1 00:00:56,458 --> 00:01:01,458 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,399 _ 3 00:01:10,399 --> 00:01:15,018 _ 4 00:01:15,023 --> 00:01:17,305 _ 5 00:01:17,383 --> 00:01:19,665 _ 6 00:01:19,703 --> 00:01:21,985 _ 7 00:01:28,351 --> 00:01:33,351 _ 8 00:01:44,179 --> 00:01:45,955 Okay, who's hungry? 9 00:01:49,223 --> 00:01:52,019 The little ones first. Whoa, boy. 10 00:01:54,684 --> 00:01:56,294 You understand me?! 11 00:02:21,114 --> 00:02:22,245 Mornin' you. 12 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,593 Mwah! 13 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:25,934 Hey. 14 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:31,711 Do you... wanna meet your great-great-great... 15 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,022 Meemaw? 16 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,986 You know she's gonna turn 100 this summer. 17 00:02:34,991 --> 00:02:36,666 - That isn't true. - She gets so old, 18 00:02:36,671 --> 00:02:38,260 she was born before TV. 19 00:02:38,265 --> 00:02:39,681 No one was born before TV. 20 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,111 Mm-hmm, before cars. Before horses. 21 00:02:42,116 --> 00:02:44,857 Maybe even before the trees themselves. 22 00:02:44,878 --> 00:02:46,358 You wanna ask her yourself? 23 00:02:46,423 --> 00:02:48,111 Really? 24 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:51,627 I was aimin' for it to be a surprise. 25 00:03:03,227 --> 00:03:05,963 You and I have never taken a trip together. 26 00:03:06,246 --> 00:03:09,662 So, we'll get the bus in Cordia and we'll zip on over to Joplin, 27 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,315 and then we'll catch a Greyhound to Minnesota from there. 28 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,059 How long does the bus take to get to Minnesota from here? 29 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:18,280 I don't know, nearly 14 hours. Maybe longer. 30 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,809 Everything just takes longer on the bus. 31 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,502 But, it is past time that you met your up north people. 32 00:03:24,786 --> 00:03:26,266 What about Dad? 33 00:03:26,271 --> 00:03:27,921 Do you think anything can happen in this house that 34 00:03:27,925 --> 00:03:29,385 he doesn't already know about? 35 00:03:29,390 --> 00:03:31,653 - Don't have to pack? - Already done. 36 00:03:31,658 --> 00:03:34,026 I packed for both of us. So, come on! 37 00:03:34,031 --> 00:03:35,642 Let's get a hurry up shoes! 38 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:38,302 - What about your garden? - Don't you worry about it. 39 00:03:38,408 --> 00:03:40,584 Mother Earth has a way of takin' care of her own kind. 40 00:03:40,589 --> 00:03:42,588 So let's get to gettin'! 41 00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:57,971 Connor, you the reinforcements? 42 00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:00,408 Impartial observer. 43 00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:02,674 Where you off to, Bloom? Hm? 44 00:04:02,925 --> 00:04:04,752 You can't take him. 45 00:04:05,198 --> 00:04:06,763 That's my boy. 46 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,639 I'm doing things my way now. 47 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:11,158 Jack doesn't have to go anywhere he doesn't already wanna go. 48 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,687 Oh my god, I am sick to death of 49 00:04:12,692 --> 00:04:15,252 your hippy-dippy tree-huggin' bullshit. 50 00:04:15,257 --> 00:04:16,559 Well, you... You wanna take him up 51 00:04:16,563 --> 00:04:18,502 to meet the rest of your fucked-up family? 52 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:22,250 No, absolutely not. He's staying here with me. 53 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:24,416 You wanna go? Go right ahead. 54 00:04:25,071 --> 00:04:27,877 But I thought I got you away from that goddamn nonsense. 55 00:04:27,882 --> 00:04:29,955 Obviously my first mistake. 56 00:04:31,336 --> 00:04:35,260 Oh, Bloom. Jack is never gonna become a man... 57 00:04:35,265 --> 00:04:36,760 Oh, you are some kind of man? 58 00:04:36,765 --> 00:04:38,854 With all the separatist survival bullshit? 59 00:04:38,859 --> 00:04:41,893 You are nothing but a two-bit terrorist. 60 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,313 Did you hear her? 61 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,236 - Mm-hmm. - Fucking terrorist? 62 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:48,848 Oh, I get it! I get it! 63 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:51,639 This is the part where you call me a Nazi again. 64 00:04:51,644 --> 00:04:52,906 Get out of my way. 65 00:04:52,911 --> 00:04:56,034 Go ahead, Bloom. You just keep pushing me. 66 00:04:56,215 --> 00:04:59,424 Keep it up, 'cuz I'm all the$ way done takin' it, you hear me? 67 00:05:04,061 --> 00:05:07,846 What do we have here? What? 68 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:16,094 - I didn't do any... - I was halfway to Wichita 69 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,795 when I realized I didn't have this. 70 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,758 - That's why I turned around. - That is a lie. 71 00:05:19,763 --> 00:05:22,012 You planted it along with that fuckin' bottle. 72 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,315 - Well played! - Come on, save it for Rudy Spaulding. 73 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,191 The chief is waitin' for you! 74 00:05:26,196 --> 00:05:28,584 I'm makin' a citizen's arrest, you hear me? 75 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:29,623 - Dad. - Huh? 76 00:05:29,628 --> 00:05:30,635 Hey! 77 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,000 You better stay out of this, kid. 78 00:05:32,005 --> 00:05:33,850 Honey, don't. It's okay. 79 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:34,986 - Come on. - Beth. 80 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:37,820 Beth, you see to it that Jack is taken care of. 81 00:05:37,825 --> 00:05:40,580 Don't leave him alone and I will be back soon! 82 00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:42,641 I will get a lawyer and I'm gonna give... 83 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:47,036 Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to?! 84 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,740 You? A fuckin' drunk with an arrest record 85 00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:51,520 and a history of mental illness? 86 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:54,947 Or me, a decorated former Marine, huh? 87 00:05:59,247 --> 00:06:00,790 You come now, Jack. 88 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,797 We're gonna get your mom the help she needs. 89 00:06:21,512 --> 00:06:23,455 You know how this goes, sweetie. 90 00:06:23,712 --> 00:06:26,276 This ain't the first time nor the last. 91 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:29,070 You've got to wait out the storm. 92 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:32,073 Your mom's tough. It ain't no thing to her. 93 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:36,979 I haven't seen her touch a bottle in God knows how long. 94 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,400 Why don't we just find something 95 00:06:39,405 --> 00:06:41,570 to take your mind off things? Hm? 96 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,003 I'm sure it'll all work out. 97 00:06:43,008 --> 00:06:46,667 Beth, you don't understand. He was gonna hit her. Again! 98 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,195 And I just stood there. 99 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,926 You're saying wait out the storm 100 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,672 and then things will go back to normal. 101 00:06:51,684 --> 00:06:53,727 But then there's just gonna be another storm, and another. 102 00:06:53,731 --> 00:06:54,917 It's just who he is! 103 00:06:54,922 --> 00:06:59,436 Your dad, he's complicated. Let's just say that. 104 00:07:00,355 --> 00:07:03,826 Once your mom's better, you'll be a family again. 105 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:26,136 You got a plan as to how you're gonna explain this 106 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,228 to young Jack, I presume. 107 00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:32,795 There was a... a struggle in the car. 108 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:37,694 And she pulled away from me and the door was open. 109 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:38,917 The next thing I knew, 110 00:07:38,922 --> 00:07:40,716 she was going end over end in the street. 111 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,787 The damn woman jumped. 112 00:07:43,436 --> 00:07:45,177 That's the story? 113 00:07:45,182 --> 00:07:46,600 Yup. 114 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:49,787 It didn't have to go this way. 115 00:07:51,425 --> 00:07:53,122 What's right is right. 116 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:55,304 It's too late to sing that song, ain't it? 117 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,787 - Any word? - Not yet. 118 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:12,334 I think I'll just stay here 'til your dad gets back. 119 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,904 Okay. I just hope Mom's okay. 120 00:09:07,534 --> 00:09:11,100 - Mom! - No, Jack. Jack, it's me. 121 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,139 It's just a bad dream. 122 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:17,170 It's okay. 123 00:09:19,223 --> 00:09:20,876 It's okay. 124 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:25,499 Go back to sleep, all right? 125 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:15,531 Aah! 126 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,744 Aw, fuck. 127 00:10:19,771 --> 00:10:22,025 She really did love this garden of hers. 128 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,816 Yeah. But you know what? 129 00:10:24,821 --> 00:10:27,225 It's completely legal to keep her on my land. 130 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:29,579 Another thing I love about Kansas. 131 00:10:29,806 --> 00:10:32,714 Save the planet, fertilize it. 132 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,173 What do you got there? 133 00:10:56,812 --> 00:11:00,087 Seeds. I think Mom wanted to take them to Meemaw. 134 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,528 Oh, yeah? 135 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,353 Let's see. 136 00:11:06,185 --> 00:11:07,796 I wanna plant them. 137 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,673 Give her something nice to come home to. 138 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:12,806 Aww. You are a darlin'. 139 00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:18,361 It's a new day. 140 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,673 I always loved working in the soil. 141 00:11:22,113 --> 00:11:24,290 Something your mom and I shared. 142 00:11:25,346 --> 00:11:29,994 The fact that you can plant anything... a seed, an idea. 143 00:11:31,005 --> 00:11:32,658 Heck, you can even plant evidence 144 00:11:32,663 --> 00:11:34,200 to throw someone off the track. 145 00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:42,169 Hey. 146 00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,954 - Jack. - Dad. 147 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:53,541 Everything okay? 148 00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:57,978 Look here, it's... It's really unfortunate 149 00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:59,775 that you had to see that yesterday. 150 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:03,939 But you need to understand it... it's probably for the best. 151 00:12:03,944 --> 00:12:05,511 Is she coming back? 152 00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:15,126 No. No, not anytime soon. 153 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:19,923 Jack, do you understand why your mother wanted to leave? 154 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,870 She wanted to go someplace 155 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,126 that she could drink and take her pills. 156 00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:27,556 And you need to understand... look at me. 157 00:12:29,007 --> 00:12:30,443 You need to understand that 158 00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:34,298 she would've eventually chosen those things over you. 159 00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:37,785 Yes, yes, you need to understand that, Jack. 160 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,923 You... at the police station, 161 00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,930 she... she had a complete breakdown. 162 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,212 I mean, it was... it was heartbreaking. 163 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,665 I mean, it was heartbreaking. 164 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,545 But, you know, thank the Lord Jesus 165 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,465 she's in the halfway house right now. 166 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,111 She's getting the help that she needs. 167 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:55,869 So all that we can do... is wait 168 00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:58,853 and... and... and see what happens, okay? 169 00:12:58,858 --> 00:13:01,798 But you gotta stand tall. Stand tall. 170 00:13:02,196 --> 00:13:04,736 There you go. Good, be strong. 171 00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:23,310 Ow! 172 00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:24,526 What are you doing, Jack? 173 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,806 You wanna water 'em, not bleed all over 'em. 174 00:13:27,865 --> 00:13:29,732 How long until you think they'll sprout? 175 00:13:29,737 --> 00:13:31,259 I don't know. 176 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,744 "Lettuce" consider. 177 00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:36,564 Do you "carrot" on how long? 178 00:13:36,569 --> 00:13:39,540 I guess "weed" better get a move on, then. 179 00:13:39,926 --> 00:13:42,337 Now you're just beatin' around the bush. 180 00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:52,953 All right, so, easiest way to get in and get a pass, 181 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,337 you come in on first. You park on A1. 182 00:13:55,342 --> 00:13:57,701 You leave your keys in it. Then you walk. 183 00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:02,486 ATF is on the top floor. 184 00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:07,134 Yeah, and there's also an IRS office on four, same building. 185 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,838 It's small, but... you know, 186 00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:12,298 it's like a little extra somethin' special. 187 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:15,158 Like a cherry on top of a sundae... tasty. 188 00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:18,722 Oh, man. Can you imagine this, Hank? 189 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:22,025 It's gonna be just pieces fallin' three states away. 190 00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:25,076 It's gonna be rainin' chunks, man. Chunks. 191 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,557 There'll be chunks of them in orbit. 192 00:14:32,565 --> 00:14:34,048 Has Jack read the book yet? 193 00:14:34,053 --> 00:14:35,775 - He will. - It's important. 194 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,478 I know it is. I shit you not, he will. 195 00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:43,351 - What we're... what we're doin', this isn't new. - _ 196 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,572 Secessionism is not new. 197 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:48,845 Confederacy ain't new. No. 198 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,494 We're in the vanguard, man. 199 00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:55,406 - I'm an American. - Damn straight, man. 200 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:40,325 _ 201 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,122 How is this possible? 202 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:46,466 Mom, your garden. 203 00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:49,982 It's... it's grown. 204 00:15:58,156 --> 00:15:59,810 I wish you could see this. 205 00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:02,771 The flowers remind me of... you. 206 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:16,958 Jack is never gonna become a man. 207 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,630 Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to? 208 00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:22,185 You or me? 209 00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:24,560 You better stay out of this, kid. 210 00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:26,974 Is she coming back? 211 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,393 No. 212 00:16:39,627 --> 00:16:41,324 I'm sorry, Mom. 213 00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:49,599 I miss you. 214 00:16:50,623 --> 00:16:52,732 She doesn't just love you. 215 00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:56,698 She loves me, too. More than I ever deserved. 216 00:16:56,703 --> 00:17:00,091 - No, that isn't true. - It is. 217 00:17:01,636 --> 00:17:04,465 I was afraid she couldn't be out there on her own. 218 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,908 Not with all that rotten stuff bangin' around inside her head. 219 00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,591 Don't be sad, Beth. 220 00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,598 She'll be back soon. 221 00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:19,927 Besides, you helped with the flowers. 222 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,317 You've shown her just how much you love her, 223 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:24,232 just by planting them with me. 224 00:17:25,114 --> 00:17:28,074 Nothing says I love you better than flowers. 225 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,452 Quit your fucking daydreaming. You got chores to do. 226 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:50,151 The pigs need their dinner. Don't wait up for me. 227 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,114 I don't know how late I'll be back. 228 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,115 Yes, sir. 229 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,880 I wish it was happening tomorrow. 230 00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:06,810 The ATF is saying the meeting is in October. 231 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:08,443 It's plenty soon enough. 232 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,624 If we still have 'til October. 233 00:18:10,743 --> 00:18:11,919 If she hadn't told anybody... 234 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,314 She didn't tell anyone, Connor. 235 00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:14,498 You can't be sure about that. 236 00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,461 But I am. I am sure. 237 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,137 Because Beth got everything that she knew out of her 238 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,880 when she called and told me she was taking Jack away. 239 00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:26,107 Damn good on you, Beth. No, Bloom knew. 240 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:27,983 She knew exactly what would happen 241 00:18:27,988 --> 00:18:29,641 if we ever got raided by the feds. 242 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:32,823 She knew that would be like puttin' a gun against her head. 243 00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:33,841 Because I told her. 244 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,763 I told her myself that I would put her in the ground 245 00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:39,293 if the law ever came on my land. 246 00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:43,161 No, she was crazy, Connor. But she wasn't fucking stupid. 247 00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:48,573 Alright. 248 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,559 Tomorrow. 249 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,484 - Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 250 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,166 Thank the good maker for women like you, Beth. 251 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,365 Beth. 252 00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:16,253 Take good care of my boy, all right? 253 00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:18,339 All right, I will. 254 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:19,824 I know you will. 255 00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:48,136 It's okay, it's okay. Calm down. 256 00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:51,534 Come on! Come on! 257 00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,310 Oh! 258 00:19:57,881 --> 00:19:59,378 Huh? 259 00:20:07,263 --> 00:20:08,613 Aah! 260 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:30,050 Aah! Ow! Aah! 261 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,972 Beth! Beth! Come quick! 262 00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:08,543 I need you to help. I did something stupid. 263 00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:09,747 Jack, you're bleedin'. 264 00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:10,968 We gotta do something about that arm. 265 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,613 No, no, no. Beth, I need your help. 266 00:21:12,618 --> 00:21:15,323 - Please, come quick, please! - Okay, okay, of course I will. 267 00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:19,527 Come on. 268 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:34,331 Jack, I don't see anything. 269 00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,503 What are you playing? 270 00:21:39,313 --> 00:21:41,323 _ 271 00:21:50,362 --> 00:21:52,519 What the crap is all this horse pockey? 272 00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,159 Hey, Jack! 273 00:21:54,639 --> 00:21:56,894 Jack, you in there? You asleep? 274 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:03,308 What, you ran away, you little shaved tail? 275 00:22:03,313 --> 00:22:04,967 Jack! 276 00:22:11,072 --> 00:22:12,394 I'm right here. 277 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,738 Oh! 278 00:22:14,776 --> 00:22:17,717 What, you runnin' a spook house in here tonight or somethin', Jack? 279 00:22:17,722 --> 00:22:19,028 Dad. 280 00:22:22,005 --> 00:22:23,283 What happened? 281 00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:25,899 I... I did something bad. 282 00:22:25,904 --> 00:22:28,842 I did something really, really bad. 283 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,849 What did you do? 284 00:22:30,854 --> 00:22:33,390 I need help. I need your help, Dad! 285 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,881 Goddamn it all to hell. What? 286 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,174 You have to come see. 287 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,772 - I didn't mean to find it. - What? 288 00:22:43,784 --> 00:22:46,865 In the bushes. I... I didn't mean it. 289 00:22:47,377 --> 00:22:50,206 Okay, Jack. Jack, listen to me. 290 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,323 Whatever it is that you think you saw out here, 291 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:56,912 it's not... I can explain, okay? 292 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:05,318 Oh my god. Beth. Hey, hey. 293 00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:13,688 Jack, no, no, no! Oh! 294 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,115 Oh, you stupid fucking kid. 295 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,975 What the fuck is this? Let go! 296 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:31,709 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 297 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,272 Hey, Connor. 298 00:23:45,277 --> 00:23:47,290 Yeah. Dad says get over here double quick. 299 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,702 - What's this about? - About a bag, I don't know what. 300 00:23:49,706 --> 00:23:51,273 He said you know. And hurry, okay? 301 00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:53,110 All right, all right, I'm comin'. 302 00:24:15,741 --> 00:24:18,527 Mom said Meemaw's going to turn 100 this summer. 303 00:24:18,679 --> 00:24:20,889 I'm glad I'm going to finally meet her. 304 00:24:21,954 --> 00:24:24,397 Never met someone older than TV. 305 00:24:39,881 --> 00:24:41,661 _ 306 00:24:41,701 --> 00:24:43,481 _ 307 00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:45,293 _ 308 00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:47,114 _ 309 00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:48,942 _ 310 00:24:52,454 --> 00:24:54,325 # What to do # 311 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,446 # It's a Saturday night # 312 00:24:56,451 --> 00:25:00,411 # Lookin' to cause some trouble, trouble # 313 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,068 # What to play # 314 00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:04,367 # Do whatever we like # 315 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,723 # Have fun and keep it subtle, subtle # 316 00:25:07,728 --> 00:25:11,209 # Time to get a little too crazy # 317 00:25:11,214 --> 00:25:14,043 # And we're good for going all out tonight # 318 00:25:14,048 --> 00:25:15,900 Earth to Trinice! 319 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,310 # Someone's gotta... # 320 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,707 Sorry. 321 00:25:18,868 --> 00:25:22,219 Regina's voice is just like... so hypnotic. 322 00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:24,661 You're actually watching that video again? 323 00:25:24,798 --> 00:25:26,520 You're, like, fucking obsessed. 324 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,508 Hey! I gotta support my queen. 325 00:25:28,513 --> 00:25:30,745 Oh God, can you even hear yourself right now? 326 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,891 Look, it's hard work being Regina's number-one fan. 327 00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:36,476 Are you kidding? Alright, get in line. 328 00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:39,844 You haven't even seen her live. I am her number-one fan. 329 00:25:40,142 --> 00:25:41,883 I would have seen her live 330 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:44,020 if you would've gotten me an extra ticket. 331 00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:45,197 Mm, that sounds like something 332 00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:47,622 Regina's number-two fan would say. 333 00:25:47,627 --> 00:25:50,917 Whatever. You were sitting in the nosebleeds, anyway. 334 00:25:50,922 --> 00:25:54,378 Um, uh, you just don't get it, all right? 335 00:25:54,383 --> 00:25:57,836 Seeing her in concert, it changes you. 336 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,909 Like, recordings don't even do her justice. 337 00:26:01,171 --> 00:26:04,697 Hearing her live, it's like on a whole other level. 338 00:26:04,702 --> 00:26:07,531 That booty's on a whole 'nother level, goddamn. 339 00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:09,851 Those curves are, like, inhuman. 340 00:26:09,856 --> 00:26:12,898 You know she's like nine months pregnant, right? 341 00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:14,513 Yeah, I'd still hit that. 342 00:26:14,518 --> 00:26:16,476 Oh my gosh, gross! 343 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,312 Can you try to blow that out the window? 344 00:26:18,317 --> 00:26:19,884 What if my mom smells it? 345 00:26:19,889 --> 00:26:21,984 - Isn't she at work? - Deborah? 346 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,186 Why didn't you tell us your mom was home? 347 00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:26,109 Her shift got canceled last minute. 348 00:26:26,728 --> 00:26:28,973 It's not my fault that Regina went into labor. 349 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,672 What? 350 00:26:32,821 --> 00:26:34,266 Hey, hon. 351 00:26:34,869 --> 00:26:36,789 Smells like you guys might be hungry. 352 00:26:36,794 --> 00:26:37,953 Want me to make some dinner? 353 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,395 Um, no, that's okay. We're... we're good. 354 00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:41,766 I'm gonna go to bed soon. 355 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:44,554 - Oh, we can have leftovers. - Yeah. 356 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:46,211 Come on, no one likes a cold meal. 357 00:26:46,216 --> 00:26:47,445 Mom! 358 00:26:47,959 --> 00:26:52,586 Well, here's my wallet if you wanna order some pizzas. 359 00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:01,307 Okay, what did you say about Regina? 360 00:27:01,312 --> 00:27:02,453 - Nothing. - No. 361 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:05,140 You said she was having her baby tonight. 362 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,925 My mom will kill me if anybody else finds out. 363 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,805 - Oh, come on! - Tell us everything. 364 00:27:08,810 --> 00:27:11,581 Or, I'll post a rumor and I'll tag your mom, too. 365 00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:14,547 Okay, fine! All right? 366 00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:16,336 My mom had to go home because Regina's, like, 367 00:27:16,341 --> 00:27:18,461 shutting down the entire fourth floor of the hospital. 368 00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:20,832 She's bringing in her own doctors and stuff. 369 00:27:20,837 --> 00:27:22,641 Hey, why would she do all that? 370 00:27:22,646 --> 00:27:24,474 Privacy, duh! 371 00:27:24,565 --> 00:27:28,125 Everyone on planet Earth wants to see Regina's baby. 372 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,644 Wait, can you imagine how much money we'd get 373 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,797 for a picture of that kid? 374 00:27:31,802 --> 00:27:33,852 If she wants to take a picture, she'll do it herself. 375 00:27:33,856 --> 00:27:35,640 We should respect her privacy. 376 00:27:35,645 --> 00:27:38,031 Oh, please. She's a superstar. 377 00:27:38,036 --> 00:27:39,653 That basically makes her public property, 378 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,703 like a national park or Denny's. 379 00:27:42,492 --> 00:27:44,367 No, Deborah's right. 380 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:47,767 This is a beautiful moment between a mother and her child. 381 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,703 It should be private. Just Regina and her staff... 382 00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:54,562 and her three biggest fans! 383 00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:56,220 Are you insane? 384 00:27:56,349 --> 00:27:58,750 Debs, we should be there to share this moment. 385 00:28:01,915 --> 00:28:04,547 Come on, I thought you were Regina's... 386 00:28:04,552 --> 00:28:05,854 number-one fan! 387 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:08,490 Don't ever question my loyalty to Team Regina. 388 00:28:08,495 --> 00:28:12,238 All right! But, how are we gonna get in? 389 00:28:16,469 --> 00:28:18,547 Backstage pass! 390 00:28:18,552 --> 00:28:20,467 Yes! 391 00:28:20,472 --> 00:28:22,750 And we can split the money from the pictures three ways. 392 00:28:22,755 --> 00:28:24,045 No pictures! 393 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:25,719 Okay, fine. 394 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:30,231 # Time to remind them who you are # 395 00:28:30,236 --> 00:28:32,495 Deborah's mom is totally fine with us spending the night. 396 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,579 Well, are you gonna be good? 397 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:36,109 Yeah, don't worry. We'll be fine. 398 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:37,937 Yeah, that's what you always say. 399 00:28:38,094 --> 00:28:39,297 I gotta go, Mom. 400 00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:40,719 - You better be good. - Yeah. 401 00:28:40,724 --> 00:28:42,891 - Love you, sweetie. - Love you too! 402 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:44,437 - Bye! - Bye! 403 00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:47,641 God, it's like she doesn't even trust me. 404 00:28:47,646 --> 00:28:49,644 Did you mention you were breaking into a hospital? 405 00:28:49,649 --> 00:28:51,578 Okay, we're not breaking in. 406 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,469 We have a key. 407 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:58,555 Oh my God, I will totally bug out if I get to meet Regina! 408 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,865 I wonder who the father is. 409 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:01,172 Do you think that he'll be there? 410 00:29:01,176 --> 00:29:02,874 Oh my God, if we get a photo of him, 411 00:29:02,887 --> 00:29:06,043 - we'd make so much more money. - We said no pictures, remember? 412 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:08,430 No, Deborah said no pictures of the baby. 413 00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:10,109 But the daddy's fair game. 414 00:29:10,492 --> 00:29:12,537 You know what? I bet there isn't even a father. 415 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:16,053 I bet Regina is, like, the Virgin Mary or something, like, 416 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,523 - totally divine. - Hell yeah. 417 00:29:18,528 --> 00:29:21,359 She's just like us. She don't need no man! 418 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:22,578 Yeah, girl! 419 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:24,062 Okay, there's a difference between 420 00:29:24,067 --> 00:29:25,584 "don't need" and "can't get." 421 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:26,695 Breaking news. 422 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,657 - This one's for Regina. - Shut up. Hey, listen, listen! 423 00:29:28,661 --> 00:29:31,852 Rumors are buzzing online that Regina is about to go into 424 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:36,055 labor and has been rushed to an undisclosed location. 425 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,583 That's right! 426 00:29:37,588 --> 00:29:41,703 The queen is about to give birth, if only we knew where. 427 00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:43,187 Oh, we know. 428 00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:46,461 Hell yeah. We're comin' Regina! 429 00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:48,114 Wishing her the best. 430 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,930 Here is Regina's latest hit, "Hungry for You." 431 00:29:53,482 --> 00:29:55,273 # Time is running out # 432 00:29:55,278 --> 00:29:56,661 # Oh # 433 00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:59,953 _ 434 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,445 How are we supposed to get past that camera? 435 00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:08,191 Trinice, do you have your selfie stick? 436 00:30:08,196 --> 00:30:10,805 - Ding! Duh! - Cool. 437 00:30:41,598 --> 00:30:44,514 Come on, come on, come on! Hurry! 438 00:30:44,651 --> 00:30:46,435 Come on. 439 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,050 Okay. 440 00:30:55,261 --> 00:30:57,844 This must be it. Swipe your card, Deborah. 441 00:30:58,135 --> 00:30:59,223 I don't know, guys. 442 00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:01,062 Maybe we should give her her privacy. 443 00:31:01,288 --> 00:31:04,883 Sounds like a certain fan is getting bumped to number two. 444 00:31:18,623 --> 00:31:22,245 Oh my God, it's Regina! 445 00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,230 Hey! 446 00:31:26,358 --> 00:31:28,401 You guys shouldn't be in here. 447 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,800 This floor's off limits. 448 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,415 Um, we... we were lost. 449 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,726 Oh, really? 450 00:31:33,869 --> 00:31:35,917 Where'd you guys get this key card? 451 00:31:36,184 --> 00:31:37,862 Um... 452 00:31:38,912 --> 00:31:40,620 Stop, you're hurting her! 453 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:42,534 - Stop it! Just... - Stop! 454 00:31:54,105 --> 00:31:56,972 Oh, shit. 455 00:31:57,255 --> 00:31:59,040 Is he dead? 456 00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:01,308 I'm not waiting to find out. 457 00:32:08,743 --> 00:32:10,745 Come on, Deborah, let's go! 458 00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:20,909 Hey, guys, do you hear that? 459 00:32:21,143 --> 00:32:22,565 Hear what? 460 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:24,372 You dork, you still have your earbuds. 461 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:26,422 Oh. Duh. 462 00:32:27,922 --> 00:32:30,446 Probably just like an electrical hum or something. 463 00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:32,287 Then why are all the lights turned off? 464 00:32:32,292 --> 00:32:33,815 Maybe they're going green. 465 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:36,044 The elevator! 466 00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:05,892 Shit. Shit. 467 00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:11,253 Come on, Trinice. We gotta bail. 468 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:15,753 Deborah? Deborah? 469 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:30,144 Shh! You wanna get us busted? 470 00:34:30,149 --> 00:34:32,136 Something's wrong with these people. 471 00:34:32,148 --> 00:34:34,183 Maybe Deborah was right. We shouldn't be here. 472 00:34:34,188 --> 00:34:36,550 - I can't even find Deborah. - What do you mean, you can't? 473 00:34:36,555 --> 00:34:38,383 - I can't. - Guys. Guys. 474 00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,237 Oh right here, I found her! 475 00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,931 Whoa, check this out. 476 00:35:07,763 --> 00:35:09,089 Creepy. 477 00:35:10,057 --> 00:35:12,717 Okay. I'm ready to leave now. 478 00:35:12,722 --> 00:35:15,034 Look! There she is! 479 00:35:22,304 --> 00:35:24,714 My God, it's really her! 480 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,269 She's having the baby right now! 481 00:35:30,274 --> 00:35:32,167 Oh, guys, this is crazy! 482 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,586 Oh, my God. 483 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:39,820 We're gonna be the first people in the world to see this! 484 00:35:40,656 --> 00:35:42,484 This is so cool. 485 00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:48,315 They're hurting her! 486 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:52,193 No. It's like an epidural, right? 487 00:35:52,198 --> 00:35:54,113 It's supposed to help with the pain? 488 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:03,102 Yeah, that doesn't look like it's helping. 489 00:36:12,357 --> 00:36:14,281 What's wrong with their eyes? 490 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,537 I told you. Something weird is going on. 491 00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:41,507 Guys, is... is that supposed to happen? 492 00:37:12,675 --> 00:37:15,349 - Carlos, you idiot! - We said no pictures! 493 00:37:16,107 --> 00:37:17,709 Maybe she didn't see us. 494 00:37:19,096 --> 00:37:21,228 I think she saw us! 495 00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:23,539 - That was her. - What... what the hell? 496 00:37:31,371 --> 00:37:33,416 Come on, guys, we gotta run! 497 00:37:37,576 --> 00:37:39,143 Guys? 498 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:54,451 Deborah, we gotta run! 499 00:37:55,114 --> 00:37:57,203 Snap out of it! 500 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,607 Trinice? 501 00:38:00,744 --> 00:38:03,092 No! Damn it! 502 00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:06,453 Earbuds. 503 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:20,896 - Don't listen to it! - What's happening? 504 00:38:20,901 --> 00:38:22,599 They're controlling you with that sound. 505 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:25,974 Keep the cotton in your ears. 506 00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:27,607 Where's Carlos? 507 00:38:35,309 --> 00:38:37,833 No. No. 508 00:38:42,912 --> 00:38:44,392 My queen. 509 00:38:49,774 --> 00:38:51,341 No! 510 00:39:06,896 --> 00:39:09,073 No! 511 00:39:15,325 --> 00:39:17,437 No! No! 512 00:39:23,605 --> 00:39:25,085 Oh, no! 513 00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:27,055 Come on, we have to get into it! 514 00:39:39,998 --> 00:39:42,461 - Help! Trinice! - No! 515 00:39:45,086 --> 00:39:48,990 Trinice! Help! Help! 516 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,485 The elevator! It's the only way out! 517 00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:06,508 Trinice, come on! 518 00:40:09,090 --> 00:40:10,533 Fuck that. 519 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,078 Come on, come on! 520 00:40:24,702 --> 00:40:26,985 There's no time. We gotta hide. 521 00:40:26,990 --> 00:40:28,453 It's almost here! Come on! 522 00:41:42,005 --> 00:41:43,615 Shit. 523 00:41:55,603 --> 00:41:56,952 Come on! 524 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:01,249 No! Help! 525 00:42:01,254 --> 00:42:02,559 Deborah! 526 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,656 Clear! 527 00:42:52,948 --> 00:42:54,689 We made it. 528 00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:01,847 We can use this picture to expose Regina 529 00:43:01,852 --> 00:43:03,826 for the monster she is. 530 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:09,709 And destroy her career? 531 00:43:09,714 --> 00:43:11,608 What the hell are you doing? Let's get the hell out of here! 532 00:43:11,612 --> 00:43:15,607 No! I bought tickets to her next tour. 533 00:43:15,612 --> 00:43:17,178 Are you crazy? 534 00:43:17,183 --> 00:43:19,435 We have to tell the police. 535 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,967 She hasn't even finished her new album. 536 00:43:22,972 --> 00:43:25,435 Didn't you see what that thing did? 537 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,702 It killed Carlos! 538 00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:28,709 She was protecting her privacy. 539 00:43:28,714 --> 00:43:30,063 She's a monster! 540 00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:31,967 She's Regina! 541 00:43:34,523 --> 00:43:36,656 I thought you were her number-one fan. 542 00:43:38,904 --> 00:43:41,298 I guess this just proves that you're number two. 543 00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:46,224 No! 544 00:43:47,466 --> 00:43:49,381 Help! 545 00:44:10,592 --> 00:44:12,202 No! 546 00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:18,482 Help! Help! 547 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:20,848 Oh, God! 548 00:44:22,017 --> 00:44:24,004 Help! 549 00:44:25,172 --> 00:44:27,035 Oh. 550 00:44:27,229 --> 00:44:29,489 Deborah, please! 551 00:44:31,557 --> 00:44:33,342 Please! 552 00:44:38,463 --> 00:44:40,387 I feel really bad about this, Trinice. 553 00:44:40,392 --> 00:44:41,698 Really, I do, but... 554 00:44:41,703 --> 00:44:44,629 I just have to protect Regina's image. 555 00:44:45,324 --> 00:44:48,414 She promised me backstage passes for life. 556 00:44:48,629 --> 00:44:51,637 You'd understand if you'd seen her live. 557 00:44:52,016 --> 00:44:53,535 It changes you. 558 00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:56,528 Do you wanna meet her babies? 559 00:44:56,533 --> 00:44:57,708 No! 560 00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:03,375 Regina says I get to be their nanny after school. 561 00:45:05,967 --> 00:45:08,192 Aren't they just the cutest? 562 00:45:08,579 --> 00:45:11,871 I just have to remember to feed them one time! 563 00:45:12,469 --> 00:45:14,054 They've already had their feeding, 564 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:16,340 but there's just so many of them. 565 00:45:16,345 --> 00:45:20,131 Oh, and I told Regina that we could start with you. 566 00:45:20,136 --> 00:45:22,481 It's like my mom always says... 567 00:45:22,814 --> 00:45:25,223 no one likes a cold meal. 568 00:45:25,928 --> 00:45:29,457 No! No! No! 569 00:45:29,462 --> 00:45:32,857 No! No! 570 00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:36,611 No! No! 571 00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:48,824 _ 572 00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:52,625 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com