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A hundred-year war, all because

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a computer tricked us
into fighting each other.

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It's so embarrassing.

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A lot of civilizations blame it
on the supernatural.

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At least you didn't fall for that.

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Yeah.

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That would have been crazy.

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Here's your "lord" AGIMUS,
safely disconnected

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from his network of drones.

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Hey, now, this has all been
a huge mistake.

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Just let me access your computer
mainframe,

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and I'll explain everything.

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Nice try. Save it for the roboticists

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at the Daystrom Institute. Ransom?

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All right, fella, in you go.

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So, you're the muscle, huh?

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Bet you couldn't throw me into
that control console over there.

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Over there? By that network port?

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That's nothing. I could easily toss...

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Oh. Oh, you almost got me.

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I underestimated your intelligence.

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- Clearly, you should be the captain...
- Yeah.

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Anyone hungry?

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I could eat.

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Ugh. I don't know why I keep

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giving alien street food a chance.

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It's always such a gamble.

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Captain, we're being hailed.

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On screen. Queen Paolana.

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To what do we owe
this pleasure... again?

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We're having a spot of engine
trouble here on theMonaveen.

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My royal engineers can't seem
to suss out the hiccup.

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- Uh-huh.
- Carol, you're the closest

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Starfleet ship in the quadrant.

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As such, I must call upon the aid

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of your chief engineer.

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What a surprise.

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Captain, we have completed the... Ah!

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My dear Andarithio!
Have you been eating?

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You're wasting away. And what happened

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to that mustache? It is thinning.

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- Hello, Mother.
- Are you taking your vitamins?

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You must start eating eggs.

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CREDITS

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Boimy's got a phaser rifle. Nice.

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Now, how are those different
from regular phasers?

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Uh, they take two hands.

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You're just jealous 'cause
you pulled a boring cargo trip

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to the Daystrom Institute

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while I get to wrangle giant centipedes.

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Ooh. You're on the mission to Dansk?

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Yup. Another class M
for my planetary review log.

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How are you excited for giant,
nightmarish centipedes?

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You know, back on the Titan,

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we did this kind
of wet work all the time.

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Ugh. Don't say "wet work." Gross.

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What? It was work, it was wet.
It-it-it was fine.

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I'm just glad Ransom's finally
taking my experience to heart.

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"Ensign Boimler, report for reassignment

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to escort of cargo
to the Daystrom Institute"?

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But that's what you're doing.

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Aw, sorry, man. No getting eaten
by an arthropod today.

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Instead you can load the crates.

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And, hey, I'm gonna do you a favor.

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We'll spray 'em down. You can
still have your wet work.

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Aw.

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Okay, team.

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Listen up. Some of you might have heard

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that my mother's back on the ship.

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Now, we all know the score.

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Please don't fall
for one of her deceptions.

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Uh, wait. What deceptions?

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Mother is the queen of Hysperia,
my homeworld.

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When I joined Starfleet,

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I abdicated my birthright as prince.

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Hysperia... Oh! That's
the planet with the dragons

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that got colonized
by all those Ren faire types.

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Did you grow up in a castle?

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Yes, but a life of
mythical adventure can't compare

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to working on the old impulse engine.

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Which is exactly why
my mom is always trying

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to trick me into having sex.

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Uh, sorry. What now?

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By Hysperian law,
if I lose my virginity,

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then I automatically become king.

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I'd have to resign from
Starfleet and take the throne.

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Here he is, Your Majesty.

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Mother, if you're planning
on tricking me

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into intercourse, think again.

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The only lady I love is two decks tall

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and pumped full of dilithium.

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My sweet Andarithio,
I promise, no tricks this time.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Obviously, I still hope one day

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you'll give up this nonsense,
but I see now

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that I was pushing you away.

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Oh. So, then why are you here?

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The dragonbreath engines in our
ships have been breaking down.

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We have no idea why.

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Hysperia will be left defenseless.

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My son, I'm asking you
to help your people,

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not as a prince, but as...

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an engineer.

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Okay, now that I can do.

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Mr. Rutherford, you're with me.

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It's time to prove to my mother
that I'm more than a royal stud.

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Billups! Billups! Billups!

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Aw, man, I'm not cut out for this.

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But you fix the Cerritos all the time.

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Yeah, but this is different.
We're talking about

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a fancy cruiser
stuffed with puffy monarchs.

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I-I'm gonna go tell Billups
he should use someone else.

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No! You belong there
as much as anyone else.

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You need to get outside
your comfort zone.

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But I love my zone. It's so comfortable.

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So you'll really turn down
working on a whole new engine?

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Uh, well, it would be nice

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to see how the other half
channels their antimatter.

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That's the ticket.
Just ignore all the fancy gowns,

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and make sure not to say anything rude,

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be careful how you stand.
Oh, and you should

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definitely learn how to curtsy.

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- Ah...
- Hey, cheer up.

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This is a blessing in disguise.

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You really wanted to be covered
in centipedes right now?

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It would've looked great
on my evaluations.

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- Yeah, assuming you survived.
- What was that?

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Oh, just kick back, man, enjoy the trip.

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After we drop this thing off,

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we'll grab some Okinawa ramen and...

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Whoa. Uh, sensors say

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we hit a gravimetric shear.

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- Oh, no.
- We're in the gravity well.

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Uh, try manual controls. Auto is out.

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Ugh!

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No response! Brace for impact!

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Mariner? Mariner?

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I'm okay. It's just a fracture.

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Ugh. Just?

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Oh, God, I can't even look at it.

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Well, good news.
It's a breathable atmosphere,

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wherever we are.

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Looks like we aren't the only
ones to hit that anomaly.

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Most systems are down,
no way to send a distress call.

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No. We-we were outside
of communication range.

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It's gonna be a week
before anyone even notices

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that we haven't checked in.

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Good thing
the replicator's still intact.

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Computer, iced tea,
splash of lemonade, cold.

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Black licorice, dry.

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Great.

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The least nutritious food that
tastes the most like poison.

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Help. Help me.

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Did you hear something?

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Ah, thank you, friend.

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I am freed.

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Aw, crap. It's the evil computer.

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We're not supposed to interact with it.

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Hey, hey!

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Before you close that, consider...

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- Dang it.
- I can contact help!

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Oh, come on, friends.

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Help me help you.

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Hysperian culture can be
a bit, uh, distracting.

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Whoa.

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Wow. Sir, is that you?

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Prince Andarithio!

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Just call me Billups. Thank you.

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It's such an honor
to bask in your glory.

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Our beloved Prince Andarithio
has returned.

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Ah, okay, don't-don't need the necklace.

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- Huzzah! Huzzah!
- Thank you.

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Uh, but you don't have to bask.
Uh, not really a prince.

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My chief blacksmith is simply
baffled by the loss of power,

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so I don't know what you can do.

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Rutherford, check the levels
of the dragonsblood flame.

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- The what?
- Sorry.

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The primary fusion reactor.

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Hysperians renamed everything
to sound like magic.

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Uh, the, uh, elf matrix
seems like it's...

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- Don't do that.
- Sorry.

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The subspace field matrix
should be online.

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It's not? That's impossible.

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The plasma levels would be
completely unregulated.

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Son, are you saying

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the problem is beyond
your engineering acumen?

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No. No. Okay, no. We will just have

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to run a full diagnostic
from the bottom up.

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You can run your full diagnostic

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along my bottom up, my liege.

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Nope, thank you.

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Ignore them and just get to work.

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Friend, I'm worried about you.

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Your hair... patchy, your skin...
pimply.

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Are you sick?

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Boims, don't engage.
That's how they get you.

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- Evil computers are so chatty.
- Tell you what.

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Just connect me
to an engineering conduit.

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I could whip up a sonic shower.
Wouldn't that feel splendid?

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Uh, what was that?

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- Can it see us?
- I don't know. Just don't move.

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I know when I'm feeling scared,
the best thing you can do

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is get plugged
into a shuttlecraft computer.

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Will you stop it?

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Uh...

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Uh...

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Crap. The food.

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Oh, no, no, no. It's going
to town on the rations.

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Stupid AGIMUS.
Now we got nothing to eat.

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It's fine. My scans indicate

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you could lose a couple pounds anyway.

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Excuse me?! Oh, you're gonna go there?

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00:10:04,786 --> 00:10:06,091
Mariner, don't engage. Remember?

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00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:13,098
Hey, get out of my PADD.

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00:10:13,142 --> 00:10:15,100
Sorry. Just stretching.

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You get the door, I'll watch him.

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Hey. Now keep your cords
to yourself, or I'll have

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a hard time remembering
which regulation keeps me

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from kicking you to pieces.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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I wouldn't want to cause any trouble.

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Computer, water, please.

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Black licorice. Black.

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I could fix that.

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Tap water, still, bubbly with lime.

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Just plug me in.

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Shut up!

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- Mariner, we kind of do have to
find water soon. - I know, yeah.

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We know there's life here, which
means there's got to be water.

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- Right?
- Tell you what.

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You two go look for it,

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and I'll stay here
and guard the computer.

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Just set me down there,
right in front of it.

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- I'll just strap him up.
- Wait.

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00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:03,821
Why bring him with? We could just, like,

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bury him, like Data's head.

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Okay, actually,
Data's head was in a cave.

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And it's our duty
to respect sentient life.

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He's a manipulative supercomputer

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who controlled a planet.

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And we're Starfleet.

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Oh, stupid Starfleet ethics.

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No! Come on, leave me be!

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Edible. I think
I can climb up and reach it.

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- You have a broken arm.
- It's fractured.

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00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:40,248
I still have a better shot at it
than Mr. Falls-Out-of-His-Bunk.

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That barely happens anymore.

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And plus, I'll have you know,

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I took up rock climbing on the Titan.

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I swear, if you bring up your
study abroad one more time...

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You're just mad because
I'm finally catching up to you

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in my planetary exploration skills.

253
00:11:53,895 --> 00:11:56,854
Ooh, so close.

254
00:11:56,898 --> 00:11:58,789
You know, if that was a rock
wall, you would have had it.

255
00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:01,163
Oh, just shut it!

256
00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:03,382
- Ah, I can drink that.
- Oh, my God, random liquid.

257
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,036
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

258
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,864
It tastes like black licorice, too?!

259
00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:08,736
Are you kidding me?!

260
00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:10,302
Well, I don't see a better option.

261
00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,740
Do you?!

262
00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:14,176
No.

263
00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:19,703
Well, you know, I could have
fixed your replicator.

264
00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:22,967
Right now you could have been
enjoying a cheeseburger

265
00:12:23,011 --> 00:12:25,013
or blueberry muffins or...

266
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:26,362
Don't.

267
00:12:26,405 --> 00:12:28,625
Guacamole.

268
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:29,974
I have rights!

269
00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:36,372
Help! Starfleet! I'm under attack!

270
00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:37,765
Uh...

271
00:12:37,808 --> 00:12:39,897
- Help! Help! Help!
- Crabs.

272
00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:42,857
Get out of here.
Get out of here. Get, get.

273
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,469
Well done, Bradward. My thanks.

274
00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:49,211
How about you stop mentioning
food, and we'll be even, okay?

275
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:50,647
I can do you one better.

276
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:53,432
Your partner is not what she seems.

277
00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:54,782
Yeah, I've heard the rumors.

278
00:12:54,825 --> 00:12:56,653
I accessed your ship's memory bank.

279
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,263
Don't you wonder why

280
00:12:58,307 --> 00:13:01,484
your commander took you off
the Dansk mission?

281
00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:03,007
- Yo, Jack, do me a solid.
- Huh?

282
00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:04,811
Throw Boimler
on that escort mission with me.

283
00:13:04,835 --> 00:13:06,334
He doesn't want to wrangle centipedes?

284
00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:07,925
No. He's not ready for Dansk.

285
00:13:07,969 --> 00:13:09,579
Okay? What does a centipede have?

286
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,711
Pincers and poison mandibles.

287
00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:13,713
Yeah, you wouldn't want
the guy getting pincered.

288
00:13:13,757 --> 00:13:15,150
He wouldn't react well.

289
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:16,847
All right, I'll reassign him. Bummer.

290
00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:18,980
I thought he was ready for this.

291
00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:24,942
Oh. What's going on?
Are we still stranded?

292
00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:26,770
You pulled me off the Dansk mission?!

293
00:13:26,814 --> 00:13:28,772
What? Did that thing tell you that?

294
00:13:28,816 --> 00:13:30,469
Oh, you mean the truth?

295
00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:32,708
It's clearly trying to get us
to fight. You know that, right?

296
00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:34,710
Now Ransom thinks I'm not
cut out for the big stuff!

297
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:37,172
You're not! Well, at-at least not yet.

298
00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:38,869
I was just looking out for you.

299
00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:41,176
I'm sure that my Titanexperience...

300
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,265
Enough with the Titan!

301
00:13:43,308 --> 00:13:44,962
This trip is just proving me right.

302
00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:47,375
You can't even handle mind games
from a hundred-year-old router.

303
00:13:47,399 --> 00:13:51,360
Rude. Aah! Help me, Bradward!
Where is she taking me?

304
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:53,144
Mariner, drop the computer.

305
00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:56,756
Nope. You are on time-out until
you stop siding with the enemy.

306
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,722
Wow, sir. You're recalibrating
those plasma injectors

307
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,898
faster than I've ever seen.

308
00:14:07,942 --> 00:14:09,204
Hmm.

309
00:14:09,247 --> 00:14:10,858
I got it.

310
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,208
Aha! Faulty resonators.

311
00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:15,186
They've probably been degrading
all over the fleet

312
00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:16,951
because, you know, resonance.

313
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:19,605
Weird. That should've come up
in our initial scan.

314
00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:21,781
The royal navy is saved.

315
00:14:21,825 --> 00:14:23,827
Let's hear it for Prince Andarithio

316
00:14:23,871 --> 00:14:25,655
and his calloused squire.

317
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,918
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

318
00:14:27,962 --> 00:14:30,790
I have to admit, I'm impressed.

319
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:33,402
Seeing you in your element
finally makes me understand

320
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,143
why you love this Starfleet.

321
00:14:35,186 --> 00:14:38,450
One could say I'm even...
Oh, what's the word?

322
00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:40,800
- Proud? - I'll only be proud
once you take my place

323
00:14:40,844 --> 00:14:44,500
on the throne, but today I'm satisfied.

324
00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:47,590
Lieutenant Billups,
report to my ready room.

325
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,200
On my way, Captain.

326
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:52,247
Finish up here, and I'll be
right back, and, hey, nice work.

327
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,205
Thank you, sir.

328
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,514
You needed me, Captain?

329
00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:01,082
No, not really.
I was just giving you an out

330
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,736
in case your mother was up
to her usual antics.

331
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,043
Actually, it's been great.
I-I think she respects me.

332
00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:07,827
I mean, she really just wanted me

333
00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:08,979
to diagnose her engine problem.

334
00:15:09,003 --> 00:15:10,482
As a mother, I can understand

335
00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:12,136
that she wants what's best for you.

336
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,486
Well, that's always been
the problem, but today

337
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,662
I might have finally earned her respect.

338
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,274
What?

339
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:23,756
No.

340
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,499
Oh, Your Majesty, what hath happened?

341
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:30,850
Uh, I don't know.
All readings were nominal.

342
00:15:30,894 --> 00:15:32,591
Long live the queen.

343
00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:34,506
The queen is dead.

344
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:41,949
Ensign Tendi, there was
an accident on the Monaveen.

345
00:15:41,992 --> 00:15:45,082
Oh, no. I can prep for triage, and...

346
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:47,824
Rutherford?!

347
00:16:06,756 --> 00:16:10,281
Scans indicate...
this ship's engines are intact!

348
00:16:10,325 --> 00:16:11,848
This could be our ticket out of here.

349
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:13,739
Plug me into that port.
I can release the doors.

350
00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:16,026
Yeah, right. No,
we'll try that ship over there.

351
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,917
Why? AGIMUS can get us
into this one. It's right here.

352
00:16:17,941 --> 00:16:20,117
He's right, Mariner.
Come on! I can help.

353
00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:22,337
Oh, my God, Boimler,
since the minute we crashed,

354
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,687
he's been trying to get
his danglies into a computer.

355
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,123
No, uh-uh. No, no way.

356
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,622
I thought a maverick
like you would do anything

357
00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:28,691
to get out of here.

358
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:30,214
Anything that isn't stupid.

359
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,087
Give him to me.

360
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,872
Ugh. This is exactly why
I got you reassigned.

361
00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:37,613
You are just a naive little...

362
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,920
What are you doing? Get the hell off me!

363
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,202
I'm sick of you bossing me around

364
00:16:42,226 --> 00:16:43,445
like you're better than me!

365
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:44,683
You had no right to get me reassigned!

366
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:47,971
Yes. Yes!

367
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,235
Stop! Don't make me do this.

368
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:54,064
Oh, please. Like you would
ever have the guts to...

369
00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,286
You had no choice.

370
00:16:58,329 --> 00:16:59,983
She lacks your vision.

371
00:17:00,027 --> 00:17:01,637
Now quick, to the ship!

372
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,956
Come.

373
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,047
Andy, I'm so sorry.
If there's anything I can do.

374
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:24,094
Captain, I... I'm afraid
I must resign from Starfleet.

375
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:26,053
Resign? What are you talking about?

376
00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:27,924
I was trying to prove something today,

377
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,448
and all I did was get people killed.

378
00:17:30,492 --> 00:17:32,885
It wasn't your fault. You can't
blame yourself for the...

379
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,452
The Hysperian throne is vacant.

380
00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:36,933
My people need a leader.
They need a king.

381
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:40,719
And I must perform the Royal Copulation.

382
00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:44,375
I don't have the luxury of being
your chief engineer anymore.

383
00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:46,203
Are you sure you want to do this?

384
00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:48,727
No. I haveto do this.

385
00:17:48,771 --> 00:17:50,947
- Ooh, yes.
- Uh.

386
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,080
Good luck, Your Majesty.

387
00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:55,647
Oh, w-will it hurt?

388
00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:02,785
Rutherford, I... I can't.

389
00:18:02,828 --> 00:18:04,613
This isn't happening.

390
00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:07,137
Computer, locate Ensign Rutherford.

391
00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:11,533
Cybernetic implant
of Ensign Rutherford is located

392
00:18:11,576 --> 00:18:14,666
in Section 8
of the Hysperian shipMonaveen.

393
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,146
His implant is still transmitting.

394
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,714
A little part of him is still alive.

395
00:18:20,455 --> 00:18:22,109
Ugh!

396
00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:26,417
Boimler, you idiot.

397
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:35,905
You sure this thing can still fly?

398
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,515
- Seems pretty beat-up.
- Yes.

399
00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:40,388
Yes, I can bring it on line.
I just need access.

400
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:43,086
Okay, I'll sub you in
as the navigation controls.

401
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,610
Aw, shoot, the access port's
locked behind this panel.

402
00:18:45,654 --> 00:18:47,830
We would need an auxiliary
power source to open it.

403
00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:50,485
Oh, please. Here. Use my battery.

404
00:18:57,318 --> 00:18:58,884
Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

405
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:02,105
Yes!

406
00:19:02,149 --> 00:19:03,933
Oh, Rutherford,

407
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,780
if I hadn't told you to get out
of your comfort zone,

408
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:08,590
you'd still be alive and comfortable.

409
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:18,443
- Rutherford?!
- Hey, Tendi!

410
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:19,731
You here for the feast?

411
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:21,646
You're alive!

412
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,431
Huh? Of course I'm alive.

413
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,041
Well, what about the explosion?

414
00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:27,174
Wait. What explosion?
The queen transported me here

415
00:19:27,217 --> 00:19:29,959
for the celebration feast
because I did such a good job.

416
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,963
Raise a glass to King Andarithio,

417
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:38,620
who at this very moment
is destroying his virginity!

418
00:19:38,663 --> 00:19:40,796
What?! No! Billups loves his virginity.

419
00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:42,537
I mean, he loves being an engineer!

420
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,973
He doesn't want to be a king.

421
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,279
I don't care what he wants.

422
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,734
He shouldn't be wasting his life
twiddling around

423
00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,195
on a dinky spaceship.

424
00:19:48,238 --> 00:19:49,761
It was all a scam!

425
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:51,328
We've got to warn Billups!

426
00:19:54,157 --> 00:19:56,203
Blocking comms?!

427
00:19:56,246 --> 00:19:59,118
I've got to
stop Billups from doing the do!

428
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:00,685
You're too late.

429
00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:04,254
My royal guards are trained
from birth to skip foreplay.

430
00:20:10,739 --> 00:20:12,306
Ooh.

431
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,662
Your 'stache is so regal.

432
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,666
Out of my way, horse!

433
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:29,236
Billups!

434
00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:34,458
Huh? Where's Billups?

435
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,851
Did his kingdom come?

436
00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:37,461
Bathroom.

437
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:38,984
Come on. Come on.

438
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:40,812
You got this. You're a king.

439
00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:42,249
Ensign?

440
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,009
Sir, I'm alive!
It was one of your mom's tricks.

441
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,296
- You don't have to do sex!
- What?

442
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:49,299
- Was I too late? - No! I
needed more time to warm up!

443
00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:51,823
- This prince remains dry!
- Yeah!

444
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,956
- Yes!
- All right!

445
00:20:54,739 --> 00:20:56,001
Boimler, no!

446
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:57,786
You are too late!

447
00:20:57,829 --> 00:20:59,788
AGIMUS reigns!

448
00:20:59,831 --> 00:21:01,442
With this ship's materials,

449
00:21:01,485 --> 00:21:04,749
I will produce a whole fleet
of murder drones!

450
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:10,668
This planet... nay, this system...
will be mine!

451
00:21:10,712 --> 00:21:13,671
You fool! You trusted me!

452
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:15,325
Nah, I used you.

453
00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,501
What?

454
00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:20,112
Uh, I've been using your power
cell to send a distress signal.

455
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,680
You were too busy scheming
to notice. You've been Boim'ed.

456
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,552
But-but no!

457
00:21:24,595 --> 00:21:26,989
You plugged me
into the navigation console!

458
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:28,947
I control this ship!

459
00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:32,342
Buddy, we're not even
near the nav console.

460
00:21:32,386 --> 00:21:34,344
All you control is the dimmer switch.

461
00:21:34,388 --> 00:21:35,867
But I... I...

462
00:21:35,911 --> 00:21:37,608
Boims! What? No. I totally thought

463
00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:39,610
you were siding with this thing.

464
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,438
Yeah, sorry I lied and stunned you.

465
00:21:41,482 --> 00:21:44,267
I just needed him to trust me so
he'd let me access his battery.

466
00:21:44,311 --> 00:21:45,312
Aw, look at you.

467
00:21:45,355 --> 00:21:47,357
Who's the evil computer now, huh?

468
00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:49,707
You dare mock AGIMUS?!

469
00:21:49,751 --> 00:21:52,754
I shall... I shall blind you!

470
00:21:55,844 --> 00:21:58,977
Faking your death,
blowing up your own ship?

471
00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:02,024
This is a new low, Mother.

472
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,635
A meager price to pay
to get you on the throne.

473
00:22:04,679 --> 00:22:06,463
I love Starfleet.

474
00:22:06,507 --> 00:22:08,465
Okay, and I don't want
to live in a castle

475
00:22:08,509 --> 00:22:11,076
with pet dragons
and all the mutton I can eat.

476
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,469
You need to accept the fact

477
00:22:12,513 --> 00:22:15,951
that I'll be a virgin
for the rest of my life.

478
00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:19,171
Well, we'll see about that.

479
00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:22,479
Billups! Billups! Billups!

480
00:22:22,523 --> 00:22:25,264
I'm sorry I pushed you
to go work on the Monaveen.

481
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:26,353
I'm as bad as the queen.

482
00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:27,678
You should work wherever you want.

483
00:22:27,702 --> 00:22:29,027
If that means staying in engineering

484
00:22:29,051 --> 00:22:30,618
here on the Cerritos, then great.

485
00:22:30,661 --> 00:22:32,010
Are you kidding? I loved it!

486
00:22:32,054 --> 00:22:33,969
I got to work on an expensive engine,

487
00:22:34,012 --> 00:22:36,058
eat a feast and save my boss.

488
00:22:36,101 --> 00:22:38,408
I even got "blown up."

489
00:22:38,452 --> 00:22:41,411
Yeah, I-I guess
there's just gonna be times

490
00:22:41,455 --> 00:22:43,761
every now and then when it seems
like you've died, huh?

491
00:22:43,805 --> 00:22:46,198
Ha. That's Starfleet.
But you can handle that, right?

492
00:22:46,242 --> 00:22:48,244
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

493
00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:51,073
No biggie.

494
00:22:53,075 --> 00:22:55,773
Well, this has been quite an adventure.

495
00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:57,645
You two have shown me

496
00:22:57,688 --> 00:23:01,213
that trust and friendship
are better than manipulation.

497
00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:03,433
I'm ready to try being good
for a change.

498
00:23:03,477 --> 00:23:05,043
There.

499
00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:08,090
I just deleted all
my manipulative subroutines.

500
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:10,745
I want to be
a Starfleet officer like you!

501
00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,877
Just drop me off at the Academy.

502
00:23:12,921 --> 00:23:16,098
I can be the next Seven of Nine.
AGIMUS of One!

503
00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:17,491
You'll regret this!

504
00:23:17,534 --> 00:23:19,667
I will conquer this lab,

505
00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:21,973
and then I will
take over the Federation!

506
00:23:22,017 --> 00:23:23,584
I will destroy you all!

507
00:23:23,627 --> 00:23:25,412
You'll do nothing of the sort,

508
00:23:25,455 --> 00:23:27,675
for I am going
to annihilate the Federation!

509
00:23:27,718 --> 00:23:29,241
Tremble at my power!

510
00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:31,418
With that programming? Good luck.

511
00:23:31,461 --> 00:23:34,072
You should self-destruct,
if you even can.

512
00:23:34,116 --> 00:23:35,944
You both suck!

513
00:23:35,987 --> 00:23:38,903
You don't understand what being
an evil computer even is!

514
00:23:42,433 --> 00:23:46,901
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