1 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:20,410 Sorry. Slipped from my hand. 2 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,962 So we have a contract? 3 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:25,596 - A very lucrative contract. - To go to Japan and eliminate 4 00:00:25,621 --> 00:00:27,691 the assassin known as the Dingo, 5 00:00:27,716 --> 00:00:30,363 with whom I believe I've crossed paths before. 6 00:00:30,388 --> 00:00:31,930 - Yes, dear. - Excellent. 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,124 Well, I should prepare. Colleagues. 8 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:39,441 - God, he really hates glasses now. - Yeah. 9 00:00:39,476 --> 00:00:41,710 Well, that went better than expected. 10 00:00:42,983 --> 00:00:46,190 Jesus... are you throwing up from your soul? 11 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:49,369 Ugh. Yeah. Most of my soul is actually in here now, 12 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:52,100 right next to the corn, which I haven't eaten in a week. 13 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:55,040 Either you just dredged up a painfully repressed memory, 14 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,400 or you ordered the all-you-can-eat 15 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,520 day-old shrimp fry from Cajun Casey's. 16 00:00:58,550 --> 00:01:01,944 - Ugh. Yep, one of those. - I can't resist it either. 17 00:01:01,969 --> 00:01:03,569 Now, if you'll excuse me. 18 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:08,422 Quick question: What in the goddamned hell? 19 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:12,080 It says it was his first mission as an agent. 20 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:14,320 The Dingo killed his first love... 21 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:16,050 other than Ms. Archer, of course. 22 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:17,722 - Still gross. - Still hot. 23 00:01:17,747 --> 00:01:19,675 - Paging Dr. Oedipus. - Why? 24 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:22,765 - Also, when did he become a doctor? - And is he single? 25 00:01:22,766 --> 00:01:25,140 Okay, refocusing! It says here the Dingo may be 26 00:01:25,141 --> 00:01:27,075 the most elusive person on the planet, 27 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,975 and Archer was never the same after his first mission. 28 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:34,220 So he was a better spy before all this happened? 29 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,700 - Well... - Okay, you're saying 30 00:01:35,724 --> 00:01:39,270 you're glad he had this trauma because it made him a great spy, 31 00:01:39,295 --> 00:01:42,605 but now he needs to deal with it to become a better spy? 32 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:45,010 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 33 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:47,548 But yes. 34 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,090 Sterling. I've made these tapes 35 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:55,500 to prepare you for your first mission. 36 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,740 I could tell you all of this, of course, 37 00:01:57,765 --> 00:02:00,704 but I might be otherwise occupied. 38 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:06,011 - So cool. - Now, these won't be the standard methods, 39 00:02:06,036 --> 00:02:08,460 but you were never top of your class by the book. 40 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:12,049 You have something special: intuition, feel. 41 00:02:12,074 --> 00:02:15,388 And if you learn to trust it, you'll come through just fine. 42 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,761 Oh, God. Ah! Oh, my God. 43 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,542 I'm... I spilled my drink! 44 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:23,391 Oh, God. 45 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:25,362 Okay, I get that. 46 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:27,620 Hm, yep. 47 00:02:58,061 --> 00:03:05,264 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 48 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,850 Uh, two rooms for myself 49 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,535 and my rakishly handsome, 50 00:03:11,536 --> 00:03:14,420 - yet somehow single, nephew, Sterling. - I'll make a note. 51 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:18,233 "Weird, uncle-nephew relationship." 52 00:03:18,795 --> 00:03:23,410 Uh, so, uh, what brings you to the, uh, this hotel? 53 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,900 A bike. And a desire to not starve. 54 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,660 - You're uncle's a bit of a character. - My, my what? Oh, yeah. 55 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:33,490 - Yeah, yeah, he's a handful. - Or is "handful" 56 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,670 just what they call a sleazebag in America? 57 00:03:35,695 --> 00:03:38,165 Oh, come on. He's not a bag of sleaze. 58 00:03:38,195 --> 00:03:40,253 He's, you know, more of a thin coating. 59 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,136 So this is my first time in Tokyo. 60 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,213 Uh, think you could maybe show me around a little tonight? 61 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:49,630 Just think how funny it'll be when you ditch me 62 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:51,900 at the bathhouse after stealing my clothes. 63 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:53,430 Tell you what. I'll think about it. 64 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:58,366 - Um, how... how hard? - Well, you tell me. 65 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,890 And phrasing. Delightful. 66 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:07,530 You must find a way to embrace the moment, 67 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:10,207 exist entirely within it. 68 00:04:10,819 --> 00:04:12,855 The rest, the rest is easy. 69 00:04:12,949 --> 00:04:15,580 So we just gonna stare at the lobby of a hotel 70 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:18,412 we're not staying at like the world's worst stalkers? 71 00:04:18,437 --> 00:04:21,085 God damn it, Lana! Do the words "complex inner journey" 72 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:23,187 - mean nothing to you? - They mean something to me! 73 00:04:23,212 --> 00:04:24,500 The mystery of human life. 74 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:27,300 The strangeness. All the blood. 75 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:30,480 He took "inner journey" literally! 76 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,488 Just drive, Metamucil. 77 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,590 Our mission is to protect this man, 78 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:40,286 Tadashi Kodo, from an assassin known as the Dingo. 79 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:41,960 Who is he? Political freedom fighter? 80 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,530 Scientist? 81 00:04:43,570 --> 00:04:46,169 - My secret father? - The head of the yakuza. 82 00:04:46,194 --> 00:04:47,604 Japanese organized crime? 83 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:49,710 Hard to feel like the good guys on this one. 84 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:52,690 Good, bad, these are just words. 85 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,327 But true evil is real. 86 00:04:54,352 --> 00:04:57,453 Evil is what you call someone who isn't paying you. 87 00:04:57,594 --> 00:04:59,600 - Here, have a drink. - Oh, no. 88 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,940 - I'm trying to stay sharp. - Wouldn't recommend it. 89 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:04,510 - I've seen your training scores. - Um, can we go back 90 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,280 to the McGinley who thought I was great? 91 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:07,650 Let me put this delicately. 92 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,260 Your analytical mind is not your strength. 93 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:14,322 - Wow. That did not feel delicate. - First time never does. 94 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,000 Simply put, you need to trust your intuition. 95 00:05:17,030 --> 00:05:20,680 So what's a little frontal lobe paralysis between friends? 96 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:23,410 All right. But, you know, just this once. 97 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,691 That's what I always say. Kanpai! 98 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:28,420 Well, if you're finished. 99 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:31,168 I'm never finished, Lana! So you're welcome. 100 00:05:31,193 --> 00:05:33,075 All right, shut up. Let's get into this. 101 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,815 William Radken, ex-MI6, now a freelance fixer. 102 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,680 The Dingo's gonna kill him. Not our problem. 103 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:39,710 Yes! I love it when things aren't our problem! 104 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,780 MI6. Wonder how much training 105 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:43,750 they need to fetch coffee for the CIA. 106 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:45,660 Aww, it's really humiliating 107 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:47,830 how they don't work for their mom, right? 108 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:49,940 Krieger, you're here for comms and surveillance tech. 109 00:05:49,964 --> 00:05:52,540 And for my extensive knowledge of Japanese culture. 110 00:05:52,565 --> 00:05:55,156 Reading a couple dirty comics doesn't make you an expert. 111 00:05:55,186 --> 00:05:56,866 We need to stay close to Willian and wait 112 00:05:56,891 --> 00:05:58,427 for our moment to neutralize the Dingo. 113 00:05:58,452 --> 00:06:01,192 Which is why you should flirt with and probably date William. 114 00:06:01,217 --> 00:06:05,650 - Ooh, development! - Quiet down. His room is next door. 115 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,275 And being that close to an active target 116 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,440 - seems like a great way to die. - Oh, come on. 117 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,480 At best, it's a pretty good way to die. 118 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,810 And what are our other options here? 119 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,590 I could try to reanimate and remote control a corpse. 120 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:20,354 That's always your plan. Ugh, I'll get suited up. 121 00:06:20,908 --> 00:06:24,322 So... to make you more comfortable... 122 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:28,525 - I should go change. - Uh, why? 123 00:06:32,106 --> 00:06:34,046 Glengoolie Blue, neat. 124 00:06:34,071 --> 00:06:36,241 Better make it a double after that bullshit. 125 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,700 Is it bullshit season already? 126 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:40,500 Yeah. Fly you a few thousand miles 127 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:43,740 - to tell you they're not ready to decide. - Same as it ever was. 128 00:06:44,603 --> 00:06:46,002 But it does tend to bring out 129 00:06:46,027 --> 00:06:49,299 - the inherent pointlessness of life. - I'll drink to that, sweetheart. 130 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,377 This, uh, isn't what I expected. 131 00:06:52,402 --> 00:06:56,258 - How so? - I-I guess it's less Japanese. 132 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,325 That is the thing about Japan. 133 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:01,278 - Hey, why is your English so good? - Oh, you know. 134 00:07:01,303 --> 00:07:04,825 Classic star-crossed lovers, complex immigration stuff, 135 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:06,320 dad's not around anymore. 136 00:07:06,321 --> 00:07:07,790 You know how that goes. 137 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:11,541 Yeah, well, I didn't even know my father so... 138 00:07:11,566 --> 00:07:13,606 Sometimes I kinda wish I didn't know mine. 139 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:16,645 - But c'est la vie. - Is that Japanese for something? 140 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,998 - Yeah. "Life's a shitshow." Of course it is. 141 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,725 When you're married to someone from work... again. 142 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,530 Wow, look at you, going right back to the well you pissed in. 143 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,880 - Elegantly put. - Well, I married someone 144 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,448 I didn't work with and now he owns the company. 145 00:07:30,805 --> 00:07:33,015 Sometimes the well pisses back. 146 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,060 You don't think she actually likes him, do you? 147 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:36,910 Subtle flush, open body language, 148 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:39,690 - gesture amplitude increasing... - That's a no, right? 149 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,760 - Say it's a no! - Why are you so mad? 150 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:42,790 Look, on a mission, 151 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:45,800 feelings don't end well. It'll ruin... 152 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:47,800 they're not an option! 153 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,470 Ugh, come on man, not working for your mother 154 00:07:50,510 --> 00:07:51,940 is always an option. 155 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:54,330 You haven't met her and stared into those eyes. 156 00:07:54,355 --> 00:07:57,592 Like a combination of a shark and two bigger sharks. 157 00:07:57,617 --> 00:08:00,069 - Have you tried bopping her on the nose? - Only in my dreams. 158 00:08:00,094 --> 00:08:02,514 I woke up apologizing with a giant erection. 159 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,770 Uh, maybe too much for a first date? 160 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,550 - Oh, so you think this is a date? - Uh, maybe? 161 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:24,018 First date, ten years ago, that was probably my best kiss. 162 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:27,620 - Did not call me back. - Oof. Real slap in the nuts. 163 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:32,190 Sorry, Wild One, I didn't mean to interrupt 164 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,630 your costume party. 165 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,725 Kinda woozy from that kiss, you know? 166 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:36,834 - High five? - _ 167 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,570 Uh, that didn't sound like Japanese for high five. 168 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:44,480 _ 169 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:47,229 Stay gold, ponyboy! 170 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,530 - So here we are. - Two romantically unavailable 171 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,930 people with an undeniable rapport... 172 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,680 Enjoying each other's company. 173 00:09:06,373 --> 00:09:09,343 While our spouses are thousands of miles away. 174 00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:13,799 Let's get out of here! 175 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:16,650 Let's get out of here. 176 00:09:32,894 --> 00:09:36,650 - Aah! Can't do it. - Nope. Too married. 177 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:38,660 Tell you what, though. What if... 178 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:40,760 I can't wait for how weird this is gonna be. 179 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,900 What if we go into your room, cuddle for five minutes... 180 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:47,340 - No kissing. - And then we retire to our separate rooms 181 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:50,336 and then pleasure ourselves intensely enough to cause injury. 182 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:53,462 And I am setting my watch. 183 00:09:53,487 --> 00:09:55,260 Feelings were bad enough, but Jesus, 184 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,090 just cheat like a decent person. 185 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:00,489 - Goddamnn, that's weird. - Ugh, I know, right? 186 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:04,153 Ooh-hoo, this one's a real page-turner. 187 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:16,970 - Oh, no! She's gone! - Oh, hey, Reiko. 188 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,500 But now I'm pretending to be cool. 189 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,000 I don't think she noticed. 190 00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:25,280 - I gotta get to work. - Oh, crap. Yeah, I should... 191 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,172 Check with your "uncle" about your "vacation." 192 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:31,346 Uh, I assume you're using those finger quotes for emphasis. 193 00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:32,997 Because I'm an ignorant monster 194 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:35,416 who doesn't understand quotation marks? 195 00:10:35,441 --> 00:10:39,245 Look, Sterling, your uncle's been through here a few times. 196 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,784 And let me give you a tip. 197 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:44,649 The hotel staff always knows everything. 198 00:10:44,772 --> 00:10:47,882 - Like everything, everything? - Yup. Not that we want to. 199 00:10:47,907 --> 00:10:50,677 - Hey, uh, can we maybe... - Sterling. 200 00:10:50,702 --> 00:10:53,015 I went out with you because I was bored 201 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,511 and you looked like a dumb bit of fun. 202 00:10:55,536 --> 00:10:59,546 Yeah, uh, same here. I-I was just gonna ask you 203 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,501 if we could never see each other again. 204 00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:05,796 But, I will say, you've got something interesting going on. 205 00:11:05,892 --> 00:11:08,045 But let me tell you the one thing I don't like. 206 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:10,010 - Do you have to? - Your name. 207 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,483 "Sterling"? Doesn't really fit you. 208 00:11:12,508 --> 00:11:15,818 - You could call me Archer. - Hmm, I like that. 209 00:11:16,407 --> 00:11:18,571 See you later... Archer. 210 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,383 ...and then, bang. She hits the guy with a beer bottle, 211 00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:24,259 and we zoom away on her motorcycle. 212 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,163 And I just really like her, you know. 213 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:32,050 _ 214 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,930 Mr. Kodo says that if we're going to play grab-ass all day, 215 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,060 he would've brought thicker gloves. 216 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:41,900 Sterling, uh, appreciate the energy, but let's get back to business, eh? 217 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,910 Oh! Could you actually call me Archer? 218 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,731 My girlfriend likes that better... Reiko. 219 00:11:45,756 --> 00:11:47,770 She's Japanese. So cool. 220 00:11:48,449 --> 00:11:50,670 Okay, so first off, before we set the agenda here, 221 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,540 let's all be extra respectful of the encounter 222 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:56,504 - that Lana had last night. - By bringing it up immediately? 223 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:58,510 I'm saying, now that it has been brought up, 224 00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,820 I forget by whom, we should be respectful about it. 225 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,630 Though it was pretty messed up. 226 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,700 Hey, you still working on that helmet for dolphins 227 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,730 that lets them communicate sexual consent? 228 00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:08,366 Smoke bomb! 229 00:12:08,406 --> 00:12:11,015 Look, your voyage of masturbatory exploration aside. 230 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,420 If it's aside, why do you keep bringing it up? 231 00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:14,820 And even if that were cheating... 232 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,550 I didn't say cheating. You did. 233 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,090 But it totally is. Continue. 234 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,537 You hate Robert, so why do you even care? 235 00:12:21,562 --> 00:12:24,570 Look, if you want to quasi-ghost-bang some ex-"spy" 236 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,840 - from a second-tier organization... - Oh, my God, it always comes back 237 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,720 - to the same old dick-swinging. - Ha! Not true. 238 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,691 This involves, at minimum, two kinds of dick-swinging. 239 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,860 But look, when feelings get mixed into missions, 240 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:37,860 bad stuff happens, so for now, 241 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,700 let's just focus on the next step in the plan. 242 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,340 - Which is? - Getting William out 243 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:44,010 in the open so the Dingo can try to kill him. 244 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,435 Ugh, God damn it. 245 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,260 Ah, shit. Sniper! 246 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,344 Sterling! 247 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,680 Archer, Stop thinking. Move! 248 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:25,890 - He is saying, "Holy shit!" - When did you get here? 249 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,700 At some point, the training takes over. 250 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:31,970 And then you ignore the training 251 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,641 and listen to your inner awesomeness. 252 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:37,050 I just can't imagine what it feels like to be shot at. 253 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,090 Yeah, well, I guess, I didn't actually get shot at. 254 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,060 Come to think of it, I didn't even see a sniper. 255 00:13:42,085 --> 00:13:45,529 - Was there one? - Why would McGinley fake a sniper? 256 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,529 Other than gaining him the total trust 257 00:13:47,554 --> 00:13:51,571 - of the head of the yakuza? - Wow. I just realized something. 258 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:53,080 We should have sex again. 259 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,680 How about behind that tree over there? 260 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,436 - And that is why I love you. - Whoops. 261 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,460 You're sure the Dingo will have to move out 262 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:09,080 into the open to take the shot? 263 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:11,680 As long as she stays between that table and that plant, 264 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,690 the Dingo has to move into the open. 265 00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,730 - Right on cue. - The Dingo! 266 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,100 Damn it, Krieger! 267 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,770 Oh, relax, at this distance, 268 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,740 it's physically impossible for them to hear us. 269 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:26,850 There's something to be said for the mood of a time and place. 270 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,650 That's what the dolphins keep saying. 271 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,820 Come on. Step out. 272 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:34,700 Step out and I'll be free. 273 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:36,830 Actually, the human mind can't heal like that. 274 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,572 We're doomed to play out the same patterns over 275 00:14:38,597 --> 00:14:40,884 and over until we deal with the root causes. 276 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:49,161 And... no! 277 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:54,276 Backup plan! I stashed the Krieger drone nearby. 278 00:14:54,301 --> 00:14:56,308 We have drone lift off. 279 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:58,140 And I'm following. 280 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:01,850 And the Dingo noticed me. And now shot me. 281 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,890 Aww. 282 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,400 So I guess Lana had some second thoughts. 283 00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:11,140 Yes, I would like to talk to her about that. 284 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,795 Well, you make some great points, but maybe I thought 285 00:15:15,796 --> 00:15:18,280 endangering an innocent bystander wasn't worth it. 286 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,890 Endangering an innocent bystander is, like, 90% of what we do. 287 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,160 And the other 10% of the time, we're on break. 288 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:27,815 - Look, I don't want the guy to die. - That is just so selfish. 289 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,670 I would kill six of this guy myself, 290 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,325 but I guess that's just because I'm a professional. 291 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,050 So we are gonna do this again 292 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,020 and make sure you don't tell Mr. Cuddles anything 293 00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:40,165 - because otherwise, it doesn't work. - Please, Mr. Cuddles is my father. 294 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,763 - Call me Cuddle-boo-boo. - God damn it! 295 00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:44,740 My guess is that the Dingo 296 00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:47,545 will take his shot at Kodo at the wrestling stadium. 297 00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,180 That's what I would do. 298 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:52,490 You're ready for this, Sterling. Just trust your instincts. 299 00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:57,364 I did not think it was this kind of wrestling. 300 00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:02,846 _ 301 00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:05,759 Mr. Kodo says that if he wants to see a grown man 302 00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:07,280 in a diaper hug another man, 303 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:12,135 - he will check your hotel room later. - Sick burn, Mr. Kodo! 304 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,451 I gotta say, for a yakuza boss, he seems pretty chill. 305 00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:19,200 Though you did just give me a high three. 306 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:23,210 Sometimes Mr. Kodo's jokes don't land as well as he likes. 307 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,220 Oh, Sterling, I need you to do a sweep of the VIP area. 308 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,960 Wait. You want me to leave you alone with Kodo? 309 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,290 I can handle things here. 310 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:33,100 I told you, thinking isn't your strong suit. 311 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,170 Just do it and come back. 312 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:46,200 - Reiko! What are you doing here? - Duh, I'm a concierge. 313 00:16:46,225 --> 00:16:48,404 I can get tickets to anything. 314 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:53,240 Ax Yamaguchi doing the scissor guillotine is basically pure sex. 315 00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:56,910 Also, maybe I wanted to make sure you were okay. 316 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,980 I don't know. Something isn't right about this. 317 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,520 McGinley said to trust my instincts, 318 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,270 and my instincts say, you shouldn't be here. 319 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:04,290 - I don't want you to get hurt. - What a coincidence. 320 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,000 I also don't want me to get hurt. 321 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:10,010 - But I can take care of myself. - Oh, shit! 322 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,764 Right through the table. Whoo! 323 00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:14,357 Dammit. We've lost containment. Not good. 324 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:20,595 - Everyone ready? - Also, follow up: does everyone love 325 00:17:20,596 --> 00:17:22,711 - rhetorical questions? - Ass. 326 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,280 Hold on, I just had my pass. 327 00:17:33,489 --> 00:17:35,069 McGinley! 328 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:53,249 McGinley, stay with me! I need you! 329 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,499 You'll figure it out. I did. 330 00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:59,644 I mean, until now, obviously. 331 00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:17,152 I had a big speech all planned, but... 332 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:22,374 - I can't remember it right now. - McGinley! 333 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,390 Come on. You can make it. 334 00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:28,147 Damn it. I had something for this. 335 00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:36,052 McGinley! 336 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,930 - Hi, Reiko. Been a while. - Switch in the tunnel. 337 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,142 Huh, not a bad trick. Smoke bomb! 338 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:02,767 Oh, man, that's way more effective than just yelling it. 339 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,130 Go around and cut her off! 340 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,540 - Krieger, get this off! - Good thought, 341 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,150 but I don't think we have time for that. 342 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,411 Remove it from my face! 343 00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:23,376 Oh, gotcha. Yeah, you just poke it right here. 344 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,840 Ow! Shit! 345 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:36,250 - Can you run slower, you think? - I got shot! 346 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,784 Hah! We all get shot, Lana! 347 00:19:48,529 --> 00:19:49,769 Great work, team! 348 00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:51,894 Maybe next time you can give her a map too! 349 00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:55,025 And then learn English so you can understand this insult! 350 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,643 We all know English! _ 351 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,860 My cardio's still great if you were wondering! 352 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,900 - I wasn't! - I've also learned cool new sex stuff! 353 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:07,040 - I was pretty inexperienced back then. - Tell me about it! 354 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,320 You just sort of flopped around like an epileptic fish. 355 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,520 Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings! 356 00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:19,672 Drop it, Reiko. There's nowhere left to go. 357 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:25,063 Not by myself, sure. But what if we went together? 358 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,920 Oh, come on, what if we just ran away 359 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,832 and figured this thing out? 360 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:33,683 Archer, we've both done things we regret. 361 00:20:33,886 --> 00:20:37,836 Maybe here's where we start over. 362 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,099 I really wish you hadn't done that. 363 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,134 Who knows what would've happened? 364 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:52,441 Archer... 365 00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:03,243 - You okay? - I know that when I look over the edge, 366 00:21:03,268 --> 00:21:05,238 she's just gonna have disappeared again. 367 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:11,310 - Nope. Wow. She is real dead. - Yup. 368 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:15,659 Well, the good news is, I feel exactly zero percent better. 369 00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:17,730 Well you did just get stabbed. 370 00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,920 Strong point, Lana. But you know what? 371 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,930 Reiko is the one who started calling me Archer. 372 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,000 So I think from now on, you should call me Sterling. 373 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:27,100 - Really? - No, forget it. Bad idea. 374 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,500 I have a lot invested in that name. 375 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:30,640 I mean, just from a branding perspective alone. 376 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,480 I'm just sorry this all happened to you. 377 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,990 Yeah, me too. Sorry you ruined your marriage. 378 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,230 Now, Archer? Really? 379 00:21:38,557 --> 00:21:40,779 Uh-oh. No time for a retort. 380 00:21:40,804 --> 00:21:42,530 Archer out! 381 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:50,521 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~