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When I direct a new show,

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the hardest part is getting
the actors to trust each other.

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I'm doing a podcast.

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A true crime podcast about a murder

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in our own building.

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Are you associated with the deceased?

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You're probably just
starting your investigation,

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- looking into all the forensic...
- Goddammit.

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If I meet one more true crime nut...

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I am onto something great here.

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- What was it? 32K?
- Now, it's 35.

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I tend to make packs wherever I go.

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When I was a kid, I
had my Hardy Boys pack.

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Mabel is a sweet young woman who
promised not to keep secrets from us.

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Oh my God! There she is!

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It's Tie-Dye Guy!

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I didn't murder Tim Kono.

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Tim was murdered? Damn, he was right.

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Tim thought he was gonna get murdered?

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He'd been trying
to take down this black market

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jewelry dealer named Angel.

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Tim Kono was a loner
who worked in a bank.

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Taking down a black
market jewelry dealer

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seems a little off-brand,
don't you think?

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Maybe... Then again, I found
all these in his apartment.

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We're all born alone.

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Unless you're a twin or something,

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but twins creep me the fuck out.

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And don't even get
me started on triplets

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or quadrupla... Whatever
the fuck they're called.

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I don't know 'cause that's
not my point. My point is

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we're born alone,

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spend most of our time alone,

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then we all go out alone.

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When I was a kid, there
was this show on TV...

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Herman's Head. You remember this shit?

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Herman was this dude who had

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these imaginary people
in his head, advising him.

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There's no such thing
as love at first sight!

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One was the nervous
one, one was the romantic one...

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I-I can't remember all the details,

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but I remember the fuck outta that show.

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And I liked it 'cause
old Herman wasn't alone.

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You know what I mean? He
had these people in his head.

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For a long time,
I played it like Herman.

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Just me and the people
advising me in my head.

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And then I went and
fucked that up by listening

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to that romantic fucker in
my head a little too much.

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Hey, podcast listeners.

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Here at Only Murders in the
Building, when we get hungry...

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Hey.

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What you doing? We said we're
doing the nursery together.

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I waited. As long as I could.

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Perhaps Evelyn the cat's
paw prints meant nothing.

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But perhaps they were
key to the entire...

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Do not subject our unborn child

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to this true crime bullshit, please!

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- This one is cute.
- Mm...

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I don't get a kiss hello?

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Oh, my bad. My bad. I got you.

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can't actually see the color red...

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You think I won't smell
that cigarette on you?

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Don't start.

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I had a dead kid today.

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I'm coming to you live from...

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A little girl.

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Stepfather.

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Abuse. All of that.

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Alright.

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But this shit stops when Kareem comes.

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Who the fuck is Kareem?

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- Not my son.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

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- So?
- Is an athlete, a scholar,

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an activist?

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And Kareem Hardison is Dwayne Wayne
on A Different World. I don't care.

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- Kadeem.
- What?

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Kadeem Hardison.

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That's what I said. It's the same shit.

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What are you talking about?

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You know, I was hoping you'd be
home in time to help me with this.

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Did you not just hear me
tell you about my day today?

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Just...

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don't end up like Jerguson, Dee. Okay?

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- That's not who I married.
- Alright. Okay.

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Howard Morris lives
at the Arconia in apartment 3D,

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a place pungent with cat dander.

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The Arconia?

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But even stronger than the odor

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was Howard's rage toward Tim Kono.

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What the fuck? No, I-I closed that case.

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Oh shit, that's you
they're talking about?

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- What? W-what the fuck are they saying?
- You know what?

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- Let's just turn it off.
- No, that was a suicide,

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open and shut.

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Okay, but, um, sorry...
What about the paw prints?

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Because the cat

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that came in after,
and th-they found it.

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You fuckin' for real?

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So, what?

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The cat did it?

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No, for real. Let-let's
just... So, the cat did it?

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Why are you listening to this shit?

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My Yard Dog Homies were
boosting it on Twitter.

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I mean, these guys, they're...

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they're dopey, but they
tell the story really well.

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Yeah, I don't... I don't tell stories.

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And I don't make mistakes on my cases.

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- Wait, where are you going?
- Where do you think?

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- Dee, come on.
- You know...

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you didn't have to hit me
with the work shit. Not today.

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We continued staring at the jewels

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for what felt like a beat too long.

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I found them in Tim's apartment.

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I went back alone after we left.

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You went back without us?

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Charles I get, but without me?

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I found him this one.

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And this one.

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- These are all from Angel.
- Who is Angel?

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That's the only name I got.

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Kono was obsessed with
buying pieces from Angel.

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Sucks Tim died before he
got the one he really wanted.

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And which one was that?

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Uh, I got a pic somewhere.

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He'd been trying to track it
down for years. I can dig it up.

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Yes, please,

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and text it to me as
soon as you find it.

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- Me, too.
- Me, three!

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Just me.

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You know, I hooked Tim up
with my jewelry connection,

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Cutter, to talk about
that piece he wanted.

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Oh my God!

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The twists and turns of
this are just unbelievable.

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It's like a-a rainbow crafted
by a drunken leprechaun.

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I can say that 'cause
I'm three-quarters Irish,

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and I have a teeny bit
of a drinking problem.

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Wait. Tim was supposed
to meet Cutter here today.

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I'm gonna guess you're not Cutter.

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You come to Bayport,

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I have to hear it from
Miss Skullcap over here?

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You don't call me?

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Hey, Mom.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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_

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And that sad and lonely boy

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raised by a psychologically
abusive mother was none other...

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than Stephen Joshua Sondheim.

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And let me tell you
something about Steve.

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When he is on his game, it's a blessing.

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- And when's he's not, I'm patient.
- Mm.

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Hey.

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Tavo texted me that photo from Tim.

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Tim?

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From the Arconia, Tim?

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Why are you still in contact with
that boy after what he did to Oscar?

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I'm not, Mommy. He died.

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- He was murdered.
- Murdered?

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- In the building.
- Catchy, right?

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Ay, dios mio.

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That place is no good for you.

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I knew I shouldn't have
let you go back there.

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Let me? I'm grown, Mommy.

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We're investigating, and your
daughter has been a big help in this.

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- What do you mean investigating?
- I mean, we,

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and your daughter, are producing
a podcast about Tim Kono's murder.

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I only let you go back
there because you promised me

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you were focusing on your design career.

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Stop saying that you let me.

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And a podcast is nothing.

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Well, tell that to our 17 subscribers.

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Wow. Seventeen, is that good?

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- No.
- My daughter can't help herself.

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She's trapped in the past.

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But, you...

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How old are you two? 80?

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I'll have you know that I am in

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my very early mid-60s.

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Dragging my little girl back into

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the worst thing that
ever happened to her?

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I'm not a little girl!

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My friend, our friend, Zoe died

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at a New Year's Eve party
on the roof of the Arconia.

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And we think Tim saw
what really happened.

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- But he never told anybody.
- Oscar got blamed and went away,

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but he's out now, and I'm fine.

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Is fine not being able to
finish anything or focus

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because your mind is
trapped in the past?

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- Please stop!
- Temores nocturnos fine?

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Ahem.

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Wait, what? "Not submitted"?

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Oh, I thought I sent you to IT.

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How they hangin', Williams?

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Lower by the day, Jerguson.

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That's my guy.

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It's my fault.

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I was always working.

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So, when my rich sister
offered to take Mabel

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for the school breaks, I thought...

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qué maravilloso.

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She'd go to the city,

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see museums and plays...

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be inspired to dream big.

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You try watching your only child,

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so smart, so sure of herself...

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turn into a ghost from grief.

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Then see if you want to
make a podcast about it.

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We didn't know about that.

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We didn't know about a lot... it seems.

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But, your daughter is extraordinary.

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She's funny,

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- intuitive...
- Weird.

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But, in-in-in the best ways.

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The way all your
favorite people are weird.

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Have you ever felt like there
was something you screwed up

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so bad,

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you'll never forgive yourself?

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Well...

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For me,

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it was letting her spend
time at that damn apartment.

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Please leave her be.

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Let her move forward, not back.

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Mommy.

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- Thank you for dinner.
- Yeah, th-thank you.

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You know, she's probably right.

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This whole thing was stupid anyways.

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It was many things,

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but I'm not sure it was stupid.

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Why?

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I'm a stranger that lied to you a bunch,

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and you're two randos that
dragged me into a podcast.

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"Rando" is a slang for a
person of no significance.

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- I used context clues, but thank you.
- You're welcome.

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You could still do the podcast though.

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Can learn how to use
Twitter. It's not that hard.

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Don't do TikTok.

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Mabel, it's been, uh...

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it's been the most alive
I've felt in a decade.

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Me, too.

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So, uh...

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Goodbye.

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We got yelled at.

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- By a mom.
- I know.

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I'm shook.

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- Mabel taught me that word.
- Mm.

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- Same.
- You know, it's a law of nature.

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Nothing good ever
happens on Long Island.

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Gut Milk is really good.

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Right?! I think it's giving me abs.

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13% alcohol.

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Mm.

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- Cheers.
- Hey.

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We had a good run,

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but we can't possibly go on.

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Fully agree.

256
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,167
And why is that exactly?

257
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,935
This is Mabel's life.

258
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:22,576
We can't exploit her
pain, playing detective.

259
00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,458
Every true crime story

260
00:13:24,463 --> 00:13:26,760
is actually true for someone.

261
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,810
And this is just occurring to you?

262
00:13:28,953 --> 00:13:31,080
I guess it feels personal now.

263
00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:34,318
It already felt personal
to me 'cause of Winnie.

264
00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:37,537
Who's Winnie?

265
00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:41,532
Who... Are you kidding me?!

266
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,236
My dog! Winnie! Who's recovering

267
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,825
from being poisoned... The fact that

268
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,685
you forgot about her completely
is deeply concerning to me.

269
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:50,284
Why? We barely know each other.

270
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,248
Mabel was right. We're all randos.

271
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,666
Of course we know each other!

272
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,126
Are my parents dead or alive?

273
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,004
- Dead.
- Lucky guess.

274
00:13:58,526 --> 00:13:59,819
Is that Mabel?

275
00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:02,537
No, it's Teddy. Our sponsor.

276
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,541
"Come to me.

277
00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:07,548
We need to speak."

278
00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:11,873
All caps. Ominous.

279
00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:13,904
No, that's just the way he types.

280
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,137
But it still seems bad.

281
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,984
Would you mind coming with me?

282
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,950
Or am I too rando?

283
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,731
You know I barely dated my entire 20s?

284
00:14:36,971 --> 00:14:38,403
Did you know that?

285
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:39,929
I was alone.

286
00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:42,572
Then,

287
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,776
on a random Tuesday night,

288
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,628
I pull over this woman

289
00:14:48,175 --> 00:14:51,237
who I caught texting while driving.

290
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,227
And then this broad had the audacity

291
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,471
to lie to my face

292
00:14:56,476 --> 00:14:58,326
and say that she wasn't texting.

293
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,732
I wasn't lying!

294
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,529
You still lying to me in my face!

295
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,716
But, I knew...

296
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:08,222
then...

297
00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:13,034
I wasn't gonna be alone anymore.

298
00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:16,912
And now, we got this kid coming...

299
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,917
Kareem.

300
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,022
No. Over my dead
body. We're not doing it.

301
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,301
I just need to know that
I'm gonna be good at this.

302
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:28,475
- You will be.
- No, you don't know that.

303
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,823
I do!

304
00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:33,050
Just like I knew those podcast
guys were onto something.

305
00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,339
You missed something, didn't you?

306
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,346
The tox reports...

307
00:15:41,376 --> 00:15:43,378
they weren't submitted.

308
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:46,394
And the victim's phone...

309
00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:49,319
never made it to IT.

310
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,667
Oh my God, yes!

311
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,532
So now, you swoop in there

312
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,747
and reopen the case
like a goddamn hero boss,

313
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,957
- and just...
- Baby, no.

314
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,959
When they don't submit something,

315
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,711
that means they want all hands off,

316
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,807
and I can't get up to sergeant by
opening a case that I already closed.

317
00:16:04,812 --> 00:16:07,231
No. That's not how it works.

318
00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:09,322
That's what we're not gonna do.

319
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,899
But what we will do...

320
00:16:14,054 --> 00:16:16,056
is that we gonna go in here

321
00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:17,761
and work on this nursery

322
00:16:17,766 --> 00:16:19,933
- for my man Keith.
- Keith?

323
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,482
Oh yes. You know, it's
not quite... Kareem.

324
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,307
- Yeah, it's not...
- But it's also not lame as fuck.

325
00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:28,189
- I could dig it.
- Okay.

326
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,571
- Keith...
- Thank you.

327
00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:42,494
Wow, I think I would've remembered this.

328
00:16:42,499 --> 00:16:44,876
Yeah. Well, during my depressing years,

329
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:48,620
my mom told me to read
about the Tree of Life.

330
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,940
Instead, I just made one.

331
00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:53,049
It's amazing.

332
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,346
Could never forget the SVU poster.

333
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,352
Weird-ass crush you had on Stabler.

334
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:03,018
The hottest criminal
mind ever is right here.

335
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,229
- Oh.
- And he kept it pretty tight.

336
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:14,042
I know it's nothing compared
to what you went through, but...

337
00:17:14,795 --> 00:17:17,756
I had it pretty hard
after everything happened.

338
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,865
Yeah.

339
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:21,537
Seems like we all did.

340
00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:28,274
- What's this? Huh?
- Oh. No, no.

341
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:30,212
- Mabel Sixth Grade?
- So embarrassing.

342
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,051
- Yes, please. Hold on.
- No! Don't want you to see it!

343
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,303
- Have a seat! Come on!
- I don't wanna look at...

344
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,306
We'll look at it together. Here.

345
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,344
Whoa! Who is this cute little boy? Huh?

346
00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:43,020
Um, I was adorable.
I don't know what you're...

347
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,690
What did you do to Silvia for
her to give you a bowl cut?

348
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,610
And now, you've lost the right
to look at these. So, good job.

349
00:17:49,307 --> 00:17:51,687
_

350
00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:11,277
Damn.

351
00:18:15,364 --> 00:18:16,990
Holy shit.

352
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,126
Tavo's text.

353
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,023
What the hell?

354
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:30,211
Why was Tim after the
ring that Zoe had on

355
00:18:30,216 --> 00:18:32,365
- the night she died?
- No.

356
00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:34,865
She didn't have it on.

357
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,699
Not when she died.

358
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,403
You don't forget the image of your
girlfriend's body on the ground.

359
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,435
But it's right here.

360
00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:53,873
So, does this mean she lost
the ring before she went over?

361
00:18:53,878 --> 00:18:55,880
Yo, can we stop now?

362
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:59,760
- Are you okay?
- Can we please spend, like,

363
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,506
two minutes talking about not death?

364
00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:10,662
All I wanted to do today
was just... be with you.

365
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:14,251
I've thought about this moment a lot.

366
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,533
I've thought about you a lot.

367
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:19,605
Me, too.

368
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:23,665
I think...

369
00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:26,599
I've kind of been waiting for you.

370
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,254
Uh, sorry. I-I don't
mean waiting for you

371
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,185
like I was waiting...

372
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,442
waiting for you. I
didn't save myself for...

373
00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:37,256
No, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For sure.

374
00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:39,680
I did other things. I...

375
00:19:39,685 --> 00:19:42,724
I worked. I went to parties.

376
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:45,806
I got bangs that were awful,
and I had to hide for a month.

377
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,638
No, I-I bet you looked hot.

378
00:19:47,989 --> 00:19:49,584
You'd lose that bet.

379
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:52,145
Well, let's see for myself.
Were they like the lower...

380
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,151
Little longer and then
they did, like, a curl...

381
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,405
Oh God. You're right.

382
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,908
They're... It's horrible.
I can't unsee that.

383
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,506
Do-do you ever feel like you've been

384
00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:18,615
too inspirational, Cinda?

385
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,757
You know, like everyone
has a podcast now.

386
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,693
It has gotten a little out there.

387
00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:26,785
Like, I guess the
actor who played Brazzos

388
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,542
- has his own podcast now?
- What?

389
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:31,591
Wait, Charles, uh...

390
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,723
Haden Church? No, I'm mixing him up.

391
00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:37,593
Uh... He's Brazzos, and he's
investigating a real murder, uh,

392
00:20:37,757 --> 00:20:39,615
in his Upper West Side building

393
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:40,927
with a theater director

394
00:20:40,932 --> 00:20:43,447
- and one of their granddaughters.
- Wow.

395
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,161
And their prime suspect is Sting.

396
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,696
No!

397
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:48,998
Yes! The title of their podcast

398
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:52,616
is Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents...

399
00:20:52,621 --> 00:20:55,249
Colon. Only Murders In The Building.

400
00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:03,926
Well, I do... I do love
a Dimas Chicken Wrap.

401
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,757
Love 'em! Everybody loves
a Dimas Chicken Wrap.

402
00:21:06,762 --> 00:21:08,756
My goodness.

403
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,087
Teddy...

404
00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:19,370
Do you understand...

405
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:22,053
how huge Fallon is in Greece?

406
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,618
Do you know what my
cousins back on Nisyros

407
00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:28,030
are gonna do when they see this?

408
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:31,733
They're gonna shit themselves, Ollie!

409
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:34,782
They're gonna squat right
down in their goat fields

410
00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:37,832
and shit themselves in envy!

411
00:21:39,644 --> 00:21:42,506
Ha. That's... Wow.

412
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:44,011
Yeah, that's... quite an image.

413
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:47,014
You did it! You fucking homered!

414
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,684
Two episodes of your "podcast,"

415
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,479
and my name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow!

416
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,143
You've got more coming,
right? Please tell me

417
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,732
- you've got more coming soon!
- Of course.

418
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,193
- Yes. Yes, of course.
- Actually, we've had a setback...

419
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,237
With lots of juicy twists and turns

420
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:04,282
and room for at least four
Dimas spots in every hour?

421
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,242
- At least. Sure.
- Oh...

422
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:09,585
I gotta tell you, I
feel like a proud papa.

423
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,550
My boys.

424
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,171
Now...

425
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,711
I'm writing you a check...

426
00:22:18,281 --> 00:22:20,600
and it's gonna be large.

427
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:24,100
But, I don't want a fight.

428
00:22:24,571 --> 00:22:28,210
- 50,000 for the next three episodes.
- Oh...

429
00:22:28,655 --> 00:22:30,655
We can't accept that, Teddy.

430
00:22:31,026 --> 00:22:33,070
- Don't say that.
- Oh please, don't say that.

431
00:22:33,075 --> 00:22:36,132
Well, uh, we lost one of our
partners, and it wouldn't be right.

432
00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:42,815
Come here. Come here, right now.

433
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,581
You see that?

434
00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:55,507
That coin is my entire family legacy.

435
00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:59,127
You know of the Greek
and Armenian Holocaust?

436
00:23:03,803 --> 00:23:05,305
My grandmother.

437
00:23:06,744 --> 00:23:09,121
My yiayia Evangelia

438
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,670
was a young woman when the Turks

439
00:23:11,675 --> 00:23:14,219
started slaughtering all the Greeks,

440
00:23:14,224 --> 00:23:16,441
forcing them to flee their home.

441
00:23:18,762 --> 00:23:22,099
They didn't have banks back then,
so women would wear necklaces

442
00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:23,899
with their family's life savings

443
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:26,198
in gold coins around their necks.

444
00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:31,031
Desperate to flee,
my yiayia made a trade

445
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,704
with a Turkish soldier.

446
00:23:33,134 --> 00:23:36,667
Her necklace for a spot on a
boat to take her to America.

447
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:41,363
The soldier let her keep two coins.

448
00:23:42,193 --> 00:23:45,027
One to invest in a new future,

449
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:47,722
and one for luck.

450
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,126
Yiayia...

451
00:23:51,724 --> 00:23:53,726
held tight to those coins...

452
00:23:54,888 --> 00:23:56,682
through a sea

453
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:59,560
made red with blood and
the chopped-off limbs

454
00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:01,567
of her whole family.

455
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:05,399
Till she finally made
it to Ellis Island.

456
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,894
Still clutching those two coins.

457
00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:13,018
She used one

458
00:24:13,023 --> 00:24:15,120
to start a small sandwich shop,

459
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:17,628
and the other she held onto...

460
00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:20,870
and passed it on to my father,

461
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:23,377
so he'd never forget the sacrifices

462
00:24:23,382 --> 00:24:25,885
made to carry on

463
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:27,975
our proud Dimas name.

464
00:24:28,773 --> 00:24:31,592
And your father passed it to you.

465
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:34,464
We, uh, didn't see eye-to-eye.

466
00:24:36,484 --> 00:24:39,570
In fact, he vowed he'd
take the coin to his grave

467
00:24:39,575 --> 00:24:41,077
rather than give it to me.

468
00:24:42,118 --> 00:24:44,988
Well, obviously he changed his mind.

469
00:24:45,996 --> 00:24:49,808
Or I dug the fucker up and ripped
it out of his cold dead hands.

470
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,136
Oh... Oh...

471
00:24:58,314 --> 00:25:00,347
- Oh, y... Oh...
- What... the fuck?

472
00:25:00,352 --> 00:25:02,238
Th-that's so good.

473
00:25:02,243 --> 00:25:03,828
Tha... You fooled me.

474
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,877
My yiayia Evangelia taught me

475
00:25:05,882 --> 00:25:08,802
to make investments in the people

476
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,850
who've been loyal to you,

477
00:25:10,855 --> 00:25:12,565
even when there's risk.

478
00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:14,406
I have a whole separate business

479
00:25:14,411 --> 00:25:17,636
in her name where I do this work.

480
00:25:19,882 --> 00:25:21,383
So, please...

481
00:25:22,249 --> 00:25:24,230
do me this honor.

482
00:25:29,451 --> 00:25:31,276
So, is Oscar a good kisser?

483
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:32,784
Mommy!

484
00:25:32,789 --> 00:25:35,125
I saw the way he was looking at you.

485
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,206
The same way he looked at
you when you were teenagers.

486
00:25:39,682 --> 00:25:42,310
I wish I could go back
in time to those days.

487
00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:44,464
And do what?

488
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,134
I don't know.

489
00:25:46,448 --> 00:25:48,628
- Keep you there until...
- Till...

490
00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:50,134
Until I'm dead.

491
00:25:50,743 --> 00:25:52,831
Then, you can go do whatever you wanted.

492
00:25:55,334 --> 00:25:57,419
The old men are sad characters.

493
00:25:58,582 --> 00:26:01,185
- I guess. Sort of.
- Mm.

494
00:26:02,635 --> 00:26:06,224
They're also the first friends
I've had in a really long time.

495
00:26:07,253 --> 00:26:10,607
- But seriously, how old are they? Yeah.
- They're, like, really old.

496
00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:16,089
I have to see this through.

497
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,621
I have to figure this out.

498
00:26:20,937 --> 00:26:23,669
I could never read you
stories when you were little.

499
00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:26,072
I tried, but...

500
00:26:26,472 --> 00:26:29,850
you always wanted to
skip right to the end.

501
00:26:31,153 --> 00:26:34,427
You always needed to know what happened.

502
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,144
Mi niña...

503
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:48,942
If only we had a window
into Tim Kono's mind.

504
00:26:48,947 --> 00:26:51,742
Some way to know more of
what he was doing in the days

505
00:26:51,747 --> 00:26:54,333
leading up to his death. A laptop,

506
00:26:54,338 --> 00:26:58,050
a calendar, any piece of physical
evidence that would bring us closer

507
00:26:58,055 --> 00:26:59,598
to the truth.

508
00:27:01,027 --> 00:27:04,114
I don't remember
how Herman's Head ended,

509
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,957
but I suspect it ended with
him finally finding the girl.

510
00:27:08,399 --> 00:27:10,840
Or the guy. I could
never tell with Herman.

511
00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:14,879
And not needing those advisors

512
00:27:14,884 --> 00:27:16,387
- _
- in his head anymore.

513
00:27:16,392 --> 00:27:18,371
That's how I would've done it.

514
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:22,832
Herman doesn't need them
'cause he's not alone anymore.

515
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,236
But even if you're not alone,

516
00:27:25,241 --> 00:27:28,244
it doesn't mean you
don't need help sometimes.

517
00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,851
We have 1,265 downlo...

518
00:27:30,856 --> 00:27:32,525
1,267!

519
00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:34,233
Why do we have to get popular now?

520
00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:36,531
Apparently, people still watch live TV.

521
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:39,700
Where was this audience when
I directed Godspell Live on NBC?

522
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,012
- That was you?
- No, but it should've been.

523
00:27:42,017 --> 00:27:43,853
See, I-I'm not getting them.

524
00:27:43,858 --> 00:27:46,537
I'm hitting refresh,
and nothing is working.

525
00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:49,211
You're in airplane mode. Again.

526
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,527
- What?
- You knew my phone settings.

527
00:27:54,816 --> 00:27:56,504
I'm not a rando.

528
00:27:56,911 --> 00:27:58,996
Alright, we need to deal with this mess.

529
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:02,629
Your dip man gave us $50,000.

530
00:28:02,634 --> 00:28:04,844
Right, and-and...

531
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:07,770
we can't accept it because...

532
00:28:09,163 --> 00:28:11,373
we agreed not to profit off

533
00:28:11,378 --> 00:28:13,589
our young friend's tragedy.

534
00:28:13,594 --> 00:28:16,388
That's right, so we
have to take that check,

535
00:28:16,393 --> 00:28:19,021
and we have to rip it up.

536
00:28:26,534 --> 00:28:28,293
- Now?
- Yes.

537
00:28:28,298 --> 00:28:30,842
I think we have to rip it up, uh, now.

538
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,683
_

539
00:28:32,757 --> 00:28:35,316
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Wha... Thank God. What?

540
00:28:35,321 --> 00:28:38,422
What's this account?
It's not in Teddy's name.

541
00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:40,469
Well, he said he had a
separate business account for...

542
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,597
Look at the name.

543
00:28:43,783 --> 00:28:45,618
"Angel, Inc."

544
00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:50,174
Oh no, no, no. Teddy is not the Angel

545
00:28:50,179 --> 00:28:51,707
that Tim Kono was trying to bring down.

546
00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:53,479
I was wondering

547
00:28:53,484 --> 00:28:55,689
when he said his yiayia's name.

548
00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:57,529
Evangelia.

549
00:28:57,638 --> 00:28:58,764
Angel.

550
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,997
- You don't knock?
- Hey.

551
00:29:04,002 --> 00:29:06,245
Women who knock rarely make history.

552
00:29:08,305 --> 00:29:10,995
A peace offering. Silvia's tamales,

553
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,002
and I picked up some hummus.

554
00:29:15,148 --> 00:29:17,127
This hummus expired yesterday.

555
00:29:17,942 --> 00:29:19,831
But we both know you're gonna eat it.

556
00:29:20,142 --> 00:29:21,909
I know. It's true.

557
00:29:22,202 --> 00:29:23,453
Look...

558
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:29,640
I'm really sorry about
lying to you guys.

559
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:32,057
On multiple fronts. For weeks.

560
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,273
An inordinate amount of lying.

561
00:29:34,278 --> 00:29:36,655
It was borderline sociopathic.

562
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:38,104
It's just...

563
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,737
very hard for me to trust people.

564
00:29:41,766 --> 00:29:46,010
Honestly, it's pretty hard
for me to even like people.

565
00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:49,362
But you guys...

566
00:29:52,777 --> 00:29:55,130
Are you really gonna make me say it?

567
00:29:55,135 --> 00:29:57,081
I'd kinda like to hear the words, yes.

568
00:29:57,276 --> 00:30:00,759
Also rank us. I'm dying to
know who your favorite is.

569
00:30:01,053 --> 00:30:03,138
I want to do this podcast.

570
00:30:03,216 --> 00:30:05,620
I have to finish this with you guys.

571
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,898
That...

572
00:30:09,903 --> 00:30:12,436
is so rando.

573
00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:13,956
That...

574
00:30:13,961 --> 00:30:15,831
is not the right gesture.

575
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,962
- Give me those tamales.
- Wait.

576
00:30:19,613 --> 00:30:21,615
My final peace offering.

577
00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:28,041
Someone left this for
me at the front desk.

578
00:30:29,074 --> 00:30:30,880
It's Tim Kono's phone.

579
00:30:30,885 --> 00:30:31,914
- What?
- Whoa!

580
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,332
But we need to find the password.

581
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,198
- Oy...
- Oh...

582
00:30:35,203 --> 00:30:37,205
Well, we got one for you.

583
00:30:39,586 --> 00:30:41,254
Here.

584
00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:43,468
Say hello...

585
00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:45,706
to Angel.

586
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,362
Teddy Dimas?

587
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:48,577
Wait, so you're saying...

588
00:30:48,582 --> 00:30:50,459
That's right. Our prime sponsor

589
00:30:50,464 --> 00:30:52,848
is now our prime suspect.

590
00:30:53,071 --> 00:30:55,073
Ooh, that's good.

591
00:30:55,274 --> 00:30:58,166
That'll make a great
last line for an episode.

592
00:30:58,781 --> 00:31:03,781
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