to go?

454
00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:12,121
We shall.

455
00:20:18,577 --> 00:20:21,527
I'm sorry. I should have made
something more sophisticated.

456
00:20:21,532 --> 00:20:22,532
Are you kidding?

457
00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:24,872
Floppy, greasy pizza's my jam.

458
00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:28,433
Same.

459
00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:32,627
"I want you in all my tomorrows."

460
00:20:32,635 --> 00:20:34,324
What?

461
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:37,418
From "Clear Water Down."

462
00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,008
You know, the final scene, when you...

463
00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:40,514
You pull your husband from the water

464
00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:43,035
and you bring him back with CPR?

465
00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:45,262
Oh. Right.

466
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,477
Great memory.

467
00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,228
I'm sorry.

468
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:53,236
I know I've been acting like a weirdo.

469
00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:54,958
I just have to admit...

470
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,007
I am a huge fan.

471
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:59,561
I was obsessed with "Days of Our Lives"
during law school.

472
00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:01,526
I loved your character,

473
00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:04,363
and I was so sad when the
bee swarm took you out.

474
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,364
I sound so dumb.

475
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:07,912
Not at all.

476
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,585
I appreciate it.

477
00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:10,967
I was obsessed with the show, too,

478
00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,644
before I booked the role.

479
00:21:12,649 --> 00:21:13,942
When I first met Deidre Hall,

480
00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:16,535
I could barely even make eye contact.

481
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,585
I told her it was nice to meet me, too.

482
00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:24,840
I was so stressed out about meeting you.

483
00:21:24,845 --> 00:21:27,105
See those flowers? I-I
moved them four times.

484
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:29,972
And let me guess... You
are a shoe-free home?

485
00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:31,906
Theo was so confused.

486
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,996
Oh, no, you can leave them on.

487
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,550
Absolutely not.

488
00:21:37,555 --> 00:21:38,848
I appreciate your honesty.

489
00:21:38,853 --> 00:21:40,188
I am not some fragile diva.

490
00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:42,160
I can abide by the rules of the house.

491
00:21:42,165 --> 00:21:44,761
I assume you have some
Prada slippers I can borrow?

492
00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:45,847
Um...

493
00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:47,437
I'm kidding.

494
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,076
Look at your face!

495
00:21:54,907 --> 00:21:56,409
Mmm.

496
00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,043
That looks so gross.

497
00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:00,793
What's gross is how delicious it is.

498
00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:04,144
The four-cheese blend is perfect.

499
00:22:04,149 --> 00:22:06,401
Caramelized onions don't overpower,

500
00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:08,207
and there's a hint of Dijon.

501
00:22:09,047 --> 00:22:11,633
Dijon. Why didn't I ever think of that?

502
00:22:11,638 --> 00:22:12,966
Well, if it makes you feel any better,

503
00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,590
the chicken Parm... Terrible.

504
00:22:14,595 --> 00:22:15,763
Mm, mm-hmm.

505
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,768
You don't have to lie...

506
00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:18,418
You're practically inhaling it.

507
00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:21,801
Well, in that case, you gotta try this.

508
00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,261
Take a bite... Little one, okay?

509
00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:25,004
- I need this stuff.
- Mm-hmm.

510
00:22:30,161 --> 00:22:32,205
We can't even hate-eat at this place.

511
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,488
I'm sorry, babe.

512
00:22:33,771 --> 00:22:35,019
Mm-hmm.

513
00:22:35,024 --> 00:22:36,035
This was a bad idea.

514
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,250
Yeah, it really was.

515
00:22:38,255 --> 00:22:40,925
But that's okay,
'cause I got my revenge.

516
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:42,652
I told the hostess it's your birthday.

517
00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:43,657
You didn't.

518
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,793
See your waiter, alligator.

519
00:22:46,203 --> 00:22:47,902
? We swung from jungle vines ?

520
00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,574
? We slithered river miles ?

521
00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:50,955
? To wish you happy birthday ?

522
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,441
? From crocodilze smilez, hey! ?

523
00:22:53,446 --> 00:22:54,755
Smile.

524
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,658
Well-played, Gina.

525
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:01,324
Gina?!

526
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,832
Teddy?

527
00:23:02,973 --> 00:23:04,082
Crocodile Keith?

528
00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:06,214
Oh. Oh.

529
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,103
29...

530
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:11,050
... and 30.

531
00:23:11,055 --> 00:23:13,141
Darcy wasn't kidding when
she said you were tough.

532
00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:16,482
Oh, so, there were some
compliments thrown in there?

533
00:23:17,602 --> 00:23:19,019
What else did she say about me?

534
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,900
Well, that you got this killer ass

535
00:23:20,905 --> 00:23:22,840
that no one gets to see anymore.

536
00:23:22,845 --> 00:23:24,325
Alright, she may not
have said that part,

537
00:23:24,329 --> 00:23:26,373
but she thought it.
She definitely thought it.

538
00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,105
So, uh...

539
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,019
how did you end up in there?

540
00:23:32,024 --> 00:23:33,129
Wow. That's personal.

541
00:23:33,134 --> 00:23:34,919
We've only known each other
for, like, what, five minutes?

542
00:23:34,923 --> 00:23:36,496
I'm sorry, I didn't...

543
00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:38,652
Hey, I'm messing with you.

544
00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:39,785
- Yeah.
- I'm an open book.

545
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:41,824
Tell you what... You give me a few more,

546
00:23:41,829 --> 00:23:44,511
I'll tell you the whole sob story.

547
00:23:44,516 --> 00:23:45,684
Okay.

548
00:23:47,913 --> 00:23:49,371
Yep.

549
00:23:49,376 --> 00:23:52,676
So, uh, what was it, huh?

550
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,777
Car? Bus?

551
00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,766
Evil Knievel stunt gone wrong?

552
00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:59,027
Mnh-mnh. Much more exciting...

553
00:23:59,032 --> 00:24:00,535
step-ladder.

554
00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:03,566
What?

555
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:08,236
I was changing a light bulb
at my girlfriend's place,

556
00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:11,011
and I could have sworn that
thing had only two steps.

557
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:15,004
I took a step back to what I thought
was the ground, but it wasn't,

558
00:24:15,332 --> 00:24:17,254
and I felt something snap in my back.

559
00:24:17,259 --> 00:24:19,449
I tried to walk it
off for a couple hours.

560
00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:22,457
Two days later, I couldn't feel
anything from the waist down.

561
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,386
That was it.

562
00:24:27,269 --> 00:24:29,646
You know, I don't tell
everyone the real story

563
00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,279
'cause they're always just disappointed.

564
00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:35,496
I mean, it's not as
sexy as a hit-and-run.

565
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,790
Well, at least you
know who to be angry at.

566
00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:42,683
Who's that?

567
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,906
Guy who doesn't know
how to use a step-ladder.

568
00:24:45,911 --> 00:24:47,329
Oh.

569
00:24:47,334 --> 00:24:48,669
Alright.

570
00:24:48,674 --> 00:24:50,254
Okay. If that's how it's gonna be.

571
00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:53,220
Hey, next time, maybe use a crosswalk?

572
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,226
I don't know.

573
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,519
Okay, we're done. We're done!

574
00:24:55,524 --> 00:24:57,401
Oh, no... we are done
when I say we're done.

575
00:24:57,406 --> 00:25:00,519
Left hand this time.
A-five, six, seven, eight.

576
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,371
Can't you just see it?

577
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,253
A crib could go over here...

578
00:25:04,258 --> 00:25:05,746
Hypothetically speaking, of course.

579
00:25:05,751 --> 00:25:07,295
But I could totally see it.

580
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,426
Before it's the baby's room,

581
00:25:08,431 --> 00:25:10,035
it could be the makin'-babies room.

582
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,125
Ooh.

583
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,308
Uh...

584
00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:15,402
are there broken shards
of glass in your pocket,

585
00:25:15,407 --> 00:25:16,754
or are you just happy to see me?

586
00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:17,957
Um... Uh...

587
00:25:17,962 --> 00:25:20,261
Oh, my God. What happened?

588
00:25:20,598 --> 00:25:23,976
Liam knocked over
the very special one.

589
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,926
Okay, so, that's why you were
acting weird in the bathroom.

590
00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,723
Don't worry. Cheryl didn't see.

591
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:29,105
I covered for him.

592
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,019
You "covered" for him?

593
00:25:31,191 --> 00:25:33,847
Well, when I say it,
it sounds way cooler.

594
00:25:34,476 --> 00:25:37,229
He's my bud. I gotta have his back.

595
00:25:37,315 --> 00:25:39,108
I know that you want
to be Liam's friend,

596
00:25:39,113 --> 00:25:41,991
and I appreciate that you
were trying to protect him,

597
00:25:41,996 --> 00:25:44,915
but sometimes that means helping
him face the consequences,

598
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,558
no matter how scary.

599
00:25:46,563 --> 00:25:49,251
And that's not just for
Liam... That's for any child

600
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,746
that we bring into this world.

601
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:52,175
Do you know what I mean?

602
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,807
I do now.

603
00:25:55,444 --> 00:25:57,636
Did you know your son
broke one of my figurines?

604
00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:59,601
Yes, and we are very sorry.

605
00:25:59,606 --> 00:26:02,832
Don't be. I've been looking at
that hideous thing for 20 years.

606
00:26:02,844 --> 00:26:05,222
I've never had an excuse
to get rid of it until now.

607
00:26:05,227 --> 00:26:09,273
More importantly, he
came and apologized.

608
00:26:09,316 --> 00:26:12,027
That kind of honesty is very rare.

609
00:26:12,032 --> 00:26:14,284
Well, trust me, he gets it all from her.

610
00:26:14,289 --> 00:26:16,833
Well, whatever you're doing
to raise such a great son,

611
00:26:16,838 --> 00:26:19,824
I want you to keep doing
it... in this house.

612
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:21,913
- It's yours.
- No way.

613
00:26:21,918 --> 00:26:24,087
Oh, my God! Thank you so much.

614
00:26:24,092 --> 00:26:26,800
- Oh, my God!
- Ahhh!

615
00:26:26,805 --> 00:26:29,699
Cheryl, get over here.
Come on, you're changing lives.

616
00:26:29,704 --> 00:26:30,830
Let's do this.

617
00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,420
Ohhh!

618
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,677
Ow.

619
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:35,720
I'm sorry.

620
00:26:35,725 --> 00:26:37,472
I'm just so happy.

621
00:26:37,868 --> 00:26:39,175
There was this woman,

622
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,432
and we were together every single day.

623
00:26:41,437 --> 00:26:43,690
And then, she was just gone.

624
00:26:43,907 --> 00:26:45,605
Her name was Dr. Stacy,

625
00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:47,601
and she got replaced by an uptight...

626
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,832
- I thought we screen these.
- Oh, we do.

627
00:26:49,837 --> 00:26:52,172
He said he was calling
about abandonment issues.

628
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,105
Two minutes to traffic and weather.

629
00:26:55,386 --> 00:26:56,800
Alright.

630
00:26:56,805 --> 00:26:58,640
I get it. I'm the new kid.

631
00:26:58,645 --> 00:27:00,230
You're hazing me.

632
00:27:00,235 --> 00:27:02,488
But you should know that
I started a new school

633
00:27:02,493 --> 00:27:04,745
at 9 years old with
headgear and a back brace,

634
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,761
so bring it.

635
00:27:07,224 --> 00:27:09,602
You're In The Room With Dr. Bloom.

636
00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:10,830
Hi.

637
00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:13,199
Um, am I on?

638
00:27:13,322 --> 00:27:14,907
Yeah, alright, who's this?

639
00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:16,550
Is this, uh, Seymour Butts,

640
00:27:16,555 --> 00:27:18,254
or Ivana Tinkle,

641
00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:19,927
- which...
- Oh, no.

642
00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,394
My name is Jonah... Jonah St...

643
00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:24,504
Oh, d... Uh, no. Don't say your name.

644
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,058
I'm so sorry.

645
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,731
Uh...

646
00:27:27,736 --> 00:27:29,280
go ahead, Jonah.

647
00:27:29,479 --> 00:27:30,777
Okay.

648
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:34,207
I-I called because I'm scared.

649
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,447
What is scaring you?

650
00:27:36,705 --> 00:27:38,613
My mom drinks a lot.

651
00:27:38,618 --> 00:27:40,574
Sometimes she drives.

652
00:27:40,579 --> 00:27:42,629
Jonah, are you safe right now?

653
00:27:43,219 --> 00:27:44,929
Yeah.

654
00:27:44,934 --> 00:27:46,769
My mom's at work.

655
00:27:46,928 --> 00:27:48,805
I'm home with my brother and uncle.

656
00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:50,605
They don't know I'm calling.

657
00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:51,980
I see.

658
00:27:51,985 --> 00:27:54,886
And are you ever in
the car with your mom

659
00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:56,441
when she's been drinking?

660
00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:58,738
She doesn't drive with us in the car...

661
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,572
but I want her to be safe, too.

662
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,637
Of course you do.

663
00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:05,074
Have you told her that?

664
00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:07,540
Once. It made her cry.

665
00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:09,297
She gets sad a lot.

666
00:28:09,302 --> 00:28:10,582
But when she's happy,

667
00:28:10,587 --> 00:28:12,506
she's the best mom in the world.

668
00:28:12,511 --> 00:28:15,772
It must be hard not to know
which person you're gonna get.

669
00:28:16,605 --> 00:28:18,402
It is.

670
00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:23,121
Well, I want you to know that
you've done nothing wrong,

671
00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:27,082
and what is going on with
her is not your fault.

672
00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:29,979
We all need help sometimes,
and your mom is no different.

673
00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:31,668
How do I get her help?

674
00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:34,730
Well, you reaching out
is a great first step.

675
00:28:34,735 --> 00:28:36,433
I'm proud of you.

676
00:28:36,526 --> 00:28:39,894
Maggie, it's time for
traffic and weather.

677
00:28:41,311 --> 00:28:43,730
Jonah, is there another
adult in your life

678
00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:45,237
you feel safe talking to?

679
00:28:45,242 --> 00:28:47,494
Uh, maybe my uncle?

680
00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:53,027
Jonah, d-don't go anywhere.

681
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:54,659
For our listeners,
you're gonna have to wait

682
00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:57,972
to the next half-hour for your
weather and traffic report.

683
00:28:59,358 --> 00:29:00,699
You can't do that.

684
00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:01,789
Hello?

685
00:29:01,794 --> 00:29:03,199
Are you there?

686
00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:05,040
Yes, I am here, Jonah.

687
00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:07,172
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

688
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:20,087
Ah, wow.

689
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,216
It is so good to see you guys.

690
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,285
Ah, you too, Teddy.

691
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,480
And Happy Birthday, by the way.

692
00:29:25,485 --> 00:29:27,511
I never knew you were a Leo!
I'm an Aries!

693
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,496
That explains why we
always got along so well.

694
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,919
A-Actually, it's not.

695
00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,134
Totally...

696
00:29:33,452 --> 00:29:34,995
It's not his birthday.

697
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,597
Oh.

698
00:29:36,602 --> 00:29:38,395
To be honest...

699
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,449
I had an interview this morning

700
00:29:40,454 --> 00:29:42,027
at the Crocodilze across town,

701
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,993
and, uh, didn't seem like
they were that into me,

702
00:29:44,998 --> 00:29:47,605
so we came here to be brats about it.

703
00:29:48,216 --> 00:29:50,777
Yeah, sorry. I know, that's not cool.

704
00:29:50,782 --> 00:29:52,379
No, no, no, no. I get it.

705
00:29:52,384 --> 00:29:54,550
And, look, this place
isn't as fancy as Someday,

706
00:29:54,555 --> 00:29:56,738
but it's a gig. And right now,

707
00:29:56,743 --> 00:29:58,912
I'm just happy with the steady paycheck.

708
00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:01,636
But they make you do double
duty as Crocodile Keith.

709
00:30:01,641 --> 00:30:03,514
- That's pretty rough.
- "Make me"?

710
00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:06,319
No, I-I asked if I could
be Crocodile Keith.

711
00:30:06,324 --> 00:30:07,561
- Oh.
- Yeah!

712
00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:09,137
I get to come out here
for all the birthdays

713
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,952
and put a smile on people's faces.

714
00:30:10,957 --> 00:30:14,780
I mean, it's why I got into
hospitality in the first place.

715
00:30:15,151 --> 00:30:19,085
And, hey, the Crocodilze
across town does suck.

716
00:30:19,915 --> 00:30:23,468
But, um, one of my
roommates is a manager here.

717
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,935
So, if you want in,
I can make it happen.

718
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:29,429
And by the way, the
employee discount here is...

719
00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:32,020
insane!

720
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:34,541
Hmm.

721
00:30:35,597 --> 00:30:38,446
Your husband had
a baby with another woman?

722
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:41,000
No wonder you stopped
watching "Days of Our Lives."

723
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,425
You had all the soap opera
you needed in real life.

724
00:30:45,061 --> 00:30:46,646
Well, at least my divorce didn't end up

725
00:30:46,651 --> 00:30:48,657
on the cover of Us Weekly.

726
00:30:49,779 --> 00:30:51,578
Not that I read that trash.

727
00:30:51,795 --> 00:30:53,756
Only when I'm at the salon.

728
00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:55,352
And the doctor.

729
00:30:55,357 --> 00:30:56,581
And the dentist.

730
00:30:58,271 --> 00:31:00,565
Well, with Dennis and me,

731
00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:03,453
it wasn't as dramatic as
those tabloids made it look.

732
00:31:04,359 --> 00:31:06,282
He's a great dad.

733
00:31:06,571 --> 00:31:09,500
But I knew I was only
staying in it for Kiana.

734
00:31:10,395 --> 00:31:12,480
Eventually, she was going to leave,

735
00:31:12,485 --> 00:31:14,883
and he and I would be two strangers

736
00:31:14,888 --> 00:31:16,563
staring back at each other.

737
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:20,261
Do you ever worry about the story

738
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:25,039
we're telling our kids about
relationships and commitment?

739
00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:27,089
I mean, my parents stayed
together their whole lives

740
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,946
until my dad passed away.

741
00:31:28,951 --> 00:31:30,995
My parents are still together...

742
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,571
but they're not happy.

743
00:31:32,576 --> 00:31:35,610
My mom always says, "A vow is a vow."

744
00:31:36,035 --> 00:31:39,121
Which is why it was so
hard for me to leave Dennis.

745
00:31:39,348 --> 00:31:43,586
But I didn't want to set
that same example for Kiana.

746
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:48,328
I want her to know that her
own happiness is important.

747
00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:52,940
And that's the story that
you're writing for Theo.

748
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,738
Cheers to that.

749
00:31:59,889 --> 00:32:01,933
Gotta love root beer.

750
00:32:02,096 --> 00:32:04,265
Well, you know that's
a twist cap, right?

751
00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:05,729
Oh, yeah, I know.

752
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,444
But you're gonna want to use that move

753
00:32:07,449 --> 00:32:08,907
when you start dating again,

754
00:32:08,912 --> 00:32:11,071
'cause it never fails
to impress the ladies.

755
00:32:11,271 --> 00:32:12,602
Uh-huh.

756
00:32:12,607 --> 00:32:16,891
So, you and the girlfriend
with the broken light bulb...

757
00:32:16,896 --> 00:32:18,314
You guys make it?

758
00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:19,883
Nah.

759
00:32:19,888 --> 00:32:21,431
I mean, we tried at first.

760
00:32:21,436 --> 00:32:23,157
It was her way of
dealing with the guilt.

761
00:32:23,162 --> 00:32:24,664
- Mm.
- But, ultimately,

762
00:32:24,669 --> 00:32:26,500
life with a partner who uses a chair

763
00:32:26,505 --> 00:32:29,539
just wasn't the way she played
Barbies when she was little.

764
00:32:29,544 --> 00:32:31,453
Well, I'm sorry.

765
00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:32,695
Well, I'm not.

766
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,165
If we'd stayed together in the long run,

767
00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:36,421
I'd be dealing with a
wheelchair and alimony.

768
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,618
How are you so okay with all of this?

769
00:32:41,814 --> 00:32:43,828
Oh, I have my bad days.

770
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,127
I mean, look, man, having
to use a wheelchair...

771
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,352
Yeah, it can totally suck sometimes.

772
00:32:49,357 --> 00:32:51,359
Everyday things that you
used to take for granted

773
00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:53,258
are so much harder now.

774
00:32:53,576 --> 00:32:57,203
But... I love what I do.

775
00:32:57,503 --> 00:32:59,223
And I don't know if that
would have been the case

776
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,946
if I didn't get injured.

777
00:33:00,951 --> 00:33:02,774
So, now I get to spend my life

778
00:33:02,779 --> 00:33:04,571
helping people get their lives back.

779
00:33:06,414 --> 00:33:09,959
Speaking of, from what Darcy tells me...

780
00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:13,282
Yeah, you've been in recovery
phase one long enough.

781
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,997
It's time for phase two.

782
00:33:15,002 --> 00:33:16,337
What is phase two?

783
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:17,453
Get a job.

784
00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,877
Something out in the
world that's low-stakes.

785
00:33:19,882 --> 00:33:23,135
You just want to clock in,
clock out, build confidence.

786
00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:27,459
Start looking at the future.

787
00:33:33,824 --> 00:33:38,412
Well, it was a rocky
start, but we found our way.

788
00:33:38,544 --> 00:33:41,631
I want to thank Jonah
for being so brave,

789
00:33:41,636 --> 00:33:44,715
and, in doing so,
helping me to be brave.

790
00:33:44,779 --> 00:33:47,907
This has been
"In the Room With Dr. Bloom."

791
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,376
Talk to you tomorrow.

792
00:33:57,977 --> 00:33:59,354
You can't just cancel my segment.

793
00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:00,694
What was that... Some
kind of ratings ploy?

794
00:34:00,698 --> 00:34:02,033
No, of course not.

795
00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:04,082
There was a child that needed my help.

796
00:34:04,087 --> 00:34:05,786
That doesn't give you
a right to break the rules.

797
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,441
Well, what should I have done?

798
00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,156
Told him to call back tomorrow?

799
00:34:09,161 --> 00:34:10,663
It was important.

800
00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:11,840
So was traffic and weather.

801
00:34:11,845 --> 00:34:13,556
Okay, well, if somebody
needs to know it's raining,

802
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,480
they can look outside.

803
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,863
I've done six reports in the morning

804
00:34:18,868 --> 00:34:20,801
and six in the afternoon

805
00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:24,059
every single weekday
for the last two years.

806
00:34:24,168 --> 00:34:25,836
People depend on it.

807
00:34:25,841 --> 00:34:27,239
The mom who's rushing from a meeting

808
00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:29,058
to get to her kid's soccer game?

809
00:34:29,286 --> 00:34:32,163
If she doesn't know to take
side streets and avoid Route 9,

810
00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:33,652
she's gonna be late,

811
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,301
sending a message to her kid

812
00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:37,621
that he's not the most
important thing in her life.

813
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,782
What I do matters.

814
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,082
You're right.

815
00:34:48,578 --> 00:34:50,136
I'm sorry.

816
00:34:51,292 --> 00:34:53,712
I didn't think about it that way.

817
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,558
Is the kid okay?

818
00:35:03,138 --> 00:35:06,259
Yeah, I, uh, connected with his uncle

819
00:35:06,264 --> 00:35:09,680
and got them some resources
they need to get help.

820
00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,227
Good.

821
00:35:13,082 --> 00:35:15,352
But don't ever do that to me again.

822
00:35:18,896 --> 00:35:21,481
Yeah, I know it was a long day for you.

823
00:35:22,659 --> 00:35:24,321
But you're gonna love this new place.

824
00:35:24,618 --> 00:35:26,337
So much grass.

825
00:35:26,342 --> 00:35:28,055
Basically a Phish concert.

826
00:35:28,571 --> 00:35:30,239
Oh.

827
00:35:42,825 --> 00:35:44,782
We need to talk.

828
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,025
What the hell are you doing here?

829
00:35:52,029 --> 00:35:53,198
You know we can't be seen together.

830
00:35:53,202 --> 00:35:54,970
Please... Please, just give me a minute.

831
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,758
- We need to talk.
- No, we don't.

832
00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,481
We had a plan. This isn't it.

833
00:35:59,486 --> 00:36:01,149
I want you to look at me!

834
00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:05,571
Tell me what you did to my daughter.

835
00:36:05,576 --> 00:36:06,660
Did you hurt her?

836
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,282
No, no, I...

837
00:36:10,152 --> 00:36:11,904
I would never... never...

838
00:36:11,909 --> 00:36:13,577
I would never hurt Layla.

839
00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,400
I swear to you.

840
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,688
- I-I loved her.
- You what?!

841
00:36:17,693 --> 00:36:20,529
You didn't love my daughter!

842
00:36:20,534 --> 00:36:22,745
I love my daughter, I love my daughter,

843
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:23,919
and you took her away from me.

844
00:36:23,923 --> 00:36:25,424
No. No, I didn't.

845
00:36:25,429 --> 00:36:28,099
You took everything away from me.

846
00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:29,509
Aah!

847
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,243
Hey, hey, hey! Easy. Remember the plan.

848
00:36:32,248 --> 00:36:34,446
I don't care! I don't care!

849
00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:35,884
Did you hear what he just said?

850
00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:37,474
He did this to her. He got in her head.

851
00:36:37,479 --> 00:36:39,150
He was the reason she...

852
00:36:43,029 --> 00:36:44,614
Go home.

853
00:36:47,295 --> 00:36:48,845
Christopher.

854
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,462
I'm gonna get him to tell me
what he did to my daughter,

855
00:36:54,852 --> 00:36:58,079
and that's between him
and me and no one else.

856
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,927
Go home.

857
00:37:08,824 --> 00:37:10,492
After you went home,

858
00:37:10,671 --> 00:37:12,445
I got him to tell me...

859
00:37:12,994 --> 00:37:15,046
what he did to Layla.

860
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,147
And I just...

861
00:37:18,911 --> 00:37:20,492
I just lost it.

862
00:37:20,497 --> 00:37:23,046
Something in me snapped.
I couldn't help it.

863
00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:25,320
What do we do?

864
00:37:25,325 --> 00:37:26,890
"Do"? We do nothing.

865
00:37:26,895 --> 00:37:28,609
We keep our heads down.

866
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,242
But I can't stop thinking about it,

867
00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:33,007
and I'm worried that Georgia can
tell that something is going on.

868
00:37:33,012 --> 00:37:35,598
That's because you're acting
like something is going on.

869
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:41,156
You know how Peter did what
he did to Layla and Sophie

870
00:37:41,161 --> 00:37:43,023
without giving it a second thought?

871
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,445
That's what you need to do right now.

872
00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:48,661
And what if he wakes up
and he says something?

873
00:37:48,743 --> 00:37:50,453
What if he doesn't?

874
00:37:52,622 --> 00:37:54,476
We can never meet like this again.

875
00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:55,815
You understand?

876
00:37:58,832 --> 00:38:00,937
You don't know me.

877
00:38:17,335 --> 00:38:20,588
Did you know she met Daniel
Radcliffe in real life?

878
00:38:20,593 --> 00:38:22,559
She was calling him "Dan."

879
00:38:23,782 --> 00:38:25,325
Sounds like you two had a good time.

880
00:38:25,330 --> 00:38:27,410
Mom, she's amazing.

881
00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:30,934
Wait. I want to save the
little table from the box.

882
00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:35,715
Can we hang out with them again soon?

883
00:38:35,925 --> 00:38:38,261
Yeah, I think we should.

884
00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,348
It's nice making new friends, isn't it?

885
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,777
Mm-hmm.

886
00:38:41,863 --> 00:38:43,238
Yeah.

887
00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,539
Be in my room.

888
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:54,305
Babe, I'm sorry our
fun day kind of sucked,

889
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:57,774
but on the bright side,
we have leftovers for days.

890
00:38:57,915 --> 00:38:59,667
Check out the look on your face.

891
00:39:00,586 --> 00:39:01,837
Let me see.

892
00:39:04,397 --> 00:39:06,190
Oh, man.

893
00:39:06,331 --> 00:39:07,832
Thank you.

894
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,837
For making me laugh today.

895
00:39:12,571 --> 00:39:15,282
I think I understand the
reason people like Crocodilze.

896
00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:20,376
It's comfortable and familiar
and it's always there.

897
00:39:20,465 --> 00:39:21,966
Kind of like you and me.

898
00:39:21,971 --> 00:39:23,389
Mm.

899
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,188
You saying I'm like your chicken Parm?

900
00:39:25,193 --> 00:39:26,860
Mmm, yep.

901
00:39:27,529 --> 00:39:29,028
Just as delicious, too.

902
00:39:31,629 --> 00:39:33,366
I think I'm gonna take the job.

903
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,647
You sure?

904
00:39:34,652 --> 00:39:36,897
- You don't have to rush into anything.
- No, I know.

905
00:39:36,902 --> 00:39:40,072
But it might be nice just clocking
in and clocking out for a while.

906
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,227
And getting to buy some cool pins
to make sure my flair's on point.

907
00:39:43,536 --> 00:39:45,717
I might even get one custom-made.

908
00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:48,312
"Ask me the difference between
alligators and crocodiles."

909
00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:51,111
Ooh, I like this plan.

910
00:39:51,629 --> 00:39:53,648
A lot of our Halpert's
employees even shop here

911
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:55,836
when they're not working because
of how good the discount is.

912
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,133
Everyone's welcome here.

913
00:39:57,138 --> 00:39:59,934
Your, uh, condition
will in no way affect,

914
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,318
uh, our decision regarding your
employment here at Halpert's.

915
00:40:13,557 --> 00:40:15,226
I'm the one who hit you.

916
00:40:15,617 --> 00:40:16,868
Hey, stop!

917
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,249
I know you know who I am!

918
00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:19,576
Hey!

919
00:40:20,975 --> 00:40:22,849
Hi, I'm...

920
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,250
I'm sorry, I was just...

921
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,388
What? You were just staring at me, yeah?

922
00:40:26,528 --> 00:40:28,513
I know, I just...

923
00:40:28,518 --> 00:40:30,529
You're Eddie Saville.

924
00:40:32,341 --> 00:40:35,169
I'm a huge fan of the Red Ferns.

925
00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:38,243
I saw you guys play
at the Garden in 2012,

926
00:40:38,248 --> 00:40:39,833
and I just...

927
00:40:40,086 --> 00:40:42,701
I'm so sorry. What happened?

928
00:40:43,668 --> 00:40:45,380
Um...

929
00:40:45,662 --> 00:40:47,787
I was just in an accident.

930
00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:49,762
But I'm getting by.

931
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,110
Thanks.

932
00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:11,277
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